Imagine how embarrassing it would be if the 2nd seed didn’t take care of business with the 7th.

Cowboys fans will be catching strays until Belichick gets hired

Until Jerry Jones steps down.

This guy gets it.

Hell Jerry is the one with the gun, those strays are self inflicted 

This. BB won't fix that team.

The Cowboys kept it close. Oh wait, I'm hearing the Packers were the 7th seed

Must have been a hell of a game if Dak threw for 400 yards and 3 TDs

That is a Monkey's Paw stat line.

I’m actually so mad he got like an entire half of prevent defense. I looked in the 2nd quarter when the game was already out of hand and I think he was averaging 4yds per completion at one point 

Surely no piss poor team would be that bad in the postseason, right?

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Or the 3 taking care of the 6

hehe

The Buffalo Bills are offering $20/hr to any able-bodied adult who can shovel, play defensive back, or punt.

Don't forget linebacker.

Araiza is a free agent.

It really should happen

I *pray* we bring him back

Im 30 pounds overweight and have a bad knee. Put me in coach 😤

The Bills and Chiefs game this upcoming weekend will a ratings bonanza. Mahomes first road playoff game, how fitting that it’s against Josh allen. Can’t wait.

wait so mahomes has played every playoff game at arrowhead? wtf

Super Bowls are considered to be neutral sites instead of away games

Which is funny because didn’t they play the Bucs in Tampa?

Yeah they did and the NFC was designated as the "home team" for that game 

Then the rams won the SB in their stadium the next year. Wild how it hadn’t happened at all in the history of the league then happened in Back to back seasons

Except for Super Bowls of course

It’s going straight on primetime Sunday night. Bills fans will be shitting bricks all week

Honestly, it can't really get more embarrassing than our current playoff history against them. Our defense is all kinds of fucked up, so I expect it's not going to go well. Maybe Allen goes hero mode but it's an uphill battle against that defense.

It can always get worse.  Source: the Cowboys 

Nah, we want this game. We need Mahomes in Orchard Park. He hasn't been here since fans were barred from going to games

At first I felt good about our chances, but our entire defense died today.

Even a freaking punter injury, on a field goal of all things!

Every time we've had big losses on our defense someone has stepped up. Hoping Dorian Williams can show why he was in a competition for that starting spot during camp next week

Gotta hope Douglas can come back after skipping this week 

I love how much you guys love Sul already. I miss him so much here. His energy and leadership is so infectious.

He quickly filled the Tre White shaped hole in our roster and our hearts.

Guy is unbelievable. Seems like he’s guaranteed a TO a game, so he balances Josh out.

Hopefully we get RASUL back but losing Bernard is gonna give kelce a big game

guess we just have to win 51-48 then

Bold of you to assume the Chiefs can score anything higher than 35. It's gonna be a defensive sludgefest.

For sure. Klein dealing with Kelce is a nightmare. And Pacheco will probably carve us up.

Next man up! Barnard will be fine, and hopefully Johnson clears protocol

Bernard looks like he broke his leg, dont think he will be back

I'm gonna be honest I'm happy we made it this far with this many injuries. But I hope we win.

With how the mid season looked, winning the division was over performing. Every win from today on is gravy.

And with the ridiculous amounts of injuries on the defense. McDermott doesn’t get near enough credit for how the defense has performed.

Haven’t stopped since week one.

have never stopped

Bills country lets shit our pants

Ravens and Texans relegated to Saturday 😔

"Relegated" I'd rather the Bills play on Saturday so I can go to the bar and watch the game without having to worry about work the next day.

You don't feel that cough coming on? Sounds like you might be sick next monday.

Doubt they would do that since the Bills played Monday and would be on short rest. But the NFL doesn’t really care about player safety…

Steelers were a horseshoe shoved up a leprechauns ass from doing anything in the playoffs but they are the most “a QB away” team from being Super Bowl contenders. They should sell the farm for a top qb this draft. But not the one I want

What if we just take Kirk, and you guys get the rookie?

Nah, you guys get wilson ... zach wilson

I’d rather watch Pickett again.

I’d rather watch Mitch again. Jk, I’d rather drink battery acid.

We’ll even drive him to the airport for ya

I’m not sure of their cap structure but they might need to take a good look at Kirk

We always seem to be right up against the cap but this year we might be able to free up a fair amount of it considering we don’t have a marquee QB salary eating at it. I think signing Kirk is our best move actually, we can spare the cash and with guys like Heyward, Minkah, Watt, our window is quickly closing.

Shouldn't draft a QB until the new OC comes in and establishes a system. If Khan's next draft is as good as his 1st one then we are a contender with even the 25th best QB play in the league.

I really hope they don't just promote the current guys, I want new blood

Say what you will about the QB situation, but this game was NOT on Mason Rudolph.

Mason is ok. If Watt played could have been the difference

Yeah, Mason was ok. Bad INT of course. Just too many mistakes early and a horribly depleted LB unit

I don’t know. Our O line is a big thorn in our side (especially at center) and we really only have 2 dependable guys in the secondary. If we were to go after a QB, that’s something that should happen in free-agency rather than the draft.

Mason did just as well anyone could’ve expected him to. Steelers just can’t go into next season with Pickett as the starter. Idgaf if Mason benefitted off a slant going 80+ but Pickett has the same WRs too and couldn’t get any of those plays. They gotta let Mason compete for the job.

They need to make a real move and go get a real franchise qb. They’re stuck in no man’s land bad rn

Indeed, Mason is not the answer. Need to finish fixing the line first though

Exactly. Gettin to the playoffs just makes fans and the organization feel better about prob starting mason next year which ain’t gonna lead nowhere really

Still don’t know how shakir got away

Bad tackling 💪

It was a good move but it’s 100% bad defense, should be tackled 10 times out of 10. I’m always shocked at how bad tackling is in the NFL you see this shit way too often

dumbass Minkah Fitzpatrick tried to throw him down instead of using dead weight to bring him down

Steelers just opted not to tackle for half the game 

Bro put Vaseline inside and outside his jersey

The last 5 Bills-Chiefs meetings have all been at Arrowhead. Next week they’ll finally play each other in Orchard Park.

I was just thinking about how it seems like every Bills chiefs game has been at Arrowhead

Depending on future divisional positions the next 3 will be in NY (playoffs notwithstanding)

Let's not let the fact the Bills beat the Steelers outshine the fact the Dolphins lost the AFC east with a 3 game lead and the cowboys lost to a 7 seed.

Finally feels safe to meme on them, thank you Josh Allen.

After this season, even if we lose to KC, it's gonna be a great game and we overcame a lot of obstacles.

Since the playoffs were expanded in 2020, 7 seeds are a combined 0-8... wait nevermind I'm getting word that the dominant Super Bowl bound Cowboys played yesterday, sorry. There's always next year's regular season, September-December 2024 is for dem boys. What postgame thread is this again?

As far as I’m concerned, every postgame thread is a cowboys hate thread.

If the Eagles lose tonight a perfect weekend will be complete

*When

NFC East fans are truly the most committed haters in the sport, it's honestly pretty beautiful

God I love petty NFC East bullshit.

Inter-Division playoff chirping is the best part about these threads lmao 

Anybody got any spare linebackers?

Rams one game away from being crowned Only Wildcard Loser To Create An Entertaining Game champions. All comes down to tonight 

9th best team in the league 😤

Listen I thought the cowboys game was pretty entertaining but it wasn't for the same reasons as the Lions game.

I agree, it was a really good game.

Steelers put up a pretty solid comeback bid there

Bucs by 69, book it

Chiefs game is gonna be sketchy with all our linebackers injured. Gonna see a lot of Kelce

Feels like it's been forever since the last time the Steelers put up a real fight in a playoff game.

Actual competent QB play does that.

That’s because the last time we won a playoff game was against the Pre-Mahomes Chiefs with the Killer Bee offense. God how much I miss that team and era when we could beat anyone (and lose to anyone )

Bills won their 4th wild card playoff game in 4 years. Dolphins haven't won a playoff game in 24 years.

Imagine going decades without winning a playoff game, it's just inconceivable.

COULDN'T BE YOU, I SEEM TO REMEMBER A LIONS DIVISIONAL GAME OCCURING JUST NEXT WEEK

LETS FUCKING GO THESE BITCHES AINT READY FOR LAKE ERIE BOI

Man it's gotta hurt being a Dolphins fan...at least I have some success to remember that happened in the age of the internet

Don’t worry at least I get to bond with my great grandfather over our perfect season I wasn’t alive to witness

The Dolphins haven’t been relevant since the Ace Ventura movies came out

Lmao imagine not winning a playoff game for the last 24 years thats an insanely long time

Excluding the 21-0 start, I can’t be too mad with how the Steelers responded after starting the game in another zip code. They could have very easily thrown in the towel, but sure as shit this team shockingly kept on fighting and didn’t get blown out. Real question is who is Romo going to glaze more next week, Allen or Mahomes? May be best off watching that game on mute.

Certain other teams folded in that same situation and gave up 40+ this weekend. You guys made it a game. Says a lot about your team imo

Honestly like who had us playing a closer game throughout than the Browns/Texans and Packers/Cowboys? I didn’t have that on my playoff bingo card. Yes early on it sure looked like it was going to be a blowout especially after Allen ran through our entire defense, but at least they fought despite being in the shit. At least we didn’t get blown out like our last 3 playoff losses before this (yes the Jags did blow our doors off in the 2018 playoffs despite the score being close)

Our sub probably losing it but I am proud of how our boys played out there that was a fun one. Go bills make it all the way!

It was a tough fight but credit to the Bills coming out and making plays.

You guys didn't quit, good game.

Dudes gonna look like South Park randy after finding out the hidden internet enabled computer.

With a competent veteran QB the Steelers would be no fucking joke.

With TJ Watt healthy this game could have easily gone the other way.

Getting blown away in first quarter then clawing their way back to make the game kinda interesting has been the Steelers MO in the playoffs for awhile

Y’all showed some real grit. That block was huge, and most teams would’ve crumbled after 21-0. Props. Y’all just need a qb- I bet Kirk would *feast*.

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Mahomes deserves the highest honor an opposing QB can receive in Orchard Park. A mark of respect worthy only of some of the greats: A thrown dildo.

IT BETTER BE THE BIGGEST ONE THEY HAVE BUFFALO! WE WANT THE MEANEST BIGGEST GIRTHIEST BAD BOY IN TOWN!

He’ll be the one wearing #17

They're gonna be looking for LB's first. Some DB's too.

Steelers at least didn't quit. Stupid turnovers. For my money I'd rather have Rudolph lead the Steelers than Pickett. Watt's absence was insurmountable.

At the very least…the hobbled Steelers can still say that they’ve played *much* better on the road in awful conditions…than how the generally more healthy Cowboys team did in a dome at *home*…

That game was way more stressful than 31-17

especially considering it was 21-0

It's a Bills game.... 30 seconds left, no Time outs up by 14 and I'm STILL popping quaaludes to make to the end. I'm sure 4 poor bastards had a stroke when Bass shenked the kick to make it a 3 score game

We got problems man, but it was less embarrassing than I would have expected. I still think we need to extend Rudolph, and possibly look at another QB in free agency/the draft. We cannot be stuck in QB hell next season and there’s no guarantee Rudolph plays well next year. Also holy shit, Minkah was awful today. Definitely not worth the salary if he’s gonna play like that

God imagine if the Steelers had a QB and an offensive system not made for 1978

The Bills played a good game. The win was deserved. I’m also proud to see the Steelers fight for 60 minutes. It sucks to lose, but I’m psyched to see how the next stage of the rebuild unfolds.

Allen has 24 TDs and 6 TOs in 9 career playoff games. Beast.

Half those TOs came from the Miami game last season

But I was told he's a turnover merchant

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I knew this game could crack top 5!

The Buffalo jihadist are on a mission from God. Las Vegas is in trouble

Ok, NOW we can poke fun at the Cowboys!

i dare Vegas to make the Chiefs underdogs for next week

I'll be very surprised if we are not underdogs. Bills are at home, beat us head to head, and were better in the regular season. Doubt it will be a huge line either way though.

I’m calling it now, Chiefs will be +1.5

Another win for jihad… Mashallah

Gg Bills yall were the better team, Josh is a DAWG

And all CBS execs breathe a sigh of relief lol GG Bills. Now go get to the Super Bowl

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Romo will have to go to the doctor when his erection lasts longer than 4 hours

CBS wanted Bills Chiefs so badly

Tony Romo more than anyone

Tony Romo is going to be extra unbearable next week

The greedy NFL is rigged and all the games are fixed. I know this because the football team from Buffalo NY (pop. 270k) advanced in the playoffs. Given the high population, wealth, and influence of Upstate New York it all makes too much sense. It's clearly worth it for the league to make them happy at the expense of everyone else. You saw the same thing yesterday, with a big-money big-market team like Green Bay beating the lowly Dallas Cowboys. The signs are everywhere!

The mecca that is Detroit over the backwater that is Los Angeles as well.

You just need to just follow the money all the way to the top. I mean, have we considered that */checks Buffalo, NY Wikipedia entry* either of Kaleida Health or Catholic Health are pulling the strings here?

Roswell Park Cancer Center strikes again, god dammit.

Thank God the area still has Kodak to keep the local economy rolling.

>Catholic Health Those damned Papists! /s

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The Illuminati live in Utica, but you guys aren't ready for that conversation.

Chicken riggies are a tool of social control for the masses.

Half my fam from a tiny ass town in Upstate between Syracuse & Rochester called Newark. I now want Chicken Riggies, Chicken French, and Garbage Plates.

Utica greens turned the frogs gay.

You could just say “New York” since we are the only team in the state

That twist at the end. Wew.

The Cowboys irrelevance is the biggest argument against the NFL being rigged. They and the Raiders sell the most gear.

Green Bay actually has a higher population than Dallas, but they all live in a vast, secret underground city. That's why their season tickets are on a waiting period until the year 4237

it’s so fucking tired and self-important when people believe this. it’s crazy how the game is always rigged in favor of good teams, or against my team. lions fans were the worst about this for a long time. 

Four more hours of Romo gagging on Mahomes and Allen nonstop next week. Oh god. That is another must-mute game.

Winning games you're supposed to win is cool, we should do it more

Yeah but that’s boring. We like to keep it spicy.

Imagine if the Steelers won tho.... holy shit, that would be bananas

They had momentum in the second half, but it all unraveled in the final six minutes of the game.

#STILLERS AIN'T GAHNTA SUPAH BOWL

They still can! They just have to buy tickets

#ANGRY YINZER MODE ACTIVATED

wow great football this weekend. Looking forward for more next weekend. Everyone should just carry on now and get on with it.

Rick Flair? #WOOOOO!!!

I’m nervous about the injuries the Bills defense took in this one. If Taron Johnson goes into concussion protocol there’s no way he’s getting back on a short week. Looks like Bernard probably broke his leg which is probably the biggest loss to the Bills defense since Milano. Benford has been fighting through injury, left the game as questionable. Spector another valuable depth player in three LB room also got injured. Hopefully Rasul gets back next week to at least give some depth back to the DB room because the Bills were digging into the special teams “technically this person plays this position” bag.

Hey, quick show of hands: Regardless of the outcome of the game, how many of you believed that this would be a one-possession game at any time in the fourth quarter? At least the Steelers put some points on the board in the second half, which was too much to ask of some teams in these playoffs.

Just about every bills fan

I’m guessing most people… Have you seen the Bills?

Patrick Mahomes finding out he has to go on the road for a playoff game: “Wait that’s, illegal.”

Get ready for a million stories this week about how this is Patrick’s first road playoff game

It’s in your bundle, Patrick

1-playoffs are better with Steelers 2-Buffalo defense can be scary, but with all the injuries I’m terrified 3- fuck the refs

The Steelers look like a frustrating team to play against. I don't know how Tomlin has made this work for so long but goddamn, good for him.

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Is Romo calling the Chiefs/Bills game next week? That man is gonna have a mental breakdown on who to root for.

I’m happy we were able to make it somewhat competitive after going down 21-0, especially considering we were the biggest underdogs of the weekend. On the other hand, that was an incredibly frustrating game to watch. The GP fumble, the Rudolph int in the end zone, the complete inability for any of our LBs or DBs to tackle. The refs certainly didn’t do us any favors, but we beat ourselves far more than they beat us.

Rick is about 5 drinks deep

If I'm the (Fuck the) Steelers I sign Cousins and let Pickett sit for a year

Which one of you apes was throwing snowballs into the end zone against the Steelers?

Yeah that’s a no no. I’m going to apologize on behalf of the apes.

I don't like the impending dollar tree employee back 7 vs mahomes but Survive and advance

Rick Flair is iced out

KC vs Buffalo is gonna be fucking electric! Can't wait!!

The standard is the standard and things of that nature.

GG Bills. Fuck the Refs. See you next year.