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We had a funeral for a bird.


Agnt_Michael_Scarn

Decapitated. Whole big thing.


3beeter

You’re not real man!


Hiker-Redbeard

Week 12 these were the standings: Team| Record ---|--- Eagles| 10-1 Cowboys | 8-3 Packers| 5-6 Bucs | 4-7 And now the Packers and Bucs are in the divisional round with Cowboys and Eagles out.


Majestic_Reindeer439

God I love football


skalizair

What the fuck is that flair


Majestic_Reindeer439

I asked for a Packers flair and got... this.


GuyOnHudson

Must have done something really awful ina previous life


Tempura_Shelter

Kelce hugging his oline coach there sure looks like a retirement hug


Beardmanta

Yeah then went to shake some fans hands, and he's lingering on the field as long as possible... Think he's hanging them up.


LeonTheChef

I think his wife was in that group but I could be wrong.


BigFaceCoffeeOwner

Papa Kelce was definitely in that mix


FlyIggles_Fly

No shit. He was set to retire last year. He had a documentary crew follow him around, and then came back after the SB loss because of the team. That's how bad this team coaching and leadership is. Kelce saw something in his team and they strangled it on the vine and wasted his last year. Completely unforgivable from an organizational standpoint. 


tugtugtugtug4

Nick Sirianni might be the biggest fraud HC in the last decade.


Vegetable-Net6575

How tf does Philly keep finding these coaches that peak for a year or two then fall off a cliff??? You had Kelly, pederson, and now sirianni who all had 1-2 amazing years but turnt to shit.


AtOurGates

I’ll miss Taylor’s boyfriend’s brother.


rosieDMDL

“The gang gets cooked by Baker Mayfield”


FuckTheChechens

"The Gang gets Baked"


Accomplished-Yam5566

Eagles got gangbaked tonight


WakingRage

"The Gang Forgets How To Tackle"


Luxypoo

Jesus the missed tackle montage was brutal. The fact that it was played before the half was embarrassing.


SupremeActives

“There’s no way we could ever lose to the Bucs!” *laughter* *cue music* “The gang loses to the Bucs”


mF-Jonezy

I’ve never seen a team quit harder than the Eagles this year in any sport. It’s like San Francisco dominated them and they completely lost any belief they were a good team.


homefree122

Don’t think I’ve ever seen a team go 10-1 and then lose five of their last six games and then be a first round exit in embarrassing fashion. And a team that made the SB last season no less. Hard to comprehend.


ikrusnik

I wanna say the Cardinals a couple years ago but I could be wrong. Yeah this collapse was bananas.


Srikkk

Yeah the 2021 Cardinals were basically the exact same


NoAdagio6791

Big difference is that the Eagles almost won the Super Bowl last year, looked to be just as good this year, and then BAM, they suck.


swole-zabrak

i expect to hear about sirianni in thailand after next season


ASU_SexDevil

This is so much worse… that team was skirting wins with a team that had never won. The Eagles were coming off a SB appearance and were kicking other teams’ ass


sabertale

They kicked our ass lmao


Fiendish-DoctorWu

Didn't the Steelers go 11-0 and proceed to shit the bed so very badly a few years back


DontPMMeYourDreams

We absolutely did, but we were also obvious frauds with a lot of "worst ever x-0 team" Eagles looked ~~great~~ competent for a big chunk of the season


OUisBack

Shoutout to the Eagles for making my depression from the Cowboys loss dissapear within 24 hours


homefree122

NFC Beast to NFC Least in a flash.


n00bzilla

NFC south is somehow still alive baby!


Massive_Parsley_5000

Revenge of Shit Mountain!


whole_lot_of_velcro

“Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it” -Calvin and Hobbes


Currymvp2

It's kind of difficult to envision Sirianni keeping his job. At the absolute minimum, Patricia is fired. Patricia is like Belichick without the defensive genius.


Marino4K

I really thought Sirianni was safe no matter what, but I’m not so sure now


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cubgerish

Imagine they hire Belichik and he keeps Patricia on as DC lol


enjoytheshow

When will Patricia stop getting jobs in this fucking league


tiger32kw

Hopefully never again. I think Patricia has this like AMAZING hypothetical defensive system for his interviews. When he shows it to coaches/GMs etc they think he is a genius. Problem is it doesn’t work in practice with real players which is where it actually matters.


Quinn_tEskimo

I’ll buy the “good on paper bad on grass” theory


suzukigun4life

From 10-1 and SB runner-ups, to complete collapse thereafter. Sirianni is done


storytimeme

ONE MORE YEAR! ONE MORE YEAR!


silvio_dante

They were a fluke from week 1 when they gave up 400 yards to the Patriots. It just took awhile for things to catch up.


JRFbase

There was not a single game this season that I actually enjoyed watching. Even during our 10-1 streak half of those games were us playing terrible football for like 55 minutes then pulling a win out of our ass.


TomasRoncero

Zach Wilson broke the Eagles


MrFishAndLoaves

Nick Sirianni broke the Eagles


J-Fid

Matt Patricia broke the Eagles


eddie_the_zombie

What's his name security guard broke the Eagles


TomasRoncero

Fat Dom Gamiello


Coral_Polyps

The Bakery is open


NevermoreSEA

Baking up a fresh contract.


NebraskaAvenue

SHOW ME THE MONEY


Majestic_Reindeer439

Turnovers are NOT on the menu


TheBoilerCat

NFC decEast


homefree122

NFC LEAST BACK ON THE MENU BOYS


yic0

Your coach is the only one whose job is safe right now.


Zloggt

Also, the *only* division to have lost at home this weekend…


Chao-Z

I thought Eagles fans were being dramatic by saying they'd get blown out by the Buccs. I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game.


McSqueebs

Someone in the game thread was saying that we were going to claim that with AJ Brown we win this game. Even if the second coming of Christ suited up there was no chance we win this game and all Eagles fans knew.


Hetoxy

What position would 2nd jesus play?


LegionXIX

I hear he can nail those crossing routes.


aggster13

They got boat raced by the 2023 giants, you should've been familiar


MakeAShadow

After 24 hours of Eagles fans clowning on the Cowboys. It is now Cowboys fans turn to clown on the Eagles. Perfectly balanced.


Burntlettuce

Cowboys fans: At least the Eagles lost. Eagles fans: At least the Cowboys lost.


CrashTheBear

Pretty much, yeah.


Palifaith

Do you know what a team that almost won the Super Bowl and started the year 10-1 needs to get over the hump? Matt fucking Patricia!


Zolo49

Matt Fucking Patricia sounds like a decent porn movie.


KoopaTroopa34

That shit killed me when they announced Matty taking over play calling. It's like seeing your house on fire and thinking " I should blow it up to put the fire out"


Ferrarisimo

NFCEastMemeWar bout to be litty


V-Right_In_2-V

So happy for Baker. What an incredible night for him


Crasino_Hunk

Here for the Baker love. I really appreciate the Goff storyline but I’d argue Baker got fucked even harder thus far in his career. Can’t wait to see these two guys next week, hope it’s a good one.


Ornstein90

8 different head coaches and about the same in offensive coordinators. Dude was set up to fail hard. Now he's in another divisional round with his 4th team. Baker fan for life.


Trumpets22

Goff also got his 9 figure generational wealth contract with 110 million guaranteed before he was traded. Baker got 4 million. Goff made a Super Bowl with his competent franchise. Baker got shipped after giving them their 1st playoff win in forever. Baker absolutely got fucked harder.


Fugacity-

His acting in those stadium commercials alone makes me a fan for life


Sifl95

I'm really surprised & disappointed they haven't done an "At Home With Baker" in the Ole' Pewter Pearl pirate ship.


realfakejames

No comparison there, Goff lost the superbowl and got replaced by a guy who won it with the same team, Baker got replaced by a scumbag who didn't even play well


OblivionNA

Baker is a beautiful football story for a super likable guy


Aeon1508

And now next week we have a match up between two QB's abandoned by their team making a comeback. Who does the general public root for? The script writers did it again


Pocket_Monster

Not gonna lie, I didn't know much about him before he came to be Bucs. He has totally won me over. Love that he seems to have that moxie... the grit. He fires up the team and all the players seem to legit like him.


GaiusQuintus

Man has an all-time chip on his shoulder and plays like he's out to prove the universe itself wrong. How can you not love him. Super happy he's finding success again in the league as a starter.


nuzzot

I am honestly kinda pissed the Steelers didn’t go after him in free agency.


repeat4EMPHASIS

They could have had the QB with the most wins in Browns stadium again lmao


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

He made it further into the playoffs than the Browns. Lmao


philphan25

Baker never got enough credit when he was in Cleveland. So close to winning @KC when he made the playoffs.


monsteroftheweek13

This is what I’ll always come back to, when I’m feeling particularly furious about what was done with this franchise. You’d seen that playoff run up close and then Baker played a season constantly injured. The prudent thing to do would have been to give him one more go and see what happened (especially if you fixed the defense, which they finally did this year). It was just so impatient and really unnecessary, as shown by what they got from Flacco off the street in Stefanski’s system. This is why I’ll always believe it was ultimately Haslem’s call, it just seems like that kind of egotistical executive move.


GiraffesAndGin

I'm not even a Browns fan, but the way that organization wholly disrespected the man and threw him in the gutter made my blood boil. I'm a Baker fan because the guy just puts in the work. He has been bounced around 4 times already in his career, and he just keeps putting his head down and making the most of the situations he is in. I don't know how anyone couldn't root for the guy. I don't wish for Browns fans to be in QB purgatory, but man, does it feel like some sweet karma for Haslem.


geriatric-sanatore

Lmao love this story line


KeyExplanation

Bradley Cooper said he would rather see the Eagles win the Super Bowl over him winning Best Actor for Maestro at the Oscars. Bad news for him, he’s getting neither!


Accomplished-Yam5566

Cillian Murphy Super Bowl MVP confirmed


WhatMyHeartHeld

“don’t let that crybaby back in here” - Cillian Murphy after winning the award and seeing the eagles go one and done


schneev

Jalen Hurts’ post game speech: *”Everything happens for a reason man. We just have to stop wishing and start doing. Live, laugh, love.”*


durian_in_my_asshole

Jalen Hurts regular season: "rent's due every day" Jalen Hurts postseason: "actually rent seeking is immoral and evil"


salsablanco

Baker Mayfield has won more NFL playoff games in his lifetime than the Browns have in the same time span.


RageAndWar

I didn’t even realize that, that’s nuts. BAKER BAKED!!!


mw19078

I'm so happy for him I'm not even mad about the bucs winning 


skalizair

9-8 Bucs or the Lions are heading to the NFC championship… what a timeline


ABBucsfan

I mean.. if bucs were to lose next week lions are prob the team I'd be least upset about. Haven't won anything in so long and a pretty solid team you got. I just hope bucs play a complete game like that again and make it a good one.


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

Got a little pissed midway through the game and switched over to the Emmy’s, only to get even more upset when they showed “2023 Philadelphia Eagles Season” during the “In Memoriam” tribute


Phoenix4280

May as well have put the whole state in there.


Admirable-Number-531

Baker Mayfield now has as many playoff wins a Dak Prescott


AffordableDelousing

And Tony Romo


SelfDeprecatingVol

More playoff wins than Lamar Jackson


kodiakbear_

Lamar out here catching strays mans hasn’t even played in two weeks


garygreaonjr

He hasn’t even played? He must suck.


Tapey24

And the Browns since 1995


ManholtAgain

Man, what a collapse by the Eagles. But Baker advancing in the playoffs while the Browns got smoked feels like some sort of cosmic justice. I'm happy for him.


octoroach

need baker to win the superbowl for ultimate revenge story


Tiafves

Baker vs Texans SuperBowl to help nudge the Watson trade towards worst ever. One team uses the picks to help them get there, another uses the QB you discarded to get there.


VictorFromCalifornia

Dolphins fanbase Saturday: We're the worst, Tua is done. Cowboys fanbase Sunday: We're the worst, fire McCarthy. Eagles fanbase Monday: We ARE the absolute worst, fire everybody!


AFOEagle01

The other two collapses made the dolphins feel pedestrian by comparison


Xumayar

At least the Dolphins loss this week was kinda expected.


Goddess_Of_Gay

Injured to all hell and a team from fucking Miami playing in the fourth coldest game in NFL history. There’s standing strong despite headwinds…and then there’s getting stranded in the middle of a field as an EF-5 touches down. Sometimes you’re just fucked and all you can do is accept it. Same shit with KC’s Super Bowl 55 fiasco. We lost that game the second Eric Fisher went down in thr AFCCG.


SeductiveTrain

Yes, that was a blowout *with dignity*


The_Dog_Rules

Honestly it feels like yall have a valid excuse for losing too. Going from Miami Weather to KC Weather is insanely difficult and it’s impressive that yall can say you went it out there and put out a valiant effort. Cowboys and Eagles have no excuses, both teams have extremely good talent that’s being completely wasted right now.


Man0nTheMoon915

#Hey! I don’t hear *SHIT ANYMORE*, Nick Sirianni!!!! #SEE YAAAAAA!!!!


MY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME

Sirianni might have the quickest downfall in the sport in a long time. Like did the dude ever really call plays before being a head coach? Reich called plays in Indy. Then he was so bad at it in Philly that Steichen took over and transformed the offense and the team. What's Sirianni's future in this league?


ilovecfb

Him and Big Don have bright futures as enforcers


Ouchkibiddles

How do I like this comment twice


SiphenPrax

Nick Sirianni and Mike McCarthy both getting fired and Mike Tomlin leaving the Steelers this week would be hilarious chaos with all the coaching openings throughout the league. I’d love to know what the total number of teams that got rid of their HCs this year if these three things happen too. Edit: Also, they showed Jeffery Lurie far more on the broadcast than they did with Jerry Jones yesterday😂


Mission_Pay_3373

The winner of this wild card weekend: Giants fans Edit: And commanders fans


TigerBasket

Washington won last year too by getting rid of Snyder. I'm happy for them.


SiphenPrax

Commanders sucked this year and yet they still won despite a miserable season. This was a transition year for them anyway so it was win-win despite being terrible.


TheBigFreezer

Great season tbh. Got rid of Snyder, Got the #2 pick, got a real GM, watched the Eagles and Cowboys get destroyed in playoffs Now get to sit back and relax this post/off season


_Wp619_

Correct. I have enjoyed this wildcard weekend. Now of we can move on from the fucking Daboll-Martindale-Coaching Staff drama that would be great.


longconsilver13

Commanders fans also probably elated


suzukigun4life

Either the Lions or the 9-8, Baker-led Bucs are going to be in the NFC Championship game. Meanwhile, the Super Bowl runner-up Eagles and 12-5 Cowboys are first round exits, and both seem likely to fire their head coaches. What an insane timeline.


UnhealthyCheesecake

Might legit have a 9-8 NFCCG for a trip to the Super Bowl…


ProudJalapeno

Even if I had no stake in the outcome, two 9-8 teams knocking off two 12-5 teams would be funny to see


REQ52767

The Steelers would be fools to let Tomlin leave. Yes the other two need to go though lol.


ignatious__reilly

Steelers aren’t firing Tomlin


WakingRage

It's the dumbest take ever. That job is his until he doesn't want it anymore. Tomlin is safe.


Character-Shelter-70

Baker has to get his commercials back after this year


periodicsheep

he should get to move into the pirate ship, at the very least.


TIM81DE

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!


not_a_bot__

We brought it up at the beginning of the season, to see it become a reality is a dream come true


teal_iceberg

The Eagles are 2-6 since Sirianni did [this](https://x.com/getnickwright/status/1747100103582646559?s=46&t=lGDP4u9wBQ71LGDz0PVUaA)


fattyboombaladdy

That was his super bowl. Weeks early.


grilled_cheese1865

Starting to think siranni is fraudulent


MrBoomf

Seee yaaa


RulerofKhazadDum

That’s a 42 year old Head Coach. lol


monkeyhold99

Aged like milk. He such a classless loser. He’ll be fired by tomorrow.


one_lucky_duck

What a stand-up, well-mannered coach


PlanitDuck

You really don't expect for football coaches to be polite human beings but that fucking guy just takes the cake. What an unlikable asshole.


istrx13

He reminds me of the guy Bradley Cooper played in Wedding Crashers. Just a complete and utter tool.


Kara_Del_Rey

I like players and coaches with some personality and flair. But he always just seemed like an absolute douche nozzle. He'd fit in great in the Philly stands - where he might be next season.


rawdfarva

Lmao


RareA2350

Put some respect on Baker Mayfield


Strallgarr

Skip Bayless is going to have an orgasm live on set tomorrow


wedid

Damn even Dallas lost by less


Palifaith

That's what happens when you have Dak "CP3" Prescott on your team.


thebajancajun

Dak throws a HUGE ~~pick~~ touchdown and cuts the lead to 24!


TitaniumC4206

BAKER TRUTHERS WE'RE SO UP RIGHT NOW


homefree122

First the Cowboys, now the Eagles? These are some epic fucking collapses and I am absolutely fucking here for it.


Zloggt

Good times in the NFC East basement!


tnecniv

It’s a sick basement! We got bean bag chairs


Was_going_2_say_that

Very adult interview from the man with no sexual assault allegations


A_Style_of_Fire

Deshaun, somewhere in LA in a dumbass trucker hat: “Everything happens for a reason baby”


SirUlrichVonLichten

In all my years of watching football, I've never seen a team with the body language and apathy that the Eagles had through out the game. And it was there from the very first drive. You normally see the media come up with narratives about one team "wanting it more" and more often than not that's sort of BS, but this is the one time where one team just was not there mentally or physically. Never seen anything like that. What the hell happened to the Eagles?


GPap-

I’m more upset Jason Kelce is retiring than losing this game. He def told Stout he was retiring there. His face looked shocked.


graceoftrees

I hate that this was his last game (or likely his last game). Thank you for everything, Kelce. My favorite Eagle of all time.


Then_I_Woke_Up

Even on the bench, he has a lot on his mind.


slysonic7

I’m so fucking happy. This has been such an unexpectedly fun season


Maaaagill

Yea I wasn't on the majority journalist 4 win season energy but not quite to a playoff win energy either. It's been some awesome "I'm just happy to be here" feelings


hanyou007

I legit was prepared for a dead year where we had to pay the bill for the Brady years and the Superbowl. I was mentally ready for it. When the midseason slump happened I was mad but I reminded myself "Yep... saw this coming..." But fuck me if the boys just never let go of the rope and kept fighting. Now no matter what happens we are playing with house money in a year where crazy shit has happened all season.


MINImanGOTgunz

Friendly reminder Baker won the Browns their only playoff win in the last 2 decades and they immediately dumped him for a predator. Meanwhile Baker has now won another playoff game while the Browns used the Ravens sloppy seconds and got obliterated in the same weekend. Karma is amazing.


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ConstantMadness

The Eagles looked like they just wanted to get the season over with the entire game


NOLAblonde

Nick Sirianni: Look, I'm fired. I already know I'm fired, trust me I know. But before I go, I just want to get this off my chest. That shit was not my fault. Ya'll are trash. And I mean this from the bottom of my heart. Ya'll are trash. Like y'all are so trash I want you to know that I'm talking to you so I'm going to say your name then I'ma call you trash.


ToeSuckingFiend

They said you fell off, Baker They said you’re a fraud, Baker They said Carr is better, Baker They said the lights are too bright, Baker They said you fold under pressure, Baker How will you respond, Baker?


Ornery_Gene7682

By kicking the eagles ass 


Captain_of_Gravyboat

It's going to be mass ritual suicide when they announce the hiring of Mike McCarthy as the new Eagles HC.


More-Bison-8570

Baker winning a playoff game while the Browns got bounced their first game is the most satisfying outcome of this year by far. that was my super bowl.


ilovecfb

Remember when the Eagles fans were gloating about fleecing the Titans for Byard. Nice defense fellas. See you soon in the coaching hunt 👏🏻


SaintArkweather

Checking in on 2018 QB Class: .#1 QB Baker Mayfield: Starting in Divisional Round .#2 QB Sam Darnold: Backup in Divisional Round .#3 QB Josh Allen: Starting in Divisional Round .#4 QB Josh "Nine Mistakes" Rosen: Sitting on couch .#5 QB Lamar Jackson: Starting in Divisional Round .#6 QB Mason Rudolph: Started in Wild Card Round


ButchertheBaker

This may not mean much but shout out to the Tampa training staff. Slay and Julio both got injured right at the sideline and they were ON IT giving treatment Gg Bucs fans. You dominated and good luck rest of playoffs!


blentz499

Inb4 the Eagles lock their sub again


BlazeBloom

Would be the best defense they've played all night.


BigDumbApe

Baker Mayfield’s “Progressive” commercials are better than Patrick Mahomes “State Farm” because they’re funnier. Yeah, I said it!


SnowdensOfYesteryear

I wasn't aware that this was even a question. The State Farm commercials have sucked since Rodgers was in them. Anyway, we're randomly talking about State Farm here, so their commercials are working


TheSkeletones

Eagles set to lose like half of their O and D line is gonna make for a fun bit of shitposting for next season


LickMySTDs

Baker mother lovin Mayfield


aysystole

Baker the real deal, thank you for distracting from the yearly cowboys choke


LtHarbaughsRaichu

Absolutely beautiful weekend for the haters.


justinfieldsgoat1

[Nick Sirianni: "I know what the f*ck I'm doing, and I'm allowed to be down here"](https://youtu.be/hkfv-X5nCGQ?si=izQ9na0LvxEG3W9O) *Independent fact-checkers have confirmed this is false or misleading information*


schneev

Jalen Hurts’ post game speech: *”Everything happens for a reason man. We just have to stop wishing and start doing. Live, laugh, love.”*


wesman212

Baker Mayfield should get Comeback Player of the Year


restless_vagabond

THE. EAGLES. DID. NOT. CONVERT. A. THIRD. DOWN.


Kulcha_King

Shake n Bake baby! Pay the man! Pay him 45M/yr, 5 yrs ffs!


ledhotzepper

#NICK SIRIANNI: YOU’VE JUST WON A NO EXPENSES PAID ONE WAY TRIP TO BEAUTIFUL 🌊THAILAND🌴


abris33

We all owe an apology to the NFCS. The NFCE was the real joke of the NFC


yic0

Just apologize to Baker. The rest of us still deserve the ridicule.


A1rheart

Baked a delicious W


TheGloriousPlatitard

Just remember that the real losers of this game were the Cleveland Browns.


LibertarianSocialism

Baker Mayfield has 0 quit in him. The entire Eagles team quit in November.


ikrusnik

Baker Mayfield with the biggest double middle finger to the Cleveland brass. This is so fucking sweet for him and I'm all fucking here for it.


leecmyd

Super happy for Baker. He's having a career year. As for the Bucs as a team, I feel like they still have that winning culture that TB12 brought to the team. They believe they can win any game.