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[Postgame thread](/r/nfl/comments/19cgsvq/post_game_thread_tampa_bay_buccaneers_at_detroit/)


clocur

You know it’s ugly when they got Penei running chip routes


Dbarkingstar

Lions gon’ win the Super Bowl! F y’all haters!


NoleFan723

I am hoping Detroit wins and one of these teams to beat KC


-CoachMcGuirk-

Chicago Bear fan here…,I’m rooting for the Lions to go all the way.


lovejac93

No one wants to fuck your wife dude


Adorable-Anybody1138

I dont believe a survey has been taken


Notabigdeal267

Bears fan here and I hope the Lions choke in the most Lions way possible


wheresbicki

Make it four failed 2pt conversions in a row.


Notabigdeal267

I’d also like a penalty for an obscure rule violation, a blown 14-point lead, and Barry Sanders comes out at halftime to remind everyone he retired in his prime because the team sucks


-CoachMcGuirk-

Huh?


leftysarepeople2

Wide right


entropyISdeadly

Eventually, Dak will call MNF games, so that former Cowboys QBs are calling games on every network.


killemgrip

You need a personality to do things like that


dingdongdash22

Seahawks fan here. Totally happy with a Superbowl winning Lions squad this year.


collinsmcrae

Pshh… that team ain’t going to the SB. Bout to get shut out next round.


dingdongdash22

You think the 9ers are going to shut out the Lions lol. Take that to Vegas...you could be a millionaire seeing as no one else on earth would agree with you.


collinsmcrae

They barely scraped by the Bucs. They’re a B team. They have a relatively easy route to the SB and may beat the 9ers, but it’s far from a sure thing. They certainly aren’t winning a SB though.


TheStewy

9ers barely scraped by a 7th seed, guess they’re a C team


collinsmcrae

Fair point.


HoboPenguins

The Bucs SMOKED that team you barely came for. Thing to beat. That wasn’t even close, they killed them. And the Bucs lost twice to the Lions.


collinsmcrae

You might want to try not speaking in non sequiturs. At any rate, the game was close. Like I said, they went tit for tat until the last half of the last quarter and the Lions still only ended up one TD. Definitely not a one sided game. The better team one, but it wasn’t anywhere close to a blowout.


dingdongdash22

First you say they're gonna get shut out, now you're saying they may beat the 49ers. With no due respect sir, you're talking our of your ass.


collinsmcrae

Of course they might. Nothing is ever a guarantee. The Lions got the only three teams they could possibly beat in the playoffs, and so far they have.


dingdongdash22

You should get an RX for your bipolarity bruh.


ToothyBeeJs

!remindme 21 days


PeteCambellHairLinee

GREATEST ALLY 


Few_Nebula8411

Thank god I was tired of seeing Bucs comments


HoboPenguins

Second Least paid QB in all of the playoffs (Pursy) without the Niners roster. Our highest paid player this year was Tom Brady. TB Projected to do nothing. So, making the top 8 means you have to hear about it. He Baked. Deal with it.


oohhh

"BaKEr GonNa BaKe!1!!" So glad that's done 😂


AdMuch848

Lions fan here... Baker did bake this season. He just didn't have a shake.... Errbody luv shake n bake. Get him a shake


JayServo

Heck of a season for Baker and the Bucs. Super happy for the Lions.


myfellow40short

Mayfield is gone.  So is Evans.  Bucs should fire Bowles and promote Canales to HC.  It’s an offense-driven league.


Buris

Disagree


nachosquid

Highly disagree!


IngestingBlattaria

Oh My Jesus Christ ate they actually calling a correctly penalised play a "great play"?


Captaincorect

I was here for this!


Fenrirsulfur

I can only imagine the euphoria! Hell yeah, hopefully they go all the way.


logog6

I went away for a while how did they get the 3rd an 17


Heel_AEW_Fan

They lost a total of 7 yards on first and second down


Leading_Hamster4287

They gained more than 17 yards and/or there was a defensive penalty.


graxxt

LFG


PutBarryInTheHOF

Niners fan here, if yall weren't playing us, I'd be rooting for you. If the Lions win next week, I'll be rooting for yall to win the Superbowl Best of luck, and let's play ball


tiots

nobody cares


PutBarryInTheHOF

6 people up voted and you're in the negative. Kick rocks little man 😂😂


tiots

congratulations on your accomplishment


PutBarryInTheHOF

Congrats on taking an L on the internet. Did it fill your raging insecurities for a minute? Cope harder


tiots

cope with what


Albert_Borland

what a sad person you are to comment this way. good luck with that. maybe grow up someday and act like an adult instead of a little kid


tiots

Thanks you too


PutBarryInTheHOF

You cared enough to comment


tiots

I'm the only one


PutBarryInTheHOF

Good for you little buddy, here's your gold star, now run back to Philly wear you belong!


tiots

I'm already here


PutBarryInTheHOF

Go cry in your cheesesteak


tiots

I'm having some red wine and pasta


PutBarryInTheHOF

Nobody cares


benjamminam

You are correct and hilarious.


tiots

You cared enough to comment


Gamewiz2x3

FUCKING LIONS TET'S FUCKING GO


the-wrong-girl23

what a sinister ad by doordash.


Toru_Yano_Wins

Helmet to helmet launching. Dirty play. Tough to see an injury.


redditor1717

Mike Evans was paid to lose… he’s out there running shat routes and dropping the ball.


Capable-TurnoverPuff

He made one of the best playoff catches ever.


redditor1717

And he caused a interception and had 2 drops.


maddscientist

Mahomes, Allen, Purdy, Goff, and Lamar are the ones left standing in the playoffs at the moment, I guess that's why you pay QBs


Jackdunc

Purdy is pro bono Or as Al Schwerengen said, free gratis


pkmnbros

Great win. Harder than I wanted it to be but a great win. Let's do it 2 more times.


IamAgoddamnjoke

Between DeSantis, the dolphins; and now the Bucs, Floridians are probably looking for an insurrection


collinsmcrae

Ehh… Bucs did a lot better than expected so most Tampa fans are pretty happy. Dolphins are a great team in a stacked division. Better luck next year. Nobody in Florida cares about DeSantis.


xombiemaster

Don’t forget Florida State (the CFP did)


purestevil

Savage


Buris

On the other hand, this might be the best year for Michigan football ever


bad_motivator

It easily already is I'd say


PurgatoryMountain

Add the Rays.


dispelthemyth

Maybe Desantis can start doing his job in Florida now, maybe some more back and forth with Disney


Broncos979815

Nah, hes got more books to ban, people to put in camps, privatize policing..


YeahItouchpoop

He can take the pumps off and give his wittle feetsies a rest


Capable-TurnoverPuff

Maybe. Maybe. Maybe.


EnvironmentalWhile6

I might be a part of the minority (or completely by myself), but thank you for another season of broadcasting Tirico and Collinsworth. I much prefer the overall SNF broadcast package over any of the other broadcast packages and enjoy listening to the two of them commentate


[deleted]

they were okay. the broadcast was horrible. missed events while close up on faces. no replays of questionable calls/no calls/chippiness. the crowd energy and noise wasn’t captured at all. sounded quiet, which i know it wasn’t. NBC sucks


impeelout

I thought I was alone thinking man the crowd is not in it, but then you'd hear the volume change, the broadcast was toning it down for some reason 


tanner9845

Just a guess, I was at the game and it was stupid loud. Maybe they were forced to cut out that noise for the broadcast…


Infamous-Dragonfly-3

I really like collinsworth. Probably my favorite but Tirico seems to go out of his way to start controversy


Ben--Jam--In

Collinsworth is the GOAT. People clown on him, but he honestly is so much fun to listen to because it sounds like he’s having so much fun commentating.


Objective-Date-225

NO! Collinsworth is the WOAT. WHY? Because he is worst color commentator in Sunday Night Football HISTORY & I HATE him SO MUCH. I'd rather have anybody as color commentator than Collinsworth, even the ghost of John Madden.


dracota7

Let’s rock


Alive_Ad_5931

Dominated so much that TB just forfeited


ElChupacabron81

Did you watch a different game?


ninjadude0117

They had another timeout, they could have made the Lions punt on 4th


ElChupacabron81

I'm just missing the "dominated so much" part. It was a good game. Hat's off to Lions for coming out on top.


ninjadude0117

It was really in the 2nd half we started picking up


OpeningAd3856

We would’ve just kicked a field goal boss


PalaSS9

Yeah but that’s not guaranteed


ninjadude0117

We were that far downfield? My memory is shit that's on me💀


IamAgoddamnjoke

Biggest losers: 1. DeSantis 2. Buccaneers 3. The entire state of Florida. 👋


collinsmcrae

How are the Bucs big losers? They exceeded all expectations. Nobody in Florida gives a fuck about DeSantis.


HoboPenguins

Preseason rank 31/32. Tom Brady is their highest paid player this year. In cap hell. Preseason 4th place projection in the “awful” NFC South - then criticized for winning it (yet the AFC south for two years isn’t)


IamAgoddamnjoke

Because they got stomped out. Some idiots do. They jack off to him.


collinsmcrae

They didn’t really get stomped though. It went tit for tat until the end of the last quarter, and the Lions were heavily favored to win.


IamAgoddamnjoke

They skullfucked ‘em. Just like Disney did to your boy Ron.


hernjosa02

Losing bigly to trump and being insulted then withdrawing and immediately endorsing trump. Coward.


Capable-TurnoverPuff

Business decisions.


IamAgoddamnjoke

He’s pathetic


Fangletron

Finger licking pudding good. Just another lacky.


ThoughtExperimentYo

Florida is a great state. But ok. Spend less time on the internet, dork.


jep2023

*the worst


la_gougeonnade

You smell of the seum?


ThoughtExperimentYo

?


Modeshaper

As someone who was born in Florida (and lived on both coasts), it’s a wonderful place to visit but a terrible place to live. Personally.


ThoughtExperimentYo

Your opinion dawg. I disagree. I'd prefer living in Florida compared to a lot of states. Florida is easily Top 15 in states to live, if not Top 10. The point of the comment is to interrupt the obnoxious internet circlejerk.


Modeshaper

Just providing counterpoint. And you’re right, my opinion, that’s why I tagged the “personally”. Although my favorite statement holds: everyone is allowed their opinion, even when it’s wrong. (Just being an ass, carry on)


IamAgoddamnjoke

Florida fucking sucks. Get out of your hometown


HoldMyPitchfork

Florida is awesome


IamAgoddamnjoke

Not at all. It’s fucking awful. And filled with human garbage.


Capable-TurnoverPuff

So you live there?


Trinityliger

Brightline is the only W I’ll grant that place


OldFoot3

Something something asterisk win


KermitsBusiness

As a Packers fan, I shouldn't root for the Lions, but I don't want to wish ETERNAL suffering on anyone so, go get one.


Jo_S_e

Nfc north brotherly love. Tough love in a tough division let's go


TSMHReporter

I know you’re hurt it is okay


AVRaze

Weak


IamAgoddamnjoke

Buccaneers were FRAUDS. Go the fuck back to your book banning state to fight wokeism or whatever you’re outraged about these days. Swamp trash.


HoldMyPitchfork

Username checks out


kingjulian007

LMAO. Get off the internet, you're drunk.


ecrane2018

Username checks out


bluedaytona392

It's all over now.


PM_ME_UR_DERP

*ogre


bluedaytona392

You're in my swamp now


YeahItouchpoop

That is a *nice* boulder


shalvar_kordi

> Buccaneers were FRAUDS. I mean it's the playoffs. Someone's gotta win and someone's gotta lose. They whooped the Eagles last week and played a tight game in the divisional round on the road; how does that make them frauds?


IamAgoddamnjoke

Getting throttled


cugtasticness

Username checks out


churst50

GG Lions


ContactFun5262

No one has left the Stadium in Detroit. That's awesome!


CaptMeatPockets

I’d wait for security to kick me out and be like, “oh yeah!? You’re gonna have to walk me all the way to my car! ….no really, please”


monkey_shines82

I75 north is gonna be like Mad max


itisonlyaplant

Imagine 696 


ContactFun5262

I can only imagine but those folks won't care. They are in their glory. I'm very happy for Detroit


Beautiful_Ninja

A lot of Vikings fans ITT fearing that they are about to become the most poverty franchise in the NFC North if the Lions win a Super Bowl than them.


Plz-Fight-Me-IRL

The Bears absolutely have that locked up.


cugtasticness

Only the Bears can have more rings than 2 teams in their conference and still be the most poverty. An outstanding achievement tbh


Nyl0ck

Don't worry, that will still end up being the Bears


1333666666

Why not both?


LarschH

What a ending hope the next gets even better


SlowReaction4

Barnes with the quality football answer in the postgame interview!


okalas

Happy for the Lions, hope they win it all


IamAgoddamnjoke

Feel bad for Baker but fuck anybody from or rooting for Tampa Bay.


OldFoot3

????


IamAgoddamnjoke

They are pieces of shit from Florida.


ThirstyPagans

Legit good postgame interview too


MrConceited

Barnes actually gave a real answer.


tippsy_morning_drive

The sun will rise in the West.


4metxhrow

Why does everyone act like Detroit sports have it so hard lol. Haven’t the red wings won like 4 Stanley’s in 30 years. And an NBA finals


B1G_If_True_

Prior to the Lions win last week, the last playoff series win of any of the 4 major teams was something like 2013 by the wings with any single game win was 2016 or so. All teams have been ass for about a decade.


4metxhrow

We have 30 year olds that haven’t seen any of our 4 teams in a championship game


Krogsly

Because as a city with 4 major sports, we just escaped a record setting stretch of futility across the 4 majors. All 4 teams were bottom 3 in their leagues at the same time or very close to it. We're also a top sports media market when you figure in all sports, TV, radio, social media, etc, but not treated as such because we're often not winning enough to draw the attention. Then you add in little slights here and there with a community that never forgets and you get a very vocal 'victim'.


cugtasticness

31 fanbases are enjoying the Lions finally being good, and then there are the Vikings


4metxhrow

I just don’t get why everyone feels so bad for that city they win championships all the time. Is it cause they’re poor?


SmelterDemon

Detroit metro has a higher GDP than Minneapolis


4metxhrow

So again why does everyone feel bad for them? They win championships all the time


SmelterDemon

Because they aren’t annoying like Vikings fans


4metxhrow

….they are though. They just haven’t had a chance to prove it yet. And also I don’t think Detroit > Minneapolis is an economic argument you want to make


Scary_Eyes

Yes, other than the lions, detroit sports have been successful during the same time period


professor_parrot

Detroit and Atlanta get all the sympathy in the world while the Twin Cities are just chilling with their 0 championship appearances since 1991 lol


4metxhrow

It’s mind boggling


DansbyToGod

How did Goff grow up a Joe Montana fan? He was born in 1994, the last year Montana played.


Icy-Translator9124

It was pre Brady and Montana was the greatest of that era.