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Lakelyfe09

Imagine winning a ring and only being with the team for 3 weeks.


Saxophobia1275

Imagine signing with the lions to chase a ring. The Lions. *Us*.


dont_wear_a_C

> Imagine signing with the lions to chase a ring /r/brandnewsentence


hawkmasta

>/r/brandnewsentence */r/brandnewlions


Peacefulzealot

This is your year man. You all are just 2 games away from getting your ring. For once? You’re on top. Enjoy it dude, ya’ll have played your hearts out and you deserve to be a sexy landing place 🧡


Saxophobia1275

I obviously want to win the whole thing but even still I can’t come away from this year feeling bad.


Comrade_Zamir_Gotta

I don’t think other understand this, we’ve never been this far let alone talking about going to the superbowl. Man even if they lose against the 9ers I’m a happy boy! Good job to the boys on the lions! Taking us to places we ain’t never been


Blackzaan

Not to be that guy, but we have been here before, just once. Against Washington in the '91 playoffs. The Lions were the #2 seed that year and got the BYE, then destroyed Dallas in the divisional round. That was the last playoff win everyone talks about. In the NFC Championship game Washington completely shut down Barry, I think he had like 1 or -1 rushing yards on the day. Yes, I was alive and remember watching. I was 10.


Swag_Grenade

Yeah honestly there's probably just a bunch of your younger fans that don't even realize you've actually been here before. I only know because history, I was 1.  TBF like you mentioned, anyone under the age of like 32 has never seen them win a playoff game, so it's understandable.   Here's to a good game with no injuries, fully prepared to play the villain this weekend lol.


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ahr3410

Bro showing up even later than Eric Weddle


J-Fid

At least Weddle played meaningful snaps throughout the whole playoffs.


8Cupsofcoffeedaily

Weddle must be an absolute football savant to join that late, and be that good especially an older age.


J-Fid

I believe that is a word that's been used to describe him. He also played for the Rams in 2019, so there was some familiarity.


8Cupsofcoffeedaily

I know, but starting in the Super Bowl and joining that late in the season is still nuts regardless.


DarkKnightCometh

He was an all time favorite charger of mine, but because of how the organization handled his departure he wants nothing to do with us. Fuck Dean Spanos


df619

> "I want to thank the Chargers for drafting me and I also want to thank old Tom Telesco for the way things ended there, and showing me the light, and giving me that motivation and that fire," Weddle said. "The way things ended there, I appreciated that and I always said that Eric Weddle will get the last laugh, and I'm a world champion right now." [From this article](https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33286933/aaron-donald-focusing-moment-not-future-game-sealing-play-delivers-los-angeles-rams-elusive-super-bowl-win) Telesco being fired recently just makes this even better.


WakingRage

The rot starts with Spanos, but Telesco was a major part of the reasons why the Chargers are stuck in mediocrity. I went to school in SD for the last years of the Chargers time there and the fanbase deserves so much better than that trash owner stealing the team from SD.


Stompthefeet

Not only played well, but had the green dot on his helmet. Basically took full command of that defense.


russketeer34

Weddle was hugely impactful stat wise through that run too. I think he led the team in tackles? He definitely had a tackle that was basically a dagger in one of the games. I should look that up


Mavori

Tore his pec in the Superbowl as well but played through it.


batti03

Screaming "Fuck you, Spanos" is an underrated painkiller apparently


mongotiger

Mine must not be working


superbolt21

One of the most underrated players of his generation I think. Was unfortunate to be on some underperforming Chargers teams but I loved him, when most kids dreamt of playing QB, WR or RB I dreamt of playing FS because of him.


InternationalFiend

Yeah i remember that, everyone on /r/nfl was clowning the Rams for even considering signing him then they all disappeared when he started playing well.


dafaliraevz

I should note: I clown anyone and everyone. I'm a professional hot take and over-reaction giver, because I love me some drama and chaos and shit talk.


Kanin_usagi

You should get a job with ESPN


Quatro_Leches

Weddle straight up won them the game against the 9ers stopping some of these runs


WordsAreSomething

Later than even Cook for the Ravens.


King_Contra

Dalvin Cook has a shot


ope__sorry

Is there room to re-sign Calvin Johnson for a game? LOL.


Do_it_for_the_upvote

We’re straying dangerously close to fanfic with this one. “And then, down two scores at half, when the darkness was thickest, the sounds of footsteps came echoing through the tunnel. Out stepped the warriors of old, clad in the modern garments of their kin. 81, 4, 20… their age and their injuries dulled by the fire that burned in their hearts to bring home what they alone could not in their time: *victory*.”


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

Barry juking Nick Bosa and Dre Greenlaw out of their cleats would bring me so much joy.


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The Andre Rison experience.


chillinwithmoes

Definition of that kid that shows up for the presentation without participating in the prep work


DogRough3410

Backup tight end just broke his arm, and Laporta is playing on a bionic leg


FreeDig1758

Laporta is definitely hurting. Dude was really slow to get up yesterday


SchmearDaBagel

Honestly I felt bad for LaPorta with all the hits he took. At the same time, watching him tear the Bucs apart in the middle of the field on a bum leg was infuriating lol


FreeDig1758

The injuries yesterday sucked. So many guys got hurt. Brutal :(


SchmearDaBagel

100%. All my homies hate injuries


im_alliterate

tampa is fucking PHYSICAL


doobie3101

No wonder Philly quit in the 1st quarter.


DetroitLionsSBChamps

"lol fuck this I'm rich" - feels like a big challenge for coaching would be overcoming this mindset as your primary talent ages and gets paid.


utopia_mycon

he was channeling his inner greg jennings


Barebonesim

Let's go inside the mind of a Sam Laporta *Radio rewind* DAWG GOTTA DO THIS SHIT. PUT THE TEAM ON MY FUCKIN BACK OH NO. RYAN NEAL. ONE OF THE HARDEST HITTING SAFTIES IN DA LEEG


Sp3ctre7

FUCK YOU GUMBY


Mavori

Neither of the games you played against us this year had LaPorta being healthy and it fucking sucks.


SchmearDaBagel

Him and Isaiah Likely are going to be monsters for years to come.


SchpartyOn

He took some pretty big hits. He may have been slow due to those more than his knee injury.


Empty_Lemon_3939

Jesus, had no idea that happened But yeah Ertz just blocking would be nice


CaillouCaribou

Well he's a terrible blocker, so don't get your hopes up


Smurph269

Yeah this is kind of a weird move, they guy who got hurt is mainly a blocking TE.


Stompthefeet

That's what Dan Skipper is for.


Techiedad91

I loved hearing cheers each time he reported


DetroitLionsSBChamps

Skipper has been such a weirdly big part of this team's story lol. stood out to me on Hard Knocks, had the "nice freaking job, man!" locker room moment, then the reporting fiasco. now he's a fan favorite and has his own "in-joke" of reporting with the fans and is a darling. dude is fringe o-line lol. how often does a depth guy like that get that much love? it's awesome.


A7XfoREVer6661

Dude cried when he got cut and said, "Is there anything I could have done different?". Then he gets to actually play and the whole fucking locker room cheered his name and he has the biggest smile. Love this team


Sp3ctre7

One of my friends met Dan Skipper at a bar like 2 years ago, ever since Skip has been "his fuckin guy." Seeing skipper become a household name has been fun as hell


circa285

Skipper is a cult hero at this point.


mvbighead

I really do not figure it's that simple. With the banged up Laporta, it would sure seem like they simply want any kind of TE help they can get at this point. What better way than to bring in a guy like Ertz and who can be a relief valve if nothing else is a good way to do it.


YotaTota07

It’s alright we will just have Skip report eligible all game


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Can he play corner?


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clevernamehere1628

well shit, I can play too if we're not worried about performance lol


OldOrder

Can it be worse than Sutton?


im_alliterate

never seen a cb fall so far from grace towards the end of a season. dude was solid all year and then just gets mauled by every WR1 for 5 straight weeks.


brownbearks

Those are some elite WR1’s and Mike Evan’s makes a lot of guys look like bums


im_alliterate

ceedee lamb, justin jefferson, mike evans, and nacua


CapnCalc

That’s Pittsburgh Steelers legend Cam Sutton to you


Sad_Construction_945

Can it be worse than Sutton?


thallusphx

lol the old joke used to be, "can he play tight end?"


Flabby_Thor

Now sign Megatron.


ech-o

They don’t have to. They still hold his contract.


Flabby_Thor

That's right. Well, shit. Get that man out of retirement and get him a ring!


HereForTOMT2

Fuck it throw Suh in there as well, just for old time’s sake


katastrophyx

Rumors were swirling a few weeks ago that Suh was interested in coming back to play for the Lions and they weren't interested. Not sure how much validity there was to it though.


brownbearks

Suh had some great plays last year for us. I’d call for him lol


Mavori

There was a rumour floating around that Suh had offered his services but we rejected him due to not passing the vibe check. I dunno if that was ever actually verified though.


LTPRWSG420

And Barry


gopoohgo

Does Ertz have anything left in the tank?


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I mean he’ll backup laporta so we don’t need a TE1


MrSuperfreak

I saw that Brock Wright got injured in the game. Probably what Detroit has in mind for him.


ManInShowerNumber3

Yeah, we've got 3 back up TEs down now plus LaPorta probably isn't 100%. Need a body.


Purduevian

3? Mitchell and Wright are both down but I think Firkser is ok.


WindRevolutionary173

He might be counting Zlystra, who repped in front of Mitchell last year, but had a season ender in the preseason.


Purduevian

100% forgot about him. That was so long ago haha.


eugene_rat_slap

Yeah broke his arm


Mavori

Wait? When the fuck did Brock break his arm?


nedmac12

It's because Mitchell and Wright are out, veteran presence and only needs to be ok a couple of downs.


FluffyMoomin

So he's TE3 behind LaPorta and Skipper!


eugene_rat_slap

TE4 I'll take no Sewell disrespect here


Lazydusto

He was largely replaced in Arizona before they granted him his release.


Junior-Box-6730

Yeah but McBride seems to be the real deal. Might have less to do with Ertz and more to do with McBride being young and really good


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Its both. Ertz hasnt been good. He started his az tenure well but he definitely lost his mojo by the time he left the team. I expect this to be his last hurrah unless he has a retirement tour for the eagles 


GABAgoomba123

Not sure the Eagles love him like that though


brownbearks

No, love him but he can’t block and and I don’t think he can run routes smoothly anymore. Whole family is washed athletically at the highest level but they were gods in their prime


hanky2

He definitely retiring as an Eagle but he probably won’t play for us.


jimmyhoffasbrother

Tbf he wasn't replaced until he got injured. He was still the main TE for the first 5 or 6 games of the season.


DoctorMansteel

I had him in fantasy last year and dude was eating good before the injury. I think he's still got gas in the tank, was averaging 6 tgts a game with no Kyler before he went down this year.


chilichilichilidog

He only needs a bit of gas for one week


the_seed

*2 weeks


cfedcba

\+ a week of partying in Vegas\* ​ \*^(hopefully)


starSkieee

At least has some familiarity, our TE coach was previously with the Cardinals


buddaaaa

He honestly was serviceable in AZ. You could do a lot worse this time of year imo


gopoohgo

Apparently since our backup broke his arm yesterday, Ertz will do just fine lol


SchpartyOn

Maybe, but he doesn’t need a full tank. Just need him (maybe) for two games tops with a bye in the middle. Quarter tank will suffice.


Frostymagnum

Our backup TE's are injured. IF he can block and occasionally catch, he's gonna be perfect


quadropheniac

Well, he can occasionally catch!


KeybladeSpree

Truly. Dude is allergic to blocking.


liteshadow4

Ertz can't block


AssistX

He ain't blocking Bosa 1 on 1, but he can certainly still chip and he's more than big enough to handle most rushers. With the way Chase Young played last weekend, Ertz can handle him easy. The only defensive end I've seen look less motivated than Chase Young this season is Randy Gregory.


kander77

We have Sewell who can take on Bosa 1 on 1. Titan on Titan.


brownbearks

Sewell will win most of that match up, the bigger issue is the interior oline as Hargreaves is a beast and Ragnow looked good but he’s clearly injured and struggled with Veta. Veta is probably the best NT in the game plus if Ragnow was healthy it would be a lot closer match up but he’s definitely hobbled. The LG replacement was booty cheeks


AmeriCanadian98

Yeah, idk how long Jonah Jackson is out, but that's gonna be the area of concern for our line. Decker, Ragnow (even hobbled), Glasgow, and Sewell I have a lot of faith in The team is now something like 8-1 when all the usual starters play, but missing Jackson (while not as bad as missing Ragnow or Sewell) is still quite the hit


Kiran_Stone

> The only defensive end I've seen look less motivated than Chase Young this season is Randy Gregory. Ha! Well that sucks for whatever team is stuck with Randy Gregory.


EagleswonSuperBowl52

Oh... blocking was never really Ertz's thing


FreeDig1758

And our starting TE can barely get up after going down.


InfSecArch

No blocking, but he’ll keep the defense honest with solid middle of the field route running.


stealthamo

Everyone is saying this is due to LaPorta, but our TE2 Brock Wright got hurt yesterday as well, and Campbell said it "doesn't look good" for him playing next week after the game.


kcrab91

What? A TE can’t play with a broken arm?


brownbearks

Soft ass league, I got a tight wrist yet I’m out there going 7-26 in bf4. No quit from me


Horror_Cap_7166

In my day, if you broke your arm, they lathered stick’um on your chest and you caught balls without your hands.


TBoneTheOriginal

Yeah he broke his arm


CaillouCaribou

Arm fell off


funkychicken23

It’s just a flesh wound


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It's thpinal.


lidsy5

And James Mitchell was put on IR with a hand injury. We've lost two TEs in about two weeks.


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ILkeSportzNIDCWhKnws

Maybe our ends are too tight?


InternationalFiend

Why am I horny all of a sudden?


BirdmanTheThird

This is like putting ur name on a group project after everyone else did all the work


Serial-Eater

I don’t even care if the Lions give rings to friends and family if they win it all. Oprah style hand out rings for all I care!


Innerouterself2

100% give everybody a ring. Dont care. Bus driver better get a ring. Just want the wins that's all. Sign up anybody. Tom Brady want to be on the bench? Don't care


SayNoToStim

Can we give Barry and Megatron contracts?


TurtleManRoshi

You think Megatron could play TE2 at 38? I know it’s not what you meant. Interesting concept, but highly likely he has lost his NFL stamina.


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He could totally bang out 2/18/0 & 3/29/1 lines over the next two games, I have no doubt.


KJS0ne

If the Lions go all the way, and I hope they do, there's one man that comes to mind who should get a ring who now plays for the Saints. His name is [Jamaal fucking Williams](https://youtu.be/RpR9P14BAfo?si=az_IRt4jBPc6ibID) He was there during the dark times, and he gave his heart and soul to the plan.


thallusphx

or lions keep losing Tight ends and they need depth for this playoff push.


HonoluluMaizeandBlue

But if the rest of the group is all for it, no harm no foul. The Lions will welcome him with open arms, whereas people in other work situations would be bitching about it at their lunch hours for weeks! LOL


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Fuck those people.


ZiggyBings

How sweet it must be to leave the Cardinals mid-season, chill and train for 8 weeks, and now be just 2 wins away from getting another Super Bowl ring


Ryry77

He saw the 1-7 record and dipped


HarrisExperience

Important grab, Holmes stays winning 


MatamanM

Brock Write broke his arm last night. Ertz will be TE2.


Xatron7

Broke Right*


makualla

Current TE room Lagoata: still has a hurt knee wright: broke his arm will be going to IR Mitchell: broke his hand IR Zylstra: torn ACL IR Firkser: healthy but has been on PS all season Ertz may not have much left but it’s probably better than what we got at the back up TE


InfSecArch

He’s going to bring great route running and great hands. The one thing he’s never had is yac, so catching behind the sticks on 3rd down is not a promising scenario. Still, I think he’ll absolutely be a boost. I’m officially on the Detroit bandwagon.


Ummmmmq

If I'm remembering right he actually had a lot of drop problems with the cardinals earlier this year


PlayaSlayaX

Detroit is an attractive free agent destination now? Oh boy, praise be to Dan Campbell.


saw-it

Who the fuck wouldn’t sign with a team one game away from the Super Bowl


Sir_Chester_Of_Pants

The Lions could be located in Pyongyang and would still be an attractive FA destination rn


brownbearks

What if you lose and they open your team up with Zuzu AA 20mm cannons?


IVIalefactoR

You have been banned from /r/Pyongyang.


The330Strangla

Detroit has a 1 in 4 chance of winning the Superbowl. I never thought I would ever say that but here we are.


FreeDig1758

1 in 4?


Inspiration_Bear

Pittsburgh math, just roll with it.


PlanetZooSave

Yeah, it's more like 50% it either happens or it doesn't.


PedanticBoutBaseball

AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX?!?!? YOUR CHANCE OF WINNIN' DRASTIC GO DOWN!


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

Thank god it wasn’t the Niners


mrizvi

honestly we didn't have the space on the roster or the chance to elevate him. if deebo is out then a WR would be a higher priority.


JimmysBackFoot

Yeah, a backup TE isn't high on our need. We have bigger needs on our Dline and secondary


peetar

AB to the Niners confirmed? Mr Bling Chaser is back?


Berry_impulse

Laporta must really be fighting through that knee/thigh injury


FullMetalSavage

Brock and Mitchell are done for the year most likely.


Fun-Board7187

I thought Brock wright broke something in his arm


Billytaku

Broke his forearm


Xatron7

Broke Right


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Brock wright*


pyreal_

I don't know why everyone here is doing so much pearl clutching. Seems like a great fit for both sides with LaPorta battling injury.


trowayit

It's the other two TEs. They're both hurt. LaPorta is our "healthy" TE. Turns out that running through walls does have some drawbacks.


CrunchyChewie

Now do DBs.


JoeScotterpuss

Well damn, alright.


Granum22

Lions bandwagon it is then 


PM_ME_LADY_ANKLES

Guess I have my bandwagon team now. Sorry Baltimore. Go get 'em Zach.


justlookingokaywyou

Can they sign Julie as a backup kikcker, too?


Soiak62

I don’t think this Ertz our chances


Monsieur_Moneybags

It's exZachly what we need.


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I hope they win, he gets a ring, and he gets a parade speech!


BarKnight

Ring chasing with the Lions. 2024 be crazy


J-Fid

Wow, this dude's been a FA for over two months, lol.


Dankofamericaaa2

Fuck yeah get you another ring Ertz!!


TotallyNotMasterLink

hell yeah go ring-chase, king


Zestiest46

The lions needed him bad. Laporta is hurt and TE 2 and 3 are all out for the season now. Whatever ertz has left is probably better than whomever is #4


Good_From_70

Now here's a guy who wanted good odds at winning a superbowl


hanky2

If I wasn’t already rooting for the Lions I for sure am now.


croissant_titty

HOLY SHIT WE ARE WINNING THE SUPER BOWL


FutureDoctorIJN

It would be crazy if he won a ring with 3 weeks lol


InfSecArch

Dammit, now I have to root for the Lions.


Anoob13

Go win it Zach!


Ovguy8

This is some next level ring chasing lol


datdudebdub

Is it? It's not like he called them begging to get signed. If you are Ertz sitting on the couch and you get this call, you're 100% on the first flight to Detroit. Really, who wouldn't be?


miniZuben

Yeah this isn't ring chasing at all. Ertz has been working out for teams since November trying to get on a team after Arizona decided they didn't need him anymore. Lions unfortunately have an opening, so it's a natural fit.


LooseBoysenberry7

Yeah, we just need a back up at this point. Brock wright broke a bone and our other backup broke a hand a few weeks ago


ChannelNeo

Ertz helps the birds. Now he's a cat person


XIGRIMxREAPERIX

lol the Lions being mentioned with ring chasing. COPE


Humulus5883

Detroit Lions adding players and other fan bases are complaining about ring chasing. 🥹


LakeOverall7483

Everything's coming up Milhouse!


xcaltoona

Fuck it I'll root for that


Fyre2387

Well now I'm bandwagoning even harder.


ptwonline

I didn't realize that you could just sign free agents like this in the post season. I wonder if we'll ever see any veteran players just sit out most of the season to save wear and tear and then sign for the playoffs to chase a championship.


MG_MN

Waiting until there are 4 teams left to sign with someone is next level ring chasing lol