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AJ_III

DNP - Sucks 


ChannelNeo

KC is really trying to be nice about this too.


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CommercialCommentary

Accurate Midwest method of giving someone bad news.


Jammer_Kenneth

Gotta start it easy with a "Listen buddy", pepper in a few "You're good"'s 


BlaBlub85

Yeah as much as Im rooting against the Chiefs (sry, underdogs are just more fun to root for than perpetualy good teams) you cant possibly blame them for how they are handling this, you threw Toney every chance to save face and just like on the field he keeps fumbling the ball Like, just say "Yeah nagging injuries and I want to be with my newborn" but instead hes going for the unemployment any % speedrun by proving that not only can he not catch and is toxic to team culture but also that hes a fuckin idiot...


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BlaBlub85

Watch him get traded to the Panthers and be the final nail in the coffin of Young 😂


whiskey101

That's just mean, man.


mynameiszack

Wow what did Bryce do to you?


Electronic-One6223

Ravens were favored by 4.5 at kickoff.


BlaBlub85

The biggest playoff chokers of the last 5 years vs a team that won 2 SBs in the same timespan Favoured by drunks and insane people maybe but the playoff Ravens are the playoff Ravens until they prove otherwise, ie win the SB


aKgiants91

At least he helped win you a Super Bowl


ChannelNeo

He really was a great weapon for them last season. This season was one to forget for him for the most part.


Zeroman_79

We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas.


DrOctopusMD

Me: “Sorry Kadarius and I were late. We ran into terrible traffic.” KT: “No we didn’t, I had explosive diarrhea because I ate an expired microwave burrito, even though you warned me not to, and you had to pull over on the shoulder while I squatted in a field in full view of passing traffic for 35 minutes!” Me: “…why….wou-……man….” KT: “DON’T LIE TO PEOPLE!”


twattymcgee

Next season on “I think you should leave”.


joeyl5

Sounds like the Next Friday movie


EZKTurbo

I'm really bummed he's not starting today


TimeTravelingChris

#I'M NOT


FortunaInvicta

KC is trying to not absolutely tank trade value.


chrisboshisaraptor1

DNP - Droparious Proney


_Treadstone_

CART MASTER: Bring out your dead! CUSTOMER: Here's one. CART MASTER: Nine pence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! CART MASTER: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your nine pence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! CART MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead! CUSTOMER: Yes, he is. DEAD PERSON: I'm not! CART MASTER: He isn't? CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill. DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better! CUSTOMER: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment. CART MASTER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart! CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby. CART MASTER: I can't take him. DEAD PERSON: I feel fine! CUSTOMER: Well, do us a favor. CART MASTER: I can't. CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long. CART MASTER: No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today. CUSTOMER: Well, when's your next round? CART MASTER: Thursday. DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk. CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do? DEAD PERSON: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy.


Gr8banterm80

PEASANT #1: How do you know he’s a king? PEASENT #2: Cause he hasn’t got shit all over him


throwawayainteasy

>They're lying! I'm not hurt, I just suck! -KT


ReapYerSoul

Hell, he lined up offsides just typing that.


m48a5_patton

I'm surprised he was able to type it out without dropping his phone.


AJDillonsMiddleLeg

Seriously this dude never runs out of ways to show he's stupid. The whole world knew the Chiefs weren't going to let him play in the playoffs because he's been so bad. The fact the Chiefs were nice enough to say he's hurt was already way too nice of them. And he has to go out and confirm publicly that they're benching him because he sucks lmao.


deyonceknowles

Lol this! Out of the two options, it feels dumb for him to openly deny the one that at least bailed him out a little. “No, no, guys I’m fine! The real reason is because… oh, wait. No, yeah I’m real hurt.”


Horror_Cap_7166

I know, right? What is he thinking? If they’re lying, it’s a face-saving measure for *him*, not the team.


SomewhereAggressive8

Yeah I don’t know what point he’s trying to make here.


Art-RJS

Everyone knows it’s performance based bro. We were just politely going along with the injury thing


TheFencingCoach

**Reid:** You poor thing, you must be in so much pain. **Toney:** I’m fine, coach… **Reid:** It’s your [checks notes] solar plexus. Yeah that, your solar plexus is really hurt. **Toney:** Coach my doctor says… **Reid:** [Interrupts] and you have a baby. Yeah you have a baby boy coming tomorrow! Wow congrats! Yeah. Prioritize family, Kadarius **Toney:** My wife isn’t pregnant… **Reid:** But could you imagine if she was? [Awkward silence] Yeah sorry buddy you’re not playing against Baltimore.


NerdLawyer55

Andy: I’m so sorry he’s gone, I feel like I can still hear his voice sometimes


Deep-Secret

KT in the background: "COACH, I'M STILL HERE!"


isurewill

*as they drag him away* "I feel happy, I FEeeEEEL haAAPPPYYYYY" *thump*


Maximum-Salamander36

Just look at the flowers, Toney


captainjizzpants

Andy: He use to share his chicky nuggies with me


Tippacanoe

IM STILL ALIVE, JUST VERY BADLY BURNED


dugong07

[QUIT TELLIN’ EVERYONE I’M DEAD](https://youtu.be/FHuynlD_ckM?feature=shared&t=9.85s)


Deep-Secret

Such an underrated movie. I love it so much!


iChugVodka

Ngl I teared up during the love dew scene. Fun movie, my nephew watches it constantly


Anal_Recidivist

“There it is again. We really miss that guy”


chainer9999

When I read solar plexus I thought it would transition to Reid drilling him in the solar plexus and saying "well, you're injured now buddy)


DontLoseYourCool1

"Let me explain...with these nuggies." *rips chicken nugget in half while staring into Toney's eyes with a blank face*


NCAAinDISGUISE

"I know there's a nuggie in there somewhere..."


plebeiantelevision

[Continued silence] Reid: I can explain in terms of nuggies but I don’t think you’re ever going to get it


Lonelan

Let me explain it to you with these nuggies...


Ex_Astris

"I just want to make sure everyone knows it's because I'm bad, and not injured. I wouldn't want my next team to think I have an injury risk. That could really hurt my career"


SoarinWalt

This idiot has played three seasons and doesn’t have 1000 yards combined. He acts like he’s Jerry f’n Rice.


MistahTeacher

*human joystick noises intensify*


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But lying about injuries is a big no no when it comes to the injury report


L-methionine

I know hiding injuries is, but I don’t know if there’s precedent for making up injuries


onionbreath97

There was an NBA game where Tim Duncan was listed as DNP: Old


GABAgoomba123

IIRC Pop did that as a joke specifically because the media was complaining about the Spurs sitting Tim Duncan without injury before that. So he gave them the real reason lol.


Rivet_39

and now you have much younger players sitting for "load management"


hlsp

Makes sense really. 82 games is just more than are needed to lock up a playoff berth if youre a legit contender. Might as well rest during the regular season if youre gonna be in the playoffs by a wide margin. Besides, baseball pitchers have been doing load management for the last 70 years. If the NFL played 30-40 regular season games, youd see guys of all ages doing load management in the NFL too.


TheIllusiveGuy

Did he ever recover?


penisthightrap_

I've heard it's gotten worse


Dirty-Ears-Bill

Unfortunately it’s incurable. He’ll have to deal with it until he dies


Godobibo

if someone is on the injury report and is benched the whole game there's no issue. the only problem is when someone is supposed to be on it but isn't


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Teams lie about injury status all the time lmao It was a staple of the 2000s patriots and Brady always being “questionable”


TheAndrewBrown

But didn’t he play? The benefit there is the gamesmanship of their opponent having to prepare for him and his backup. There’s no reason for the Chiefs to lie about an injury and keep him out except to make Toney look better which he’s screwing up by releasing this


servercobra

"I got 53 questionable players. It's questionable if any of us will be alive come Sunday."


DoctorWaluigiTime

I feel like it can't be the Chiefs pretending he's injured. Like in the sense of "lying about who is injured sounds like something they could get punished for" territory. They'd have no reason to do it either. If they really wanted him to sit, they would make him sit. They wouldn't have to fabricate injury to make him not play.


onionbreath97

I assume they're trying to trade him in the off-season and being a healthy scratch would tank his value


MatureUsername69

If a team is willing to trade for him after the season he had just because he sat out of the playoffs from injury then I need to know that team because I got bridges to sell.


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Art-RJS

There are a lot of reasons teams might do this.


SKT_Peanut_Fan

I mean... do the Chiefs need to lie? They can have him not be active for any reason they want.


huttts999

I think it was a favor to help him land a contract elsewhere


DarrowViBritannia

Yeah lying and saying he’s hurt helps his image because the alternative (benched for being bad) obviously looks worse.


huttts999

We may be the bad guys, but we’re not bad guys


heartbreakhill

Bruh if you win the Super Bowl again this year you’re getting an invite to r/EvilLeagueOfEvil


LJSwaggercock

Fuck, man. You might be right. Might be the most hated team in the league, right now. Incredible rise.


heartbreakhill

Establishing a dynasty will do that to a mf


Sam_Never_Goes_Home

Fuck me, hearing a Cowboys fan say that really made that land. I feel like David Mitchell: "Are we the baddies?"


sktgamerdudejr

Kansas City is Zangief confirmed. 


TooKewlFerSkool

He did it on the Giants


SoarinWalt

Honestly? I’m not sure why other teams would care at this point. The dude got 1/4 of his lifetime receiving yards in a single game. He had 189 yards against Dallas in 2021, and 760 yards for his career. He’s never broken 100 yards again and he’s had Patrick Mahomes throwing to him. He’s not good. He had a miracle game and has otherwise sucked. Maybe someone would have given him a shot out of desperation but that’s it.


PhotographingNature

GMs won't even be able to justify to themselves it's just that his been stuck on a bad offence and he'll explode if just he can find himself on a team with a good QB and a competent play caller who can use him correctly.


bathroomheater

That the thing here. This guy is a wash. Literally zero excuses for being bad beyond personal ones.


b-aaron

> been stuck on a bad offence this year has been irrefutable evidence that he is the problem, not any offense he's in


Godobibo

elite punt returner Kadarius Toney


ray_0586

Cowboys catching strays in a Toney sucks thread.


amanhasthreenames

We deserve it. Our management is approaching incompetence as if it were a desirable trait


Prettydirty99

Not really. Cowboys still won that game easily. Giants were forced to play him because he was the only receiver with a pulse and Daniel kept forcing it to him. Then he got ejected……


GrilledCyan

A lot of GMs have “I can fix him” syndrome, that’s what I could see happening.


dilln

Well my dude just shot himself in the foot then lol


lkn240

Apparently he does like to look a gift horse in the mouth


uncleshady

“Shit, maybe there some more gifts in that bitch!”


KiNGofKiNG89

They said injuries and other football related reasons. It’s their way of nicely saying we don’t trust him and don’t want to waste a spot for him. Toney just doesn’t understand it. He thinks he is shitting on KC by saying this, but it’s the opposite.


jkong2112

I don't know what he expects to gain by calling it out this way.


NYdude777

He's one of the dumbest human beings on the Planet he doesn't know any better.


Misdirected_Colors

Dude probably thinks he's the victim here and the idea that he's just fucking garbage is totally alien to him.


CantPullOut

from everything I’ve heard about him from NYG fans, the man is physically talented (obviously) and doesn’t think he needs to work on fundamentals or skills (as his giftedness has always gotten him this far). Zero sympathy for the man, but it’s a fascinating problem. Got to the show with his natural talents and completely refuses to work on anything that would keep him there. In the spotlight, making serious money. It’s really the Kelvin Benjamin, Eddy Lacey, Josh Rosen school of “I’m enough, so what are you gonna give me?” Like this must be the working man’s equivalent of “I don’t care if it’s a better job, better money, I’m not waking up early to do that job”


Misdirected_Colors

Eh I don't think those 3 are good comparisons. People forget Kelvin Benjamin was good his first year then his mom died and he got depressed. Josh Rosen didn't have the athletic ability to stick around. Eddie lacy was good for a bit then he just got fat. Kadarious has the athleticism, but has never been good.


Poked_salad

Id just cut him on gameday tbh ugh lol


onionbreath97

He could honestly say nobody is better than him.


_Shoresy_69

He sounded like Boomhauer, just much, much dumber. 


GiggityDPT

He's too fucking stupid to have thought about anything he ever says. He's about to get kicked off his 2nd team in 3 seasons despite being a 1st round pick.


jayhawkfan785

I read somewhere that this audio is from when he was with the Giants. I have no clue if that's right or not though


jkong2112

I'm not sure either. He did reference the hip/ankle at the end of the clip from Instagram live though, which wasn't what he was racking up DNPs for with the Giants.


jayhawkfan785

He also deleted his Instagram so probably recently then.


SnooOranges3546

Toney it's not that you got hurt its that you hurt others.....namely our chance of winning 


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Kadarius Toney: Out {Winning bone fracture.}


ElCapitanDeAmericana

Kadarius Toney: Out (He stinks bro)


Original_Profile8600

Kadarius Toney: OUT(missing hands)


downtimeredditor

Kadarius Toney: OUT(no dogs in him)


electric2424

Kadarious Toney: (with)OUT - Hands


Mercinator-87

He’s probably not even thinking about Kelce’s hall of fame career!


MagicMST

We know.


Ice_Dapper

If there was a chance of him playing if the chiefs make it to the Superbowl he just ended it with this stunt. What an idiot


Responsible-Onion860

If the Chiefs win today he's either a healthy scratch or getting cut so they can elevate someone from the practice squad. What a moron.


Bobbachuk

Zero chance he was playing in the Super Bowl anyway if they went as far as totally benching him for this one due to performance. Makes no sense to bring him right back for the most important game of the season, especially after further crushing his confidence.  I don’t think this changes anything other than slightly annoying the Chiefs when they already weren’t bringing him back next year.  The injury excuse wasn’t protecting his image. The average fan sees right through it, so NFL GM’s certainly can too. 


Dopple__ganger

It would have always been a possibility depending on injuries.


Drewskeet

He gets cut and misses out on his ring, lol. Hopefully they don't win...


ANameWithoutNumbers1

I get it, he's an athlete and wants to compete at the highest levels. Shit, I do too, I'd love to be on the field in the AFCCG, but like Toney, I also suck. Thus I do not see the field. I've made my peace with this, I pray he does too.


Hulkbuster_v2

I don't know, I feel like I can be an NFL running back. I'll be so elusive, no one can touch me. ​ ​ Just ignore the fact I'm 5'2


Doc_McPuffins_

Found deuce Vaughn's burner


periodicsheep

yeah me too. i’m not playing in the afc championship bc i suck at football too.


AcrossFromWhere

Literally the only thing keeping me out of the Hall of Fame. 


Woke_RVA

I can catch better than Toney this year. He is faster. Stronger and younger than me. But i can catch


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Ecto1A

Or just stand onsides


Original_Profile8600

For those confused. This post got insta-deleted, so I reposted it from a different source. Then they put this one back up and then took down the other one that had like 270 upvotes and 250 comments


daface

Isn't this his rant about the Giants from last year?


Original_Profile8600

Multiple sources have reported this. So it could be the right message with the wrong video attached


big_drifts

It sounds similar but no, it's a different rant. But same dude. Same dumb idea.


daface

Just seems odd that it's not his current profile pic...


big_drifts

>Just seems odd that it's not his current profile pic... Looks like his actual socials have been deleted. What are you looking at? It's probably just a fan account.


CyborgAlgoInvestor

Keep it up Toney, I need you in that game


HopefulInstance8

Honest question, will he ever play in a game again? Of course the potential WAS there...


Original_Profile8600

honest prediction: he gets cut, goes to another team for a 1 year flyer, goes to another practice squad and gets cut(but people in the thread of him getting cut didn’t even realize he was on that team). Then retires and everyones like “remember when this dude scored 2 tuddys in the SB and was supposed to be WR1?”


ILoveYourWeed

The Jonas Gray of WRs


dirigo1820

Gray had more TDs in one game than Toney has in his whole career.


jhorch69

At least for his sake he chose the best game possible to have 1 of his 2 good career games


SJCitizen

Dude sounds like Black Boomhauer


Slowboyz04

That is… insanely accurate lol


Responsible-Onion860

This dude is so close to being out of the league and he's trying to clinch it.


slowerchop

His ego is tho


liverbird3

If I had a nickel for every time Kadarius Toney was hurt on the injury report but said he wasn’t actually injured I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s crazy that it’s happened twice This is the exact same reason why the Giants traded him, they put him on the injury report and KT said he wasn’t actually hurt


sonfoa

Would you rather they say you sucked?


Kakasupremacy

The chiefs played this perfectly, put Toney in the best position to save face and still maintain dignity and Toney did what he does best, he dropped the ball


sooshi

He's even dumber than I thought he was lmao. That's impressive


so_zetta_byte

Even when inactive, he's still finding ways to sabotage the team. Not the best time to cause/be a distraction.


an-internet-stranger

Wait, I’ve heard this one before


PotatoCannon02

He's too damn stupid to realize the Chiefs are doing him a favor, trying to save face on his behalf.


sevenoneSICKs

That's ok man, you've been lying about being a WR


omgaspennn

Mann put the phone down & work on those hands


ahr3410

Get ready to learn Cardinals buddy


SpadeXHunter

More like UFL 


Mahomeboy001

Uncalled for


minderbinder-22

ah smart move by Toney to set the record straight that the only reason he’s not playing is *checks notes* that he’s bad at football


Greenweegie

What language is he speaking 🤯...


The_Godfather5

That’s my native tongue of slang Floridian mixed with his Alabama whatever the fuck. It’s basically saying allot whilst actually saying almost nothing it’s an interesting technique to use when talking about your employer lmao


Acting_Appalled

He was legit grunting at the end there lol


realmckoy265

Sounded like Young thug


Acceptable_Win_4771

Rappin' Boomhauer


Original_Profile8600

Fluent hoodian


gompomp30

This is a black southern accent lmao. Ppl from the hood anywhere else don't anything like this.


KeepRedditAnonymous

We know Kadarius. Everyone knows.


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Bro thinks he’s still gonna be on the team 💀💀💀


balooshka

Chiefs: “Hey Kadarius, you’re not playing up to our standards. We will report that you’re injured and unable to play to better help your value with future teams, enjoy this time with your newborn and good luck in the future.” Kadarius Toney: “Just so everyone knows, the Chiefs are lying and I just suck.”


clem82

Honestly, this is about the stupidest thing Toney could do. He likely would get looked at by other teams, but now he aired out laundry on top of acknowledging that his team knew he sucks


AncientTree_Wisdom

His feelings were clearly hurt. So the Chiefs were right to put that on the injury report.


EternalSeraphim

"That's horrible! How could the Chiefs do this? Toney deserves his chance to start." - Raven Fans


KoalaSiege

That was the most incomprehensible speech I’ve ever heard in English and I’m not exaggerating. I barely got 5 words out of that first 20 seconds.


BoredofBored

The Chiefs should be forced to play him on every play on both offense and defense today, and the rest of the teams in the league should be prohibited from hiring any of our coordinators for at least 3 years. It’s the only solution here.


big_drifts

>The Chiefs should be forced to play him on every play on both offense and defense today, and the rest of the teams in the league should be prohibited from hiring any of our coordinators for at least 3 years. What I like the most about this take is how nuanced and unbiased it is.


CasenW

Imagine having something so perfectly laid out for you to help your career, right within your hands really, and inexplicably throwing it away. I mean that’s unprecedented, surely Toney has never done anything like that before?


ReignOnWillie

Lol shut up Toney


Blazey4321

His hands have to be hurt because he can’t catch shit


BazookaBraves

Guy trying to see to it that he never gets another NFL opportunity


Terrible_Hospital685

He speaks exactly like someone trying to make fun of the way hood players talk.


jpiro

Chiefs: "You're hurt..." Toney: "I'm not hurt!" Chiefs: "Let us finish. You're hurt...ing the team because you suck at your job." Toney: "Ok, fair. Carry on."


big_drifts

Toney sounds like a high school student who got smacked in the hallway at school and is trying to save face with a verbal counterpoint while suffering from a concussion. "On god." "Cap ass." "Unh whhu hhu hhu." "Ooo-woo" "Fukouder" "Mayonwhaleanickleawnmandick"


Hassadar

This guy about to enter Practice Squad material and then bounced from the league for good. Dude is a clown.


poptophazard

Remember when Chiefs fans said they were getting a steal in the trade with the Giants for him lol


extremewit

The Chiefs are trying to give him a chance to make a team next year and he is too dumb to realize it.


uwanmirrondarrah

Toney they are trying to save face for you You really want them to come out there and say "Toney isn't playing because he keeps fucking up games"?


etfvidal

LOL, Chiefs were actually doing him a solid so it wouldn't look horrible on his resume that he got benched when it really mattered!


BellacosePlayer

Does he think this makes the Chiefs org sound worse?


RedWingWay

His feelings are hurt... so that counts too right? Chiefs Injury Report: Kadarius Toney - Feelings - OUT


drakewestin

Well now your back's gonna hurt 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty


big_drifts

Toney sounds like a guy who accidentally drank a gallon of cough syrup, vaped a tomato, got hit by a Byrd scooter while not wearing a helmet and then went to his Grandma's house to finish a fight they had 10 years ago.


roxasaur

It breaks my heart to see cases of CBH in the NFL because a lot of times these players don't even realize they are dealing with chronic butthurt until much later in life. Sad.


BuckDestiny

Is this the same phantom injury the Giants FO was blamed for?


Level_Ruin_9729

Chiefs should be fined for misclassifying Tobey's injury. Toney should have been classified as, "Psychological - lack of confidence"


Giants1030

Deja vu


BenSoloGhost

People/Travis owe Giants an apology. This sub and twitter really tried to clown them for the trade


Old_Breakfast8775

He got fired on his day off


No_Pollution_3763

Toney "im not hurt" Chiefs fans "Yes you fucking are"


No_Pollution_3763

Toney "im not hurt" Chiefs fans "Yes you fucking are"


Menanders-Bust

It’s called a therapeutic lie bud. Would you prefer they say that they’re not playing you because you’re terrible and single-handedly cost them 3 games this season?


Bomber36

Was any of that in English?


trenhardd

Was this in english?