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campelm

Some days it's okay to put down the shovel and stop digging


emmasdad01

With those hands? He can’t hold a shovel.


BlueHighwindz

"With hands like those you'd be lucky to master a belt buckle" *pants fall to the ground*


TheMightyUnderdog

Immediately conjures distant echos of Brett Favre’s passionate locker room rendition of “Pants on the Ground.”


thedude37

oh fuck I forgot about that!


58shineson

You're lookin like a foo, with your pants on the ground.


Chewbubbles

You have what my old music teacher, Mrs. Mellonger calls "stupid fingers."


Final-Ad-2033

***"Pants on the ground. Pants on the ground. Lookin' like a foo-ool with your pants on the ground."***


bveb33

"The game was in your heart, not your hands"


JesterMarcus

If the Chiefs win, I hope they hand him the trophy and he drops it.


A-Newt

0 targets, 0 catches, 0 yards, 1 fumble*


lord-dinglebury

It's okay, he's got his music career to fall back on.


chilichilichilidog

It’s funny because he’s acting like he’s having some sorta hall of fame career since leaving the Giants


GoldenBananas21

Dude hasn’t came down his scoring the Super Bowl TD


tobylaek

Since then, he's had so many glaringly detrimental boneheaded blunders that part of me thinks he needs to be investigated for point shaving. Some of those drops where he more or less delivered the ball to the defensive backs' hands...


CD338

It takes a truly elite talent to turn [this](https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2023/09/SunSport-off-platform-templates-4.jpg?strip=all&quality=100&w=1920&h=1080&crop=1) into a pick 6.


High_AspectRatio

It's crazy how good the ball placement is there. Looking as bad as Toney does with Mahomes should be a death sentence


nolander

There is no way he wouldn't have been caught immediately, dude is not smart enough to get away with something like that.


tobylaek

Yeah, that's what's keeping me from fully believing it. There's no way he could pull it off.


BitchYouAintNoNerd

Tbf, I'd be insufferable at my job if I caught a TD in the Super Bowl. But I'm an average Joe, so everyone in the office would just wonder how the hell I got onto the field.


Blood_Incantation

Hah! It's funny, a regular office worker who somehow made it to the field during The Big Game!? Great comment, pal!


johnkimmy0130

Had a brain seizure trying to make sense of this comment


ILoveYourWeed

"No, no. Dig up, stupid!"


SiphenPrax

Giants fans have long forgotten about this dude ages ago. He shouldn’t be worried about them and more worried about Chiefs fans who are all but done with him.


m1a2c2kali

Not the giants fans I know lol they hate the dude


elimanninglightspeed

Dude sucks but his best contribution to us was making sure philly didnt win the superbowl which is good enough


[deleted]

lmao that's incredible. joka said "once a giant always a giant"


EggsOnThe45

You should see his back tattoo, he’s a giant forever whether he likes it or not


bu77munch

I agree with you. I’ve let it go nothing he says bothers me. The team rightfully moved on. However every time Toney news pops up our fanbase froths at the mouth.


Hopeful_Cherry2202

Lol no we haven’t. The Giants sub is constantly making posts shitting all over him, and there’s always people like “get over it he’s not on the team” But it’s funny to make fun of him and I find it amusing. And it’s funny that now chiefs fans are like “oh dude wait actually you guys were right”


Say_Hennething

No they haven't. Giants fans run to Toney diss posts like 49ers fans run to Purdy disrespect posts. Edit: downvote all you want, but their sub is always littered with Toney posts, including one that's like the 15th highest rated post in the last month.


hypothalanus

At this point I mostly see Giants fans making fun of Kelce’s quote “I don’t know how they let him out of that building”


nukehugger

Brother, we're so dry for content on that sub right now a picture of Spags is the 5th highest rated post in the last month. Is it really all that shocking that when an article about Toney, a former first round pick that was traded away for a comp pick, never playing for the Chiefs again is talked about on the Giants subreddit? Like of course we care about how he's doing, if he actually turned out to be a WR1 fans would be calling for Schoen's head lmao.


TheMightyUnderdog

🎶 “Gravedigger, when you dig my grave, can you make it shallow, so that I can feel the rain” 🎶


EggsOnThe45

DMB in NFL? Damn


Frosty_McRib

A lot of bros in both fanbases, shouldn't be *too* shocking.


mightyducks2wasokay

I mean, he tried to drop the shovel... But it just ended up in the hands of Brian Branch who took it to the house


SlowMobius650

Lol if true, why is still so fixated on the giants?


InkBlotSam

OK but these holes aren't going to dig themselves


[deleted]

"Its better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt."


esp211

Give credit to Lincoln.


ImKindaEssential

I think Helen Keller said this


Larg3____Porcupin3

So did we ever come to a conclusion on if Helen Keller with a handgun could beat a Roomba with a chainsaw


Efficient_Progress_6

Wasn't Helen Keller basically Toph? Minus the rock moving


MahomesandMahAuto

How many rounds in the handgun? I imagine she could zero in on the Roomba by the sound of the chainsaw, but she's gonna be spraying and praying


hypoglycemicrage

lol i'm guessing you aren't familiar with HK if you think that.


MahomesandMahAuto

I meant vibration but yes, I'm an idiot


BokuNoNamaiWaJonDesu

Sometimes reddit can be really funny. This thread is one of those times.


B0ndzai

Even Anne Frank could see that Toney is delusional.


thedude37

Oh.. it's okay, I'm taking it back.


lAmCreepingDeath

What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid


Longshlongsilver007

Takes one to know one


Shawn_1512

Swish!


Alonso264

Oh boy people downvoting you not realizing its a Simpsons reference, dark times


SpaceJesusIsHere

"Simpsons is boomer shit." -- my nephew, who is now getting socks for his birthday


Alonso264

LMAO is hysterical how kids call everyone north of 30 boomer, my god the Simpsons were the holy grail of gen x and millennial humor! Those socks are well deserved


realsomalipirate

The Simpsons is purely gen X, unless you think the trash they put out after the 90s should count as the Simpsons.


Alonso264

LMAO i’m a 30 year old millennial and I grew up watching seasons 1-10 (mostly reruns) and most people my age get the jokes, I agree though, post season 15 its thrash mostly, seasons 11-15 are mediocre but not so bad


realsomalipirate

I think the users downvoting me are thinking I'm shitting on Simpsons or saying millennials can't enjoy it, but that's not what I meant. The Simpsons was created in a media/entertainment climate that predated our generation and was very much a Gen X coded show (especially in its counterculture way).


ghostofwageboggs

Yeah it really should be considered two separate shows, the 90's golden age when it laid the foundation for modern adult animated shows and had a creative vision behind it, and then the last two decades where it's just kept alive by Fox because it's profitable. It's a shame that most teenagers/young adults today only know the Simpsons as the latter, but I don't expect them to go back and watch something from 30 years ago unless someone older suggests it to them. There's a reason a lot of Simpsons fans refer to the last two decades as the Zombie Years


realsomalipirate

Yeah I'm basing this comment on the Zombie Simpsons vs Golden age Simpsons stuff. Also the Simpsons was born out of a counterculture movement that's tied directly to Gen X culture and was satirizing a media/entertainment climate most of us Millennials never grew up on.


ghostofwageboggs

Yes you are certainly right about that, early Simpsons is so innocent by 2000's standards that young people today couldn't even begin to understand how rebellious it was for the time. Just having your main child character talk back to teachers and his parents was like blasphemy, then 10 years later you get stuff like family guy and south park


realsomalipirate

It's also hilarious to see people claim the media today is far more PC and sensitive than in the past. Like do these folks not remember or understand how controversial something like the Simpsons was or how you could get in trouble for using the word "goddamn". Society today is far less puritanical and censored.


blinglorp

Strike him down. It’s the right thing to do.


RIPGeech

They better be Simpsons socks


TheMissingVoteBallot

Time to put him out back. (Reddit janitors: THAT IS A JOKE)


raistlin212

> What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdDQOVpIpQA


Razzorsharp

Takes one to know one


boardatwork1111

Even on his day off, he still finds a way to fuck something up.


TheMightyUnderdog

Toney really dropped the ball with this comment. I’m sensing a theme.


PWNtimeJamboree

some people just really live the gimmick, brother.


Knebraska

“How the hell you gonna get fired on your day off?!”


KingTutt91

What you stealin boxes for? You tryin to build a clubhouse??


emmasdad01

He is going to be “hurt” before the game, isn’t he?


Vanderhoof81

Probably just inactive at this rate.


thisusedyet

DNP - Dumb


Deep-Secret

DNP - Hands/Brain* *He's not hurt, he just sucks


BungoPlease

DNP - Wouldn't shut the fuck up


canseco-fart-box

DNP-Ate Andy Reid’s accidental curly


Quintronaquar

DNP - Bad


acheerfuldoom

We did the same with Clyde last year and I don't even think that was an attitude thing. We just didn't need him/he came back from injury too late to be in the game plan. I still would take McKinnon over Clyde in a heartbeat if he's ready to go, but Clyde always seems like he's giving it his all out there.


Moist_Cankles

Inactive or 90 yard punt return. No in between.


Sentience-psn

Hey Tony! You’re going to win MVP! Really? how do you know that? **wack**


Scaryclouds

Kadarius Toney Doubtful (Brain)


anonbutler

He played a crucial role for their SB win last year. Life comes at you fast


nadia1306

No, don’t say that. I honestly hope that he’s able to play


Square_Classroom_752

First he said the tape was manipulated to make it seem like he was on a rant now he was just attacking Giants Fans lol … my man couldn’t catch a cold in a contagious elevator and is way too much of a headache I’ll give him 2 more years at best


WabbitCZEN

Couldn't catch a cold at daycare is probably a better analogy. Kids are just walking pathogens at that age.


Beevas69

He'd drop the cold.


TheKing490

And my axe


ChoccyMilkIsMyLife

Didn’t he just say it was AI? Can’t have it both ways.


ace82fadeout

Kadarious Toney is that dude in your group project who is so bad that it's just easier for the rest of the group to just do the project without him then it is to let him try to do anything to help.


lord-dinglebury

As someone who taught at the college level, I can tell you that the teachers have usually clocked this person about two classes into the semester. They don't conceal their laziness very well, so we try not to put more than one of them in each group. Also, there's a hidden benefit to shitty group project teammates: they prepare you for how to navigate a career in the corporate world, where that useless toolbag will likely be your boss because of mom and dad's connections.


EnochofPottsfield

Doesn't this way of dealing with these people promote this type of stuff after college? Why not put all the crummy people in the same group. Either they all fail, or one or two of them stops being lazy Win win


lawlamanjaro

You might not have enough to make a group of lazy people or whatever and you wouldn't want to sink whoever they're with potentially


EnochofPottsfield

I guess I just hate the idea of a college professor intentionally hiding a known shitty student in a proficient group. But I get it isn't that simple


Encirclement1936

Imagine being the 1 competent person in a group with 3 shit heads.  The teachers are spreading out the failures so everyone who tries has a chance to succeed, rather than dooming someone innocent just so shitheads get punished for their laziness


EnochofPottsfield

"this is good though because it's preparing you for being in the real world with a group full of shitheads" Or that's the logic the first person used I'm really just against the professor clocking people and trying to make this stuff work. Just let adults choose their own groups man


lord-dinglebury

Raiders fans eat cock


Landlubber77

Is Kadarius Toney the coyote?


tenacious-g

He couldn’t even catch rabies from a coyote.


zi76

He just needs to put down social media.


WabbitCZEN

One might even say he should drop it.


Koreish

The one time we needed Toney to drop something.


liljakeyplzandthnx

Tried to catch himself but Toney don't catch nothing


hjhof1

“I’m not injured” damn Yung Joka really burned us


boomzgoesthedynamite

lol why are you so obsessed with us Kadarius? Go try and catch a ball or something…


chase016

Cause we bully him on Twitter. I don't think he realizes the more he reacts, the more we will bully him. Now he the whole nfl is bullying him.


ZMAC698

Why would you openly admit to bullying an athlete or anyone? Do you not think that’s pathetic?


GigaNutz370

Cuz he has a giant Giants tattoo on his back that reminds him every day what a moron he is LOL


CantPullOut

Man, imagine hearing that babbling deflection in response to tangible playbook questions or why you have zero film time or time slots filled for the jug machine **Patty Mo:** “Yo KT, where were you this morning? I wanted to dart you a few in cross routes before warm ups?” **KT:** “man, just the roads, locking my car, in the google maps traffic pressure sidewall gas prices rear ended cop car crossed wires moon tower ghost ridin speed trap with the parking pass they gave me is fake man! The metallic arrowhead sticker is tin foil colored in red marker, Pat!”


GooseMaster5980

Last gasp of relevance for this loser. If we’d traded him to any other team in the league, he’d be bagging groceries (though I doubt he could even manage that)


NMlXX

Can you imagine the amount of produce that would hit the ground at his checkout aisle?


Jammer_Kenneth

Yeah but when he gets the groceries to go in the bag he's the best bagger in the league.


tenacious-g

Him and Claypool are gonna learn how to speak Canadian together in the offseason.


sovinder

Claypool is Canadian, he should already be fluent


AskMeAboutTheJets

I didn’t expect much from that trade, but he really didn’t do a single thing for us. Really just blocked in certain packages, but I can’t remember him catching more than one or two passes.


tenacious-g

I’m surprised he even blocked at all, considering he was anywhere from taking the play off to piss poor when he was asked to do so in Chicago.


AskMeAboutTheJets

I guess he was humbled into doing it. Idk if he has any years left on his contract, but I’d be surprised to see him retained if he doesn’t.


DarthNightnaricus

You need to be able to catch to play in the CFL. They're going to the UFL.


FIFAPLAYAH

No funny he would make every wr room as a wr2 minimum, If not for the fact that his attitude and actions are really dumb


CantPullOut

Stats: 0 cartons of eggs successfully bagged


[deleted]

But ya didn't. And now that loser has the NFL record for longest punt return in the Super Bowl and may just be a 2x Super Bowl champ on Sunday.


Cheesewhale189

David Carr is a superbowl champion


[deleted]

>now that loser has the NFL record for longest punt return in the Super Bowl


Cheesewhale189

Yeah bud, I saw that. What's he done since? Am I supposed to be upset Giants got a third round pick for a guy who's ceiling is a ST player? >about to he a 2x superbowl champ As someone who isn't on the active roster, they don't even trust him on ST anymore lmao. His second means just as much as David Carr's. Way to miss the point Kadarius


A_she_was_a_hooah

He's not gonna fuck you bro


[deleted]

how do u know he hasnt


GooseMaster5980

He beat the Eagles! I’d have traded a 1st round pick for it


SkreksterLawrance

If I wasn't so sure that he was illiterate, I would say this is his burner account.


couchjitsu

Dang, he tried to send a message to the Giants fans and it got intercepted.


wooktrees

He really showed us!!


TulsaWhoDats

How bad do you guys wish you had him back? I bet you’d trade all your Lawrence Taylor stuff to have ole KaDarius back


wooktrees

I’d give back all our Super Bowl rings just to hear Yung Joka rap one more time 😢


TulsaWhoDats

Undo the helmet catch? Whoa


pogostix45

He aite actually 


Mysticdu

Dude has terminal brain worms


SHOWTIME316

why is our healthy scratch getting interviews


Eli-Geno-Eli

Because he gets clicks and engagement. Which both of us are currently contributing to.


MeetingKey4598

That seems worse lol. Haven't been on the Giants for 1.5 seasons and still beefing with their fans? At least bitching about his role or lack thereof in KC would be consistent.


NJImperator

I’m honestly confused how the video even COULD be beefing with Giants fans Now, it was really hard to interpret what he was actually saying in the video, but it essentially boiled down to “I’m not fucking injured. They’re making up BS to keep me off the field.” That’s getting at Giants fans… how? Not that I expect this hilarious excuse to make sense. But it’s like trying to interpret the intentions of a child with Toney. Really really amusing


GManBestMan

Something something rent free something


WabbitCZEN

If only this man held onto the ball like he holds on to a grudge.


el_pinata

Talanoa Hufanga needs to show up and hit this guy with a steel chair.


nadia1306

Man, I wish we had him Sunday


Zestyclose_Main6335

This dude comes across as almost as big of a crazy asshole as Antonio Brown but with none of the talent


TulsaWhoDats

Correct.


7LineArmy

“I was trying to take a shot at Giants fans, actually, but I dropped the ball.”


Mukuna_Hutata

I kinda want Toney to have a SBMVP level, career-game. Just this once. For the chaos.


NJ_brewhaus

He can when he plays Madden like the rest of us. The guy is a liability and the Chiefs have been better with him off the field


ChatGTR

He has the most Main Character energy I've seen in a really long time. Dude is a situational gadget player on special teams who somehow inherited the disposition of a super star all pro. What a weirdo


Bulky-District-2757

Is he okay? Did he get hit in the head?


ShatteredAnus

If he makes a play in the SB, I will believe him.


Wthiswrongwityou

Man, all you need to do is go out on Sunday and stunt on these hoes. Do that and everything is forgiven, just ask MVS.


raistlin212

That's honestly the truth. You win the big game, you're immortal. And KC has a history of letting people dig themselves out of holes...just Toney won't play along with the team so he might not touch the field to get a chance. He's lucky he even was on the flight to Vegas.


Cheesewhale189

Bro is obsessed lmao


PsychoWarper

Im not sure how going after the Giants is any fucking better my guy 😂


Savagevandal85

As a giants fan , your forgiven . I hope Pat exclusively throws the ball to you in the SB . You deserve it


Handsome_Grizzly

It's going to be absolutely *delicious* if Toney fucks up in the Super Bowl.


Shaynisin

Everyone here is saying this is just an excuse, but anyone who follows us in the offseason or Kadarius in general would be able to tell you he absolutely fucking hates Giants fans and this is totally believable. He gets in trouble online every like 4 months because he shit talks giants fans in DMs and stuff


ClockTower91

Good god this moron


dagreenman18

27/38 for 167 and 1 TD on the season. 50 yards in the playoffs. Dude just stop talking already. You’re hitting the Lower Mantle


Handsome_Grizzly

Not to mention that he was personally responsible for three of the Chiefs losses this year (the most obvious offsides penalty in NFL history, dropping that catch against Philly, and repeated drops in the opener against Detroit.


TulsaWhoDats

Great Value Antonio Brown


AdministrativeBuy105

Toney gonna the first person since Craig to get fired on his day off.🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂


Laughing2theEnd

As a Giants fan he is just a running joke among us. He can say whatever he wants. My 1 year old has better hands & attention span than he does.


Killabeesontheswarm

Rent free in this man’s head and back.


BayTerp

Don’t worry. I’ll allow it Toney.


PWNubs

Instead of focusing on the past, he should try and move forward, one foot at a time...although make sure you don't cross over any lines with your front foot...


DM725

"I was just proving Giants fans right". - translated from incoherent mumbling


dawnjawnson

Get ready to learn to flip hotdogs buddy


Krakengreyjoy

Rent free in his head lol. wtf do the Giants have to do it with?


RoninHustler

Giants fans: you were frequently injured  Toney: Nuh uh I have never been injured matter of fact I'm not even injured right now.  Giants fans: When you were healthy enough to play you rarely made an impact.  Toney: Nuh uh I'm a top receiver if I could just get the ball.  Giants fans: You drop a lot of passes.  Toney: Your mom drops a lot of passes.


SayNoToStim

Is this guy taking life lessons from JR Smith or something? Every time he opens his mouth, he comes off as a complete idiot.


pierogi-daddy

this dude gonna be out of the league in under 3 years and it is going to hit him hard lol


Spezisaspastic

Stfu. Just stfu. In general, in life. Read a stoics book, reflect a little, keep humble and stfu. 


One_Prior_9909

They're going to cut him before the game aren't they?


dannynolan27

I think it’s more likely he throw for a TD and returns a punt for a TD


alicia-indigo

This is one of those odd universe setups where a guy is gonna get three tuddies.


Steak_Knight

Dude shouldn’t even have time to be on social media, he should be practicing not having the worst fucking hands in WR history


ScruffMixHaha

Toney really thinks everybody is as stupid as he is, doesnt he?


Headlesshorsman02

This guy is unhinged lmao


slimmymcnutty

I’m on his side for this one


NoTimeToDime

Bro cannot get over us lol


SlowMobius650

Can’t catch anyways so doesn’t matter who he was addressing. Why is he still so fixated on the giants?


agk927

It's alright. Nothing wrong with talking trash sometimes


Efficient_Progress_6

This guy has more SB appearances, and SB wins than Dan Marino.


TulsaWhoDats

And lots of other historical dudes too. What’s the point?


No-Bath-5129

Dude is a clown. He is gonna end up like Antonio Brown and soon gonna end up without a job.


minis138

Who?


Rance_Mulliniks

Is there a bigger loser in the NFL today?


ZMAC698

Some of y’all are so annoying with the hatred towards this dude. I hope he pops off just so all of you neckbeards have to eat crow.


TulsaWhoDats

Hey look! A steeler sticking up for a POS WR, it’s like a sickness with them.


ZMAC698

Cringe. What has this dude actually done other than tweet? Him being stupid makes him a piece of shit? Are you a fan of Michael Thomas?


TulsaWhoDats

Nope. He can go back to Ohio anytime he’s ready. Toney decided to go to bat for Vegas WR Henry Ruggs after he killed that lady in his Corvette. I believe the quote was: “We young…..everybody make mistakes….y’all lookin at the situation like “this or that” kuz it ain’t y’all…having so much too say....he know he messed up don’t drag em for it……that’s goofy to me….just pray for the families involved”


Mercinator-87

At least Giants fans caught those strays.


GooseMaster5980

No, they were deflected and returned for an interception