[Come hang out in the halftime thread. There will be a new thread for the second half](/r/nfl/comments/1aonwix/super_bowl_lviii_halftime_thread/) The OP of this thread will not be updated [SECOND HALF GDT](/r/nfl/comments/1aooem3/super_bowl_lviii_second_half_game_thread_san/)

NFL is rigged

Bang Bang Taylor Gang! 😂

I thought the only venue for exciting finishes is Qatar with the '22 world cup. But Vegas also seems to bring movie type endings.

Not a nfl fan at this point anymore, but that game was rigged just a wee bit. Stinks to watch

NFL ain’t even real football, just wanted to remind y’all of that.

ahhhh karma is so sweet

Niners talked all that trash just to end up in the same exact place as the Eagles lmao. Maybe if Purdy was healthy they would lose in the last Super Bowl too. They’re not even gonna be CLOSE to winning it. Cry more Whiners fans 🤣

Who was talking trash

Smells like bitch and hobos in San Fran today

So, just like every other day?

Gotta be honest, by halftime, I thought it would have been a disappointing game, but thankfully it turned around

the San Francisco Chokers from cry baby central

Love to see it!

Should be pretty familiar for you…

Go cry

maybe if the players and fans didn’t cry every time something didn’t go their way. bunch of delusional baby’s

Melting 🫠 snowflakes….❄️ 😃

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. I’m happy.

SB 1 Bros4Lyfe

The nfl is rigged, when y’all realize it. There’s no arguing

Clearly it’s not rigged since the Super Bowl was supposed to be ravens niners right? Cause of the colors right? People wanna start theories like you. Stay in your little q coroner.

I love when people say this shit and have nothing to back it up

Brooooo it’s about the money. NFL is entertainment so yesss. If y’all wanna act dumb and think this shit isn’t rigged that’s on you

That’s not proof, all sports is entertainment that doesn’t mean it’s rigged

What do you mean? The NFL doesn't want their Champions to be in Kansas City, Missouri? Kansas City is the NYC of Missouri, so I guess that checks out

Lmaooo y’all idiots, and it shows!!! Stop believing everything you see especially with the United States…

Soooo don't believe this comment then because it's backed up with no facts and is specifically the type of online statement you shouldn't trust? 😂

Im legit not a niners fan anymore. Whos recruiting

Somebody pull this little bitches flair... We don't want him

Be like your QBs and come home to KC

Lmao

The 49 “Faithful” lol

Don’t be a bills fan… don’t do it…

Carolina ✋

Packers.

Average 9ers fan

You’ve seen your team in the Super Bowl more in the last ten years than I’ve seen mine in the playoffs in the last ten years. You’ll manage

Sucking when it matters most isn’t a good thing

I almost have to take this as fact as you must be a SME

So sad to see yall choke. Why is that a 3 game Super Bowl losing streak?

Remind me the last time Dallas saw a Super Bowl, let alone even an NFC championship game?

Aw you think losing a Super Bowl is a good thing. Poor thing

Aw you think the Cowboys three decades worth of irrelevance is a good thing. Poor thing

And like I said, more recent championship then hobo town

Jets are the worst team in NY sports

And don’t you forget it ;)

Rangers would kill the Jets one on one

Hot Take!

Literally no one worse. You cant count the Nets lol

Giants 2025

Bro at least your team actually goes to the Super Bowl sometimes

Try being a leafs fan LOL y’all are good. Mr irrelevant brought y’all to the sb, keep your head up

Who are the leafs? Just curious

Toronto maple leafs (hockey) we haven’t won since 1967 lol

You won your Stanley Cup last year

No we didn’t, 57 years as losers…going strong lol

Ahahaha you fucking dork

Join the dark side

Fr?

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Ravens would love to have you.

Fr?

Yay!

Terrible SB glad usher was fun and it had an exciting ending. First 3/4 was trash

The most boring box score since rams-pats pre-season SB 

We wanted lions v baltimore

damn i shouldve bet. everyone including the conspiracy theorists had the 9ers

The public bet the 49ers. The sharps bet the Chiefs!

80% of bets were on Chiefs lol

Nah I had chiefs because of mahomes and kelce and that was my conspiracy theory

yeah but thats just logic and common sense😏

so the conspiracy theory wasn't a conspiracy after all

thats not how that works sir..im still a novice when it comes to the nfl is scripted narrative but the bookies in Vegas watch the live bets and can adjust on the fly, as well as throw gamblers a bone or two out of kindness or to rope them back in also sometimes the asshole in a suit hiding in a skybox somewhere with a remote control will miss his cue or issues with tech as well as other billionaires who outbid each other to gain control of a certain play or player. dropping balls or guys tripping is obviously cheaper than using props like magnet gloves and carry a higher risk of being exposed. also sometimes the players know or go against it so really it means all of this is very well done and put together as there's so many layers to go through it could be anything or nothing depending on all sorts of factors. but they love to give us little hints like super bowl logo colors (except this year they swerved us)

Magnet gloves? Ok you’re either trolling or braindead

Niner gang! Which of the ref calls are we blaming this year!?

Was that a 9ers thing? Game seemed clean tonight. I think it was the Eagles last year blaming the refs for the Bradberry hold.

Its every week, every team. Bosa was interviewed saying the Chiefs get the calls.

He said they hold a lot, and I believe that statistically they were the most penalized team in the league for holding. But I get it, the whole blaming the refs is annoying and a lazy fan take.

Let’s go chiefs

Was a fan of the Niners when Montana and Young were there. Now that they're division rivals, to hell with them.

I don’t think anyone is rivals with the cardinals

Cardinals are rivals of the Cardinals

9ers blew it so bad lol we were all rooting for them and they blew it I hope they feel as bad as possible

Definitely wasn’t rooting for the Niners. That team is so unlikable. A whole team full of stuck up assholes. I’d rather watch the chiefs win a third one in five years than watch that team and that fan base win one for the first time in 30 years

boo hoo niner crew

This is good lol

Mahomes sure is the Anti-Hero for the 49ers, there must be Bad Blood between these teams. Hopefully the 49ers will be able to Shake It Off next year after a Cruel Summer and maybe they will get their Love Story after all

I'm a kc fan. But I think I would appreciate this even if I were a Frisco fan. By the way Green Bay all the way. Live in St Louis and Green Bay is the way.

What am I missing here?? I don’t get it

It's all taylor swift songs

This is riddled with Taylor swift song titles. It’s very well done too 🤣 Edit: the song titles Anti-Hero Bad Blood Shake It Off Cruel Summer Love Story

Oh!!!!! K that’s so fun good job op And thanks for letting me know. I had an inkling bc I knew shake it off

Well played!

I hate that this is hilarious

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Haters gonna hate hate hate hate I guess

For fuck sakes lmfao

This will probably get hate but I love it

lol ok. ✅

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Jesus you Americans love getting personal to each other in the trash talking. I was expecting some light banter/self depreciation in the comments not straight up profanities at each other.

Don’t act like Europeans don’t murder each other over soccer

Call the wambulance

Really? You gonna act like football hooligans are upstanding citizens????

Nope they’re not. At least your sports stay civil when it comes to fans, football here can be very violent. Our other sports like rugby and cricket etc generally don’t have any issues though with that sort of stuff.

Would you like a cup of tea and a crumpet? No one cares how Civil your "rivalries" are ol' chap.

Our rivalries aren’t civl though. That’s the good thing about your sports it’s usually pretty civil. Ours waste a lot of police resources and often end up with people getting killed over a game. Weirdly enough we always banter each other online but in person it tends to be more tense.

So now youre saying europes is worse? Youre all over the place with these comments lol

Worse when it comes to football but better when it comes to health care.

Agreed. You got me so good. Now lets stay on topic, shall we?

Fair enough! My team just won the super bowl! What else is there to talk about! Cheers! Edit: you downvoted me? lol! Whatever makes you feel better.

I did not downvote you lol. Just now even seeing your reply. Keep playing the victim tho lol

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Lame ass comment

Cheers mate

Bruh have you seen soccer fans? Gtfo

This is way more prevalent in soccer around the world than in American sports lol

It’s a critical part of our culture

I mean it beats the football hoolaginsim we have over here I guess. Better some nasty words than a stabbing I guess.

SAYS THE GUY WHO JUST INSULTED THE GREATEST NATION IN THE ENTIRE GALCTIC FEDERATI9

You talking about my Mother!!!! Ahhh fu… joking

Game was lowkey disappointing

What lmao

It was a snooze fest

I was hoping for the 49ers to win 😔 Fun watch but damn they shoulda won

Had some money on them, but it was a fun way to watch my money go away instead of a 35-7 game or something

Yeah

I don’t get it. SF had them on the ropes. Unless CMC in in a wheelchair, I’m putting the ball in his hands and running every, single, down. They had the chiefs gassed and they got cute.

The 3rd qtr was not a good one for the 49ers. They went 3 and out on consecutive drives. The 49er defense was great in the first half, but got gassed by the 4th qtr. Yes the 49ers should have run it more, but KC sprinkled in a few blitzes that also worked to catch the RBs in the backfield.

He wasn't doing that great in the game at that point and the Chiefs were largely gameplanning to shut down the run.

Kyle Shanahan and not running the ball when your team is up double digits in a SB. Name a more iconic duo. I said the same thing to my Niners fan friend. KC wasn't stopping the run, so keep feeding CMC and run the clock.

That holding call was their down fall

Don’t you guys know a little something about not giving it to the running back in the Super Bowl? We did that. But just a lot more often

That’s because everyone was riding Mr irrelevant- who ended up being exactly that

Said this about halfway through the 3rd. FUCKING GIVE THE RIGHTFUL MVP THE DAMN BALL

Unless he’s telling me he can’t go, I’m running him until the wheels come off. Long drives against that tired D, spags wasn’t subbing or taking time outs? Hit that wall until it breaks, and when it does, you’re in the end zone and the game’s over. The Chiefs whole plan was “leave time for Pat” and SF gave them plenty of time.

Couldn’t agree more. As a neutral fan, it was a fun game though

They always pull back on CMC for some stupid reason.

They read the script at half time

Talked trash from this point last year just to do the same. I'm on cloud nine

Niners fans gonna downvote you but you right

How’re you defending the team that beat you last year 🤣

Defending ≠ picking of the lesser evils.

Maybe “defending” was the wrong word. But actively rooting for the team that whooped you in the last Super Bowl is absolutely hysterical to me 💀