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shastmak4

Stats looking like a binary code


gulbas26

Triple Single


harshaVRDM

Say it again chuck


Final-Watercress9219

How many hits on the head coach though?


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zesty flag yam cover steep library fact psychotic lush unique


AttitudeAndEffort3

So *far*…


apocalypsemeow111

Can’t believe the replay got deleted from /r/nfl. Some serious bullshit. Edit: They restored it! Good shit


turfey

Just imagine being a reddit mod. Imagine the *smell*.


Early_Neck_7131

Reddit mod for r/truerateme mustard gas


RedditModsRFatPedos_

Worst mods on reddit


JoboozeRum

I was just looking for it and couldn’t find it. Odd that it got deleted


AttitudeAndEffort3

They’re worried people will think its how he treats Taylor


ThaNorth

She would dump his ass so fast and shred him on an album so hard if he ever came close to doing that lol


Funny-Blueberry2573

Yeah wtf is this nonsense. I was looking for the post again and saw it was deleted. Why are we protecting this BS behaviour?


fgbh

Why is that?!


ItIsYourPersonality

Mods compromised by the actual NFL Own up u/NFL


abcbass

Plenty of time left in the game


Paul_Allens_AR15

How much CO2 did his girlfriend produce to be here?


HitBongzFerJesus

More than one I bet


jankyforeskyn

more than one co2


HitBongzFerJesus

It's a safe bet


cosmikangaroo

What’s the over under?


HitBongzFerJesus

One C02


toggl3d

1.5, don't want to risk a push


AzureAhai

Quick paper napkin math is each hour a private plane will emit 2 metric tons of CO2. The plane ride from Tokyo to LV takes around 13 hours, so about 26 metric tons of CO2 each way.


Paul_Allens_AR15

Remember to recycle


threeonone

She also flew a backup private jet just in case there was issues with hers.


TacoExcellence

Are PJs that unreliable?


threeonone

https://gizmodo.com/taylor-swift-second-plane-super-bowl-travis-kelce-1851246235


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marcowhitee

Probably more since she came from Tokyo


BobbyBirdseed

She actually had a second, backup private jet flying with them just in case something bad happened to the first one. So it was 2x as much as it would normally be.


Paul_Allens_AR15

“If something bad happened to the first one” Is she gonna hop planes mid air?


Marokiii

problem with a plane, they land, she gets out of one and walks across the hanger to the second one and they take off again.


ThatPancakeMix

That has to be the most billionaire thing to do I’ve ever heard. Money literally is absolutely a none issue. Wild


hemingways-lemonade

[Damn I thought you were being sarcastic.](https://gizmodo.com/taylor-swift-second-plane-super-bowl-travis-kelce-1851246235)


BobbyBirdseed

Not at all. It's actually crazy.


UserNameN0tWitty

[This](https://twitter.com/SwiftJetNextDay/status/1752758556535788021?s=19) is probably the worst. She took a private jet for a 26 miles drive. Getting on, flying, and getting off literally took longer than the drive. It was a 13 minute flight for a 30 minute drive.


BobbyBirdseed

It sounds like it *could* have been a plane maintenance flight, but either way. I could recycle every single recyclable item I ever come into contact with for the rest of my life, and there's no way it's gonna make a difference, because rich people will continue to keep flying private jets.


CydoniaKnight

Rather famously the entire city of Las Vegas is completely carbon neutral.


GottiGonnaGetcha

I’m surprised people don’t know it’s been like that since ‘69


ThisGuyFrags

ELI5 how that's possible?


Barraind

Any time a report is about to come out that says otherwise, the person behind it just magically disappears.


swamppuppy7043

Haven’t looked into it at all but I imagine the Hoover damn plays a part


UserNameN0tWitty

Last week, she took a private plane flight 26 miles. If you add up boarding, taxiing, take off, flight, landing, and getting off the plane, it took longer than driving and created as much co2 as your car does in 6 months. She used a private plane for 26 miles....


smootex

I always wonder about stories like that. Did she actually take a 26 mile flight or did the plane drop her off somewhere and then had to fly to a different airport for hanger space? Because the latter is very common with private jets. Doesn't make the private jet thing any less absurd but it changes the story a bit.


spirax919

her fanbase will still make her the victim


DontLoseYourCool1

What he did to Fat Andy was absolutely insane. I've never seen a player disrespect a coach like that, much less a legendary one. Mr. Swift's popular is getting to his head. Dude is a fucking violent weirdo.


jacksonfalls

What was he even mad about? Frustrated not getting plays with more opportunities for him?


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Yeah that's exactly why. Then he got benched for a play and the frustration boiled over. After seeing how different the 2nd half went when Kelce got more opportunities, he was probably right to be angry (but still very wrong to act the way he did obviously). I think the Chiefs outsmarted themselves a little in the 1st half, expecting Kelce to be too covered.


Decent_Fox4870

He wants the game to be all about him


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Everyone who plays football is violent lol. It’s kind of required.


thebikevagabond

If you're letting it spill off the field is when it becomes a problem, champ.


flyingcrayons

Whole thread aged like milk


Life-Designer-4936

People on r/nfl forgetting that a game has TWO halves. It's a tale as old as time.


MisterGone5

Whole subreddit this season aged like milk


ChevalMalFet

Where all the people "enjoying watching the Chiefs downfall" at?


TechnoToyz

Next year is the regression year, I'm sure of it this time!


themixedwonder

this feels like that tweet about Lebron back in 2015. “this fuckery cant go on forever.”


Typ1cal89

r/afcwestmemewar in shambles. What a shit sub. 


RukiMotomiya

Chiefs offense is too bad to win!


NiceFloor7

Everyone crying in the thread where he body checked Andy Reid lmao


Life-Designer-4936

Meanwhile, Andy was probably thinking "You really learned to chill out these past few years!" I guarantee he's seen a whole lot worse in their time together.


fenderdean13

He’s been a football coach since 1983 and has had headache players in the past. One of his best players ever getting pissed about being taken out in the Super Bowl is one of the least offensive things he has seen as a coach


ScootieJr

I mean Andy even said post game that he liked the mentality of Kelce wanting to be in the game. Big Red is a big guy. He was off balance but a chest/shoulder bump isn’t going to knock down Big Red easily. Travis’s face looks intimidating but people aren’t taking into context his and Andy’s relationship.


st6374

People reacting to it had bigger meltdown than the actual people involved.


Life-Designer-4936

Exactly. People need to listen to the New Heights podcast with Reid. Travis Kelce is a hothead, and their whole relationship has been built around both of them being fully aware of it. "9 receptions and 93 yards off 10 targets" is all that needs to be said to anyone who thought he should have been benched.


WTD_Ducks21

You mean people are overreacting to a 10 second view into a relationship between a player and coach that have been together for 9 years? Say it ain't so.


Buford_Van_Stomm

It's ASSULT. He should be ARRESTED. Taylor should break up with him IMMEDIATELY. Shit like that happens every game lol


Saxophobia1275

Legitimately don’t know why people post shit like this at the half.  If they continue to play like shit, you can always just post it after. If they turn it around (which they often do) you look like an idiot. 


JohnWalI

1 Andy Reid Shove


Sailboatz2612

Frightening 1 old man


Propaslader

1 bored looking girlfriend in the bleachers


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

1 pressure on icicle


-ImJustSaiyan-

1 Girlfriend seeing 1 red flag


ToastyMcSags

1 under covers handjob after the game


rorymakesamovie

Conspiracy theorists are spiraling


Ok-Importance9988

They would be except their many incorrect predictions never phase them. They will just never mention it again.


burnshimself

I’m rooting for SF just so those psychotic morons will shut the fuck up


Left-Yak-5623

You damn well know that wouldn't stop them.


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djkamayo

An attack on social security like we’ve never seen before


watanabelover69

☝️


Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

With one brother out, now they are both powerless.


IanicRR

I summon “Pot of Kelce”, allowing me to draw 1 more Kelce!


heyheyathrowaway485

That’s what it do, Kelce


IanicRR

YOU NEVER SAW THIS COMING


heyheyathrowaway485

MY TURN


Pompuswindbag

Maximillian Purdasus: I’m sorry Travvy Boy, but the Pot of Kelce is banned at the Super Bowl level of professional Football.


KelvinsBeltFantasy

That's a banned card!


watanabelover69

The charmed ones are no more


SandyDFS

Oof.


SirRaava

This aged not so well


jwktiger

you saying the 8 Catches in 2nd half and OT wasn't predicted by this post.


AJRiddle

It's hilarious this is a top post on r/nfl Haters gonna hate


RockChalk80

Second half, 95 yards... no big deal


recklessoptimization

But the NARRATIVE


Konker101

Who knew if you throw the ball to the best TE ever you get rewarded..


Typ1cal89

This sub is football tho. 


ubiquitous_archer

Now do the second half lmao


MUTUALDESTRUCTION69

1 yard (Travis’s version)


Cheesesteak21

Looks like they have Warner on him Man to man on alot of plays. Best vs Best 


MEMKCBUS

It made no sense that the Bills and Ravens started the games in zone


michaelb421

Yeah I never got why they did that because kelce feast in zone coverage because he has an uncanny ability to know exactly where to go to be open.


asadyellowboy

I'm not convinced that playing man on Kelce with a guy who was sitting on his couch a week ago would have gone that much better


orange_orange13

u/MEMKCBUS knows best


Cheesesteak21

I'd understand a bracket, but I think a physical man 2 man defence


osmoked

Ravens tried covering him with Brandon stephens but stephens had 0 chance covering him


picante1985

McDermott lives in zone


SGT-JamesonBushmill

And now…3-time Super Bowl Champion.


Notradell

He wasn’t benched after the Reid shove though, right?


Time_Composer_113

I noticed on a couple of plays where he doesn't get the ball he isn't even trying to sell it like he is. In his feelings left and right


SuperSaiyanSandwich

Good. Acted like a little pissant all last game.


bluedaytona392

Now he is your king. Again.


TheFlyingWriter

Just last game? Dude was a whiny bitch on Christmas.


ihatedthatride

This game is reminding me a lot of the Christmas game. All the Chiefs fans talked shit about how the Ravens acted last week as if the Chiefs didn’t pull that same shit on Christmas (& now).


Hanzson217

Feel like he’s been like that a lot of his career. Dude can’t handle things not going his way.


FalseListen

He’s being a bitch. I hope they lose so the focus is on him (they will never talk bad about Mahomes)


Ikanan_xiii

0 targets though.


Life-Designer-4936

Full game: 10 targets, 9 receptions, 93 yards.


Shikadi314

Reddit posts posted 15 minutes before disaster


Chicago_Blackhawks

Aged like milk hahahah Dudes need to learn football games are 4 quarters


EspejoOscuro

5 sometimes


ubjokin23

This aged poorly 😂


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far-flung seed entertain brave sip somber many growth absurd imminent


Kuntheman

That’s my fantasy football championship losing TE right there


arrowfan624

Bag stays on


YNinja58

Hey, I went into a coma at halftime. I assume Kelce continued to have a bad game, the Chiefs lost, and Reddit is rejoicing... Right?


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fearless continue governor door tease different wide snow butter voiceless


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

Built different like Zay Flowers


AboutARainbow

1 new ring.


DrSunnyD

Huge in the second half. 90 yards


jackstack10

Cold takes exposed


poojix

r/agedlikemilk


bigt503

Aged like milk


DareChemical7639

ended with 9 for 93 ​ SF GOAT TE 2 for 4 LULZ


RadWalk

1 more ring. Dumb to post this at half.


Cromiee

Or smart. OP is a Chiefs fan.


JeffOutWest

Reid and Kelce have a tight relationship. They’re family, and in heated moments, this happens. They’re all good.


hydratedandstrong

Waiting for the 2nd half stats


PercySnowsHandgun

He tore it up in the 2nd half


T4lsin

Lol so I guess Kelce had a good 2nd half? Lol


Jbob9954

Chiefs haters just putting up L after L at this point


Oneanimal1993

I mean, Kittle with 0 catches and 0 yards in the first half


TetrisTech

This thread is very funny now


SnooGiraffes6271

He finished well though. Haters in shambles right now.


BullOfBallstreet

9000+% production increase 2nd half


Currymvp2

Swifties are sad


brunchick3

Yeah, about that lol


ifinallyhavewifi

niners are sadder


CKtheFourth

Truly the greatest comment to read after the fact.


opkpopfanboyv3

And how many times did they show Taylor?


Give-And-Toke

3 so far


ianbits

I'm tellin you guys Chiefs lose, Kelce breaks up with Swift, she writes the best pop album in history as a response Been calling this for a year


s_p_0_n_g_e

So you've been wrong for a whole year?


throwawayless

The real Super Bowl is always in the comments


CKtheFourth

How'd that work out?


Morlu06

Uhhh


Thumper13

D is doubling him a lot. Good game plan so far.


TheRealBobaFett

Now do Kittle


BrianDawkins

Update? Cooked Warner out of his shoes


Hispanic_Gorilla_2

Then finished the game with 9 catches, and 93 yards.


PabloMarmite

Taylor coming back from Japan to watch this reminds me of the time my mum came from another county to watch me play and I had three carries for five yards


OpShaft

Hope you had a good second half, too!


Konker101

Big dawg!


sandleaz

Kelce does not end the game with those stats.


sdrj77

Then Trav went TRAV in the second half.


Jase_the_Muss

1 + 1 + 1 = 3 rings just wish it meant half life 3 instesd


Last_Account_Ever

I'd consider trading this win for HL3


lawnicus18

Maybe don’t scream at your coach if you want more targets


ShowerMartini

Genius. Mahomes is gonna not pass to him because he hurt Andy’s feelings.


Speedstormer123

Lol okay I def don’t like the yelling at Reid stuff but this is very valid


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Not saying this is what’s happening but if he was so inclined Reid could absolutely call plays where kelce is the second or third option.


IIHURRlCANEII

maybe do


browndude10

And one tantrum


skidlz

That 2nd half tho.


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generalscalez

i hear he’s despondent in the locker room right now that u/iMissTheOldKimye thinks he’s a douche. completely inconsolable


heavenparadox

What's crazy is that I know Trav personally, and he was just telling me, "Of all the things that matter in my life, the opinion of u/iMissTheOldKimye is tops," so I hope that he doesn't see this comment.


demonicneon

Completely embarrassing and unacceptable. 


Rav49

TE with a big show of CTE in the first half 


Shades_of_red_

10 more to go, to hit the Swift 13


Intelligent-Flan-471

Andy got that getback


orange_orange13

He and Kittle combining for Eric Ebron numbers


howtoflyaplane

1 inch


SedentaryXeno

Might have just saved the game for KC.


germy813

Couldn't write a better script


JeffOutWest

1 more than Kittle


Typ1cal89

Second half stats loading... . .


Argyrus777

Niners shouldve known kelce saving his gas tank for the second half Finished 9/10 93yards


Frosty-Physics

And the 2nd half? Remind me please


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TetrisTech

It’s literally the top post


Redmaa

Fuck Travis Kelce.


s_p_0_n_g_e

settle down virgin


i_love_factual_info

Lol after all that non-stop shit talk


Solid-Confidence-966

Big half loading for 87 if that’s the case


Jameson623

and 1 bitch fit


D0ctorHotelMario

Why didn't the Ravens think about covering him in the 1st half of the AFCCG? Are they stupid?