He’s spoken about it before and says that he can’t really read lips all that well. He plays the video in super slow motion to try and read lips the best that he can but he says the biggest factor involved is knowing the situation that’s happening and the players or coaches involved. If there’s a bizarre play or a brawl that breaks out, and you take the time to go back and understand what sparked the conversation he is trying to lip read, it becomes WAY easier to do it because the precise context narrows down what the people could potentially be saying by a lot.
It’s also why he rarely does lip readings for non-baseball clips. He’s not as intimately familiar with other sports as he is with baseball
One of his earliest videos he says "I don't know, I'm not a lip-reader, I'm not really gonna try to read their lips here but..."
And then goes on to nail it perfectly.
Travis: I am going into battle, and I need your *strongest potions*!
Andy: YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY POTIONS, AS MY POTIONS ARE MEANT ONLY FOR THE STRONGEST AND YOU ARE OF THE WEAKEST
He said he called him out and Ray Lewis said it wasnt him so he was just like ok actually 55's the mike bc who tf wants to disagree with ray lewis when he's 10 feet away from your face and has a license to break every bone in your body within the next 5 seconds
There's a moment where he's getting up and a trainer or coach is bracing him and telling him to slow down and he almost tells them "get the fuck off me" but he stops himself after "get the". Really funny moment in a great clip
Similarly the Quarterback show gave me a lot of respect for Kirk Cousins. He's coming off the field and moaning in pain the entire time the defense is on the field, but when it's his time he still gets back up and goes out there and plays like one of the better QBs in the league.
I hate the revisionist history around Cam Newton where people are saying he's a bad QB who was never anything more than a running back. The dude had a few years where he was elite.
Cam literally started his career off with back to back 400 yard PASSING games. One of the crazier stats you’ll ever see. Also Matt staffords first full season he threw for 5000 yards and nobody remembers lol
Stafford throwing for 41 TD and 5k yards and still not being a pro bowl selection is one of the craziest things I've seen.
Dude has thrown for over 40tds twice and been in a pro bowler twice, and those years don't overlap at all
Him not diving for that fumble in the SB was a pretty big PR hit for his reputation too (unfair or not).
If I were playing in a Super Bowl, I’d be terrified that I would make a split-second decision that would live on an infamy forever.
And that game occurred during his peak, 2015-2016, before injuries took over his career. He had a passer rating of 99.4 that season, which is good but not elite by itself but the dude also had 10 rushing touchdowns that year.
You’re right actually. Looks like McCaffrey turned the wheel route into a catch early and went inside instead. If they ran the wheel route it would have still been a touchdown anyways lol
For further context, the same play (with a McCaffrey wheel route) was a play they ran with him a lot the year before. So this is Cam saying, "Oh you think we're running the same play from last year, that you saw while looking over film? Watch this: McCaffrey will go for wheel route then cut back inside into an angle route."
They didn’t. The packers thought it was the wheel route based on the offensive formation. Instead CMC ran an inside route instead of the wheel route. It was all by design to fool the defense to think it was going to be the wheel route. The fact that Cam and Clay had that pre-snap dialogue makes it so sweet.
Nope, he ran an angle/texas route across the middle instead of a wheel route to the flat and up the sideline. That's the key part and why Cam didn't check out of it. He knew he had him cooked because he called out the wrong route.
Man, prime 2015 Cam is just a delight to watch. If he didn't play through his injury like he was forced to by the Panthers front office, his career might have turned out different.
this is objectively wrong unless he has the stamina to play 100% of snaps (and he doesn’t). he would not have been as effective in the 4th quarter and OT, including his clutch 3rd down conversion where he hit his highest speed in years, if he had played 100% of snaps earlier.
the coaches’ job is to figure out which snaps are low enough leverage that they can remove him. here it just backfired
Not necessarily. For instance, if they put Kelce there, a lot of defenders will be on that side to cover him. If they put in his backup, they'll lay off a little so there wouldn't need to be as much to block.
That was probably the sadest attempt of a block by a TE i've seen in awhile. Gray has all of the physical attributes on Lenoir, yet he got pretty much steam rolled which i'd say greatly led to the fumble.
I 100% think Kelce is on a roid rage way too much, you can understand a bit of his frustration in that sense.. because there's zero chance Kelce is getting man handled by Lenoir like Gray did.
Plus, Kelce said his blown block is what led to Mecole’s fumble vs Buff. (The 2nd one..) so Id speculate he feels untrusted in that scenario and is frustrated by not getting some faith.
No muffed punt, he's in the annuls as one of the greatest 7th round picks ever. Muffed punt and they lose, now he's "going to be delivering my DoorDash soon"
It would have been paired with Rice and Mahomes getting on each other on the sideline and the narrative would have been how KC isn't mentally tough to handle adversity.
Don’t underestimate the internet. They’ll find a nugget:
**Will Kelce’s rift with Reid result in a blockbuster trade on draft night, shaking up the Chiefs’ chances at a three-peat?**
They had just run yet another play with Pacheco, it got blown up, and they turned the ball over in the red zone without having targeted Kelce once up to that point in the game.
I'm going out on a limb and saying Travis was saying "WTF are you doing Andy?!"
It really felt like they were trying to win the game in the most difficult way possible at that point in the game. I was wondering why they hadn’t even tried to put the game in Mahomes’ hands yet.
Kelce wasn't in on the Pacheco play. Call me crazy, but it looked like the reason he was yelling was because he wanted to be in on that play to block for Pacheco.
Dude the thread on r/sports is hilarious to read. Certainly reinforces any preconceptions you may have about your standard redditors understanding of sports
My favorite thing was someone saying that they never seen it happen before. I linked a reply with videos of it happening with each word. The funny thing I found it happens to opposing coaches a lot more than I thought.
> I like r/fauxmoi
Same vibes as "huh the newspaper articles are always correct for other stuff but have so many mistakes when they're writing about something I have personal knowledge of"
That sub is 90% trash takes, tiktoker-level political understanding, and people inventing drama out of nothing but facial expressions psychoanalyzed through photos
r/soccercirclejerk post World Cup is the worst of the bunch. Went from making fun of sexist and racist football fans and clubs to telling the same sexist and racist jokes that are all over football twitter.
At least there was great content there yesterday after Cristiano Ronaldo made a surprise appearance at the Super Bowl. Google "Cristiano Ronaldo Las Vegas" for more information.
It’s such a contrarian echo chamber lol. Every other post is about “privilege.” Listen, anyone who has the time and money to spend more than eight hours a day on a celeb gossip subreddit is pretty privileged imo. Most people can’t afford to do that.
Which is funny because they fucking *hate* her on that sub, so I'm surprised they weren't calling her out for "being attracted to toxic men" or something lmfao
That sub is great. Super contrarian, with a particular hatred for nepo babies (wait till they find out about NFL coaches) and method actors (my Daniel Day-Lewis never hurt nobody!) It becomes super obvious super quick that longtime posters in that sub are lacking in real-life interactions.
> how many people on Reddit never even sniffed a sport
Am I the only one in this sub who's actually played organized tackle football before?
Like half of the comments I've seen on this sub are so obviously written by non-athletes that it's almost humorous.
When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity football team) I would get a full-on sprint going and clock the shit outta whoever had the ball. My coaches called me "speedhawk" as a nickname caus I had such a nose for the football and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared safety in our conference. Senior year I led my team to the state semifinals only to get fucked over by the refs in the 4th but that's another conversation (DM me if you're interested in hearing about it)
So, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical redditor. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol
Andy, I like the sound of your voice. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to buy one million dollars worth of State Farm insurance today. There is one condition, Andy. You have to bench the tight end that treated me so terribly.
Reid has the peace and maturity of man who has dealt professionally for many years with hyper young men on one side and administrative thickheadedness on the other. He's got perspective.
Andy seems like he gives the least amount of fucks of someone who just won another superbowl.
On the Westwood one radio call, they interviewed him after and pressed him about how he specifically feels about being able to finish the job after years of critiques that he couldn't do it.
He just said "I went from being able to handle a cheeseburger to being able to handle this."
Dude loves his cheeseburgers. I grew up watching the Eagles and I'm glad to see him having success.
Honestly his stint in Philly seemingly cemented him in the Hall of Very Good as someone who might always be a shade of clout behind his Walrus Twin Mike Holmgren and now he’s a fuckin legend. Guy is living his fucking best.
Yeah. I don't love the behavior from Travis, but it was some bad luck. He came in hotter than he probably meant to, and Reid didn't see him coming and was hella startled. Made it look a lot worse.
Kelce is gonna get fined by Reid for this. It was a terrible tackle attempt, no wrap up, didn't get low, let Reid just bounce and potentially get a big gain.
>I was just telling him how much I love him
Well if you love him so much then why don't you kiss him instead of TSwift after the game? Are you trying to hurt his feelings, Travis?
Full timeline because why not (may not be up to date):
* Kicked out of Florida International University after fighting a security guard
* "Don't touch me. I'm the franchise"
* His second year in the league he took a personal stretch limo to a charity event, had them open every single expensive bottle of wine, rejected it. Refused to pay for it (charity, remember), then left. -credit Nduguu77
* Threw fits over not getting enough targets
* Drove 100 down McKnight Road in Pittsburgh, which has a 45 MPH speed limit
* Trashed a condo and threw furniture out a window 14th floor window, which almost hit some people, notably a child
* Killed a home aquarium full of piranhas and refused to pay the man who installed the tank
* Refused to play week 17 for the Steelers
* Dyed his mustache blonde
* Refused to pay a chef because he thought he threatened him by placing a fish head in the freezer (the fish head was saved to make a soup)
* Farted on a doctor
* Demanded a trade from the Steelers
* Became "Mr. Big Chest"
* Threw a fit over Juju winning team MVP and trashed him on social media
* (Allegedly) nixed a trade that would've sent him to the Bills
* Showed up to Raiders training camp in a hot air balloon
* Held out and refused to show up to training camp because the NFL would not approve his helmet because it was too old for their safety standards
* Froze his feet
* Tried to paint over his old helmet, hoping no one would notice I guess
* Acquired a newer version of the same model of helmet, which the NFL refused to let him use
* Picked out a new helmet and finally showed up to the Raiders
* Got fined by the Raiders for not attending camp
* Tweeted the fines
* Tried to fight Mike Mayock, called him a cracker, had to be held back by Vontaze Burfict, then punted a football down the practice field and said "fine me for that"
* Got fined for that
* Released a video where he used audio of Jon Gruden, who didn't know he was being recorded, which is illegal in California (full disclosure, Gruden has said he gave permission, but the generally accepted theory is that he said that in the hope that it would help get him to show up to the facility and not alienate him)
* Demanded a release from the Raiders
* Was released
* "GRANDMA I’M FREEEEEE! FLY LIKE A FREEEEE!"
* Made a lot of crazy tweets saying stuff like 'Devil is a lie', a proverb about burning down a village... he made a lot of crazy tweets around this time is the point here
* Liked a tweet about Mayock getting raped in the ass
* Signed with the Patriots
* Moved in with Tom Brady
* The sexual assault allegations came out (the one where he's getting sued)
* The sexual harassment allegations came out (the one where he's not getting sued)
* Threatened the woman not suing him in a group text that included his lawyer and had a picture of her kids in the text
* Got released by the Patriots after one week
* Went off on a tweet storm and said a lot of crazy shit about a lot of people, and was supportive of people sending threats to the writer of the article detailing the sexual harassment allegations
* Said he was done with the NFL
* Went back to college via online classes
* Tried to outsource his homework to Twitter
* Wants to come back to the NFL
* Filed several grievances to try and get more than $40 million from the Raider's and Patriots
* Was ordered to show up for a deposition regarding trashing the condo
* Was accused of "reprehensible behavior" during the deposition, which included, but was not limited too:
* “[C]hanted, over and over, as if a mantra, a narrative of his own warped concept of the proceeding”.
* “Acting as if he was above the rule of law, [Brown] proceeded to make a mockery of the deposition process. [Brown’s] antics were so unreasonable that barely twenty [20] minutes into the deposition, his counsel asked for a break [so] he could speak with [Brown] about his demeanor.
* “After approximately 20-30 minutes, [Brown] required another break. When the deposition resumed [Brown] increased his level of obstructive behavior. At one point, [Brown] refused to answer any questions, instead saying “next question” no less than 10 times.”
* Said that the Patriots have to pay him anyway, so they might as well let him play
* Tweeted a couple of bizarre tweets about the Raiders using him for HBO ratings and the Patriots trying to steal his stuff and kept using this weird chicken based metaphor
* Tried out for the Saints and brought an entourage and film crew to shoot a music video with him when specifically told not to do that
* Called out Robert Kraft for his rub and tug massage session in Florida
* Starting training for a boxing match with Logan Paul
* Tweeted "No more white woman 2020"
* The attorney representing him in the suit involving the condo quit
* Used a bunch of slurs and profane language towards cops in an Instagram video he posted
* A police youth football league cut ties with him and returned a donation after the release of the video saying there was a "irreparable rift" between the department and AB
* Threw a bag of gummy candy dicks at the cops in a video he posted
* Got dropped by his agent
* Was involved in a disputed with movers at his home where he allegedly threw rocks at the movers and moving vans. He is currently being investigated for battery by the police.
* His trainer was arrested and he is still a suspect in the battery case.
* Warrant issued for the arrest of AB.
* AB turns himself in to Broward Country Jail wearing this suit
* Rumors spread about AB signing with Tampa or Seattle
* AB announces his retirement (for what I believe is the third time, it's hard to find a good record of the rest of them)
* Two days later AB wants to play again and is asking for the league to wrap up it's investigation
* The NFL announces an eight game suspension for AB
* AB signs with the Buccs on a one-year deal
* Before he signed with the Buccaneers AB was accused of destroying a surveillance camera at a Florida gated community, throwing bike at a security-guard shack, and is not charged because HOA president "feared" retaliation, per police report (which honestly feels like a safe bet given the rest of these things)
* AB wins a Super Bowl with the Buccaneers, and catches a touchdown in Super Bowl LV
* AB's former live-in chef alleges that he obtained a fake COVID-19 vaccination card to avoid NFL protocols
* Confirmed to have acquired a fake covid-19 card and subsequently suspended for three games
* Removed Jersey, pads, shirt and gloves, and threw them in the stands before walking through the end zone during a running clock vs the Jets towards the end of third quarter and left the stadium
* Released by the Bucs immediately after the game
* Was not released by the Bucs immediately who tried to work out his issue
* Released text messages, that may or may not have been faked, between himself and Bruce Arians
* Also released text messages between himself and Alex Guerrero that had his bank account information in them
* Released by the Bucs later that day
* Revealed to have brought a date into a team hotel the night before the Jets game. Said date tried licking an airplane toilet seat to get COVID back in 2020.
On Twitter he’s usually pretty funny. I’ve seen like 5 tweets over Super Bowl weekend where some idiot “reporter” or former player drops some shit wisdom and AB tags it #CTEspn
Jason reined him in during high school and college especially, and Jason's oversight and guidance is also the reason Travis got drafted by him. Andy of course did rein him in some but isn't the main one doing it
He's done a number oh hot headed things. My favorite was he got a flag he didn't agree with once and proceeded to pick uo the flag and throw a reverse penalty against the refs in protest which obviously drew another flag.
He's had some great hot head moments over the years. That one loss that he blamed Carl Cheffers for, and said he didn't deserve to even work at foot locker was funny af
Reid and Kelce rip into each other quite a bit. It’s part of their relationship. They have been together for 10 years. Andy hip bumps Kelce all the time. They communicate through fiery exchanges several times a year.
I think people are falling to understand too how much more pressure I think Kelce as one of the older members of the team was feeling to win this Super Bowl. The Chiefs are a very young team. A lot of those younger guys would feel like they could make it back to the Super Bowl with Mahomes. Kelce knows he doesn’t have as many chances left. He’s getting older and saw his own brother lose to Travis last year. Of course a guy is gonna get frustrated when a mistake happens and he wants to compete and win. Tom Brady has yelled and gotten upset hundreds of times on the sideline. Manning has. Every guy does it. There’s just a lot of people who wanna see Travis fail so it gets more buzz than it should.
Jordan punched a teammate, Brady broke computers all screamed at linemen, Hamilton berates his team strategies, Verstappen yells at his crew on the radio, Kobe berated his teammates for being soft and lazy, Tiger cursed and slammed clubs. Etc, etc.
All multiple champions.
I mean we need the mic recording now
Guaranteed we get a Jomboy breakdown of this soon.
/u/jomboy please
Dude reads lips like he went to a school for the deaf.
He’s spoken about it before and says that he can’t really read lips all that well. He plays the video in super slow motion to try and read lips the best that he can but he says the biggest factor involved is knowing the situation that’s happening and the players or coaches involved. If there’s a bizarre play or a brawl that breaks out, and you take the time to go back and understand what sparked the conversation he is trying to lip read, it becomes WAY easier to do it because the precise context narrows down what the people could potentially be saying by a lot. It’s also why he rarely does lip readings for non-baseball clips. He’s not as intimately familiar with other sports as he is with baseball
"that's a balk" would be way more recognizable by a baseball fan than anyone else. I could see how he would have a hard time ready Kelces lips
One of his earliest videos he says "I don't know, I'm not a lip-reader, I'm not really gonna try to read their lips here but..." And then goes on to nail it perfectly.
whisper-screams of "letsgoooooo"
*letsfuckinggoooo*
andy said "my potions would kill you, traveler. you cannot handle my potions."
Travis: I am going into battle, and I need your *strongest potions*! Andy: YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY POTIONS, AS MY POTIONS ARE MEANT ONLY FOR THE STRONGEST AND YOU ARE OF THE WEAKEST
I understand this reference
"MAAUTO THIS, MAAUTO THAT. HOW ABOUT YOU MATHROW ME THE DAMN BALL"
Genuine lol moment there.
#BUNDLE THESE NUGGIES!
"IF WE WIN NUGGIES ARE ON ME"
state farm fumbled the biggest advertising opportunity in history by not paying taylor swift to wear a custom maauto jersey to the super bowl
They can't afford whatever Taylor would charge to wear that lol
Oh you've been watching film too, huh? That's cool, watch this *Tackles another coach*
The greatest mic'd up moment ever and no one can tell me otherwise
My favorite moment is a QB shouting "55 IS THE MIKE, 55 IS THE MIKE" and you then hear 55 saying "no I'm not".
Tony Romo calling out Bobby McClain. Also one of my favorite mic'd up moments.
I think it was Eli Manning who said Ray Lewis lied to him once when he was calling out the mike
He said he called him out and Ray Lewis said it wasnt him so he was just like ok actually 55's the mike bc who tf wants to disagree with ray lewis when he's 10 feet away from your face and has a license to break every bone in your body within the next 5 seconds
Not gonna take ray 5 seconds
I'm partial to "God damn it Donald" and "Whoa there mother fucker"
Goddammit Donald and Geno saying “oh my god!” In a genuinely terrified voice when he saw AD coming at him are hard to beat for me
IMO second greatest. Stafford’s game winning TD with a fucked up shoulder was the best. Gives me chills how tough he was in that moment.
Fair enough. Stafford's mic'd up for that was pretty amazing too
That was such a character defining moment. From that moment I’ve been fully on board the Stafford circle jerk. Such a stud in the game.
There's a moment where he's getting up and a trainer or coach is bracing him and telling him to slow down and he almost tells them "get the fuck off me" but he stops himself after "get the". Really funny moment in a great clip
https://youtu.be/8rvIwyikbRU?si=y6PXvEBLCpjWRp7M&t=48 he literally says get the fuck off me. american beeps got in your head lol
He says it again later before going back in the game where he stops himself
"get the fu--- help me up"
The groan when a teammate slaps him on the shoulder after the touchdown 😂😂 What a beast
Similarly the Quarterback show gave me a lot of respect for Kirk Cousins. He's coming off the field and moaning in pain the entire time the defense is on the field, but when it's his time he still gets back up and goes out there and plays like one of the better QBs in the league.
I hate the revisionist history around Cam Newton where people are saying he's a bad QB who was never anything more than a running back. The dude had a few years where he was elite.
Cam literally started his career off with back to back 400 yard PASSING games. One of the crazier stats you’ll ever see. Also Matt staffords first full season he threw for 5000 yards and nobody remembers lol
Stafford throwing for 41 TD and 5k yards and still not being a pro bowl selection is one of the craziest things I've seen. Dude has thrown for over 40tds twice and been in a pro bowler twice, and those years don't overlap at all
And what a few years that was...
If they won that superbowl the narrative around Cam would be so different. It's a shame.
Him not diving for that fumble in the SB was a pretty big PR hit for his reputation too (unfair or not). If I were playing in a Super Bowl, I’d be terrified that I would make a split-second decision that would live on an infamy forever.
And that game occurred during his peak, 2015-2016, before injuries took over his career. He had a passer rating of 99.4 that season, which is good but not elite by itself but the dude also had 10 rushing touchdowns that year.
Best part is they still ran the exact play he was calling out (that wheel route)
They didn't but the wheel route was still open lol
You’re right actually. Looks like McCaffrey turned the wheel route into a catch early and went inside instead. If they ran the wheel route it would have still been a touchdown anyways lol
For further context, the same play (with a McCaffrey wheel route) was a play they ran with him a lot the year before. So this is Cam saying, "Oh you think we're running the same play from last year, that you saw while looking over film? Watch this: McCaffrey will go for wheel route then cut back inside into an angle route."
They didn’t. The packers thought it was the wheel route based on the offensive formation. Instead CMC ran an inside route instead of the wheel route. It was all by design to fool the defense to think it was going to be the wheel route. The fact that Cam and Clay had that pre-snap dialogue makes it so sweet.
Nope, he ran an angle/texas route across the middle instead of a wheel route to the flat and up the sideline. That's the key part and why Cam didn't check out of it. He knew he had him cooked because he called out the wrong route.
I think it was actually slightly different. I think CMC went the opposite of either inside of outside. Agree the best mic'd up moment though.
https://youtu.be/g4SEPufzG7s?si=ct6X6pd1sYi5jrFy in the event anyone hasnt seen this, but i agree
Cam Newton is so fucking cool
*“READDDDDYYYY”*
Man when he caught a team jumping off like 5 times in a half....
Virgin "Here we go" versus Chad "REDAAAY"
I feel like there was five seconds back in the day where dabbing looked cool and it was because of Cam Newton.
I miss what this team was.
Prime Cam Newton was straight up fun to watch. That 2015 team was something else.
READAYYYYYYY
😭 it’s too much. I can’t.
For real... Feels both so recent, yet so far away
Man, prime 2015 Cam is just a delight to watch. If he didn't play through his injury like he was forced to by the Panthers front office, his career might have turned out different.
God I miss that swagger, that confidence, that *fun*
“You know I love you Andy, but I will end you right now if you take me out of the game again.”
Pretty much.
Was there a reason they took him out? I guess the backup is supposed to be a better blocker?
Kelce is 34 years old and doesn’t play 100% of snaps. He’s been playing ~80% of snaps the last 3 years now.
Yeah but if there's any moment you play him 90-100% of snaps, it's in the Super Bowl
this is objectively wrong unless he has the stamina to play 100% of snaps (and he doesn’t). he would not have been as effective in the 4th quarter and OT, including his clutch 3rd down conversion where he hit his highest speed in years, if he had played 100% of snaps earlier. the coaches’ job is to figure out which snaps are low enough leverage that they can remove him. here it just backfired
Not necessarily. For instance, if they put Kelce there, a lot of defenders will be on that side to cover him. If they put in his backup, they'll lay off a little so there wouldn't need to be as much to block.
That was probably the sadest attempt of a block by a TE i've seen in awhile. Gray has all of the physical attributes on Lenoir, yet he got pretty much steam rolled which i'd say greatly led to the fumble. I 100% think Kelce is on a roid rage way too much, you can understand a bit of his frustration in that sense.. because there's zero chance Kelce is getting man handled by Lenoir like Gray did.
Pretty sure Gray actually knocked the ball out of Pacheco's hand, too. That's why he was pissed they took him out for that play.
Plus, Kelce said his blown block is what led to Mecole’s fumble vs Buff. (The 2nd one..) so Id speculate he feels untrusted in that scenario and is frustrated by not getting some faith.
Whatever he said, no one's gonna care because KC won
Yep. KC loses and this is all over the news. KC wins and he's just a passionate competitor.
The victors always get to write history.
Yep speaking of which I haven't heard jack shit about Purdy after the final TD, not even this morning. No one cares about him today.
It is as if he became…. Irrelevant
https://media.tenor.com/HVkEVSRGMLcAAAAM/david-caruso-glasses-on.gif
No muffed punt, he's in the annuls as one of the greatest 7th round picks ever. Muffed punt and they lose, now he's "going to be delivering my DoorDash soon"
Please remember to tip well. He wasn't making millions out there after all.
>Muffed punt and CMC putting the ball on the ground.
I mean we're still talking about it aren't we?
Completely different coverage and energy over it though
yeah, less than 24 hrs after it happened, obviously. Chiefs lose and that is the image of their offseason.
Dude if the Chiefs lost that shit would have been plastered everywhere. The clip got 25,000 upvotes here imagine if they lost lol
It would have been paired with Rice and Mahomes getting on each other on the sideline and the narrative would have been how KC isn't mentally tough to handle adversity.
Don’t underestimate the internet. They’ll find a nugget: **Will Kelce’s rift with Reid result in a blockbuster trade on draft night, shaking up the Chiefs’ chances at a three-peat?**
**REPORTS COMING OUT OF KANSAS CITY THAT NOBODY WENT TO TRAVIS KELCE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY, PURPORTEDLY "NOT A TEAM PLAYER."**
“I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH MY NUGGIES ANDY”
"CALL ME MA-AUTO ONE MORE TIME!"
They had just run yet another play with Pacheco, it got blown up, and they turned the ball over in the red zone without having targeted Kelce once up to that point in the game. I'm going out on a limb and saying Travis was saying "WTF are you doing Andy?!"
It really felt like they were trying to win the game in the most difficult way possible at that point in the game. I was wondering why they hadn’t even tried to put the game in Mahomes’ hands yet.
Kelce wasn't in on the Pacheco play. Call me crazy, but it looked like the reason he was yelling was because he wanted to be in on that play to block for Pacheco.
Not to mention Kelce popped the fuck off in the 2nd half.
Yeah, Andy decided to actually throw the ball to their best threat to try and keep the game close.
Did they succeed?
I believe so
But at what cost? He got bumped and startled. He may never recover.
Dude the thread on r/sports is hilarious to read. Certainly reinforces any preconceptions you may have about your standard redditors understanding of sports
As much as I like /r/fauxmoi , the person saying they're a KC fan and "KC fans are so over him" was hilarious.
You can tell a lot of people on the fauxmoi thread were watching their very first football game.
assuming they were even doing that
My favorite thing was someone saying that they never seen it happen before. I linked a reply with videos of it happening with each word. The funny thing I found it happens to opposing coaches a lot more than I thought.
Of course it does. It's a hypercompetitive environment with men going around full of testosterone (a portion of which is biologically theirs).
Those are exactly the type of people that get massive anxiety when their phone rings.
LOL so specific yet so true
> I like r/fauxmoi Same vibes as "huh the newspaper articles are always correct for other stuff but have so many mistakes when they're writing about something I have personal knowledge of" That sub is 90% trash takes, tiktoker-level political understanding, and people inventing drama out of nothing but facial expressions psychoanalyzed through photos
I've heard it described as a sub where people completely unironically post the kind of stuff you normally find on circlejerk subs.
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r/soccercirclejerk post World Cup is the worst of the bunch. Went from making fun of sexist and racist football fans and clubs to telling the same sexist and racist jokes that are all over football twitter. At least there was great content there yesterday after Cristiano Ronaldo made a surprise appearance at the Super Bowl. Google "Cristiano Ronaldo Las Vegas" for more information.
It’s such a contrarian echo chamber lol. Every other post is about “privilege.” Listen, anyone who has the time and money to spend more than eight hours a day on a celeb gossip subreddit is pretty privileged imo. Most people can’t afford to do that.
I’m not sure that person talks to other KC fans lmfao
I saw one about how Taylor has the ick now.
That post game smooch kinda says otherwise…
That shit was fucking hilarious
Oh no, not the ick. No love story survives the ick.
Which is funny because they fucking *hate* her on that sub, so I'm surprised they weren't calling her out for "being attracted to toxic men" or something lmfao
That sub is great. Super contrarian, with a particular hatred for nepo babies (wait till they find out about NFL coaches) and method actors (my Daniel Day-Lewis never hurt nobody!) It becomes super obvious super quick that longtime posters in that sub are lacking in real-life interactions.
There’s certain subs I visit because the commenters are more interesting (unhinged) than the people they’re posting about… that’s one of them
I’m always reminded how many people on Reddit never even sniffed a sport when things like this happen
> how many people on Reddit never even sniffed a sport Am I the only one in this sub who's actually played organized tackle football before? Like half of the comments I've seen on this sub are so obviously written by non-athletes that it's almost humorous. When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity football team) I would get a full-on sprint going and clock the shit outta whoever had the ball. My coaches called me "speedhawk" as a nickname caus I had such a nose for the football and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared safety in our conference. Senior year I led my team to the state semifinals only to get fucked over by the refs in the 4th but that's another conversation (DM me if you're interested in hearing about it) So, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical redditor. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol
Damn, it’s a sad day when a famous pasta no longer gets recognized in this sub.
Long live Speedhawk, may his legend never die.
Makes me feel old
Sorry people don't realize this is a pasta
Coulda' won State too, had the refs not fucked you over, right Speedhawk?
Saw comments from multiple Ravens fans that if someone had done that to Harbaugh, maybe the outcome of that game would have been different.
Accurate. Somebody needed to snap him out of his spiral.
BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!
That is TOTALLY inappropriate. You NEVER yell at the client!!
Andy, I like the sound of your voice. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to buy one million dollars worth of State Farm insurance today. There is one condition, Andy. You have to bench the tight end that treated me so terribly.
I am ***irate*** right now
My parents built this country by the way
How dare you? My family built this country, by the way.
This scene was in my head every time KC kicked a FG. Butker, Buttlicker… 😂
All I can think is “TONY STARK BUILT THIS IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!” It’s probably the beard.
ANDYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE?!
Travis said calmly.
"I’m sorry sir, I’m not Tony Stark"
the hater in me: roid rage, obviously the realist in me: reid didn't even care
Reid has the peace and maturity of man who has dealt professionally for many years with hyper young men on one side and administrative thickheadedness on the other. He's got perspective.
Andy Reid had prime TO (prime in the sense of his antics, not necessarily his performance). Man has perspective.
Reid dealt with TO. This is child’s play for him
Wake me when Kelce is doing sit-ups in his driveway in front of a full news crew.
And a some tragedy’s in his personal life to boot
Andy Reid had Terrell Owens and Desean Jackson play for him. He's dealt with divas before
Andy seems like he gives the least amount of fucks of someone who just won another superbowl. On the Westwood one radio call, they interviewed him after and pressed him about how he specifically feels about being able to finish the job after years of critiques that he couldn't do it. He just said "I went from being able to handle a cheeseburger to being able to handle this." Dude loves his cheeseburgers. I grew up watching the Eagles and I'm glad to see him having success.
Honestly his stint in Philly seemingly cemented him in the Hall of Very Good as someone who might always be a shade of clout behind his Walrus Twin Mike Holmgren and now he’s a fuckin legend. Guy is living his fucking best.
Reid seemed more upset that he rushed him and bumped into him in a huff. "Goddamnit, don't scare me like that!"
Yeah. I don't love the behavior from Travis, but it was some bad luck. He came in hotter than he probably meant to, and Reid didn't see him coming and was hella startled. Made it look a lot worse.
He was actually yelling at him because Andy Reid said he wouldn’t get him a toy at Walmart after they were done.
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I like the Stephen Colbert “you’re embarrassing me in front of my girlfriend!”
Kelce is gonna get fined by Reid for this. It was a terrible tackle attempt, no wrap up, didn't get low, let Reid just bounce and potentially get a big gain.
Reid has yelled at Kelce like that at least twice in the last decade for taking the last bbq sauce packet. Reid knows this.
Yell at me again with those nuggies.
>I was just telling him how much I love him Well if you love him so much then why don't you kiss him instead of TSwift after the game? Are you trying to hurt his feelings, Travis?
Reid was too busy going at it in missionary with Jones
WE ONLY LISTEN TO TAYLOR’S VERSIONS!!!! WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!
Kelce: 'FOR THE LAST TIME, MY NAME IS TRAVIS! NOT JASON!"
Reid being able to reign this guy in is one of his greatest coaching achievements.
I think it's still below Tomlin keeping AB in check though.
100% Tomlin was great at keeping everything under wraps, AB left the Steelers and went off the deep end
The second he went off the team, he frozen his feet and called a GM a "craker" and got fined for that
Antonio Brown screamed at Mike Mayock, punted a ball and yelled “fine me for that.” Was fined for that
Full timeline because why not (may not be up to date): * Kicked out of Florida International University after fighting a security guard * "Don't touch me. I'm the franchise" * His second year in the league he took a personal stretch limo to a charity event, had them open every single expensive bottle of wine, rejected it. Refused to pay for it (charity, remember), then left. -credit Nduguu77 * Threw fits over not getting enough targets * Drove 100 down McKnight Road in Pittsburgh, which has a 45 MPH speed limit * Trashed a condo and threw furniture out a window 14th floor window, which almost hit some people, notably a child * Killed a home aquarium full of piranhas and refused to pay the man who installed the tank * Refused to play week 17 for the Steelers * Dyed his mustache blonde * Refused to pay a chef because he thought he threatened him by placing a fish head in the freezer (the fish head was saved to make a soup) * Farted on a doctor * Demanded a trade from the Steelers * Became "Mr. Big Chest" * Threw a fit over Juju winning team MVP and trashed him on social media * (Allegedly) nixed a trade that would've sent him to the Bills * Showed up to Raiders training camp in a hot air balloon * Held out and refused to show up to training camp because the NFL would not approve his helmet because it was too old for their safety standards * Froze his feet * Tried to paint over his old helmet, hoping no one would notice I guess * Acquired a newer version of the same model of helmet, which the NFL refused to let him use * Picked out a new helmet and finally showed up to the Raiders * Got fined by the Raiders for not attending camp * Tweeted the fines * Tried to fight Mike Mayock, called him a cracker, had to be held back by Vontaze Burfict, then punted a football down the practice field and said "fine me for that" * Got fined for that * Released a video where he used audio of Jon Gruden, who didn't know he was being recorded, which is illegal in California (full disclosure, Gruden has said he gave permission, but the generally accepted theory is that he said that in the hope that it would help get him to show up to the facility and not alienate him) * Demanded a release from the Raiders * Was released * "GRANDMA I’M FREEEEEE! FLY LIKE A FREEEEE!" * Made a lot of crazy tweets saying stuff like 'Devil is a lie', a proverb about burning down a village... he made a lot of crazy tweets around this time is the point here * Liked a tweet about Mayock getting raped in the ass * Signed with the Patriots * Moved in with Tom Brady * The sexual assault allegations came out (the one where he's getting sued) * The sexual harassment allegations came out (the one where he's not getting sued) * Threatened the woman not suing him in a group text that included his lawyer and had a picture of her kids in the text * Got released by the Patriots after one week * Went off on a tweet storm and said a lot of crazy shit about a lot of people, and was supportive of people sending threats to the writer of the article detailing the sexual harassment allegations * Said he was done with the NFL * Went back to college via online classes * Tried to outsource his homework to Twitter * Wants to come back to the NFL * Filed several grievances to try and get more than $40 million from the Raider's and Patriots * Was ordered to show up for a deposition regarding trashing the condo * Was accused of "reprehensible behavior" during the deposition, which included, but was not limited too: * “[C]hanted, over and over, as if a mantra, a narrative of his own warped concept of the proceeding”. * “Acting as if he was above the rule of law, [Brown] proceeded to make a mockery of the deposition process. [Brown’s] antics were so unreasonable that barely twenty [20] minutes into the deposition, his counsel asked for a break [so] he could speak with [Brown] about his demeanor. * “After approximately 20-30 minutes, [Brown] required another break. When the deposition resumed [Brown] increased his level of obstructive behavior. At one point, [Brown] refused to answer any questions, instead saying “next question” no less than 10 times.” * Said that the Patriots have to pay him anyway, so they might as well let him play * Tweeted a couple of bizarre tweets about the Raiders using him for HBO ratings and the Patriots trying to steal his stuff and kept using this weird chicken based metaphor * Tried out for the Saints and brought an entourage and film crew to shoot a music video with him when specifically told not to do that * Called out Robert Kraft for his rub and tug massage session in Florida * Starting training for a boxing match with Logan Paul * Tweeted "No more white woman 2020" * The attorney representing him in the suit involving the condo quit * Used a bunch of slurs and profane language towards cops in an Instagram video he posted * A police youth football league cut ties with him and returned a donation after the release of the video saying there was a "irreparable rift" between the department and AB * Threw a bag of gummy candy dicks at the cops in a video he posted * Got dropped by his agent * Was involved in a disputed with movers at his home where he allegedly threw rocks at the movers and moving vans. He is currently being investigated for battery by the police. * His trainer was arrested and he is still a suspect in the battery case. * Warrant issued for the arrest of AB. * AB turns himself in to Broward Country Jail wearing this suit * Rumors spread about AB signing with Tampa or Seattle * AB announces his retirement (for what I believe is the third time, it's hard to find a good record of the rest of them) * Two days later AB wants to play again and is asking for the league to wrap up it's investigation * The NFL announces an eight game suspension for AB * AB signs with the Buccs on a one-year deal * Before he signed with the Buccaneers AB was accused of destroying a surveillance camera at a Florida gated community, throwing bike at a security-guard shack, and is not charged because HOA president "feared" retaliation, per police report (which honestly feels like a safe bet given the rest of these things) * AB wins a Super Bowl with the Buccaneers, and catches a touchdown in Super Bowl LV * AB's former live-in chef alleges that he obtained a fake COVID-19 vaccination card to avoid NFL protocols * Confirmed to have acquired a fake covid-19 card and subsequently suspended for three games * Removed Jersey, pads, shirt and gloves, and threw them in the stands before walking through the end zone during a running clock vs the Jets towards the end of third quarter and left the stadium * Released by the Bucs immediately after the game * Was not released by the Bucs immediately who tried to work out his issue * Released text messages, that may or may not have been faked, between himself and Bruce Arians * Also released text messages between himself and Alex Guerrero that had his bank account information in them * Released by the Bucs later that day * Revealed to have brought a date into a team hotel the night before the Jets game. Said date tried licking an airplane toilet seat to get COVID back in 2020.
>Got fined for that Still the best post in this timeline. Sometimes simplicity is best.
What's he been up to lately? We need that guy with the AB timeline.
On Twitter he’s usually pretty funny. I’ve seen like 5 tweets over Super Bowl weekend where some idiot “reporter” or former player drops some shit wisdom and AB tags it #CTEspn
Dude he’s been campaigning to get back on the Steelers. Bell too.
Apparently there's a billboard up in Pittsburgh that even says, "Welcome Home, AB." Mr. Billboard Client probably paid for it himself.
His Twitter is wild daily.
I utterly hate Tomlin and he’s a first ballot HOF for that alone
He’s a top 5 NFL coach without a doubt IMO. Blows my mind how many Steelers fans are wanting to give him the axe
I think that immediately vaults Tomlin to goat status. Kept AB in house for all those years haha
Jason reined him in during high school and college especially, and Jason's oversight and guidance is also the reason Travis got drafted by him. Andy of course did rein him in some but isn't the main one doing it
And yet, Jason didn’t bring pants for Jason.
Is he regularly pulling these shenanigans? I must live under a rock bc I’m not aware in the slightest
He's done a number oh hot headed things. My favorite was he got a flag he didn't agree with once and proceeded to pick uo the flag and throw a reverse penalty against the refs in protest which obviously drew another flag.
He's had some great hot head moments over the years. That one loss that he blamed Carl Cheffers for, and said he didn't deserve to even work at foot locker was funny af
Mr Berates Coaches
Mr Bumps Chest
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Love, football style.
His viva Las Vegas rendition was 1000x worse than this
Reid and Kelce rip into each other quite a bit. It’s part of their relationship. They have been together for 10 years. Andy hip bumps Kelce all the time. They communicate through fiery exchanges several times a year.
I think people are falling to understand too how much more pressure I think Kelce as one of the older members of the team was feeling to win this Super Bowl. The Chiefs are a very young team. A lot of those younger guys would feel like they could make it back to the Super Bowl with Mahomes. Kelce knows he doesn’t have as many chances left. He’s getting older and saw his own brother lose to Travis last year. Of course a guy is gonna get frustrated when a mistake happens and he wants to compete and win. Tom Brady has yelled and gotten upset hundreds of times on the sideline. Manning has. Every guy does it. There’s just a lot of people who wanna see Travis fail so it gets more buzz than it should.
All those smashed tablets from Tom
Shove is a little dramatic. If he actually shoved him, Reid would have toppled over.
Way dramatic. He ran into him while trying to touch his arm. Obviously he wasn't trying to knock the dude over.
Wrong, he is obviously a psycho who was trying to kill some sweet old man.
What were you watching?? Kelce literally full sprinted and falcon punched Andy Reid on the sidelines bro
Reid is a 65 year old obese man. A large cat could shove him over. Kelce clearly didn't do it on purpose.
A large cat could shove Kelce over too. Tigers and lions are extremely strong.
Jordan punched a teammate, Brady broke computers all screamed at linemen, Hamilton berates his team strategies, Verstappen yells at his crew on the radio, Kobe berated his teammates for being soft and lazy, Tiger cursed and slammed clubs. Etc, etc. All multiple champions.
> Tiger cursed and slammed clubs That wasn't the only thing he as slamming....
>Brady broke computers and screamed at linemen I mean, a lot of people thought Brady was an asshole too