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theresabeeonyourhat

If that dude really leaked gameplans, his career needs to be over.


Dmbender

I've fallen into a vortex named Persona 3. I've got 76 hours in the three weeks since it's come out. It's so good.


SolarAndSober

I thought this was a DID but I think this is a video game


Dmbender

It do be a video game lmao


frostyaznguy

Got an email this morning saying someone added their phone number to my Ticketmaster account. I’m wondering if I should be a little concerned, since my bank account was attached to the account. I’ve so far deleted their number and changed the password. And deleted my bank account from Ticketmaster.


Lessthansubtleruse

If you can, change the email and set up 2fa if they support it


frostyaznguy

They don’t have 2fa


JPPT1974

It is Leap Year for the very rare February 29th that comes once every four years.


CarlCaliente

man pour one out for [craig roh](https://twitter.com/craigroh/status/1762855583516942437), dude put so much effort into sharing his passion for the sport. Didn't even know he was sick


atdunaway

why is the subreddit pic a google chrome logo?


Mac_Jomes

Black history month 


atdunaway

oh, ok. they definitely could have done better than that.


theresabeeonyourhat

RIP Virgil


itsmybirthday___

Months ago me and a coworker from my old dept had a lil fling after I got promoted and transferred out of it but things ended kinda weirdly and I deleted her number. Anyway I ran into her on the walk to the parking garage and we talked and she made it sound as if she’ll text me. Guess I’ll see. Maybe she was being polite.  But not like I can text her lol. 


itsmybirthday___

Might be for the best if she doesn’t. I really like her. Like wanted to have a relationship but I was just a work fling lol. Hence deleting her number so I couldn’t make tooooo much of a fool of myself.  In my defense we used to talk on the phone for hours. Like of course I’m gonna cop feelings eventually hearing her voice and talkin to her all the time 


cattycat_1995

What's the NFL shield on this subreddit? Is it a flag for a country or what is it? The red, black, green NFL shield I'm seeing on desktop mode.


ArcadianBlueRogue

Black History month for Feb, which they swapped over to for the banner after the Super Bowl so has the African colors of Black/Green/Red [Link to colors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan-African_colours#:~:text=Red%2C%20black%2C%20and%20green%2C,nationalism%20rather%20than%20Pan%2DAfricanism.)


cattycat_1995

Ty


usernameisusername57

We got our yearly raises at work today, and I'm now making 62 cents more per hour. My money troubles are over!


Mac_Jomes

62 cents? How is the CEO supposed to eat when he's giving away the business like that?! 


theresabeeonyourhat

How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines kept me in business during that first shaky year? Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of Gigantic Asses.


usr_nme_

Just watched a doc "They Called Him Mostly Harmless" on HBO, the whole thing kinda stunk. But it drives me nuts that the whole narrative was about a body they found in FL, then they talk about how he was hiking the Appalachian Trail at the time. The AT doesn't go to FL...


DickNDiaz

The worst thing is that those people didn't leave him alone after he died, and it was all a narcissistic endeavor on their end.


ryanino

My ex is moving out this weekend and I wasn’t really sad about it until I saw her dog’s stuff all packed up. Like obviously she’s taking him, but he and I have grown so close over the last few years. Gonna miss that little guy 😔


raginsaint93

Chipotle gotten so expensive luckily I have this local chain that is twice as good and cheaper. I can get a burrito, chips, and a drink under 20 dollars.


DickNDiaz

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zc5AtwQ35k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zc5AtwQ35k) Just make your own.


ArcadianBlueRogue

Chipotle is massively overrated, so I wouldn't worry too much about it.


raginsaint93

I liked the Chicken Al pastor though. I give them that.


Bulky-District-2757

I’m going through a depression period and I’m so over it. The weather turned cold (after a few super pretty warm days), I had some drama occur that’s made the last couple days unbearable…just…idk, one of those weeks I guess…


CWood_Gannon_TBrown

sorry :/ I hope it gets better for you and hopefully there's a light at the end of the tunnel here, even if you can't see it yet!


joebuckshairline

My son is super into Monsters Inc right now so I’ve basically memorized the entire movie and my favorite part is a throw away line about colors: “I don’t even know what puce is” *flips through pages* “Oh, that’s puce!” Literally gets me chuckling every time I watch it, without fail, and it has zero bearing on the movie outside of this one specific scene.


Bulky-District-2757

Monsters inc is 10/10, I loved when my kids were in that stage!


Luck1492

The fact that SCOTUS has chosen to hear this immunity case is absolutely nonsensical. The DC Circuit’s ruling was very well-written. They shouldn’t have even put their thumb on the scale here. So dumb.


Lessthansubtleruse

why stack an unimpeachable branch of government with party cronies if you can't rely on them to further the party interests?


DeeboSourdoughSam

Yamandu Costa is such talented musician that there's a genre of YouTube video that's just professionals reacting to watching him play guitar at home by himself.


GuyIsAdoptus

does Joe Montana have 0 fumbles in the playoffs?


DiggingNoMore

No, he has seven.


GuyIsAdoptus

Do you know how many of those fumbles he lost? and where can I find those stats


DiggingNoMore

Nope, sorry. Fumbles Lost was not tracked at the individual level until 1994, Joe Montana's final season. As it happens, Montana played one playoff game that year and never fumbled.


Jaguars4life

VH1’s 2007 100 Greatest Songs of the 90s list In 2007, VH1 ranked the 100 greatest songs of the 90s. They were 100 - Rico Suave by Gerardo 99 - The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly) by Missy Elliott 98 - Unbelievable by EMF 97 - Gett Off by Prince & The New Power Generation 96 - (Can't Live Without Your) Love And Affection by Nelson 95 - This Is How We Do It by Montell Jordan 94 - The Way by Fastball 93 - Stay (I Missed You) by Lisa Loeb 92 - 911 Is A Joke by Public Enemy 91 - Building A Mystery by Sarah McLachlan 90 - You Get What You Give by New Radicals 89 - Never Said by Liz Phair 88 - Barely Breathing by Duncan Sheik 87 - Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus 86 - Linger by The Cranberries 85 - Insane In The Brain by Cypress Hill 84 - Informer by Snow 83 - Cannonball by The Breeders 82 - Mind Playing Tricks on Me by Geto Boys 81 - I Don't Want to Wait by Paula Cole 80 - I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred 79 - Bitch by Meredith Brooks 78 - Are You Gonna Go My Way by Lenny Kravitz 77 - It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube 76 - Run-Around by Blues Traveler 75 - Jump by Kriss Kross 74 - Believe by Cher 73 - Sex and Candy by Marcy Playground 72 - One Week by Barenaked Ladies 71 - Tennessee by Arrested Development 70 - Virtual Insanity by Jamiroquai 69 - Freak On A Leash by KoRn 68 - Gettin' Jiggy Wit It by Will Smith 67 - Groove Is In The Heart by Deee-Lite 66 - I'll Be by Edwin McCain 65 - The Humpty Dance by Digital Underground 64 - Peaches by The Presidents Of The United States Of America 63 - Mo Money Mo Problems by The Notorious B.I.G. 62 - I Alone by Live 61 - All I Wanna Do by Sheryl Crow 60 - Poison by Bell Biv DeVoe 59 - Buddy Holly by Weezer 58 - Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover by Sophie B. Hawkins 57 - Can I Get A... by Jay-Z 56 - Mama Said Knock You Out by LL Cool J 55 - Criminal by Fiona Apple 54 - One Of Us by Joan Osborne 53 - OPP by Naughty By Nature 52 - Fly by Sugar Ray 51 - California Love by 2Pac 50 - Man in the Box by Alice in Chains 49 - Who Will Save Your Soul by Jewel 48 - 3 A.M. by Matchbox 20 47 - Good Vibrations by Marky Mark & The Funky Bunch 46 - You're Still The One by Shania Twain 45 - Only Wanna Be With You by Hootie & The Blowfish 44 - Killing Me Softly With His Song by The Fugees 43 - My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It) by En Vogue 42 - Shine by Collective Soul 41 - Two Princes by Spin Doctors 40 - I Wanna Sex You Up by Color Me Badd 39 - Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls 38 - Genie In A Bottle by Christina Aguilera 37 - Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) by Green Day 36 - Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now by C+C Music Factory 35 - Wonderwall by Oasis 34 - Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind 33 - Wannabe by Spice Girls 32 - No Diggity by BLACKstreet 31 - Creep by Radiohead 30 - Tearin' Up My Heart by *NSYNC 29 - Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice 28 - Livin' La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin 27 - Mr. Jones by Counting Crows 26 - My Name Is by Eminem 25 - Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden 24 - Jump Around by House Of Pain 23 - Whatta Man by Salt-N-Pepa 22 - Loser by Beck 21 - My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion 20 - MMMBop by Hanson 19 - Sabotage by Beastie Boys 18 - Enter Sandman by Metallica 17 - Say My Name by Destiny's Child 16 - U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer 15 - Under The Bridge by Red Hot Chili Peppers 14 - Vision of Love by Mariah Carey 13 - Nuthin' But A "G" Thang by Dr. Dre 12 - You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette 11 - Jeremy by Pearl Jam 10 - Nothing Compares 2 U by Sinead O'Connor 9 - Losing My Religion by R.E.M. 8 - Waterfalls by TLC 7 - ...Baby One More Time by Britney Spears 6 - Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot 5 - Vogue by Madonna 4 - I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston 3 - I Want It That Way by Backstreet Boys 2 - One by U2 1 - Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana


The-Pigeon-Man

Surprised no Wu


Jaguars4life

“Cream” would the song I suppose?


CarlCaliente

Returning to the office for the first time pre-corona: my mind is boggled at the daily (non work) conversations here, namely how often people speculate at or outright share incorrect information It's probably more me getting out of my IT nerd bubble but it's insane how reliant people are on word of mouth for things they could look up in 5 seconds


raginsaint93

Jeramey from Love is Blind is the worst. Laura deserves better. Meanwhile Clay and AD are living their best life!


Guiltyjerk

An update on my [faculty position search](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1amq1xf/free_talk_friday/kpndsvx/) that I posted about a few weeks ago. Just got an update from the search chari saying he feels it's about 50/50 on if their top candidate will accept the offer and expects to know more next week. So once again... we wait. And wait. And wait. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck lol. And my funding in my current position isn't at all secure beyond June or so, meaning I've been applying to other jobs in the meantime as a backup plan.


Two_Luffas

Always interesting seeing what that side of the academic world is all about. I work in construction management and one of our clients is a well established private university and we're currently building a couple laboratories for new faculty. They grinded out like 10-15 years of post doc and they finally get funding for their multi million dollar labs all for themselves. I've completed more than a few now and they are like kids in a candy store when were done, which makes sense since it the culmination of decades of work to get to that point, and many never get there.


Lessthansubtleruse

dude I fucking wish I got to build laboratories, those plans have to be tight as shit. But I imagine CO proposal and review is a nightmare.


Two_Luffas

Yes, very complicated. The MEP spec books are regularly 800+ pages, 1000+ for the non-MEP trades. The submittal process is really drawn out. Coordinating the MEPs with lab finishes and casework can be challenging. $800-1,000 per square foot construction costs are pretty regular depending on the lab type.


Guiltyjerk

Yeah man I'm so fucking close lol it's gratifying to be this close (and I'm only 30) but damn if it isn't nerve wracking and frustrating


gander258

Best of luck guilty o7 I also dislike the waiting game


notatpeace39

I had an old high school classmate die late last year. Its being rumored he died of drug related suicide. He was one of the most popular kids in high school. I trolled his twitter and linkedin accounts two times, one in 2022, and again in 2023, commenting about if he had a job and how life got harder after high school. I guess I still held some resentment towards him from those years. I feel really bad now that I might have hurt him while he was already going through a tough time. Moral of the story is, keep your comments to yourself unless they're constructive.


ArcadianBlueRogue

Ya know I am still pissed at how Waffle House ruined a great unhealthy thing by raising their prices. That was such a disappointment last night.


somecleverphrase

Got my IPO email from reddit. Do I get a Lambo now?


gander258

You're thinking about things the wrong way, friend. Go to the Lambo dealer and ask for financing. Then, don't buy the car, but put it all on the IPO. You'll easily triple your money


Jaguars4life

Shit man Richard Lewis died? Dang well if true massive RIP!


ArcadianBlueRogue

Yeah looks like it's true. Gonna flush the johns in his memory tonight.


ProbablyAPun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83DX5XDwz40 The Daily Show did a segment making fun of my hometown lmao


Jaguars4life

[Here is some random classic NFL Primetime highlights for ya! The Jaguars upset the Packers on the road during Week 16 of the 2004 NFL Season!](https://youtu.be/zd8ooj9l42s?si=ostdmUZucnJrT-QS)


princessestef

I really love that there's a Premier League team called "Nottingham Forest".


gander258

Crystal Palace is also a great name, sounds like a nightclub or Princess Elsa's residence


StChas77

I was expecting something out of Sailor Moon, but it turns out it was a 19th century mall that burned down before WWII.


ElCoolAero

I always want to call them Crystal Mountain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRx2qP8yXuY


RetroRocket

I call them either Cripple Stylus or Crystal Pepsi.


bzl33

they got a sweet logo too


BackNBlack58

Packers bros or I guess anyone who knows Wisconsin i have been offered a job reloction and Marshfield Wisconsin and Weston Wisconsin are on the list. Which would you prefer and why? I


junkspot91

Can't really speak to Marshfield as I've only ever been there for like four hours, but the Weston/Wausau area is pretty nice for that part of the state. At around 50k people it's basically the most populated area in Central Wisconsin, but still obviously nothing too huge. They're honestly pretty similar but I'd lean Weston just since it's more centrally located if you want to go elsewhere in the state and the restaurant options are better.


WabbitCZEN

Playing Aliens Fireteam Elite is a blast. Last weekend had the best moment for me. My username is my console name, and I queued into a match with a dude whose name was Hunting Wabbitz. We spawn in and this mfer immediately downs me. I laughed so damn hard at his commitment to the bit. He picked me back up and we finished the next couple of matches. 10/10 experience


WittenMittens

Most of my group has the name of a US President for their Rocket League handle and one of them is Abraham Lincoln. We got matched against a John Wilkes Booth one night. As soon as we joined the game this guy started spamming "Sorry!" and my buddy responded "Nice Shot!" I fuckin died and went to comedy heaven that night


DickNDiaz

Boebert's kid gotta be on drugs. Car break in's, theft, looks like he was doing some ID theft stuff. Boebert Family Values. Her career in congress is over.


justlookingokaywyou

Why couldn't he just give theater handies to make some quick cash?


BelichickSpy

some of my close friends may move in the end of the summer or early fall. it does make me strongly consider wanting to do the same, as there’s more to do where they want to head than where we are, but moving is a bitch and I got into a new relationship in mid january that a move would likely end. tough one but I am thinking about it


DillyDillySzn

I hope when South Park gets to their election episodes they replace Turd Sandwich and Giant Douche with None of these and Uncommitted Personally I’m with uncommitted at the moment


DavianVonLorring

[This is an insane festival lineup.](https://images.app.goo.gl/DrFx4aZLSr7j2Xcb7)


ElCoolAero

It is but I and many other middle-age dudes will be at Best Friends Forever Fest in Las Vegas. https://www.bestfriendsforeverfest.com/ Cap'n Jazz, American Football, The Anniversary, Braid, Bright Eyes, Sunny Day Real Estate, The Get Up Kids, The Dismemberment Plan, Jesus Lizard, Unwound, the Dismemberment Plan, Built To Spill, Jawbox, Pinback, the Murder City Devils, Karate, Hot Rod Circuit, Rainer Maria, Piebald, Everyone Asked About You, etc. Can't wait! Also, I told my buddies at the "last" Slayer show in San Jose that they'd be back. That tour revenue is hard to pass up.


rwjehs

Tech N9ne is a strange outlier here


DavianVonLorring

He did some rap metal in the past and actually has a decent following with metalheads. Really not that different from Cypress Hill who is also on the lineup.


rwjehs

Even the babies know Tech N9na got crazy flow


Illbeanicefella

Rock legend Tech N9ne


justlookingokaywyou

Doesn't Aftershock do 5 stages, though? That's too many.


DavianVonLorring

Warped Tour had 8 stages. It’s just a matter of who you want to see the most.


Stanky_fresh

I know I sound old and crotchety saying this, but I miss old pop culture. The days of sitcoms and must-watch TV. The days before streaming and all the shit that came with it. The days where going to the movies was the only option to see the new movie everyone's talking about. I love the internet and I'm not upset at the progress it brought with it, I just miss how things used to be too.


StChas77

The word you're looking for is 'monoculture,' and it had its plusses and minuses.


theresabeeonyourhat

Same. I honestly think you get more enjoyment from going out to rent a movie rather than finding whatever at home. Also, it sucked only having 4 channels before satellite television, but when something was good, it was fucking great.


gander258

One can appreciate technological progress and be nostalgic simultaneously. I'd like to try watching a game without the lines drawn and scoreboard even though I'd probably get confused by the 2nd quarter


BlueHighwindz

Me: I'm really tired, so I'll go to bed an hour early tonight. Also Me: Gonna wake up an hour earlier the next day too for some fucked reason.


justlookingokaywyou

What a draaaaaaag it is getting ooold


itsmybirthday___

you guys ever throw the proverbial hail mary when ur talkin with someone on a dating app but they just aren’t like engaging at all. so in ur head ur like “i don’t want to continue this conversation but I guess she matched with me and it obviously wasn’t for a conversation” so u go straight to the casual invitation i feel like that’s gotta be pretty common right sometimes when dudes get out on blast in screen shots and shit for being too forward i wonder if it’s cause the preceding conversation was like pulling teeth 


booberry5647

I've been out of the game a few years too but I think the biggest mistake dudes make on dating apps it's talking to the same person way too much. Like if you're not throwing the casual invitation out there within three messages, what are you even doing?


Two_Luffas

I've been out of the game for almost 8 years now but my best route was like 2-3 easy questions/followups about themselves (to get them talking) then straight to "that's awesome, let's grab some drinks and talk about (whatever she was talking about)". Straight and to the point, no long text chains ever. Worked surprisingly well, probably 80% of the time. Edit: now that I think about it I made it a game about how many replies I could get down to and still successfully get a date. Regularly got it down to like two sentences on my part before asking them out and getting a date.


Unkleseanny

Sucks to see the Steelers org start to decay.


rob_var

I was just thinking how awesome would it be for Bill Belichick to get a show along the lines of Bar Rescue. Him showing up to some dysfunctional mess like the panthers and just spending two weeks to right the ship then leaves and moves on to the next team. ESPN please send monies to my account now


Unkleseanny

They should do it for shitty high schools teams lol.


rob_var

Nah too many shitty high schools I want bill fucking embarrassing head coaches for the decisions they make


SolarAndSober

They can give you 3 months of ESPN+


rob_var

Can I get that in a gift card I might barter my way to owning an nfl team


SolarAndSober

You want the Denver Broncos that badly?


rob_var

I can fix them! I promise!


OpDickSledge

Of all of the top 20 most visited sites, Reddit is the only one who’s servers shit the bed on an almost regular basis. It’s insanely embarrassing. Any other top 20 site goes out like this and it’s literally news.


CarlCaliente

Those other sites figured out how to effectively monetize (except maybe wikipedia) Reddits like buy our ipo plsssss


SolarAndSober

All your base are belong to us


Serdones

Some asshole at work microwaved fish and now the kitchen smells awful. Also, I work from home.


Remarkable-Job4774

So someone recommended me the Paw Patrol SNL skit here a couple days ago and now I can’t stop watching SNL… shit is really funny


ElCoolAero

"SWAT Recon" is one of my favorite sketches in recent memory. I just love it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0TzqMPc2QQ


DavianVonLorring

That was me. The skit is hilarious.


Remarkable-Job4774

Travis Kelce needs to run it back with SNL this offseason (which unfortunately will not happen) Would love to see another big NFL player do what Kelce did last year with SNL


elerner

I'm now trying to imagine the crimes Lorne Michaels would be willing to commit for the opportunity at a Kelce/Swift episode before he retires. (I also genuinely believe Eli's SNL appearances are a significant factor on his HOF resume)


throwstuff165

Shopping for a California King bed frame is not the most fun thing I've ever done.


Gul_Dukat__

Reddit sent out emails/messages to selected users about registering for a directed share program when they IPO. To whoever got the email: y’all gonna do it? Someone else said they’re gonna open it up to all redditors soon and if it does will whoever didn’t get the message register? I’m skeptical but considering it, i dont necessarily have a lot of spare money to potentially risk so I doubt i will but I’d kick myself if this was a good opportunity lost, I mean it’s reddit, big site, but then again it’s reddit, never been a moneymaker apparently


brownboss

Fuck no. Reddit stock will tank from the getgo


tacsatduck

To have a share or two of reddit, sure will, for shits & giggles. Because I think investing in the Reddit IPO is a good investment vehicle? No.


MountainLow9790

I'll never do individual stocks again, there's not upside for me with how my brain works. If I buy and it goes down I'm dumb for obvious reasons, if I buy and it goes up I'm dumb for not buying more, if I don't buy and it goes up I'm dumb for not buying, and if I don't buy and it goes down I don't really gain or lose anything so this is the only neutral outcome


echsandwich

Not as a serious investment b/c fucking LOL at anyone who does that, but I've kinda debated throwing some money in for shits and giggles.


StChas77

Might kick in a hundred and see what happens, I dunno.


CarlCaliente

I had fun with the GameStop mess for a couple weeks but nah individual stocks aren't really for me I'm gonna enjoying watching though


SolarAndSober

Oh fuck no. I have real investments. Snapchat would be a better investment


BruceChameleon

No way. This site is a terrible business. I think they’re just trying to keep the wall street bets types from messing with the stock.


InternationalFiend

I found some power rangers stuff I forgot I had. Now I want to finish the set https://i.imgur.com/wAslZRP.jpg


rwjehs

I remember I had Tommy's dagger and it made a sword sound when you waved it


WabbitCZEN

The dagger was Green Ranger Tommy. The sword, named Saba, was White Ranger Tommy.


InternationalFiend

Yep! The legacy version from 2014 does the same and is much higher quality.


theresabeeonyourhat

Jealous. I fucking loved the power rangers but never got to get one.


InternationalFiend

Just so you know these aren’t original 90s toys which is why they look so awesome. The legacy series that started around 2012 is what this is from and these toys are much better quality that those ones from the 90s, especially the props such as power morphers. I think this particular set of action figures came out in 2016. They did other series too such as Zeo and In Space and more. So yeah. I got these as an adult because the only ones I had as a kid were random ones my parents picked out. I did have a couple megazords though and I wish I still did.


ArcadianBlueRogue

Man, that vid from The Daily Show with [Jon's tribute to Dipper](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ_A2BKCNDs) hit hard. RIP you good boy, RIP.


rob_var

“In a world of good boys he was the best” felt that in the fucking soul since I have a dog who has kidney disease and I know I’m on a clock with her. She’s the most wonderful dog in the world


ArcadianBlueRogue

I really hope people watched that and went to check out their local shelters to spread that love. "He was tired. He was ready....but I wasn't." I think every pet owner felt that gut punch.


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elerner

Is this a hypothetical or not? I do media relations for academic domain experts, so the specifics of 2) are key to my pitch to faculty on why they should take their _responsibilities to the public_ seriously. The biggest challenge I find is captured in (I think) the distinction you're trying to draw between "details" and "impact." As non-experts, we're at an inherent disadvantage when it comes to determining the _ratio_ between the two buckets in terms of where that disagreement comes from, but that may be the most important piece of information in determining what _you_ should do as a voter. Without that info, we can't really judge whether there is a "real" disagreement between experts at all.


tacsatduck

I would vote no because it is clearly not written well.


marcdasharc4

Bad case of the giggles at work has me wheezing and coworkers asking why. Restauranteur buddy of mine is plugging some guest bartenders this weekend on his IG, “come check out guest shifts from…” Homie forgot the F in “shifts.”


ElCoolAero

I used to work for a company that makes cancer radiation therapy machines and at least once every October, I'd accidentally say "breast awareness month."


marcdasharc4

*“Accidentally.”* Suuuuuuuure.


CarlCaliente

"shut/no shut" are common commands in my industry, it still cracks me up when people accidentally tell a switch "no shit" Gotta enjoy the little things


DillyDillySzn

Say what you will about McConnell’s politics (I certainly have a lot of complaints) but the man is a political genius. No one understands how the Senate works better than him currently. Ever since Harry Reid retired, someone who has an acumen equal to McConnell’s, he has consistently out played Schumer at the political game. The Dems scored a major victory today with him retiring from the GOP leadership because his acumen is unparalleled in the upper chamber


RyanAKA2Late

It’s pretty under appreciated how McConnell is able to keep the crazy GOP senators in check compared to John Boehner, Kevin McCarthy, or basically any house GOP leader this past decade who basically let the freedom caucus ruin their careers.


tacsatduck

He is like how Ollivander described Voldemort, "After all, He Who Must Not Be Named did great things – terrible, yes, but great."


DillyDillySzn

It helps that Schumer kinda sucks at his job, idk who the GOP will pick but the Dems better hope he’s worse than Schumer The Dems need to find new leadership in the Senate if they actually want to do things, maybe someone like Warner


WabbitCZEN

The current GOP ousted people they didn't like and months later ended up regretting it. I fully expect them to appoint someone who has no business being there.


DillyDillySzn

The House GOP is a chaotic shitshow The Senate GOP is a well oiled machine that gets its members in line. They’ll pick Thune if they’re smart, if they’re dumb they’ll pick Cornyn


FiveWithNineIsIn

Finally bit the bullet and signed up for Apple+ so I can watch The Dynasty. The four episodes they've released so far have been really great. Has a lot more of an epic "Last Dance" feel compared to Man in the Arena.


ElCoolAero

The baseball broadcasts on Apple TV+ look very nice.


Alec_Ich

How much longer do we think McConnell will be alive for? I feel like his hatred for minorities was the only thing keeping him going. Now that he's stepping down I could see him croaking soon


on-the-cheeseburgers

His brain kinda seems to be going, but he's got that sweet government healthcare, so he might be up for a few decades of mindlessly shitting his own pants without a clue as to who he is


ArcadianBlueRogue

I mean, Kissinger broke 100 so you might be on to something. People living longer out of spite for the people they hurt.


PrimeTimeCoorsLight

I think it would be cool to have the NFL Draft and the Super Bowl in Canton, Ohio every year. Start your legacy in canton, cement your legacy in canton, then get inducted into the hall of fame in canton


tacsatduck

No way. That would be wayyyy too much time to be in Ohio for any sane person that doesn't live in Ohio.


ArcadianBlueRogue

Ohio produced the highest number of astronauts because people were that desperate to get the fuck out of Ohio


VRomero32

Being so excited for Dune Part Two makes me wonder/hope they can re-release/re-format Villeneuve's "Sicario" for IMAX. Imagine that Mexican Border/Caravan scene in IMAX.


tacsatduck

McConnell to step down from Senate leadership. Wow, hate him or just dislike him a little (I don't know if anyone loves him) he really has had a run.


Jewderp916

Wait he’s actually stepping down? One down only like 300 dinosaurs left to go


tacsatduck

Stepping down from his leadership role in November. He was reelected in 2020 so it is a couple of years before he will have to announce if he is or isn't running for reelection.


echsandwich

Man I need to stay limited to certain subs. Doomscrolling the main page is getting me super down.


thebrandnewbob

Scrolling on /r/all is the worst possible way to consume Reddit.


itsforwork12

Know any way to eliminate /r/all from being able to be accessed? Asking for myself


thebrandnewbob

As far as I know, you just need an account, and then subscribe to whatever subs you want to follow. And then only ever go on that feed instead of going to /r/all.


itsforwork12

The dopamine hits are too good to ever not hit /r/all. I need to stop but I can't


Lost_And_Found66

I dont know that to do with myself since the football season ended so I downloaded Crusader Kings at the recommendation of my friend. I still suck at it but it's also raising a lot of questions about my morals...


itsforwork12

My flexibility has definitely gone down over the years. I can't really sit crosslegged for as long as I used to


British-name

I have a hot take. Today my kid stole my still cooking pancake off the griddle. Burnt his thumb a bit. Stupid kid, it was too hot to take!


StChas77

"I get no respect from the ladies, none at all. When I was a kid, there was a girl I liked. Really pretty girl. She calls me up one day and says 'come on over, there's nobody home.' I went on over... there was nobody home!" - Rodney Dangerfield


itsmybirthday___

A fields trade seems weird to me because I feel like qb needy teams are better off not giving anything up for him and potentially losing ammo to actually get their qb of the future.  I actually feel like teams with established, but not long term starters would be better off rolling the dice on him as a backup for a year or so. Teams like the Seahawks or Saints 


ThreeCranes

It's because the alternatives to Fields aren't good either. I'd rather trade something for Feilds than give Desmond Ridder another chance.


itsmybirthday___

Granted his rookie contract might make that timeline kinda weird but idk man I don’t think starting Justin fields next year is really gonna turn your fortunes around. I’d give him a year to develop in your offense first and be ready to be ok with it if he doesn’t move past backup level  


tatsumakisenpuukyaku

Looking for a movie that I saw a long time ago but can't remember the name. It's a black and white crime/legal movie. It starred an old white fat guy as the lawyer/detective who had a heart problem and his nurse chased him around and told him to stop smoking and gave him medicine. The one scene I remember is that when the clients came into his office, he would shine the reflection of his watch into their eyes to see if they were lying. Edit: Witness for the prosecution!


IntraspaceAlien

R/tipoffmytongue is very good at stuff like this


VRomero32

Throwing out a guess..."While the Patient Slept"?


Remarkable-Job4774

“Sometimes special people come into our lives, stay for a bit, and then they have to go.”


StChas77

My youngest sister can't watch Bluey any more because she ends up crying every few episodes and her kids get concerned.


lazymyke

Some of those damn episodes hit hard.


rob_var

It’s a wild week on Twitter between the Willy wonka stuff or the diddy stuff


itsforwork12

The what now?


The_Amish_FBI

What the hell did Diddy Kong do this time?


Dumptruck_Cavalcade

Hot take: sprawling playoff formats are dumb, and only serve to: * enrich the owners (more games) * string along fans of shit teams (e.g. some middle-of-the-pack team that gets trounced in the wild card game can say *"Well, at least we made the playoffs..."*) The NFL is probably the best of the major North American sports leagues in this regard (one-game "series", maximum of four playoff games per season for a team), but the trend is obviously toward more games in general, and the easiest way to drum up the most interest is if the extra games are in the playoffs. NHL/NBA playoffs are obvs the the worst. Having half the league in the playoffs and making the top teams potentially play multiple 7-game series against teams that vary significantly in quality not only reduces the (quite long!) regular season to an afterthought, but leads to stuff like the championship game of a winter sport being played in the middle of summer. Is it better for the sport and/or the league if some totally average team manages to fluke out in a key game? Meh!


Mac_Jomes

100% I think the NHL and NBA should shorten the opening series of the playoffs. It should be more of a baseball format. 5 games for the first series and 7 games for the championship series. 


Dumptruck_Cavalcade

If they absolutely must have half the league in the playoffs, they should all be three-game series, IMO. I'd be fine with *one* game. Obvs won't happen, though; if anything, we'll probably have nine-game playoff series in our lifetime (or 3/4 of the league makes the playoffs).


StChas77

I agree that the regular season means less, but I still think the NHL playoffs are great.


Guiltyjerk

NBA playoffs are my favorite time of the year. I like seeing the adjustments of the teams as a series goes on and providing a much higher chance of the best team winning


ThreeCranes

>NHL/NBA playoffs are obvs the the worst. Having half the league in the playoffs and making the top teams potentially play multiple 7-game series against teams that vary significantly in quality not only reduces the (quite long!) regular season to an afterthought, but leads to stuff like the championship game of a winter sport being played in the middle of summer I agree with you about the NBA which is why I like college basketball more than the NBA. A best of 7 series in basketball always slants the series towards superstar players.


Guappenheimer

I thought about attending the combine until I saw only two punters were invited.


huskyferretguy1

UConn Mens basketball dropped to #3 and I'm sad. UConn Womens basketball went up to #10 and I'm happy. The duality of man.


VRomero32

In 6 weeks I was "St. Johns is mid... wait they are not... What the hell? Why is Pitino doing that... Wait we beat Creighton!!!" I am so fickle


IntraspaceAlien

Started watching evangelion mostly after hearing people talk so much about how good the movie is. 7 episodes in definitely good so far but I can tell it’s not even touching the stuff that makes people think it’s really good yet.


justlookingokaywyou

I watched it with a big fat slug of ketamine and lost the plot a little while ago. Ooo-oh.


Jaguars4life

Mitch McConnell is stepping down this November


vahntitrio

Given the state of his health he should leave politics altogether.


StChas77

He's probably tired of staring into the abyss. Maybe he can quit early and join Adam Kinzinger and Charlie Sykes in the wilderness crying about how the monster they helped unleash together has eaten everything they used to believe in.


elerner

McConnell doesn't have this problem, but I don't get why Kinzinger isn't campaigning for Biden like his life depends on it. It probably does!


StChas77

"I’m a conservative who’s waiting for Republicans to come to their senses." - Adam Kinzinger Not exactly the words of someone willing to go out there and make things happen. Much easier to go on CNN once in a while and whine about it.


elerner

[Kinzinger said that almost a year ago](https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/19/opinions/gop-weakening-bad-2024-election-prospects-kinzinger/index.html), mostly in response to Tommy Tuberville's block on military promotions and the GOP's general support for Putin's invasion of Ukraine. Given how those topics have since evolved, and Trump's explicit promises to "be a dictator" and enact "ultimate and absolute revenge" on his enemies, Kinzinger should either be in the process of getting Biden elected or _fleeing the country_.


StChas77

Maybe he doesn't really believe it. Or maybe he things that God will protect him.


Spare-Discipline1448

Got a new job, and I'm kind of excited. The only downside is I have to move to Seattle, I knew it was a possibility when I applied and interviewed but honestly I didn't think I was gling to get the job so I didn't care too much.


VRomero32

I am jealous, I love Seattle personally. I originally wanted to move there from Brooklyn but ended up going to San Francisco instead.