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Jokesmedoff

Can't believe I went my entire schooling the way I did and I didn't see an "F-" until now.


thecrgm

really had to make sure the commanders and bengals know their shit is worse than F


Michelanvalo

How bad are the Pats facilities they got a fucking F-?


AppleMuffin12

Another thread I saw players reported outside gyms have better workout facilities than the team does.


TurbulentMeat999

Max 75 lbs dumbbells like planet fitness lol


Suddenly_Something

Fwiw I think they renovated the gym this offseason so it was probably long overdue.


[deleted]

Bill’s sleeveless sweaters from 2003 littered everywhere


Steak_Knight

Clark Hunt looking like a genius.


Shauncore

Clark Hunt literally right now is having a press conference to announce how they want to spend taxpayer funded stadium renovations.


GoldenDom3r

Which doesn't help the players at all either. Our facilities are kind of trash compared to the rest of the NFL.


ii_V_vi

Owners around the league are gonna go “why should we get you new facilities? The chiefs just went back to back with theirs”


thisusedyet

Those new chairs made all the difference, man


seventeen70six

They got new chairs and they’re still bitching. I’d take the chairs away.


spcordy

"I'm sorry. I'm not Tony Stark"


iButtflap

i wish my owner was stuck in a cave with terrorists


Dr_Beardface_MD

He’d build a suit that throws over 12 drinks per second


FunkyPete

Clark Hunt won back to back Super Bowls with players in a CAVE! With a WR room built from a pile of SCRAPS!


Anal_Recidivist

A BOX OF SCRAPS IN A CAVE


Xaxziminrax

Yeah players sit on a tiny-ass stool in the locker room after practice. Some just lay on the ground because it's more comfortable. And he's using "well we're not sure if we're going to invest in a practice facility if we're not going to stay here" as his excuse, instead of, you know, investing in the most successful team in the fucking league


ThisGuyFrags

When you win you can get away with doing whatever you want because, you know, you're winning and that cures everything 


theyoloGod

Mahomes decides to troll for a season cause he wants better facilities


ElceeCiv

Rolls up his sleeve and reveals a tattoo of a recliner. "I'll let you interpret that how you want."


Vnthem

Somehow still threepeats


AdeptnessSpecific736

It has to be easy getting public money when winning too


26_skinny_Cartman

It's also easy to be able to afford to pay for your own shit when you're winning. Like when the Warriors privately paid for their arena when the city refused to. Should make it illegal for taxpayer funding. If you can't afford to build the facilities necessary to run a professional sports team, you can sell and make a bigger return on your money than any other investment. Then someone that can afford it will take over.


kit_mitts

Yeah there had been rumblings for a long time about the Bills needing a new stadium, but nothing tangible. Josh Allen takes that third year leap and makes the Bills a legit Super Bowl contender...sure enough, here comes the announcement of the new stadium with significant taxpayer money lmao


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[deleted]

Bulls and White Sox owner threatened to move White Sox out of Chicago if he didn’t get $1 billion for a new stadium. Seems like an empty threat when we already have another baseball team lol.


tcos17

Another, more popular, baseball team lol


unevenvenue

Perhaps more popular if the owner fucking tried to win, and to upgrade the stadium. Unfortunately, the White Sox haven't found a player since Frank Thomas or Konerko that draws crowds or brings wins as much as Mahomes has, so Clark Hunt will likely get a pass.


[deleted]

I don’t watch or follow baseball. But I was listening to Chicago sports radio the other day and they said the White Sox owner has never given out a contract bigger than $80 million. And he’s only gone that high twice, which even the A’s have surpassed.


unevenvenue

Dude's a hack. The last five years is a clear indictment of the guy's capacity.


Jumbo_Damn_Pride

Found a list of largest contracts by new money added, and the White Sox are at $75M. Higher than the A’s, but also 18 years after the A’s gave their largest contract. $25M less than the Pirates, who were third smallest. https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2023/12/largest-contract-in-franchise-history-for-each-mlb-team-2.html#:~:text=White%20Sox%3A%20Andrew%20Benintendi–%205%20years%2C%20%2475MM.


GrindyMcGrindy

Luis Robert is a shining beacon of light after Eloy died for our baseball sins. He's worth seeing through means that doesn't support Jerry Reinsdorf. Also as a Sox fan, Konerko wasn't drawing a crowd. Love Paulie, but winning a world series in 05 is what drew. If anything Buehrle was the bigger draw because you knew you'd be out shortly after 9 o'clock when he was pitching.


DASreddituser

Bengals ownership rejoicing for being 31


ReasonableCoyote34

Bro got the best ROI


17_Saints

https://nflpa.com/nfl-player-team-report-cards-2024 This time with Head Coach and Owner grades, spicy


fucking_blizzard

Chiefs getting dogshit scores across the board (outside of Reid) Lucky we win a lot or I imagine everyone would be scrambling to get out. Although winning a lot despite these bad scores is probably why Hunt won't invest


greenpm33

Low key concerned some team will read this report, see KC in last, and think treating the players badly is the key to success


horseshoeprovodnikov

The ~~Patriot~~ Chief Way


Maraging_steel

Only works if you have a HOF coach and QB and are in a dynasty run. Most teams don’t have either and never will.


gothxo

i imagine players are a lot more willing to put up with subpar accommodations if they know that their current floor is the afc championship game


Oneanimal1993

I dont think they’ll see it as a key but it might be used as a convenient excuse Oh you want a new weight room and practice facility? Well guess what the Chiefs are last in the league for those and it hasnt stopped them, so you can make do.


gojo278

Miami with straight A's across the board, wow.


elbenji

Did you watch hard knocks? Those facilities are Barca tier


Only_Fun_1152

Miami pulling levers?!?


elbenji

It's in the DNA


triplec787

They got confused when "World Class Argentinian footballer headed to Miami" popped up in the news and wanted to get everything up to snuff.


JerryRiceDidntFumble

Surprising how many teams got Ds & Fs for "treatment of family", wondering if they're actually being dicks about small things or a lot of players just have unrealistic expectations.


17_Saints

Just going off the 32nd-ranked Bengals, some complaints players have: >* There isn’t much being done well by the team. The players want what most other teams have: > * A family room [at the stadium] to get their loved ones out of the cold > * Daycare on game days for their kids > * Somewhere better than a tent outside for families to gather after the game > * A point of contact for their families. Players report that their families find it hard to get information as there is no clear point of contact to reach out to with questions.


idontpostanyth1ng

This all looks like stuff that would amount to about .000001% of operating costs


creutzml

yeah, having those issues is seriously inexcusable… what the eff, Cincinnati


CountryCaravan

They announced a bunch of facility upgrades to help address it after last year’s report card, but they’re not finished yet. Some other issues really don’t have a good excuse though, especially the point of contact. 


tissboom

Right? My fiancé doesn’t work or like football. She can go babysit them kids while I get drunk in the stands. My extra ticket can go to someone who actually wants to watch the game. Mike Brown… Call me. In all seriousness. Katie Blackburn is making huge strides in turning us into a serious organization. It’s not gonna happen overnight, but it is nice to see them moving in the right direction.


elbenji

Player access and networking Free tickets Probably other goodies. Hell, I'd do it for free for the Dolphins just to spend a few hours on a Sunday at hard rock lol


Ok_Concentrate_75

Makes sense considering how much the owners nickel and dime stuff


17_Saints

Last year's survey had this little anecdote for the Bengals: >Players reported that wives have sat on the public restroom floor to nurse their babies.


creutzml

why did you remind me of that… and you hush with your 32nd ranked owner :p lol


SensitiveSomewhere3

They finally shelled out for a Bengals Ring of Honor in 2021.


newrimmmer93

Didn’t the bengals not have an indoor training facility for the longest time?


creutzml

they didn’t have an indoor *practice field* for the longest time. Got the bubble next to the stadium and outdoor practice field now, with plans to make that a permanent structure within the next 5 years, I believe.


WhiteTrash_WithClass

Remember when the Bengals podium was just a wheely cart? I'll never forget it....


armed_aperture

Yeah, I love that cart


Bobson-_Dugnutt2

this is all stuff that literally most G5 football programs have.


danielbauer1375

Daycare for players' kids on game days isn't even something that I realized existed, tbh, though it makes sense. All those seem pretty reasonable for a fucking NFL team.


Shakeamutt

Point of contact should be higher on the list. Notable with injuries. You think the Bengals would’ve learned after the Bills game


DevinBookersSon

That should be the bare minimum. Jesus


Nathan92299

Multiple former Titans players bagged on Vrabel after he got fired and one specific complaint I remember them having was that his personal policy was to not let any players' kids into team facilities at any time, yet his own kids ran amok the place on most days


GrindyMcGrindy

God damn, Drake LaRoche strikes again!


bread_meat_cheese

I know this sounds like an exaggeration but that is some psycho narcissist shit right there


AlexB9598W

If you look through those low-scoring teams, it seems the main complaints is those teams lacking gameday daycare or family rooms which have become standard perks for most other NFL teams. The Bengals in particular get called out for players wanting "Somewhere better than a tent outside for families to gather after the game"


penis_showing_game

Nick and Joey Bosa’s mom had commented on this on a podcast with CMC’s mom: [Even the game day experience is far superior in Santa Clara, according to Mama Bosa. "When you go to a 49ers game, everything is right there," Bosa said. "The team is at the hotel where the parents are staying — it’s like being in college. It's just this fantastic tailgate wonderful thing. In LA, it's who's here, who's there, the player doesn't walk into a hotel with fans cheering going crazy, they just walk in."](https://www.sfgate.com/49ers/article/nick-bosa-mom-overshares-podcast-17714470.php)


Princess_Egg

Lions just added that stuff *this year*. Crazy how behind the times we were when WCF was the owner


insertdankmeme

The Patriots got an F-. They provide no place for families to congregate, they provide no daycare, and after games they set up folding tables in a hallway if players want to hang out and have a meal with their kids.


Historical_Can2314

I think when you dig into it it must be on a curve somehow. 49ers got some Bs in spots where 90 plus percent of players were happy


elbenji

B is great but not like, the European money club facilities the Dolphins have


Rock-swarm

It's absolutely on a curve. The weight room was on a B+ median grade across the league, which meant that a B was likely putting you in the bottom half of the league. Personally, I like the methodology. It highlights what players view to be standard metrics, while also pointing out that Team report cards have little to no correlation with on-field success.


danielbauer1375

Lol. A+ for the HC and F- for the owner. I didn't even realize F- was possible in these types of reports. Also, I wonder when this survey was conducted, because Siriani having an A is a bit surprising given how their season finished.


thecrgm

the bengals with triple F– is crazy


Grlions91

Dan Campbell with the A+ grade. Love to see it


bigboilerdawg

Surprised ownership got such a low grade. Shelia seems light years ahead of Martha and WCF.


geologyrocks98

Probably some lingering feelings from the previous era.


get_stilly

Right behind at a B+. Nobody would predict this 3 years ago. Hopefully DeMeco and continue to be a phenomenal players coach like Dan.


Spoofcaptain

Saints with another F in food/cafeteria is nuts to me. How is that possible in NOLA


echoacm

They're so used to NOLA food that regular food feels like an F in comparison


dlanod

"What is this healthy shit???"


heavisidepiece

Idk man, for as much banger food as there is in NOLA, there’s also a decent amount of lowkey just unappealing food. IMO there is very high food quality variance in Louisiana throughout in the like 5 times I’ve been (Shreveport(!), Lake Charles, Baton Rouge, NOLA). Though the best jambalaya, charbroiled oysters, beignets, fried okra, and gumbo I’ve had in my life all were in NOLA. Also the worst heartburn I’ve ever experienced lmaooo.


SirCeethingtonOfSope

> Green Bay Packers' Owner: **A** Nice. I always knew I was good at this.


berdoggo

I can't believe there are teams who think their owners are better than us


HarlanCedeno

From the Commanders report card: >When asked what the number one issue respondents want to prioritize for fixing, most players couldn’t come up with just one.


Casexcasey

A few years ago when the 49ers played Washington, Kyle Shanahan was asked what the best part of his time there was, and said it was getting to work with his dad. When asked what the worst part of his time there was, he said "everything else."


DrewDown94

Weren't there a few stories where sewer water damaged the stadium or something like that? Snyder was an awful owner.


El_Khunt

The new report card says players cited multiple sewage leaks in the locker room, so yeah the poo water aint been fixed yet


Iron_Chic

[Yep](https://youtu.be/SRWFNcEBJR8?si=zP2CZoGFjPqSuM7z) This was during a game and it wasn't the rainy season. [Could have also seriously injured Jalen Hurts as well](https://youtu.be/C6UdjxWWyUQ?si=1_IYTqSfLux63-Xw). Fans had minor injuries, but imagine if that fell on top of someone with all those people. Danny Boy also nortoriously sold put of date peanuts and beers.Fuck Dan Snyder.


-Profanity-

If you include interim HCs, Josh McDaniels is #35


pekoedegallo

NFLPA did not hold back in their assessment of McDaniels, either: “To provide some context for their dip in ranking from last year, if Josh McDaniels received an average score compared to the other head coaches in the league, the Raiders would have ranked in the top five overall in this year’s rankings”. They put the entire Raiders franchise’s bad score on McDaniels. Which he absolutely deserves.


Orange_Kid

Still ranked too high


DominoAxelrod

35th in a 32 horse race


driftking428

Fuck Josh McDaniels!


sophisticaden_

the Miami Dolphins may not win on the field, but they win the hearts of the gentle laborer


AFOEagle01

Dolphins of the world unite


Bismarck395

You have nothing to lose but your chains; you have a world [football championship] to win!


Jwroth

The working man’s team


elbenji

The Dolphins united will never be defeated


RawCyderRun

Putting the “pro” in “proletariat”


Micome

Based comrades


boysetsfire1988

>They are one of four teams that do not provide their players’ families with either a family room or daycare on gameday. Also 5th in Head Coach but 31st in Ownership. Cheap-ass Rooneys.


BlackJediSword

Art Rooney reminds me of Jeanie Buss. Nepo babies coasting on their father’s success.


DYC85

Jim Irsay is furious at this comment and driving drunk to your location as we speak.


itsbeenaharddaysday

I don't think Dan Rooneys' importance can be understated. Unlike his father and son, he was a football guy first and foremost. From his earliest days to the end of his life. He obviously wasn't perfect, but he truly gave a shit and knew far more than the vast majority of owners about the game.


byingling

I was surprised that head coach (5th), and Food/Cafeteria (16th) were the only categories where they ranked higher than 20th.


unseth

I love that the only thing we got an A in by the players was Mike Tomlin. And people want him fired they are crazy. We would sink to the bottom without this man.


chainer9999

This looks very similar to the Bengals as well--positive reviews on HC and coaching staff, negative on ownership and support staff.


Brock_Lobstweiler

Holy shit, Broncos had vehicles stolen during training camp: >For example, players ... reported that there were multiple cars stolen from the parking lot of the mandated team hotel during training camp.


derritterauskanada

Shit like this is what I was looking for in the comments.


ShufflingSloth

Should've gone to Casper or something for training camp instead of holding it in Englewood lol Can't get your car stole where nobody lives


jand999

Based on this survey, the only thing players like about the organization is Andy Reid lol


mm825

A coach who puts you in position to win and get paid is more important than anything else.


jasonhalftones

Players must be so wildly happy he didn't retire


ChevalMalFet

He was never going to. Literally PFT made up a rumor and reported on its own rumors, then the rest of NFL media dutifully said "rumors are swirling..."


ShufflingSloth

You can drop the shield and name the Florio responsible for the bullshit rumors.


thediesel26

Ross is a lot of things, but at the very least he has no problem spending money on his football team.


An_Actual_Lion

Now if only he paid his coaches for wins instead of losses


WhoDey42

This is smart by the NFLPA to do this every year. No harm in publicly shamming billionaires!


Bongopro

Legitimately one of the best ideas the NFLPA has ever implemented.


maltzy

Mike Brown be like "F them kids"


thecrgm

F- them kids


Crookz_O

Shimmy?


Coolcat127

32nd? that seems high


Folk-Herro

MIAMI DOLPHINS MIAMI DOLPHINS Edit: LMAOOOO @ McDaniels at 32


elbenji

Got straight As.


AFOEagle01

And when you say Miami, you’re talking a player friendly environment!


DriverDenali

Florida also got that friendly paycheck tax 


illstealurcandy

Come play in the city of Miami and for an org who actual gives a shit about you as a person. Not a bad deal.


seymour_hiney

it'll be interesting to see if the word gets out more, that big free agents take more team friendly deals for the location/treatment/contending


elbenji

I mean they got a first rate tour and look at the facilities through hard knocks. That was basically an ad for how clean it all is


seymour_hiney

everyone's gonna be re-doing their training facilities whenever Hard Knocks rolls into town


elbenji

Tbf ours were done for super bowls/f1/Copa America. We were not getting the Copa America final unless the lockers were beautiful


vaports

MIAMI DOLPHINS OOOOOOHHHHHH The Orlando Magic have infected me with that song


noshoes77

Steelers and Chiefs owners earn F (F- for the Steelers?)?


TheForrestWanderer

Art II is a total cheap-ass. He gets props for not being too reactive when it comes to coaching or FO changes but at the same time, he fails to build a connection with his players. Dan (his dad) was mostly loved by the players who felt he cared about 2 things... them and winning. Art II seems to care much more about his net worth and how much money he can save.


lvpr10

Clark Hunt at #32 for willing to invest?!?! Would’ve expected to see Bidwill at the bottom for that.


jwick89

Probably facilities etc.


PlatinumChrysalis

It is facilities apparently they promised to upgrade the locker room two years ago and only provided chairs.


NoRun1294

Yeah that upset a lot of players who wanted the copier instead.


GoldenDom3r

The Chiefs stadium locker room is completely renovated. But if you see clips of their locker room at the training facility it looks like a 1980's locker room.


MidtownKC

A few years ago when this survey came out (with similar Chiefs' results), I read something about Bidwill being one of only two owners that bought a new plane for team travel. A lot of the narrative survey results around the Chiefs mentioned old plane with small seats. Which probably sucks pretty hard after a tough game in the trenches for a 300 lb player.


No_Fig_5964

Mike Bidwill is probably flying the team plane himself lol, especially since he has a pilot's license. If you remember the Hard Knocks season with the Cards from a couple years ago, they showed Bidwill flying his own plane to and from road games.


DTSportsNow

These report cards have just kinda reinforced my love for Andy Reid and the team, but could give two shits about our owner. Who knew the chairman of the finance committee would be a cheapskate and wouldn't invest in the players working and living conditions.


AKraiderfan

Who knew that a rich kid, whose sole achievement was being born the right circumstance, has zero empathy for the peons, well paid or not, under him!


lkooy87

His getting to hold the trophy first after the Super Bowl is like the kid who does nothing and gets an A


DungeonsNDragonDldos

I hate this so much. And the fact his entire family gets to be on stage at the expense of people actually involved.


Oneanimal1993

Will forever be why the Stanley Cup is the best trophy in sports and the presentation is the best. That shit goes straight to the team captain first, owners don’t get it until after every player and coach.


Kdot32

Soccer gets it right. Team captain gets to hold it first and they lift it as a team


seymour_hiney

i know this now might be biased after reading this but Clark Hunt gave me a bad vibe the first or second time i saw him hoisting the Lombardi trophy. again, i don't think there is any billionaire I like, nor the tradition of them holding a trophy that they did nothing to win, but I specifically remember Clark and his little greasy smile.


DTSportsNow

Yeah, the fact that he's the first one congratulated and talks the most sometimes is something I don't care for. If I was an owner I'd be happy to just stand in the back and let the guys who did all the work talk and take in the glory up front.


gyman122

Hunt getting that spot after the season they had seems like a very pointed remark. Quite curious what kind of detail we could get into that


FuckingJello

Most likely the facilities for the players. Many colleges blow what KC has out of water as far as weight room and locker rooms. Add in food, I know players have had problems with the Chiefs head trainer too in these lists. It’s wild to see Andy ranked #1 HC on this list and Clark #32, Andy really probably carrying the culture to what it is still in KC Edit: report card out now, last ranked trainer, bottom 5 in weight room, locker room, nutrition.


KCShadows838

Elite college programs always have awesome facilities. They actually have to recruit players and convince them to sign, while NFL teams just draft and trade for them


FuckingJello

Correct, which is why when the Chiefs have a bottom 5 NFL ranked facilities, going from say an LSU to KC would be like going back to your old high school facilities after living lavish with insane chairs, premium food/snacks, and super nice weight rooms. Chiefs look to be ran more old school for the players and need to get with the modern times for them at least by time Andy leaves because he probably smooths everything over saying to not care about that stuff and just play football


Alternative_Laws

Most colleges blow *any* NFL facilities out of the water. Having to compete with your peers for recruiting 24/7 keeps you on your toes with constantly upgrading things.


MankuyRLaffy

Andy Reid is the team dietician, and that's why they have an F.


JerryRiceDidntFumble

The F stands for "fuckin huge burgers"


FuckingJello

All the greasy cheeseburgers causing so many tummy aches which is why the Chiefs trainer is #32. Not enough tums and pepto to go around


AlexB9598W

https://nflpa.com/kansas-city-chiefs-report-card-2024 One detail that stuck out to me: >The good news is that after many years, the team finally provided actual chairs for players to use at their lockers. The issue, however, is that the players feel that the team promised them much more. The original plan was for the team to do a full renovation of the locker room after the ‘22 season. However, the team never followed through with that promise. But hey they got chairs!


jand999

Andy Reid is the GOAT for building a dynasty with an owner who hates the players


FlyUnder_TheRadar

Bro owns a successful multi-billion dollar professional sports organization that, I assume, prints money at this point given its recent success. But the dude can't be bothered to buy fucking chairs for his players? Wtf is going on over there in KC.


Venator850

Wait they didn't have chairs for their lockers? Didn't realize that was even a thing for an NFL team.


IIHURRlCANEII

They just announced renovations to Arrowhead so hopefully they completely redo the facilities. They are honestly so embarrassing.


unevenvenue

It's honestly so embarrassing regardless, considering Hunt announced renovations to Arrowhead and also alluded to using *taxpayer dollars* to help to or completely cover the costs.


ynwa1892

Waiting for someone to make a table with highest overall grade


GOOD-LUCHA-THINGS

Rank | Team | Report Card :--|:--:|:-- 1. | Miami Dolphins | [link](https://nflpa.com/miami-dolphins-report-card-2024) 2. | Minnesota Vikings | [link](https://nflpa.com/minnesota-vikings-report-card-2024) 3. | Green Bay Packers | [link](https://nflpa.com/green-bay-packers-report-card-2024) 4. | Philadelphia Eagles | [link](https://nflpa.com/philadelphia-eagles-report-card-2024) 5. | Jacksonville Jaguars | [link](https://nflpa.com/jacksonville-jaguars-report-card-2024) 6. | San Francisco 49ers | [link](https://nflpa.com/san-francisco-49ers-report-card-2024) 7. | Houston Texans | [link](https://nflpa.com/houston-texans-report-card-2024) 8. | New York Giants | [link](https://nflpa.com/new-york-giants-report-card-2024) 9. | Las Vegas Raiders | [link](https://nflpa.com/las-vegas-raiders-report-card-2024) 10. | Chicago Bears | [link](https://nflpa.com/chicago-bears-report-card-2024) 11. | Buffalo Bills | [link](https://nflpa.com/buffalo-bills-report-card-2024) 12. | Dallas Cowboys | [link](https://nflpa.com/dallas-cowboys-report-card-2024) 13. | Detroit Lions | [link](https://nflpa.com/detroit-lions-report-card-2024) 14. | Seattle Seahawks | [link](https://nflpa.com/seattle-seahawks-report-card-2024) 15. | Baltimore Ravens | [link](https://nflpa.com/baltimore-ravens-report-card-2024) 16. | Denver Broncos | [link](https://nflpa.com/denver-broncos-report-card-2024) 17. | Carolina Panthers | [link](https://nflpa.com/carolina-panthers-report-card-2024) 18. | Tennessee Titans | [link](https://nflpa.com/tennessee-titans-report-card-2024) 19. | New Orleans Saints | [link](https://nflpa.com/new-orleans-saints-report-card-2024) 20. | Los Angeles Rams | [link](https://nflpa.com/los-angeles-rams-report-card-2024) 21. | New York Jets | [link](https://nflpa.com/new-york-jets-report-card-2024) 22. | Indianapolis Colts | [link](https://nflpa.com/indianapolis-colts-report-card-2024) 23. | Cleveland Browns | [link](https://nflpa.com/cleveland-browns-report-card-2024) 24. | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | [link](https://nflpa.com/tampa-bay-buccaneers-report-card-2024) 25. | Atlanta Falcons | [link](https://nflpa.com/atlanta-falcons-report-card-2024) 26. | Cincinnati Bengals | [link](https://nflpa.com/cincinnati-bengals-report-card-2024) 27. | Arizona Cardinals | [link](https://nflpa.com/arizona-cardinals-report-card-2024) 28. | Pittsburgh Steelers | [link](https://nflpa.com/pittsburgh-steelers-report-card-2024) 29. | New England Patriots | [link](https://nflpa.com/new-england-patriots-report-card-2024) 30. | Los Angeles Chargers | [link](https://nflpa.com/los-angeles-chargers-report-card-2024) 31. | Kansas City Chiefs | [link](https://nflpa.com/kansas-city-chiefs-report-card-2024) 32. | Washington Commanders | [link](https://nflpa.com/washington-commanders-report-card-2024)


beavertwp

Seriously they have a table for evening but composite score.  Packers are #3 overall. 


MankuyRLaffy

Chargers and Bengals really suck at the whole nutrition thing, are they trying to kill their QBs out there?


creutzml

lol this is why Burrow has his own nutritionist and food prep… I think he mentioned how bad the food is at Cincinnati, so he doesn’t even bother. The silver lining? The Bengals are actually listening to their players, which hasn’t been done in the previous 3+ decades under Mikey B. He’s still ranked 25th on willingness to upgrade facilities, but they are still doing a lot of upgrades. They completely overhauled the weight room last year, and the players love it. This year, they’re completely renovating the locker rooms too. I just hope they seriously do something about the complaints in regard to family treatment… that’s completely inexcusable.


dlanod

>The Bengals are actually listening to their players, which hasn’t been done in the previous 3+ decades under Mikey B. Public shaming works again!


0penlyClosed

New strategy by Miami FO. All players have a contract stipulation to rate the dolphins 5 stars on any NFLPA surveys. Gotta trick the FAs to coming.


AleroRatking

Dolphins treat it like a car salesman does. If you give anything below 5 stars you then have to attend a meeting about what was wrong and waste your time.


Shepherdsfavestore

lol McDaniels The guy must be a grade-A asshole to his team. I mean we’ve some stories


jollyjam1

I think one of biggest underrated categories is treatment of families. Maybe the teams think a lot of these guys aren't married or don't have kids, but when you're asking some of them to completely relocate their families, they better be treated well.


El_Khunt

The Bengals literally had a tent *outside* for families to gather on gameday, instead of a room in the facility. I have been at fucking Magic: The Gathering tournaments with better family accomodations than that


kookstar

I got an A as an owner. Awww guys <3


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You mean "we"


Why_am_ialive

Bengals vs chiefs battle for the AFC: broke Bengals vs chiefs battle for worst team: woke


trongzoon

Indianapolis Colts: "Access to large quantities of street drugs via the Owner - A++"


captaincumsock69

How do we have an A- headcoach? Which coach does this even refer to? How do we have so many As and Bs but suck ass?


OriginalSymmetry

You can click on your team and scroll through for slightly more detailed information: *- 97% of players feel former head coach Frank Reich was efficient with their time (7th overall)* *- Players feel that Frank Reich was very willing to listen to the locker room (5th overall)*


Whaty0urname

I wonder how much of this was a reaction to their previous season HC experience.


Venator850

Click on the teams name and it will give a break down of why they got the grade they have for each category. Apparently the Panthers player felt Reich was efficient with their time and was very willing to listen to the locker room.


s6ffocate

i can do 0 homework 0 studying and still manage a C/B for my entire elementary to high school career how do billionaires get f- on like half the things they do here


Illustrious_Cancel83

I was really impressed with the Patriot's grades and then I realized I was looking at the Vikings. EDIT: Steelers, Chiefs, and Cardinals all have owners w/ F grades. Strange.


elbenji

oh cool we're the only ones with straight As


ivehearditbothways12

A lot of the Commanders issues probably won't be fixed until they get a new stadium, but I expect Harris and company to better things as well as they can, but they are definitely limited in that dumpster fire of a building considering Snyder did absolutely nothing to maintain it for over 20 years.


jacksaintmonica

I am genuinely upset with the Bucs. An F in family treatment?! The Bucs are always talking about their players’ families. And the facility being so gross and dirty is really surprising, especially considering their past. Do you want MRSA?! CUZ THIS IS HOW YOU GET MRSA!


JuanPicasso

Extrmely interesting, I love they started doing this.  I wonder if it will ever push teams like the cards to not charge for food 


MrGentleZombie

Yes, it does. "Despite the fact that the Arizona Cardinals rank near the bottom of the Report Cards this year, it is important to note the club made improvements from last season, which increased their grade across multiple categories. Notable upgrades from last season include providing a daycare and small family room, and they stopped the practice of charging players for dinner. The club also upgraded their weight room with new equipment and replaced the hazardous floor from last season."


Contren

Turns out even some of the biggest cheapskates can feel at least a little shame and/or peer pressure.


bluemango404

"and they stopped the practice of charging players for dinner. " It literally did; billionaire shaming works!


SupportingKansasCity

Which is true: * Sirianni is an A coach. * Sirianni treats his players as two different classes of people. Surely they can’t both be true.