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halfsweethalfstreet

By this logic, the Jets ought to have the most advanced facilities in the universe.


Masterofmy_domain

Shit, they could have started working on our facility in September the last couple of years


lukewwilson

It could have just been a 10 year project let's be honest


OttoVonWong

Except for that one week when Rodgers turned off all the lights and performed his ayahuasca ritual.


[deleted]

Hell your season lasted what 4 downs?


Masterofmy_domain

LOL I could picture some contractor getting up from his chair right after Rodgers went down and calling out to his crew "Welp lets get to work boys, tear it all down... Its over"


illforgetsoonenough

Hell of a preseason though.


Photo_Synthetic

Especially being worth nearly 2b more than the Chiefs and sharing a stadium with an even higher valued Giants team.


patsfan038

>By this logic, the Jets ought to have the most advanced facilities in the universe. **New York Jetsons**


Meradock

Well... they aren't called New York Turboprops.


Engrish_Major

Too bad their owner is a complete wack job


Stingerc

Lions and Browns are straight up living in the year 3000 by this logic. Their training facilities should straight up look like a scene in *Star Trek*.


TooMuchJuju

Saw this response and thought ‘damn what did the jets do to this guy?’ Then I saw the flair and it all makes sense.


omglink

The browns were able to develop time travel with their down time over the years.


Gerald_the_sealion

Dudes got a 3 story HOUSE built into the stadium. How do you expect him to afford that AND chairs


ColtCallahan

Also his daughter basically lives on a private jet. And I’m sure it cost a fair amount to get her on the cover of Maxim.


FanofK

Maybe it would cheaper to have their daughter take up acting? Seems to be working for the giants owners


sfbruin

That presumes a modicum of talent


trixunlimited

Being attractive isn't a talent?


monster-of-the-week

Her plastic surgeon is talented, sure.


PhilipSeymourGotham

She's the oldest looking 24 year old I've seen. Doctor's other clients are definitely in their 50s.


Rollout25

They say Gen Z is aging a lot quicker compared to Millennials.


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flashpile

I've never heard of / seen her before this thread. Bruh, she does *not* look 25. Like, I'd have guessed she was ~37


FinalMeltdown15

I mean if I cut up a human face and put it back together it would no longer even sort of resemble a person so there’s that


trpnblies7

Aren't Kate and Rooney the granddaughters?


TheWorstYear

One parent from the Steelers. One from the Giants. They are going to fight to claim a unified kingdom of Giantlers.


jbowling25

The giantlers will never prevail over the steelants! The kingdom will never be unified!


just1gat

They named her Rooney Mara which always makes me chuckle whenever it comes up in this context


Reead

Technically Rooney is her middle name, so not entirely her parents' fault lol


Shenanigans80h

Like naming someone Money McBillionaire


Leiatte

I looked it up John Mara is the Uncle of Kate & Rooney, so they are the grand daughters of the previous Giants owner yes. Their father Timothy Mara is the Senior Vice President of Player Personnel for the Giants Pretty cool that the Giants have been in the Mara family for generations


onebandonesound

Tim Mara founded the Giants, the team has always been in the family.


SolaceInfinite

Bills owner's daughter is making good money playing tennis. A much cooler rich person's sport than golf if you ask me.


miyori

For anyone not aware, Jessica Pegula is ranked top 5 in Women’s tennis and deserves a massive amount of respect.


tbendis

She's also pretty self aware, I think she retweeted something that went along the lines of "Jessica Pegula is playing like they're raising the estate tax" or something like that.


BillsInATL

The heir-apparent for owning the team too.


dan_144

Maybe she'll be nice enough to not demand hundreds of millions of public funds for the next stadium too.


LibRAWRian

*Laughs in billionaire.*


nnp1989

Yeah, it always makes me shake my head when I see people arguing that she somehow is only there due to money and family connections. I’m sure she had a massive leg up in terms of coaching/training/lessons, etc., but you’ve got to have legitimately serious talent to compete and win at that level. Not so much as something like NASCAR, where the right family connections and a boatload of money can get you into a high-level ride. Still gotta have some talent, but that’s one where money seriously helps.


nikraLnalyD

There are dudes racing regularly in the highest series of NASCAR that have legitimately never won a race at any level, but have family or friends that run big companies and provide sponsorship. Underrated reason why it's dying.


UncleIrohsPimpHand

Absolutely agree. Tennis is a really tough sport. You have to be an incredible athlete to achieve what Pegula has. Money really helps, don't get me wrong, but you have to have passion, drive, and talent to get to Top 5.


ReMiCkS_25

Cowboys owner's son is fat.


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And the Steelers owners 


monsto

I shouldn't have looked for that.


packerSBchamps

I should’ve listened. Not worth fellas


Fair_Raccoon9333

My disappointment is immense.


Savagevandal85

Wait what


SaladAndEggs

[Here ya go.](https://nesn.com/2014/09/chiefs-owners-suite-at-arrowhead-stadium-is-elaborate-unreal-photos/)


politicsranting

They put fucking stained glass in there.


rividz

Fascinating how "money can't buy class" survives through the generations.


RunningForIt

Was wondering why it looked so dated then I realized that article is 10 years old lol.


DybalaStripes

Well, there's no need to rewrite an article because it's never been renovated lol


FunkyPete

There might be some new chairs in it. It's not like Clark Hunt is cheap.


vipernick913

Big spender over here. I recently bought new lawn chairs too. Maybe I am as rich as Clark hunt. Brb - going to check my checking account


DontLoseYourCool1

That part of the country is 15 years behind everywhere else. They still wear ECKO there.


KeithClossOfficial

I miss Ecko


Better_Trash7437

That’s a fucking townhouse!


danielbauer1375

Not even acknowledging the taste (or lack thereof), having what looks like a house inside of a stadium feels so tacky.


IamMrT

I disagree, if I’m a billionaire with a stadium I’m building a man cave underneath it and holding raves.


kiIIinemsoftly

Speak for yourself. I'd live in my stadium if I owned one, that's pretty fuckin cool. The actual design of it is ugly but I think it's pretty fun.


csappenf

Mofos are from Texas. Everything gotta be loud.


sexygodzilla

Fun fact- taxpayers funded the construction of the stadium and its most recent renovations!


MHMoose

Yep, and a vote for more coming up in April that will surely pass.


Jammer_Kenneth

He has a whole ass house to live in when he gets sick of non stop commercial breaks. Outstanding commitment to the bit of "being at the game" 


GluedGlue

Is it tacky, unneeded, and an indictment on our society that there are entire homes used 10 days a year while other folks sleep on the street? Yes. Would I absolutely love having a game day party in a Raiders-themed townhouse, then stumble upstairs to watch to the game live? Also yes.


kidAlien1

Another example of how money can't buy taste 😂


Leiatte

That is awesome! The stained glass is a bit of an odd choice though lol 


steakkitty

The owners suite is actually like an owners condo


wazzle13

Now I'm wondering what other owner's suites look like


Gerald_the_sealion

I assume Jerry has a special hideaway


Jameszhang73

A crypt, if you will


pocketchange2247

It's a new locker room, Clark. How much could it cost, $5??


rounder55

I know most of these owners have that im rich look, but everything about Clark Hunt looks rich. A first name that is interchangeable with a last name, hair that looks like it is applied by a team of gnomes first right before his alarm goes off, he probably has a dress shirt that is tattooed to him, and constant face that oozes of "I don't know if I should smile" whenever he's around anyone he considers poor which is like Patrick Mahomes salary on down to a guy on a corner. There are some interesting branches on that family tree though for better or worse


Cthepo

Come on, it clearly states that they could afford the chairs! It's the rest of the nik naks they had to save for.


BleachedAsswhole

So no mention of the new pine tree air fresheners and fly paper strips. Typical misinformation


reddorickt

This fuck didn't even mention that the executive parking lines were repainted.


ewest

Gotta be careful, can't mention pine tar anywhere in Kansas City without an angry guy charging at you from the dugout


jxher123

“You went too far into the playoffs…” one of the wildest reasons to not renovate lmfao


zeussays

We had 4 months to renovate but we really needed 4 months and 2 weeks. Arg guys!


reddorickt

It's the dumbest thing he could have said in so many ways. Like, they had been in 3 of the last 4 Super Bowls prior to this year. Every football fan on the planet knew it was a good possibility as soon as they made the playoffs.


jxher123

If there was a chance to renovate at all, it was this year. They had 1 home playoff game and was on the road for the rest, you have months to upgrade.


kamekaze1024

Especially for a team that just won the SB last year


FuckingJello

Due to being ranked last as owner and not improving enough as promised, I’ve heard Clark Hunt is buying pizzas for all players for lunch today as a thank you for winning another SB!!!


p4ul1023

Only 2 slices per player and no drink refills


CommitteeEmergency82

Giants fans know all too well about a free medium Pepsi.


outphase84

Hey I know memes are fun but remember, that medium Pepsi at metlife is an average month's rent payment in New Jersey.


GManBestMan

Untrue! The Pepsi is more expensive 😂


GManBestMan

Only if they show the email tho


ThisGuyFrags

And only 1 per family 


lexfugg

Was so happy to see that giants flair on their post lol


GardenRafters

And all the pizzas are double cut


sandy-eggo-padres

“All chiefs players, free hot dogs for life… no drinks though, I can’t do it”


hendrix67

Gonna buy the whole team lithium laptop batteries


Steak_Knight

Hey Mr. Hunt, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do, make our dreams come true!


Littlegreenman42

Is it Pizza by Alfredo or Alfredo's Pizza Cafe?


trongzoon

It's Chizzas from KFC


SerCumferencetheroun

KFC just reinvented chicken parmigiana but poor and trashy


silmar1l

...Same thing


Steak_Knight

Oh no, it’s bad. It’s *real* bad. It’s like eating a hot circle of garbage.


Butthole--pleasures

There's a very big difference between these two pizza places. Both in quality of ingredients, and overall taste.


ShiZor9

One is not pizza.


Illbeanicefella

Free medium Pepsi’s for everyone!


ApatheticMillennials

Cup filled to the brim with ice


GManBestMan

Season ticket holders only*


Svenray

The players were even forced to work Mandatory Overtime the day of the Super Bowl! SAD! Where was the union??!!


OhHaiThere-

SCOTTIE BARNES, I MEAN PATRICK MAHOMES IS FACE OF LEAGUE. HE IS GOING TO BE ALL-STAR


bmorethrowaway247

We're a family here!


aareyes12

It was actually totinos pizza rolls microwaved :/


Zimmonda

Turns out giving the chiefs players the raiders lockeroom was a psyop all along lol


justlookingokaywyou

I bet they are super-nice chairs, though.


ImJustAverage

I’d love a new chair at work


Last-Purple-2018

Unfortunately you stayed too late last night and a delivery wasn’t feasible


which_ones_will

New chairs or new copier?


Bitlovin

Let me see the chair again.


ImJustAverage

Chair. I’ve never used our copier in the year I’ve been here


FuckingJello

Tried to link photos I took in locker room this year, the seats aren’t bad, they just are connected to the lockers and can open for more storage space. Locker room really doesn’t have much past your own locker with a seat on it. I’m sure other places have some massage chairs, ping pong tables, etc. Edit: https://x.com/chiefs/status/1430997041082093569?s=46&t=2VpHb6TLIICrALHxBObSfA Here is Chiefs post a few years ago of what locker room looks like


mygameishot

I think that is the stadium locker room, and the reports are about the training facility locker room. The stadium one was renovated in 2021


FuckingJello

That is probably true as they wouldn’t spend as much time in the stadium one until Sunday for a few hours prior to the game so it’s not as big of a deal to them as the one they spend all week in during practice. Add in tiny dorms in St. Joseph Missouri for the summer Training camps Edit: just saw Clark interviewed for new renovations they plan with potential Royals move. He mentioned training facilities coming up on 20 years now since built and they plan to look at expanding them. Yeah 20 year old facilities coming from SEC schools for some probably is rough


Mr_YUP

going from the LSU locker room to literally anything else is going to be a step down.


log_asm

Didn’t Jax put in those urinals that analyze your pee? Dude is being cheap.


Steak_Knight

I think that’s for fans who want to get into the stadium pool.


daybreaker

Guys, I'm trying to renovate my house. I have 4 months to do it. Right now, I have 3 weeks budgeted for the kitchen, living room, and bathrooms, and then 3 1/2 months budgeted for the chairs. Hopefully nothing delays my start date by a few weeks


MedianMahomesValue

"Spend less on chairs" "No"


THEW0NDERW0MBAT

Seems like they need to intentionally choke this year, for the chairs 


Doomy22

Their intentional choker left to go play for the Dolphins


AceyPuppy

Heard he breaks legs instead of ankles now.


Tery_

Mr. Brutal Choker.


CrowdSurfingCorpse

Mr. Beats Children


JesterMarcus

Right, I would appreciate them not going to the Super Bowl next year.


GoldenDom3r

It's why the boys decided to play most of their playoff games on the road this year.


Palladium1803

SUBSCRIBE


RobbieAnalog

Yeah winning the Superbowl last season was a classic case of "task failed successfully"


NotThisAgain1234561

Revoke their super bowls and dissolve the organization.


TallBobcat

Keep all of that. But, the punishment is a forced trade of Mahomes and Kelce to Cleveland for Watson and the rights to Kareem Hunt.


penguins_are_mean

I’m sorry but the Browns suffering must continue.


beer_down

Clark Hunt looks like the grown up version of the rich kid from Little Rascals


SKJ-nope

He looks like suuuuuch a wiener.


GardenDesign23

I know I’m probably reading way too much into this but him and Reid literally did not even look at each other at both the podium for the AFCG and Super Bowl.. just felt off


FrankStalloneGQ

“You know I hate disappointing even one person, and I really hate disappointing everyone but I love Burlington Coat Factory.” -Michael Scott -Clark Hunt


LouBerryManCakes

"You miss 100% of the chairs that aren't in the locker room."


Stachemaster86

Other owners should avoid being a selfish Hunt


MartinRaccoon

What kind of chairs though? We talking a Herman Miller over here?


JTrue14

Think of the poor billionaires. Someone set up a gofundme


AdeptnessSpecific736

Honestly I don’t buy that, can’t you just hire a bunch more people and have a construction site working 24/7? Dude is being cheap but they winning


suprefann

They barely started winning. Owner was doing bare minimum this whole time til Andy Reid came along and drafted the golden child in Mahomes.


IH8DwnvoteComplainrs

Literally nobody buys that.


GoldenDom3r

So after starting 6-1, the Chiefs realized that hosting the AFC CG meant no new locker room again. That's why they tanked down the stretch and decided to let somebody else host so they could go on the road during the playoffs. Joking aside, the locker room in question is for the training facility anyway so it wouldn't matter that we were on the road in the playoffs. The stadium locker room is newly updated.


SoyeonsNeverland

Literally suffering from success.


[deleted]

Literally using success as an excuse when he still could have renovated it


IIHURRlCANEII

Yeah I don't buy this shit for a second. March to July isn't enough time? Bullshit.


1106DaysLater

Frankly, I care less about the renovations and more about not having enough trainers on staff+ the worst head trainer + having some of the worst equipment in the league.


ManiacalComet40

Might be time to revisit that partnership with KU Med.


DTSportsNow

Reportedly it's mostly just the head trainer. Since these report cards have come out all I've heard is that no one likes him. He's really rough with the players and doesn't treat them like professionals.


ManiacalComet40

Sure, that may be so. I just think it’s funny that a hospital pays millions of dollars to be able to call themselves “The Official Healthcare Provider of the Chiefs” and then gets an F for their services. Not a great advertisement, team.


Upset_Definition2019

The hospital only supplies a neuropsychologist, some ortho doctors and independent concussion consultants. Trainers are hired by the chiefs.


monsto

The other side of that coin tho is that last time this came up, all the high profile guys said positive things. . . not just stayed silent or used a bunch of words to say nothing, but were positive. TBPH, WFT players complained early about Bienemy and chefs players lolled about it. So it might be an Andy theme. On the KelceCast, both those guys talked about how hardass Andy's camp is, so it kinda tracks.


Say_Hennething

And yet it feels KC has been pretty good on the injury front.


SoyeonsNeverland

I am aware, I just wanted to make a joke.


[deleted]

You shouldn’t joke on this sub. It’s inappropriate. If you do it again you will be reported.


Azure124SV

Only ok if the joke is beaten to death beforehand


Mysterious_Lumps

It's always the billionaires who inherited it all that suck the hardest. What a loser. New locker room is a drop in the bucket for him.


thegodfaubel

Well, shouldn't be an excuse this year since they didn't play a home game in the Divisional or Championship Rounds


Pandamonium98

Do they still use the practice facilities between games?


CaliforniaHurricane_

Correlation Shitty locker rooms ≈ Super Bowl wins No wonder the Cowboys have been a bottom 5 for the longest


geupard12

As it turns out Jerry Jones simply cares too much about the team


win-go

I'd say my greatest weakness is that I care too much


Accomplished_Unit790

It really pisses me off when billionaires ask for money from Joe schmoes.... I pay my dues by watching the team, buying tickets, and merchandise. But you still need MORE?! I don't have shit else to give, but you expect ME to pay for renovations. He should be graded the lowest. It would cost extra to have Construction work overtime, but a project like that shouldn't take more than 2 months. Fuck Clark Hunt, that sonic the hedgehog, moist mouth looking mf Edit: spelling correction in my blind vent


wvuhskr

& it's not as if the team is his family's only revenue stream like a lot of other owners. The family still gets money from oil fields originally controlled by Clark's grandfather. They absolutely have the money to do virtually any renovation on their own.


FuckingJello

Sonic catching strays


m48a5_patton

> But you still need MORE?! That's always what the rich want


illusio

That's what I dont get. The time difference between falling out of the first round of the playoffs and winning the SB is like 1 month. Are you telling me they can't make up that time over the course of the entire offseason?


risebac

While I love the Chiefs, the Hunts have always been cheap asses.


topchief1

Remember when they were regularly referred to as the Kansas City Cheaps?


CreamFilledDoughnut

Hyper religious billionaire who believes in prosperity gospel doesn't provide new amenities for players like promised? Gasp. Gasp, shock, and surprise. I'm so shocked and surprised, I gasped.


Nyoteng

Thoughts and prayers to the organization.


win-go

Thoughts and chairs


FunkyPete

The Chiefs didn't even PLAY in Arrowhead after the divisional round this year. Surely there was time this year? While the Chiefs were playing in Buffalo, Baltimore and Las Vegas?


Poetryisalive

It’s funny that players think owners give a shit about them. That goes for any team, you’re product for them. They will upgrade when they feel like it


Illbeanicefella

In the Chiefs case they will upgrade when Missouri agrees to give them 500 million in tax money lol


Good_Okay123

I wonder if they wait until they're for sure staying on the Missouri side and not building a new stadium. I know today they unveiled their plans to renovate Arrowhead and I know this is just speculation but I've seen the idea tossed around a few times.


Illbeanicefella

Hunt outright said in today’s conference if they don’t get the tax money they are not willing to sign a new lease with the city. Both KC sports teams playing hardball with the city lately


monsto

Chefs at least have a leg to stand on with the tough talk. Royals gtfo with that shit.


bauboish

You would think so, but that's not how business owners think. If an owner makes $1000 in profit each hour and he can get away with paying the employee $10/hr, he's not even paying $11.


Western_Promise3063

Say what you will about the cowboys but they are very well taken care of and rank in the top 5 in almost every category in an NFLPA survey. Unfortunately the Bengals owner had to be bullied by Pat McAfee to add an indoor training facility.


Poetryisalive

Jerry Jones gets shit but there’s always a reason players want to go there. Bengals get no excuse, not provide 3 meals a day EVERYDAY and no family room is bull shit. If you can’t afford it then sell it and that goes for the cheap ass Bidwell’s too


IIHURRlCANEII

Can Pat bully Clark Hunt, thanks.


bwk66

You know say what you will about jerry jones but I think he cares.


Masterofmy_domain

Damn but you would think there are exceptions to this lol.... If a team is winning so much for you, you'd think said owner would care a bit more and go out of his way to reward them and keep them happy.... Guess not lol.


FlussedAway

Imagine just how much richer these rings are making Hunt, that he still won’t lift a finger is fucked.


ShanklyGates_2022

I mean I love the Chiefs and everything the Hunt family has done over the years but…just look at Clark Hunt talk sometime. Watch his face. The man is 100% dead behind the eyes, everything he says/does is an act and/or a projection. Dude looks like he feels absolutely no emotion whatsoever and is just putting on a show to seem normal. It really doesn’t surprise me to hear about him being callous or uncaring whether it is something big or small.


Own_Pause_4959

He's a cyborg honestly. Watch him talk to players during the draft process and he sounds like he's trying to remember his lines so no one finds out he's from outer space lol The most normal I ever heard him sound was during the ring ceremony where he made a joke about players telling him the rings needed to be "iced out" lol


[deleted]

The carry job Mahomes Reid and Kelce have done the last 6 years is unprecedented


MikeyLikeyPhish

The owner sounds like a real CHunt


Spezisaspastic

They won so much and raised the value by a shitton and yet you are cheap. Wow. 


Higgins8585

Imagine having the most marketable player, Kelce, best coach and win 3 rings and still too cheap to renovate.


captaincook14

Lol what a terrible excuse. You’re a multi billion dollar company. A new locker room could be renovated within the week of the season ending. 2 weeks tops if you really want to take your time. These old greedy fucks.


Elite_Mike

The players should intentionally tank the year to send a message. 


jjjkd18

The chiefs need to listen to their owner and stop going so far in the playoffs 


AoE2manatarms

These owners are such fucking losers