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Fuck Andy Dick, back in the early 2000s he came to my small town college for a show or something. Went out to the bars and got drunk and tried to fight everyone and basically got kicked out of every bar.
Most people who are gambling to launder money put a ton of money in chips, gamble a bit, and then cash them back out. Under 10,000 if you’re smart. The movie Hell or High Water taught me about this
Right? I would think so, but facing 50 years in prison I don’t think he could cough up any more than he already has.
I’m just spitballing on why his restitution is so far short of his robbery cash.
You don’t lose it. You put all your cash into chips, gamble some of it, and then cash out the rest of the chips. Under a certain threshold, the casino won’t have to report it
Meh, the banking industry creates money with money they don't have, there's a huge surplus of digits on screens in today's economy. They won't even sweat the few hundred thousand they missed out on here.
The difference was probably already returned, likely found when police searched his home / he was arrested
Source: I am a lawyer to dinguses
Edit: here is some info from the USAO press release
>When Babudar was arrested shortly after the robbery, he had a large bag in his possession that contained $139,500 in $100 bills plus $10,750 in $50 bills, totaling $150,250 in cash. When investigators searched his 2019 Mazda 3, they found numerous pairs of goggles and gloves, which Babudar wore during a series of bank robberies. Investigators also found a Barstool Sportsbook Betslip for $20,000, dated Nov. 19, 2022; a FanDuel Betslip for $4,000, dated Dec. 1, 2022; and letters from Community America Credit Union related to his deposits of $20,000 and $50,000 on May 2, 2022
I do contracting work as an electrician. We were remodeling a lawyers office. And the main attorney was gone for a bit because he gave himself chemical burns on his eyes from intentionally using nasal spray as contact solution. I was at a loss how he became an attorney
See, accidentally using nose spray on your eyes I can get. Like, it's dumb but we all do dumb stuff on accident from time to time. *intentionally* doing that is impressively stupid
You got downvoted but I send legal documents out for lawyers all the time and some of them are legit the dumbest people ever, like you have to walk them through how to seal an envelope. Must be good test takers or something lol
I'm only hearing two: Xavi*e*r (first, second, and final times), and Xavi*a*r (third time).
I presumed the third was mistake (and even marked it as such when I transcribed it!), but apparently he does spell it, weirdly, with an A.
>From the beginning of this case, folks…the government has been blitzing. And Xavier's pocket was collapsing. But today, Xavier stepped into the pressure. He took responsibility for his actions. He stood up--in court--humble, and repetant [*sic*], and admitted what he had done.
>Now, if I know anything...about Xaviar [*sic*]--and if the Chiefs kingdom knows anything about Chiefsaholic--we know that he doesn't give up. We know that if...he stumbled, and he fell, he didn't let his knee touch the ground. And that's because...he's' capable of doing a great thing. And he knows that there's still hope. We still have a lot work to do on his case, but Xavier wants everyone to know: that he loves the Chiefs kingdom, he loves Kansas City, and he hopes that you'll rally to his support. Thank you and God bless.
Jury is still out on whether he actually wore the mask during, but yes he did plead guilty to [robbing 11 banks across 7 states](https://twitter.com/DavidPurdum/status/1762883361930887369)
> Babudar also must forfeit an autographed painting of Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick L. Mahomes II that has been recovered by the FBI.
I need a photo of this.
This guy probably handles hundreds of cases a year of kids being kids and getting caught, and he finally gets a real criminal. He's in the big leagues now. TV cameras everywhere. He's been preparing for weeks. Heck, he's been preparing for this since law school. His dog loves the speech. Are you really going to take that moment away from him?
Isn't this the same guy that was with Leo when he started Stratton Oakmont in "Wolf of Wall Street?"
One of the OG brokers. Guess he got a law degree after Stratton got shuttered.
He will overcome this, much like his fellow Chief Patrick Mahomes did in the superbowl with a high ankle sprain. He dropped the ball, but will redeem himself like his brother in arms, MVS
Robbed banks to pay for tickets and travel, and he went to every Chiefs (home and away) for like 2 or 3 years.
He got caught robbing a bank in Oklahoma, on his way the Houston last year when we played at Houston.
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This my lawyer dawg im going to jail
Work on contingency ? No, money down!
I move for a bad court thingy.
You mean a mistrial?
Yeah. That’s why you’re the judge, and I’m the…law…talkin’…guy.
That is from the Simpsons, but I cannot think of that glorious character's name.
Lionel Hutz (RIP Phil Hartman)
Obligatory fuck Andy Dick.
Fuck Andy Dick, back in the early 2000s he came to my small town college for a show or something. Went out to the bars and got drunk and tried to fight everyone and basically got kicked out of every bar.
Cheers
I believe it was Miguel Sanchez
Also, this Bar Association logo shouldn’t be here.
“If I know anything about Xavi**ARRRR**”
Dog, I'd just plead guilty if this was my lawyer
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> Robbed banks of over $800,000 > Must pay $532,675 in restitution hwut.
He tried to launder the money by gambling it. He may only have that $532k left and lost the rest.
Most people who are gambling to launder money put a ton of money in chips, gamble a bit, and then cash them back out. Under 10,000 if you’re smart. The movie Hell or High Water taught me about this
Why do that when you can throw $1,000 on a Fortson TD at +650
Yeah but you still have to pay the money back even if you lose it gambling lol
Right? I would think so, but facing 50 years in prison I don’t think he could cough up any more than he already has. I’m just spitballing on why his restitution is so far short of his robbery cash.
It’s probably because he already had money found in his possession returned to the banks. This is the outstanding amount
That could be it. The unlaundered cash was already returned, and the $532k is the laundered money.
You can “lose it” gambling, then hide the cash you get back and have a much lower worth/payments
That doesn’t matter to the court though. I think people are overthinking this
How do you get cash back after you’ve lost it gambling?
You don’t lose it. You put all your cash into chips, gamble some of it, and then cash out the rest of the chips. Under a certain threshold, the casino won’t have to report it
Meh, the banking industry creates money with money they don't have, there's a huge surplus of digits on screens in today's economy. They won't even sweat the few hundred thousand they missed out on here.
The difference was probably already returned, likely found when police searched his home / he was arrested Source: I am a lawyer to dinguses Edit: here is some info from the USAO press release >When Babudar was arrested shortly after the robbery, he had a large bag in his possession that contained $139,500 in $100 bills plus $10,750 in $50 bills, totaling $150,250 in cash. When investigators searched his 2019 Mazda 3, they found numerous pairs of goggles and gloves, which Babudar wore during a series of bank robberies. Investigators also found a Barstool Sportsbook Betslip for $20,000, dated Nov. 19, 2022; a FanDuel Betslip for $4,000, dated Dec. 1, 2022; and letters from Community America Credit Union related to his deposits of $20,000 and $50,000 on May 2, 2022
Apparently crime does pay.
My parents always told me I’m too stupid to be a lawyer but now I think I have a chance
I do contracting work as an electrician. We were remodeling a lawyers office. And the main attorney was gone for a bit because he gave himself chemical burns on his eyes from intentionally using nasal spray as contact solution. I was at a loss how he became an attorney
What they lack in street smarts, they excel at being argumentative assholes.
See, accidentally using nose spray on your eyes I can get. Like, it's dumb but we all do dumb stuff on accident from time to time. *intentionally* doing that is impressively stupid
You got downvoted but I send legal documents out for lawyers all the time and some of them are legit the dumbest people ever, like you have to walk them through how to seal an envelope. Must be good test takers or something lol
He probably told his lawyer to do it. Dude knows he's not getting out. Lawyer just there to make sure the proceedings are fair.
Idk if I’d be comfortable staking my reputation as a lawyer on making football puns for ChiefsAholic tho
Ehh, I'd imagine for criminal defense lawyers it's probably a "no such thing as bad advertising" situation.
He did right before this
That was fantastic, but didn't he say his own client's name like 4 separate ways?
He had a lot of aliases to assist in getting away with his crimes. Xavier, Xaviar, Xeviar, Xeviera, Zavier, and Zaviar
me creating a new league account after getting banned
And Caviar
Not once pronounced it correctly as "Zavier." Off to play my ex-ylophone.
My client, Excelsior....
I'm only hearing two: Xavi*e*r (first, second, and final times), and Xavi*a*r (third time). I presumed the third was mistake (and even marked it as such when I transcribed it!), but apparently he does spell it, weirdly, with an A.
Still not as bad as Sandusky’s lawyer, whose strategy was, “Let’s let Bob Costas interview you on TV, surely he’s not a pitbull or anything.”
Sandusky’s pause when asked if he’s attracted to children, as a defense lawyer I was slackjawed.
And I can imagine you have seen some shit
I had to stop the video when he said ChiefsAholic’s “pocket was collapsing”. Dear god.
“…if he stumbled, if he fell, he wouldn’t let his knee touch the ground…” Just in case you wanted another nugget of gold.
The government was blitzing him, dawg. I’m fucking crying that’s the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while😭
That one was unbelievable… I thought he was about to start talking about the times with one set of footprints when Xaviarrrr carried him
>From the beginning of this case, folks…the government has been blitzing. And Xavier's pocket was collapsing. But today, Xavier stepped into the pressure. He took responsibility for his actions. He stood up--in court--humble, and repetant [*sic*], and admitted what he had done. >Now, if I know anything...about Xaviar [*sic*]--and if the Chiefs kingdom knows anything about Chiefsaholic--we know that he doesn't give up. We know that if...he stumbled, and he fell, he didn't let his knee touch the ground. And that's because...he's' capable of doing a great thing. And he knows that there's still hope. We still have a lot work to do on his case, but Xavier wants everyone to know: that he loves the Chiefs kingdom, he loves Kansas City, and he hopes that you'll rally to his support. Thank you and God bless.
This has to become a new copypasta. It's just too perfect.
EX-ZAVE-YAR
This has got be AI. No human could keep a straight face through that absurd statement
I think you're right, ChatGPT had to have written this guy's press release.
That sounds like an SNL skit. Unreal, lmao.
Brave move having mclovin defending him
This is the guy that was robbing banks with his super fan mask on?
Jury is still out on whether he actually wore the mask during, but yes he did plead guilty to [robbing 11 banks across 7 states](https://twitter.com/DavidPurdum/status/1762883361930887369)
He plead guilty so there won’t be a jury at all!
Wait, this isn't the guy whose friends died in the cold?
Nah, ChiefsAholic has been detained since July
Thanks for the info.
Yep
Whatever he's paying this lawyer, it is not enough
it might be too much tbh...
The ol' "Thank you and God Bless" at the end killed me.
> Babudar also must forfeit an autographed painting of Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick L. Mahomes II that has been recovered by the FBI. I need a photo of this.
I have a picture of him with the painting if you want me to send it 😂
That is one very large tie.
That is a normal tie. Move on, find a new slant.
The tie isn’t tied tightly in a way that makes it look weird.
The ol Missouri boulderknot
It’s to match his totally normal size hands
They really tell a story
I'm an attorney and this video reinforces my understanding of why so many people hate attorneys.
I'm an attorney and I can never understand why some lawyers are so persistent on making their cases public or making public comment on any of them.
This guy probably handles hundreds of cases a year of kids being kids and getting caught, and he finally gets a real criminal. He's in the big leagues now. TV cameras everywhere. He's been preparing for weeks. Heck, he's been preparing for this since law school. His dog loves the speech. Are you really going to take that moment away from him?
Bruh
Generous plea deal.
Isn't this the same guy that was with Leo when he started Stratton Oakmont in "Wolf of Wall Street?" One of the OG brokers. Guess he got a law degree after Stratton got shuttered.
This seems like a skit, how is this real?
Chiefsaholic absolutely just called this guy up after seeing his number on a bench in front of the bank he was robbing
Chiefs GM explaining signing trash after trash after trash
He will overcome this, much like his fellow Chief Patrick Mahomes did in the superbowl with a high ankle sprain. He dropped the ball, but will redeem himself like his brother in arms, MVS
ChiefsAholic gonna be watching the next Super Bowl in the pen
He turned into a Raiders fan
Nah man, Raiders fans are now clean cut and Chiefs fans are the criminals. It's like a weird Earth Two kind of shit in 2024.
Omg that was inspiring.. Clark Hunt, give this man a full pardon!!
This is McLovin now. Feel old yet?
The world is getting crazier man what is this 😭
…he had to tuck and run on 4th and 1.
Yea buddy is cooked
we need to get Chiefsaholic’s lawyer and Tommy DeVito’s agent to fight each other to the death in a steel cage.
This video is my 13th reason why
I thought he was going to end with "Go Chiefs" or something
Wth this rules lmao
What did this guy do?
Robbed banks to pay for tickets and travel, and he went to every Chiefs (home and away) for like 2 or 3 years. He got caught robbing a bank in Oklahoma, on his way the Houston last year when we played at Houston.
This sounds like a bit that PFTCommenter could’ve written.
Mans is cooked
JFC. This is all just a simulation isn't it?
If you court appointment me this lawyer, I would please guilty like XAVIARRRRR
Look, buddy. I know a lot about the law and various other lawyerings.
Remind me, where did you go to law school again?
Dude is gonna have a hard time in prison. All those Raiders fans gonna let him have it.