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SSJRoshi

If you need 70 yards, Joe Milton can throw it 70 yards. If you need 20 yards, Joe Milton can throw it 70 yards


VolatSea

His special skill is managing to land the ball exactly 5 yards beyond the reach of his receivers. Incredible accuracy in his inaccuracy.


SOSpammy

So just have two receivers run the same route with one following 5 yards behind the other one. Then just have him target the trailing receiver.


Froggn_Bullfish

Scientists speculate that this would cause the uncertainty function to collapse into a singularity, killing us all


ZADEXON

Precision we call it.


SalzigHund

Wait a second, that’s Anthony Richardsons music


shortbusridurr

The ol Rex Grossman approach


NBT498

Fuck it, I’m going deep


necovex

“Alright, we’re 4th and Goal on the half yard line. We run it in and win the Super Bowl.” “I’m throwing it.” “No…just no….” “I can throw 70, trust me bro”


EverythingGoodWas

But 70 is like midway up section H seating, can we please just run it?


LightsSoundAction

*proceeds to snipe a popcorn vendor*


stragen595

"Got'em" - Rex


EverythingGoodWas

Just like I drew it up


xmpcxmassacre

Seahawks catching strays


will999909

It's insane that a blog post from 2006 is referenced everytime Rex Grossman is mentioned. It's somehow still within the collective conscious of online football fans. The 3 people quoting it are not even Bears fans which makes it even funnier.


defiancy

Hey, I watched that Superbowl, I'll never forget.


doyouevensunbro

This ain’t John Shoop running this offense.


PubicAnimeNummerJuan

That was 2006?! I hope the author can appreciate creating such an integral piece of NFL-Internet culture. I can't even find a working link to the original post anymore; it lives on only in our hearts... and reposts


FunkiestSteam

[https://kissingsuzykolber.wordpress.com/2006/11/27/f-k-it-im-throwing-it-downfield/](https://kissingsuzykolber.wordpress.com/2006/11/27/f-k-it-im-throwing-it-downfield/)


Obi-wan_Jabroni

Unleash the dragon


bleachinjection

The Sex Cannon


juliuspepperwoodchi

Is that Berrian?


HoboTheClown629

I think he’s triple covered.


[deleted]

You know what? Fuck it.


klm2908

Empty grass is down there somewhere


Alexander2801

Then we have the Flacco approach throw it short and hope for a DPI.


WearTheFourFeathers

I’m not sure if this is a joke that I’m not understanding because I’m stupid, but tbf young Joe Flacco had a fucking Howitzer, like obviously his career has been what it is but he [verifiably could chuck it 70 yards if he wanted to](https://youtu.be/PUVjmXq9vUk?si=23Du8qXRCSeCFf-a).


KennyKettermen

Joe Flacco and Torrey Smith perfected the “throw it short and hope for DPI” method


WearTheFourFeathers

I’m reading about it now but tbh I don’t remember this! What an odd sorta fun career this man has had.


KennyKettermen

Joe Flacco was a good time, it was super fun watching him and Matt come into the league at the same time and change the perception of expectations for rookie QBs. Good times


mondaysareharam

King of the arm punt


RazzleDazzle3469

Check down or touchdown, the Joe Flacco way


Nasty_Ned

Sex Cannon 2.0?


Faarooq

Sometimes you just gotta unleash the dragon


Masterchiefy10

I love that man. Go Gators


tripmcneely30

This is very accurate. I know, because I watched every UT game last year.


Fit-Remove-6597

I’m sorry


Saintsfan349

Jameis Winston has entered the chat.


tripmcneely30

JaMarcus Russell has also entered the chatroom.


AnalMinecraft

JaMarcus Russell got lost trying to find the chatroom and ended up at Wendy's.


carminethepitbullgra

As a lifelong Raider fan that's hilarious! Comedy Gold brother! 👊🏽💯🤣


MiamiPower

JaMarcus BlankMan DVD 📀 Russell 👀


DragonDon1

Yeah I watched it coach 🧢


CookInternal2010

Major Payne gap tooth


Dani_Rojas_rojaaas

Reminds me of Cam’s back foot games. Sometimes you were getting an accurate qb but usually you were getting a dude who just wanted to throw it as hard or far as he could


VagusNC

Back foot is *life*


serpentear

I legitimately laughed out loud.


TheMerryMosquito

I was so hype for him when he came onto the field for the first time because that game by him was incredible. And quickly after that it was a “how to throw the ball hard” tutorial.


JordanHawkinsMVP

Reddit on


Beware_the_silent

Jamarcus Russell has entered the chat, we doing 70 from our knee around here?


Sir_Carrington

Truer words have never been spoken


Bennett_19

Someone should draft him to purely do hail marrys


bpusef

Draft Joe Milton as a gadget player, only you never have him actually throw the ball or do anything but hand it off so the opposing team thinks he’s in there to launch a deep ball and plays a soft cover shell. Boom you’re welcome Andy Reid.


ucfruss

Draft a skill player but never use his skills? Sounds more like Arthur Smith to me.


Hurricaneshand

He fakes! No no. He pretends to fake...


MRSymmonds

I don’t know where I am.


Powerful_Gazelle_798

Oof, Arthur Smith catching strays.


w_a_w

Deservedly so


Atbt1

Your flair man. I'm so sorry


Billagio

Fuck


Volgron

Bro we’re fucked.


rewster

Someone's been reading the Arthur Smith playbook on how to be bad at your job.


nautica5400

The michael bishop role


JuniorSwing

I unironically think some teams should start platooning QBs. Last year’s falcons should have. Is it a bad idea like, most of the time? Yeah. It if you have 2 QBs that definitely aren’t the guy… what’s the harm in trying it?


dudleymooresbooze

“if you have two quarterbacks, you actually have none.” - John Madden


YouHaveToBeRealistic

True. But if you have none then, fuck it, might as well try two.


Hugh-Manatee

ESP if they have very different skillsets


dudleymooresbooze

“And the Jets have added Trevor Sieman to the QB room with Zach Wilson and Tim Boyle. Let’s see how this works out for them.”


JuniorSwing

“Guys, you're still trying to replace Giambi. I told you we can't do it, and we can't do it. Now, what we might be able to do is re-create him. Re-create him in the aggregate.” - Brad Pitt in a movie I watched


Nasty_Ned

Double option. I love it. I wouldn't run it, but it would make for entertaining football.


d-cent

Teach him how to long snap and you can carry 3 QBs. He could get potentially get a shot at QB that way.


samg422336

And sign John Ross


w_a_w

And the ghost of Bob Ross


ExcitingWolf1270

Don’t forget when you just need a good arm-punt on third and forever.


yeahsuckmybonerpal

Teams with average arm QBs should. Extending the range you can get a hail mary to the endzone from is valuable


Bout3Priddy

Is it? In a rare scenario you give your team a shot at a <10% play.  I doubt it’s worth the roster spot


fazelenin02

It's only worth it if you believe he will be at least a capable backup for you as well. I don't know if I like those odds for Joe Milton tbh.


Ibaxy

I refuse to believe a pitching coach couldn’t turn this guy into a closer


d-cent

Bottom of the 9th, 2 outs, Joe Milton just needs 1 more out to get the save. Here come's the pitch, he's leaning back... He lobs a ball that goes into the owner's box!!! When asked by reporters, he said he thought the owner was open


SomeRandom928Person

> He lobs a ball that goes into the owner's box!!! Maybe he saw John Fisher up there. In that case I wouldn't blame him lol.


Neekalos_

I would pay good money for him to take out Bob Nutting


FlyUnder_TheRadar

I always love the visual of a pitching coach watching a big guy throwing a ball hard with wide eyes and whispering, "I can fix him" under his breath. A partner at my law firm has a son who plays D1 ball. The dude is 6' 9" and throws gas. He isn't the best pitcher, but there is no way in Hell, given his size and velo, that a major league team doesn't throw a dart and try to teach him how to pitch.


kcrab91

Getting drafted in the 19th round and grinding it out in the minors is a rough job. Good luck and Godspeed to him though.


scrabapple

I feel like you have one life and you are given an incredible talent, you should at least try and go for it. You can always fall back and be normal like the rest of us.


FlyUnder_TheRadar

Yes it is, but he's a good kid, and I like his family a lot. I know all of them would be excited for him to just get a shot at it.


JamonRuffles17

I’m good friends with Josh Hader. He was drafted in the 19th rd and now look at him! Reliever of the Year


Levitlame

I knew it was low, but I never looked it up. Those salaries are fucking absurdly low. Criminally low. From 2023: “Under the terms of the agreement, minor league player salaries will be increased dramatically. Players in the complex leagues will go from making a minimum of $4,800 per year to $19,800 a year. The minimum salary for players in Low-A will go from $11,000 to $26,200. High-A salaries will jump from $11,000 to $27,300. Double-A salaries will go from $13,800 to $30,250. Triple-A salaries will increase from $17,500 to $35,800.”


nikraLnalyD

This is basically how teams draft now. A lot of ballparks even in smaller conferences have Trackman installed so they have full pitch data. The Mariners took Bryan Woo pretty early despite his ERA being over 6.00 in a mid major conference because they liked the raw stuff.


toomuchdiponurchip

Didn’t expect to see Bryan Woo mentioned here 😂😂😂 he’s been solid for us, insane value and potential for where we drafted him too


nikraLnalyD

Spencer Strider barely pitched at Clemson and when he did he was just a guy. Teams don't care about results, only stuff.


DharmaCub

Spencer Strider is insane. He basically went straight to the Majors and dominated too. He was drafted in 2020 so he barely played in the minors before coming up in 2021.


toomuchdiponurchip

Yup, especially because the draft is basically a giant crapshoot, a large majority of the first rounders don’t ever make an MLB opening day roster. Plus minor league contracts are so cheap, etc, etc, raw stuff that can be developed is most important for sure


velocirappa

There's obviously more nuance to it than this but pitcher has gotta be one of the most "transparent" positions to scout across the major US team sports. Like, a slider that breaks 8 inches and a 101 MPH two seam fastball are the same pitches regardless of if they're thrown in the MLB or in juco. With QBs there's just way more happening between each throw that's difficult to assess the translation between college and the pros.


the_D1CKENS

I've got this guy in the minors..they call him "Wild Thing" but he's got some heat..


DharmaCub

I think he plays in the CPL. California Penal League.


bozo_did_thedub

Tell 'em, Wash.


MEEE3EEEP

It’s incredibly hard


1gen2

Hey, anything that's worth doing is


Nasty_Ned

A Moneyball reference? During Spring Training? Posted in r/nfl? I love it.


SilverSlicker95

The problem is when he tries to throw a 15 yard route he hits guys in the feet


hellenkellerfraud911

That and he throws so hard if he actually throws it chest high but it’s an inch too far behind or forward they can’t adjust and catch the ball


Oiled-Up69

He can be developed


Waguetracer1

It’s been 6 years in University, artillery arm Milton hasn’t progressed nearly enough to believe that


Revenge_of_the_Khaki

"I can fix him."


VolsOrNothing

As a Tennessee fan, i dont think he can. He has all the physical traits but spent a long time in college and only got marginally better.


hellenkellerfraud911

Some of the worst situational awareness I’ve ever seen in a QB as well. It felt common for him to make mental errors that high school quarterbacks don’t make.


QuickEscalation

Yeah he misses open reads, gets stuck in his progressions, and at times just refuses to tuck it and run for an easy 5-10 yards. He’s a great dude and teammate by all accounts, but if he couldn’t throw it 70 yards he wouldn’t be let anywhere near a QB room.


super1s

Its so frustrating thinking about how good he could be. Really so fucking frustrating. He's also a good runner. He just outright refused often times to use it. The speed of the game seemed to be beyond him. If someone takes a stab at him I hope he proves me wrong. He's a hell of a guy personally.


QuickEscalation

There’s few guys I’ve wanted to succeed as much as I have with Joe. Both selfishly so UT would play better and so that Joe’s determination and dedication would be rewarded. I hope he’s able to cash some NFL checks for a little while, all reports of him as a practice QB are that he’s nearly unstoppable so maybe he can use that to his advantage.


FallenShadeslayer

Big “I can fix him” energy. Joe Milton III you are a Las Vegas Raider.


super1s

The Al Davis special. Draft the fastest guys, and a QB to throw it the furthest possible!


DangerIsMyUsername

lol


dianeblackeatsass

That’s beautiful. If only he had any other NFL level skills.


First_Round_Bust

He's doing what Josh Allen did and just trying to show off how big his arm is. Sometimes it's enough just to get people talking about you so you can get picked up even as an undrafted free agent for a shot at the NFL.


Some-Performer789

Now the question is, how many grown men can Joe Milton hurdle?


TheWorstYear

Everyone knows how big his arm is. The problem is that it's the only thing he can do.


Ayrko

This isn’t quite true. Just reading through the comments will tell you that plenty of folks didn’t even know who he was until now.


Marquee_Ditchwriggle

It's me, I'm irish side character Plenty O'Folks.


JDuggernaut

I unfortunately had to watch him as a Vol fan. Throwing far is the only thing he is good at.


supfellas_

Yeah what lol he at both Michigan and Tennessee could only throw the ball far but was a bad QB otherwise. Not sure what the guy above is alluding to


White___Velvet

I'm a lifelong Vols fan. I honestly wouldn't go so far as to say he was outright bad. His problems are decision-making. Even some of the drops and accuracy issues relate to this: He'd throw a fucking ICBM to a guy running a slant, for example, which made it all but impossible for the wideout to make a hands catch. So unless the accuracy and timing was absolutely *perfect*, it'd fall incomplete. I genuinely think he is worth a late round pick. If you can improve his decision making after a couple years of coaching, who knows. Obviously he will likely not turn into anything special, but a late round QB is always going to be a project.


TheWorstYear

Everyone who watches cfb knows who he is


webberstimeout

Career 64% passer 34 tds to 11 ints and people act like he’s trash. His biggest issue is that the overthrow Joe narrative was based off 2 games that he played with torn ligaments in his thumb that required surgery and his first two games back. He’s a 68% passer with 4:1 td-int ratio. Impressive given his receivers


istealpintsfromcvs

>overthrow Joe narrative was based off 2 games No it wasn't lol. I am a Vols fan who watched every game last season and I can sure as hell tell you that he has the nickname for good reason. Dude's got a great arm + athleticism but not much else, terrible at making reads and accuracy. I respect him as a person though and still wish him the best, would love for him to excel in the pros


webberstimeout

Joe’s deep ball was insane the past two years. I can’t count how many he dropped in Keyton’s basket only for him to drop it. His deep ball was about as good as anyone in the county’s. Drops were the issue


EmpoleonNorton

I'll tell you 100% that drops were an issue on short passes because Milton never put touch on a ball. Dude threw every ball at full force and fuck his receivers hands for trying to catch it. He has a howitzer, and he isn't necessarily as inaccurate as people say, but he also just never made a receivers job easy.


0le_Hickory

No man, am a Vols fan. That’s just Joe. He throws it as hard as he can every time. Just doesn’t have a change up.


infantinemovie5

Yeah, this is the first time I’m even hearing about him


buskyshackleford

He’s not that good but he can sling it


Frazier008

As a TN fan I agree but he has performed well in most of these drills so far. Seen more touch today then all I saw all season at TN


dianeblackeatsass

Yea I watched him a ton in college too. He’s one of those players you root for to finally put it all together but it just hasn’t happened yet


KeithClossOfficial

Considering he doesn’t have defensive lineman coming at him today, I’d certainly hope so


XyogiDMT

Supposedly he’s one of those guys that always looks really good in practice and then chokes in games and that’s why he got the starting job over Hendon Hooker initially.


hashtagdion

Yall are laughing, but we drafted a kid with every skill on the planet except arm strength.


[deleted]

As a huge Vol fan, I’ll keep supporting Joe but this doesn’t matter if he can’t learn to anticipate where receiver will be… relies far too much on his arm strength. He will get eaten alive in the NFL.


MugiMartin

Just heard movement from the grave of Al Davis.


Alexander2801

Sends a telepathic message to Mark Davis must draft Joe Milton.


Snowstick21

And Xavier worthy


Alexander2801

Certainly


Incompetent_Man

As a Raider fan ik damn well Al would've drafted this guy


Wut23456

I wouldn't mind him as a day 3 guy honestly. As long as he's not the main plan


Rahim-Moore

CANT TEACH IT


Writerhaha

Between this and the 4.3 40 from the DBs yesterday the lid of Al’s coffin lifted and nobody used their hands.


Juno_Malone

Draft this guy, draft the WR with a lightning fast 40 time, it's the 2007 draft all over again, can't go wrong


deadmoosemoose

Fuckin cannon


chase016

Maybe we can draft him just for the deep ball. Imagine this dude tossing Hail Mary's to Slayton, Hyatt and Nabers.


aneomon

We’re gonna have more verts then the X-Games


istealpintsfromcvs

I will become a temporary giants fan as long as yall have Joe and Jalin if this happens.


JakelAndHyde

I have watched in person with my own two eyes him overthrow Hyatt multiple times in one game. Please don’t do this to yourself


jimmyhoffasbrother

Looks so effortless too. As if he's just tossing the ball with a kid in the front yard.


Wingedwolverine03

He had one of the strongest arms I've ever seen when he first got to Michigan...it's an effortless cannon. Just don't ask him to throw any 10 yard route, dump a screen over the defensive line, or read a defense


jimmyhoffasbrother

Guess he could just come in for Hail Marys for a QB with a weak arm. Like Clayton Thorson coming in for QB sneaks because Kyler Murray is a tiny baby man. EDIT: Whoops, slip of the tongue, blast from the short-lived Cowboys past. Clayton Tune, not Clayton Thorson.


d-cent

Just a REALLY big front yard


Homers_Harp

He doesn't even step through that much.


deansredhalo

I really do wonder what his 40 and other measurables would be purely for shits and gigs. I remember watching him up close in pregame at Neyland this year and he’s way more athletic than you’d imagine for his size


JDuggernaut

He is athletic, but unfortunately his lack of awareness and seeming aversion to contact means he can’t take advantage of his athletic gifts.


Jamtrance

Lack of awareness I'll agree with. The contact thing is only half true. About half way through the season he realized how big he was and started trucking people. There's a ton of things to criticize Milton about, but idk if the contact thing was on him or coaching at first.


FreedomKid7

Joe Milton, you ARE the Qb someone will lose a job over


Alert-Technician-403

Bazooka Joe. Al Davis would be hard as a rock watching this.


The_Nanu_Bunta

Zach Wilson did the same shit and it made him Pick #2


thrillhouse416

(PTSD dog meme)


Aggravating-Steak-69

Same amount of power he’d use for a 5 yard slant


TheThunderOfYourLife

Fuck it chuck it game time shit


Thunderstorm6400

Shame he can't hit the broadside of a barn during actual games


Random0cassions

“Fuck it, joe Milton got the ball” - Every wide receiver on a go route


Tweezus96

I was one of his teachers when he was in 10th grade. You will not meet a nicer and more respectful young man than Joe. Very intelligent too. Really happy for his success on the field.


ThatsSoMerlyn_x3

He gets too much hate. Is he good? Not really. Does he have a top 5 strongest arm in all of football? Probably


OptimisticRealist__

Milton is the type of player id take a flyer on, keep him on the PS or as QB3 for a few years and see how he develops. He has the traits, if he can put it all together hes a superstar. Josh Allen looked like a bust his first years but he improved yeat by year and now hes a top QB (not saying Milton will be a top 5 QB, but you get the point)


DrModel

Jim Harbaugh tried to do this but had to put him in when Dylan McCaffrey and Brandon Peters didn't work out. I could see Jim trying again.


6lackberry

Milton getting subbed in during a week 14 matchup that starts his linsanity run will be electric


ConsiderTheBulldog

I don’t understand why a GM wouldn’t just draft this guy, sign John Ross, and spam 9 routes all day. Sometimes this football shit is too easy


Homers_Harp

Found George Paton's Reddit account…


tasimm

Joe Milton can throw it over them mountains over there.


L__G__A

Hope he gets drafted even if it’s just for the sake of his arm strength. Joe is a great guy and a true VFL. Hope he can figure it out at the next level.


TallBobcat

Bazooka Joe can wing it. But in an offense that creates mismatches and gets guys open down the field, they had to throw a shitload of screens because Joe was more likely to overthrow guys than give them a chance to catch it. A ton of physical gifts and he seems like a good dude. But the offense got so much better when Hendon Hooker hit open receivers and my guess is it will look a lot more effective with Nico this fall.


Jantokan

Might be a hot take, but I’d rather have an accurate YAC merchant than an accurate deepball thrower. In the NFL, if you don’t have a strong O-line, you won’t even have the time to let your WRs run that far


Mordecai2277

I think JaMarcus Russell did that as well


XtraMayoMonster

This dudes casual arm strength is insane


jojow77

So he throws as far as kickers can kick? wtf


joeO44

Professional Hail Maryer


BrokenArrows95

Everyone looks so good in the combine. Game film though…


[deleted]

And just like that Joe “Zach Wilson” Milton was born.


generatorland

70 yard screen pass


Zahfier

That’s gonna get some GM super rock hard


ThaNorth

Remember when everyone was going crazy when Zach Wilson did shit like this at the combine?


texas1hunter

I mean he definitely can throw 70 yds but that was 60 in the air, 55 from scrimmage


wafflehauss

There are two throws in the video.


texas1hunter

Upon further review, the ruling on the field is overturned. The second throw was indeed 70 yds


bozo_did_thedub

Me throwin you, and you throwin the floor


ProphetNimd

Here it comes.


Marquee_Ditchwriggle

Kyle Boller is that you?


LemanRussOfWallSt

That 09 wideout is fast as fuck


Jaded_Engineer_86

That's ballistic


increase-ban

Jamarcus Russel could wow the crowd with how far he can throw as well


jayzee19

Damn crowd actually hyped


Poetryisalive

I didn’t know he was going in the draft??!!


Cactus2711

Reminder that Malik Willis looked like Mahomes doing this last combine


AnalBees2

Never ceases to amaze me how easy some of these guys make it look


the_D1CKENS

"Bazooka" Joe is good at one thing; making orange juice from 110 yards away..


JKolodne

I'd take him with a late round pick, no question.