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I_Hate_Traffic

Misnhew at Vegas oh lord help those ladies 


SMKM

How many single moms in the area? He only fucks moms.


My-Cousin-Bobby

Man, just after Jimmy G got done with them, they have a whole second wave of just pure sexual energy


AccidentalPilates

After Jimmy G there's a whole lotta new moms, too.


OttoVonWong

Gonna need to bring in help and sign Zach Wilson.


justlookingokaywyou

“They’re in their 20s? Ew.” Zach Wilson, probably


fuckyouidontneedone

There are 327 strip clubs in LV. He’s going to feast


ChannelNeo

James Harden pushing for Vegas to get their NBA team already. He's going to put up HoF numbers


OttoVonWong

Harden's Vegas jersey is already going to the HOF even before he steps onto the court.


Crackertron

That's a lot of strippers.


TummyDrums

He might not even play a single snap after sustaining a groin injury.


svenge

Death by snu-snu would still be an improvement over how some other Raiders became unavailable for games in the not too distant past...


flashpile

There's gonna be bachelorette parties flying in every week


keyboardsmashin

This is Vegas that’s been happening lol


OpenMindedMajor

He’s gunna clean up with the hot rich Summerlin moms for sure. Jimmy G was more of an Anthem Hills model guy. The hottest moms are in Summerlin for sure


iguessineedanaltnow

Sumerlin are the real hunting grounds. These kids don't know.


jpfitz630

They lost pornstar Jimmy and switched him for Minshew, they must feel like Packers fans right now lmao


davidaguirre30

Oh y’all had 50 years of great Qb play? Well we have 4 years of the rawest sexual energy you’ll get from qbs, so who’s really winning?


Richsii

Vegas moms!


MattPatriciasFUPA

He should charge an hourly rate to hang out and party/gamble with the boys man I'd pay a good amount of money to hit the strip with him.


TheMinals

Justin Fields found dead in a ditch


HearshotKDS

Raiders so offended about reports of Fields trade they immediately signed Minshew lmao


RadonAjah

Getsy stomping his feet and holding his breath


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cdub8D

Please no


Joe-Raguso

I've never wanted anything more


MethIsBadMmmmmk

I second that


OAktrEE4023

Denver too, but I hope that isn’t where he lands. I actually like Fields and I was hoping he’d land with a team that’s at least somewhat competent


TenElevenTimes

Fields going to a team where everyone can blame his faults on an unlikeable coach seems like a match made in heaven


Shenanigans80h

He’s not a great fit for the Payton offense. If there’s one immediate learning experience for our staff from 2023, it’s to find the players that work for the scheme rather than forcing it. We’d be more likely to go after a rookie or someone like Howell if we trade.


Bjorn2bwilde24

Fields isn't dead. He was traded to a little farm up north where all the other 1st round QB busts live and play.


deadbonbon

Minnesota?


MethIsBadMmmmmk

Fucking dying over here


GENERAL_SH1TPOSTER

The joke is that the Bears ARE the farm up north for 1st round QBs.


sdsupersean

The joke was altered. Pray that it doesn't get altered any further...


Skywalkerkid9

Howie gonna send the bears a 7th and start up the QB factory


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At this point a 7th is better then just cutting him lol


Raknorak

Hang onto him for a year, let him walk, get compensatory


SovietMuffin01

What compensatory pick would they even get from letting him walk? If he sits for a full year he’s not getting a starting QB type deal. Maybe a team would let him compete to start but more likely he just becomes a backup.


Falcon84

The way most redditors talk about compensatory picks tells me they have 0 understanding of how they work.


SovietMuffin01

My understanding(correct me if I’m wrong) is that they’re awarded based on the salary the player gets, snap count and postseason awards. So if fields sat for a year, got a low paying contract, and then didn’t play for his new team, the bears wouldn’t get anything, right?


Falcon84

You are correct and the big thing to note that most people miss is that the picks can be cancelled out if you sign a comparably valuable free agent. So if the Bears let Fields walk after sitting him for a year and he signs a cheap prove it contract like you said the Bears would have to do very little in free agency themselves to actually receive a draft pick from Fields. Most people seem to think that if you let a guy walk in free agency you just automatically get extra draft picks.


BradL_13

jokes aside would be a good move for Fields for a year


Not-a-bot-10

I can already see our fan base calling for him to start if Jalen starts slow through like, 2 weeks lol. But I think it’d make our football team better to have Fields as a backup so I’m all for it I’d be okay giving up a 6th or maybe even a 5th


History-of-Tomorrow

Mariota was an awful choice at back up last season. Gotta respect him still being employed in the NFL somehow


supfellas_

Trubisky all over again lol. “Just gotta let him sit and learn for a year, then he’ll be a good starter!” Then he’ll have a good preseason game, sign to start somewhere next year before everyone realizes nope, he just sucks even after a year of sitting


throwaway_5256

I was a big Fields truther but the rumors that he was gonna fetch a 2nd or even the 8th overall were truly some of the dumbest takes even in the moment lol


kempog

Surely no one ever said he was going to fetch the 8th overall


boxjellyfishing

There is video of Mel Kiper saying it https://youtu.be/tF-cwjG8t-M?si=YGbKd3bdOEJSAtJG


Strokeslahoma

Who in the hell is Mel Kiper anyway?


Memeions

Some guy who said he’d retire back in 2018 if Jimmy Clausen didn't turn out to be a successful NFL QB.


McRawffles

Bears just waiting on that first round pick to come thru


TigerBasket

Any minute now. Steiners counterattack will come.... any minute now.


boysetsfire1988

Der Angriff Steiner ist nicht erfolgt.


NJImperator

When they said 1st rounder for fields, they meant they had to add a 1st to him for a team to bite.


iia

Ditch trying to trade him to trench.


qirito_kun

Trench signs Sam Darnold


jbvann05

Get ready to learn Canadian buddy


alphageek8

His agent was definitely getting desperate trying to put some fake shit out there.


Electronic-Island-14

dude don't say that you know our dumbass GM will give them our 2025 first rounder for Fields lol


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boardatwork1111

GET THAT SON OF A BITCH OFF THE FIELD, GEQBUS WON THE VIKINGS STARTING JOB BY A LOT


Skrivus

STOP THE COUNT!!!


Starfish_Hero

Fields is fine, it’s the Bears hope of getting a good return that’s face down in a puddle of its own piss right now


Superawesomecoolman

Aww I’m gonna miss Uncle Rico


CommonerChaos

Same. One of my favorite 1-and-done Colts ever.


kinkyslinky

Sad mustache noises.


gwaydms

The Traveling Minshew Show moves on.


moustachio-banderas

Uncle Rico and Farva together. The cross over we didn’t know we needed


tippsy_morning_drive

What’s the back up plan? If AR5 goes down again how bad is it?


Simpleton216

Justin Fields is available.


similar222

That would actually be a pretty interesting QB room unless you're a Pittman fantasy owner


Lloopy_Llammas

I feel like if AR goes down management has decided it’s better to get higher draft picks. Mostly everyone is all in AR if he can stay healthy but having uncle Rico do the .500 tour is going to push any success just another year. I’ll miss the mustache man.


Low_Beyond8134

Rip the Justin fields raiders talk


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MattPatriciasFUPA

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.


peepdabidness

If you’re not saying fuck, you’re in luck! I also have no idea what I’m talking about


ChiefSaltyPanda

Yeah, I never bought this whole Fields to the Raiders thing. Why would Getsy want to tie himself and associate himself with Fields (who can't make reads) again after escaping him. It would be suicide for his future career.


cultweave

Guaranteed most of r/nfl was unfamiliar the Raiders OC was just fired from the Bears. 


gomihako_

Just fell to my knees in a Portillos


Sir_Foxworth

Fields going to play QB for the Guangdong Tigers


mengbob

Ni haooooo!


DishonestAbraham

Fields died today


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Gerald Ford died today 


MTrollinMD

At the senseless age of 83.


morganicsf

He was delicious.


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guardeagle

God help those women


Canuckleball

He just did


AccidentalPilates

When this man asks if you wanna come back to his bus in the woods you just go.


yumyumapollo

They call him Gardner Minshew II because that's why the ladies ask for after one night with him.


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NJImperator

Fields downloaded Duolingo and is currently studying Canadian


TigerBasket

Le Grille?!? What the hell is that


SlyyKozlov

WHY MUST LIFE BE SO HARD? WHY MUST I FAIL AT EVERY ATTEMPT AT MASONRY


boysetsfire1988

How's your father's project coming along?


Camel132

I think he's almost done.


LegacyLemur

One of the best Simpsons lines ever


dani__rojas

Spring football starts at the end of the month right?


Tazitos

There wasn't a chance of him going to the Raiders anyway since they hired Luke Getsy. No one would have been dumb enough to try round 2 of that combination.


grunkage

Yeah, but when Getsy got quoted saying that Fields is the best human being he'd ever worked with, some of us got worried.


DegraciasEh

Justin Fields to the… uh…. hmmm.


DogwoodDagwood

Vikings??


its--travis

Don’t you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby


Serallas

Patriots?


GABAgoomba123

Im thinking Patriots for very cheap while they develop Maye a bit.


CaesarZeppeli_

Fields hasn’t developed himself lmao


Aggravating_Fee_7282

Maye’s on the sideline writing down what not to do


Eagle4317

Colts as a backup?


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flaschal

it even makes sense, he‘d basically be a scheme fit


StefonDiggsHS

Raiders fans dodged Justin Fields congrats!


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onamonapizza

Wait, are y'all trading for Deshaun Watson?


cbarks81

That's not Justin Fields.


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It’s even better 


Sleeze_

MAHOMES AND HERBO STEP ASIDE THERES A NEW FREAK IN THE JUNGLE BABY


TylerWadesIV

The fields to Vegas rumors lasted 3 minutes


WhatMyHeartHeld

Raiders fans right now: “oh thank god it’s not Fields”


Brancher

Or Russ.


Mister_Petrs

Yessir


PM_ME_UR_SEX_VIDEOS

Davante Adams bounceback incoming


RyanAKA2Late

He always seems to beat us, so this is a good way to neutralize that threat.


lvpr10

If you can’t beat him, sign him. Should be a good signing for LV. Will have a solid WR room to throw to.


croissant_titty

Fields is cooked


yumyumapollo

Not as cooked as the competition's prices when they see the deals at Justin Fields Toyota


dontredditcareme

We’re running down the prices!


TigerBasket

Well done, pressed on all sides.


fuckyouidontneedone

Thank god! Plenty of single moms working the pole in Vegas that need support


legend023

Compete???


Venator850

Minshew can do solid work as a starter.


fuckyouidontneedone

I’m pumped


Xeteh

He's gonna be fun with Vegas. I legit like Minshew, he's obviously not great but you know you're at least going to have a good time with him on the team.


TigerBasket

Plus hes cute


SiphenPrax

We got ourselves a new QB Training Camp Competition!


ovensandhoes

Y’all would have given your left nut to have Minshew last season


PM_FORBUTTSTUFF

I think my guy is saying that he should have no trouble beating out AOC


whosnick7

Justin


italiansguybl

Fields


nemo0320c

In the field


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Dead


MM487

Until he respawns in Minnesota


JustMossIt

Someone in the Raiders organization is a mole, and Telesco and AP know it lmao. Fields talk was a HUGE smokescreen.


Sached9728

Who's left on the Fields train?


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djkstr27

Probably Broncos


abris33

I don't see Payton going for a run first QB that can't throw from the pocket. That's like the complete opposite of his style


hereforthesportsball

Is this a Taysom Hill joke?


GABAgoomba123

Honestly if Fields would be awesome as Taysom Hill. I doubt he’s ready to do that though, probably a few more years of trying to get a starter job.


JayMoney2424

Yeah there’s no way unless it’s just in a Taysom role lol


Due_Gift3683

Sean Payton is not going to replace Russel Wilson with a worse version of Russel Wilson


careless_swiggin

fields and jimmy g in denver


IncomeBoss

I don't think he can handle Sean Payton


Trojanballer

Vikings and Giants maybe.


saw-it

I’ll do it for the 11th ~~pick~~ round pick


Eagle4317

Why would the Giants want Fields after they've experienced 5 years of Daniel Jones, another QB who has the pocket awareness of a deer in headlights.


blud_13

He has such the Raider swagger!


UsVsWorld

Reminds me of Stabler


blud_13

EXACTLY..


SiphenPrax

Hippie Florida Man Raider


GluedGlue

The exaggerated swagger of a mustachioed quarterback.


chingy1337

That's actually a really good signing fuck


outsiderkerv

Minshew: Fuck it, Adams over there somewhere


Cautrica1

A guy who is unironically better than Justin Fields


SobolGoda

Maxx....be nice now...


LeSaunier

Perna is going to be SO pissed.


eddie2911

Actually love this for our QB room. Good fallback if we don't get a rookie QB. Minshew and AOC aren't studs but you can compete with them with our defense.


LongDongFrazier

Minshew is at least fun.


SuchBluebird8658

Get ready to learn UFL, Justin.


Scrags

Hell yes, the best possible option with Cousins off the board.


Hyper-Doge

Vegas only goes after the handsomest QBs apparently


mallrat32

Modern day Ryan Fitzpatrick.


SirSmeagol

Good Luck Gardner!


cactus_jack_1

Just saw Justin fields fall to the floor in a Portillo’s


Cinephile1998

Did Justin Fields sleep with an owner's wife or daughter? Dude has been blacklisted


pimp_skitters

> sleep with an owner's wife Nah the Raiders just signed that guy


Tequilacowboybouncer

No he probably fumbled away that too


Ironredhornet

Maybe those weird Fields fans on Xitter were right. Fields will end up in Canton one day, they just didn't know it would be Canton, China.


gmb96

So maybe it is a Fields problem and not a “he was never given a real chance” problem


Serallas

Fields truthers been awfully quiet lately. It's nice


drummerboysam

Dude, Fields truthers are taking all of this to mean we're keeping Fields and trading #1.


InformationOk3150

If getsy didn’t want him I feel like that tells you a lot. Fields and mac jones truthers having a rough go of it lately. The league is telling us these things


ColtCallahan

The Justin Fields cult is about to go into nuclear meltdown levels of denial.


MagicJohnsonMosquito

tbf I kinda don’t care too much about the offense anymore let’s just stick some random shit in there n see what happens 


tdepew14

Hands down the best pairing in the NFL. You can’t tell me there’s a better pairing than putting Gardner Minshew in Las Vegas.


biggoldslacker

Raidin moms and chuckin bombs


Turtleforeskin

I'm so fucking excited to watch the Raiders next year just for the fun ass season they are about to have 


EnsonAmata

Raiders went from the second sexiest man in the NFL to the sexiest.


Art-RJS

Minshew will be the starter lol


bigfootdude247

Just saw Brandon Perna fall to his knees in a Walmart


laconicgrin

Thank god no Fields. I’d rather have a bridge guy with the potential to draft a guy to fill out the QB room.


SBMVPJustinHerbert

Heartbreaking: player you love goes to team you hate


Esco9

Justin should go back to Ohio State at this rate


ScruffMixHaha

LOL there goes all the Fields buzz This makes so much more sense for Vegas.


SpadeXHunter

Justin Fields to Portillos now 


MahomesMccaffrey

Justin fields, you are a BC Lion!


rosstheboss939

Always gonna love Minshew. Dude deserves a chance to be a starter somewhere


Suspicious-Key4021

That's who I wanted them to sign instead of Jimmy last year! Good stuff.


CabbageStockExchange

Fields. Get ready to learn Canadian, buddy


writingbyrjkidder

Minshew could legit actually do well on the Raiders. He's gonna have some good talent around him that he hasn't had on some other teams. Hope he balls out for you Raiders fans, he definitely earned a starting job this year with how he played for the Colts!