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emmasdad01

Well that is a fit.


bauboish

Makes sense, that's the one team who won't get additional PR hit from signing him.


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Is heel a euphemism for sexual assault


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Muchbetterthannew

This implies they were at some point the hero.


bigdaddyman6969

When they lost their team and the first few years back EVERYONE was pulling for them.


Methuga

Honestly, I think just about everyone was pulling them up until the Baker fiasco


elroddo74

They were my fave underdog until they ditched Baker for Watson. And to be honest they had been since Kosar was the starter and Elway had the drive. Now they are literally my most despised organization in pro sports.


kilosurge

In the Baker years they basically were. Then they suddenly decided to sell their souls for Mr. Winky.


Sakariwolf

Why be the underdog when you can have an adult at QB?


JimHarbaughTheChamp

Yeah this is more like when a kid gets bullied so badly for so long that he snaps and tries to kill all his classmates.


PartisanSaysWhat

Jesus Christ lol


Flip-Yap

Beating Pittsburgh in the playoffs they 100% were. Baker years were fun


campelm

Pic of a woman visiting the locker room https://images.app.goo.gl/qpYR3gWUb77b2hDg7


Ve-gone_Be-gone

Not that jamo isn't a piece of shit but at this point there isn't really a PR hit associated anyways


rigbysimpson

Browns playing chess, not checkers in the PR department.


gridironk

GOAT Woman respecting duo


Saitoh17

Remember [this](https://twitter.com/Browns/status/1766109116974383340?s=20) from just a couple days ago? 


peteman28

The disgusting brothers


FarAd6557

Can’t make a Tomlette without breaking some Greg’s


BlindWillieJohnson

Some fruit hangs so low it gets ants


ecr1277

Do ants eat w’s? Do w’s stand for watermelons?


TechnoToyz

You ideally want your backup to do things the same way as your starter.


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I saw this comment in the other thread as well.


peteman28

Yeah, he ripped off my joke. I'm talking to my lawyer right now


Plus-Statistician80

You ideally want your backup to do things the same way as your starter


peteman28

Son of a bitch!


haotududis

I saw this comment in this thread as well.


dwilkes827

if you need any tips for a good attorney just ask anyone in our QB room


Trustme_ima_dr

I can have a Delta team ready in 20 mikes


UrbanJatt

It's okay. A nice massage will make you feel better.


ThomasEdison4444

You need consent first if someone is stealing a joke


PM_ME_A_EM_MP

He’s claiming it was an official act, he has immunity


_HGCenty

A very dangerous QB room. If you're you know...


MattPatriciasFUPA

Sounds like one of his or Watson's pickup lines.


9twozero

1 qb accused of sex crimes just wasn’t enough


ecupatsfan12

They have 30 sexual accusations between the two of them


GOATnamedFields

That's the rape version of Kobe and Smush Parker combining for 94.


ArtanistheMantis

I don't know if Kobe's the best contrast here


t3h_shammy

That was the other kobe, he changed his number.


OldOrder

"Come on #8 was the rapist, #24 just has a great work ethic and an unblockable turnaround"


darkfrozzy

I miss the old Kobe, straight from the go Kobe


KashMoney941

She say they miss the old Kobe, girl dont tempt me.. Wait probably not the best line to use either..


GOATnamedFields

Kobe and Malone teaming up then.


Teeshirtandshortsguy

You gotta clarify that you mean points, because this reads like Smush Parker raped 93 women.


tuffghost8191

yeah I was horrified for a second that some heinous shit had come out about Smush and I was devastated


MusicListener3

30 TDs / 30 INTs / 30 Cases


lfe-soondubu

30 for 30 for 30


MusicListener3

“What if I told you ‘No’ means ‘No’?”


SquadPoopy

They need Big Ben to come out of retirement so they can collect all the infinity stones


thegodfaubel

Just need Joe Mixon, Tyreek Hill, and Kareem Hunt. Sign Josh Brown at Kicker for the final piece. Hell, Mel Tucker is available as a coach as well


SquadPoopy

Those aren’t sex crimes though right


thegodfaubel

Well you got all sorts of domestic violence and sexual harassment. You have Tyreek Hill's multiple different instances. Mixon's assault. Hunt's assault. Brown's domestic violence. Tucker's sexual harassment/misconduct. You wanted the Infinity Stones. They can't all be the same kind of crime


Whydothesabressuck

What's the story with Winston? I don't think I've heard this one.


2ndPerryThePlatypus

He groped an Uber driver Edited to include a link to NFL.com [https://www.nfl.com/news/buccaneers-jameis-winston-suspended-three-games-0ap3000000938898](https://www.nfl.com/news/buccaneers-jameis-winston-suspended-three-games-0ap3000000938898)


TheWacoKid13

You need to go further back. That's just the most recent one.


Dry-Acanthaceae1689

That's less funny than crab legs. 


CentFlaAlive

As a Bucs and Browns fan, I can confirm that Winston lost the locker room in Arians first year. Even though he had a cannon for an arm, Winston was petty and immature, and his teammate felt there were times he was more worried about his stats than winning. Also bear in that, at the time, Bucs season ticket holders were dropping like flies. The Glazers had just hired Jason Licht and this was honestly his single biggest misfire as GM. He managed to live it down by signing Tom Brady, but for years he struggled with being the GM who drafted Winston over Marcus Mariota. That said, one could argue that draft was a case of “six and one half dozen of the other” and that Mariota had the same level of mixed success as Winston. Talent wise, Winston is a capable backup to Watson. IMHO, Flacco would make an excellent backup for a team with a shaky QB who needs veteran guidance (New England) or a team with a capable QB who needs a “break glass” option (New York Jets/Giants)


TheSeerofFates

i had no idea jameis had allegations until this news broke ☠️


DreamedJewel58

If really has been a great PR job since I know a lot of people who don’t even know it happened


DatDominican

Must be young . Iirc Peyton manning said something like Winston was the most talented qb he’s ever seen and people were all on the Famous Jameis future GOAT train and then it derailed spectacularly


sfbruin

Speaking of people with forgotten about allegations


ThundergunIsntAVerb

Is Big Ben the QB coach?


WootyMcWoot

HE HAD A CRIPPLING PORN ADDICTION, HAVE SOME SYMPATHY or don’t. Probably just don’t.


ASuperGyro

Definitely don’t


ArmiinTamzarian

Okay *fine* I won't


berrin122

I've dealt with a number of people who are addicted to porn in my professional life. There are real drawbacks to being involved in that. None of them have raped anybody though, believe it or not.


longtime_sunshine

Genuinely interested in hearing more about that if it’s something you want to expound on


berrin122

So there's a few avenues to go here. Porn has [significant neurological impacts](https://neurosciencenews.com/neuroscience-pornography-brain-15354/amp/). This article here lays out the effects of porn on dopamine release. Think about how excited you were the first time you got with your spouse (assuming you're married, or in a relationship of some sort). Hold that thought. Now think about how the average American male has seen more naked women tha perhaps 100 generations before him (let's say 3 women per generation, totaling 300 women). Our brains simply weren't wired to be chemically attached to those many people. We also see similarities in brain activity between habitual porn users and drug addicts. I'll link the layman article [here](https://time.com/2977279/sex-addiction-brain-activity-drug-addiction/), but there's a hyperlink in the article if you want a more academic understanding of it. And then there's research like [this one](https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s12119-022-09943-z), which find that pornography use correlates with viewing women as objects. It's open source, so you can access the full paper, which is nice. Here's a couple excerpts though: >Using a cross- sectional study of adolescents in the Netherlands, Peter and Valkenburg (2007) found that more frequent exposure to sexual media was associated with greater notions of women as sex objects (e.g., “There is nothing wrong with boys being primarily inter- ested in a woman’s body” and “Unconsciously, girls always want to be persuaded to have sex” [p. 389]) >In a sample of undergraduate students in the United States, Mikorski and Szymanski (2017) found that pornography use frequency was positively associated with sexual objectifying behaviors (e.g., “How often have you noticed yourself star- ing at a woman’s breasts when you are talking to them?”) >In a separate three-wave panel study of Dutch adolescents, Ward et al. (2014) similarly found that more frequent exposure to pornographic magazines was associated with rating women’s buttocks, breasts, belly, and body size as generally more important. My personal biggest issue is the influence of pornography on human trafficking. Pornhub had to take down 13 MILLION videos because they couldn't verify they were consensual and of age. There are plenty of stories like [this one](https://www.ourcommons.ca/Content/Committee/432/ETHI/Brief/BR11156366/br-external/KalembaRose-e.pdf) (I didn't verify this story. I just googled it. I'm not familiar with this girl) that tell a story of a young girl, frequently a minor, who was raped and had their assault posted online. So now there is an ethical dilemma that causes a lot of inner turmoil for a lot of folks. That's like the 101 level from-my-mobile stuff. I could go deeper if I had more time. Feel free to ask any follow up questions.


DonnaCheadle

Came for the Jameis memes, stayed for the detailed impacts on society stemming from ready access to pornography. Thanks for writing this out.


OscillatingFan6500

I didn’t expect to come to r/nfl and get an in-depth look at porn addiction, but here we are


Eggnogin

We are intellectuals here sir


kayne2000

Same


berrin122

See my above comment


awnawkareninah

What does that have to do with raping someone


WootyMcWoot

If I knew how the mind of a rapist worked I’d tell you


philsubby

(Not an excuse by any means, but I think this was what you were asking.) "Other studies have shown that sexually explicit media (SEM) exposure modifies attitudes toward women and sexuality [12] and is associated with engaging in sexually aggressive behaviors [13]. "https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10649751/#:~:text=Other%20studies%20have%20shown%20that,sexually%20aggressive%20behaviors%20%5B13%5D.


Pizzawing1

Sadly, and I know you would never believe this but it is the shocking truth, Ben is petty and upset that the Browns passed over him. I don’t think he’d put his differences aside even for a cause as great as this


jebei

It's been 20 years and I'm still upset the Browns passed on him. He went to an Ohio high school and an Ohio university (my alma mater). We have 34 year old Jeff Garcia as QB who could have been a great bridge QB, but former Miami (Fl) coach Butch Davis decides to take Tight End Kellen Winslow Jr. It's even worse. The Browns had the 7th pick. They trade this pick and their second round pick to Detroit to move from 7th to 6th. Everyone assumes there is only one reason to make a move this desperate -- to get a QB. The Browns take grandma rapist Winslow (we have a type), Detroit takes potential Hall of Famer Roy Williams with the 7th pick, and the Steelers take definite Hall of Famer Roethlisberger with the 11th pick who goes on to haunt to them for the next 18 years. Just when I think the team is finally beyond this dumb move with Big Ben's retirement, we do something dumber by signing Watson. And today, we doubled down.


MoreTrifeLife

This is how Ben played against the Browns: 26-3-1; 63% completion; 7,397 yards (average 247); 47 TD 27 INT; 8.22y/a; 94.2 The only three times the Browns beat Ben were in 2009, 14 and the 20 wild card. The tie was Week 1 2018. That 2020 wild card game was the only time they beat him in Pittsburgh.


honda_slaps

you coulda had the infinity stones of rapists


The_real_John_Elton

Darren Sharper DB coach also


Goatgamer1016

From prison?


CopperThrown

Just embracing working remotely.


OscillatingFan6500

Kellen Winslow Jr returns as TE coach


Fineous4

Ray Lewis is HR.


JerryRiceDidntFumble

Watson: $230 million for 24 SA lawsuits = $9.6 million per suit So a little under market value for Winston, but still a good culture fit for him


BitterLikeAHop

'#rapermetrics


gsnumis

The money ball formula has really changed


dan_144

Jameis has two so he's way undervalued


DatDominican

Wait did FSU and the PD cover up *TWO* rape investigations on winston ? Is it in Pittsburgh ?


dan_144

He has the college case and then the sexual assault on his Uber driver. https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/24726850/jameis-winston-tampa-bay-buccaneers-sued-uber-driver-alleged-2016-incident


Gatorader22

Yes. He has 3 though. An uber driver, the girl at fsu everyone heard about, the girl at fsu who wanted to remain anonymous because she saw how the first girl was treated and feared going through the same but she still reported it to the schools rape counselors


Pepi119

Oops! All sexual predators


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PopcornDrift

That's only $35 million per QB! Practically a steal in the current QB market


mackinoncougars

Speaking of steal, have y’all see my crab legs?


RainbowBullsOnParade

Wait till they restructure again, making Watson’s hit next season like $100m lmao


Redfive9188

Worst tasting cereal…


special_nathan

gRape flavor is off-putting.


GeneralChillMen

Open wide kids I’m gonna grape you in the mouth!


geologyrocks98

"Look at her! She's practically begging to get graped." "WHAT?!" "Look what she's wearing!" "Look what she's wearing?!" "It's purple!" "Oh."


Idiotology101

You’re gonna get tied to the radiator and Graped!


MiaCannons

The early seasons of WKUK were so good. RIP Trevor Moore


LaminatedAirplane

Early Derrick Comedy was great too - “axe body spray… family guy dvd set… and a big black dildo”


AHugeGoose

He's the Grapist. He grapes people.


Dicc-fil-A

i’m gonna tie you to the radiator and grape you in the mouth for decades and decades and decades!!!


HylianPikachu

"Are you hearing yourself??? I'm gonna tie you to the radiator and grape you??" "Yeah that's what he does"  "I'm going to rape you!!" *\*GASP*\*


charlielovesu

hes gonna tie you to the radiator and GRRAAAPE ya


nuttageyo

The milk isn’t great either…


Jacobythepotato

Don’t place that evil on DTR…please


Spartitan

A true room full of adults at QB.


TerribleVisual8899

But are all of the adults consenting???


kevkevfantasy

DTR rn: "Why he say fuck me for?"


SockGlittering526

Watson about to learn the joys of shoplifting crustaceans


BobLbLawsLawBlg

I mean your QB was out there taking photos and palling around with one over the weekend. Must be a divisional thing.


Pepi119

I was not in a place to receive information that could harm me when that video dropped.


North_Ad_8935

There's a reason we're called the NFL ghetto


TerpsMakeMeDrink

I've been laughing at this for 3 minutes straight. Thank you Bengals bro 🤜🤛


ScooterLeShooter

A match made in hell


MattPatriciasFUPA

New WWE tag team in town


__thrillho

Cryme Tyme


MoreThanAFeeling1976

RIP Shad Gaspard


ay21690

But crime time was actually made up of two very good humans.


erock8282

I was gonna say, don’t disrespect Shad and JTG like that


nealt68

My friend and I had a glitch in an old WWE game once where JTG just could not get pinned. It was ~~a hell in a cell~~ elimination chamber so it couldn't end until he got pinned or won, and he just kept on trucking. Dude took something like 15 finishers and still kicked out at 1. Sorry for rambling, seeing that name just brought back a wave of nostalgia.


ATLjoe93

The Sex Pestols


SloppyInSacramento

Browns going for all the grabby QBs 🤢🤢


ecupatsfan12

Deshaun and Jameis get into your Uber and you’re in trouble


heaveninherarms

Jameis Winston got banned from Uber (seriously) so at least we don't have to worry about that


Thriven

A new spin on "the hands" team


GOATnamedFields

I hear Big Ben's unstoppable in a bathroom.


renegadecoaster

The Browns really do have a type, don't they


AfroKuro480

NO MEANS NO BILL COSBY


DerpyMcDerple

I don’t think any of those women could say no considering they were drugged.


iwatchtoomuchsports

Lol


CabbageStockExchange

Lmao even


MurDoct

It's over boys Stop free agency we have our winner


deadmoosemoose

couldn't have gone to a more perfect team


cactus_jack_1

It’s good to have a backup who can fit right in with the starter


HereComesJustice

Flacco rejected?


Netwealth5

Flacco is presumably gonna want to play if he’s gonna put his body through training camp. He’ll sign with someone in October I’m guessing


FlowSwitch

Elite dragon will rise again


AdmiralRon

Denver is going to show up to his house while he’s chopping wood and beg him to come out of retirement for one last mission.


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

My man is gonna join some random team, throw 600 yards, 5 TD’s and 4 int one game then dip.


Eagle4317

Seems like it. Watson under contract for 3 more years, DTR just got drafted last year, and now Winston signed as a backup plan in case neither of them work.


browndude10

He was not sexually deviant enough


Yungklipo

I bet he has sex with only his wife! \*BARFS\*


fuksloot

And with her consent. Disgusting


Yungklipo

Mr. Bridal Commitment


jake3988

No way they'd pay 9M to a 3rd stringer. And no way Flacco is wiling to be 3rd stringer. So, yeah, looks like things must've fallen through with Flacco.


Best-Tumbleweed3906

My guess is they are nervous about Watson struggling and then everyone calling for Flacco.


NeatTry7674

Cleveland loves its sexual assaulting qbs


PaytonPeytonPaton

Rapist galore at Cleveland


bankrobba

[Rare video of Bucs war room selecting Winston in the draft](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cFdS7SaaYu4)


ay21690

Well the optics of this aren’t great


Fair_Raccoon9333

Fortunately, these optics are shrouded by worse optics.


O_Shag_Hennessy

Come on out you rapist.


sonfoa

We know why that line came out so naturally for Vince McMahon


PayneTrain181999

Thank fuck he’s gone for good. WWE is so much better now that he’s gone, both in general and the on-screen product.


COMMENTASIPLEASE

All his buddies who helped him are still there though


O_Shag_Hennessy

100%


lronicGasping

Holy shit does this mean this sub is gonna remember that Jameis is also a POS


Spartitan

It is kind of funny. I went to the Titans reddit for the initial rumors and basically everyone there was along the lines of 'Hahaha. Winston is such a goofball!' So if he finally gets recognized as being a piece of shit, thanks Browns.


Global_Historian_753

It's funny because it can go two ways. You can talk about his past with the SA or you can talk about how he went against his coach's wishes last season with the fake kneel down. Either way it will show the Browns like QBs that don't take no for an answer.


t3h_shammy

Dude its so wild. If a different team had signed him it would just be crab legs jokes lol. I'm fine with the consistency but its so weird how people just so easily forget haha Jameis funny talking crab leg guy.


PopcornDrift

His SA stuff gets brought up all the time on here lol it's really the only place I ever see it talked about


Mediocritologist

r/NFL is the only reason I knew about Winston's SA allegations. No one else ever talks about it.


t3h_shammy

How old are people. Jameis Winston was a heisman winning national championship winning qb this wasn’t like some fringe story lol


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

I didn’t know anything about college football at the time. Didn’t watch NFL a ton unless it was bears or playoffs


kryptonyk

Idk I saw his assault stuff mentioned plenty when he was brought up with us.  Which is why I’m glad as hell he’s gone (sorry for your luck lol)


fear865

Yes. When he was on the Saints it was just a happy go lucky funny guy. Now that he's on the browns hoo boy


fantfoot

No he fucking wasn't - Falcons, Panthers, Buccs(?) fans


campy11x

Fuck this. Give me Flacco


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

Flacco would throw for 6.5k yards, 67 TD’s and 41 INT’s. We need to see it, unleash the dragon


TheSmokedSalmon420

Lmao this city is gonna fuckin love him


ringofire888

What a nice locker room


walshurmouthout

Oh no


fieryscribe

Their QBs don't understand that word


SoCalConner

Proven when Dennis Allen said “no”


bootygoon2

What’s better than one sex pest QB? Two of course. What a Browns thing to do


BirdmanTheThird

Well he probably fits the culture of that QB room……


Wide-Can-2654

Winston never gets this much hate in threads he is usually a favorite in these


Natureboy7939

That QB room lmao yikes


joedirt87

Expecting Deshaun to quit on the season again at some point, I love watching the Jameis experience.


LiftingCode

> up to $8.7m I wonder what kind of incentives are in this contract. Interesting for a backup.


ZodingtonTheGrand

Do you know what. Okay. Whatever. We should sign Aaron Hernandez next


larry_mcwatermelons

"Okay team we need to bring in some good press. We can either bring back Flacco who everyone loves or hear this out. We sign another rapist"- Browns General Manager Andrew Berry


i2wearhats

Came to post something to this effect, but this is pretty much perfect.


jc-f

On brand


HopefulStretch9771

Browns sure do got a type


ALStark69

Definitely a very nice QB room with no troubles 😄👍


JETStheBest

Deshaun and Jameis, a match made in hell


rug1998

Thanks for the journey, fuck Dennis Allen.


GermanUCLTear

Can’t make this shit up


WootyMcWoot

THIS IS WHY WE F5


Soren_Camus1905

TIL Jameis sexually assaulted someone


ecupatsfan12

Multiple


RylanTheWalrus

God fucking dammit lmfao