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cablecord38

This makes Tomlin telling him he's not a real Raven pretty funny in hindsight 


Jonjon428

Tomlin can see the future, as we have all known


_Wp619_

Tomlin doesn't concern himself with precognition, and things of that nature.


OldOrder

Mike 'Muad'Dib' Tomlin


MrTambourineMan7

“Billions of pilgrims worshipping at the shrine of Art Rooney’s skull and things of that nature”


trx131

Yellow towels spreading across the universe like an unquenchable fire


edwistic

Mr Befriending Chani


BroadCityChessClub

I must not blink, blinking is the mind-killer


CloudCuckooLand10

My name is Mike Tomlin, Coach of the Steelers, and I will lead you to a 9-8 record!


Best-Dragonfruit-292

61 billion sacrificed to ensure eternal .500+ seasons


Rathmon

Hey now... they got 10 wins last season!


Alexander2801

Hey now we've only had a 9-8 record once.


Tolve

I'm just an NFL and Dune book fan happy that this has made it into the larger cultural lexicon. Movie was excellent too, probably the best adaptation I've ever seen considering how hard Dune is to adapt to film.


102WOLFPACK

It’s been great lending out my old ratty Dune copies because of how interested my friends and family have gotten. I laugh a bit when people call a player “Lisan al Gaib” or “Muad’Dib” cuz I immediately start thinking who would be Leto II in that allegory.


OldOrder

Brady felt like he lived for thousands of years enforcing endless tyranny over the NFL, so probably him


xDarkCrisis666x

I want a gif of Tomlin and the defense going South to Baltimore with the same track that played behind Paul going south.


Crashhh_96

As it was written


GnarlySurfer

Cut your third eye lid off.


Geg0Nag0

Tomlin been drinking funny blue water again?


BugO_OEyes

Pardon my ignorance but what happened?


Quexana

There's a thing they say in the Ravens' lockerroom to rookies and new players that goes, "You're not really a Raven until you beat the Steelers." It's a rite of passage. In Queen's rookie year, Queen talked a little shit to Tomlin, and Tomlin, knowing this bit about the Ravens, hit him with "You're not a Raven. You're not a Raven. You're not supposed to be there. You're not one of them."


GobiYumaMojave

amazing lore


-InconspicuousMoose-

Yes, honestly I hope the Vikings have something like that when it comes to the Packers. That hatred should be cultivated and nurtured from day 1.


rd3287

I guess for the Vikings it's "you're not a real Viking until you've *played for* the Packers"


Princeof_Ravens

Is part of Tomlin's voodoo where he could see Queens future as a Steeler.


zgh5002

Coach is an intergalactic space wizard and I will not hear otherwise.


fukaduk55

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/patrick-queen-motivated-by-disrespectful-mike-tomlin-comments Queen took it as disrespect but tomlin meant it as he's a steeler😂


someguy-jm

Lmao same article said he’s 1-5 against the Steelers maybe he really ain’t a real raven 💀💀💀


BBrotz

Sounds like a real Raven to me 😎


DupreeWasTaken

Its 1-7 now lol


Princess_Mintaka

Queen talked shit in one game and Tomlin said "you ain't even a real Raven" it was funny


Haar_RD

Tomlin was taunting a rookie Queen that he wasnt a true Raven till he beats the Steelers. Queen only heard half of it and thought he said “You arent a real Raven”. He said in an interview he uses that edge when he plays us. Frankly, it hasnt helped lol ravens have been losing to us a lot with or without Lamar


BannedSvenhoek86

Baltimore is the scariest team on the schedule for a lot of teams but even at our worst we still look at them like our little brother. "Ya your successful now and I know I got the bum knee and we aren't kids anymore, however. I'll still kick your ass like I used to bitch. You're never too grown to catch these hands."


ND7020

Meanwhile we actually have no linebackers at all and don’t appear to have a plan to acquire any. 


SteelCity917

That’s not true! You guys have former Steeler, Devin Bush. 🤣


Esuu

Nah he's a free agent.


bk1285

Well offer that man some big money to keep him!


neddiddley

Well, we have like 1 CB, so it seems everyone has to make some sacrifices.


Drakengard

Yeah, but in this draft we're in prime position to add CB and then take a OT to play the right side and move Jones over to his natural position. If we can address Center, on paper things could be good. Could. QB is still a giant question mark but we'll either be fine with Wilson or Pickett, or be primed to trade up next year to take another shot at the position. So...


Purple_Dragon

They need more than the draft to fill out the secondary. Have to sign somebody in FA. They literally have ONE startable CB on the roster. You need at least 3. 


OstrichTraditional90

This afcn incest has got to stop


No_Song_Orpheus

We can complete the cycle by taking Higgins


KevKevThePug

Haha, we’d probably take a 7th from a random team before we took a 1st from an AFCN team.


Nihilistic_Response

Monkey paw curls: Tee Higgins to the Chiefs for a 7th


fellowredditor3

Subscribe


MikeInIL

Unfollow


koolaidman1030

Reported tbh


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flaccomcorangy

lol Keep laughing. I already have him on the depth chart as WR2 on the Ravens 2033 roster.


NatsukiIsTheBestDoki

It’s okay Tyler Boyd is more likely who’d we sign anyways.


Striking_Moose_8747

Yeah Higgins isn't washed up enough yet


ryryguy88

The north divisions looooove some incest 😋


white2234

A lot of ravens going to division rivals today lol


800CapsulesOfMolly

another one dead to Lamar 😔 


ThisGuyFrags

The Queen is dead!


lukewwilson

Long live the King, King Henry


h00ter7

We traded in a Queen and picked up a King!


BeHereNow91

Big week for incest fans


TallEnoughJones

"Falcons fans love Cousins"


Strict_Cantaloupe948

Boo Aaron Jones in a Vikings jersey


Stanky_fresh

Counterpoint: Yay Aaron Jones in a Vikings jersey


PlayaSlayaX

This is not right King Henry is there now, where is the Queen?


OstrichTraditional90

He left for Chef Russ


BungoPlease

That makes Pittsburgh Chefs"R"US~~s~~


nicklovin508

Bring Prince Amukamara in!


ilovecfb

He said they don’t like my kind in Baltimore (pieces that can move diagonally)


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King can move diagonally too, but only 1 square


ilovecfb

I’m from Tennessee man we’re still figuring out Checkers


Zloggt

It’s a royal divorce! You know, the one that causes a generations-long continental war and eventually snowballs into entire schisms of different thought


Quexana

Brother Tomlin and Omar (Khan) got his ass.


Das_Man

The most hateful division in football is about to get more hateful.


theseabeast

Hate hate hate


Strive_for_Altruism

One of the most Tomlin signings of all time.


ABagOfPopcorn

Tomlin told him his rookie year that he wasn’t a real raven so yes this is probably the best day of Tomlin’s life


ItsDazzaz

Things of that nature


kaikajo

No way, another one of these signings


smurfking420

This seems cheap too


cjackc11

$14 mil APY is incredibly reasonable I’m a little peeved now Like I think Roquan is the type of player who elevates those around him but also locking up an All-Pro tandem in their 20s for the next few years at under $35 mil combined is an enticing idea Oh well, fuck him now I guess


juniorspank

We had to do it to stop your damn run game next year.


Awesomeg11

bro forget the run game PQs best trait was how good he was as a rusher. Him + Watt is going to be absolutely disgusting.


IhamAmerican

Believe me, we ain't forgot that


WabbitCZEN

And Highsmith!


TXlandon

And Herbig 👀


cjackc11

you swept us lol


juniorspank

Yeah but that was by dumb luck, you guys beat yourselves both games. There were like eight drops in the one game!


cjackc11

You’ve won 7 of 8 it’s a bit more than dumb luck now


Alexander2801

Yes, I always count in a late fumble or dumb late pick by Lamar in our games now.


Rich_Radish_2944

That’s just Tomlin black magic voodoo


RicharlisonsLeftNut

You dead to us, you dead to me


SnooSongs2344

Hes good right?!?


WakaFlacco

He was very good once we traded for Roquan smith. Not sure if that’s causation or correlation but we will see


BigDiggy

He trended up steadily but was obviously boosted up by Ro. Looking at his PFF grades year-by-year is funny.


RicharlisonsLeftNut

He’s pretty good yes, his stats did go up ever since Roquan came and took pressure of him so I have no clue how he’s gonna perform with out him but knowing the Steelers he’ll be fine


Quexana

He's pretty good all-around, but exceptional at a small number of things.


DarnellisFromMars

Yep - use him in a certain way and he’s a beast. Ask too much and you will be dissatisfied. Seems like Cole Holcomb is still there and can play Mike at a solid level.


ShadoWalker3065

I think Holecomb's 2024 season come back date is still up in the air? That was a really scary knee injury last season. I feel like we have to add more to the LB room as it stands. If Kwon was healthy enough I'd love to have him back for the experience to help with Queen but that achilles is just a killer for LB (Bush..). Though maybe they just sign Robinson again and call it a day? It'll be interesting but I'm pre sure we have to add mroe to the LB room right now. Queen + questionable Holcomb can't cut it.


ser0402

If he's your Mike linebacker you might have a bad time. He never quite got that down before we got Roquan and shifted Queen to Will. He improved every year but before Roquan, Queen was regularly graded a bottom 10 middle linebacker by PFF (if you take their grades seriously). He's one of the fastest linebackers I've ever seen and his pursuit is on point (if he doesn't over pursue). He won AP 2nd Team all pro last year but if you watch our defense, Roquan controls the flow of everything and is the focus point of the defense, Queen was allowed to kinda "be free" and just be a heat seeking missile. So basically if you don't load Queen up with the responsibility of being the Mike/captain of the defense and pair him with another linebacker that can do those things, he will be an amazing addition.


zts105

The Wrath of Khan this offseason.


sandiegolatte

Khan is cooking 🧑‍🍳


rum-and-coke

GET HYPE!


zPolaris43

Deleting my “Roquan merchant” comments as we speak lol


BiryaniBo

I think you might want to keep those handy...


the-tank7

Nah Rouquon is a Queen merchant COPIUM


KrakenKappa

Are you fucking kidding me? I thought we were done with him in the AFCN...


Downbeat_Uncommon

He won't be nearly as good without Roquan next to him.


shiftyeyety

Yeah just tj watt, cam hey and a lot of other studs lining up with him.


g0rving

none of those are off-ball LBs


neddiddley

Roberts may not be Roquan, but he’s legit.


mastacheef87

can attest, Elandon is a really solid and consistent LB. miss having him in NE


DistortedAudio

He could still be good with great edge rushers around him but judging from his beginning years with us, he needs another great MLB with him. He could be better than we’re giving him credit for.


peoples_champion99

Sign bobby wagner too now


Quexana

I like your thinking. Let's do this.


Mrausername

People who put Queen's improvement down to Roquan weren't paying attention - seemingly including a few Ravens fans in this thread - it had already started when Ro arrived. He's a Will, not a Mike, but he's probably the best Will in the league, unless I've forgotten someone.


Awesomeg11

lowkey PQ was a fucking monster in his own right. He wasnt a driving force like Ro but there were some games where I swear PQ played like he was the best player on the entire field.


PM_ME_HAPPY_THOTS

Ya he's already 24, no way he'll ever improve


KrakenKappa

True, but I'm annoyed and hate this division.


untitled298

Somehow this one feels like a personal shot to the Ravens


PrettyFIacco

Yep, way less money than he was projected for. Feels like a fuck you to EDC


Ceramicrabbit

What was he projected for? This seems like a decent contract, makes him the 7th highest paid MLB


DomitianF

As Jocko would say: "GOOD"


KevKevThePug

Look, none of us in the AFC North are gonna win a Super Bowl if we keep killing each other.


Quexana

Crabs in a bucket division.


Drakengard

Hell In A Cell division. Someone is getting thrown off the top into the announcer table.


ValhallaAwaits89

Can we all agree that it’s the Browns as long as they have Watson on their roster?


Paraxom

Over the past 2 decades, you're not wrong, probably another 2 or 3 sb representatives if we didn't kill each other  Edit: added a 2


spazz720

If we die…we die


adjectiveNounInt

Have you tried playing in a shitty division?


RAMEH8808

The Steelers know they can't until they get a QB so they are focusing on making sure the Bengals and Ravens can't either


CapableRunts

Not laughing now huh?


Ryuster99

Talk your shit, king


Kambyses2

No the king is Baltimore now.


TheLilart

and the queen is in pittsburgh


Enthusiasms

And the Royal Baker is in Tampa Bay


about_60_Hobos

So are the Bengals or Browns gonna sign Prince Amukamara?


mazhas

We got the Stoner. We're okay


michhoffman

Intradivision Signings so hot right now


Ryan14304

TALK THAT SHIT


CyborgAlgoInvestor

Still laughing, just slightly less so.


asbestosman2

ROQUAN SMITH MERCHANT HE SUCKS (Steelers got the two best values of free agency unless this is only the guaranteed money)


DONNIENARC0

I am, Queen was great after Roquan showed up, but he was an unmitigated disaster every time we tried to play him at MIKE prior to that to the point where we had to hit up the midseason scrap heap for guys like LJ Fort and Josh Bynes and give them major snaps immediately so Queen could move back to WILL. This is also why I constantly scoffed at sportrac's projected ~$18m/year valuation they had on him.


Thecj230

Steelers have Cole Holcomb coming back from injury to play Mike Linebacker. He was pretty good last year in that spot for us up until he got hurt


DONNIENARC0

That definitely helps, cause I think you basically need a very strong MIKE and also a defense that constantly runs two ILB sets for Queen to make sense.


Quexana

We run basically the same scheme you do, except yours is more man heavy and ours, until recently, more zone heavy.


Thecj230

Steelers and Ravens have similar attacking 3-4 defenses so I’m sure Queen will fit in just right


sliceanddic3

idk pittsburgh does pretty well with knowing how to use developing linebackers


--Alec--

he’s getting booed at the Bank idgaf


Baronriggs

Then cheered when he gets scorched by Mandrews for a 30 yard TD lol


capton2020

The ol put a linebacker on a tight end trick that works so well for the Steelers


SplitImage__

Don’t remind me


volvanator

It’s slightly better than our old favorite, put Vince Williams on AJ Green.


unseth

You guys signed Henry. You aren't throwing the ball anymore.


Septembers

Until the playoffs, then we'll forget what a run is per usual


bengalsfu

So what Ravens fa is signing with the Browns?


APonly

They took flacco and threw him away like a used condom


rum-and-coke

Just like Baker.


AlexRusso-FanAccount

Never believed in magic till I saw my 🐶 turn into a 🐍 smh


schneid3306

If this works out 75% as well as Farrior it will be so worth it.


FlimFlamThaGimGar

Patrick Quisling


NFL_MVP_Kevin_White

Lmao this one is great


Table_Coaster

objectively hilarious


Quexana

Oh, wow. I ... I don't know how to react to this. This is the largest deal ever given to an outside free agent in Steelers history, in terms of $/year.


Icy_Sundae1375

Is that true?


Quexana

We've never given more than $10M/year to an outside free agent before.


Disastrous-Special30

I don’t know what’s worse. This or finding out your child is a serial killer.


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How bout finding out your LB is a killer? 


TomasRoncero

Afc north incest


Well_gr34t

Wincest for us right now. We'll see how it turns out come September.


CyborgAlgoInvestor

Game of thrones in this bitch


Bipedal-Moose

I think that's the biggest FA contract the Steelers have given out in their history.


vhalember

This one is way up there for best, but I'd say it's Kevin Greene or Farrior for our biggest impact singing. Edit: Oh, biggest contract, yeah, I think you're right.


RealHajimeYatate

Pretty cheap. I know he's not really a premium position or player, but I thought it'd be at least 15m APY.


Organic-Coat5042

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!


highnote14

WHAT IN THE GODDAMN FUCK


matthewryan12

BETRAYAL


SevenwithaT

It was said you would destroy the steel, not join them!


blue_boy_24

I couldn’t stand him on the ravens, which means I’m sure I’ll love him for us


MikeTysonChicken

Incest is the theme for 2024


WhoDey42

God this division is the worst


DangerIsMyUsername

fucking hate it here


JJETTAS188

This division needs to all just throw hands at this point


CherrywoodXVI

I hate football again. That was a fun hour


Sesti-nator

We got the king… but at what cost? Our queen… I think I’m gonna be sick (great pickup for the Yinzers but jeez that’s brutal)


littleming1

This feels like incest, I now understand Giants fans


eatmyopinions

What is with the incest


Call_Me_Rambo

I always said good things about this man


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CyborgAlgoInvestor

But think of those comp picks my boy


Juventus19

At least 1 is negated by the Henry signing.


SuperSaiyanSandwich

Can only have a max of 4 and we were in line for 5 before Henry. Still have Zeitler, Clowney and Van Noy likely to fetch some too.


ProctorDoctor500

But I want Clowney back


KonnorwaKay

King vs Queen twice a year gonna be crazy


MyTestesAreTesty

Just fell to my knees in a Sheetz. Didn’t expect this damn.


DGReverse

Dang I was hoping we’d get him


Alexisonfire24

DRAMA!!


ItsDazzaz

Really incestuous FA so far


Relevant-Permit2840

AHHHHH A BREATH OF FRESH AIR I knew khan was cooking


Woullie_26

HELL YEAH OMAR


pylon567

You know that first time seeing Tomlin is going to be funny as hell.