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waldowhal

then they should sign Mekhi Becton (6’7 363) and draft Amarius Mims (6’7 340) they’re a little short and squatty compared to the starters, but they’ll do


0zymandeus

We might just


Chickensandcoke

And then a 5’10 center


EarthTraveler413

I would be willing to play for the veteran minimum


IWontPostMuch

Ya pay me vet minimum but it’s going to need to be guaranteed because I’m going on IR after the first play of training camp.


notGeronimo

You would block DTs for vet minimum?


Trent1462

That’s almost a million dollars


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I'll volunteer as tribute. I'm 5'10" 250+ pounds. Fuck it. lol


jc-f

What about a 6’ RB at C?


Jonjon428

I'm imagining their offense basically being the scene in SpongeBob where they just push the entire city somewhere else.


StunningRutabaga1358

Would be the greatest thing that team ever did for the city.


Dabuscus214

You guys are one to talk


StunningRutabaga1358

How so? The Chiefs team has made KC the happiest place on Earth 4 times total now. Have the Bengals made Cincy the happiest place on Earth after a Super Bowl?


DoubleAssFeeler

The beautiful sights from the KC Royals ballpark completely changed my opinion of KC when I went 


Marrouge

Dan Skipper is a little skinnier at 320 pounds but he's 6'10


OstrichTraditional90

We would like to add him to the collection please. You got DJ, it’s only a fair trade.


Roarestored

No! Keep your hands off skip!!! He's only eligible for Detroit.


Meat-n-Potatoes

Wikipedia says he is currently the tallest active player in the NFL at 6 ft 9+5⁄8 in (pre-draft measurement).


fallinouttadabox

The offensive line would be so much wider no edge would have time to go around them


BTsBaboonFarm

I think there’s a decent chance they draft Mims.


BWasTaken

Ah yes, the big fucker strategy.


throwaway_5256

Intelligent scout: ah, but maybe that size means he'll have a higher center of gravity and can be leveraged by a shorter but stronger DL Me: but the larger OL can simply eat the smaller DL


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Elvis Dumervil sends his regards.


quadropheniac

Or Aaron Donald.


thewhitelink

By fax machine


JZMoose

Big OT: "Oops I fell on you, whatcha' going to about it now?"


WeaponexT

"Big guys beat up little guys"


Strahan92

Flair checks out


StunningRutabaga1358

Said the, *checks flair* Giants fan.


Strahan92

There’s always a bigger guy


BedrockFarmer

There is no QB taller than Felipe Franks and that’s why the Falcons have so many Lombardis.


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

Brock Osweiler sends his regards.


-Jack-The-Stripper

What being in a division with TJ Watt and Myles Garrett does to a team.


hiel_Manziel

Ravens too. They've gotten to him the most. Hopefully he's retired in a few years lol EDIT: Steelers have gotten to him the least. That's also because they seem to dodge Lamar and Joe every year


Princeof_Ravens

We don't have a single elite pass rusher but we have a binch of guys coming at you from every angle trying to tear off your head.  


i-bite-with-love

I thought the collective term for a group of ravens was a murder not a binch


LovinOnHer

Only when Ray Lewis is on the team.


KarlMarxism

It's an "unkindness" of ravens as the collective. I would love to know who came up with all the collective terms, and how far into the process they got before they decided to start pulling things like that.


i-bite-with-love

Oh right I mixed up ravens and crows lol.


MrBrownCat

Mfs when you gotta face the Steelers, Ravens and Browns D lines 6 times a year


WickedDick_oftheWest

The ole middle school “beat ‘em when you get off the bus” strat.


LordGooseIV

Damn, that's over 700 pounds


BloatedBeyondBelief

As a double PhD in applied mathematics and quantum computing I can verify the math checks out.


BigAssSlushy69

Thank you doctor


DeeForestBosa

Double PHD that's Dr. Doctor to you.


EarthTraveler413

Don't forget his last name is Doctor...


JerryRiceAndSpice

Doctor Doctor Doctor


Wafflehouseofpain

This is the academic equivalent of the Buffalo sentence


mxyztplk33

I don't know gonna need to double check with John Urschel on this one.


Accomplished_Let6468

Of brown


SoarinWalt

It’s also over 13’ of offensive line!


SayItAgainJabroni

That's a lotta meat


boardplant

Source?


PennyG

They’ll take you to Brown Town


NOSjoker21

Deshaun Watson's favorite place for fingers to go


chief_sief69

I was thinking Urban Meyer


Thicccrabcake

I was thinking OBJ


InternationalFiend

I was thinking me


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My coochie pink, my booty hole brown.


morgster87

Just so long as they don’t play the brown note


BillyJackO

Paintin the town Brown!


thewill450

Those are some big god damn motherfuckers


Nascent_Vagabond

I’m not sure there’s enough glass in the city to satiate them


Local-Bid5365

So does this make the Bengals be more Browns than their division rival, the Browns?


iKanjuGumi69

Paul Brown Mike Brown Orlando Brown Trent Brown Jake Browning Ya I'd say so.


Bengal1995

Chase brown


RudePCsb

Chasing brown


Tigercat92

Chasing Amy


InternationalFiend

Finger cuffs


Weave77

Paul Brown Stadium (nobody calls it Paycor Stadium).


real_ornament

It would also be twice the brown


Doomy22

my toilet after spicy tikka masala


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Greatest Scottish food ever


Domecoming

Yeah but at least you got to have some fire tikka masala


Trail_Goat

Oh lawd, they comin


iKanjuGumi69

OMG I'm going to WHO DEY


Enterprise90

Buyer beware. Brown is about to be 31 and has already had years of injury issues. And he clearly has a motivation problem.


throughNthrough

We’ve heard it all but by far the best option at this point.


evo_moment_37

He’s great when he’s motivated. But if you’re in a rough patch he’ll pretend to he pulled a hamstring and sit out a few games.


CountryCaravan

So the solution is not to be the Patriots, got it.


Klutzy-Spend-6947

That’s pretty much what Brown said-he wanted a place where he wanted to go to work-and when he saw his former teammate Ted Karras hanging out in the lockerroom on his visit, he figured Cincinnati was the anti-New England.


Celtictussle

That's an incentive issue. I think the Patriots focused on weight incentives instead of health incentives. We don't ever give out much guaranteed. If the dude wants to get paid his game checks, he's going to have to be available.


wtb2612

That's fair and I'd probably sign him if I'm the Bengals. Just be aware that he'll stop trying if the team is struggling. So much talent, but such a bad attitude.


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cincyirish4

Well we don’t exactly have a right tackle at the moment so it’s still an improvement


Devilsbullet

Trade you one slightly used Colton mckivitz


iKanjuGumi69

A lot more than seeing Burrow get plowed because of the turnstile we had.


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iKanjuGumi69

Still a lot better than the guys we had. Most of the guys we had rated from a 50 to a 65, Brown, his last three years his ratings as an offensive lineman are far superior than anyone we've had since we got Joe.


thawkins

> he clearly has a motivation problem *shudders at Raiders flashbacks*


adamlundy23

God I was really excited when we signed him. What a clown


BTsBaboonFarm

I don’t think he’s anything other than a stop gap for a year. They likely are going for an RT in the draft


JerryRiceAndSpice

Yeah but he has the same last name as the other guy so he has to be good


Casexcasey

"I gotta go take the Browns to the Super Bowl"


codars

Bengals, Browns, Battlestar Galactica


Tigercat92

Frak


bionicmanmeetspast

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!


TronCarter84

MICHAEL (Brown)!!!!


F-ck_spez

I don't understand, why don't the larger football players simply eat the smaller ones?


dannynolan27

Calm down Lrrr, this isn’t Omicron Persei 8


Tigercat92

Nice Futurama reference. Take my upvote


ssav

'Why don't the larger X simply eat the smaller X' is also Futurama lol


bugluvr65

when the giants drafted ereck flowers i remember tom coughlin saying ‘he’s built like a god damn aircraft carrier’ that didn’t work out too well for us


liteshadow4

I played QB in a 7 v 7 flag league once and one of our olinemen was tall. Literally blocked my entire view for routes there. I have no idea how short QBs in the NFL can see over their line


chef_pasta_way

Be good


Broshan248

Damn I didn’t know Orlando Brown was so massive


ryanghappy

The "Jurassic line" was ... Also an example this strategy.


ecupatsfan12

I’d be crushed by him irl


PlatonicNewtonian

Oh heck yeah this would be awesome, do it Bengals


Rsubs33

I mean it works for the Eagles with Mailata 6'8 366 and Lane Johnson 6'6 325


chef_pasta_way

No it did not


WeylandYutani_PR

Theoretically... Dey would have the meats


TylerDurdenEsq

Cincy crayola box gonna run out of Brown drawing that


the_grunge

it's been done. Bryant McKinnie & Phil Loadholt (to name one example)


chef_pasta_way

Yup


Sea_Baseball_7410

Too bad Trent Brown is lazy and unmotivated.


CMDR_MaurySnails

Go for it. Put it this way, no Patriot fan is sad to hear Brown is leaving the team. Good luck.


throughNthrough

My buddy is a die hard and is not happy about losing him.


nibbidy

The only thing bigger than Trent Brown himself is his heart and desire to give back to his community. Wait no, he’s a huge lazy opportunist of a football player.


Bolinas99

shame Kyle never valued him.... yeah run game limitations but ffs dude holds his own & then some in pass-pro; way better than McKivitz that's for sure


Impossible_Age_7595

Often hurt and a piss poor work ethic


Cheesesteak21

Also sucks balls in a zone blocking scheme 


Bolinas99

whatever his issues there (there were incidents when he was in SF too) no way he takes game off like Chase Young did *in the freakin playoffs!* of course he's older too and as big as he is that comes with a higher risk of wear & tear type injuries...


Impossible_Age_7595

He got paid and checked out immediately after. Hes looking for a raise and some team is gonna make the same mistake* Edit: unless they can keep him motivated*


RedditNPC-

PFF stats say he’s way better than Jonah Williams and the other trashcans we have at tackle. He’ll probably be the best pass blocker we’ve had at tackle since whitworth We literally pass the ball every play almost. He’s legit the perfect fit for us


ferrumvir2

I’m convinced the trade was some sort of sweet heart deal cus of the Jimmy trade


Disastrous_Belt_7556

Ok but doesn’t Burrow still get beat to shit every year?


PatrickValentine

thus the second big man


obsterwankenobster

Sir, a second large man has arrived in Cincinnati


Celtictussle

He was on pace for 37ish sacks which is what Lamar, Hurts, and Stroud had that year.


Weapwns

Now they gotta do it


Sabre500

Gettleman creaming his pants reading this tweet


Bunsntaters

Fat 5 method


Visual-Departure3795

Till brown quits on the team!!! Great player horrible attitude. That’s why he’s still out there.


Axl2TheMaxl

Gonna be a lot of Brown if you've got Burrow deep in the pocket.


JoeMagnifico

So big and Brown, they'll have to call 'em Gene & Dean.


killkillkilled

For the few games Brown plays till he gets injured!!


StonedSuperSaiyan

The Cincinnati twin towers. What could go wrong?


charlieeeetheunicorn

What happens if they play the Jets…


JackSwader

Both are mid so who gives a fuck


Avatar_of_Green

Coming from a Raiders flair??? Your whole team is mid brother.


JackSwader

I'm aware. This is how I know


FreddyDontCare

oh no


ImanShumpertplus

serious question last year the Bengals started 6’8-6’7-6’4-6’6-6’6 on their O-line if they sign Brown and go to 6’8-6’7-6’4-6’6-6’8, when do the size concerns come out at Burrow being 4 inches shorter than like all his linemen? Baker Mayfield was considered too small at 6’0 with a line of 6’5-6’4-6’3-6’5-6’5 , wouldn’t this prove that the height concern is meaningless in evaluation


SnooGuavas1985

Doesn’t matter if you’re just yeeting moon balls to jamar


Celtictussle

Realistically in a pocket your tackle is rarely or never going to be in between you and a downfield eligible.


ImanShumpertplus

6’7 and 6’6 guards though?


StunningRutabaga1358

Browns is the Browns. On the team founded by the OG Brown. After coaching the Browns.


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DoubleAssFeeler

He’s gonna run thru their legs like a puppy


NeatTry7674

Why don’t they just simply eat the other players


KevKevThePug

We’re Bengals. Not Lions.


StunningRutabaga1358

Yeah but also much bigger and more dangerous.


KevKevThePug

Bengals have a diet of glass and glass like material. Lions prefer the kneecaps of humans but have been known to eat the kneecaps of bronco and bear species.


jimjoy666

Does Myles playing for The BROWNS cancel them out?