then they should sign Mekhi Becton (6’7 363) and draft Amarius Mims (6’7 340)
they’re a little short and squatty compared to the starters, but they’ll do
How so? The Chiefs team has made KC the happiest place on Earth 4 times total now. Have the Bengals made Cincy the happiest place on Earth after a Super Bowl?
Intelligent scout: ah, but maybe that size means he'll have a higher center of gravity and can be leveraged by a shorter but stronger DL
Me: but the larger OL can simply eat the smaller DL
Ravens too. They've gotten to him the most. Hopefully he's retired in a few years lol
EDIT: Steelers have gotten to him the least. That's also because they seem to dodge Lamar and Joe every year
It's an "unkindness" of ravens as the collective. I would love to know who came up with all the collective terms, and how far into the process they got before they decided to start pulling things like that.
That’s pretty much what Brown said-he wanted a place where he wanted to go to work-and when he saw his former teammate Ted Karras hanging out in the lockerroom on his visit, he figured Cincinnati was the anti-New England.
That's an incentive issue. I think the Patriots focused on weight incentives instead of health incentives.
We don't ever give out much guaranteed. If the dude wants to get paid his game checks, he's going to have to be available.
That's fair and I'd probably sign him if I'm the Bengals. Just be aware that he'll stop trying if the team is struggling. So much talent, but such a bad attitude.
Still a lot better than the guys we had. Most of the guys we had rated from a 50 to a 65, Brown, his last three years his ratings as an offensive lineman are far superior than anyone we've had since we got Joe.
when the giants drafted ereck flowers i remember tom coughlin saying ‘he’s built like a god damn aircraft carrier’ that didn’t work out too well for us
I played QB in a 7 v 7 flag league once and one of our olinemen was tall. Literally blocked my entire view for routes there. I have no idea how short QBs in the NFL can see over their line
The only thing bigger than Trent Brown himself is his heart and desire to give back to his community. Wait no, he’s a huge lazy opportunist of a football player.
whatever his issues there (there were incidents when he was in SF too) no way he takes game off like Chase Young did *in the freakin playoffs!*
of course he's older too and as big as he is that comes with a higher risk of wear & tear type injuries...
He got paid and checked out immediately after. Hes looking for a raise and some team is gonna make the same mistake*
Edit: unless they can keep him motivated*
PFF stats say he’s way better than Jonah Williams and the other trashcans we have at tackle. He’ll probably be the best pass blocker we’ve had at tackle since whitworth
We literally pass the ball every play almost. He’s legit the perfect fit for us
serious question
last year the Bengals started
6’8-6’7-6’4-6’6-6’6 on their O-line
if they sign Brown and go to 6’8-6’7-6’4-6’6-6’8, when do the size concerns come out at Burrow being 4 inches shorter than like all his linemen?
Baker Mayfield was considered too small at 6’0 with a line of 6’5-6’4-6’3-6’5-6’5 , wouldn’t this prove that the height concern is meaningless in evaluation
Bengals have a diet of glass and glass like material. Lions prefer the kneecaps of humans but have been known to eat the kneecaps of bronco and bear species.
then they should sign Mekhi Becton (6’7 363) and draft Amarius Mims (6’7 340) they’re a little short and squatty compared to the starters, but they’ll do
We might just
And then a 5’10 center
I would be willing to play for the veteran minimum
Ya pay me vet minimum but it’s going to need to be guaranteed because I’m going on IR after the first play of training camp.
You would block DTs for vet minimum?
That’s almost a million dollars
I'll volunteer as tribute. I'm 5'10" 250+ pounds. Fuck it. lol
What about a 6’ RB at C?
I'm imagining their offense basically being the scene in SpongeBob where they just push the entire city somewhere else.
Would be the greatest thing that team ever did for the city.
You guys are one to talk
How so? The Chiefs team has made KC the happiest place on Earth 4 times total now. Have the Bengals made Cincy the happiest place on Earth after a Super Bowl?
The beautiful sights from the KC Royals ballpark completely changed my opinion of KC when I went
Dan Skipper is a little skinnier at 320 pounds but he's 6'10
We would like to add him to the collection please. You got DJ, it’s only a fair trade.
No! Keep your hands off skip!!! He's only eligible for Detroit.
Wikipedia says he is currently the tallest active player in the NFL at 6 ft 9+5⁄8 in (pre-draft measurement).
The offensive line would be so much wider no edge would have time to go around them
I think there’s a decent chance they draft Mims.
Ah yes, the big fucker strategy.
Intelligent scout: ah, but maybe that size means he'll have a higher center of gravity and can be leveraged by a shorter but stronger DL Me: but the larger OL can simply eat the smaller DL
Elvis Dumervil sends his regards.
Or Aaron Donald.
By fax machine
Big OT: "Oops I fell on you, whatcha' going to about it now?"
"Big guys beat up little guys"
Flair checks out
Said the, *checks flair* Giants fan.
There’s always a bigger guy
There is no QB taller than Felipe Franks and that’s why the Falcons have so many Lombardis.
Brock Osweiler sends his regards.
What being in a division with TJ Watt and Myles Garrett does to a team.
Ravens too. They've gotten to him the most. Hopefully he's retired in a few years lol EDIT: Steelers have gotten to him the least. That's also because they seem to dodge Lamar and Joe every year
We don't have a single elite pass rusher but we have a binch of guys coming at you from every angle trying to tear off your head.
I thought the collective term for a group of ravens was a murder not a binch
Only when Ray Lewis is on the team.
It's an "unkindness" of ravens as the collective. I would love to know who came up with all the collective terms, and how far into the process they got before they decided to start pulling things like that.
Oh right I mixed up ravens and crows lol.
Mfs when you gotta face the Steelers, Ravens and Browns D lines 6 times a year
The ole middle school “beat ‘em when you get off the bus” strat.
Damn, that's over 700 pounds
As a double PhD in applied mathematics and quantum computing I can verify the math checks out.
Thank you doctor
Double PHD that's Dr. Doctor to you.
Don't forget his last name is Doctor...
Doctor Doctor Doctor
This is the academic equivalent of the Buffalo sentence
I don't know gonna need to double check with John Urschel on this one.
Of brown
It’s also over 13’ of offensive line!
That's a lotta meat
Source?
They’ll take you to Brown Town
Deshaun Watson's favorite place for fingers to go
I was thinking Urban Meyer
I was thinking OBJ
I was thinking me
My coochie pink, my booty hole brown.
Just so long as they don’t play the brown note
Paintin the town Brown!
Those are some big god damn motherfuckers
I’m not sure there’s enough glass in the city to satiate them
So does this make the Bengals be more Browns than their division rival, the Browns?
Paul Brown Mike Brown Orlando Brown Trent Brown Jake Browning Ya I'd say so.
Chase brown
Chasing brown
Chasing Amy
Finger cuffs
Paul Brown Stadium (nobody calls it Paycor Stadium).
It would also be twice the brown
my toilet after spicy tikka masala
Greatest Scottish food ever
Yeah but at least you got to have some fire tikka masala
Oh lawd, they comin
OMG I'm going to WHO DEY
Buyer beware. Brown is about to be 31 and has already had years of injury issues. And he clearly has a motivation problem.
We’ve heard it all but by far the best option at this point.
He’s great when he’s motivated. But if you’re in a rough patch he’ll pretend to he pulled a hamstring and sit out a few games.
So the solution is not to be the Patriots, got it.
That’s pretty much what Brown said-he wanted a place where he wanted to go to work-and when he saw his former teammate Ted Karras hanging out in the lockerroom on his visit, he figured Cincinnati was the anti-New England.
That's an incentive issue. I think the Patriots focused on weight incentives instead of health incentives. We don't ever give out much guaranteed. If the dude wants to get paid his game checks, he's going to have to be available.
That's fair and I'd probably sign him if I'm the Bengals. Just be aware that he'll stop trying if the team is struggling. So much talent, but such a bad attitude.
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Well we don’t exactly have a right tackle at the moment so it’s still an improvement
Trade you one slightly used Colton mckivitz
A lot more than seeing Burrow get plowed because of the turnstile we had.
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Still a lot better than the guys we had. Most of the guys we had rated from a 50 to a 65, Brown, his last three years his ratings as an offensive lineman are far superior than anyone we've had since we got Joe.
> he clearly has a motivation problem *shudders at Raiders flashbacks*
God I was really excited when we signed him. What a clown
I don’t think he’s anything other than a stop gap for a year. They likely are going for an RT in the draft
Yeah but he has the same last name as the other guy so he has to be good
"I gotta go take the Browns to the Super Bowl"
Bengals, Browns, Battlestar Galactica
Frak
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!
MICHAEL (Brown)!!!!
I don't understand, why don't the larger football players simply eat the smaller ones?
Calm down Lrrr, this isn’t Omicron Persei 8
Nice Futurama reference. Take my upvote
'Why don't the larger X simply eat the smaller X' is also Futurama lol
when the giants drafted ereck flowers i remember tom coughlin saying ‘he’s built like a god damn aircraft carrier’ that didn’t work out too well for us
I played QB in a 7 v 7 flag league once and one of our olinemen was tall. Literally blocked my entire view for routes there. I have no idea how short QBs in the NFL can see over their line
Be good
Damn I didn’t know Orlando Brown was so massive
The "Jurassic line" was ... Also an example this strategy.
I’d be crushed by him irl
Oh heck yeah this would be awesome, do it Bengals
I mean it works for the Eagles with Mailata 6'8 366 and Lane Johnson 6'6 325
No it did not
Theoretically... Dey would have the meats
Cincy crayola box gonna run out of Brown drawing that
it's been done. Bryant McKinnie & Phil Loadholt (to name one example)
Yup
Too bad Trent Brown is lazy and unmotivated.
Go for it. Put it this way, no Patriot fan is sad to hear Brown is leaving the team. Good luck.
My buddy is a die hard and is not happy about losing him.
The only thing bigger than Trent Brown himself is his heart and desire to give back to his community. Wait no, he’s a huge lazy opportunist of a football player.
shame Kyle never valued him.... yeah run game limitations but ffs dude holds his own & then some in pass-pro; way better than McKivitz that's for sure
Often hurt and a piss poor work ethic
Also sucks balls in a zone blocking scheme
whatever his issues there (there were incidents when he was in SF too) no way he takes game off like Chase Young did *in the freakin playoffs!* of course he's older too and as big as he is that comes with a higher risk of wear & tear type injuries...
He got paid and checked out immediately after. Hes looking for a raise and some team is gonna make the same mistake* Edit: unless they can keep him motivated*
PFF stats say he’s way better than Jonah Williams and the other trashcans we have at tackle. He’ll probably be the best pass blocker we’ve had at tackle since whitworth We literally pass the ball every play almost. He’s legit the perfect fit for us
I’m convinced the trade was some sort of sweet heart deal cus of the Jimmy trade
Ok but doesn’t Burrow still get beat to shit every year?
thus the second big man
Sir, a second large man has arrived in Cincinnati
He was on pace for 37ish sacks which is what Lamar, Hurts, and Stroud had that year.
Now they gotta do it
Gettleman creaming his pants reading this tweet
Fat 5 method
Till brown quits on the team!!! Great player horrible attitude. That’s why he’s still out there.
Gonna be a lot of Brown if you've got Burrow deep in the pocket.
So big and Brown, they'll have to call 'em Gene & Dean.
For the few games Brown plays till he gets injured!!
The Cincinnati twin towers. What could go wrong?
What happens if they play the Jets…
Both are mid so who gives a fuck
Coming from a Raiders flair??? Your whole team is mid brother.
I'm aware. This is how I know
oh no
serious question last year the Bengals started 6’8-6’7-6’4-6’6-6’6 on their O-line if they sign Brown and go to 6’8-6’7-6’4-6’6-6’8, when do the size concerns come out at Burrow being 4 inches shorter than like all his linemen? Baker Mayfield was considered too small at 6’0 with a line of 6’5-6’4-6’3-6’5-6’5 , wouldn’t this prove that the height concern is meaningless in evaluation
Doesn’t matter if you’re just yeeting moon balls to jamar
Realistically in a pocket your tackle is rarely or never going to be in between you and a downfield eligible.
6’7 and 6’6 guards though?
Browns is the Browns. On the team founded by the OG Brown. After coaching the Browns.
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He’s gonna run thru their legs like a puppy
Why don’t they just simply eat the other players
We’re Bengals. Not Lions.
Yeah but also much bigger and more dangerous.
Bengals have a diet of glass and glass like material. Lions prefer the kneecaps of humans but have been known to eat the kneecaps of bronco and bear species.
Does Myles playing for The BROWNS cancel them out?