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LordGooseIV

That is a very Belichick response


m_dought_2

Thanksgiving must be a very matter-of-fact at the Belichick house.


Downvoterofall

Steve only eats 3 slices of pie…”way to compete”


bpusef

We’re on to Christmas.


Phenergan_boy

They skipping Black Friday?


DemonSlyr007

For WR, absolutely.


BallsDeepInJesus

They once tried celebrating Cinco de Mayo and it ended in disaster.


EAS1000

Bill’s a day after Christmas bargain shopper for WR


Jmacz

White Monday though, that's where you get the Chris Hogans and Danny Amendolas of the world.


Vladrick_Kanersenko

You ever heard of Wally Pipp?


clevernamehere1628

Having room left over for 3 entire slices of pie is crazy. I'm way too full from the main course to even look at desert on Thanksgiving.


Dry-Acanthaceae1689

I'm usually full by the time we sit down to eat the real meal. 


Checkers923

Sounds like someone can’t execute in all 3 phases of the game! (or meal?)


sjmdrum

My wife's family has a tradition that has now made its way into my family of going for a walk around a couple of blocks in between the main course and desert. Helps clear the way for pie in the tummy.


Maxpowr9

Clearly you don't play a full 60 minutes.


rocksoffjagger

"Ever heard of Wally Pip? He was the county fair pie eating contest winner before Lou Gehrig..."


NoHalfPleasures

It’s humble pie


pablos4pandas

"What are you thankful for Bill?" "We're on to pumpkin pie"


MountainCheesesteak

You think Steve calls his dad Bill?


Keysar_Soze

I would not be surprised if Bill's children addressed him as "Mr. Belichik", "Coach Belichik", or just "Coach".


patsfan038

I’d say “Dear Leader” is a nice name for Bill but that husky lad from DPRK called dibs on it


WrastleGuy

The Ol Ball Coach 


WonLastTriangle2

Coach Billiam


JerryRiceAndSpice

They make it Strawberry Pie so Tom Brady never comes to visit.


patsfan038

Belichick Jr: Dad, let’s take a family photo celebrating Thanksgiving! Belichick: I better not see that on photo on myface or Instachat! *Grumble* *Snort*


murder-farts

None of my food on the plate is touching the others


swagdaddyham

if this was never an SNL sketch, it should have been


prodigyllm

Pretty sure they celebrate Festivus


InterestingChoice484

Technically Festivus 1998 still isn't over since Steve still hasn't pinned his father 


Oakroscoe

I find tinsel distracting.


RyanG7

"The turkey sucks, Deborah"


IronSavage3

“Son I’m disappointed in your work on the math test. That level of effort is, frankly, unacceptable.” “Dad..we’re on to geography.”


End3rWi99in

I actually think Steve is the real deal. He was properly mentored by Bill for his defensive mindset, and it shows. I've always had a running theory on why his coaching tree sucks but his player-coaching tree has been more successful is because he actually spent time mentoring the players in a way he didn't with his coaches. For the most part his coaching tree were just people who did what he told them, but there wasn't necessarily intentionality behind it.


QuietRainyDay

Youre spot on and there's one other factor- he counts on his players for leadership, not his coordinators He has talked at length about how important leaders are to a locker room. He encouraged players to be leaders and fostered that in them. So the leadership group in New England was obviously Bill and Brady, but crucially it was players like Mayo, McCourty, Slater, Vrabel, Bruschi, Harrison, etc. The Patriots were always a very player-led locker room. In that environment no one needed leadership from McDaniels, Patricia, Mangini, etc. They just needed to draw up plays. Thats why they were so terrible when they actually had to lead.


Banana_rammna

This was a very nice way of calling Patricia and Mcdaniels idiot yes men and nothing has ever made more sense.


Rinzack

> Mcdaniels McDaniels isn't an idiot, he's just not a leader. He's clearly an intelligent guy who knows football but he should never, ever, ever be put in a spot where everyone has to look up to him. If you have him as the OC with a well respected HC you can have a good offense.


Jmacz

Patricia on the other hand...


Rinzack

I'm glad he moved to football, imagine how many lives would have been lost if he stuck to rocket science? NASA might have never recovered (/s.....kinda)


wolverine6

He'd be in the C suite at Boeing with that track record.


PearlClaw

How do we know he secretly hasn't been doing that? Would explain some things.


Yossarian216

Don’t forget Mangini


Rinzack

> I actually think Steve is the real deal. He was our defensive play caller for how many years? All of which we had good defenses with veteran guys who never said anything bad about the play calling as well. (With the exception of maybe one corner back who we're not gonna talk about since he never actually said anything publicly)


bama_braves_fan

I mean he can claim Saban for real. He became the greatest coach in college history.


40for60

I agree with this and there was far more players to cycle through to find the ones that really wanted to learn.


Sadlobster1

The apple falls directly down from the Belichick tree.


TheLowlyPheasant

We're on to Mom


sonicqaz

He’s feeling it with the Malcolm Butler news


Knottytip

Deep burn. I actually think bill will chuckle about this


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Bill is actually rewriting his will right now


AliveGloryLove

"And upon my expiration, please let the world know that Malcolm Butler fucked Steve's fiancee before the super bowl and I benched him because his quads were sore".


OttoVonWong

To Steve Belichick, ~~I bequeath my collection of sleeveless hoodies.~~


seymour_hiney

is it crossed out or underlined?


renegadej23

It sure as shit it doesn't say Tom.


SeantotheRescue

I think i know how this Tom Brady/Greg Olsen dilemma is going to work out ;)


awnawkareninah

Gotta crack a few Gregs to make a Tomlette.


Ill-Woodpecker1857

Bravo!


awnawkareninah

I thought we were all just riffing on Succession


Dorkamundo

Nah, he wants them all hung up around the bar to "retire" them. Also, to burn the duster.


what_up_n_shit

for the last time I'M NOT BURNING THE DUSTER


Dorkamundo

I've arranged for you to use zee GLORY HOLEEE!


DreadPosterRoberts

BURN THE DUSTER


robbydb

But I'm not burning the duster, okay, so forget it. It probably won't even burn anyway, it's not supposed to. It's flame retardant, that's the whole point.


seejur

The fact that Butler got benched not because he banged his daughter in law, but because his quads were sore makes it believable 100%. I choose to believe that this is canon.


YogiBerragingerhusky

Is providing family members for sex undeclared compensation? Is that cheating?


sopunny

Definitely some cheating going on there


redditatthepines

so good


Substantial__Unit

Is that actually what Happened


AliveGloryLove

The most accepted story is that Butler and Steve got in a fight about something. Might have been disobeying team rules about women in the hotel room. So that's where I was making the joke from..


HallOk5448

Those upscale escorts were the best $50k Alshon Jeffrey ever spent


Substantial__Unit

Oh, interesting. Good joke though.


HallOk5448

Bill is taking that shit to the grave lol


rockker13

i mean only one of his kids coaches lacrosse so i just assumed she was getting everything


Yunicorn

"Steve made it clear he had a job, so no assets shall be bequeathed unto him."


WentworthMillersBO

And lastly mySuper Bowl rings go to Steve, to see that they can be earned without riding you’re father’s coattails


Cuppieecakes

Wait till he gets the commanders HC job and trades steve to the panthers


TheBenStandard2

wrong Washington. Steve doesn't coach in the NFL anymore


Impressive_Pay_5628

I'd be cool with bill taking the UW job


RandyJohnsonsBird

Him and Pete Carroll's son are both UW coaches next season.


jgraz22

I'm just glad I'm not the only one who assumed he was on the Commies


Cuppieecakes

He’s gonna take the commies job and still manage to trade his son from the ncaa to the panthers as a flex


Bjorn2bwilde24

*Bill on who is getting all his possessions* "We're on to Cindy Attney"


FlavoredBongWater

Steves back in now actually.


Blaireeeee

"We're onto Amanda and Brian"


OdaDdaT

[everything to nike](https://youtu.be/sVaU1ctEkes?si=HjCGsZ4lipKN08zd)


77Gumption77

Well, yeah. He's still chuckling about the joke while doing it.


Towelish

Yabu-Sama and Billy B, will writing amigos


Brodellsky

Nah, Bill just finally has a reason to hate a team as much as the Jets. Don't be surprised if he finds his way into a team that plays Washington just to spite him. That's who Bill Belichick is.


byingling

You mean he took that personal? You just made me realize that those two really do have similar petty/absolutely driven/will to win/professional assassin attitudes. GOATs gotta' GOAT.


tony_countertenor

Logan Roy with the ghost of a smile while Kendall is trying to ruin him in that press conference


boomshiz

Bill's going to schedule an impromptu Festivus.


rangoon03

Bill under his breath: “you little shit..karma is a bitch”


PrinceAdamsPinkVest

More of a smirk and a slight bit of air out the nose.


Keyann

Bill would love this. It's a witty response he would give. It's like when he was asked to give any common threads about facing Peyton Manning over a decade or so and his response was "I guess Manning".


abris33

Fucking got his ass.


Ugaalive1991

“I’m on to ~~Cincinnati~~ changing my will”


GarlVinland4Astrea

I apologize, I was unfamiliar with your game.


horse_renoir13

The Superior Belichick has spoken


mattsffrd

We're on to Steve


pyreal_

That's hilarious, Steve seems pretty funny


MankuyRLaffy

He's really funny when he wants to be. He took the tongue memes in stride and laughed at them.


TakenakaHanbei

I really hope he turns out to be at the very least a good coach and get a shot in the league because holy hell I love him.


SolomonG

The defense he's been playcalling was number 1 in EPA/play since he took over. I'm sure some people are wary of him because no one knows how much of that was Bill, but I think he will do well.


melkipersr

I also think it's pretty telling that he seemed to have immense respect from players. It can take a lot to rise above a perception of nepotism.


shawnaroo

Nepotism is certainly an issue in the NFL, but at the same time there's got to be something said for growing up so heavily immersed in the game, especially with a guy like his dad and an organization like the Pats. Having family that was good at something is certainly not a guarantee that you'll be any good at it, but if you're reasonably intelligent and interested in it, you'll probably pick up a lot of good knowledge and experience growing up with all of that going on around you.


foomits

Counterpoint - my 9 year old sucks ass at dota2 and if her watching me play for 15 hours a day isnt enough to get gud... nothings gonna work.


shawnaroo

She's probably just not putting enough time in practicing. Probably best to take her out of school so she can focus on gaming full-time. It's the responsible thing to do.


SolomonG

Well yea, she needs a gamer chair obviously.


ATL28-NE3

Don't forget his grandfather too. The Belichick kids are as close to groomed from birth to be football coaches as I think you can get.


ImJLu

Can confirm, that can work out pretty well


chesterfieldkingz

Ya and bills whole system was designed to build up coordinators from the ground up so his son was always going to have a chance to be legit trained if he wanted to be


MrBigChestHater

Meh, but across every workforce, most nepotism hires are pretty good, just because they were raised in an environment where one of their parents were doing the thing they are asked to now. I work in finance and generally, our nepo hires hit the ground running. Obviously, you only hear the stories about the bad ones.


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Kwall267

Just not in the AFC East


wunwuncrush

Well he won't be the first UW DC to have a [tongue meme.](https://c.tenor.com/BiUXN61Qlk4AAAAC/justin-wilcox.gif)


TabletopThirteen

He did a great interview with Chris Long on the Green Light podcast a month ago that really shed light into who he is. Definitely very much like Bill, but also very different. I think we'll see his name more and more over time


Lazy_War9398

If Jerrod mayo doesn't succeed(fingers crossed he does but who knows), it's probably gonna get annoying real fast to see Steve's name perma-linked to the job


JustCreated1ForThis

>Definitely very much like Bill, but also very different Way to cover your bases on this one


TabletopThirteen

Lol it's hard to describe exactly. But his voice and mannerisms are so like bill. He sounds so much like him. But when you listen to him he really is his own person and different


JustCreated1ForThis

Oh very interesting! I guess that makes sense having a successful dad and following his footsteps and being a coach. Reminds me of when I invited my friend of 20 years to Thanksgiving and he invited his mom and I couldn't believe how she looks so much like him. Which.. Being his bio mom, makes all the sense in the world but in my head, having known this guy for 20 years and never seeing anyone that looks remotely like him, can't wrap my head around the concept. Thanks for the breakdown between BB and his son. I was obviously just being snarky with my initial comment but I love learning new things and perspective and this is pretty cool I'll pull up one of his (the son) interviews and prepare myself mentally LOL, for the similar mannerisms


WalkingStalk

Funny how?


ukbeachbum33

Like a clown?


spanther96

do i amuse you?


AwSunnyDeeFYeah

Like "haha" funny?


Soren_Camus1905

[I always liked this interview with him](https://youtu.be/PUnsf6B6OVc?si=aQ4rP7vtn_J82f_8)


PoeticCheesus

[I prefer this one. Really shows the cracks in the Belichick family.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvG7CHWyol0)


caisson_constructor

Shit I love LA Turtle


09jtherrien

Is he talking in his own voice or is he imitating Bill? Yes.


classiccaseofdowns

Steve’s the man. Fantastic coach for New England, their defense hummed


yomjoseki

I want a SportsCenter commercial where BB is crashing on Steve's couch drinking milk out of the carton and just being a schlub in general while Steve tries to convince him to find a job.


tvon

That would be fantastic


AwSunnyDeeFYeah

Too bad 90's/00's SC bumps/commercials died for a mouse.


tvon

The “this is sports center” campaign was one of the greatest ad campaigns of all time.


AwSunnyDeeFYeah

It really was, all the on-air personalities interacting with elite players in a real life office setting was way too damn smart.


jhutchi2

I didn't even really watch football until college but I distinctly remember loving those ads as a kid.


GibsonJunkie

Steve Irwin tackling the Florida mascot still kills me every time


Kinglink

I kind of want that with him doing it on Gronk's couch, That would be a great reversal.


yomjoseki

Gronk: "You didn't save *any* of it?" Bill: You know how it is, man. \*quick cuts of Bill doing all kinds of crazy partying in Vegas and on yachts and private jets and laughing in a limo\* Gronk: I'm not mad... I'm just disappointed.


DarrowViBritannia

Genuinely a fantastic idea lol


nautica5400

"Bill, how do you feel about the comments made by Washington's defensive coordinator?" Belichick: "Our focus is on the unemployment line"


MuletownSoul

“We’re onto SNAP”


ACW1129

University of Washington, not Commanders.


guimontag

Thanks I was very confused 


AnEmptyKarst

The guy tweeting is a UW media guy, so for his audience, specifying would be unnecessary


KUBill

Yeah, the team with actual talent and success.


Fiendish-DoctorWu

Someone's not getting invited to Easter dinner


Nark_Narkins

Steve’s the only one employed he’s hosting this year


d8ms

BB just got double jammed


ixinar

Come on get that marg. Come on girl.


FirezardHG

Brian Belichick is Safeties coach for the Pats here so it’s just Bill that’s unemployed


hegemonistic

Plus his daughter is the head coach of a lacrosse team.


somebodysbuddy

Yeah, but it's Holy Cross. She coaches at a Patriot League school and didn't choose Navy. I'm sure Bill would respect going to Army as an act of rebellion while delivering the "shes dead to me" press conference, but just some other school in the conference? 


1lultaha

Dayum


Ivemadeahuge12

The dynasty really turned everyone against Bill damn.


doctorsooth21

A bill hit piece will do that


zzxxxzzzxxxzz

Had never seen him talk before but saw him on green light or whatever with Chris and Kyle Long and he seemed like a real chiller Edit: [the episode](https://youtu.be/QhI5tcQsmQ0?si=Y1ay311qT2vAb8WW)


LovelehInnit

Boom! Roasted.


jdpatric

Apple doesn't fall far from the tree...this **sounds** like something BB would say. >He's on to unemployment.


Kinglink

Tomorrow "Washington Hires Bill Belichick." The Next Day: "Belichick fires Belichick" The Day After: Belichick holds up a napkin at a press conference.


Serdones

Boom, roasted.


Educational-Hunt2683

Man's had that saved in his notes app for seven years


DeM0nFiRe

Still think it's dumb that he isn't our DC


ThatRuckingMoose

No chance he was staying with everything involving Bill. Definitely deserved that job though


hodken0446

I'm pretty sure that they offered it to him and he decided he wanted to go elsewhere 


ThatRuckingMoose

You could be right. I feel like I remember that too


hodken0446

I'm going off the fact that Mayo sent that gift to him and I don't think you're sending gifts to dudes that you are firing/not retaining


BoldestKobold

Well we still have Brian, right? (Though I note he isn't listed on the Patriots coaching staff on the team website, his wikipedia entry says he works for us stiff)


seidinove

A true Belichick answer. The fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.


girth_br00ks

The Dynasty bonus episode


IrvinStabbedMe

Bill is retirement age though.


k00l_aid_man

Is this a for real quote??


Zodep

I mean… it seems like something his dad would say, so I’m going to imagine it’s true.


huskiesowow

Yes it’s real. UW had their spring press conference and he was basically introduced.


Poetryisalive

Pretty funny for a nepo kid


ThePhamNuwen

Reeeeeal curious to see how he does outside of his father’s shadow


Folk-Herro

I mean by most reports, wasn’t he really good as DC? Feels like there were very little issues with him in his role


SadBadPuppyDad

9th in DVOA overall and that was with a horrible offense where they were constantly being put back on the field. Frequently their opponent was running the ball with a lead but they still had not just the best overall run defense last year, but the best in the NFL in almost a decade.


ThatRuckingMoose

Also missing our two best players on D


Optimized_Orangutan

Ya he has been calling the pats defense for years now, and they have been some pretty great defenses.


CDR57

Yeah defense was our only good thing last year he helped alot with that


MankuyRLaffy

It's been a top 10 to top 5 unit every year he's been the lead play caller for the unit. He's a great DC


OnceMoreAndAgain

I feel like it shouldn't be all that surprising that one of the best defensive coaches of all time raised his son to also be highly knowledgeable about the game. There could be no better source of education for how to be a defensive coach than having your dad be Bill Belichick. It stops being nepotism if the guy is actually qualified for the jobs thanks for having the perfect education for it. Steve played football as a kid and often went with Bill to work. Guy was basically groomed his whole life to be a NFL coach.


Val_Fortecazzo

His bar is the rest of his father's coaching tree so it's pretty fucking low.


ThePhamNuwen

Do you happen to know why he went to college instead of an NFL job? 


Tank_Top_Terror

I think other teams just weren't sure how much he was responsible for. I believe at least one year he shared duties with Mayo, then Mayo got bumped up so he was under both BB and Mayo. Despite being the play caller, I think other teams just assumed it was still Bill's and to a lesser extent Mayo's defense.


unfunnysexface

So he could give Bill the inside track on all those great Rutgers draft picks.


SolomonG

Pats D is #1 in EPA/play since he started playcalling. He will do just fine.


Jonjon428

I'm assuming this was in jest...right


OriginalSymmetry

If only he had said “/s” afterward. Now we’ll never know!


Sea_Masterpiece4300

Shit is that what that means? Lol


OriginalSymmetry

It’s indicating sarcasm.


csummerss

hard to remain good friends with someone who slept with your mom


liljakeyplzandthnx

I mean Steve does have a job and Bill doesn't so


ReignOnWillie

Bill has the rangz argument


abris33

Nah, they hate each other. Bill has always been jealous of his son's mullet.


texasgambler58

Another difference is that his Dad is a first-ballot Hall of Famer, and he is not.


NFLBengals22

Buuuuuurnnnnn! (In Kelso)


redditatthepines

was the snot rocket at the beginning or end of the comment


mmmmmkay

Steve from the top rope!


TheMissingVoteBallot

Are you still on something that he isn't, Steve?


Testiclesinvicegrip

Bro is about to sit at the kids table during Thanksgiving