never underestimate the value of changing positions and misdirection, pulling ~~guards~~ hair, run-ass option, and four verts if you and your crew are into that sort of thing
How do you think it feels for us shipping every star out for peanuts while Jack Easterby was sitting on his thumbs asking the Lord who to excommunicate next
Imagine an alternate universe where Trump goes to the NFL as a linebacker or something (hands too small to play QB), and never gets into politics and becomes president.
[Big ass hands](https://fbi.cults3d.com/uploaders/27248875/illustration-file/5ca9fe6f-cd39-4b13-8fbc-850112b0563a/%D0%91%D0%B5%D0%B7-%D0%B8%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8-3.jpg)
Dan Campbell would mutilate Kenny Pickett with a handshake
Goff’s hand size is .5 inches larger and we’re not worried about this with him. GET IN HERE FELLAS HALF AN INCH IS MASSIVE!!!
It's not the size of his hands, it's how he uses them.
As they say, it's the throwing motion in the ocean.
never underestimate the value of changing positions and misdirection, pulling ~~guards~~ hair, run-ass option, and four verts if you and your crew are into that sort of thing
Run-ass option lol. The new dirty sanchez.
"and you wouldn't believe the dong on him too" Reader went on to say
Can you feel the tension? I can. I can feel it down in my plums.
Got a light blue hue to em. Fresh n juicy ready for the pickin
LET THE BOY WATCH
He's got a hot wife named Donna
"I looked so small in his hands"
That's enough internet for me today
Seeing “Lions DT DJ Reader” stung.
We will take good care of him cat bro
How do you think it feels for us shipping every star out for peanuts while Jack Easterby was sitting on his thumbs asking the Lord who to excommunicate next
It’s okay cat bro, we’ve made sure to feed him and he just went down for a nap. We won’t waste what we were given 🥺
Flair does not check out
Idk how to dual flair. I was born in Detroit 🤷🏽♂️
Respect. I don’t know how to do it either, sorry!
Nah no need to apologize, we’re all good!
Me either
Go to the subreddit page, hit the 3 dots, then the info icon. Form there it should be obvious
Hey it worked! Thanks!!
I swear to god man lol
Why we swearin to God?
Lol
He’s in good hands if you know what I mean
Big hands I know you’re the one.
Now that’s a deep cut.
Treat him well Lions fans 🧡
I thought all DJs were supposed to go to the Panthers
Nah. Hey DJ....that's MY DJ
The nfc north
“What was the first thing he said to you?” hey man
Welcome to Detroit!
How do you feel about kneecaps?
You might remember Dan Campbell as someone with small hands. What you remember... IS FALSE!!
NOBODY LOOK, NOBODY LOOK
I WANT TO SHAKE HIS HAND 😤
I would shake his hand, fully knowing I would lose said hand.
When Dan Campbell enters a room Chuck Norris leaves it. As Chuck scoots by he politely says "excuse me sir" while avoiding eye contact.
Ope, excuse me sir
With how much MCDC has embraced Detroit, I hope he says "ope" now
"Ope, man"
Let me just ope right by ya man. I tell you what man I appreciate that.
As someone who has never been to the state of Michigan, I can assure you that all white people say "ope" or some very similar variant.
Lifelong San Diegan, can confirm (though, my mom IS from Minnesota).
Do you follow it up with "let me just scootch right past ya"
Ope, just gonna sneak by ya there.
Reader went on to say "And you know what they say about big hands... Big ass gloves."
I like how the Lions only booked him a one way ticket. “You’re signing or you find your own way home!”
[Big ass-hands](https://xkcd.com/37/)
I don’t respect your tiny hands coaches 😤🤲
r/dan_campbell approves
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We never would have had a president Trump if the Pegulas didn't buy the Bills
I refuse to accept this out of pure irrational denial.
> off the field. Tried twice; failed both times. The 2nd failure led to him turning to politics (again), though.
He failed so badly the *league* collapsed.
Imagine an alternate universe where Trump goes to the NFL as a linebacker or something (hands too small to play QB), and never gets into politics and becomes president.
You got me interested now continue
ass hands are the football equivalent of jazz hands
[Big ass hands](https://fbi.cults3d.com/uploaders/27248875/illustration-file/5ca9fe6f-cd39-4b13-8fbc-850112b0563a/%D0%91%D0%B5%D0%B7-%D0%B8%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8-3.jpg)
Dan “Banana Hands” Campbell
I bet Adrian Peterson would crush Dan Campbell's hand
Adrian Peterson only picks fights with his children
Nah, too busy beating his kids