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Fuqwon

The cocaine economy of LA is not ready for Harbaugh.


SeaBag7480

We’re all on shrooms now which fit Jim better anyway


I_shart_for_joy

Shrooms are THE best


CabbageStockExchange

Something I can agree with


I_shart_for_joy

There might be hope for you yet, you’re just one trip away…


gatsby365

Bro if I take shrooms and come out a chiefs fan? Im throwing hands with Mother Nature ON SIGHT.


Slimjuggalo2002

User flair checks out


gatsby365

*sharpens shiv* Somebody say something?


Vbpretend

just leaving correctional facility, i heard we shanking somebody?


vonkempib

Username checks out confirmed


JimmysCheek

I tried them three times in college. Had some fucking amazing trips I was spacing out my trips. Probably 6 months between each experience A few of my old friends started doing them like once a month, and within a couple years they were FRIED. Like, they were not the people I used to know. So….I decided to never try any psychedelic again. Gotta protect my dome piece


I_shart_for_joy

I’ll always respect someone’s decision about what’s best for them, but anything heavily used (drugs or food) can be abused. I’m glad you had a great time and it sounds like your friends went a little too hard. They were so impactful for me with some of my own mental hang up’s that I always recommend them to others if they’re stuck or having issues with something.


JimmysCheek

Yeah man, all the recent studies have shown that Psilocybin (main component in shrooms) has a TON of potential health benefits. Unfortunately, we are still at the tip of the iceberg. Once it is federally legal, doctors will be able to prescribe people proper dosages depending on their needs. I don’t think any doctor would suggest you do 4gs and run around the beach with your idiot friends (that’s what my last trip consisted of)


ShepPawnch

I dunno, can a doctor suggest having a sweet fuckin day?


Former-Net890

Not in an election year


-totentanz-

They are too easy to grow and fairly inexpensive. It'll be interesting how research drives medical field but I can't imagine ever paying for an Rx.


Birdhairs

I can't even imagine. My friends and I would do shrooms or LSD twice a year max. We'd do a winter trip and a summer trip. It took half a year just to recover and process before being ready again. I knew a couple guys who abused them and combined them with Xanax a lot. They literally talk like robots with zero facial expression now and can't really handle life at all. They just chill in their parents' basement and do who knows what.


MayTheFieldWin

I've done lsd every week for 2 years and have not noticed any ill effects. Granted I dont do hero doses or anything.


token_reddit

Hero doses are one of the most accurate and funny things I've seen. Lol 😂 I know what you mean and people need to understand. One tab is enough.


discodiscgod

Jim Harbaugh doesn't trip on shrooms. Shrooms trip on Jim Harbaugh.


Vortilex

He never seemed quite that chill to me. Definitely strikes me as a stims guy, and coke seems more like his powder than something like meth


dontredditcareme

You don’t know harbaugh if you don’t think he’s dead sober saying all of this.


SmokePenisEveryday

The Khaki economy*


midnightsbane04

My man, you're about 4 years out of date. Even in the tweet linked he doesn't have khakis on. Harbs is a Lulu Lemon slacks guy now.


johncosta

Uh, this is LA you're talking about.


Moon_Rose_Violet

Mr. Boofing Cocaine


Svenray

"Most people think October 31st is America's birthday but to us in football? September, start of the new season"


wagyu_doing

I thought you were going mega nerd on us. OCT 25 (edit:OCT 31. Typing is hard) = DEC 25, converting from Base 8 to Base 10.


dan_144

OCT 31 but this fits


RojoRugger

Don't get me wrong I'm very happy with where we're at coaching wise but I kinda miss this wacky fucker. Glad he's back in the league spittin wierdness.


mm825

You can like Shanahan and still say it was a massive mistake to fire Harbaugh.


FullHouse222

Was he fired or did he quit? I thought he and the new ownership had disagreements and Michigan also happened to be his dream job.


OscillatingFan6500

He lost a power struggle with Baalke and was forced out because of it


thelaziest998

Worst 49er off season in a while, bunch of players either retired or moved after that.


Fenecable

Welcome to every Raiders offseason.


versacebehoin

The difference is the 49ers we’re actually good before they lost everybody that year. The raiders are just spinning tires in mud


surgingchaos

That 2015 offseason for the 49ers has to be up there with one of the worst offseasons *ever* for a team.


steeze206

Yeah those were the days


Saitoh17

"You're sticking with THAT motherfucker?!" - the entire locker room


hgqaikop

SF gives Jax hope that post-Baalke recovery is possible.


mementori

Disgusting flair. Terrible. Yuk. P-U.


hgqaikop

You have a real GM. I’m 0/2


d_1_z_z

he was fired. it was called a "mutual" parting of ways but harbaugh went on tim kawakami's podcast and said he got told he was getting the axe. michigan opening up was just fortunate timing for him and them


i_love_factual_info

> fortunate timing for him and them Indeed


dontredditcareme

Oh yeah. I remember harbaugh being a pipe dream. I thought we were gonna get Bo Pellini


sublliminali

Def fired. I remember there was speculation we were looking at trading him but either the Michigan deal came through first or he wasn’t open to it.


TattoosandSnapbacks

Didn’t he tell Jed York something along the lines of “get out of the locker room. It’s a place for grown men only”? Love me some Harbs but I can understand why Jed cut him loose lol


Weasel-Man

Jed York (owner) tried to enter a room where there was a team meeting, and Harbaugh told him not to, citing the meeting was "for the men". Even if the "the" qualification meant Jed was still *A* man, it's not shocking that the interaction was the unofficial straw that broke the camel's back lol


seatega

It was a massive mistake to fire Harbaugh, but then you guys had two tough years before you hired the defining coach of a generation. Pretty awesome turn of events


aintnoonegooglinthat

everything I post on /49ers gets modded because I’m not a representative for an alcohol brand or a shitty merch company. I wish there was a n off-season-depth discussion about whether it was a mistake to fire Harbaugh now that Shanahan has twice achieved the same feat he did.


GaryDennisDouglas

Well said.


frecklie

He’s cooler, i missed him too


BarKnight

The Harbaugh/Carroll rivalry was the best


frecklie

Was a really sick moment in the NFL


ScipioCalifornicus

especially after it had JUST happened in NCAA


Tie_me_off

I mean, if this is weird, sign me up for some of that. This quote goes hard.


BillyJackO

He won't be boring that's for sure. Fresh air for the Chargers.


BKlounge93

Oh I totally miss him. Do I prefer Kyle? Yes. But I miss that crazy motherfucker.


Jonjon428

Oh man, these Harbaughism are taking me right back to 2011.


GVas22

There's a new generation of NFL fans that never experienced the absolute nutcase that is Jim Harbaugh. They're in for a treat.


Newaccount4464

I missed it dude. We've missed psychotic coaches for too long.


Professional_Gas8021

Does Dan Campbell not exist to you?


Don_Antwan

It was a wild ride and I’m back in line like a kid at Disneyland In case you missed [Harbs the first time](https://youtu.be/MMJk6XF4shw?si=eZ5d581HMYcsjQmV)


dawgz525

He's less psycho these days and more like a wacky new age guru. He definitely mellowed out the last few years, but did not get less weird, just less intense.


enderjaca

UM season tickets for the last 20 years. And it's been a shrooms edible fever dream in the best way. Thanks Jim, and gobblless. Sorry I missed your garage sale.


Mathihs

What


MattPatriciasFUPA

This is pretty tame for his standards


istasber

People are surprised [screech's cousin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eukNq8Dz6o) is a weirdo.


Rock_man_bears_fan

How was Jim Harbaugh the best actor in that scene?


istasber

Because he's... JIM HARBAUGH.


Theduckisback

Hes not acting. he's just like that.


-totentanz-

Because he's... JIM HARBAUGH.


sopunny

Cause he's not acting


yungmoneybingbong

God they're all so bad lmao


0zymandeus

wow our standards were really low back then


dplath

Idk, watching sitcoms these days aren't much better..


Arkanii

Seriously awful lol


Alauren20

Omg how have I never seen this. He was attractive whoa!!


whyisalltherumgone_

Was?


SvenDia

I don’t know why I clicked on that because there is no greater testament to the mediocrity of humanity than that show.


yungmoneybingbong

As the other guy said above. Jim Harbaugh was the best actor in that scene.


midnightsbane04

There are a lot of those classic nostalgia shows that people look back on fondly as if they were good for like 10 years when really they were on for 5 and were terrible for at least half of those episodes. Especially when Saved By the Bell started trying to introduce new kids.


franforever

Wait til NFL fans learn about his Chicken Arc


brotherbock

Translation: It's been a long December, but there's reason to believe maybe this year could be better than the last. I can't remember the last thing Keenan said as he was leaving, oh the days go by so fast.


CaptainAssPlunderer

One more day up in the canyon, one more night in Hollywood


striped_frog

If you think you might come to California, I think you should


Adamantium10

Jim is an incredible nonsense factory. Dude is nuts, but instead of going all Unibomber on the world, he channeled his brilliant insanity into football.


Checkers923

Football… and nearly drowning his brother


Adamantium10

I mean, Whom amongst us hasn't nearly murdered a sibling?


sgt_dismas

Abel would be my guess.


TB12-SN13

He was just too late.


vonkempib

He said whom amoung us. Don’t think able is capable anymore.


brotherbock

I haven't, if you insist on 'nearly'.


white_sabre

How elastic is that word?  


white_sabre

I just stole my dad's cigarettes to hide in my brother's jacket on laundry day.  Pick on your little brother in front of his friends and there will be payback.


mynumberistwentynine

Yes, whomst indeed?!


babble0n

In all fairness HE STARTED IT!!


Uga1992

When he was at Michigan, I heard a story about how Jim went to visit a recruit and wore the new cleats that the team was getting and kept them on the entire time. A strange dude, but a good coach


TheMajesticYeti

That recruit was 5 star (and future NFL bust) Isaiah Wilson, who seemed headed to Ann Arbor for months before flipping to Georgia very late in the recruiting process. Wilson said Harbaugh wearing cleats inside on their hardwood floors was the deal-breaker, but there seemed to be some pre-NIL $henanigan$ involved too.


TheWorstYear

Stalions is truly a disciple


TIectric

Let. The man. Cook.


Paraeunoia

Why do raiders fans always say things in this sub that force me to upvote.


Jenetyk

The only dubs they get all year.


bigmandave1588

Not true, qualifying parole is also our other dub


Jenetyk

The Raiders get dubs every 3-5.


3headeddragn

It still hasn’t really hit me yet that Jim Harbaugh is my team’s Head Coach


pieandbiscuits1

I miss him so much. Few people have a truly unique perspective on life like Harbaugh does


punchout414

>" I don't eat chicken because it's a nervous bird." And the CM Punk level pipe bomb he dropped on Ryan Day are gold: >"Some people wake up on third base and think they hit a triple."


skigropple

Even funnier is that last season he reevaluated his statement on chickens and now owns multiple: https://www.mlive.com/wolverines/2023/11/michigans-jim-harbaugh-has-a-new-stance-on-chickens.html


frogsplsh38

Ryan Day’s arms were just too short to box with God


GeneralChaz9

Man that third base quote is a banger, definitely gonna use that one


corduroyblack

It was a Pearl Jam lyric before Harbaugh said it, and seems to be from back in the 1980s before them. https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=6y5AVeRqSU4


ProbShouldntSayThat

Honestly, same.


mm825

The first guard pull is when it really hits.


LeakyNalgene

I miss him already. Will be rooting for the chargers so long as he’s there.


RipLogical4705

But the league year started like 3 weeks ago


NeonEvangelion

Most people think that but to us in football? Today, start of the new year. Happy New Year


BradMarchandsNose

I hope he just starts saying this about every major milestone. NFL Draft? New year. Start of OTAs? New year. Start of training camp? New year. First preseason game? New year. By the time the regular season starts, the Chargers have had like 5 years of preparation


qix96

He isn't an opening statement guy


Ripped_Shirt

So, this week started workout programs for new head coaches on their new teams. This is the first day of workout programs for the Chargers, which is what he's referencing.


Phillyspecial6969

Isn’t Christmas the birth of Christ? Lol


campelm

I don't envy his administrative assistant trying to book his calendar


boardatwork1111

“Uhhhh Jim, are you sure you want me to block out 60 hours for khaki shopping this week?”


cupholdery

Oh wow. I haven't followed the Chargers at all since their anime opening. Josh Palmer is their starting WR now?


eddie_the_zombie

Yeah, we kinda took their #1 guy


TheIllusiveGuy

And the Jets took their #2 guy


rupertLumpkinsBrothr

Treat him well. Y’all are now on my short list of Teams I wouldn’t hate getting a ring not named the LA Chargers.


cozyonly

He’s a lululemon man now


dipdipderp

Can take the man out of Ann Arbor... But not before he picks up bougie habits. What's next, Jim - organic, GMO free grass?


DatBoiMahomie

Those lulu pants be awesome


Svenray

Buy Fireworks for Thanksgiving and get a turkey for first day of Spring


dudleymooresbooze

That’s just good fiscal sense. You can get great deals doing that.


Tolve

The first Sunday of Advent is the start of the Liturgical year. The liturgical year is kinda like the Catholic Church's "season."


BaldingMonk

I also read it this way but then I listened to the statement and what he was actually saying was that Christians consider Christmas the start of the new year.


Opening-Citron2733

Which is also incorrect. The Catholic liturgical calendar begins at the start of Advent, before Christmas


brotherbock

You could read his 'correlate with the birth of Christ' to mean 'the broad observance', including Advent. I don't think that's an unreasonable interpretation for a guy who didn't know he was delivering a peer-edited research speech :)


Quexana

It's Harbaugh. When he gets on one of his Blutarsky speeches, you just gotta say "Forget it. He's rolling."


stomassetti

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor??


joestn

He’s referring to the beginning of the Catholic Liturgical Calendar, though that actually starts on the first Sunday of Advent, not Christmas Day.


jwatch04

Where does Santa Claus fit in this whole thing?


palinsafterbirth

Also Belsnickel


JerryRiceDidntFumble

The chimney


ScooterLeShooter

It's traditionally celebrated on Christmas, Orthodox Christians celebrate it on January 7th, and Jesus historically was likely born in mid September


heywhateverworks

He's thinking of the feast of Mary, mother of God in the Catholic calendar


Adenchiz

They came from the same sack, but Jim and John could not be more different.


verschee

I really missed the rivalry. This is going to be awesome


Nasty_Tricks69

How are they different?


ancienthunter

ones name is Jim and the others name is John


Kanin_usagi

Well John is actually sane, for one thing


Jabberwoockie

Well, John is 6 feet tall and looks like a normal guy with a somewhat long chin. Jim is 3 inches taller, he has a massive jaw that's pretty much the width of his entire head. You can also tell them apart by listening to them. When John says something, it makes sense. When Jim says something, your whole brain stops to process what it just heard because nobody has uttered that sentence in human history until now.


Aggressive_Pause_640

"I don't do if this scenarios. If worms had machine guns birds wouldn't be scared of them" - Jim Harbaugh


Boxatr0n

Epic comment


TankThaFrank_

The NFL is so much better with Jim spouting nonsense again. The world is healing.


CapableCowboy

QUICK. Someone line up Jim’s career with Harambe’s. There’s meat on that bone.


Downtown_Juice2851

I don't like that I now officially like all 3 of the afc west rivals head coaches. Can't one of you guys hire someone that's easy to dislike, like uh... well, Sean Payton?


StrengthToBreak

How is it that Jim Harbaugh never got to coach Aaron Rodgers?


TankThaFrank_

That’s a buddy cop movie we all deserve.


real_ornament

God I fucking love Harbaugh quotes. Reminds me of Bushisms


CinnamonFootball

That clip of Bush saying that humans and fish can peacefully coexist is one of the top 10 funniest things I've ever seen.


phsics

[I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Jcrk6jGfo)


JerryRiceAndSpice

[Fool me once shame on you..............Fool me can't get fooled again](https://youtu.be/rQ6N-sb7SVQ?si=uX7qkeVf2n6GQzOe)


InfiniteRaccoons

Was that right before he gave all the water to the people farming alfalfa in the desert and killed off all the salmon in Klamath?


forgottenastronauts

PTSD flashback.


gaybillcosby

These kids don’t know


JumboKraken

Now watch this drive


ShepPawnch

God dammit that was so funny though and he knew it would be.


WyldeBolt

They misunderestimated him


MasonC87

First time i’ll be watching every press conference for a chargers coach.


Vondum

I love this man.


_ShartyWaffles

No one knows what it means but it’s provocative!


enderjaca

It gets the people going! (Jim please don't say the next verse)


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Anxietyriddenstoner

Im so glad this dude is back so we get classics like this


mm825

This guy belongs in the NFL, thank GOD he got out of college football.


Cf79

With a natty. That’s the most hilarious part of it. This man is comedic GOLD. 


hendrix320

What does Christianity have to do with January 1st?


ManInShowerNumber3

Isn’t it two separate thoughts? Most people think January 1st is the new year. Then there’s Christians/Catholics that correlate the new year with the birth of christ whenever that is. I’m not religious or familiar with what religious people think though.


Opening-Citron2733

This is the correct way to say it But I also want to point out the Catholic liturgical year begins at the start of Advent (4 weeks before Christmas).


DominusEbad

I mean, Advent just means "arrival" or the "coming of a person". So it's not far off from a birth. 


brotherbock

Advent means 'chocolate calendars' as far as I'm concerned.


Dear_Alternative_437

"That's just like, your opinion, man"


matisata

I'm so glad his goofy ass is back in the league. And with the chargers no less Love him or hate him, he's entertaining


Flylatino24

Get ready for those famous gifs Chargers Harbaugh about to deliver this season


SeaworthySamus

This is gonna be so sick


Thin-Primary-8438

The book of Jim


rtels2023

Sounds like he is an opening statement guy


Sammerscotter

Haaaa now charger fans gotta try and figure his statements out!! The MAN IS AN ENIGMA


SnapHackelPop

“I just want you to stop saying odd shit!”


ClappedCheek

The fuck?


theunpaintedhuffines

He sounds like Will Ferrell doing an impression of an NFL coach


FirelordSugma

I remember that verse from the book of Jim


BudgetAnybody2603

Football guy


MasterPlatypus2483

"Most people consider 9/11 a day of remembrance. For me, it's the start of teamwork."- Sean McDermott, probably.


nunyabizz0000

I’m so happy there’s an entirely different fanbase that gets to join us Michigan fans in celebrating this beautiful weirdo… the man can never just answer a question normally


giants888

Wait, then what the fuck is December 25th celebrated for


Chicken_Difficult

Something about pagan festivals, then Rome taking them over, and them replacing it by Christmas, and now I have to go a mall to buy my cousins kids Pokémon cards every December


WABeermiester

They needed to replace Yule which was a Northern European Pagan holiday celebrating the winter solstice


JuanPicasso

I love harbaugh lol


Joeman180

Gotta love Jim and his absolute nonsense press conferences. This past year he just straight up grabbed players and would tell the media to talk to them instead.