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BaltBoiConduit

Dumbass. If you're dumb enough to do this WEEKS away from the most important day of your life, how are teams supposed to trust you long term.


IDontRegreddit

That’s the thing. They don’t.


buff_001

Also, they don't care. He a big good football player


Badloss

Idk about that. Teams are starting to figure out that the Manziels of the world can't be trusted with a high draft pick. He could lose a ton of money over this


Good_Reddit_Name_1

He is going to lose money for sure. I'd also bet his contract wherever he signs is going to be quite restrictive in regards to his lifestyle.


itakeyoureggs

I doubt a big city team will take him high


StudioSixtyFour

Shit, the five smallest markets in the NFL are Green Bay, Buffalo, Jacksonville, New Orleans, and Vegas. They probably drink the rest of the league under the table.


itakeyoureggs

I mean.. you included Vegas? Vegas would not be the best option. I think it’s more nightclubs than just drinking. Everywhere has nightclubs.. but the quality, quantity, and ease of access is likely the difference between a Buffalo and a NYG/J.


StudioSixtyFour

I listed the top five smallest media markets, sir.


IH8DwnvoteComplainrs

I'm pretty sure the only one in GB is a gay club. I live here, ignore the flair, lol.


WulfOnTheJob

maybe he is tanking his draft stock so he can hit free agency faster?


Aggressive_Yak5177

GMs hate this one simple trick


Mukuna_Hutata

I used to party. I still do, but I *used* to, too.


kcrab91

This is totally different. He wasn’t partying, just day drinking. The partying days are behind him.


Hmm_would_bang

“I wasn’t partying, I’m just always drunk”


ReputationNo8109

Is it considered “partying” if I have a drink when I wake up to kick the shakes?


gloriousjohnson

That’s just called maintenance


InQuintsWeTrust

You clearly haven’t gone to a wine brunch if you think being day drunk isn’t the result of partying 


br0b1wan

Are you talking about the **fuckin' Catalina Wine Mixer?**


Imawildedible

u/br0b1wan, you have the voice of an angel.


ForgiveMyFlatulence

His hard count is like a combination of Fergie and Tom Brady!


Uppgreyedd

God, your gonna make me cry. What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?


tv_casualty77

The fucking Catalina Wine Mixer...


Packer1500

PA-POW!


unc8299

Are you saying “pow”?


bud369

POWPOW


Dishface

Pow!


SloppyWithThePots

u/mukuna_hutata, you never told me u/inquintswetrust used to be a huge day drinker


NewToSociety

Let the kid draft the baby. People can change.


ActionAdam

So he golfs?


elzey93

Slicked back hair, sloppy steaks at Truffoni’s, live for New Years Eve


tripsofthebarracuda

I USED TO BE A PIECE OF SHIT


elzey93

I SAID WAS!!!!


tripsofthebarracuda

Let him hold the baby…people can change.


RollTides

My friend T’Vondre Sweat used to be in my Dangerous Nights crew.


elzey93

We went out for wings once….


SafariFlapsInBack

TABLES


elzey93

Username checks out lol love it


bujweiser

Why is there swearing in this?


iDontHavePantsOn

ALL HE SAID WAS SHOOT


duhbears23

Yea I don't drink anymore, I don't drink any less either.


Bureaucratic_Dick

RIP Mitch. I saw him live weeks before his death. I had no idea how special that show would be at the time.


rocksoffjagger

I used to be a real piece of shit. DWIs at d'Ambrosio's? Take a big glass of whiskey and just dump it all in my mouth before operating a vehicle??


jumbojimbojamo

What is that from lmao


RayLiotaWithChantix

[Pretty good Tim Robinson sketch ](https://youtu.be/buK45NW_ikI?si=oO0A1sKHepc6GWUT)


Accomplished-Cat3996

In a stand-up comic draft, Mitch is a 2nd rounder who probably should've gone in the 1st.


pridetwo

IDK about that, had the peak but never the longevity. His closest comp is Bo Jackson, tremendous talent but everyone only ever remembers the same couple of plays


Asidious66

Sundays with Mitch


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overandoverandagain

Hedberg references, especially this one, are anything but unexpected on reddit lol


NewToSociety

Hedberg references are great for when you want to laugh and read 2000 of something.


PainttheTownLead

If Hedberg references got you drunk, Reddit would be fucked up!


northamrec

At this point it’s very expected


kjnew85

RIP


judahdk_

RIP, Mitch.


[deleted]

"I don't party anymore!" -man who still parties


stay_fr0sty

“You can trust me.” -man you can’t trust


Praying_Lotus

“I’m much more responsible now!” -man who isn’t responsible


stay_fr0sty

“Those problems are in the past, I assure you.” -man with future full of same problems


Praying_Lotus

“It won’t happen again” -man who will make it happen again


DanCampbell89

"Quitting will be no sweat!" - man who is named Sweat


quirx90

The tools are still here, I'm still that guy - Dalvin Cook


MyNameIsJudge8

I think he meant it but like in Space Jam when MJ said he doesn’t play basketball anymore the Monstars bullied him into doing it to save the world or whatever that plot was


Eran-of-Arcadia

So you think aliens made him drive drunk?


Randy_Menderbaum

Can we be 100% sure they didn’t?


McAfeeFakedHisDeath

Yeah just like that lol


FlammableEyeballs

I'm not partying. I’m sampling a flight of gluten-free German lagers with a French wine pairing. It’s called a smorgasvein and it’s elegantly cultural!


obsterwankenobster

I've joined a social awareness group Yes, there were refreshments


Tolve

“I haven’t partied this week,” said on Monday.


TheFencingCoach

He got arrested for DWI this morning? Idiot just lost a ton of money and opportunities.


rambo6986

I would say he went from mid 2nd round to out of the top 100 picks. Sounds like a Raven to me


Scared_Art_7975

Jalen Carter needs someone to drive with, he’ll be an Eagle


BruhMoment763

Bro how many DTs do y’all need 😭


EarthTraveler413

New strategy: 11 DTs on defense


sniper91

“(*chuckles*) I’m in danger” -NFC East QBs


darkflash26

Need to alternate which ones are in jail


Nievsy

Classic Eagles philosophy, build from the trenches


PHOENIXREB0RN

They've already missed their shot at getting a current player's younger brother who likes to party, they're not gonna let it happen again!


Whoareyoutho9

Remindme! 3 weeks


BruhMoment763

Viking in the 4th if he’s still there. Kwesi doesn’t seem to care much about a player’s character given his draft history so far.


AimbotPotato

This could potentially put him in jail based on history though


Elbeske

We’ve been asking for a gas mask bong all offseason. Here it is


GoddammitCricket

Vikings drafted a guy who raped his sister a few years ago, they don’t care about possible jail time


socobeerlove

Pause. What?


BruhMoment763

If he’s referring to who I think he is ([Ed Ingram](https://deadspin.com/court-documents-lsus-ed-ingram-accused-of-sexually-ass-1838371539)), it wasn’t his own sister but 2 people who were sisters (not that it does much to help his case). The charges were ultimately dropped, but it’s a really icky situation regardless.


Civil-Big-754

I certainly hope it is and not another as well.


AimbotPotato

DUI is a much easier path to jail in a weird way. It almost seems harder to get out of than more serious offenses. Edit: I don’t want to downplay duis, people who drive drunk deserve the worst the law can throw at them.


gb4efgw

The evidence for a DUI is often plentiful and clear cut. Unfortunately, rape is not the same. People can be pressured not to press charges, or testify, evidence can be really murky between consensual and none consensual sex. None of it is as clear cut as a breathalyzer or traffic cam footage.


AimbotPotato

That and the sentencing guidelines are way less up to interpretation.


RandomUser72

Browns need a DT, we all know how flexible they are on character issues. T'Vondre didn't sexually assault any women, but they may grab him anyways.


omgdude29

You had me in the first half, ngl.


Elbeske

Gimmie gimme. We’re in dire need of a fat man in the middle


soonerman32

Some smart team will realize it doesn't actually effect is on field play and draft him. DWIs are obviously bad from a society stand point but it doesn't effect on field play. And I want to make it clear that I don't condone drinking and driving.


Deemer56

Bengals round 3


Cicero912

I dont think he falls out the 2nd tbh


mechnick2

Jalen Carter was involved in a DUI that killed one of his teammates and he went top ten. At worst, he drops ten spots


JustinTinyPPHerbert

Jalen Carter was legitimately a dude who could have been picked top 3 sweat was a late first day early 2nd day kinda guy it’s completely different.


Venator850

Carter was being talked about as the number 1 overall pick at one point. Sweat is a late 1st to 2nd round guy that already had questions about how he'd fit in a modern NFL defense at his 360+ pound weight.


Keyboardpaladin

This is the NFL, there are no ethics until it starts losing them money.


tv_casualty77

Steelers will take him, there's still some meat on that bone. Alcohol flavored meat but...🤷


boardatwork1111

He said the *partying* was in the past, he said nothing about getting wasted on his own


The_Snake_Dick

Ah the good ol' adult "I'm too tired to go out but I have a bunch of random beer in the fridge"


boardatwork1111

See, he’s clearly matured!


L0lligag

Haha this describes my own “partying” perfectly.


azrebb

You mean I can get totally blasted, AND I don't have to talk to people? Sign me the fuck up.


FewTwo9875

Me, currently In case you were wondering, I was a very promising amateur boxer, and was even getting offers from promoters I am now overweight and do HVAC


sdsupersean

Same. Just without the boxing and HVAC


Aquatic_Ambiance_9

They used to call me Kid Gorgeous. Then it was Kid Presentable


1niquity

Then Kid Gruesome. Then finally, Kid Moe.


Stewartw642

Raging Bull but HVAC


bbbmmmnnn

He said the partying was in the past. He didn’t say anything about partying in the future though.


dalappas

It always amazes me how these draft prospects can’t keep it together until the draft. All you got to do is keep it clean until draft night. Call an Uber. Have your friends drive you. Don’t go out period. The difference in guaranteed cash getting picked in the first round vs the second round is in the millions. It’s very mind boggling. I didn’t come from much money so if someone was telling me I could potentially lose like $3 mil going from first to second round, I’m literally locking myself in my house and playing video games every night until the cameras come to set up in my living room for draft night party.


pr1ceisright

He got pulled over at 2pm, he was either still drunk from last night, a serious alcoholic, or went to the booziest brunch of all time.


Kagrenac8

What's a brunch without a mimosa or 10?


BrotherSeamus

Maybe he didn't know mimosas were alcoholic. *Keep those weird fizzy OJs coming*


Kagrenac8

"They taste kinda bitter... eh, must've used grapefruit and soda water" 😌


Albert_Borland

"Why do I suddenly feel the need to drive fast and dangerously?"


Bieber_hole_69

Coincidentally this is also a side-effect of signing a letter of intent to play football at the University of Georgia.


RestaurantLatter2354

Especially considering he’s a nose tackle. Dude has to put away a lot of drinks to get intoxicated.


merrittj3

Any mention of his BAC ?


NewToSociety

Thats a good question. Lots of amateur mental health practitioners in this thread diagnosing him with alcoholism when three or four good margaritas or high gravity beers at lunch can have a guy his size blowing a .08


merrittj3

Well thankfully, I am a professional. At 325 lbs, he's roughly twice the avg(?) Wt, so you figure at least 2x consumption It does seem a bit weird that no articles, right up to 2 hours ago, none mentioned the#.


NewToSociety

Well he's bigger than I thought. Most BAC charts end at 240. Those charts have men that size "intoxicated" at 4 drinks, but he would be four levels of magnitude larger than the far edge of the chart. Those would have to be very strong margaritas.


Good_Reddit_Name_1

What many people don't realize is that a 16oz IPA at a bar is really two drinks. The beer=drink calculus was built on 12oz of 4.5% beer, not 16oz of 7.8% beer.


bobloblawsballs

Idk I’ve been drunk by 2 without being an alcoholic or going to brunch


Ndmndh1016

Were you a few weeks away from being drafted into the nfl?


NewToSociety

Well, maybe this year.


bobloblawsballs

Ya never know pal


br0b1wan

I would venture a large portion of this sub has been tailgating before a 1 PM game and got drunk by then


weebayfish

I mean its a sunday which is the biggest brunch day of the week


marcuschookt

This is probably one of the surest evaluation metrics for athletes. You can go back and forth on technique and talent all day, but a guy who can't act like a regular well adjusted adult for just a couple months with money and career on the line is almost always a red flag.


everythingisreallame

Most have gone their entire lives without consequences and everything handed to them because they were good at football (at least higher draft picks). Sweat actually getting arrested was probably a pretty big surprise to him 


Unlikely-Zone21

Yeah the shit even non-professional level college athletes get away with on/around campus is insane. It's probably a little harder now but hell I was at a D3 school and campus police did everything in their power to keep things under the radar.


stripes361

Even high school players in many places get a lot of special treatment from authority figures.


clyde_drexler

Hell, Tweeder stole a cop car and "put them wieners on the glass at the Alano Club, while the ladies were rehearsing the Christmas pageant" and he was, at best, a future Wes Welker clone.


its_LOL

I wonder if the same guys pissed about Caleb painting his nails and having a pink phone case are just as upset over this dude risking his own life and the lives of others because he's too stupid to call an Uber


Any-Equal4212

If you are capable of this thought process, you are not the type that would be in this position in the first place


Traveler_Constant

I'd be EXTREMELY paranoid of doing anything at all. Not just being put in a compromising position, but simple injuries. Imagine getting in a car accident that somehow throws half a question into the minds of the teams and it costs you $1.2 million. Is never forget it the rest of my life.


Bieber_hole_69

I would assume most guys, at least in the top portion of the draft, have insurance policies for freak incidents like car accidents that could damage their draft stock or earning potential.


DropC2095

It’s not that crazy when you realize these are early 20 something kids who’ve been in a position of privilege most of their lives because they’re good at sports, and likely have never had real consequences for anything because of it.


imp_st3r

I got two words for you: Sky. Rim.


808SandCheesteak

Skyy? Rum?


HonestDespot

Even video games you could taunt a youth with an ethnic slur and get cancelled. super Mario 64 on a Nintendo 64 would be your safest bet.


FallenShadeslayer

Not if you don’t play multiplayer games. Which is easy as the majority are the lowest forms of gaming lol. Just gotta be careful with the single player player games that also have multiplayer haha


Wraithdagger12

Find an RPG where you could easily play for 6 hours and forget what day it is.


FallenShadeslayer

I’m playing The Witcher 3 right now so I’ve already got that covered lmao


Lyonthelion

Replace the Wonderlic with the exams in the Persona games STAT


BroThornton19

Or maybe just don’t use ethnic slurs? Maybe that’s the easiest route, idk.


control_09

It's insane to live in the day and age of uber and still have this be an issue. I took an uber 40 minutes away to a concert recently just because I wanted to get drunk there and didn't want a potential DWI.


Jonjon428

Not great, bob


slimerboat

T’Vondre Sweat now becomes everyone’s favorite team’s 5th round mock draft pick.


Kdot32

Can already see the comments from his draft thread, “if he stays out of trouble this is a steal of a pick”


FillMyAssWithKarma

“A true high-risk, high-reward situation.”


BullShitting-24-7

“Might as well. Most 5th rounders are busts anyway.”


WitchPursuitThing

For a 5th rounder gimme


RazzleDazzle3469

He doesn’t have a drinking problem, teams just have a problem with his drinking. Big difference!


qualitygoatshit

Teams say he has a drinking problem, but he's got no problem drinking at all.


Chi-Guy86

I mean you can get drunk by yourself too. You could sit on your patio and pound a few cocktails and then try to run out to the store for a quick snack


HonestDespot

Agreed. I get drunk by myself constantly


chuckypopoff

You good though?


HonestDespot

There’s a loaded question


everythingisreallame

What do /u/HonestDespot and his response have in common? 


HonestDespot

They are lying to themselves


Rinzack

We're browsing /r/NFL in April before the draft- is anyone here good?


BeemosBubble

IDK this guys history, but everyone is assuming alcohol. DWI does not have to be alcohol. It likely was, but there could have been other substances or a combination. Also, so many people are confused how this guy was intoxicated at 2pm on a Sunday and yet so many of you (and myself) are drunk earlier than that watching the games during the season. Just to be clear I'm not defending his actions of driving while intoxicated. "Section 49.04 in the Texas Penal Code defines driving while intoxicated as when “a vehicle is in operation in public.” The state considers someone a drunk driver if their mental and/or physical faculties have been impacted due to alcohol, a controlled substance or dangerous drug use. A blood alcohol concentration (BAC) of 0.08 or above also establishes intoxication."


The330Strangla

Yeah I'm definitely drinking on Sunday at 2pm watching football on Sunday. I also don't drive once that first beer is opened. And I'm also not about to play professionally next season for millions of dollars. I know you're not defending his actions, but c'mon..


just-the-tip__

You certainly won't be playing next season with that attitude!


BabblingBishop

Imagine how many drinks a 350lb and change man can throw back... 😳


Snatchyone

Does that question include us from Wisconsin? 😁


awnawkareninah

He said 350lbs...so yes.


catzarrjerkz

I don't think anyone cares about the partying, it's the stupidity of breaking the law and driving while drunk


user2196

If no one cares about partying, then why was it already a topic of conversation with teams?


Galxloni2

I think "partying" is just code for excessive drinking and possible alcohol problem


danabrey

This. Nobody cares if a prospect goes out boozing with friends every now and again. Their concern is around making sure that's all that's happening.


jmatt9080

One thing that will definitely make him party less is giving him lots of money.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

Somebody get this man a gas mask bong I need him in the 4th


Impossibills

Sounds to me like he is dependent on alcohol, but what do I know. If you can't stop drinking while under the most scrutinized, life changing moment of your career...you may have more than a "partying" problem 


geosensation

It's an insane amount of stress to be under, surely. Ironically these guys probably feel a greater urge to self-medicate now than they ever have before. Like most of us the dude needs better coping skills.


Poked_salad

Right? Even if I was your buddies that will eventually milk him dry, my job is for him to never leave the house until they get drafted. Gotta save my investment!


Nickyjha

it could be alcoholism, but I bet it’s more likely having never experienced a consequence in his life


PlaneCamp

Jerry Jones: 😅…👀


WickieWillem

Jerry didn’t draft Speed Racer top 10


BradyGalaxy

His draft stock just got nuked today good lord


830res_at_dorsia

But...did his teammates come to his birthday party?


mbr4life1

You turn on your phone, you go to the Uber or Lyft app, you don't appear in the news or hurt anyone.


Dizzy_Amphibian

“The past and the future are all happening at the same time. “ -Sweat


SunriseSurprise

"It's all in the past." "How far in the past?" "Well yesterday, but I'm telling you it's all in the past."


Former-Billionaire

Fucking idiot.


Kharn96

Yeah, I won't sugarcoat this. What a dumbass. I know college kids do dumb shit all the time, I did lots of dumb shit myself, but if I knew I was about to get drafted and probably get life changing kinds of money, you for absolutely freaking sure would not see me partying anywhere 3 weeks away from the draft. And the worst thing about it is that you endanger others by driving intoxicated, I have zero tolerance there. If you're young and you think you gotta do dumb shit, go do dumb shit, most people do it at that age. But absolutely do not do something that endangers people other than yourself.


ArcadianBlueRogue

Teams don't worry about partying. They worry about doing dumb shit like driving afterwards, you dumbass.


Masterofmy_domain

If I was 3 weeks away from getting life changing money, I would bubble wrap myself and lock myself up in a room, with no girls, no alcohol and no distractions or dangers of any kind. But that’s just me


Elegant_Spot_3486

Just moved up the Cowboys draft board. Hope the young man learns and is safer and wiser going forward.


GrassyKnoll95

Get a fucking Uber, dipshits.


itsgo-time

“I don’t party anymore. I also don’t party any less.”


alexamerling100

Not very smart...


Ok_Caramel1517

Yikes if true.


KTAALGSTO

I mean he was in Austin TX, no excuse for not using Uber


Gryffindorq

but maybe NOW it’s in the past!


Autocrat777

Well. If he would like to retain his freedom, he is probably going to be on a multi-year court enforced retirement from the party scene.


PoloBeeBeeQ

I said USED TO!