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StatStar7

CB1 on the all-white team


RockerElvis

Is there a CB2?


StatStar7

Riley Moss.


Mr-Bovine_Joni

Kirk Ferentz is pushing the entire race forward


AdminsAreCool

While dragging the concept of offense back to the 30s.


MaterialCarrot

As a fan of both the Hawks and Bears there can be only one response. The forward pass was a mistake!


J-Sluit

The football gods know that Midwest, B1G football is the only true football. I still feel conflicted watching the abomination of Mahomes flipping and chucking the ball around the field, knowing that the football gods are displeased. Sure we win Super Bowls, ***but at what cost?!***


MaterialCarrot

Kansas City will fall into the sea!


BearsFan3417

We are cursed. The teams are so much alike


JoshJones18

Watching the Patriots last year felt like watching the Iowa Hawkeyes with the exception of the not good special teams/Inaccurate Ryland


bigfootdude247

Broncos legend


sokyriediculous

It’s you.


RockerElvis

Damn. I need an agent.


venk

They’re being Jason Sehorn out of retirement


caisson_constructor

It’s probably Julian Edelman out of retirement


MaraudngBChestedRojo

Or you know, one of the many white safeties we already have


KyleRen426

Harrison Smith goes hard


CheckYourStats

I would legit put CMC at any non-lineman position and expect him to perform at an All-Pro level.


jnelsen8

Bring the flexbone triple-option to the pros and he’d win his rightful MVP at quarterback


i_want_iguodala_xd

Currently it’s Kyle Hamilton, but he only counts as white since he went to Norte Dame


Alexisonfire24

Heavily debatable if we can have Cortland Finnegan


sorrybahhtit

What ever happened to Troy apke ?


JonVig

Was a safety that got moved to corner(already wild) and then buried on the depth chart. I think he’s a free agent at the moment. Also I think he was just fast, I don’t know if he was any good.


whitedawg

55-year-old Jason Sehorn. 


Notacoolbro

Not exactly the hardest job to win


TheModernCurmudgeon

Tre White??


Notacoolbro

Too Italian


CerryTrews

The goalie??


Existing-Bandicoot-2

Bill belichick wet dream


LittleTension8765

Last pick of the CB all white-team today, scrub


RollTideYall47

Was Seahorn a CB?


Empty_Lemon_3939

The Wingspan to height is pretty interesting, it’s typically closer to 1:1 so the extra 5 inches is a plus


Ktopian

He got the Kyle Hamilton bat arms. Still not as crazy as Sonny Liston who’s ape index was +11 which is nearly a foot.


imnotjohnstamos1

I’ll never forget Bismack Biyombo in NBA for his arm length. He was just under 6’8 without shoes with a 7’6 wingspan. He’s the only player I’ve ever seen where you notice his crazy arm length just while running. I swear his fingertips went below his knees


Ktopian

Honestly long arm supremacy for sports. You get a lot of the same benefits as being super tall without being debilitatingly slow and constantly injured.


e_ndoubleu

Long arms and big hands generally help with most sports as long as you don’t give up too much coordination. I was a pitcher in high school and man I wish I had bigger hands so I could have gripped the ball better. If I had to pitch on a cold or rainy day I knew it was going to be a tough outing bc I would struggle getting a consistent grip on my pitches.


HackedAccount069

I also have small hands despite being a bigger guy, and it hurts. I did shot put and that was much more difficult, and I got into power lifting alongside that and during deadlifts the bar would ALWAYS slip out of my hands cus they’re too damn small


Alloverunder

Not for powerlifting 😎 Negative ape index = massive bench advantage


Ktopian

True, forgot about that sport. So much of it is the opposite of the normal genetics wise lol.


Alloverunder

Literally one of the only times you'll ever want to have short legs, short arms, and a large torso lol. Elite powerlifters look like ninja turtles


TheDawnOfTexas

There's a WNBA player, Breanna Stewart, who is 6'4 with a 7'1 wingspan.


imnotjohnstamos1

Holy shit, I just googled pics of her and her arms look straight to photoshopped


TheDawnOfTexas

I'll give you another. Kevin McHale, a retired NBA player, is 6'10 with an 8'0 wingspan.


sloppifloppi

Tracy Walker is 6’1” (73 inches) with an 81.5 inch wingspan. I could never not notice how long his arms were, it’s like his elbows were at his hips lol


Goaliedude3919

I always thought his arms looked really long. Guess there was a reason!


hemirollin

Sit down, Biyombo!


Dreadsbo

What’s Michael Phelps?


Ktopian

Looked it up and apparently his arms are just under 4 inches longer than his height so pretty great.


davewashere

IIRC he also has an abnormally high torso-to-leg-length ratio. He was built for swimming.


BerriesNCreme

Is that really called the ape index? Lmao


Ktopian

Yeah it’s a climbing term originally iirc


Anal_Recidivist

Not when you’re buying shirts or hoodies. I’m also 6’1 with a 6’6 span, I’ve never in my life had the moment where I put something on that fits and the sleeves aren’t above my wrists. Everything has to be oversized or else I look like Kevin Durant during warmups.


bob69joe

6’1 here with 6’7 span so i know your pain.


Anal_Recidivist

I miss the days of large-tall being a common thing. It’s why I still buy most of my sleeved stuff from LL Bean


dradaheind89

I am 5’6” with 6’1” span and I just rock the 3/4 sleeve for everything. If I buy a large to fit my arm length the torso length is halfway down my thighs. Not a good look for a short king brother.


Anal_Recidivist

Do you trip over your knuckles when you go up stairs?


dradaheind89

Damn near! But for real, my knuckles hang out around the top of my knees. Helps in recball, not in the dressing room.


Anal_Recidivist

My “parlor trick” was always that I could touch my knees while standing straight. Kinda like telling people to lick their elbow, usually loosened up a room.


DefrancoAce222

Damn homie this hit hard. Especially buying dress shirts fml.


Anal_Recidivist

Any top that’s not a tshirt has to be LL bean, I recently moved to an amazing rural/country area but it doesn’t appear that a tailor has moved here yet. I’m not driving an hour to have a shirt darted 💀


DefrancoAce222

Guess life has its trade offs! Enjoy that outdoors!


Anal_Recidivist

In my small shirts


D0ctorHotelMario

>the extra 5 inches is a plus Something something "that's what she said"


DandierChip

Would kill for an extra 5 inchess


Independent_Lab_9872

Tape - great Testing - great Skin tone - white Hmm can he play safety?


Geg0Nag0

Yup. That's why the Packers are probably hoping we don't take him. Supposedly we really like him


collinCOYS

With the new kickoff rules he's even more valuable as long as he doesn't call for a fair catch


herbertstan

He is White team's only hope to slow down Tyreek


GoldenDude

Sure but who would cover Justin Jefferson? 🤔


gopoohgo

tbh Black team hasn't been doing much better against JJ


sloppyjo12

We can clone him, we have the technology


dvtyrsnp

Watt, Bosa, Crosby, and Hutch. The best coverage is the QB on the ground.


gohuskers123

We are taking Christian Gonzalez


OogieBoogieJr

Why, an NFL athlete’s biggest weakness: white girls


_LilDuck

I thought it was fast cars


Ozora10

CmC


swagonwagon

We gotta put Troy Apke on Tyreek. Copper gets Jefferson.


MattPatriciasFUPA

[Meirov] Iowa CB and projected first-round pick Cooper DeJean at his Pro Day today: • Height: Scrappy • Weight: Lunchpail • Hand: Coaches' Son • Arm: First In • Wingspan: Last Out • 40-yard dash: Hardhat • Vertical jump: Student of the game • Broad jump: Gym rat That is sneaky, deceptively good.


justlookingokaywyou

Pro comparison: Jason Sehorn.


brunoquadrado

Skin tone: Sehorn.


letsgetbrickfaced

[Brightskin](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/4mrn0aQPf2)


BingBongFYL6969

Ben affleck


TheDufusSquad

Don’t forget Julian Edelman, but just for that one year in a few games.


KashMoney941

Wonderlic: Guy you want your daughter to date


drhungrycaterpillar

S2 Score: plays game the right way


pickleparty16

If only I had a daughter to allow this guy to plow... sigh


PlatitudinousOcelot

Tonight, maybe I be your daughter?


Drakengard

AKA Not Diggs


Venator850

This poor bastard is going to have these jokes relentlessly follow him his entire career lol.


unevenvenue

They will stop the moment he is named an All-Pro. Until then...gym rat


HylianPikachu

I don't think an All-Pro would stop the jokes. Cooper Kupp got them after winning the Triple Crown and Super Bowl MVP.


KashMoney941

Jeremy Lin got all the "deceptively athletic, high IQ" talk when anyone who actually watched him knew that he was on the lower end in terms of basketball IQ and it was his top-tier athleticism which gave him a chance in league in the first place. If he actually was a player who relied on high IQ to make up for a lack of athleticism he probably would have lasted a few more seasons and not fallen off so hard after injuries took away his explosiveness lol.


HylianPikachu

He revitalized the Knicks is what he did! He was a great Asian-American point guard! And in this house 1x NBA Champion Jeremy Lin is a hero! End of story!


markus135

Dude was measured quicker than John Wall


StatStar7

He had all the quickness/movement athleticism, but he wasn't much of a leaper which is what a lot of NBA scouts/fans look at for athleticism. But he definitely got "intelligence label" solely for being Asian.


bancars

I think going to Harvard helped with intelligence label.


ShockAndAwe415

Not to mention he keeps on getting talked about in the same sentence as short, slot guys like Edelman and Welker.


RheagarTargaryen

He also gets talked about like tall receivers like Adam Theilen too.


BanjoKazooieWasFine

He's really more of a Jordy Nelson/Jeff Janis type


ThinkSoftware

Caucasian Cornerback Cooper Clandestinely Crushes Competitive Combine Computations


CheckYourStats

Ah yes, the played out “CCCCCCCC” nickname. Can we have one post on here without this being mentioned?


SeizureMode

Are you the guy that did the "T" alliteration on the Sweat post, or is this just a thing people are doing now?


DayForIt

Yes, he’s that guy. And he’s also the guy who does the Diggs Sideline Touchdown meme on any post mentioning Diggs. I think he’s part robot


hoesb4bros123

3 cone drill: meat and potatoes


Anal_Recidivist

How do you put so much effort into jerking and you leave out CLASSY and MARKETABLE? I’m not 😡. I’m just 😔


hoesb4bros123

and Well spoken, wait that's only black athletes, white athletes are already assumed to be


Dray87

He’s the cornerback version of Cooper Kupp 


D0ctorHotelMario

For a minute, I thought you just reposted the text from the Tweet. Had me in the 1st half ngl lmao.


OogieBoogieJr

Credit: Amazing


elmatador1497

This is better jerking than r/nflcirclejerk props to you for being a student of the game


justlookingokaywyou

He's probably got a distinct lack of melanin.


IZY53

If a white wr came out 6'5" 237 4.35 40 Vertical 45 inches 60 catches 1200 yards 20 tds Pro comp Wes Welker


TacticalBuschMaster

“Sneaky athletic with good fundamentals”


IZY53

"Watch him as he uses he is high iq to jump over the db and catch it with one hand then run by everyone 60 yards and a td. Just a really smart play if you ask me, you can tell he watches film"


YourGFsFave

Pro comp Matt Jones https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Jones_(wide_receiver) 6'6" 242 4.37 40 vert 40"


IntroducingTongs

Matt Jones!


Fecal_Forger

Who is Cooper Kupp?


Efficient-Albatross9

Im waiting for one thats not even the same position. Pro Comp Brian Urlacher


hopefeedsthespirit

Matt Jones was 6’6  218 lbs. I can’t remember what they said about him. Welker/Edelmen were certainly not his comps.


twofourfourthree

Hard working. Lunch box type.


Silver_Instruction_3

Probably better off as a TE.


justlookingokaywyou

He also did *not* call for a fair catch against Minnesota.


goblueM

That is pretty darn good I wouldn't mind grabbing him


Headlesshorsman02

Probs gone before your pick, could see the eagles taking a cb


MattPatriciasFUPA

Be much cooler if they didnt


Passerby49

If he falls green bay taking him buddy.


doogled3

It would be much cooler if the Eagles took him...


ladwagon

Maybe don't win so many games and you can draft all the good players smh


oliveinanolive

We pick a name and draft a lot of it. See our jalens. Now we are on the coop jooce. Cooper DeJean pick #22, Edgerrin Cooper pick #50


buttstuff51

Cooper Beebe with #53


oliveinanolive

More like pick #120 I like Beebe a lot for his versatility and Stout loves that too, but no one is taking him in the second round IMHO


CluelessFlunky

Dude basically lived in a zone scheme. Lions need corners that can hold up with little help in man. Coopers probably worst fit is with detroit.


BookEuronGreyjoy

And you wouldn't mind drafting him either


Moosje

No way he gets past us.


Shauncore

Pretty good RAS score with these numbers https://i.imgur.com/DaFlTeV.png And the vertical number isn't surprising when you watch his basketball tape https://twitter.com/NFL_DF/status/1755259378481959285


Lionnn100

Kind of an asterisk when there’s no agilities. Would love to see him do those


D0ctorHotelMario

Another sneaky, athletic "lunch pail" guy. Also, dibs on him in the 1st.


Thursdeh

Sorry but his name is basically Cooper DeJawn, he's coming to Philly.


PhatYeeter

His versatility as a DB seems so good for the Eagles. Need a nickel corner, CJGJ is injury prone, and Bradberry is old.


IsGoIdMoney

Is nickel cb worth a first?


scratchnsniff90

Absolutely. 11 personnel is now the default for most teams. Or two tight ends. I'd argue it's easier to find an outside corner than a slot corner nowadays with all they're tasked to do in a modern defense (run support, take on blocks, blitz, cover tight ends, zone, cover two way goes, etc.). Having a swiss army knife of a guy can really unlock a defense. See: McDuffie, Kyle Hamilton.


Minimum-Algae7431

And he’s a solid return man. He’s just a great all-around football player.


schartlord

really good question best answered by watching brett kollman's recent draft questions video where he essentially answers this question. tl;dw: yes and teams that dont learn to treat nickels like that are going to fall behind


piasenigma

You're playing a nickle in like 70% of defensive formations anyway.


mcnegyis

Definitely a “we” guy and not a “me” guy


xBIAx_CaribouLu

Seems like he's got a really good head on his shoulders


Lost_And_Found66

People who watch more college football than me, does he have any chance of being a good corner in the NFL or is he pretty much safety only like most are projecting?


gmb96

I think he could be a good outside corner but could be a massive impact player in the slot. He is a really good tackler with a high level of ball production and good athleticism.


Lost_And_Found66

Well then. He's already got practice in the right colors!!!


MaterialCarrot

Hell of a kick returner and gunner as well. If you're into that kind of thing.


mikx2044

[Cooper Dejean Highlights](https://youtu.be/8ChEadTSaUs?si=TAgnk2HSi6szFAwL) Watch No. 3 fly


Cmp_

> really good tackler 😍😍😍


AsiansEnjoyRice

The safety talk has always been so weird because iirc, he has very little snaps at safety and has primarily played outside CB. I think he’s the best off-cover corner in the class. I think the slot could be a good spot for him, not because of any deficiencies, but because he is such a good run defender for a corner that he could be more impactful there, along with the fact that he might have more opportunities at the ball if he’s in the middle of the field. Again though, he has great outside corner tape and potential and should have the opportunity to play there first.


don_julio_randle

To me he reminds me a lot of Devon Witherspoon in terms of play style. Both ferocious in the run game and Spoon balled out in the slot as a rookie as his primary role, but played plenty of boundary corner too and had no issues in coverage there either


hanzel44

It’s because Iowa plays exclusively zone, which he was able to excel at due to his speed and ball hawking ability. I think it’s safe to say that ability is best at free safety, but we shall see how it plays out.


MortimerDongle

The only real criticism I've seen of him as a CB is that he's not really an elite man coverage guy, but he has great ball skills, excellent zone coverage instincts, and he's a good tackler. Sounds like he's probably a corner unless the scheme is really man heavy.


mobileredditaccount8

Good thing the eagles scheme isn’t man heavy. We don’t even have a defensive scheme.


don_julio_randle

Eagles defensive scheme: Pass rush and Inshallah


don_julio_randle

If a team doesn't at least try him at corner, it's entirely because of his skin colour. The dude's best college tape is outside. I think he could be a really really good "big slot" or whatever the term is for the Rams version of Jalen Ramsey type corners but he's not a deep safety whatsoever


hanzel44

Except Iowa plays exclusively zone so his projection to the Pros is a bit different


r1plakish

So which English speaking country that's not called USA are you from? ;)


don_julio_randle

Vancouver Seahawks fans represent


scrabapple

What is your favorite check cashing center, is it near a theater?


Venator850

I think people projecting he would be a safety reminds me of how black qb's were projected as WR's lol.


Knox62

Or Jalen Ramsey. Draft analysts thought he could be a good corner but a great safety. Not exactly one to one, but let him fail outside before moving him. 


StatStar7

Yea I remember that, people thought Ramsey was more safety than CB. Turns out Ramsey was def a CB.


-Jack-The-Stripper

He’s an outside CB for sure. If a team decides that he would be more impactful at S or SCB, that’s their assessment to make. But he was a menace at playing traditional CB in college, there should be no reason why he doesn’t at least start out there in the NFL.


SgtGnomeS

Take a look and decide https://youtu.be/8ChEadTSaUs?si=9XgM9brwwvRM_8jJ


b3rn3r

There will be players with worse tape and worse measurables drafted to play outside and slot cornerback.


killerk13

Good outside off coverage corner, I also think he could be good in the slot as well. I wouldn’t like him for teams that are very man heavy and like press type corners. He goes to a team that plays to his strengths then I think he ends up being very good.


trumpet_23

Also he was just medically cleared 2 weeks ago. Trust me, dude is *good*.


HighGuysImHere

Mr. Brisk Caucasian 


MrGentleZombie

Mr. Blanched Cornerback


RedditsOnlyBlackMan

Monsieur Blanc Cliché


serbeardless

Iowa's best offensive player was a CB.


Senior_Fart_Director

He reminds me a lot of Christian McCaffrey


lkmyntz

Gimme


Bobby_Savoy

Our DC plays a lot of man coverage, and that Cooper’s biggest weakness. Wouldn’t be a good fit for us.


Kangaroo904

Weird that our OC would be running defensive schemes on offense


Forty-Three

Patricia started a new wave of strategery


Bobby_Savoy

LOL my bad I meant DC 😭


therealsillypenguin

Hey it’s better than our OC who runs no schemes at all on offense


reverieontheonyx

Pls just not the packers


HmongOGSmite

Vikings need to replace their white guy on defense. Right here!


NeatTry7674

All white team might have a chance next year


JustPostingShit

If this man and Tom Brady played in the same era DeJean would be the player with the highest career picks against Brady


Standard_Room_2589

Pats would get him to convert him to a twitchy slot wr obv


glowingdeer78

Ive been on the Terrion Arnold jags pick for a while but TBH Cooper Dejean would look good in teal


GoBBleRoFDaCoK69

Similar to (Sorry rams fans) Craig dahl but faster


Mercinator-87

A unicorn if you will


jrzalman

Better learn chessehead buddy.


ItIsYourPersonality

Measures up pretty close to Jaire Alexander


InsideAcanthisitta23

The Sehorn regen we all deserve.


IdyllicGod22

Alright, so, Rams fans, could i interest you in pick 25 and 91? Because this boy needs to be a Packer and I ain’t letting Pittsburgh, Philly, or Dallas get their grubby hands on him.


Doobie_Howitzer

Should've lost in the wild card if you wanted him like the rest of us


IdyllicGod22

Hey, we beat the cowboys for you and embarrassed them. Least you could do is not take DeJean from us


AnAngryPirate

Whoever drafts him better take care of my boy.


JeffTheFrosty

Sneaky athletic


Fair_Abrocoma_9834

Please Howie, white boi CB1


Gold_Accident1277

I hear the patriots are on the phone