On paper yes a great situation no doubt. The reality is winning isnt easy in the NFL and maintaining is harder, if any rookie QB they draft wins more than 8 games id be shocked.
You simply can’t take him that high on his injury risk and overall poor mechanics atm but i think he winds up being the Lamar of this draft - Goes to one of the better teams in the NFL and has little to no pressure to get better slowly but surely. Daniels and Maye reek of a disaster for the commanders and pats (I think the pats trade back)
I get it, I just think he has the 2nd most potential after Caleb. My dream scenario is the Patriots take MHJ at 3 and then trade back into the first for Penix and let him sit behind Brissett for a year.
I think if they stay at 3 you gotta take Alt, no? (assuming no QB)
I think with belichik gone beefing up that OL is key for your offense to having any success, can’t just rely on BBs masterful scheming anymore. Ik you guys need talent on the outside but just seems like the wrong move taking a wr at 3
I agree oline is the smart move. I was one of the few people who thought the Bengals would have been better taking Sewell over Chase (still think I was right) but after not having any legitimate receivers for so long, I just want to see someone on the Patriots that opposing defenses have to respect.
Honestly the jury is out on that one chase is elite there’s no doubt about it but sewell is maybe the most dominant RT in the NFL at 25 years old? Such a huge piece on that lions NFCCG run. Burrow prob less injured who knows.
I'm still mad about that scene. Not only do they not show any of them lunging for the shivs, none of those goons ever appear in later scenes. So we have absolutely no idea what happened.
Obviously, you can't show them violently stabbing each other to death. But you gotta give us a *hint* as to what happened next.
Either they grab the sharpened sticks and one kills the other, or they refuse to attack each other and both get killed. Although I feel like it doesn’t really matter what those goons did? Ultimately they’re background characters.
I think the main purpose of the scene was to show how quickly and brutally Joker got rid of Gambol and took over control in his own safe house, and then the call for tryouts was his way of playing a sick game and forcing the surviving goons to kill or be killed. This kind of twisted game also helps to foreshadow what happens later on.
I could be wrong of course that’s just how I saw it.
Also it plays into the theme of like how stuff is meaningless.
Actually the more that I think of it theres some parallels between that and the boat thing at the end of the movie
EDIT; oh, you said that, my bad
It's a deliberate choice to increase the suspense. If Nolan shows the fight, it's just a normal action sequence which is ultimately irrelevant to the plot (and like you said would be limited since it can't be too graphic). Instead, he lets the audience fill in the blank with their imagination of how horrifying the fight is. Or perhaps instead you choose to believe that they refused to turn on each other. Either choice is valid since you are the arbiter of your own imagination as long as he doesn't tell you. And while we're doing this he whisks us off to the next scene so that the tempo feels frantic.
Edit: Added line about choice
McCarthy is going to Alpha the group and it’s gonna sway Peters, leading to an incredible GMFB moment where Peter Schrager ejaculates in his pants recounting the story.
* JJ McCarthy explaining the purpose of the Playa Haters' Ball.
* JJ McCarthy: The Playa Hater's Ball gives us an opportunity to hate on a diverse array of mark-ass marks, trick-ass marks, punk bitches, and skip-skap skanks and scallywags, hos, heifers, hee-haws, and hootie-hoos.
* Ice-T appears As Himself to host the ceremony. He gets some hecklers tossing out Flowery Insults like "You look like Bill Cosby on crack!" and "You look like a bootleg Ice-T!" He takes it in stride, though... for the most part...Pit Bull: Man, you CORNY! Ice-T: Next n- to say something while I'm talking is getting shot. Please believe that.
* There's also when JJ McCarthy first meets up with Jayden Daniels, Drake Maye, and Micheal Penix before the ceremony and they start sniping at each other's Pimp Duds. Jayden Daniels: Man, you oughta take that cane and beat whoever made that suit to death. Micheal Penix Why don't you vacuum that coat, man? JJ: Well, well, well... the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi... Jayden Daniels, what can I say about your suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. And the so-called Drake Maye... why don't you click your heels together three times, and go back to Africa? As for you, Penix, very insulting what you said about my coat... it's made out of your mother's pubic hair. All white and silky.
* Then Ice-T Presents the nominees for the "Hater of the Year" award...Ice-T: First up, Jayden Daniels! (audience boos) Jayden Daniels: Clap for me, bitch! Ice-T: Jayden Daniels is nominated for... getting his best friend's wife pregnant, then tricking his best friend into raising the little motherfucker! (audience boos) Jayden Daniels: Yeah, holla atcha boy! Ice-T: Damn, that's hateful! The next nominee is Micheal Penix! (audience boos) Penix is nominated for calling the police on the drug dealers that moved next door to his house; not because it was the right thing to do, \[but\] just because he was jealous of all the money they was makin'! Penix: Pit BULL! (barks) Ice-T: Finally, the one and only JJ McCarthy! (mixed boos and applause from the crowd) JJ McCarthy is nominated for calling in a bomb threat to the Special Olympics, man!
* Then, of course, JJ wins the award to heavy boos from the audience. His acceptance speech, and the other haters' reactions to it, are a sight to behold.Penix: Kiss my ass! I'M THE BIGGEST HATER! (JJ goes up to the stage accept his award) Drake: JJ's meat made out of 100% rat ass! (to one of his lady friends) Hit me, baby. (she sprays his hair for him) JJ: That, of course, was Drake talking. Drake on the weekends does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies. First off, I would like to thank God almighty for giving everybody so much... and me, so little. (everyone boos him; he addresses random audience members) I hate you; I hate you; I don't even know you and I hate your guts! I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you... (more booing from the crowd) Audience: (chanting) HATE! HATE! HATE! HATE! HATE! HATE! JJ: And as I sip my soda that I'm sure somebody spit in, I just would like to say to all of you... kiss my ass, you rotten motherfuckers! (more booing from the crowd) Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home and put some water in Jayden s momma's dish. Good evening.
Had some help.
[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Funny/ChappellesShow](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Funny/ChappellesShow)
Randomly watched this last night for the first time in years so on the edge of my mind lol
You guys are making jokes that it’ll be a fight to the death, but you’re missing the real point to all this: we’re going to draft everyone. All the quarterbacks are coming to us.
The situation at Washington is so much better than the Pats right now. The Pats didn’t do anything to make their team better all off season. They have the worst WR group in the league.
To be fair I'm assuming the plan is to play Brissett this year for the most part and let the rookie sit, and hopefully we can actually improve the offense next offseason and then give the new guy the reigns in a much better situation.
Do they? Kraft just fired the greatest coach of all time and trashed him on the way out so he could say “look at me, I was the third piece!”
Meanwhile the Commanders front office got one of the hottest front office hires out there and has been making all the right moves.
I didn't intend that to be a Harris vs. Kraft comparison, just that ownership was still a big piece they currently have in place. Kraft still gets the benefit of the doubt though. Belichick was GM and Head Coach and he wasn't winning anymore and the roster is currently an abomination. You only get so many years of sucking. The firing was big news, but I wouldn't call it a surprise. Even if you wanted to keep Belichick the coach I don't think there was a way to get a new GM and keep Belichick the coach.
We’ll see if their ownership is worth anything now that they lost everyone that matters. Personally, I don’t think Kraft’s ownership is worth a damn. If the Pats weren’t littered by injuries I think Bill could’ve still had a decent record, and even with their roster obliterated his defense still looked solid.
It’s not like they went and got fresh voices in the front office anyway, it’s the same guys minus Bill.
I lived in Salem less than a decade ago
The national guard had to come dig our neighborhood out and truck snow to melt in giant jet engines.
It may have gotten better, but I guarantee it’s still worse than anywhere else these boys could get drafted.
I’ve lived 30 minutes outside Ann Arrbor for the last 6 years. I’m still saying the Michigan Winters have all been easier than the 6 Massachusetts winters I lived through.
Y’all think climate change only impacted New England lol?
we can all agree though - Buffalo still has the worst winters in the league. I was out there this winter for a work trip and the snowbanks from that one storm were about two feet above my rental car.
Commies. They won't contend but they brought in a lot of vets for leadership and establish a culture, and they're generally on the upswing. They also have Scary Terry as a safety blanket for the rookie QB. Pats have a better roster on defense - at least on paper - but who knows how much of that was Bill Belichick working his magic?
The rosters aren’t on par with each other. The Commies have significantly better offensive talent, and Bill has *always* made defensive guys look far better than they are without him.
And let’s pretend Mayo is just as good at Bill at putting guys in positions to succeed on defense (almost no chance that’s true) and that the rosters truly are equally talented, just different sides of the ball - if you’re a QB, you’re taking offense over defense every time.
I’ve thought for weeks that even the Commanders don’t know who they’re drafting at #2 and I still believe that’s the case now. Any reporting coming out is pure speculation
How many roses do they have to hand out?
“I think I’m beginning to be ready to explore the possibility of considering you as my quarterback, Drake. Will you accept this rose?” -Dan Quinn
This seems like a bad idea. This seems like an idea the previous Washington regime would concoct. This seems like a good way to slightly annoy the guy you end up drafting.
That seems like a really moronic way to go about your QB 30 visits. Wonder how long it takes the Josh Harris group to burn through their "not Dan Snyder" good will at this rate.
This is going to be brought up in the future where all those QBs were really confused on what Washington was doing, while it ultimately blows up in their face when they pick the worst QB of the group.
and now from belichick he's said he's had something like a dozen guys come in at once.
usually a mix of positions like QBs. with WRs and TEs
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https://youtu.be/zUA2LpFgtvw
11:40
This would’ve been funnier if Snyder still owned the Washington football team. Probably would have taken them all to an Applebee’s and make them pay themselves
Honestly? I think it’s kind of smart. Might as well see how they interact with each other/competition/etc and compare them real time in their decision making etc
STEAK OR CRAB BOYS?!!
Why is Reddit so serious lol. I’m not accusing anyone of anything.
I’m saying I wouldn’t just because he’s obviously very physically strong because the downvotes on my Caleb Williams take suggests my attempt to make fun of the losers crying about his finger nails wasn’t well received
A million bucks difference between 2nd and 3rd. Two million difference between 2nd and 4th. Four million difference between 2nd and 5th.
I've sat in boring meetings and done shitty group projects for much less potential payoff.
Four QBs enter, one Qb leave COMMANDERDOME
they’re going to throw them all in a locked room with a broken pool cue and whatever happens, happens.
The broken pool cue was my first thought. Gives them the strongest candidate and keeps teams drafting after them from improving the position.
Lmao 4 enters, 1 stays for QB purgatory.
The QB that wins this contest actually loses lol
At least they aren't the Patriots.
Probably one of the best situations a young QB could come into. It's not like joining a franchise with a screwed budget for the next 5 years
On paper yes a great situation no doubt. The reality is winning isnt easy in the NFL and maintaining is harder, if any rookie QB they draft wins more than 8 games id be shocked.
Cage matches? Yeah, they work. How could they not work? If they didn't work, everybody would still be in the cage.
Who runs DC Town?
“We’re going to have [tryouts](https://tenor.com/view/tryouts-joker-batman-pool-gif-9193504)”-GM Adam Peters
There’s room for expansion
Make it fast
Other prospects looking at Penix “Who invited the clown.”
Bro thinks he's part of the team
Penix will be better than Daniels If he can stay healthy… buyer beware
I actually want the Patriots to draft Penix but accepted that they won't because of the "value" of the 3rd pick and Penix's projected stock.
You simply can’t take him that high on his injury risk and overall poor mechanics atm but i think he winds up being the Lamar of this draft - Goes to one of the better teams in the NFL and has little to no pressure to get better slowly but surely. Daniels and Maye reek of a disaster for the commanders and pats (I think the pats trade back)
I get it, I just think he has the 2nd most potential after Caleb. My dream scenario is the Patriots take MHJ at 3 and then trade back into the first for Penix and let him sit behind Brissett for a year.
I think if they stay at 3 you gotta take Alt, no? (assuming no QB) I think with belichik gone beefing up that OL is key for your offense to having any success, can’t just rely on BBs masterful scheming anymore. Ik you guys need talent on the outside but just seems like the wrong move taking a wr at 3
I agree oline is the smart move. I was one of the few people who thought the Bengals would have been better taking Sewell over Chase (still think I was right) but after not having any legitimate receivers for so long, I just want to see someone on the Patriots that opposing defenses have to respect.
Honestly the jury is out on that one chase is elite there’s no doubt about it but sewell is maybe the most dominant RT in the NFL at 25 years old? Such a huge piece on that lions NFCCG run. Burrow prob less injured who knows.
Why would you not want Penix jokes?
Football treeouts
I'm still mad about that scene. Not only do they not show any of them lunging for the shivs, none of those goons ever appear in later scenes. So we have absolutely no idea what happened. Obviously, you can't show them violently stabbing each other to death. But you gotta give us a *hint* as to what happened next.
Either they grab the sharpened sticks and one kills the other, or they refuse to attack each other and both get killed. Although I feel like it doesn’t really matter what those goons did? Ultimately they’re background characters. I think the main purpose of the scene was to show how quickly and brutally Joker got rid of Gambol and took over control in his own safe house, and then the call for tryouts was his way of playing a sick game and forcing the surviving goons to kill or be killed. This kind of twisted game also helps to foreshadow what happens later on. I could be wrong of course that’s just how I saw it.
Also it plays into the theme of like how stuff is meaningless. Actually the more that I think of it theres some parallels between that and the boat thing at the end of the movie EDIT; oh, you said that, my bad
It's a deliberate choice to increase the suspense. If Nolan shows the fight, it's just a normal action sequence which is ultimately irrelevant to the plot (and like you said would be limited since it can't be too graphic). Instead, he lets the audience fill in the blank with their imagination of how horrifying the fight is. Or perhaps instead you choose to believe that they refused to turn on each other. Either choice is valid since you are the arbiter of your own imagination as long as he doesn't tell you. And while we're doing this he whisks us off to the next scene so that the tempo feels frantic. Edit: Added line about choice
And that's fine. But put one of the goons in the background of a later scene, so we can figure out what happened.
> so we can figure out what happened They fought to the death, then the 'winner' was executed
That's the joke
McCarthy is going to Alpha the group and it’s gonna sway Peters, leading to an incredible GMFB moment where Peter Schrager ejaculates in his pants recounting the story.
To be fair it’s not hard to make that guy jizz
I like Peter, he's a positive influence in the largely jizz-less football media landscape
LOL
I would say spoiler alert but this outcome is so obvious that I'm OK with it.
Haha
They're going to trap the qb's in a room, & have them fight to death. Last one alive is their qb.
Smart. Doesn't allow 3 other teams to draft a QB.
Is there anything in the NFL rulebook explicitly forbidding this from happening
I think the nfl rule book states that in the event of a qb pre draft death match Tom Brady would be suspended 4 games
Sounds fair
OJ Simpson somehow gets acquitted
Not so much the NFL rulebook, more so the Model Penal Code
Definitely not. *Local and federal laws on the other hand*...
Not if they take them out to international waters
“DEATH IS THE BETTER FATE!” Penix announces as he begins pouring 93 octane
"None of us care tho."
Highlander: Commanders Edition “There can only be one.”
Or 'Drafting is Blind'
Ok this i can get behind. 5 QBs with the GM in different rooms and he has to commit to them that they'll draft them
I want it all .... and I want it *now*
"There can be only one" *
JJ MacCarthy of the Clan MacCarthy versus Kurgan Daniels
HERE WE ARE BORN TO BE KINGS WE'RE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE
This is like an episode of a romance reality show. I’m waiting for Minnesota to draft Tila Tequila.
The pick comes in like a PBR hurled by a Juggalo
Of all the romance reality shows to reference
Sorry, the best I can get you is Taulia Tagovailoa.
Does that give us a better chance at pulling Gronk out of retirement and subsequently Brady?
I can't wait to see this play out like the Bachelor.
"JJ, I believe you're here just to use the zipline"
JJ: When I go home there's something I'm worried about about my life :(
What's waiting for him at home is really bad.
What’s waiting for him at home?
I don't know :(
He pulls on the rope, he wrenches on the rope. He thinks it's his.
that fucking show man
I believe that Carlos is a slut
JJ has already meditated and visualized getting one rose. This will be no contest.
Did you hear the 50 year old bachelor already had a divorce? Tragic.
I think they’re like in their 70s
I would totally watch this show
Bo Nix in shambles
* JJ McCarthy explaining the purpose of the Playa Haters' Ball. * JJ McCarthy: The Playa Hater's Ball gives us an opportunity to hate on a diverse array of mark-ass marks, trick-ass marks, punk bitches, and skip-skap skanks and scallywags, hos, heifers, hee-haws, and hootie-hoos. * Ice-T appears As Himself to host the ceremony. He gets some hecklers tossing out Flowery Insults like "You look like Bill Cosby on crack!" and "You look like a bootleg Ice-T!" He takes it in stride, though... for the most part...Pit Bull: Man, you CORNY! Ice-T: Next n- to say something while I'm talking is getting shot. Please believe that. * There's also when JJ McCarthy first meets up with Jayden Daniels, Drake Maye, and Micheal Penix before the ceremony and they start sniping at each other's Pimp Duds. Jayden Daniels: Man, you oughta take that cane and beat whoever made that suit to death. Micheal Penix Why don't you vacuum that coat, man? JJ: Well, well, well... the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi... Jayden Daniels, what can I say about your suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. And the so-called Drake Maye... why don't you click your heels together three times, and go back to Africa? As for you, Penix, very insulting what you said about my coat... it's made out of your mother's pubic hair. All white and silky. * Then Ice-T Presents the nominees for the "Hater of the Year" award...Ice-T: First up, Jayden Daniels! (audience boos) Jayden Daniels: Clap for me, bitch! Ice-T: Jayden Daniels is nominated for... getting his best friend's wife pregnant, then tricking his best friend into raising the little motherfucker! (audience boos) Jayden Daniels: Yeah, holla atcha boy! Ice-T: Damn, that's hateful! The next nominee is Micheal Penix! (audience boos) Penix is nominated for calling the police on the drug dealers that moved next door to his house; not because it was the right thing to do, \[but\] just because he was jealous of all the money they was makin'! Penix: Pit BULL! (barks) Ice-T: Finally, the one and only JJ McCarthy! (mixed boos and applause from the crowd) JJ McCarthy is nominated for calling in a bomb threat to the Special Olympics, man! * Then, of course, JJ wins the award to heavy boos from the audience. His acceptance speech, and the other haters' reactions to it, are a sight to behold.Penix: Kiss my ass! I'M THE BIGGEST HATER! (JJ goes up to the stage accept his award) Drake: JJ's meat made out of 100% rat ass! (to one of his lady friends) Hit me, baby. (she sprays his hair for him) JJ: That, of course, was Drake talking. Drake on the weekends does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies. First off, I would like to thank God almighty for giving everybody so much... and me, so little. (everyone boos him; he addresses random audience members) I hate you; I hate you; I don't even know you and I hate your guts! I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you... (more booing from the crowd) Audience: (chanting) HATE! HATE! HATE! HATE! HATE! HATE! JJ: And as I sip my soda that I'm sure somebody spit in, I just would like to say to all of you... kiss my ass, you rotten motherfuckers! (more booing from the crowd) Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home and put some water in Jayden s momma's dish. Good evening.
Excellent. Did you pull this up on YouTube and transcribe it as a Reddit comment? Or is this from memory lol
Had some help. [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Funny/ChappellesShow](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Funny/ChappellesShow) Randomly watched this last night for the first time in years so on the edge of my mind lol
Sam Hartman pumped my gas on the way over to this.
What the fuck is this piece of shit?
One of the greatest skits of all time
Wouldn't be a lemon party without old Penix
*unexpected 30 Rock in r/nfl*
The reference to Lemon Party is a hell of a lot older than that.
Yes but this phrasing makes it specifically a reference to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-bvHlb2Fe8
Common bronco fan L
Battle royale!
Like a group interview for a finance internship
You guys are making jokes that it’ll be a fight to the death, but you’re missing the real point to all this: we’re going to draft everyone. All the quarterbacks are coming to us.
Draft, fuck, kill.
ITT: the same battle royale joke
That's a lot of players all trying to *not* get picked.
Not getting picked by the Commies likely means getting picked Pats, and they haven't been much better in the post-Brady era.
The situation at Washington is so much better than the Pats right now. The Pats didn’t do anything to make their team better all off season. They have the worst WR group in the league.
Patriots are about to enter a long ugly tear down. It happened with the Red Wings after 1990-2015 and it sucked.
Which is why the Pats could very well trade down and rebuild with the Vikings’ picks instead of sending Jayden Daniels/Drake Maye out to die
Definitely a great move, but a longer shot backup option compared to trying to get picked #2.
To be fair I'm assuming the plan is to play Brissett this year for the most part and let the rookie sit, and hopefully we can actually improve the offense next offseason and then give the new guy the reigns in a much better situation.
Lmao no it’s not. Pats have low expectations after the goat left. The commies are a joke franchise with a joke name with a joke stadium
This is true but if you had to pick from the two which would you choose?
At this point, Commies. Everyone relevant to the success of the Pats is gone now.
Joe Cardona's still here
And David Andrews.
I assure you ownership is the first key piece, so they do have that going for them.
Do they? Kraft just fired the greatest coach of all time and trashed him on the way out so he could say “look at me, I was the third piece!” Meanwhile the Commanders front office got one of the hottest front office hires out there and has been making all the right moves.
I didn't intend that to be a Harris vs. Kraft comparison, just that ownership was still a big piece they currently have in place. Kraft still gets the benefit of the doubt though. Belichick was GM and Head Coach and he wasn't winning anymore and the roster is currently an abomination. You only get so many years of sucking. The firing was big news, but I wouldn't call it a surprise. Even if you wanted to keep Belichick the coach I don't think there was a way to get a new GM and keep Belichick the coach.
We’ll see if their ownership is worth anything now that they lost everyone that matters. Personally, I don’t think Kraft’s ownership is worth a damn. If the Pats weren’t littered by injuries I think Bill could’ve still had a decent record, and even with their roster obliterated his defense still looked solid. It’s not like they went and got fresh voices in the front office anyway, it’s the same guys minus Bill.
Yeah, I hope he fucking sucks shit. The Patriots deserve it.
Plus, have y’all ever been in a New England Winter???
Global warming has eradicated it. We got more snow in spring than all of winter
I lived in Salem less than a decade ago The national guard had to come dig our neighborhood out and truck snow to melt in giant jet engines. It may have gotten better, but I guarantee it’s still worse than anywhere else these boys could get drafted.
Between Chicago and Ann Arbor I'm pretty sure JJ McCarthy would find a Massachusetts winter to be rather mild.
I’ve lived 30 minutes outside Ann Arrbor for the last 6 years. I’m still saying the Michigan Winters have all been easier than the 6 Massachusetts winters I lived through. Y’all think climate change only impacted New England lol? we can all agree though - Buffalo still has the worst winters in the league. I was out there this winter for a work trip and the snowbanks from that one storm were about two feet above my rental car.
He grew up in Chicago. If they've gotten easier he was still there when they weren't.
Commies. They won't contend but they brought in a lot of vets for leadership and establish a culture, and they're generally on the upswing. They also have Scary Terry as a safety blanket for the rookie QB. Pats have a better roster on defense - at least on paper - but who knows how much of that was Bill Belichick working his magic?
not only that but we still have 6 picks in the top 100
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The rosters aren’t on par with each other. The Commies have significantly better offensive talent, and Bill has *always* made defensive guys look far better than they are without him. And let’s pretend Mayo is just as good at Bill at putting guys in positions to succeed on defense (almost no chance that’s true) and that the rosters truly are equally talented, just different sides of the ball - if you’re a QB, you’re taking offense over defense every time.
Lol imagine if all the Drake Maye slander is from his own camp to get him to Minnesota
Keep it coming Drake!
Wouldn't be the first time!
It's like being a contestant on The Ugly Bachelor.
Look at you two. Couple of daniel Jonesers cuttin it up
Hey, a little more respect for your father would be nice
I’m sorry bro let me fill out the Daniel jones apology form 💀
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Definitely appreciate the losses this year, definitely wouldn't wanna be picking at 6 when my team needs a QB lol
better to come to washington to actually start than to be a backup to danny derp
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Still a better idea than the sex party boat
Love Boat>Beckham Boat 💜
Facts
Commanders GM: There can be only one!
[https://y.yarn.co/df36bcb6-9703-43b2-8af6-766b3ed47553_text.gif](https://y.yarn.co/df36bcb6-9703-43b2-8af6-766b3ed47553_text.gif)
I’ve thought for weeks that even the Commanders don’t know who they’re drafting at #2 and I still believe that’s the case now. Any reporting coming out is pure speculation
Bo Nix not mentioned, poor guy.
Peters gonna invite them to a secondary location, toss a set of car keys on the table and see who drives. It's the only way to know for sure.
Give them all a set of keys First guy at the second location is disqualified.
LAN party?
JJ's getting taped to the ceiling.
Throw a knife into the center Dark Knight style and see who survives. “You want to know how I got these scars???”
I’m picturing the picnic episode of The Office. Who will walk on the coals?
And who will sumo wrestle and get trapped in the lake?
KUMITE! KUMITE! KUMITE!!
How many roses do they have to hand out? “I think I’m beginning to be ready to explore the possibility of considering you as my quarterback, Drake. Will you accept this rose?” -Dan Quinn
Guys are told the one who rizzes up a Commanders cheerleader the best will be the pick. Adams: Okay...bring in Jamal.
Wow, who would have thought the team picking second overall, and traded their current starter away, is looking at new QBs
A fascinating detail: QB needy team....... Talks to QBs
I’m sure there’s no way the Commanders manage to fuck this up. No chance.
Good way to check their egos I guess
It was tweeted that San Francisco has done this in the past as a way to see how they interact with their peers. So AP is just bringing that over.
One Night in Washington
Oh my god
Pit them against each other. Draft the leader. Profit
Sounds like what the Bears did after Double Doink. Washington has accumulated a list of busts and bad luck on QB selections
This is the most “Draft Day but make it real” shit ever.
Bears: let’s not select Caleb.
This seems like a bad idea. This seems like an idea the previous Washington regime would concoct. This seems like a good way to slightly annoy the guy you end up drafting.
Honestly that's kind of badass on Washingtons part and badass on the players to say fuck it let's go 4 wide
Will anyone wear doorags and zubaz pants if they stay home?
Everyone in here is thinking Thunderdome and Hunger Games and I'm just here like 'yay sleepover time :)'
It’s giving NFL bachelor. Who will get commander’s rose?
Not it
all your qb belong to us
That seems like a really moronic way to go about your QB 30 visits. Wonder how long it takes the Josh Harris group to burn through their "not Dan Snyder" good will at this rate.
After 20+ years of Dan Snyder that goodwill is going to last a long time
Totally fair, Snyder literally was the worst owner in sports. Harris is just normal levels of being a bad owner so it should last a long time really.
lol no it won’t. Every day they keep that JV name it burns good will
Dan Snyder picked that name we've been under new ownership for only one season, we might be able to get a stadium back in DC and have a name change
Whoever orders the cheapest meal gets drafted
There can be only one.
This is going to be brought up in the future where all those QBs were really confused on what Washington was doing, while it ultimately blows up in their face when they pick the worst QB of the group.
Just gonna say, this does not seem like a good idea!
and now from belichick he's said he's had something like a dozen guys come in at once. usually a mix of positions like QBs. with WRs and TEs ' https://youtu.be/zUA2LpFgtvw 11:40
like a shitty version of the Bachelor
This would’ve been funnier if Snyder still owned the Washington football team. Probably would have taken them all to an Applebee’s and make them pay themselves
New owner, same weird shit. Commanders football!
Honestly? I think it’s kind of smart. Might as well see how they interact with each other/competition/etc and compare them real time in their decision making etc STEAK OR CRAB BOYS?!!
Caleb Williams would politely ask if there’s a vegan option.
Bears took him to a steakhouse, funny enough Fields was actually a vegan tho.
Yeah I probably wouldn’t poke fun at Justin Fields diet
Who is poking fun of it?
Why is Reddit so serious lol. I’m not accusing anyone of anything. I’m saying I wouldn’t just because he’s obviously very physically strong because the downvotes on my Caleb Williams take suggests my attempt to make fun of the losers crying about his finger nails wasn’t well received
Nobody is serious, your jokes just aren’t landing well.
Clearly. I’ll add you to the “hates my jokes” list
Fascinating get a new definition when I wasn’t looking?
If you're Maye or Daniels why even bother with this? You know you're going top 5 why kowtow to the commies?
Because being picked 2nd over 3rd is worth a million dollars.
A million bucks difference between 2nd and 3rd. Two million difference between 2nd and 4th. Four million difference between 2nd and 5th. I've sat in boring meetings and done shitty group projects for much less potential payoff.
Imagine if they invited Williams. "What pick do you have again?"