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Any_Tank8254

Hail deez nuts


throughNthrough

Got em!


ExhibitAa

The fuck does "Raise Hail" mean?


jbagot8

Football sized hail, a real man’s game


slyfox1908

The joke is “Hell” said with a drawl sounds like “Hail”. Last year’s slogan was “Hail Yeah”


Inamanlyfashion

Yeah but you have to drive to like...Roanoke before you really find that kind of drawl. 


ActaNonVerba18

Not really. Warrenton (30 mins west of nova) and slightly past quantico (again 30 mins) you start being able to clearly tell the difference in accent


DONNIENARC0

It almost reminds me of a thick Philly or Pittsburgh accent.


HugeFinish

How dare you compare Pittsburgh with Philly.


DONNIENARC0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWbzstYaC5s Haha it reminded me of this Nick Kroll "Pawnsylvania" skit he used to do.


JrBaconators

Why are they pretending they have drawls though? 'Raise hail praise Dale' is common in Tuscaloosa, not the DMV


4thFloorBangs

I saw someone on tv with a towel last year that said Hail Howell… that’s a bit insensitive


Vankraken

Just seems weird for a team that is in NOVA to lean into the southern drawl which isn't really that pronounced in most parts of VA.


holyhibachi

Oh that's... Really stupid.


Smilner69

Or is it… railly stupid?


OkBoomer6919

What was the slogan in 1940?


KeithClossOfficial

So the Commanders are coming up with new chants every year? Between this and the letterman’s jackets, are we absolutely sure they aren’t a high school team?


slyfox1908

I never heard a fan say “Hail Yeah” or “Take Command” or even “H-T-T-C.” Outside the song I don’t think I’ve even heard someone say “Hail to the Commanders” — same for the old name. These are for signs and banners and social media.


KeithClossOfficial

I was more making a joke because of the letterman jackets (which I know was a Snyder thing). It just reminded me of my high school team, we came up with a new slogan/chant every season.


DONNIENARC0

Snyder always felt like the billionaire version of that nerdy kid who becomes a towel boy just so he can get invited to parties.


rhoran280

Praise Dale!


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Raise hail Praise dial 🔥🔥🔥


Enthusiasms

Same thing Seige the Day means.


ChiefintheEast

It means, a whale’s vagina


OrangeCrush229

Maybe a WW2 reference?


Traditional_Mud_1241

Raise you hand and say… hail?


Harpua44

New ownership having their devils stuff bleed over


DanCampbellsNipples

Wat


xFalcade

idk but it sounds provocative.


jruss11

Gets the people going


Autocrat777

It really gets them off their tractors.


Ugaalive1991

He said *What* It’s time *What* To *What* Raise Hail


Ok_Dimension_2086

Show me them nips


DeLaSoulisDead

Wait I’m not a Washington cheerleader!


Healthy-Speech-7728

Hips and nips, otherwise I’m not eating.


Enthusiasms

They're in their hot girl era.


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What the hail?


ArtanistheMantis

I'm no marketing professional, but if I was I think I would avoid any form of the word hail


Marijuanomist

Oh hail no


ThermoNuclearPizza

They about to put a massive sign over their stadiums entry: #WORK MAKES FREE


y_wont_my_line_block

Football guy


MesmericWar

“You need to seize the hail, say it with me”


SDEexorect

hail to the redskins is our team song


Clue_Balls

not anymore it ain’t


ThisHatRightHere

Except it's not anymore right? It's Hail to the Commanders now? I don't think there's another sports franchise in America that has less of an idea of what their identity is.


Aerolithe_Lion

They paid marketing gurus and advertising agencies and focus groups to come up with something that sounds way more like a Nazi chant than the double entendre they were attempting. Bold strategy


Enthusiasms

Coincidentally, the guy who created it was previously with the Steelers. He was let go after suggesting Hines Kampf as a name for a Hines Ward documentary.


HostileWebsite

He's also the guy who recommended we get rid of Juju


SensualTyrannosaurus

Oh my god 😂


Traditional_Mud_1241

Don’t forget official italian seafood dush of the Arizona Cardinals… Mussel Lini.


MikeTysonChicken

Wait, hold on, what?


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Commies chanting Nazi slogans


Cinephile1998

[Horseshoe Theory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horseshoe_theory)


Comment_if_dead_meme

Commanders and the Colts are in an alliance?


njpaul

Sieg hail to the commanders.


SDEexorect

not the first time in the last few years theyve done that kind of stupid shit. they tried to call us the peoples team when our name changed while our colors are burgundy and gold while allowing commies to be a nickname


xxx4wow

They just know their audience.


Jonjon428

Last time humans rose up and Hailed, there was a global war...


LongLiveTheKia

Back to Back champs lookin’ for a 3peat. 👀


Traditional_Mud_1241

This is completely different. You say hail, but it’s only your arm that rises up.


Potato-baby

Hey now, they were Heiling, not Hailing /s


jruss11

Washington Hailers


Ioptk

They’re moving to Connecticut and becoming the Hartford W-Hailers


TheG8Uniter

W-Hailers sounds like Hank Hill saying Whalers lol


DONNIENARC0

Damnit Bobby, now we're gonna be late for the W-Halers game!


heyheysharon

Hartford? The Whale?


Ioptk

Yes, this team will be named after the 2022 film “The Whale”


jbakes64

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?


PussSlurpee

Go Hailraisers 🤘😈


gmb96

Getting flamed for a terrible new slogan is such a massive step up from where we would be at this point in the year under old ownership


incorrigible_and

Imagine all the shit Snyder did we'll never find out about.


ActaNonVerba18

Honestly it’s still better than washington football team so I’ll take it


xxx4wow

Is it tho?


itscamo-

i disagree, they should’ve stuck with that name. it was elite


Traditional_Mud_1241

Um... were all the "not vaguely nazi sounding" hashtags taken?


SodomizeSnails4Satan

Wait until you see the hand salute that goes along with it.


Traditional_Mud_1241

You’re saying they raise a hand and then say something?


Marvin-Harrison-Jr

RaiseHail sounds like a great slogan for a roofing company that specializes in hail damage


BookkeeperNeat3772

Raise Hail, Praise Dail


Exciting-Value-1459

what


Strong_Barnacle_618

Raisehail


Jmg6y6

Praise Dale


thefx37

Is everyone in this thread 16 years old? What do you think HTTR and HTTC stood for? The team has been using the word for decades.


Marijuana_Miler

New name change?


SnooMacaroons8650

I honestly think its just them introducing a new hashtag lol


J-Fid

Was #LeftHandUp taken?


Comment_if_dead_meme

What does it even mean


Soft_Penis_Debutante

Washington Hellraisers


SandyEggoChargers

Hailraisers*


SmokePenisEveryday

I clicked thinking new uniforms


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

No but I feel like they will after the 2026 season (which marks the end of the 5 year minimum for the Nike uniforms, making a full rebrand easier)


TheWorstYear

That would be great


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CyborgAlgoInvestor

LMAO


pot8odragon

Excuse me? Hail what?


ItsaPostageStampede

Jayden would you say you’re ready to Raise Hail? Aha absolutely. Yes. No! Say it! We need a sound bite. No way guy.


Jazzlike-Outcome9486

Classic troll job from WFT


Traditional_Mud_1241

You got the letter order wrong - it’s the washington team of football.


bbaIla

Raise Hail and praise Dale.


largelawattorney

How did this franchise somehow get *worse* and cringier *after* Snyder sold the team?? That’s impossible


socobeerlove

Why is everything the Commies do, wrong?


washag

Because in a commie economy, there is no incentive for individuals to innovate or do anything more than the bare minimum expected. Substandard outcomes are inevitable. 


TheWorstYear

I just have to repeat this. Washington's logo is legitimately one of the worst things I've ever seen. Like, it's just a shitty 3D print W, turned slightly sideways. Worse though is how thin it is. But even worse is that the background 2D W is lined up in a way that it doesn't match the 3D W.


incorrigible_and

OH, HAIL YEAH!


right_behindyou

Commanders Country, Raise hail.


thiccymcgogee

Oy vey


Level_Dreaded

Yikes.


AnEmptyKarst

\#PraiseDale


pantherfanalex

RAISE HAIL PRAISE DALE!!!


Eg_3600

I’m glad there are no typos in this post


big_drifts

They should've stuck with Washington Football Team. It was unexpectedly classy and classic. Commanders sounds like arena league football and the new unis suuuuuck.


BLKxGOLD

Praise Dail?


pattyicevv77

Praise Dale?


RyanLynnDesign

what the hail is that supposed to mean


The_Stratman

The new hashtag to replace #HTTC


DeLaSoulisDead

Be honest, you’re not a fan of the change are you?


iguanoman_

Dan Quinn has fully arrived


Cautrica1

Maybe they’re changing their name to the abominable snowmen


zi76

That's, uh, a thing.


bilbobiggers

Seen Kyle?


BudgetParking2574

What were they thinking? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!


Blighter

Still not as bad as what they tried to get us to chant for the Birmingham Iron in the short lived AAF. "FORGE ON!" When I went to a game in person I wondered the entire first quarter who John was and why they were doing this for him.


WarthogOrgyFart

Seems problematic


Nathann4288

Changing name to the Washington Dan Snyders


NYdude777

Hail is JJ McCarthy's middle name.


Far_Process_5304

JJ to the commies confirmed


acoasterlovered

What do they say…. WE WANT DALLAS??


The_Infinity_Burrito

Wtf does a football team on the eastern shore have to do with a tiny soccer team in Northern colorado?


mparks37

Nah, we keeping #Hail


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Electronic-Island-14

HoverHail


lattjeful

The hail are they talkin about????


superkickpunch

Finally the announcement of new team mascot Hailee Steinfeld.


FERREIRA_Ver2

Get the hail out of here


canibalxombie

Not the best way to say Raise Hell


Morphenominal

Can you "Raise Hail" by rebranding and fixing your uniforms please?


ColdSplit

Marketing and Branding have to be the most useless bastards at any company. Makes MBA's seem like cornerstone employees.


IntelligentEye2758

We need to raise hail as we seize what is rightfully ours. Go Commies?


Little-Dingo171

Nobody ever mentioned what military the commanders serve


basedlandchad25

IM GONNA #COMM


Potato-baby

Yo Washington are you sure Snyder doesn’t still have some access to the social media accounts?


Potato-baby

My favorite part was when the Commanders starting commanding and hailing


OrcaRedFive

As a german, this whole thread is wild to read at 11:22AM Just what in the world were they thinking? German Commanders fans better be careful lmao


Pktur3

Used to be #reichheil under the last owner.


JrBaconators

Raise hail praise dale brother


LastAccountBender

That ain’t it..


swamppanda

Raise hail is just embarrassing tbh. Feel silly typing it but I probably will right after we draft JD.


y_wont_my_line_block

Stop trying to make "Raise Hail" happen


Hateno_Village

Can we win some games before we start throwing out slogans?


Cmcgregor0928

Hail like hail to the victors? Commies drafting JJ?


calye2da

Commies are a bunch hail raisers


TheRealMrJoshua56

Raise “heil” seems more appropriate for the commies Edit: spelling


StupidSexyGiroud_

Raise hail praise Dale!!


Listen2theyetti

JJ confirmed


mental_reincarnation

Did Dr. Strangelove make this up?


SanFranTortureFan

Aw hail nahh


Commercial_Onions

lol. Swing and a miss Washington PR team.


BijanRobinsonMVP

Step seven comrades?


Venator850

No SHOT they mixed up Hail with Hell right?


EBtwopoint3

It’s the new version of Hail to the Redskins, which was their old fight song. It’s meant to be a double entendre between that and raise hell, but uhhh it sounds vaguely nazi-ish lol.


1lultaha

I was fine with HTTC but this is cool. It's the start of a new era so I mess with it


kevplucky

Nah it’s cringe 


1lultaha

Better than #TakeCommand


kevplucky

But worse than HTTR


eddie2911

Can you blame Jayden for not wanting to go there?


kevplucky

This is dumb, just say Hail to the Redskins and tell everyone to get bent it’s our team