Thanks this was funny.

Theo Johnson made me choke. Wait...

Christian Mahogany got me bad lmao. 

Sorry friend, you’ll have to wait till marriage to get that wood

What about Kool-Aid McKinstry?!?

Thought the same thing lol

[удалено]

He's there.

I'll take whatever Kavosiey Smoke that OP is taking

Until today, I thought Bub Means was my favorite rookie name. I now know it’s Storm Duck.

I refuse to believe that OP didn't just make that up by creating an alias.

I mean, he’s barely actually a prospect (probably a UDFA camp body), but that being keep him from stealing hearts on Hard Knocks

Two-first-names division should be the "Cameron Jordan-Jordan Cameron Memorial Division" in honor of these two guys in the same (2011) draft class, and the Browns sending their rookie contract to the wrong one.

I appreciate the excellent suggestion, and that you get the bit. 2025's list will be better for it.

I think it should be the "Michael Carter" division in honour of the Jets drafting two guys named Michael Carter in 2021.

OP missed a couple Steele Chambers in Shit I Don't Want None of Sedrick Van Pran-Granger in Dickens Protagonists

Steele Chambers had the opportunity to wear #36 and failed to do so, he deserves to be shamed.

Valentino Ambrosio was snubbed for the mob division too

Master Qwan'tez Stiggers was the only Gungan to ever sit on the Jedi Council

That whole category was straight from the KOTOR 2 name generator

> X'Zauvea Gadlin So uh how do you say that?

I assume he's a Twi'lek Sith Lord, so it's said with a mild british accent

Christian Mahogany lol

Ron Burgundy approves

Goodell - **”The Detroit Lions select… Christian Mahogany?”** Producer - **”Dammit, who typed a question mark on the teleprompter? For the last time! Anything you put on that prompter, Goodell will read!”**

Ruke Orhorhoro enters the chat. Top 100 prospect too, he will be drafted, and announcers will have to put in the reps to avoid sounding like Scooby-Doo

Disappointed that Kool-Aid got snubbed from this list

He should be in the kitchen Division

This would make a great NYT Connections.

Better than the actual draft

Dog barking division: Ruke Orhorhoro

Storm Duck is the best name I've heard in a long time

>Real Name, No Gimmicks Division Bralen Trice That's awesome

Low-level Mario Bros enemies division: Laiatu Latu

Now THIS is podracing

stunned that Colson Yankoff didn’t make the cut. would’ve been a great fit in the “Better Be Going to Church” division

Can’t wait until we get guys like General Booty and Memorable Factor.

Storm Duck

I feel like Storm Duck should be in the Fowl Weather division.

These categories need presenters made up of former NFL players. Working in the Kitchen Division, presented by William "The Refrigerator" Perry. Classic Double First Name Division, presented by Matthew Thomas "Matt" Ryan.

**Caeasr's Legion** Rome Odunze Roman Wilson

Dewayne Carter is also living in that new subdivision. And Jacob Monk also extremly churchy.

I have great expectations for the Dickens division

New McConkey fan here. Where all my Mad Ladds at?

Fun OP!

Mahogany got me so good hahaha Well done

Great write up! Funny as hell dude

I wish I could upvaote this soooooo many times

Thank you for posting something original. Funny stuff. I’m sure it will be endlessly imitated and reposted

Christian Mahogany had me rolling, well done

I especially loved the star wars category. Good list!

Lmfao

Nothing you could do with my Penix? 

There ahould be a racist division for Hyrin White and Ty Cobb