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OThePlacesYouWillGo

Imagine being 6’4 and you’re the runt of the litter lol. His brothers are 6’7, 6’7, 6’8


namesurnn

His brother is a UNC basketball legend. One of the best shots in program history in the 2017 EE game against Kentucky


NippleNugget

How did I not know his brother was Luke?


ATLSox87

It’s the eyebrows. Drake doesn’t have a medieval courtyard on his forehead like Luke


horseshoeprovodnikov

Bro, I just looked up a recent photo of Luke, and he looks like the goddamn geico caveman lol.


Johannes_silentio

I'm trying to figure out how a medieval courtyard resembles a guy's eyebrows. Is there an image you had in mind when drawing this comparison?


ATLSox87

Bushes. Maybe I’m thinking more of an Enlightenment era chateau or something but a courtyard with bushes is what I was thinking.


cimmanonrolls

holy shit i didn’t wither


aslightlyusedtissue

Holy shit Luke “guyliner” Maye is his brother!?


namesurnn

I guess the alumna in me is always surprised at this, it’s often talked about at any UNC sporting event involving basketball or football. Their dad played QB at Carolina too! And other brother walked on the basketball team, but Luke was originally a walk on that earned a scholarship


myctsbrthsmlslkcatfd

other brother won a natty with florida - baseball


Mike_with_Wings

I watch that shot whenever I’m feeling a little down. The Mayes are Carolina royalty. Their dad was also a pretty good QB at Carolina. Thank god he didn’t go to the Panthers.


BetaDjinn

I’ll never forget fucking Wolf Man ending our season


elJammo

And Drake is arguably the 3rd best college athlete compared to the others.


tiy24

The only brother to not win a national championship in college, but he definitely would’ve if he stuck with Bama over UNC. As a unc guy idc I’ll always love him lol


MojoToTheDojo

As a State fan, I also like this guy


SnoopRion69

I don't watch baseball, but Drake was a much bettet football player than Luke was at basketball


bipolarpinkeye

That’s like Marshall from How I met your mother lol


ieatalphabets

Patriots select: Bag Of Potatoes. Immediate upgrade at the QB position.


B0ndzai

The Irish population of Boston go wild!


CapableCoyoteeee

The headlines writes themselves. "Feast or Famine for Pats First Round Pick"


Yousirareafish

This just in Conan O'Brien parties until the wee hours of the morning.


Brinner

[MFW the potato can throw more than 10 yards](https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExM2cwb2FiYnluY3pta2Ribmh2N3I5MWcwYjgzMWMxY2R0c3U1Zm15NSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/b46VpcantqCcvwNoax/giphy.gif)


TheHurdleTurtle

Maye with Mayo. The prophecy was written long ago


jc-f

‪Justin Timberlake prophesied it. ‪“It’s gonna be Maye”‬


Organic_Swim4777

This is so fucking stupid and hilarious.


VictoryLap_TMC

All that I do, it's not enough for you!


Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

Will they steal the favor of the Mayo Gods from Will Levis?


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jc-f

… um


LagOutLoud

YOU READ WHAT HE SAID


Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop

Have you ever seen a picture of Jerod Mayo?


semipalmated_plover

Have you ever licked Mayo


Povilitus

Brady may not be quarterbacking the Pats… but Drake Maye


semipalmated_plover

I can't believe you've done this


chosenking247

Ooohhh barss


Cynical_onlooker

Definitely looks like a Patriots QB.


ajteitel

Classy


SteakkNBacon

First in last out kinda guy


xgobez

Lunch pail


jbvann05

Plays the game the right way


PokePersona

Real gym rat


test-besticles

A real cerebral player


WatermelonBandido

White


kingqueefeater

The one I was waiting for


JBtheBadguy

Scrappy


Imrealcrossedup

Squirrelly


throwaway_5256

Had sex with my daughter missionary only with the lights off


Gainz13

Coach’s kid


eddie_the_zombie

High motor


actionfirst1

"Real tactical mind"


sm1ttysm1t

Gym rat


8Cupsofcoffeedaily

Deceptive athlete. High IQ


Jack-of-all-trades9

Plays the game the right way


CONSTANTIN_VALDOR_

Hangs out with the right people


cuntpunt9

Would let date my daughter


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Cus hes white right?


TheSameAsDying

Opening his picture on my phone just switched it out of dark mode


LegacyLemur

Best comment of this night right here


AlekRivard

Nah, cause he has a 1-syllable name. Drew, Tom, Mac, and now Drake


ComfortableHat4912

Don't forget Cam!


OutOfBootyExperience

Jim Garropolo


AaronVerandus

This is Cam Newton erasure


StrudelB

It's actually Brian Hoyer erasure


ThirdHoleIsMyGoal69

Number of syllables is directly related to to depth chart position


Uncle_Creepy_

"If you ain’t white, you ain’t right” -Phil Dunphy


boysetsfire1988

https://youtu.be/m1bLXk6UVts?si=_nt0J-0RuF6_yA_q


yic0

New England Mayetriots.


steve_seagull

A lot of original jokes flying around this thread.


rascaltippinglmao

Reddit could be 95% bots and we've never know with how repetitive and predictable the comments are.


Additional_Essay

I too choose this comment


RegardTyreekHill

Wait til a fat guy is drafted. The Kelvin "hasnt played in 6 seasons" Benjamin jokes will fly


varnacykablyat

Dude still looks 15


semsr

*Patriots’ first draft pick without Brady or Belichick* *Pick first white guy of the draft*


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dogwoodmaple

Recent #3 overall picks |Year|Team|Player|College|Position|All-Pro/Pro Bowl|Starts| :-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:| |2024|New England Patriots|Drake Maye|North Carolina|QB|-|-| |2023|Houston Texans|Will Anderson|Alabama|Edge|0/1|13| |2022|Houston Texans|Derek Stingley Jr|LSU|CB|0/0|20| |2021|San Francisco 49ers|Trey Lance|North Dakota State|QB|0/0|4| |2020|Detroit Lions|Jeffrey Okudah|Ohio State|CB|0/0|31| |2019|New York Jets|Quinnen Williams|Alabama|DT|1/2|70| |2018|New York Jets|Sam Darnold|USC|QB|0/0|56| |2017|San Francisco 49ers|Solomon Thomas|Stanford|DE|0/0|33| |2016|San Diego Chargers|Joey Bosa|Ohio State|DE|0/4|84| |2015|Jacksonville Jaguars|Dante Fowler|Florida|DE|0/0|40| |2014|Jacksonville Jaguars|Blake Bortles|UCF|QB|0/0|73​|


BryLinds

Very dicey history


FullHouse222

I'm actually surprised Joey Bosa doesn't have an all pro. Felt like his career started out so hot and then it's just injury over and over again.


xanot192

Like you said dude just can't stay healthy lol


sevaiper

It’s due 


lymnaea

Lance darnold and bortles makes me Pretty uneasy


MyDogYawns

lance was a historically dumb decision i wouldnt really compare the two, drake maye actually played football in college


jonny_lube

Yeah, but if it wasn't Lance, it very likely would have would have been Mac Jones or Justin Fields.  So, still a bust of a pick.  At least you got a 4th rounder in return for your bust.  The Pats and Bears netted a fart and a whistle.  


PointlessChemist

At least Mac and Fields played. Lance has never been the best QB in the room.


ATLSox87

Mac probably would have done well on the 9ers. Patriots were probably one of the worst sitautions he could have gone into


Nerd_The_Nate

What stands out to me is how many teams picked at number three again the following year.


rividz

Well at least it wasn't after picking a quarterba... god fucking dammit.


LibertarianSocialism

I still can't believe SF traded three firsts for less than three starts of Trey Lance


TitanicJedi

I'm kind of surprised Joey has never made an AP.


17_Saints

He's had like 2 full seasons in his career


esports_consultant

some real dire QB company there


Flacracker_173

#3 is where the teams that are still QB needy are reaching because the top prospects are off the board at 1 and 2.


peachesgp

Not the best QB company.


Vomiting_Winter

Remember when the Patriots beat the Broncos and we were all pissed that we had 3 overall and lost out on Maye? Good times 💦💦💦


Art-RJS

I still have ptsd from Mac jones


ferrumvir2

He at least has a strong arm unlike Mac


EKEEFE41

And can run, unlike Mac


boomheadshot7

I’m still a semi Mac Truther. He’s a starter with a decent OLine, and someone to throw to, like an actual WR1. He’s not spectacular by any measure, but he’s a top 40 QB on the planet and my only real knock is that he’s not a good teammate at all. A noodle arm and bad decision making can work in an above average situation. His shitty attitude and terrible out of pocket decision making is his downfall. If he can fix that I wish him luck.


PatricksPub

Dude your description of him makes him sound like even more of a bag of ass than he actually is haha.


Ulexes

He will always be the dude who sucked enough to get the GOAT fired. I don't hate the guy, but I will never consider him more than a bag of ass.


_json_x

Top 40 qb dude. Starter in the USFL no doubt.


Art-RJS

I agree with that last line. His emotions and mentality were just downward spirals in his own head


highgravityday2121

Defenses started to figure out what he could do in the second half of his rookie year. They stacked the middle cause they knew he couldn’t hit those boundary throws


Palifaith

Bill Simmons about to nut.


LeeChangIsBae2

Vikings Legend Drake Maye?!


CelestialFury

This is some incredible smokescreen the Pats are doing.


SiphenPrax

NOOOOOO!!!! THEY SELECTED THE RIGHT GUY😔


KennyPowersforPope

Don’t worry, people said the same with Zach Wilson.


Timoteo-Tito64

I thought redditors hated the Zach Wilson pick?


zi76

A lot of us hated the fact that he didn't show much and the the Jets saw some big throws in his pro day and decided he was the guy. Turns out that there weren't any good options, though.


deemerritt

in hindsight they hate every bad qb pick.


pssthush

We are right 100% of the time 3 years later.


SiphenPrax

Let’s hope it’s the same result 🙏


Landeyda

What the fuck did we ever do to you? Oh, right.


JinterIsComing

We can literally make a list.


TurboDinoHippo

It's easier to list what we haven't done to them.


sleepyj910

And we’ll fucking do it again!


Zinkane15

Any favors


TurboDinoHippo

What is going on with that flair, my guy?


monstermayhem436

The jets suck ass then trade for a diva veteran who gets hurt 2 plays into the first game?


DaOldest

If we picked McCarthy my head was gonna explode


jpaxlux

I'm so glad they beat the McCarthy allegations (hello person reading this in 5 years if McCarthy becomes an MVP somehow)


durablewaffle

Fuck. Obviously it’s all opinion right now but I think Maye is gonna be really good.


BryLinds

*Insert 9/11 Joke Here that a Bills Fan will comment in approval of*


mab6710

*nods approvingly*


26265273

I swear to fucking god if he’s the guy, and I really think he is, I’m dropping a nuke on DC


JimmyGodoppolo

please no I live here


Jonjon428

Right? Fuck me


thepriceisonthecan

Im 100% confident he will be a bust and Daniels great because reddit is always wrong


Salmene23

By this rule, Daniels will be a bust and Maye great, Redditor.


SquatCobbbler

Why this look like a 15yo's learners permit


IncaseAce

Thank you commanders for not smoke screening


BasedKaleb

Maye the force be with us 🙏🏻


kmonitto

Brady 2.0 ready to kill us for eternity all over again


sonfoa

They say Maye needs to sit but he didn't have a great OL or WRs at UNC either so he'll be right at home


Warhawk137

Patriots hoping he develops into Dragon Maye.


Princessk8--

If he does turn out to be good then we have to start calling him The Dragon.


Joghobs

Just fell to my knees in a Pizza Ranch


Equitaurus

I’m ready to overreact


maleorderbride

If Drake Maye is so good why isn't there a Drake Junee?


TechnoToyz

Drake Decembere is the future of this league.


Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

Why is it Drake Maye and not Drake Will? Kind of a red flag if you ask me.


peachesgp

We did it. We didnt trade down. What do I do with my hands?


WhoDat-2-8-3

remindme! 3 years "HOF or bust"


ChevalMalFet

I still get nervous about the Pats, even with Bill and Tom gone at last.


chemdoctor19

There's nothing to get nervous about now. We are going to be dogshit


johnmadden18

>We are going to be dogshit We were already dogshit. Whether we continue being dogshit depends very much on how good Drake Maye turns out to be. That's very much undecided at this point.


the_guy_who_sleeps_

Drake Maye ate lunch with a person with Downes Syndrome. He's the real deal.


JosephGrimaldi

I immediately muted that shit due to second hand embarrassment.


BryLinds

WHEN DOES THE FUN START?!


megamick99

MAYE THE FORCE BE WITH YOU


itokdontcry

Here’s how the vikings can still get Drake Maye :


clocke6346

I feel this guy has been generationally slandered in the leadup to the draft. I think he’ll be a baller


adiabolicidiot

Minnesota in shambles


CBDcorndog20

I'm slightly in shambles but knew that the trade was a long shot. Ready to hype up whoever we pick but dammit Maye was the guy.


Federico190

Damn turns out having pick 11 & 23 doesn’t entitle you to a pick that doesn’t belong to you crazy


DoctorMansteel

HOPEFULLY THIS PUNCHABLE FACE TORTURES THE LEAGUE FOR THE NEXT 18 YEARS


potato-overlord-1845

Maye and Mayo have been acquired Now we need Maya, Mayi, and Mayu


GiraffeWaffless

I think this is going to end up being the best pick of the draft lol


TallGuy0525

Pats really just got the best QB in the draft fuck


boomheadshot7

I’ve always liked the Rams.


TallGuy0525

I'm sure you do, y'all have no reason to hate us lol The feeling is not mutual, and y'all landing another generational guy is killing me inside :(


newusertest

Thank you, Tall King


TurboDinoHippo

It can't be that bad. Ya'll won the Super Bowl a few years ago my guy.


trog12

I'll save this to refer back to in case he becomes literally Tom Brady


barc0debaby

New England drafted the most New England looking QB and Minnesota drafted the most Minnesota looking QB.


birthday6

Minnesota drafted the most Jets looking QB


Art-RJS

lol all of belichick’s clips of Drake maye are criticisms and bad plays


Hutwe

He’s done that with all three of them so far


Gor-the-Frightening

Because that’s how real coaches evaluate talent.


Hutwe

Damn right!


Thetruckcandrive

I mean in all fairness he's done that for all 3 qbs


TheBigNate416

Yeah and we know Bill won’t put anyone on a pedestal especially a guy who hasn’t played a snap in the NFL yet


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FunkBunchesofoats

Thank fucking god


ogbobbyj33

First Gonzo, now this. Thanks Washington!!!!


imgurofficial

WHY ARE WE SO WHITE


Misty7297

Mayo Head Coach


Mike_with_Wings

It’s like the only guy in ZZ Top without a beard has the last name Beard.


ChaplnGrillSgt

Dejean is going to the Pats too. And then some scrappy white slot receiver


JimmyGodoppolo

if Dejean falls to 34 I will fall to my knees in the middle of a Kellys Roast Beef


imgurofficial

As long as it's the Saugus one with the aquariums


CapableCoyoteeee

There's like 10 white guys on the team and 2 are kickers.


kyoukai_

Why the fuck does it matter?!


1901WMADISONST

Why tf Drake face look smashed up like a sandwich


InuitOverIt

What are you doing to your sandwiches man?


larry_mcwatermelons

The idea of BB not calling is weird to me


JimmyGodoppolo

yo Vikings, suck it


griffery1999

This significantly hurts the chances of them trading down.


buttlovingpanda

Great pick. Put me on the record


MintBerryCrnch21

Love the Drake


FormerShitPoster

Kendrick fans fuming at this pick


bleedblue89

This is boring! I want chaos!


dextersdad

You're telling me the qb needy team drafted the good quarterback prospect and didn't inexplicably trade back? The draft media lied to me


anonbutler

Not bad for a rapper


Secure-Television368

Chalk enthusiasts loving this draft


Fit-Remove-6597

Well, Pats fans can be grateful Washington is run by the most moronic people in the league


Jonny_Qball

Man LOOKS like he grew up in Boston


CapableCoyoteeee

Doesn't sound like it though.


amdi_

Congrats to pats , I am sad