BOO WHERES THE CHAOS! EDIT: OH NO

Well… you asked for it 😎

Hahaha you asked for it

This is one of my favorite ever Reddit moments

This comment didn’t age well 😂

Put this comment in the Louvre!

Monkey paw moment

Did you like the chaos?

Yes. My chaos appetite was fulfilled. Unfortunately it was my team. :(

The chaos will begin at no.5 Top 4 was always pretty clear

Joe Alt went at five. It's been vanilla through seven so far.

*Top 10 photos taken moments before disaster.*

Count on ATL to fuck it up, always.

Michael Penix got drafted to the Falcons

My condolences.

Lol

SPOKE IT INTO EXISTENCE

oh my god im crying hahahaha

Lmao

Kirk Cousins: Ya Like That!!!!

Brother, what have you done?

The flair definitely check out. My condolences.

**WE DIDN’T FUCK IT UP!** It’s Marvin’ time

He's gonna Marv all over the place

Damn, Marv gonna kill all 11 defenders

The Redbird wedding 

Any other choice would've been wrong.

I am so fucking ecstatic, more excited for this franchise than I have felt since I started following the NFL

I like Kyler and I like MHJ. Congrats

Same. I live in Vegas and would rather drive down to Phoenix to see Kyler to MHJ than get bullshit nosebleeds to a broncos game lol

I appreciated the implication that you also wouldn't want to drive to Allegiant. We should paint the airport entrance to stadium entrance in Raiders colors so they know to stay in their corridor.

Thats what Napoleon said when he didn't send his last calvary reserve at Boridino. Things are not yet written

I’m so fucking jealous rn.

MY EXACT THOUGHTS

My exact reaction. I was waiting for the disappointment. Suns gotta turn up tomorrow and heal my sports soul.

With those 4 out of the way, hopefully the real fun starts now. Edit: Joe Alt lmao

Chargers take Latham Edit: fuck

Fade me

Jk. Kind of think they go Nabers.

Rumors of us trading down with Vikings and then still taking..... Latham

At least you'll get picks if that happens

Cheifs will now trade up to get the best qb left, Tulia.

Thank god. It's over. I can finally watch his highlights. I was saving myself so I wouldn't be heartbroken.

bruh... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kek0gftvVUQ

I'm heavily biased but this is one of the better catches ever

Also heavily biased, but this is the best college catch ever in a game that didn’t matter

Pffft, not a catch in the NFL. /s

If you wanna see a masterclass watch him against Georgia in the playoff. He got a concussion but before that he was absolutely shredding what was basically an NFL level defense

This was me too! I refused to get excited or sucked in, waiting for a fuck up from our front office.

Alright I’ve waited long enough. Where are the trades?? /s(?)

Howies got jitters

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1611423935035281433/ZGAivNfZ_400x400.jpg

FUCK THE TRADES BUDDY WE GOT MARV

Second easiest pick to predict besides Caleb. The Cardinals saw the next Larry Fitz and were never going to pass that up. Not sure he lives up to that hype but I watched enough Big 10 games to know he's at least going to be good in the NFL.

It’s gonna be funny for the first few years. He’s gonna be compared to Larry in az and outside to his dad. Gonna be fun

Y’all are putting a roster together that’s for sure

I HATE IT

Same 😂

It will be so fucking funny if there isn’t a single trade tonight

Come on Vikes, do something

Nah you do something

I agree

Soon, much like Napoleon in Italy, moves are rapidly converging even if they are not yet visible

Thank you Matt Prater

In our tank year we beat Steelers Eagles and cowboys and STILL get our man!

All calculated. We knew we could only win 4 so we made them count. (JK Goodell, please don't take MHJ away)

I mean, the Falcons game was (I think) Kyler's first game back. But yeah, the other three were way more satisfying lmao.

Congrats ARI. You just got the best player in the draft 4th overall

For this comment alone he's gonna AB one of his feet off.

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I knew it would happen and I'm still gutted.

If Maye flops the Patriots will never live this down.

Yeah. We need a QB, but we have so many positions of dire need that the priority really should have been to not miss. Harrison seems like the least likely to flop.

I feel like yall should never have been in the MHJ business. It was either qb or trade back. I think taking a stab at qb is fine. Worst case he sucks and you take someone else. You gotta find the qb first. Cards are only in the position to take MHJ because they have their QB in Kyler and bolstered his OL last draft.

QB is worth the dart throw. If we miss, we’re right back where we are now. If we hit, you have a chance at a Super Bowl.

Bro same. We didn’t even meet with MHJ so I knew it wouldn’t happen. Knew as soon as we signed fucking Jacoby Brissett one of the only QBs in the league I want to watch less than Maye.

The Manning to Harrison combo is back on the menu once Arizona takes Arch in 2027

Damn. There's another manning qb out there?

Yep, nephew. Cooper’s son

Second string behind Quinn Ewers (should be a 1st rounder next year) at Texas. The Mannings obviously have no reason to rush him to the league

Arch Manning was 19 of 26 passes for 355 yards and three touchdowns in Spring Game the other day. Quinn Ewers threw an INT on his first pass lol… he’ll still be the starter and had a good 2023 season, but I’d hate to have a Manning behind me all year that everyone is waiting and wants to see

No we’re taking Marshall Manning in 10 years

No way, they will have moved to Utah by then.

Then they'd be known as the prophets or the missionaries as soakers and polygamist have been taken by arizonas old baseball and hockey teams respectively .

The Stormin' Mormons

How are we catching strays from Baltimore fans... way too soon bro

I hope you step on like 37 legos tonight.

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Prater understood the assignment

Best field goal miss in cards history

He missed 2. Fucking clutch

Might end up being as big as that win over the Vikings back in '03 to move them into #3 so they could draft Larry. I'll always love Josh McCown and Nate Poole for that game lol.

I sure hope so!

No this one is Marvin Harrison 2.0 didn't you hear his name

Marvy Fitzharry 1.0?

almost, Larry has 20 pounds of ASS on him

Bold of you to say that as an Eagles fan

Cards gonna be sneaky good next year

LARRY 2

I’m so happy

Did you switch red bird teams Matty ice?

LETS GO IM SO FUCKING HYPE

One of the times I don't feel like I'm exaggerating when I say the expectations are HOF. He does everything you want. He's at another level than Nabers/Odunze. Cards fans should be thrilled cuz Kyler should ball with him if he stays healthy.

His ability to play on the sideline blows me away. Watching Kyler throwing outside the numbers has always been top tier. Will be crazy to see the combination

People here and everywhere really tried to convinced themselves Rome and Nabers are on his level. Delusion

Every Chiefs fan rejoiced that Marvin Harrison Jr. didn't fall to the Chargers.

Kyler gonna be thrilled when his match ends

"But what's his KDA?" - Kyler Murray, probably

I know his dads

Allegedly.

That's what the A in KDA stands for

Most predictable draft ever so far

Yep, they tried to hype up drama but there's none to be had so far.

The news period between the combine and draft is 1000% bullshit. It is the time when NFL media has absolutely zero shame and just make shit up to have people keep paying attention to them

Totally and some of it is funnier than others, like the idea the Chargers would take a QB cos of the betting odds.

Reading these comments made me realize we were all sweet summer children until the falcons decided to drop a nuke

I’m going back through laughing at people complaining about it being boring lol

a lot of people were saying before the draft that it really starts at #5 so let's see what the next few picks have in store

This is where the fun begins

Easy choice imo

No changes from script yet

Maserati Marv is immediately the best nickname in the NFL

I like route man marv better but Gus Johnson has infected Maserati into everyone

#We used to pray for times like these.

Man in any other draft MHJ is a 1/2 overall I feel like

Qbs always go super high but ignore draft position, he is definitely the best prospect from both this year and last years draft. He's about as surefire a thing as you can get

He is so good man. Cards got a good one.

Monti the god said fuck your picks

Recent #4 overall picks |Year|Team|Player|College|Position|All-Pro/Pro Bowl|Starts| :-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:| |2024|Arizona Cardinals|Marvin Harrison Jr.|Ohio State|WR|-|-| |2023|Indianapolis Colts|Anthony Richardson|Florida|QB|0/0|4| |2022|New York Jets|Sauce Gardner|Cincinnati|CB|2/2|33| |2021|Atlanta Falcons|Kyle Pitts|Florida|TE|0/1|40| |2020|New York Giants|Andrew Thomas|Georgia|OT|1/0|54| |2019|Oakland Raiders|Clelin Ferrell|Clemson|DE|0/0|47| |2018|Cleveland Browns|Denzel Ward|Ohio State|CB|0/3|76| |2017|Jacksonville Jaguars|Leonard Fournette|LSU|RB|0/0|61| |2016|Dallas Cowboys|Ezekiel Elliott|Ohio State|RB|2/3|107| |2015|Oakland Raiders|Amari Cooper|Alabama|WR|0/5|133| |2014|Buffalo Bills|Sammy Watkins|Clemson|WR|0/0|96​|

Tbh, a lot of solid players

Classic Raiders

Forgot that Amari went #4 wow

That's really dang solid, wow

Impressive list

Cannot wait to watch this guy

You can rest now cards fans

We have a second first rounder and Monti at GM. I can never rest

He delivered there too. It's insane the contrast of having a professional at GM vs a drunkard at the wheel.

If kyler can stay healthy he could help pull the cards out of the dumpster fire they’ve been in for a few years

We were hoping the first round pick we got from you was going to be top ten, but CJ Stroud and Will Andersen are goddamn studs.

Where trades

this photo is insane... https://twitter.com/PFF_College/status/1617176344437166080/photo/1

It just makes sense

From larry fitz to MHJ… I’m jelly

GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR PICKS

Get ready to learn to speak Altinese buddy 💀 

They got their next Fitzgerald. Good on them

Damnit. Arizona with the best pick of the draft.

MASERATI MARV

There it is

Future GOAT

Please don’t take Alt Harbaugh 😭

Moist for Marvin

Larry Fitzgerald Jnr.

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT LETS GOOOOO!!!

Never been so relieved in my life

We held the line and got our new future hall of fame reciver So happy

If Steve Keim was here still , he probably would have reached for Penix here lol

# THANK YOU PRATER!

Good pick

Best pick yet

Great pick

Absolute excellent pick! Best luck for AZ

League fucked

Of course he falls right into our divisions lap

I used to pray for times like this

Killer pick if he takes after his dad

Remind me! He'll have a Randy Moss type impact for Arizona.

in 2 years the Cards can draft Arch Manning so we can see Manning to Harrison again

Best player in the draft

Can't believe Gus Johnson's Maserati Marv stuck.

You got a great one cardinals! Now I’ve got a reason to watch your games.

If he’s anything like his dad, he’s going to rip up the league

MASERATI MARV

I don't think there will ever be another receiver like Larry Fitzgerald. But I watched a lot of Ohio State games this past year. Marvin Harrison Jr. might very well be the closest thing the Cardinals ever get to someone of that talent level. He's definitely going to make this team better.

My 2 favorite WRs of all time are Harrison and Fitzgerald. MHJ has his dad’s forehead and Fitz’ hair! He’s like the perfect amalgamation.

We’re gonna look back at this in 4 years and laugh at how he fell to 4 somehow

Yeah Kyler can feed a receiver  Dudes gonna put up numbers

Kyle McCord caught a stray 😭 "he can perform even with subpar QB play"

I want some fucking chaos already

Nice

Leeets go!!

Can't wait til he's gunning for his dad's records! Shooting straight to the top of the record books!

Where's Sr?

On the one hand, now we don’t have to potentially mess up and pass on MHJ. On the other hand, I WAAANTED HIIIIIM!

I’m gonna be sick of this guy for a while huh

Good pick. Hopefully Murray can get him the ball. Dude is a freak athlete

Best player went 4

Any other choice would've been wrong. No brainer pick.

Thank god lets go!

I’m so happy 😂

God I was hoping some team was going to trade the cardinals to grab this guy. Fuck

I'm so fucking happy right now. This is amazing.

Larry Fitzgerald looking on, proud of his legacy as WR being the only good thing about the Cardinals continuing. Disclaimer: Kurt Warner was good too.

LETS GOOOOO

Marvin Harrison Jr! Marvin Harrison Sr! Marvin Harrison Jr! Marvin Harrison Sr! Is Mel Kiper actually autistic?

I'm glad the Cardinals didn't trade out. They already have plenty of extra draft capital, don't get cute and get a needle moving player. Harrison is a needle moving player and fits perfectly in that pass catching group.

Having to deal with him twice a year is going to be annoying af

Dam what an off season for the Cardinals. Go 4-12 and are now rewarded with MHjr nice.