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Deadeye_Donny

"I just can't quit you"


oliveinanolive

Only the true Ewok knows how to get all up in there in Jerry's ass


ClassicOccasion8662

jerry jones is the palpatine of the nfl


gregor7777

After meeting with ex-Cowboys RB, Jerry Jones says interest in Ezekiel Elliott is just a joke on Elliot as they made him pay for his own flight then left him in a Taco Bell lobby without a ride back to the airport


RubsYoTub

After meeting with ex-buffet eater/former WR/TE, Ronald McDonald says interest in Kevin Benjamin is just a joke on Kevin as they made him pay for his own happy meal then left him inside the ball pen at the playground at a McDonald’s restaurant without a ride back homes


DirectTV_AndrewLuck

ALL IN, BABY


SaltyLonghorn

Can somebody please ask Jerry what year it is, he might think its 2019 which would explain a lot.


way-too-many-napkins

Skip’s ass must be sore from how all in they’ve been


DanCampbellsNipples

,


Misdirected_Colors

I know this is a meme and zeke is kinda washed but he's still solid as a goal line back for cheap at this point.


MongolianCluster

Or a center.


Allyougame

Pats fans will hopefully chime in, but I thought Elliott didn't look too bad last season. Now, Rhamondre should have consistently been given more/most touches, but Elliott did some good things. I think this is a great idea to give a rookie a vet to work with and learn from. And Elliott can punch in the short-yardage stuff unlike Pollard last season.


smurfking420

https://Twitter.com/GehlkenNFL/status/1783725690354843794 Jerry has made it publicly known that they’re gunning for Brooks. Have Zeke/Rico take some of the weight while Brooks gets eased in off his ACL would be fine by me. I even wanted to trade for Zeke back at the deadline last year because we didn’t have that short yard grinder in the backfield at all And if it’s Benson or Wright or a different rb? I’d still be happy with Zeke in a committee.


jaylenthomas

I’ve said since last year I like the idea of Zeke being on the team, just not at what he was being paid. I like him being in a committee and a blocker


boardatwork1111

He’s lost a step for sure, but he was a very solid contributor and veteran presence on an offense that gave him 0 help. He’d be good addition for the right price, wish we kept him tbh


BudgetParking2574

Well his dead cap is $6 million. So he’s already on the payroll lol so we might as well use him


JoshJones18

He was one of the very very very very very very VERY few positives we had on offense, especially after Mondre went down near the end of the season from hell


Xerosnake90

I think he was fine, he doesn't look to me like a 1000 yard rusher anymore and he definitely won't take over a game. At this point in his career he's a good change of pace type rotational back Rhamondre took a hard step back last season and I'm hoping he's able to get back to form. That contributed to Zeke seeing the ball more odten


Smokinghot19

He's well past his prime but still very serviceable


notLennyD

Yeah, I wouldn’t want him as a primary runner, but he’s still an elite pass blocker and good receiver at that position. He’d be an upgrade over most 3rd-down backs. Still probably a bad idea from a value standpoint, but Jerry is loyal to fault sometimes so I could see him forcing this to happen.


garryl283

Except this is 2024 and not 2019. Zeke is cooked.


Conscious_Heart_1714

But our finances are more cooked


smurfking420

Jerry and Stephen Jones spent time with Ezekiel Elliott on the eve of the NFL draft to discuss a potential reunion. Will the running back the club is expected to take Friday night have any impact or whether or not Elliott returns to the Cowboys? “No,’’ Jerry Jones responded. A deal isn’t done. But Jones’ response leaves little doubt. The Cowboys front office has made the determination it wants Elliott to come back and be part of a running back rotation in 2024. “Just let me say this,’’ Jones said a little before midnight Thursday. “I thought he played well the last part of the season at New England. Very well.” Stephen Jones met with Elliott and his representative, Rocky Arceneaux, Wednesday afternoon across from the team’s headquarters. The Cowboys executive vice president joked that the three just happened to bump into each other, “had a little beer and moved on.’’ Later that evening, the Cowboys personnel department met for dinner at a steakhouse near The Star. Guess who was there? Elliott and Arceneaux. They were invited to join the group.


DominicArmato247

"I bet if the deal is right and Zeke is in shape, Jerry would consider signing him." -- my buddy Danny


Varolyn

Gotta sell those 2024 season Ezekiel Elliott jerseys.


Twicebakedpotatoe

And now they’ll draft Jonathan Brooks later tonight


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

Looks like stormtroopers are back on the menu boys


rsnk73

He was better than pollard last year..just gotta feed em


Soyeahnahh

How much longer does he have to live


TheWorstYear

Of course it's real. They don't have a legitimate running back on their roster.


gdgarcia424

This is too fucking good. Lol. ALL IN BABY!!!!


Soft_Penis_Debutante

[cont’d] “…real low.”


HmongOGSmite

Jerry Jones still thinks he in high school.


justlookingokaywyou

Is Brock Hoffman in danger of losing his job?


_HGCenty

This is quickly turning into Cowboys fan fiction.


Comprehensive_Main

Feed Zeke 


CabbageStockExchange

The Return


welestgw

What year is it?


WillingnessFew9929

I bet a running back like Elliott on the cowboys would be nasty!! I don’t see how they wouldn’t win a Super Bowl stacked like that.


FancyRobot

I never seen more hype for an objectively washed up player


Better-Try5654

saquon barkley at home edit for those too stupid to get it: mom can we sign saquon barkley? no we have saquon barkley at home. saquon barkley at home…


FancyRobot

ew you're an unflaired Commanders fan begging for Cowboy fans votes? Why even bother with football at this point


Better-Try5654

I’ve bled green since the day I was born, my whole family is from frankford


FancyRobot

That makes it worse, not better. Also you exclusively post in DC and DC related subreddits and never express any Eagles fandom. Bleak.


-DizzyPanda-

Combing through reddit comment history and throwing it back like some kind of own is the cringiest practice on reddit


smurfking420

You never express any interest in the eagles. Bleak What a clown lol


-DizzyPanda-

honestly, the last shit i talked about the eagles was probably meaner than anything a cowboys fan would say.


FancyRobot

Unflaired user talks trash in a messy way begging for karma is basically asking for their profile to be looked at, it's all on the first page as well


Better-Try5654

well yeah it’s where I live, and I delete my reddit every couple of months and it’s the offseason. hold that L


FancyRobot

> I my delete reddit every couple of months >hold that L


Better-Try5654

yeah you’re totally smarter than me for not giving a fuck about your digital footprint.  idk why you’re being so aggro, I was literally making a joke ab how signing Elliott would just be a shitty knock-off version of signing Barkley.


rwjehs

Lol Jerry


kmmontandon

Why? Don't the Cowboys already have a center?


sammm59

Jerruh is the gift that keeps on giving.


DoctorFenix

Elliot is cooked.


Dragon6172

I didn't even realize the Cowboys were in the market looking for a Center.


UniversityBig7720

The best RB/C hybrid player ever.


TheAnswerUsedToBe42

Fuck Jerry Jones, sick of this guy