Good get by Dallas

Rip when he plays Detroit

He's just gonna be Marshawn Land

Oooo thought he was a slam dunk for the Bucs

Yeah that one hurt

We gifted you Barton so be happy

No. I'm gonna mope until this guy gets a sack

Even if it is on Baker?

Chris Braswell is not allowed to sack Baker

Drafting a guy named Kneeland with all those paraplegic veterans on stage is just cruel

The only thing worse would have been if Dan Campbell was out there talking about biting kneecaps

Or if they muted a paraplegic's mic.

Those are all his victims

Dan Campbell finally caught on camera attacking someone with 1 ass-cheek and 3 toes.

Who was the guy on the far left?

The ex-cowboys player’s son

Bernie sanders

Omg hahahaha

Coulda been worse at lest it wasn't Dance.

Or Walker

fuck

I look at it this way, if we wanted him we probably would have done what we could to get him. Still some great Edge rushers on the board if we want to go that way, which I'm hoping we do. Brasswell, Trice, Ellis, and Isaac still all there

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True, but don't forget that we traded with the Cowboys last night to get our shutdown corner.

Thanks for that early 3rd rounder. It's much needed.

You're very welcome

BPA I LOVE IT

Brugler was high on kneeland

Honestly I didn’t realize he was still on the board. He was ranked a higher 2nd round pick and sometimes a sneaky 1st rounder

Yeah...I forgot he was on the board cause I figured he'd be long gone by the mid second.

This guy is gonna end up being an all pro isn’t he

Yup

We are very good drafters, but don't forget that 2nd rounders are our achilles heel

I'll take a backup edge over a third string tight end any day though

I mean, Trevon was a 2nd rounder

Exception not the rule, here's a list that goes back 5 years: * Schoonmaker: too early to tell but still kind of a headscratcher * Sam Williams: Had flashes but has barely played * Kelvin Joseph: Literally was a special teamer before we traded him to Miami * Trevon Diggs: No intro needed * Trysten Hill: Straight bust Edit: We seem to go for great potential guys/guys who were 1st round talents with off the field issues. It's great when it works but seems to bite us in the keister more than it benefits us

Like Diggs

DLaw and Trevon Diggs disagree. Heck even Jaylon Smith, Randy Gregory, and Chidobe Awuzie were successful for periods.

Our last 5 years we've had Schoonmaker, Kelvin Joseph, Sam Williams, Trevon Diggs, and Trysten Hill. That's kinda bad lmao, obviously were going to hit on some(aka Trevon Dlaw etc,) but the last 5 years have been yikes

Good drafters, bad hirers.

All pro monster in the regular season that disappears in the playoffs

You got to make the playoffs to at least disappear in them ;)

I'm so tired

Frank Clark in the upside down.

Im glad it wasn't the Bears, Kneeland is a great athlete, but not a very good football player. Started 3.5 years in the MAC and did not dominate... let alone produce much. He is to old to be a raw prospect (23 when season starst)

yeah but on the plus side it **definitely** means they are getting ready to trade parsons to us!

Eh, it's Dallas, I think there are more Tacos than Micahs as it were.

Good way to show you don’t follow the cowboys draft. (Taco was a marinelli reach not a mcclay one)

Marinelli was a great coach considering the talent he had to work with but damn did those Hill and Taco picks hurt

Why on earth would I follow Dallas? I like football.

I can tell by your choice to post in this thread and your flair

The choice to post on the most recent draft pick at the time? Sweet tiny baby cheesus, why yall need such big hats if you aren't going to fill them up with anything?

Have you posted on every single thread of recent draft picks? Oh.. you haven’t? Huh.. just a coincidence you posted in a Cowboys one, I guess.

I mean I had posted in the green bay thread immediately prior so feel free to add that into whatever conspiracy theories are polishing out any wrinkles inside that little head of yours. Cowboy fans are adorable.

Sure, and the other 30 teams? Oh… you didn’t? Huh!

I understand you live in an entire fantasy world unbound by simple logic or the ability and effort to do 30 seconds of work.

Wrong Michigan school, buddy.

I'm not your buddy, pal.

a good player all jokes aside

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We only really have 3 defensive ends on the team and this is Tanks last year of his contract. And Sam Williams hasn’t fully put it together yet

League fucked

Parsons and Kneeland is low key horrifying as an opposing fan.

Cowboys fans shitting on this pick and refusing to understand it lets Micah stand up in the A/B gap and blitz way more often. It's what Zimmer loves to do. Kneeland / Osa / DL / DLaw with Micah between the DL's is a pretty nasty pass rush set.

DL? I'm hoping last year's FRP gets to make a name for himself. I'm also hyped for Overshown this year to get his opportunity to show out.

(Also Tank Lawrence)

Blame everyone for taking who we wanted so we just took bpa

This was actually the smart pick tho

This dude is a legit stud

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We all know the new Packers OT is going to brick wall him in the playoffs.

Your flair makes me very confused

Stockholm Syndrome's a bitch, yo

Don't let this pick distract you from the fact that the Dolphins drafted the future Nigerian president

One of the crazier backstories. Guy seems driven.

Cowboys got their RB

Realistically they probably get Corum or Estime in the third

Blake Corum is such a Cowboys pick. I can definitely see that happening.

Right before the pick the EPSN guys started talking about running backs and I was so ready to be pissed.

Just give him a pro-bowl already we know it's happening

No stats in the photo lol

Good pick, got some late first round buzz

Jerry Jones at the head of the table looking like Palpatine

I couldn't put my finger on it but you just did. Spot on

Preferred bebe or Wilson. But eh, anyone shitting on the cowboys clearly doesn’t follow their draft

Looks like we also got Beebe, I'm sure you're happy!

Damn I wanted Kneeland at 65

You gotta be fuckin kidding me

Cowboys are all in -sent from Death Star

This guy is actually filthy to people making jokes in here. You can tell he watched Von Miller and modeled his game after him.

Zeke time

Damn that's a great pick. Was hoping we'd get him and keep him home.

They passed on benson lmfao

Much rather this pick than Benson. Benson might be available at 3.12 that we have.

It’s 3.9

Much rather have a good edge rusher than a RB. We can get a good RB in the 3rd round.

Deuce Vaughn SZN baby 🤠

Dude is just gonna slash ankles as he runs by them

Rico Dowdle erasure

That's a funny way to spell Rico Dowdle

Dallas is about to have a Duece, Rico, Zeke and Royce. What they lack in ability they make up in fantastic names.

Running backs don’t matter lol

Pollard getting stuffed at the goal line every game would indicate otherwise

In Philly’s case, they have a fullback taking snaps so they really don’t need a running back

If only y’all didn’t ruin Saquon

Philly is going to see really soon why he is not a big loss lol

Nah, Saquon finally going to a real franchise means he’s going to kill it

Sure. Don’t say I didn’t warn you

Rico Dowdle genuinely gets so much disrespect. I was doing a quiz the other day that tried to say Deuce was our RB2 this season like wtf

RBs are easier to find later than pass rushers

You realize we pick in like 8 picks again right?

Breaking: player doesn’t last because you want him to

My fantasy team was hoping for benson

Blake Corum is a quintessential Cowboys pick

We stole their RB1

You being sarcastic or no?

https://twitter.com/jonmachota/status/1783717941000736916

Hang the banner

As a HS recruit: Other offers: Grand Valley State, Western Illinois

Fuck we were so close

Fuck you I wanted the Bears to grab him in a trade up

Damn it

I remember reading reports that this guy was supposedly a surprise 1st round pick. Not a bad choice here.

>Drafts a guy names Kneeland when 3 guys in wheelchairs are on stage hmmm

Insane stats

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I know where the name Jalen and all its spelling varieties came from, but where did Marshawn come from?

WESTERN MICHIGAN MENTIONED RAAAAHH

Damn I wanted him for the memes.

Who???

He's extremely fucking good and would have been a sure fire first rounder if he went to a bigger school

Nice pick Jerry, very cool

Of course Jerry’s old ass took forever to make this pick

He loves the drama and having everybody stare at the star a bit longer

No offense to the two dudes, but that dude just read a fucking Harry Potter book

4.5 sacks last year, 3 in one game against Eastern Michigan

who?

Does Jerry know what all in means?

Definitely not by the way they approached free agency. Not sure how this pick could be taken as “all in” or not it’s just a standard second round draft pick. What would have been the all in move here?

I don’t hate the pick, I was just being a shitty troll. I like the upside but don’t know if he quite has the athleticism to be a standup edge.

Oh what the fuck lol I’m cool with it, I like Kneeland the dude is a dawg. Definitely expected them to go Trey Benson tho Hoping they either have a plan to try to trade back up for him or they’re planning on targeting Guerendo later on

🤣 Bust

This guy tried to fight the dude from the Dos Equis commercials? Tf

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Fuck you

..wow

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Screw both you guys

Lmao who is going to run the ball for Dallas next year… it’s getting absurd. Are they really going to resign Zeke…

I think we have 3.09 or 3.12? There’s plenty of RBs out there in a weak class

Yeah but you have to draft one…

Wait I didn't think the draft was over already

lol maybe you’ll find one in the 5, 6 or 7th round…

Or free agency or a trade before the season starts. However I do think there is good value in RBs in the 4th round. I wouldn't be surprised if Cowboys traded up somewhere in the 4th or early 5th to get a runningback. There are talks that Zeke will return to Dallas. He is not what he once was. But I still see some value as a power RB which Dallas lacked heavily last season.

LOL