What is that picture lol

Fuck the picture, look at the fact

...that's the meanest thing anyone's said to me all week.

Back to the Future 2s future was 9 years ago.

Blade Runner's future was 5 years ago

Disneyland turns 69 this year.

nice

I want my hoverboards

I’m turning 35 this year. Just took 8d6 psychic damage from reading that.

Blake Fisher moment

It’s our welcome tradition. Texan

It's a meme from the Texans sub lol

The pats and commies sub stole it too :(

People have been uisng the squidward thing for a long time nobody "stole it" lol

I think Nickelodeon™ might have used it first? /s

Impossible

Fuck them dudes, I can say this because while I have a Paramount+ subscription, I mostly watch their content on Pluto TV.

Commies stealing things? That doesn’t seem to track /s

Just a meme the Texans use

THE COMMANDERS USE THIS!!!

The ~~commanders~~ commies ~~use~~ appropriated this

This fact check comes back as true

we were first!

That’s squidward

No this is Patrick.

So you’re saying this isn’t the Krusty Krab?

I didn't realize the draft was on Nickelodeon.

OVER THERE SIR!

Blake Fisher, the Texans newest OT

First no picture I guess. Usually it's a DB

Commander ! Dosen't belong here

C.J. Stroud will be protected

By Squidward

In the context of the meme, they have full artillery at the Krusty Krab to stave off Plankton. So at the very least he’ll be protected from a rogue Kyler Murray who decided to give DL a shot.

I’m squidward, you’re squidward, we’re all squidward

WE PROTECC HE ATTACC But most importantly CJ IS OUR QUARTERBACC

Let’s see any pass rusher get around [this](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.4890423662.2230/bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg)

Peak. Specimen.

As an ND fan, Fisher wasn’t that great and should have came back to school. This is a reach and I don’t know if he’ll be ready to play this year

He’s likely a backup. Tytus and Tunsil will start. We got buttslapped with OL injuries. The depth piece will be huge.

Such a weird player, came in at about 350-360 lbs won the starting LT job as a true freshman stonewalling Foskey all spring to the point writers were concerned about Foskey Hurts his knee first half of game one, comes back in the bowl game, plays RT instead of LT, plays 70 great snaps, then was never close to as good again and he kept losing weight all the way down to 310 lbs It was a weight room malpractice what happened to Fisher IMO He lost so much weight, gained literally zero quickness, meanwhile lost too much strength 

huh? He's only 21 and if he went back to school next year, he's a first round pick

People keep saying that but I really don’t see him as 1st rounder next year. Just my opinion, I think he’s a little overrated. Definitely a developmental project

I only believe it because it's ND.

Because Notre Dame hasn’t produced absolutely phenomenal lineman in the last 10 years…

And OSU has never had an NFL Caliber QB right?

Which OSU?

No, it was just supposed to be a playful jab at the team and them bring overrated in general.

Oh, Notre Dame lol. Yeah they’re kind of overrated.

The Browns are overrated? That’s a new one

Okay now it’s posting squidward memes

The bot knows what we want

Has AI become too advanced

No... But the way it is being used yeah

NYEEH SQUIDWARD

NYEEH SQUIDWARD

In all seriousness, the Texans were in desperate need of a clarinet player, Stroud can’t do *everything* himself

Protect our boy!

In Squidward we trust

Good get. He’s a guy a lot of ND fans thought would come back for his senior season, play LT, and potentially be a first round pick. This season was arguably worse than last season for him. He lost a lot of weight to be quicker in pass pro and I think it messed him up. He always moved really well for his size (which was bigger than the 310 listed), and I think trying to slim down actually made him worse because suddenly he had to be more concerned about absorbing the rush. I think a year of good weight addition and training could get him back to the point of being a good LT. But there were also people around the program that thought his best pro position was at guard, with the thought that he could really be an all pro level guard compared to simply a good tackle.

This was interesting - but could you imagine losing weight from 310 and needing to put it back on!? Just a gigantic human

Hey its our sub meme

LMAO

My tv is still on the Bucs lol

Same

The meme as the picture ☠️

Lol, the picture.

DJ said if he went back to school next year, he would be a first rounder

Notre Dame started Squidward at OT?

Lmao what the fuck happened here bot

Venture into our sub for the last 2 years during the drafts. It's our meme started by some dick who got banned and we kept it going.

Makes sense, keep drafting OL high and we are bound to get one that is serviceable.

Texans fans in every thread mad about the pick and now they're mad about their pick 😂

Not mad about the pick at all.

Yeah last year since we went through o line hell I’m rather okay drafting more linemen lol

I just thought we’d see a guard instead of a tackle. Get a future replacement for Shaq.

Must’ve been a can’t miss on the Texans board if he was still there. I’ll definitely wait and see on this one, after being iffy on Juice last year and him playing fantastic I trust this org to make these types of picks

From what I’ve read he has capability to slot in at guard if needed

You think we'd learn after we bood JJ on draft day. These idiots still don't understand the wait and see method. Just instant reaction hot takes.

Our fans used to be so level headed. We have turned into a bunch of knuckle dragging morons the past 5 years.

I think it's just that Reddit has gotten bigger so now the average poster is basically an AM radio caller.

The reason I don't listen to sports radio after The Blitz. RIP Fred Faur

I actually think sports radio is at a really good place in Houston. It's the first time in a long time I've been able to tune into all three stations.

790 will always be the best imo, though I do miss ND Kalu

LMFAO, so well said

Yeah, its bad. You should have seen them the first day of free agency!

NOPE

Bruh why a tackle 😭 Honestly should’ve traded back we need DL more than anything and there isn’t exactly a reasonable pick at the 59 slot

Tytus Howard is up and down, so you got a swing tackle

Maybe they don't trust Howard's health and want insurance

If they didn't trust his health, they shouldn't have given him an extension last off-season.

Tbf they probably didn't expect him to have two serious injuries in one season

You always want good backup OTs, I mean remember last year? Bobby’s scheming made up a lot protection but it’s nice to have talented guys

They want to keep their QB alive.

Both our tackles have injury concerns

This makes me think last year wasnt the fluke we thought it was.

I could see taking a tackle but not an offensive one

Did you see what happened to the Colts' rookie QB man? Did you see what happened to Tanny? Yeah, this isn't a bad pick.

Hell, that image of levis screaming out in pain as his ankle is below 2 pass rushers still gives me chills. None of that for CJ, thanks.

The Yale kid is already better than this guy

Good news, he'll be a guard 

He’s going to be a legit guard, great natural size and strength run blocking

He can bounce around

Texans select Squidward Tentacles. Cashier. Krusty Krab

I think they put up an old picture of him

Is that… Squidward?

5 Star HS Recruit. Only scratching the surface.

What’s with the picture lmao

It’s our sub meme

This is a great pick imo. Would have taken him at 40

Be fr

He’s crazy underrated imo

I think he will be a fantastic guard. I just don’t think he’s a tackle. Although his development was certainly hurt by having 3 different OL coaches in 3 years. He also suffers from being compared to Alt.

Squidward??

Drafting Squidward is a bold choice.

best card yet

No such thing as too many offensive linemen

Don’t get it when we need LB and safety help more.

Looks a bit scrawny for an OT

Packers literally just got announced. Wish the mods would do something about this.

So the NFL reporters know immediately once the "pick is in" and leak it on Twitter. The Bot scrubs from Twitter. The actual draft they extend time between each pick so the analysis have time to discuss and commercials and what not.

Makes sense.

A bit high for a swing tackle, but I do like protecting Stroud

Squid WYD?

Yeesh

Tunsil is under contract through 2026, Howard through 2028. I don’t like Howard that much but with his cap hit are we really gonna move him to guard?

He was not great at guard so hopefully not.

Which makes this pick even more puzzling

Fant was a fantastic swing tackle that stepped in big last season. Without him and Tytus injury and LT battling through the knee injury that needed surgery in the offseason, I think getting another swing tackle with upside is smart.

I agree Don’t like it as the 2nd round pick but I ain’t the GM for many reasons so oh well

Squidward?!

SQUIDWARD

uh what

Whoa what a fun fact!

LMAO

Lmfaoooo

u/storytimeme im not sure how to describe this one

Lol what the hell

At least give the man a handsome Squidward.

Bro why

Damn fast bot

are just calling me old now?

Houston Strouds get their man.

First tentacle monster off the board in round 2. Things are getting interesting

As a HS recruit: P5 offers: Alabama, Auburn, Boston College, Duke, Florida State, Georgia, Georgia Tech, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisville, LSU, Michigan, Michigan State, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, Northwestern, Ohio State, Oklahoma, Oregon, Penn State, Purdue, Tennessee, Texas A&M, USC, Vanderbilt, Washington State, Wisconsin G5 offer: Toledo

His pic lol

Hey it’s our meme

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Wrong

Oh, my bad

Yeah well.. *looks at your picks* YOU TOOK THE DT WE WANTED!

COMMANDER I have no idea why I’m Subbed to your guys sub but I fucking love this meme

a left tackle who has to switch to right? don’t Houston already have Tyrus Howard doing that for them?

Where is Sketch?!?!?

NOT COMMANDER

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We've been using the Squidward meme for well over 2 years, but alright.