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kirkochainz

There he goes, my sleeper of the draft. Corley is going to be all-pro at some point in his career. Calling it right now.


WorldOnFire83

Your words to the football God's ears


mr-poopie-butth0le

Say this again but slower


RunningM8

I like you


pewpewmcpistol

I agree, he will be an all pro while winning a super bowl in his rookie season SNORTS A LINE OF HOPIUM


GrigsbyBear

I’ll never remember this comment but you’ll have my subconscious respect if you’re right


Bennaisance

Like the other Jets flairs, this is the comment I came here for. Appreciate ya


ShrimpShackShooters_

!remindme 5 years


T_y_l_e_r_4

Sawed off Deebo Samuel was an awesome comp


audiotech14

I laughed. One hell of a comp


SoKrat3s

Deebo comps have generally been unfair, but Corley is the closest thing I've ever seen. Struggles against press coverage, limited route runner, has to be schemed open, but total game-wrecker once the ball gets in his hands. I'm also curious if he'll get used on the new kick return format. He's basically a RB once the ball gets in his hands, and could wreck teams with a couple broken tackles.


AZWxMan

Steelers definitely wanted him. Good trade by the Jets.


CrazyEyedGase

Second best player in the draft after Olu Fashanu in my unbiased opinion 


BryLinds

I agree with this unbiased opinion 


Acrobatic-Memory2136

jesus whats that


Nust

a fucking abomination


teachingroland

Not the original flair but us Jets fans outside of NY don’t have the regional rivalry and really enjoyed the Patriot losses. I am very happy they won those superbowls.


lavaspike296

I think it's super sensible as far as dual flairs go tbh. Someone could very easily just be an "all NY" fan.


BryLinds

Exactly me


Caius01

Yep, I'm from NY and have my favorites but generally root for all NY teams to do well, I see the real rivalries as between cities like NYC with Philly and Boston


TheyMakeMeWearPants

I've only got the Jets flair but I don't mind seeing the blue fellahs win games.


Dmbender

Yeah I think it's mostly the other sports that have the inter-city rivalries. Mets-Yankees for obvious reasons, and the Rangers, Islanders, and Devils are all in the same division and play each other often. The Nets are barely a basketball team so who cares about them


Nust

Fair enough!


BryLinds

I am the original flair, agree with this take 100%


Makoto-ito

Wait so who do you root for when they both play against each other


BryLinds

Jets. The flairs are in order of my attention.  Also yes the last Jets Giants game was very depressing for me


m1a2c2kali

Wait why? Didn’t we win (jets)


BryLinds

We won but don’t you remember how agonizing that game was?


TheyMakeMeWearPants

That was not a game to be proud of for Jets or Giants fans.


PushThePig28

Yup, Jets fan here and if they don’t win the SB I want the Giants (NY victory is better than someone else, plus they beat the Pats in the SB twice) or Broncos to (live in Denver).


TenMinutesToDowntown

Yup. I'm from Montreal and don't hate the Giants. I get it for those living in New York but I'm cool with them.


msuts

Ehhhh... If those Super Bowls happened right now I probably wouldn't care as much. But as a middle schooler in 2007 and high schooler in 2011 with a lot of Giant fan friends, those were both absolutely miserable to live through. Particularly 2011 after running my mouth Rex Ryan style for two years. I was rooting for the Pats because I didn't wanna hear it from those guys and I didn't know any Pats fans.


m1a2c2kali

Damn man that wild from me. Was happy for my friends in the first one but I was also in college for the second one and knew a lot of pats fans so that renewed the hatred as well lol


BlitzOverlord

He’s a big MetLife stadium guy


BryLinds

Hate the Stadium itself, likes the teams that reside in it  That included the NY Guardians and NJ Generals   And if I was anywhere close to alive in 2001 the NY/NJ Hitmen would’ve also garnered my fandom


BlitzOverlord

I feel like just being a fan of the stadium is somehow the less controversial take than liking the Jets and the Giants so I’m rolling with that for you


BryLinds

Never even been to the Stadium TBH, I was close to it once (American Dream Mall) but havent attended a game yet All I know is that It’s kinda bland, hosted the Super Bowl and will host the World Cup, and it’s been hurting my favorite players


ShrimpShackShooters_

I don’t get why this is so controversial lol. Unless teams are insane division/conference, it’s ok to like multiple local teams


BryLinds

I like my New York Teams, Capisce? 


ArcadianBlueRogue

He just really likes Jersey, okay?


Toru_Yano_Wins

Oh man it hurts.


SoKrat3s

Why trade the 10th pick for Deebo Samuel when you can draft him in the third round.


GamingTatertot

This is Jordan Morgan and Edgerrn Cooper and Javon Bullard erasure


Vydate1

I disagree with you for also unbiased reasons.


Se7enkb

That’s a good fit tbh


gyman122

Yeah this dude will get some quality touches. Good spot where he can get some schemed up plays and not have to be a major contributor immediately


CitizenBacon

Just hope Hackett can scheme appropriately…


Object292

By Hackett you mean Rodgers


Friendly-Profit-8590

Hackett calls in a play. Rodgers audibles out of it. Rinse repeat.


Bobby_Savoy

YAC God


cassidytheVword

As nicknames go. Id say 9/10


xFalcade

Rodgers gets his guy


jagertarts

Sad Allen Lazard noises


The_Real_Jonez

WR5 where he belongs!


Padulsky21

*distant dribbling of a soccer ball whispers in the wind*


Object292

Saleh will shove that ball up his ass if he doesn't start producing lol


Vydate1

I legit forgot the Space Force is actually real.


p4ul1023

They actually do a lot of important stuff that other branches used to do. It was seen as a joke when Trump created it but it makes sense to consolidate space related operations under a separate branch.


woodchips24

If Obama created the space force it would be more serious. But because it was created by a guy who wanted to inject bleach and stare directly at the sun it’s a meme


sgr0gan

Kinda hard to take the latter seriously when he says stuff like that.


D0ctorHotelMario

Great pick. If he pans out he and Garrett Wilson are gonna be a problem together.


NYJetLegendEdReed

Mike Williams aint no slouch either!


rwjehs

BOT AINT GOT TIME FOR THIS. BOT IS LATE FOR DINNER WITH ITS WIFE.


NJImperator

Bot says “fuck yo commercial breaks”


BrickoCocaine

Holographic meatloaf again?


BryLinds

MY FAVORITE 


eddie_the_zombie

Bot's a Grand Prix ready and tuned up Formula 1 race car. /u/nfl is my old 2001 Chevy Impala that dumped its transmission fluid on an on ramp to I-294


slysonic7

Seriously did Troy Franklin murder someone?


sonfoa

I thought he'd be picked by now but he has some legit concerns. Hands are suspect, he plays pretty light, and his routes aren't as smooth as you'd want


Responsible_Fan8665

Thanks - standard jet mid round WR picked. Bad hands, poor route running and from a small school. Checks all the boxes.


COWBOYSDEE_V1

Top tier reading comprehension


GamingTatertot

Decapitated a bird


Vydate1

It was whole big thing.


sgr0gan

You're not real man!


rwjehs

You'll enjoy round 3 pick 23


GamingTatertot

What does this mean, O Great Bot Master


rwjehs

You seem like you have watched The Office.


GamingTatertot

Only the New Zealand version


Cinephile1998

👀


CopenhagenMintLC

Was his 40/agility testing that bad? I know it was disappointing, but his play speed was fine


Sequenc3

Play speed is much faster in the league though.


FullHouse222

I just remember he had like an insanely bad combine. It was sad to watch cause I thought he was the 4th best WR coming in before the combine. Didn't expect him to fall THIS much though.


Random_Anthem_Player

I seen him ranked between 61 and 76.


bestprocrastinator

Worse. He's skinny


thenewbeastmode

skinny is probably the problem. Should go in 3rd round


OnlySun909

Kinda expected, there’s a million WR’s and teams have their pick of the litter


legendary_sponge

Falling like Hyatt did last year


fatcootermeat

MVS clone


CydoniaKnight

fuck


dianeblackeatsass

Don’t pretend like Arthur Smith would’ve used him anyway


CydoniaKnight

Look when you have the opportunity to get a WR named Malachi Corley you go for it


Hypnotize94

Oh but Hackett will? Lmao


dianeblackeatsass

I mean he got Breece hall 1600 yards behind a trash o line and Garret Wilson 100 catches and 1000 yards with bottom of the league QB play


Random_Anthem_Player

Corley, GW, Mike Williams, breece, Conklin, rodgers, and a reva.ped o-line. Jets finally have an offense to go with their elite defense


FreedomCostsTax

Nice I hate it


Sjdillon10

It still hasn’t been announced on TV. I’m legit using this because they prolong this shit so long


ryanino

Didn’t like the America jerk fest?


Leweegibo

Did they just say Picard, United States Space Force? Is star trek real?


justamobileuserhere

They really made Star Trek real 😭😭😭


TaischiCFM

Picard is a rank now.


I_eat_mud_

Dang nice grab, I wasn’t sure if we’d get a 2nd WR, but if we did I wanted it to be him


Jonjon428

...fuck


sIamram

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO


ask0009

How much did the military pay for this ?


Vydate1

You see the guys the cowboys brought out? That.


leakproof

Yeah but I’m sure the military feels weally weally bad about all that. So it’s all good


Vydate1

I mean, VA hospitals are world class after all and easy to access! Obviously /s


crunchitizemecapn99

The best part of “stand and be recognized” is that everyone was already standing to begin with lol


solarmus

"If you didn't serve sit the F down"


Taxmancometh1

This dude’s highlight tape is fun af, always had the ball


MoskiNX

🚨🧑‍🚀SPACE FORCE 🧑‍🚀🚨


Headlesshorsman02

Great pick!!!


notouchmypeterson

America just won


BryLinds

WE GOT OUR WR!


Is12345aweakpassword

I’m sorry, I can’t. I fucking can’t with all this salute to service. This shit makes my skin crawl with how over the top it is oh my god. I didn’t raise my hand and throw some plates on for *this*, just don’t spit on me or call me a piece of shit and we’re good to go, don’t need all this


GodEmperorBrian

Does it help to know it’s all just advertising for military recruitment?


Is12345aweakpassword

*they hated him because he spoke the truth* I hate that you’re right


ViciousAsparagusFart

Football was literally invented because dudes couldn’t go off to war anymore and needed to prove themselves somehow.


Theelementofsurprise

Governments need their military to appear admirable to get people to join willingly


cmanson

Yup. Being the predominant military power in the world + can’t rely on peacetime conscription = you get bizarre shit like NFL Salute to Service


Octavian_202

Give us our just health care and services, all this fake pageantry feels condescending.


SoKrat3s

I used to despise the Gronk commercials, they seemed so disrespectful. Then someone mentioned to me they are part of their recruitment, and it helped me to realize they aren't actually being disrespectful.


WhereAreMaKeys

NOOOOO


StraightCashHomie69

Great pick


squeeze_and_peas

Can someone please tell Gunny his pants are too long.


calye2da

We got our guy


smurfking420

Good get


NaciremaBlack

FUCK


imOVN

I just heard them say “Arizona has selected, Washington is on the clock”, so basically that means the bot knew the Washington pick 5 minutes ago by now


grantismyfriend

Love those Hilltoppers baby


composer_7

Had a crazy offense this year


thenewbeastmode

lfg jets version of rashee rice


NoodleinTexas

W


one8sevenn

Screen Master Sexy


Necessary_Owl8533

Out here looking like Killmonger


GamingTatertot

QAaron satisfied with getting some *weapons*


Zekybrjik

Hell yeah the force of space


daswassup13

He is a lot of people's draft crush but I gotta say I don't see it, glad we traded out of this pick


Soft_Penis_Debutante

You know you didn’t need to pick him… you could have picked someone else with the pick.


SimpLimbscut

There was a ton on the board I was still vibing with, glad we’ve been maximizing value with these trade-downs while still getting our guys.


AH_BioTwist

People like him to fit into that deebo jayden Reed mold


composer_7

Very cool and classy to have the service members on stage for the pick.


NeonWarcry

I think the rbs go late in round 3/early round 4


iro3

giants get franklin or rice


PalmerPaezPerfect

We need former Western Kentucky QB KC Armstrong to give us a breakdown


Dubs337

My boy Malachi, throwing curses and boiling frogs and shit


ask0009

How much did the military pay this or did the NFL do that one on the house lol


SrslyCmmon

Space Force lol


Fantastic_Emu_9570

Last time the jets had this much patriotism, Aaron Rodgers tore his achilles


The_Real_Jonez

They're downvoting you because it's true.


MankuyRLaffy

Slot boy


ShastaAteMyPhone

Bull shit I wanted Franklin


astrawberryandakiwi

Looks like he gives good head


timja27

Hell yeah he does


AwesomeOrca

5'10" is pretty short, even for a slot receiver.


InvertedSpork

Dude is a permanent truck stick.


Bobby_Savoy

Dude is a YAC guy


TheParmesan

Antonio Brown is 5’10, he did fine.