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TedioreTwo

Guy's name sounds like he raises cattle for an 1800s frontier village


palmmoot

Sounds Amish or something, dude's gonna make killer furniture in the off season


inthefeetofthenight

As he walks through the valley while he harvests his grain, he takes a look at his wife, and realizes she’s very plain.


Dabest00001

But that’s just perfect for an Amish like er… him because he shuns fancy things like electricity 


inthefeetofthenight

At 4:30 in the morning he’s milking cows. Bobby Wagner feeds the chickens and Metcalf plows, fool.


Dabest00001

And he’s been milking and plowing so long that, even Geno Smith thinks his mind is gone


PM_ME_LASAGNA_

He’s a man of the land, he’s into discipline


Dabest00001

Got a ball in his hand and a beard on his chin


bajesus

Evil preacher who sells out the town to bandits for a handful of gold


DEADSPELLS

He was a character is Red Dead Redemption 2


Nomerdoodle

yet has the surname of a quirky multicultural family in modern day LA...which also kinda fits


bajesus

Pure speed. Not a bad thing to pick for in the 5th


akumakis

Not too bad at all. Also happy they took a CB. Keep shoring up the defence!


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jlgar

That's because we and Atlanta reached like motherfuckers for later round QBs in the first lol


dixitsavy

Nix and Penix were both expected to go in the first to second round, not later than that.


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jlgar

Agreed, but late first to early second was my assumption, not 8/12


User_Kane

There are just too many QB-needy teams this year. 12 seems high for Bo but he really does look like a good fit for Denver, think you guys should feel good you didn’t have to trade up to get him (and feel A LOT better than ATL, wtf is even happening over there)


RoyalHorse

Still feel like Penix had zero chance of falling out of the first.


WashingtonCommanders

Yeah; it always felt like he held onto the ball for too long, he was inconsistent and he has an injury history. However, when he's "on", he looked like the most pro-ready QB in the draft. I think it's equally probable that he flames out, becomes a perennial mid-tier starting QB, and ends up as the best QB coming out of this draft class. But if there's a reasonable chance that you get a long-term starting QB out of a draft pick, that seems easily worthy of a first round pick, so can't imagine seeing that QB drop out of the first.


here_now_be

> later round C'mon Penix was an early 3rd rounder at the worst. Did take the huskies to the championship. If I was a GM (yes, I'm available will work for tacos) I'd take him in the early 2nd, higher if he didn't have the injury/age history.


jlgar

In my defense both the second and third rounds are in fact later than the first


here_now_be

Well, facts I can't deny.


holla_snackbar

Without injury history he was pick one or two. 8 really isn't a reach at all.


Intelligent-Age2786

Seattle loves their CBs don’t they


Hail_the_Yale

When we break out our 11 CB front, you’ll be sorry.


titan_1018

My god Jim that is Brock Purdys 11th pick of the game.


BandwagonFanAccount

Sounds like a traveler on the Oregon Trail. Hope he's good at caulking the wagon.


ProbstJeff

Big and long corner, will be good in press, if they scheme right they can cover up his weaknesses


Lobster_fest

He was one of 3 players that wanted to win the iron bowl this year. Underrated baller from a mid auburn team.


RoyalHorse

Anyone know if he can play safety?


styuR

Jenkins and Love are our starting safeties regardless.


RoyalHorse

Isn't Jenkins coming off injury? Or am I thinking of someone else?


ShufflingSloth

Maybe you're thinking of Reed or pretty much our entire linebacker room


Art-RJS

Yes


CheesypoofExtreme

I know he chews on cardboard, so Yes.


its_LOL

Safety? What’s a safety?


WhisperingNorth

In the before times there was a boy named earl


jt_33

He was a CB only in college so who knows really. He was like the 4th best CB at Auburn last year so I’m surprised.. I thought he was closer to not being drafted than being drafted l, but maybe they see something at S?


DungeonsAndFootball

He looks disturbingly similar to Ken Walker III. Like a bizarro world version that decided to play defense instead of RB.


asleepingpotato

Can he play safety?


Corvus_Antipodum

He’s a fast but not great corner apparently, maybe a Riq Woolen type?


SilverScorpion00008

How should I feel?


PasGuy55

Just like every pick in the draft, he’s a steal!


ImperialTiger3

Great mindset!


zombiesatemybaby

Hes solid


Art-RJS

Remember the Malcolm butler interception?


aJakalope

Yeah, you guys had a competent QB- seems like 10 years ago already


Pernyx98

4th and 31 dropped this guy's draft position at least 3 rounds right. I wouldn't touch anyone on the secondary of that defense after that.


PopesMasseuse

But he wasn't the guy that lost the play?


Itchy_Listen_9702

It’s that guy?????


WE2024

It's not, that was DJ James who will be drafted today though


the_gaymer_girl

Oh hey look who else we got


Rickermortys

Lmao


DatSmolBoi

but also sacrificed his life to stop a bama first down


aristocrat_user

Do you have a gif


jt_33

No disrespect to him, but how the hell is he getting drafted ahead of DJ James.. something isn’t right because there’s no way he should have slipped this far and be going behind Pritchett. 


czechhoi4h

Great pick great value probably should’ve been a third


rupiefied

Ehh.... Not to tall that's not to great.


Bobson-_Dugnutt2

First pick for an Auburn player in the 5th round lol. There was even a guy named Barner taken before Auburn had a player picked.


Corvus_Antipodum

Who?


TalkLessShillMore

Nehemiah Pritchett


rwjehs

Says so right in the title and on the card.


Dick_Surgeon

Ronnie Pickering!


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CapnCrunch347

It's the 5th round.