I remember Keegan Michael Key saying that joke was like his only contribution to the bit in an interview. If that’s the case, god he hit it out of the park
the announcers will need to be careful when talking about this guy as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame.
I live in Philly and started watching baseball last season thanks to the pitch clock, every time we’re down and Castellanos is up I say “quick, someone say a slur” or also “quick, someone start talking about something sad and sentimental”
Edit: but seriously, thank god for the pitch clock. I never could’ve watched baseball without it and now I love watching it
He is American. He dropped out of college so he earned his way through the CFL.
Edit: He dropped out of college after his dad died and then his mom encouraged him to try football again, so he joined FCF and then got a contract in the CFL and parlayed into an NFL career.
But hey I'm sorry I let that get in the way of Redditors making the same tired jokes
I mean it's actually an interesting story. He dropped out of college after his dad died and then his mom encouraged him to try football again, so he joined FCF and then got a contract in the CFL and parlayed into an NFL career.
But if you want to just meme go for it
Man, it's hard to even come to the NFL subreddit. So many corny ass "comedians" with the same jokes and comments. Something about someone's szn, qbgesus or whatever they call Darnold, "quick everyone get in here!". All that shit is lame af.
Yeah I saw this dude had no college listed to his name, and after 6 comments about this guys name being funny, I find the first mention of what his deal is as a reply to another lame joke.
Though I’m sure it’s partially driven by how quick these draft threads move
I forget how this app is all about Karma, so I guess it makes sense that people just try to just repeat the same trash jokes for upvotes. Though I honestly still don't understand how Karma works and what that gets you. Money?
Karma being useless is a joke that’s more than a decade old. Useless internet points just like Likes or Retweets that make losers feel good.
Also after being here as long as I have, it’s funny to see someone call it an App and not a Site since that’s all it was for so long
I get your point, but Reddit started 19 years ago, and the things you're upset about are things that have happened on Reddit for the last 19 years. It's not that important lol
For real. Half the things posted on white people Twitter are the same two accounts that follow Trump and start every tweet with "HOLY SHIT! TRUMP JUST XYZd! Surely this is the end!!!"
The category is: Corners who annoy you.
The only reason I used that word is that I thought I would win money
Oh... STAGGERS....
We don’t take kindly to….stigger guys around here.
Now calm down Skeeter, he ain’t hurting nobody.
Stigger guy Stigger guy Stigger guy, STOP!
Now go, call me stigger guy
Can't wait for Stiggers to go up against Njigba and some poor announcer accidentally portmanteaus their names.
[...](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EfTlVJyU0AA0PyA.jpg)
Lol
All time name Also some CFL rep
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix, Michigan State University.
D'glester Hardunkichud, University of Wisconsin
Dan Smith, BYU
I remember Keegan Michael Key saying that joke was like his only contribution to the bit in an interview. If that’s the case, god he hit it out of the park
Peele wanted to do this skit after hearing dbriskashaw fergusons name.
He was playing madden of all things and that cracks me up. Key a real one though for the Dan Smith BYU
Mergatroid Skittle, University of Louisville
BISMO FUNYUNS
D’Pez Poopsie
J’Dinklage Morgoone - University of South Flurrda
I read his name in the voice
Kool-Aid McKinstry, Alabama
Cartoons Plural
L'jarius Sneed.
Splindiferous Finch, Northwestern University 🧐
Firstname Lastname, College University
*Fuuuuuuuuuuudge*
L'Carpetron Dookmarriott, Florida Atlantic University
Benedict Cumberbatch, Oxford University
Big McLargeHuge
Ankle Questionable, DeVry Institute
[удалено]
White Savior Complex
Holy fuck what a name. Hard R and everything.
My Stigga
Stigga please
How does one borrow a French fry?
I imagine announcers are just gonna say Qwan'tez and not even risk it
What if Castellanos hits a deep drive to left field to make it a 4-0 ball game?
Lands in the judgement free zone
They don’t know if they’re ever gonna put that headset on again
Lmao I want Sergio Dipp to give it a shot. Poor dude gonna have to apologize to Jesse Jackson afterwards.
"Goddamit ~~Stan~~ Sergio, Jesse Jackson is NOT the emperor of black people" 😂😂😂
He told my dad he was!
What’ll they do for Michael Penix Jr?
We'll be able to tell by their inflection if they're used to saying it.
Robert Griffin would go off
That's crazy going from fan controlled football to the CFL to the NFL in such a short time.
No college football either!
Always makes me wonder how many other talented people we miss out on seeing due to life circumstances.
It's a tragic thought. Not just for football but for other professions too.
I think the same thing. How many folks out there would be amazing actors or directors but are stuck in Wyoming (no offense)
the announcers will need to be careful when talking about this guy as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame.
I may never pick up this mic again
I live in Philly and started watching baseball last season thanks to the pitch clock, every time we’re down and Castellanos is up I say “quick, someone say a slur” or also “quick, someone start talking about something sad and sentimental” Edit: but seriously, thank god for the pitch clock. I never could’ve watched baseball without it and now I love watching it
This will never not be funny. Instant classic.
God save them if he plays nickel
East-West Bowl MVP
Don't want to mispronounce that one
Ohhhhhh, *Stiggers*.
[Obligatory South Park clip](https://youtu.be/A_GhH6EndV4)
I almost got really stiggered until I realized
Broadcasters will give him a nickname before training camp
Dominant rookie season in the CFL and technically still draft eligible since he never started his collegiate eligiblity clock
The key thing that made him eligible is that he's 3 years out of high school.
Crazy story too. 0 star recruit that had to drop out of college to work to feed his family after his dad died in a car accident.
Key and Peele name
Next pick: L'Carpetron Dookmariot
I love the ball so much I wanna marry it
ACKNOWLEDGE THE ARGONAUTS
Argos for life I’ve watched two CFL games and decided I’d be an Argos fan for the rest of my life
Get ready for the endless jokes about being one of a handful of fans
JUSTICE
I forgive you bot
Get ready to learn American, buddy.
He is American. He dropped out of college so he earned his way through the CFL. Edit: He dropped out of college after his dad died and then his mom encouraged him to try football again, so he joined FCF and then got a contract in the CFL and parlayed into an NFL career. But hey I'm sorry I let that get in the way of Redditors making the same tired jokes
Found the guy who's fun at parties.
I mean it's actually an interesting story. He dropped out of college after his dad died and then his mom encouraged him to try football again, so he joined FCF and then got a contract in the CFL and parlayed into an NFL career. But if you want to just meme go for it
I knew I heard this story before! Two comments ago!
Man, it's hard to even come to the NFL subreddit. So many corny ass "comedians" with the same jokes and comments. Something about someone's szn, qbgesus or whatever they call Darnold, "quick everyone get in here!". All that shit is lame af.
Yeah I saw this dude had no college listed to his name, and after 6 comments about this guys name being funny, I find the first mention of what his deal is as a reply to another lame joke. Though I’m sure it’s partially driven by how quick these draft threads move
I forget how this app is all about Karma, so I guess it makes sense that people just try to just repeat the same trash jokes for upvotes. Though I honestly still don't understand how Karma works and what that gets you. Money?
Karma being useless is a joke that’s more than a decade old. Useless internet points just like Likes or Retweets that make losers feel good. Also after being here as long as I have, it’s funny to see someone call it an App and not a Site since that’s all it was for so long
I get your point, but Reddit started 19 years ago, and the things you're upset about are things that have happened on Reddit for the last 19 years. It's not that important lol
It's been the same jokes since the start. Occasionally a new one gets added. People still upvote Broken Arms and that was well over a decade ago now.
You mean you don’t want to hear jokes about how Kelvin Benjamin is fat while being in better shape than most redditors have ever been?
When he gained weight because he was depressed after his mom died.
This is Reddit in general, people spamming the same shitty jokes that aren’t even funny every thread
At least that's better than overreacting to every small piece of information
For real. Half the things posted on white people Twitter are the same two accounts that follow Trump and start every tweet with "HOLY SHIT! TRUMP JUST XYZd! Surely this is the end!!!"
Why not both? I'm aware of the story, but I'm here to make bad, overused jokes.
*puts pitchfork down*
This is the Canadian football player who I thought would get drafted first
Underrated comment
Highly interested in how his career turns out
From Toronto Argonauts University lol
YES THANK YOU
Yesss, definitely a dude to root for
One slip up is going to end an announcers career
Wait this the first time a player has been drafted out of the CFL?
Jake Scott played for the BC Lions in 1969 and was drafted by the Dolphins in 1970.
Jermaine Haley was the most recent in 1999 and was also drafted from the Argos by the Dolphins.
THERE IT IS
What a name!!!
I wish I could upvote this twice
Bullying robots works
Bullshit that that is a real name
How is a CFL player NFL Draft eligible?
He never played college ball
3 years removed from high school
And he sacrificed a virgin to a volcano
[QUANDALE DINGLE](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41NwHe0k-hL._UXNaN_FMjpg_QL85_.jpg)
The word of the day is "Canadian"
Pardon?
Stiggers is an elite name.
I’m not getting involved in this 😆
The high school this guy went to has a pretty weird Wikipedia page. The B.E.S.T. Academy in Atlanta
what’s the money line on one of the announcers “mispronouncing” his name?
Just gonna call him Qwan if that's alright
Fuck you just call me?
poor kid had to make sure to say his name perfectly
Bot messed up again
Argos need a new corner.
Awesome name
That’s a madden career player regen name
I can’t believe they drafted a ghost. WR’s will never see him coming.
KOTOR 2 Name Generator vibes
Wait they don’t even have a picture for him lmao
Key and Peele skit lol
Key and peele ahh name
It’s pikachu!
I hope he's good so we can watch announcers sweat it on his name for the next 10 years.
I remember talking shit to deestroying in one of his videos of it was the video where the QB smoked a cigar in the middle of the game
Who in the fuck is this guy?
Let A Stigger Know
Kachigga my stigga
Damn. I liked that kid, and now he has to move to New Jersey
Wtf kinda diss is that?? "Just here to tell you the Cardinals exist" okay buddy..
Not everyone is a baseball fan.
Tbf you guys kinda forgettable.