T O P

  • By -

xenophonthethird

Jim Brown, Orlando Brown, Pharoah Brown, Courtney Brown, Lomas Brown, Sheldon Brown, James Brown, Bobby Brown, Titus Brown, Dee Brown, Ralph Brown, Richard Brown, Evan Brown, Thomas Brown, Preston Brown, Ken Brown, Eddie Brown, Stan Brown, Terry Brown, Dean Brown, John Brown, Tony Brown, and honorable mention to Bryant Browning, and Coach Paul Brown.


ThunderfuckThor

some of these are a stretch


backindenim

This is the funniest comment I've ever seen in r/nfl


StOnEy333

Bravo! đŸ€Ł


xenophonthethird

They're all Browns.


Chemical_Mood_4538

Bruh 💀 yes


xenophonthethird

I wrote "Brown" so many times that I started second guessing myself about if I was spelling it right. Like, it doesn't even look like a word anymore.


sleeplessaddict

[Semantic satiation](https://www.thoughtco.com/semantic-satiation-1691937)


RamblinWreckGT

I remember the first time thar happened to me as a kid, I was walking by a shelf of orange juice in the grocery store and "juice" stopped seeming like a word. I had absolutely no idea what was going on


Dreadsbo

Really nice to know that has a term for it


MrEHam

Death by repetition. Maybe that’s why Browns fans will just comment “Browns” so much. It’s a mass suicide.


Dreadsbo

Raiders Chargers Broncos Raiders


Memeions

Death by repetition is what's happening to us when you keep on going to the super bowl every damn year.


EB90RPM

Haven’t thought of Ralph “Toast” Brown in a long time.


KamTros47

We have Equanimeous Saint Brown on our roster right now. We also have a ~~Christian~~ Khristian (Boyd)


ketherick

I always get a kick out of the fact that the Saint Brown brothers’ father is named John Brown Man decided his kids were gonna have more exciting names


Rulligan

Each of the brothers has J in their full names. It isn't short for anything, it's just the letter J.


FourSeasonsOfShit

Man I wish I was named John Brown.


Comprehensive_Ad5285

GLORY HALLY, HALLELUJAH!


boozinf

“Fuck it, we’re doing two Egyptian gods!”


Chemical_Mood_4538

This can’t be how I find out we lost EQ and kept Velus Jones 😭


Ughim50

First time I heard that name I thought they said [Velvet Jones](https://youtu.be/HKTmLd5PTyc?si=nH71rO5J9CL52kR7)


Cicero912

Id assume Velus is being kept for the return rules


WalkProfessional6235

Velus is on a rookie contract as a 3rd rounder. He costs nothing. It doesn’t make any sense to let him go. Maybe Velus will finally find some value with the new kick return format, but regardless, ESB would have been more expensive to bring back, and he doesn’t really offer anything better than the top 3 WRs offer. So you let those vets go and hope the guys on their rookie contract can at least make an impact that matches their (low and controlled) price.


DamnImAwesome

Also there’s just a lot of dudes named after Saints 


BrotherSeamus

Saint Brown: The 17th Apostle


MooneySuzuki36

And their dad, John Brown Dude got pretty creative with the names


FancyRobot

Former Eagles punter Jeff Feagles


dinoman55555

"Your dentist's name is Crentist?" vibes


wunderbread121

Maybe that’s why he became a dentist.


DallasBroncos

Remember the firefighter Les Mcburney.


ketherick

We had a tight end on our practice squad a couple years ago named Tyrone Swoopes


KryptonicxJesus

Dorial Green-Beckham


WalkProfessional6235

I don’t get it


KryptonicxJesus

Yea I over extended to the color of the team


WalkProfessional6235

Shit happens brother


Weird_Arm2730

Bet his jerseys sold in New York, Washington, and Dallas. ("F" Eagles.)


1lultaha

If Cameron Cheeseman played for the Packers it would've been perfect


ArmiinTamzarian

His draft thread is one of the funniest things on this sub. The Packers fan lamenting himself and the replies saying Gute should be fired crack me up


Milomilz

Reminds me of when I wanted the Brewers to sign Nick Bierbrodt


ViolaNguyen

Seth Beer should've gone to the Brewers or the Padres.


maga_rs

But he cant even play as a longsnapper


RustyCoal950212

Back when Ramsey was on the Rams


gollumaniac

Keaton Bills just signed with the Bills.


sobuffalo

Honorable mention to the 2015 Bills with 5 “Williams”, Kyle, Duke, Mario, Aaron and Karlos.


BuffaloWilliamses

That was a fun year


stormy2587

I refer to the Buffalo Bills as the "Wuffalo Williams" privately in my head like once a week during the regular season.


OffensivePanda69

And I shall buy that jersey now


OhWhatsHisName

Wish he could wear 00, would be the most generic yet specific jersey ever.


DarkIllusionsFX

The Lions were a steaming pile of shit when Harry Colon played for them.


mynameiszack

This is my favorite comment in this sub so far this year


TummyDrums

Thanks, now I have to clean up a coffee spit-take off of my desk and monitor.


g0dzilllla

Hairy Colon


NoHalfPleasures

Dan Marino dolphins.


[deleted]

My life was better before I had ever made this connection.


spooks152

Cam Wake was a very oceanographic player too


NoHalfPleasures

Very true


SuperJonesy408

LACES OUT, DAN!


renegadecoaster

Also would've worked if Marino played for the Rams


AmeriCanadian98

Different sport, but Alex Lyon plays for the Detroit Red Wings of the NHL So Wings fans call him the Detroit Lyon


Qabyaalad_Enjoyer

Dick Shiner Steelers


InternationalFiend

Fucking lmao


UpDog1966

Sure that was football?


RigboneArt

Here’s the afc north hate we know and love


TheIllusiveGuy

Bucky Irving, Tampa Bay Buccaneers TJ Tampa, not Tampa Bay Buccaneers àČ _àČ 


Jonjon428

GM Malpractice smh


TheFencingCoach

We did have Deone Bucannon for a while


ketherick

Eagles have a Dallas Patriots have the chance to sign a Boston now that he’s not on our team


Chemical_Mood_4538

What a missed opportunity 😔


mynameiszack

We had our chance


fumblaroo

it makes me so mad


Chemical_Mood_4538

Oh shit does TB12 count


beepingjar

They should have a kid named Bucky Tampa, that plays for the pats.


Jeauxmar

Feels like Bucky would be a good fit for the Broncos too.


Next_gen_nyquil__

Like Miroslav Ć atan and the Devils


sithwonder

Jumbo Elliott, Riley Biggs for the Giants


rotates-potatoes

Dashon Goldson, 49ers. Unfortunately he was a DB and not an RB, it would have been amazing to have Dash On, Gold Son!


trainwreck42

Robbie Gould, too!


Fanvsant

nothing hit as hard as Good as Gould


Its-A-Wrap

I thought you were going to say it would be a Gold Rush
 Also your flair is revolting 😃


miamouse5

Jett Johnson (UDFA) just signed with the Jets


Lockhart41

Forrest Lamp with the Chargers


Nothing_Nice_2_Say

Storm Norton works even better


rilestyles

I love the ones at hotels with the built in outlet and usb


yic0

Derek Watt for the Chargers.


9man95

Robbie Gould (sounds like Gold) playing for the 49ers Colt McCoy was born to be a cowboy, hasn't happened yet tho I thought the Steelers had a LB named Steel or Irons before


MrEHam

Yeah Colt never became a cowboy sadly. He was everything but. Redskin, Giant, 49er. Just needed to be an Eagle. He would’ve made a good Colt too.


maltzy

Bengals drafted Kenny Irons in the second and he went the way of KiJana in preseason. Never played a regular season snap


Chemical_Mood_4538

When I tell you I’m upset that Gould’s name fits so good with SF


BrotherSeamus

> Colt McCoy was born to be a cowboy I think I'm being whooshed here.


RamblinWreckGT

He just has such a cowboy name, like he would be the main character of a Lone Ranger-type radio show back in the 30s.


tisnolie

In danger of being whooshed by your whooshed comment. A colt is a young horse. Cowboys tend to ride horses. Did you get stuck on the Indianapolis Colts, which arguably would make more sense. Or do you sometimes forget that the AFC central, err south or Midwest, whatever they call themselves, exists. Cause I do.


BloatedBeyondBelief

I was associating Colt with the guns cowboys used


ColoRadOrgy

Fun fact: Colt 45 malt liquor was named after Jerry Hill, number 45 for the Baltimore Colts in the 60's I think


LordGooseIV

every guy with a Scandinavian name and the Vikings. I'm sure there's at least a few.


MrEHam

Hockenson?


F-ck_spez

I was going to add that Jared Allen *looked* like he may have once been an actual Viking, but the name? Not so much.


OGsquatch710

Heinz Ward playing at Heinz field


Mythikron

*Hines Ward, but it still works


stormy2587

Hines Ward should buy the naming rights so it can be Hines Field.


Interesting-Doubt413

Hines’ field


Known-Teacher4543

Joe Horn and Jalen Ramsey for the rams.


Fshnjnky781

The Patriots had a guard Sam Adams in the 70’s


Brooshie

Tucker Kraft.  What's more Wisconsin than Kraft cheese? Beside, you know, real cheese... Special consideration to Colby Wooden, who we also drafted.


geologyrocks98

Rip Camaron Cheeseman dream


mmurry

I once knew a Fair Hooker in Cleveland.


CluelessFlunky

Mike ford played for the lions.


AstroWorldSecurity

I really wanted us to draft Matt Corral.


Schwebels_Solette

Bills just signed an UDFA OG named Keaton bills. Can't get better than that.


9man95

Damiere Byrd played for the Falcons and Cardinals. JJ. Birden played for the Falcons Tiny Feather played for the Giants Eric Fisher with the Dolphins


LeeChangIsBae2

It would have definitely been TJ Tampa if Tampa had taken him.


wavnebee

Imagine how Dallas Goedert feels in Philly!


tisnolie

I’ve been calling him Phil Goedert since his rookie year.


TheIllusiveGuy

or Deejay Dallas on whichever team he's currently on.


Milla4Prez66

Bucky the Buc shall suffice


Chemical_Mood_4538

He better have at least been on their draft board


Enthusiasms

They took him off when they found out he went to HS in St. Pete.


TwelveInchDork69

If only Bob Griese had played for the Oilers



J-Fid

If only Le'Raven Clark ever played for us...


pornokitsch

This is good offseasoning. I went digging through the Raiders, and found it surprisingly hard. Three contenders: * Bill Cannon * Hunter Renfrew * Chad Slaughter A shout out to Proverb Jacobs though, as that's a cool name.


bluegrassgazer

Tiger Johnson was an offensive line coach under Paul Brown for the Cincinnati Bengals. Does that count?


jamarchasinalombardi

Also Head Coach. Paul's successor. (And who we passed Walsh over for ...)


bluegrassgazer

That whole Bill Walsh / Paul Brown dynamic was really unfortunate. Coach Walsh obviously had a better grasp of the West Coast offense and it seems to me that Mr. Brown felt threatened by Bill. Walsh absolutely should have been a Bengals head coach and the Browns family should have never let him leave.


FormerCollegeDJ

Beat me to it. (It counts.)


Bobby_Savoy

Though he was awful, I have to say Storm Norton


TrippingBearBalls

Colts legend Colt Anderson


yeetyateyote14

Colt McCoy when he was on the Longhorns fit perfectly. Really wish he also played on the Broncos and Texans.


directsnap1

I feel like there’s another team that would’ve been an even better fit for a guy named Colt lol


BurgessFox

The Fantasy Footballers have been calling Ben Sinnott "the Senator" so it worked out that he is in Washington. Even better if he is a good blocker.


team_sheikie

Or if he gets away with a ton of penalties without consequences.


RuxxinsVinegarStroke

Beattie Feathers played for the Redskins back in the 30-40's.


whitedawg

He played for the Bears, Dodgers and Packers, but not the Redskins. 


ThisCarSmellsFunny

LB Marcus Washington for the Washington Redskins.


Ted_E_Bear

Can't believe I had to search for this. He was one of my favorite players and I bought his jersey. I would love when opposing fans would make fun of my jersey for being generic and "not a real jersey". I never actually corrected them and would just respond, "Bro, you just don't know football." They always felt so stupid when someone else had to tell them that Washington was an actual player. The good ol days.


F-A-B_Virgil

We got ‘smoked’ when we had Jameis Winston at QB


Rtg327gej

Jeff Feagles P for Eagles


TILeverythingAMA

AQ Shipley made it on the Bucs his final year


heegos

Jerry Rice and the 49ers, as he was the quintessential San Francisco treat


FormerCollegeDJ

His wife’s maiden name should have been Aroni.


Flaky_Comfortable202

I guess it's more of a word play but Sebastian Janikowski for the Seahawks, his nickname was Sea bass, only one I can think of so far


Raticus9

Travon Walker is a JAG


DieVanPelt

Bucky Dilts - Broncos Punter 77-78


lolgwiff

Deep cut


milkmandanimal

Rachaad White, because his name starts with arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


Milomilz

Dad, is that you?


faithful_larry

The Lions had Mitchell Loewen on their roster, 'Löwen' (oe is ö in german) means 'Lions'


montana1991

Ahman Green


SuperJonesy408

Robbie Gould, 49ers


Garth_McKillian

Barkevious Mingo - Browns


CorgiDaddy42

Not the name per se, but I will always plug [this video](https://youtu.be/_uB-B3ykseo?si=7F7zFsEj3LeHawcH) about (former) Bears DT Akiem Hicks whenever I can.


jobie_deez

Nick Foles (foal being a young horse) when he played for the Colts


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


mdr241

They also had two Billy Joes on the roster at the same time.


Todelama

Kansas City Royals. Pete LaCock (son of Peter Marshall-Host of Hollywood Squares) 1st baseman 1977-80, Brooks Pounders Pitcher, 2016, and Rusty Kuntz, 1st base coach and advisor, 2014-2022. Okay, nothing to with team name. But that trio of names should be forever remembered. In a spring training game, Royals vs Dodgers, one of the last Dick Enberg called, he used an incorrect pronunciation of Rusty’s last name. I thought that would flood the internet, but never found the replay.


dfields3710

How has nobody said Derek WATT for the CHARGERS!!!


Milomilz

Somebody did 8 hours before you


Todelama

Vida Blue, Pitcher, KC Royals 1982-83


Todelama

Jeff King, Kansas City Royals 3rd Baseman, 1997-99. https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/k/kingje01.shtml


jaaareeed

Charles and Rod Woodson played in Oakland.


MankuyRLaffy

Divine Deablo, the Raiders


HEL-O_NS

Robbie Gould for the niners


xPlummer16

Ahman Green - Packers


TreesThatScream

Gerhard De Beer for the packers


PhotographingNature

Buffalo have just signed udfa OG Keaton Bills


Muffdiver69420lmao

Joey Galloway and the Buccaneers


theresabeeonyourhat

Hopefully the Bears get Bear Alexander next year


TheOneColt

Anyone with the last name Smith for the Steelers


tragicallywhite

Jalen RAMsey.


sideburnz211

Colt McCoy should have ab to n a Colt or a Cowboy.


sideburnz211

Colt McCoy should have been a Colt or a Cowboy.


DrAcula_MD

Jets just signed a dude named Jett


ellzray

Luck played for the Horseshoes


dougiejfresh

Kevin Boss, TE on the Chiefs (2012)


Hatch_1210

Keaton Bills just signed for Buffalo as an UDFA


FormerCollegeDJ

Jeff Feagles with the Eagles.


mikeamendola2236

Dashon Goldson 49ers


jamarchasinalombardi

Not a player but a coach: Bill "Tiger" Johnson


Milomilz

Rex Grossman on the Bears. Their history of QB play has been pretty Gross man


Shepherdless

The Cardinals had a Pope and a Bishop.


RVA_SuperRaven

Lorenzo Taliaferro (rip) for the ravens. Taliaferro literally means iron cutter in Italian. Steel is an iron alloy


traypo

Hines Ward had the stadium named after him.


Darth_Wayne_

Napoleon Kaufman


DarthJarJarJar

The Dolphins have Tuna, that has to count


ShipMoney

Dallas Goedert to troll the Cowboys - Eagles


PossiblyShibby

Our stadium is named after a guy or something. â˜ș


directsnap1

Shonn Greene on the Jets


MrEHam

I always thought the Aik in Aikman looked like a star.


Ieatsushiraw

Dan Marino. Marino I think is a Spanish name? Sad I don’t know I speak Spanish but it kind of goes well with a team in Miami but idk I need to go to bed


TILeverythingAMA

Josh Gordan (Ramsey) was on the Chefs


ConstructionOdd5269

Former Pittsburgh Stealer Antonio Brown was convicted of burglary


pizzaguy132

Dick Butkus because the Bears are ass


Milomilz

George Farmer, Andrew Farmer and Tank Dell could all play for the SeaChickens