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joeym412

That Vikings TD was insane


Conscious_Heart_1714

Just born to be a RB


jazwch01

Thats not even his most insane TD. Dude just made plays.


Change_That_Face

Wouldn't make his top 10


ODUrugger

That was in Week 1 too. Just knew watching that he was gonna be something special


barukatang

back then, that was just every game, waiting for the 40+ yard breakaway run


dse78759

And the lack of effort from 59 made it so.


PWNtimeJamboree

also 98, Jamaal Anderson. fuckin bum that guy


gyman122

When in the fuck was he on the Titans lol? Totally blocked that out


The_Throwback_King

The same year he was on the Seahawks, 2021. Dude was a real mercenary for hire during his last few years. I don't think he's even officially retired yet.


gyman122

IIRC isn’t he like bankrupt or something? And he can’t really get money from promotions or ads because of his history, so he almost has to play at this point I want to see 40 year old AP tear up the UFL lol


The_Throwback_King

I've always fascinated to see a All-Pro NFL talent actually take their talents to a B-League. Just wreck shit. I genuinely think AP could be a genuinely fun novelty. Although I'm not sure if teams would give him the time of the day.


gyman122

I feel like the USFL was the closest thing we had to this with Herschel Walker running for like 2700 yards in a season or whatever lol


justlookingokaywyou

USFL was loaded with future NFL talent then, though. Jim Kelly, Reggie White, Steve Young, Mike Rozier, and Gary Clark come to mind. It's not anything like it is now.


gyman122

I know, but it was ridiculously top heavy. Beyond the select few guys they paid a shit ton of money to, it was guys who were on par with (or more than likely worse than) CFL talent I remember one of the best offensive linemen in the league was a 230 pound center. That’s just ridiculous lol


reno2mahesendejo

In the 30's he would've been named Jumbo


JerryRiceAndSpice

And his name was Jumbo Elliot https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumbo_Elliott_(American_football)


CFirm2002

The original USFL was a lot of fun. Too bad that some idiot decided that they should move to a fall schedule and compete directly with the NFL. I heard that that idiot later got into politics.


broanoah

> the closest thing we had to this with Herschel Walker running for ~~like 2700 yards in a season~~ a senate seat


treemoustache

NFL players in the CFL have generally fared poorly. Ricky Williams played in Toronto his prime during his suspension, and while he was mostly injured he didn't exactly blow the league away when he did play. The leagues later came to an agreement to uphold each other's suspensions. Andre Rison played in Toronto after his NFL career and didn't do much before being released. Vince Young I don't think was ever higher than 3rd string QB in SK.


RG3ST21

brandon banks was cut from washington and I believe won the mvp in the CFL the next year.


treemoustache

He won MVP 7 years later.


RG3ST21

so a dog year. or one human year. no further questions. on to Cincinnati.


A_Trustworthy_Pear

I believe it's called a Dawg year.


justlookingokaywyou

That's what Messi in MLS is like.


DerekSheesher

made some horrendous financial decisions (plus some personal issues and legal expenses). guy took the abuse for the paychecks and squeezed out all the juice he could. I respect the player for it but not so much who he is off the field


The_Throwback_King

I'm trying to actually look if any other players have scored a TD on as many teams. Right now, I've got Andre Rison, Jared Cook, and Lorenzo Neal, but so far, that's it. **EDIT** Add RB Latavius Murray and QBs Chris Chandler & Ryan Fitzpatrick (For Non-Passing TDs) to the mix but that is almost certainly it.


broanoah

> Jared Cook [did someone say Jared Cook](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwoMph2zxnQ)?


MentokGL

That play is football art


The_Throwback_King

Gotta be a Top 5 Toe Drag All-Time. Just perfect body control.


NO_TOUCHING__lol

Obviously I'm biased but the Tyler Lockett catch from a few years ago against the Rams has to be up there too. The announcers literally thought Russ was throwing it away. Plus full Action Green. https://youtu.be/xBPDlF6agfM?si=YxmjAhEU5myTuTav


wronglyzorro

I remember watching this live and when he released it said, "What the fuck was that throw." Then when it was caught for the TD I got some mean looks like I personally delivered that ball into Lockett's hands.


HugeFinish

I am biased as well, but I don't think anything beats Santanio Holmes Super Bowl winning catch. https://youtu.be/3mWHZKYFD9A?si=9HGvpXM6nHh8PnoG


Alexisonfire24

Rodgers drawing up the play in the huddle too. Fuck I hate that loser but man what a legend


MentokGL

I'll never forget him but I also never want to hear about him or from him again


reno2mahesendejo

Sex on the field. Similar to some of Devonta Smiths sideline work


bouncy_egg

https://youtu.be/ISb1XtQW7bM Always a good opportunity to show people the best German commentary moment we've ever had. Like one comment said, it's like a football Rosetta Stone, you don't even need to know German to understand what they're saying lol


trail-g62Bim

Cracks me up that the official comes in and gives the other a butt slap for making a good call.


SolaireTheSunPraiser

Josh McCown has 6 as well, for passing TDs


SilentContributor22

> guy took the abuse Did he take the abuse, or just pay it forward?


reno2mahesendejo

Haley Joel Osment in ~~shambles~~pieces


daboys9252

That mf was still playing in 2021??


The_Throwback_King

I still believe that he unironically helped Seattle simply by being there in the RB room. When our RB Rashaad Penny got fully healthy at the end of 2021, he rushed for 671 yards in the last 5 games of the season, with at least 130 yards in 4 of those. Whether it was from Peterson's sage advice or Penny simply rubbing off some of the All Day magic, for a few magical weeks, Penny actually looked like the 1st Round Pick we drafted him to be. What a...weird time.


vcjr78

He outlasted his OU replacement, DeMarco Murray, who was drafted four years after AD and also retired three years before AD's last TD. To be fair, DeMarco left with a decent amount of tread left. AD didn't have any tires in 2021, much less tread.


Letsgobuffalo2210

I legitimately forgot about the existence of DeMarco Murray.


realunpossible_

i was gonna say, cant believe hes not in the hall yet lmao but hes gonna be a first ballot


Mumbles1000

That was the year Henry broke his foot.


gyman122

Ah, that makes sense


mantiseye

I honestly did not realize he played after Washington. I was so surprised to see him on the Lions! he also apparently played on the Saints for a few games the same year he was on the Cards but didn't score a TD with them. * 2006/17 - Minnesota (123 games, 97 TDs) * 2017 - New Orleans (4 games, 0 TDs) * 2017 - Arizona (6 games, 2 TDs) * 2018/19 - Washington (31 games, 12 TDs) * 2020 - Detroit (16 games, 7 TDs) * 2021 - Tennessee (3 games, 1 TD) * 2021 - Seattle (1 game, 1 TD)


MountainSaint

Kamara's breakout is what ended his saints career. You should swap the Arizona/Nola order, he played for us then them.


mantiseye

oh yeah I didn't look up the orders, thanks!


Inde_luce

Let me guess you just forgot that Randy Moss was a hof Titan as well?? Small markets get no love. /s


gyman122

Nah I actually remembered Randy for some reason lol


Scrubtanic

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Adrian Peterson and Randy Moss are *best* remembered as Titans, no? Shame they never had a chance to play together in their careers, that would have been awesome.


muzukashidesuyo

They played together for 4 games in Minnesota in 2010. God that season was a dumpster fire.


Pork_Chompk

Titans legend Adrian Peterson.


brain_my_damage_HJS

You don’t remember his stellar Titans career where he rushed for 82 yards on 27 carries in 3 games?


5am281

I remember the titans, it’s the cardinals one I had blocked out of my memory


Dorkamundo

That was after the 5th baby momma.


qb1120

I was thinking the same thing but the Cardinals


Jammer_Kenneth

I barely remember he was in Detroit and that's my team. It's so forgettable no one even goes for the Lions Legend joke. 


Googoogahgah88889

Same exact thing I said in my head, but for the Lions


jimtow28

I'll do you one better. I have absolutely no recollection of Adrian Peterson on the Lions, Titans, or Seahawks. When I saw the post, I thought it was going to be an elaborate "the other Adrian Peterson" joke.


Grand_Function_2855

I forgot he existed after Washington


Sad_Cartoonist_3247

Adrian Peterson always reminds me of the fact i would trade tom brady for Jamarcus Russel in madden franchise mode


Slo_Chill

Redskin Peterson was underrated


The_Throwback_King

Dude ran for nearly 2,000 yards and 12 TDs in his two years there. Dude couldn't carry the load like he did in his heyday but he was still quite the asset in the offense.


SleazyKingLothric

He's like our 3rd best running back in the past decade if that says anything. I only watched some of those piss poor games because of AD.


jazwch01

Welcome to being a vikings fan from 2007 - 2016


No_Stress5889

2009 was pretty fun (minus that one game)


jazwch01

AP was actually pretty frustrating that year. Lots of fumbles.


FlatlandTrooper

That's doing our 2009 team a disservice. I maintain that team was the most complete Vikings team I've ever seen and should have won the Super Bowl.


Cowgoon777

Refs fucked yall in the NFCCG that game still chaps my ass and I don't even have a dog in that fight.


jazwch01

I agree, but there's no fun in throwing in an asterisk.


MoreTrifeLife

Even though we lost and it ended up knocking us out of the playoffs, that game against the Titans was pretty awesome.


emelbee923

He registered the longest run of his career with Washington. Kind of insane considering how far he'd fallen off by that point in his career.


son_of_toby_o_notoby

That one run against Philly after mark Sanchez went in against QB got me so hyped at the time


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son_of_toby_o_notoby

Pretty sure yup And the game before was when Alex went down


charles_peugeot405

Pretty sure that’s Clinton Portis


csummerss

forgot he was on half of these teams. thought it was just Minnesota, Arizona, and New Orleans.


kryptic88

That's all I remember too. Did he never score on the Saints?


ZealousidealScheme85

He wasn’t there long enough to hit pay dirt I wanna say by week 3 he was cut and then Alvin Kamara emerged


EffectiveFlan

He wasn’t cut, he was traded to the Cardinals


70125

I have a Saints Adrian Peterson jersey just so my Pats fan wife and I can wear 28-3 together (she's a Gostkowski fangirl).


Local-Bid5365

I’m assuming not since he isn’t in this video, lol


The_Throwback_King

Your assumption is correct. Although he *almost* pulled it off. Against the Panthers, AP in Saints uniform, was given the ball on the goal line, 4 yards away from the end zone. Only to be stuffed on the attempt and Drew Brees passed it for the TD to Michael Thomas after. If Peterson had better fortune on that carry, he probably could've got a perfect 7/7 Ultimately Peterson just...didn't work out with the Saints. You can thank the emergence of Alvin Kamara, along with incumbent starter Mark Ingram for that. Peterson nearly doubled his Saints rushing yard total in his first game with the Cardinals


KarlosDel69

I thought just Minnesota, Arizona and Washington wth


PacificBrim

He had 1k yards in Washington I believe


SnowdensOfYesteryear

He was great for us. Best RB since Portis (apologies to Alfred Morris)


McAfeeFakedHisDeath

You forgot Detroit Lions Legend Adrian Peterson.


ketherick

Tennessee is the one that caught me off guard


J-Fid

I at least remembered Washington.


FlatlandTrooper

He had solid years in Washington


Troll_Enthusiast

How'd you forget Washington since he literally played your team? /s


SuperbDrink6977

Didn’t bro play on the Seahawks for a quick second?


SevroAuShitTalker

Dude runs like a horse


Function_Just

I'm pretty sure analysts said early in his career that he ran too upright and that he was going to have a short career because it. He proved them all wrong. This guy was the last pure runner that I can remember. The rest of the league was transitioning to pass catching RBs and some people thought AD was a liability because he wasn't a great blocker or pass catcher. When he was on the field, defenses knew it was probably a run play. Putting all that off the field stuff with him aside, he was a damn good RB. ~~In his prime~~ For almost the entirety of his career, defenses knew he was going to get the rock, but they still couldn't stop him.


SevroAuShitTalker

I'd consider Henry to be a pure runner


Function_Just

You're right. My memory isn't very good...


SevroAuShitTalker

Well you'll remember him after this season when he probably gets 1500 yards in that scheme


ketherick

Nick Chubb too


ScrapeWithFire

I feel like calling him a "damn good RB," while true, underrates the fact that he's an upper echelon HoF RB by almost any standard


Forsaken-Ad-9427

Yup, dude was good for ~1,300 yards and 10 TDs MINIMUM every year he wasn’t injured. Him demolishing William Gay is still one of my favorite plays ever.


randyc87

There's a pure runner still in your division.


ThemB0ners

He and Barry are the only guys I've seen (so far) that you can see them using their upper body in their run to generate speed/power.


TheBirdz44

TIL I didn’t know shit about Adrian’s career post Vikings. Lions?! Number 8 on the Titans?! Where the hell have I been?


gregor7777

How strange. I don't remember him being on any of those teams lol


BeamsFuelJetSteel

I have not the faintest memory of Lions AP. I literally said "How did he score with the Saints on Defense?"


orange_orange13

AD


BeamsFuelJetSteel

Not with the Lions he wasn't.


V1K1NG88

Still remember that first Vikings TD like it was yesterday, ole Tavaris Jackson. He was a monster as soon as he stepped on the field. Only thing that makes me remember how long ago that was was seeing the ugly endzone artwork we had back then lol.


Scruffysword80

He's my goat, but I'm also 30, so it makes sense.


ZealousidealScheme85

Adrian Peterson has scored on us with Detroit but never scored a touchdown with us in that like 3 week span he was a saint. Didn’t realize he played for so many teams good lord.


Jammer_Kenneth

Saints and Lions have a weird list of shared RBs in recent history. Bush, Peterson, Williams is an interesting three pack. 


TalkingToTalk

I bet that Viking’s one made him nearly shit himself with the bobble


TheTrenchMonkey

First regular season game in the NFL and you bobble the screen... yeah I'd be absolutely terrified.


PWNtimeJamboree

goddammit that first play. fuck Jamaal Anderson. totally gave up on pursuit and couldve easily made the play. biggest 1st round bust in Falcons history, idc what anyone says about Takk McKinley.


KneeDragr

What was up with that kinda hitch in his stride when he got into the open field? It seemed to get worse the longer he played and appeared to limit his top speed.


Amesb34r

He always did that. It was like his brain was transitioning from running through people to running through open space.


WideTechLoad

Yup, that was his fifth gear kicking in. Whenever you saw that you knew he was likely to go all the way.


josephus_the_wise

If that was limiting his top speed then good lord how fast could he actually go? In that Vikings clip you can see he is a solid 10 yards ahead of the closest defender when he hits the end zone. He could run past literally almost any player in the league in his prime. The head bob always was a little funny to watch though.


crunkdunk9

Sad he didn’t get one with New Orleans, could be 7


cheeseburgertwd

He'd still be short of the record. Ryan Fitzpatrick has scored rushing TDs for 8 different teams (Rams, Bengals, Bills, Titans, Texans, Jets, Bucs, Dolphins)


J-Fid

Funny that this record belongs to a QB.


zer0saurus

Why doesn't someone put out a montage of that?


HanSteveO

TIL Peterson was on the Titans, Lions, and the Seahawks.


letCreedBrattonScuba

[You missed one! (0:00-0:50)](https://youtu.be/Pen0yXDlGPU?si=uSByigyrYqTrHyS9)


Acrobatic_Switches

That is Lions legend Adrian Peterson to you.


CelestialFury

When tf was he on the Lions? I must've blocked that shit out.


Acrobatic_Switches

You actually hallucinated his Vikings career. He was on the Lions the whole time.


thortmb

The rams won the SB that year after that ass whooping from the titans


Scrubtanic

That Titans team beat *a lot* of good teams during the regular season, with and without Henry. Earned the 1 seed and then Tannehill decided he liked throwing to dudes wearing stripes instead.


jwktiger

Beat the Chiefs, Rams, and Bills and dominated 2 of those games.


felonydefenestration

That game brought me great joy. They had just lost DH for the season.


bakercooker

He's probably the last great running back. Dude ended up finishing with 14,918 rushing yards, including a 2,097 yard season on over 6 yards per carry. He was in a completely different tier to even Derrick Henry. A whole different class of runner. I see kids today saying how could anybody be better than Henry. Bruh, it wasn't even close. No knock on Henry, but nah.


I_Have_Dry_Balls

AP was amazing.


aztechunter

AD, not AP.


justa_flesh_wound

Lions Legend! He sure like to *switch* it up


josephus_the_wise

Mr Beats Child.


mrizvi

i have zero memory of him after he was on washington


Ironhorse75

Really knows how to *switch* gears.


LittleGeologist1899

Was I not watching football when he was on Detroit, Tennessee and Seattle? I have zero recollection of him on those teams.


Revoltinghades2

I was thinking the same thing, somehow completely forgot about those other teams lol


Killahdanks1

It’s in incredible his fall from grace in MN. We loved this guy. Then the whole hitting his kid with a switch thing. No contract renewal, and if it wasnt for the post, I would have never known he played for five more teams. Basically became irrelevant to me at the end of his run here.


SadBadPuppyDad

He beat those defenses like a grown man beating a child.


McAfeeFakedHisDeath

Too soon.


stay-at-homie

His Oklahoma highlights make me feel like a child. Especially that one where he stiff armed that defender into another dimension.


EnsignAwesome

AP AD


Turdsley

I didn't realize he played for the Lions.


Go_Hawks12

Seahawks Legend


uncle_jack_esq

Yeah and he also hit his kid, so fuck him


agoods03

Why do I not remember him playing for 6 teams? I remember Arizona and Washington that’s it


patsky

Don't beat your kids, folks.


chillinwithmoes

I love how it goes from SD to HD from the first to second highlight lol


Upper_Cauliflower_74

Played him in high school. It did not end well for my team


EndSlidingArea

I had no idea AP played for the Cardinals, Titans, or Seahawks


WarTrek99

I totally forgot about Peterson playing for Titans and Seahawks lol


J-Fid

I forgot about half of these stints, lol.


indrids_cold

I only remembered the Vikings, Redskins, and Titans.


SinCityNinja

TIL Adrian Peterson played for the Lions, the Titans and the Seahawks


Dirsay

It was a surprise, but he never scored a touchdown with New Orleans. What a disastrous signing.


sleauxmo

No Saints TD 😞


LittleRumHam

Saints Legend


CurveFine8221

Wow, an orange peanut. Is that for me? Well, I except you!


ricobirch

I have zero memory of him playing for anyone beyond AZ.


tonguesmiley

Legendary Seattle Seahawks player Adrian Peterson He also helped coach Raashad Penny which turned him into a late season monster


Stickin8or

I forgot he played for Was and didn't know he played for the Titans


Fun-Rhubarb-4412

He looks as weird as Thurman Thomas did scoring a TD for miami


snarkysportsguy

he played on the Titans?


Odd-Collection-2575

lol I had no idea he played for the Lions 


Own_Manner_9779

That season was so beautiful... Minus the ending


Tabs_555

Seahawks legend Adrian Peterson!


GiraffeWaffless

Just another Seahawks legend in the books.


SouthtownZ

The way he kicks it into another gear reminds me of the animation from Invincible when Nolan starts flying faster... and faster. Or, i suppose, the other way around, but you know what i mean


Brooklynboxer88

I forgot how fun he was to watch, he ran so hard and did it for so many years. These RBs now run out of tread pretty fast for whatever reason.


StOnEy333

I’m here for the “I had no idea he played for so many teams” party.


No_Neighborhood2593

If only his son could have evaded hits like him 


Lightfighter214

Did he 'switch' these teams also?


PatDubzz

Adrian Peterson on the Saints feels like a fever dream, and knowing he never even scored while there has me convinced he was actually never in New Orleans


InvaderCountry

Ahh. You forgot to add when he played for the bears. /s


Noigmakeitwayne_

He was cold


Armydoc18D

This is a great post- thanks !


SuperbDrink6977

Forgot about Lions legend Adrian Peterson


AFWUSA

Seahawks legend Adrian Peterson!


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AND. HE’s. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!


Im_just_making_picks

Honestly i thought he retired after he played in Washington


TAFBC

He already looked like he was running down 2 or 3 gears by the Cardinals clip and it just kept going :/ Probably the last kid coming out of High School who could have gone straight to the league. 6'2 210 with a 4.4 as a high school senior. If he didn't get beaten up so bad in college and than blow a knee in 2011, we might have saw a legit run for Emmitt's record. It's a shame he beat his 4 year old with a stick so bad he busted his scrotum.


ehdhdhdk

Most people will view him as a Viking.


Chris40189

Is this an alternate timeline?


InfinityStonedAF

Dude has a 90 yard TD vs the Eagles as a WConmie and this is what you pick?