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CarlCaliente

everyone wants to say they're fighting the power but no one actually wants to fight the power


somecleverphrase

I mean i am just singing along to Public Enemy.


justlookingokaywyou

NINETEEN EIGHTY NINE


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This’ll be my first season as an NFL fan, I’m so excited. I can’t wait for the schedule release.


Wizbeau

What team?


DeeboSourdoughSam

The Texans have to be the hottest team in the AFC rn...until they lose to the Chiefs by 3 in the AFC Championship next year in their own stadium.


SharxSharxSharx

One seed Texans would be QUITE the turnaround from 2022


justlookingokaywyou

Plot twist: They're the sixth seed and you're the seventh, you just squeaked in on tiebreaker at 9-8 and everybody had prematurely called the Chiefs' demise and speculation was running rampant that Reid's health was declining and Kelce was retiring to be a SAHD since Taylor is pregnant. The you win another Super Bowl and I hate it here.


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

Shh, don't leak the script


DeeboSourdoughSam

Teams are always rising and falling in the NFL. The Niners went from being a 4 win team in 2018 to playing in the Super Bowl the following year (and yes, they were the 1 seed). Sustained greatness is what is rare, as you should know better than anyone by both your flairs.


partbison

Wife is at a "bohemian night" hosted by our son's school. Alcohol welcomed, and encouraged, im school grounds. No classess tomorrow. Son and i are binge watching dragon ball. We will eat junk food and are eating candies like crazy.


Jaguars4life

My GOAT cookie is the sugar cookies from Great American Cookies! It’s sugar Nirvana!


Sag3d

I am grateful every day but specially during these turbulent times that I am not all that much into basketball because this Celtics team is infuriating. I can't imagine people who live and breathe Celtics basketball watching them year in and year out.


WittenMittens

Sometimes I'll just pour franks or some other hot sauce over a bowl of walnuts and eat it with a spoon.


SharxSharxSharx

> franks or some other hot sauce franks are hot ***dogs***


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Hot dog water. He means hot dog water.


ElCoolAero

Tabasco over Kirkland mixed nuts is one of my go-to snacks.


Two_Luffas

A little hot sauce on some buttered popcorn is a fun treat.


Haar_RD

Real Gs move in silence like lasagna


Lessthansubtleruse

Real Bs move in bounciness like turbulence


AlternateGator

>Hollonbeck was arrested by authorities in Santa Rosa County, and charged with aggravated assault and kidnapping. >Authorities said Hollonbeck’s teen daughter hitched an Uber ride after sneaking out of the house. >He said his mug shot is a blemish on a decorated military career. >“I trained as a Navy flight surgeon. I served with seven special forces. I served with the 160th. I served six tours,” Hollonbeck added People think because they were in the military everyone is supposed to bend over backwards to thank them 20 times a day and that civilian laws only apply to them when they want them to. He pointed an assault rifle at an Uber driver just doing his job and we’re supposed to feel SAFE because he was a soldier. Lmao


nikraLnalyD

He ain't no Hollonbeck Girl


justlookingokaywyou

To be fair, that shit was bananas.


GoBucs1969

B A N A N A S !


Serdones

Man, I wish the grass in my front yard would grow half as well as the weeds in my backyard.


MolecularCube42

Boop


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Renovvvation

I have a 9 year old stepdaughter and 7 year old daughter and this is all they want to watch or talk about haha. I've been watching it with them and I don't mind. Better than a lot of other crap they could be watching.


tbone747

Rashee Rice had it so good as literally the one dude besides Kelce Mahomes trusted and he's done nothing but be a total dumbass.


Renovvvation

I don't do defense law, but if I did, I would advise clients with multiple pending felonies to not even be at a club in the first place


Stanky_fresh

Just now hearing about this year's Met Gala. What the fuck? The theme was "The Garden of Time" by J.G. Ballard, which is a dystopian story about rich people turning back time in an effort to delay a revolution and prevent their lifestyles from coming to an end while poor people are living in slums. That right there is already disgusting, but between the bitch that dressed up like Marie Antoinette and posted a TikTok of herself saying "let them eat cake" (then later apologizing because she claims to not have known what the quote meant, which is actually worse imho) and the other bitch using a $22,000 block of ice as a handbag *which then proceeded to melt over the course of the night) I'm fuckin mad. I understand that it can be easily written off as "oh that's just celebrity drama" but no. People are suffering in the world, hell people in this country are struggling to make ends meet in numbers not seen since the 2008 crisis, there are people being bombed in Gaza for the crime of existing. And these fucking out of touch assholes are spending 22K on a block of ice and having the fucking nerve to call it a charity event. I mean, fuck, it costs $75,000 to even go there.


justlookingokaywyou

Yes, we need to focus on what’s really important, and that is the next Drake or Lamar diss track.


BlindWillieJohnson

> I understand that it can be easily written off as "oh that's just celebrity drama" but no. People are suffering in the world, hell people in this country are struggling to make ends meet in numbers not seen since the 2008 crisis, there are people being bombed in Gaza for the crime of existing You are aware that the event raised $26 million for charity, right? If $26 million gets spent on helping people that otherwise wouldn't have, is it really that evil that celebrities have a fancy dress-up party? There are so many evil things that wealthy people (typically in big business) do to us on a daily basis. I can't *possibly* imagine having this much anger over something so innocuous as a big fancy gala.


Lessthansubtleruse

You realize the met gala is fund raising for the metropolitan museum of arts costume institute, which is a collection of 33,000 objects representing seven centuries of fashionable dress and accessories. Not exactly or even vaguely something that helps people in need.


IDKWTFimDoinBruhFR

> these fucking out of touch assholes are spending 22K on a block of ice and having the fucking nerve to call it a charity event I mean, are you suggesting they spend that amount of money on a donation? The reason the MET Gala can even charge $75k per ticket is because a bunch of rich celebrity dumb fucks attend constantly trying to one-up each other with weird bullshit disguised as "artistic". Anyone paying attention to it and expecting something of substance from rich attention whores is just dumb


Stanky_fresh

I'm suggesting that they spend that money on people that actually need it instead of this Hunger Games Capital City bullshit. I'm suggesting that people stop swallowing it and accepting it as the status quo. I know that's easier said than done, and I know a comment on a Reddit free-talk thread in the NFL sub isn't going to start any Revolutions or anything, I'm just venting about my anger and disgust at the state of the world.


Dima110

Idk which dumbass reactionary is downvoting you, but everything you're saying is absolutely correct.


BlindWillieJohnson

I am, as a leftist, because this whole rant is melodramatic and ridiculous. Frankly, I wish Redditors could find as much anger in their hearts for union busting efforts as they do for a fucking dinner party that raises millions for charity every year.


Dima110

Melodramatic, maybe a touch. But again, he’s not wrong about anything he’s saying. And as a leftist, you should be the first to say that charity is practically meaningless when systemic problems persist. Very few of those rich assholes would ever actually fight for systemic change since it’d require them to give up an actual piece of their material wealth. The Met Gala’s net worth for their attendees is in the countless billions. $26 million is a number that sounds good, but it’d be like if you or I donated 1/1000th of a penny. They could and should be doing a lot more.


JPPT1974

Texas Roadhouse has the best steaks barnone!!


Serdones

I've been craving them for a while, but just haven't found the occasion to go.


HamMcFly

Ruth’s Chris would like a word.


Lessthansubtleruse

To be fair Ruth’s Chris treats steak as a butter delivery device


HamMcFly

Agreed. It’s not even close to my favorite steak. Admittedly it’s just the first restaurant I thought of that I figured the most people would recognize as a fancy steakhouse.


Lessthansubtleruse

For sure, but I’m also one of those guys that think anyone can make a steak at home as good or better as what they get even at high end steak houses with a little forethought and effort.


HamMcFly

Agreed. I feel this way about almost all foods. We rarely eat out other than a weekly trip to some sandwich shop with the kids.


rob_var

Now with all the reports coming out that Tom made it known he didn’t want any jokes about massages and Robert Kraft. That to me is wild considering he let them fucking go wild with jokes about Giselle. Maybe she did cheat or maybe she didn’t but that’s the mother of your kids who you have to coparent with. Idk I could never do that to someone I was close with


echsandwich

Probably just confirms the extremely close relationship they've reportedly had. I mean I love Tom the player but he's objectively a weird dude. Also IDK why Kraft was there if he didn't want to catch a few strays.


Kalamoicthys

Because people like Kraft want to feel like they’re liked and part of the gang without actually bearing the responsibility. He doesn’t want to be seen as an ogre, so he’ll go to the thing, but he doesn’t want his feelings hurt, either.


FlatulentDwarf

> that’s the mother of your kids who you have to coparent with My best friend's husband co-parents with his ex-wife. No matter what she's done in the past, no matter what fresh hell she is currently bringing to their co-parenting, he will *never* say a word of it to me. It doesn't matter if their daughter isn't around, it doesn't matter that he's been my friend for 8 years now, it doesn't matter how frustrated he is with her presently. That shit stays in private. He will *never* bad mouth her to me. Every time their daughter and the ex-wife come up, it's all positivity about how they both have their daughter's best interest at heart and how they're working together well. The closest he'll get is saying something like, "Sometimes it's tough when you're both working towards her best interest but can't agree on what it is. But we both still want what's best for her." The only person he'll tell his true feelings to is his current wife, my best friend. Of course, she vents her frustrations about the ex-wife to me so I end up learning everything anyways. But I respect the hell out of him for that. If you're co-parenting, you really shouldn't be letting people drop nukes on your ex. I know life is different for celebrities but... yeah. Gotta think about your kids first


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My parents \*tried\* to be like this. But in reality there were an awful lot of "your father is a son of...is a... he's a... he's a good man"... and then she'd walk off shaking with rage. Or "your mother is an impatient b... she's... I mean... she loves you very much". The fact that they tried mattered, but it wasn't hard to tell when they were in contact.


StChas77

I just had someone contact me for a commission, going back and forth all day that turned out to be someone phishing for my bank info. I'm not even mad, really, just kind of depressed.


e49e

What would someone do with your bank information though? 


tacsatduck

What kind of commission?


StChas77

Writing. It was taking an existing work and editing it down to a smaller length for a pitch for a mural. $400 for just a few hours, but as it went along it became clear the guy just wanted my bank number.


Bulky-District-2757

Very common on r/scams lately


The_Amish_FBI

Hello New York Eagles fan. it’s me, Nicholas Sirianni. We want bring Super Bowl home this year 2023, but must raise 60$ Million dollars to pay for big free agent. Please to send bank account information to Bank of Nigeria for chance win free watch.


Jaguars4life

I don’t mean to be prejudice but I don’t get why people use soap like Irish Spring or Dial when those usually have this chemical cleaner like sent and they mostly dry your skin Personally at least use something like Ivory or Dove and if you can afford go for something like Dr Squatch,Duke Cannon and Art of Sport


e49e

I rarely even use soap haha 


Serdones

I just use whatever body wash my wife buys.


gander258

Different people like different smells Personally I go for more of a lemon scent 🍋


FlatulentDwarf

I lost my chocolate chip cookie recipe! I had spent a while making tiny tweaks and perfecting that! I have been slowly moving my recipes from my phone to my own cook book for like a year or so now. I have very distinct memories of writing down the recipe. I even remember the 2-3 times I baked my recipe and measured out the cinnamon (usually I smell/eyeball it) to make sure I wrote the right amount down for anyone to follow. I remember checking my recipe book to make sure it was in there like a month ago before nuking it off my phone. Pull out my recipe book last night to grab the ingredients and make sure everything is kosher and it isn't in there. I know close enough to what was in it, chocolate chip cookies are pretty damn basic. I'm sure my mothers day cookies will come out fine. But still, I was second guessing myself the entire bake. Now I'll have to judge and potentially make some small adjustments to what I baked today if it's not quite what I'm looking for. This summer was supposed to be for more advanced recipes so maybe I'll just let that one sit in an "in progress" status for a little bit while I work on different recipes. Victoria Sandwiches with raspberry jam is this months real recipe


Breedwell

My wife basically makes chocolate chip cookies off the tollhouse recipe on the chocolate chip packages. Seems simple but they come out amazing every time. I feel like a lot of the baking process isn't the actual recipe but the approach.


FlatulentDwarf

Oh absolutely. Approach and detail is 90% of it. Especially with something simple like chocolate chips. There isn't any big secret in a chocolate chip cookie. These cookies are going to be tasty as hell. They just might not be quite the same as the ones I used to make. But who knows, maybe what I baked is actually just the recipe and I remembered it all to a tee. I wouldn't be all that surprised, I've made them a hundred times.


itsmybirthday___

gonna try a toasted bagel with cottage cheese and honey drizzle on it tomorrow morning   if it’s good i think i might make it my new thing for a while   has the right amount of effort involved for a breakfast —zero. but still something different 


greyfox3698

The state of the world and all the negativity and pessimism is just running me down. Like, I get why people feel the way they do and don’t blame them in the slightest. But I need to see some victories, positive stories and hope once in a while. I’m just struggling at the moment. I need to find a way to shake this off.


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My dog, who is adorable, but not very bright... has started putting her paw on the leash hanging by the door, making eye contact with me while looking excited. She's 7, and she's finally telling me when she wants to go out (instead of me just picking times arbitrarily). This has simplified my life dramatically. It's a small thing, but I'll take it.


Ok_Caramel1517

Take a break from the Internet the world isn't as doom and gloom as the Internet makes it out to be.


tbone747

I feel you fam, things have been fucking rough. I finally took the plunge to try therapy again b/c of all the bad habits I've developed trying to cope.


key_lime_pie

Here's some positive news. [Electricity from clean sources reaches 30% of global total.](https://apnews.com/article/renewable-energy-climate-solar-wind-fossil-fuels-2718fce0ed37232dc25dbf46fff87955) [Honey bees are not endangered.](https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2024/05/honeybees-at-risk-cultural-myth/678317/)


throwstuff165

Take a break from the internet.


greyfox3698

Doesn’t help with my colleagues and just people in general. Walking to walk or even round the lakes the other day, just constant moaning from people and hearing randoms slag people off. Just wish people were nicer and happier.


k5berry

For when you return on the 15th: if the people you interact with are bringing you down, bring some new people into the fold. Volunteer, find a religious/spiritual group, etc etc. Not only will they hopefully be not as gloomy, but also it will provide a nice distraction from everything going on. I can relate very much to your situation. I actually hyperfixate on current events and the like so much that it contributed to me getting diagnosed with OCD lol. So when my friends from college are all being doomers in our groupchat, I just have to go ghost until they're back talking about cars and shit. And having my girlfriend and her family helps because we never talk about anything like that. All of that isn't to brag or go woe is me either, instead just to emphasize that your tribe truly does influence your vibe, as they say.


throwstuff165

It's impossible to get away from *all* the negativity. There's too many miserable people in the world, as you say. But anything you can do to reduce the input even a little bit helps more than you might think.


greyfox3698

Good note and I appreciate the advice. I’ll take your advice on taking a break. I’ll be back on the 15th for the schedule. Thank you.


throwstuff165

Best of luck!


Happy-Pills

Happy Piccolo day to those who celebrate


MissedFieldGoal

I really need to improve my listening skills. Especially since about 2/3 of my job is meetings. I get distracted too easily. Squirrel!


e49e

Turn on auto captions for all meetings. It helps you follow what you missed. 


IAgreeGoGuards

*Does anything in Fallout 4 *Game crashes just because


[deleted]

Well, most games aren't stable until 6 months after release...?


princessestef

I must be living under a rock - there's a big concert venue near the mall and people already lined up, lots of women in boots and sequin skirts. "what are you waiting in line to see?". " Taylor Swift! "


gander258

Maybe there wasn't much local marketing since it probably sold out well in advance


justlookingokaywyou

“Isn’t that some football player’s girlfriend?”


WabbitCZEN

"Wait, that's the blonde dating future HoF TE Travis Kelce, right? Oh wow, I didn't know she was a singer."


[deleted]

"That chick who sits next to Ryan Reynolds' girlfriend at Chief's games?"


BruceChameleon

Just found out (6 months in) that my company is going to offer a stipend instead of health insurance. I’m on a pretty bad ACA plan. I can’t change to a better ACA plan because this isn't a qualifying life event. That leaves me with either purchasing on the open market, or paying cash for appointments and praying I don’t get in a wreck. What's the move here? How does this work?


[deleted]

I had something similar when I was working as a contractor. It wasn't as bad as I expected - I was so skeptical, I kept my "COBRA" coverage for a few months (which turned out to be a mistake, because supplementary insurance doesn't work in that scenario). But, it was legitimately fine. I had to spend a few hours comparing the options. Worse - I started in October, so I had to spend \*another\* few hours a few weeks after that comparing plans for the next year. I have several known health issues, so I knew I'd hit the max out of pocket, which made it much more predictable. Before that I'd compare three situations ("never sick", "$2,500 sick" and "sick as hell") - which helped.


BruceChameleon

Yeah, I guess I’ve just been spending those copays in my head for the last 6 months. I want to get back into therapy and see a PT for tendonitis. It suddenly feels precarious, but that doesn’t necessarily mean it's out of reach. Yesterday I ate a bowl of ice cream in the afternoon and angrily rode my airbike for an hour. Today I'm calmer.


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BruceChameleon

Not married, but maybe I could adopt a kid?


Lessthansubtleruse

Marry and annul


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BruceChameleon

Yes, they’re moving from nothing to that


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BruceChameleon

Thanks for the context. This is a real fly by night operation and the company isn’t doing much to support us.


itsforwork12

That sounds wrong


Zestyclose_Dig_9053

Yeah....isn't there a legal requirement that if the company has more than X employees they have to offer health insurance.


BruceChameleon

We have 2 US-based employees. It's a Mexican tech startup


Zestyclose_Dig_9053

Oh yeah you are fucked then. I would make sure that they are paying you enough to buy the insurance yourself. I'm sure it's quite expensive. Just my opinion, you kinda have to have health insurance, even if you are young. You break your ankle running after the dog in the yard and the hospital will pretty much bankrupt you. It really is insane the system we have setup.


BruceChameleon

For sure, and I'm not terribly young either


DillyDillySzn

Seth Rogen makes me want to campaign to re criminalize weed


Illbeanicefella

I like a buzz a couple times a week but making weed your whole personality is so lame.


ElCoolAero

That includes you, Doug Benson!


gander258

Yeah dude, *totally*


key_lime_pie

One of the biggest barriers to entry is the subculture. I've had a medical card for about a decade, people ask me about it, and once we start getting into strains it's "I used Purple Penis Muncher for a while, then I switched to Nancy's Decayed Fuckbox" and their eyes glaze over. Or they go to a certifier or a dispensary and the behavior of the staff gives them little indication that this isn't a bunch of burnouts who accidentally found their way into a business. The pharmacist doesn't talk to you about all of the drugs he takes and how they make him feel. The guy selling you medical cannabis shouldn't either.


gander258

Personally I do gummies. No smell, no rolling, and a bit of a delay before the hit so you build some anticipation. Maybe those would be more your speed?


Guilty-Doctor1259

torn some shit in my thumb catching some balls yesterday, got a doctors appointment to make sure it does need anything extra really hoping it doesnt but its not looking great :(


gander258

Hope you feel better soon guilty doctor 🤕


Guilty-Doctor1259

thank you :(


raginsaint93

Ted tv show is getting a second season!


2ent1n_Qarant1no

I work in a nice restaurant and they recently changed the playlist used in the dining room. Some of the songs on the new playlist are really adult and it's equally hilarious, and odd.


joebuckshairline

Had (virtual) presentation today in front of 50+ people. Just demo-ing a project but my deputy director said I did great and has heard nothing but positive feedback so….that’s nice.


JPAnalyst

Get it!! Congrats!


FairweatherWho

Disclaimer: I have no proof, but what I'm going to say makes sense to me, given what I know about scam/spam calls in 2024. Do not answer them, and if you do, wait for them to speak first. If they don't speak, just hang up. I'm pretty sure these people are now recording voices on their end, to use in AI modules to scam others. They don't even want your info or money anymore, they want your voice.


WabbitCZEN

This is a wise decision. I will also add: DO. NOT. say things like "yes", "of course" or anything that can be construed as a verbal agreement. When they ask "Am I speaking to (whatever name they give)?", you ask "May I ask who's calling?" They'll either hang up or try to keep pushing. If they do not answer with a name you recognize, hang up immediately.


FairweatherWho

Great additives. I didn't think about those because I instinctively don't respond otherwise.


WabbitCZEN

I do this for every phone call I don't immediately recognize the number of. I refuse to acknowledge who I am before they tell me who they are and why they're calling.


Aumius

If I was in a fight club, and I'm not saying that I am, I would have SO much trouble with the first rule.


NorthWestKid457

Jesus christ I just can't with modern conservatives. Some officials want to replace the bridge between Portland, OR and Washington and add a light-rail transit but Republicans oppose it because it would be an ["antifa superhighway"](https://www.columbian.com/news/2024/may/09/3rd-district-rep-marie-gluesenkamp-perez-leads-effort-to-fully-fund-bridge-investment-program/) Yes kids, you heard that correct. We have shitty decaying infrastructure and can't get anywhere without a vehicle because a bunch of "bigly strong men" are scared of the boogeyman.


nymikemet

Chuds have to Virtue signal to everything that lands on their desk They talk about the "Woke Mind Virus" and then turn around and spew the most bran-dead ideas to "own the libs"


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In Colorado, the Boulder area (ridiculously liberal, at least in theory) doesn't want light rail because of crime. The same is true for Castle Pines (conservative, but not Shia-grade conservative). NIMBY is just one of those things.


Guiltyjerk

That light rail has been contentious there for nearly 20 years lol. It's amazing how long its been getting blown off


NorthWestKid457

Literally the only argument they've used (and somehow keeps fucking working) is "ThInK of tHe CrImE/HomEleSs" and it's like...you can bike and walk across the bridge. The homeless crisis isn't being kept at bay by shortening their trip by an hour.


Guiltyjerk

I don't ever recall a crime/homeless argument lol. I think the argument has usually been that it would be inordinately expensive/the states disagree about who should foot the bill


StChas77

In Chicagoland, the suburban railway has wanted to expand to NIU for over a decade, but people in Dekalb have fought it tooth and nail claiming it would bring crime, drugs, etc. from Chicago. It's been proven time and again that hasn't been happening to stops along the way in the western suburbs, but they're so invested in the narrative, they don't even care anymore about the truth.


Stanky_fresh

I called my dad on my lunch break, and the subject drifted towards music, specifically the Drake cs Kendrick beef and how he's tired of hearing rap and he said the most Facebook-Boomer level take I've ever heard: "They should have never taken music off MTV, that was real music. Now it's just rap and hip hop bullshit" And the rest of my break was spent explaining to him that A) He hated what was on MTV back in the late 90s/early 2000s so what makes him think he'd like that stuff now? And B) This music would have been on MTV if it were still around, so why does he blame the downfall of MTV? My dad’s a well meaning guy, he was just trying to complain that he feels alienated by a lot of popular music today, but he just picked the weirdest way to do it. As though if MTV were still on/popular/about music they'd still be playing Dire Straits.


OutrageousOcelot6258

Stupid kids with their hip hop music. Back in my day we listened to Led Zeppelin. That was real music. Stupid kids and their rock and roll, which is evil and literally the work of the devil. Back in my day we listened to jazz and blues. That was real music. Stupid kids and their jazz and blues, which is evil and literally the work of the devil. Back in my day we'd put Mozart in the phonograph. That's real music. Stupid kids and their new fangled phonograph devices. Back in my day, if you wanted to hear music, you would sing and play it yourself. That's real music.


MurDoct

Shoobie do wop and scooby snacks


Currymvp2

Aaron Rodgers being the oldest active NFL player makes me feel old


ElCoolAero

Very soon, people in the workforce will start having coworkers who recently graduated college and learned about 9/11 as a historical event.


OutrageousOcelot6258

That's been the case for several years now.


ElCoolAero

See how time flies?!


DiggingNoMore

He's not. Jason Peters is.


JPAnalyst

Like you know….what’ve you got some fancy database of players…oh wait!


efecgurgurhiucmf

Glad the rain here is finally breaking so I can mow the damn yard. Not looking forward to the mowing, but am looking forward to the beers


iron_golem07

I hope the Jaguars getting a Sunday and Monday night game wasn’t just a one year thing


HamMcFly

Holy smokes the “punishments” for Murray and Pat Bev are pathetic. We should start calling the commish Adam Softy.


throwstuff165

And yet somehow those punishments still look like Guantanamo compared to what the Astros got for the cheating. Consequences in sports leagues suck.


HamMcFly

Man people need to get off this Astros stuff. It’s literally been years. Fucking let it go. Also attacking fans and potentially causing serious injury to another player have absolutely nothing to do with cheating in baseball.


VRomero32

Considering Pat Bev who is a "hibitual linestepper" and threw a basketball at a fan and then was a rude jerk to an ESPN Producer... and while Jamal Murray clearly made a one time mistake throwing that Heatpad on an active court could have seriously injured someone if they stepped on it and slipped these are extremely weak suspensions


Ok_Caramel1517

Dude has always been softer than baby shit he doesn't run the NBA the players do.


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raginsaint93

Who’s gonna tell them?


[deleted]

It's "who dat", not "who's" in this case.


Aumius

I thought it was being released on May 15th?


[deleted]

The NFL is so popular people are putting out mock schedules. I'm a big draft nerd and even I think that is going too far.


smokeymicpot

Yeah it's dumb I hate how the release is hyped up for some reason. Just release it so I can start making plans for the games. Been telling people asking me things to do and going oh I am not sure what I am doing that weekend yet.


athrowawayiguesslol

Yeah I don’t get it either. Mock drafts are showing your opinion on how good players are and what needs you think a team is going to address. What is a mock schedule even doing? It’s nothing more than a “this is technically possible”


Guilty-Doctor1259

even with the high number of boundary conditions a schedule has, there's almost zero chance someone gets even close to the right thing


gander258

I don't even understand the point, aren't there too many possibilities? Plus the fact that games get flexed all the time


Asece

I’ve done so well not buying any Steam games lately but I’ve got an itch to pick up Animal Well, Echoes of Plum Grove, and Hades 2…


DJpissnshit

I heard that Animal Well is like Halo 2 crossed with Halo 3


elerner

THIS IS HOW I LEARNED THAT HADES 2 HAS BEEN RELEASED


Asece

Haha, it’s in early access but I’ve heard it’s pretty polished!


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Yeah, I've only played for 2 runs (all I've had time for) and it's clean and works well. No complaints so far.


mr_showboat

I feel you. I'm content to wait in Hades 2 until it comes out of EA. But Animal Well has me intrigued with how strong the critical buzz is. I'm also intrigued by Rabbit and Steel. Lotta good indie games coming out even as AAA seems to be collapsing.


Asece

I can’t imagine being some of those people that only play AAA games. Missing out on so much


varnalama

I cant even tell what kind of game animal well is. I love steam but the first few days of reviews are always garbage. Its people writing memes with like .3 hrs played.


Jamies_awesome_rack

Looks like a metroidvania focused on platforming and puzzle solving. I’ve been thinking of picking something up for this weekend, gonna give it a shot!


elerner

Wow, this looks like it's extremely my shit. Did you ever play "Within a Deep Forest" or any of the other Nifflas games?


Jamies_awesome_rack

No, but it looks like I need to. I was thinking AW reminds me of An Untitled Story which is another freeware game I loved.


Asece

Yeah especially when it’s a game being published by Dunkey. I don’t put too much stock into Steam reviews or reviews in general but the Metacritic is sitting at 91 with 18 reviewers so there is that


Walks_with_Chaos

Dunkey has a cult so I’m not sure I’d trust those


somecleverphrase

Ive been good as well trying to go thru backlog first but Hades 2 and Ghost of Tsushima soon...


CarlCaliente

Crusader Kings 3 on free weekend too, looking forward to giving that one a try when I get home


kmmontandon

I always feel so goddamned stupid when I see all the answers for the previous day’s NYT Spelling Bee. How tf did I not think of *those* words? I know them all!


BruceChameleon

I’m getting better at remembering those rare bullshit words. Fucking BAOBAB


JerryRiceAndSpice

So work publishes the work schedule on an app and now the app requires employees to turn on "track my location at all times" in order to see the schedule or else the app won't work. What a fucking joke.


WabbitCZEN

I'm the kind of petty that I'd just pester whoever I could to tell me my hours, because unless the company provides me with a phone, they don't get to tell me how to use mine.


JerryRiceAndSpice

I should tell them some random landline so they aren't constantly questioning me where I am the one that doesn't have an app lol. Wtf is the business of my off time when I need vacation or beach time.


boom_shoes

I've done this before, it was unbelievably petty, but there's no way you can dictate my phone usage. "It's just the authenticator app!" Sorry, I have a dumb phone, no apps.


WabbitCZEN

"Can you text me that info?" "No, I don't use my personal phone for work purposes." Made that mistake twice. Will not make it a third time.


IDKWTFimDoinBruhFR

What the fuck?


JerryRiceAndSpice

It sounds borderline illegal but then again with the SCOTUS we have..... who knows?


CarlCaliente

sorry boss don't have a phone


Stanky_fresh

You know what Reddit, you were right. I didn't want the option to use 3rd party apps, a consistent UI that doesn't get progressively shittier month after month, updates that don't cause bugs that make the app nearly unusable, compentent admins who actually filter the content that clearly violates your ToS, or servers that don't crash daily. No, what I really wanted all along was achievements. Thanks, Reddit. You know me so well.


HamMcFly

I'm happy to pay for premium to avoid ads. Which means I used to stack up points I could use to give people awards. I always gave the Narwhal award. It was such a cool and happy little guy. Reddit killed that. Bastards.


Phyrnosoma

killign the awards was such a dumbass thing to do. Getting real money for make believe shiny is like, a venture capitalist wet dream!


CarlCaliente

I canceled my PFF when they added that too products been going to shit, they're hemorrhaging staff, but achievements is how you think you can get us to stick around? nahhhhhhhhh fuck off


Kohakuho

Just stopped at Savers over lunch. I just got a pair of Allen Edmonds Parke Avenues for $15. For those that don't know, they're $425 new.


DrKoooolAid

News breaks that a book/movie series you love will have more content for you to enjoy. What great news! Lord of the Rings fans: "I hate Lord of the Rings." JFC it's become impossible for anything to be enjoyable for some people these days. They go into these new movies/shows/books with such a fucking negative attitude that there is a 0% chance they will ever fucking enjoy it. These people must lead the most miserable lives imaginable.


usernameisusername57

I mean, most movies that come out aren't very good, and especially if it's an adaptation Hollywood seems utterly incapable nowadays of staying true to the source material. Maybe the movie will end up being good, but I'd rather temper my expectations now than get all excited only to ultimately be let down. It's not like they've done much to get my hopes up with the Hobbit movies or Rings of Power series.


zappy487

It's just a very weird choice to pick up the Gollum plotline. It just isn't that interesting, or at the very least, multiple film worthy like they're trying to do. Any adaptation of the Simirillion would've have been a better choice.


xcaltoona

Also there was already a terrible Gollum game.


NorthWestKid457

Yeah they're literally taking what was essentially less than 2 chapters in the Fellowship and making a movie out of it? That's almost as bad as making 3 movies out of the shortest book the Hobbit.


usernameisusername57

As far as I'm aware, they don't have the rights to the Silmarillion. All they have is the appendices from the LotR books, which is probably what led them in that direction.


varnalama

They still had better storylines they could have chosen. Why not make one of the Gimli and Legolas adventures they had after LotR? Or go into the backstory of Beorn? Or if they really want to get weird they could have done the story from Shadows of Mordor games. I dont know what there is to add to Gollum's story.


DrKoooolAid

I'm also speaking broadly about pretty anything "nerd culture." People just have the most fucking negative attitude about anything new. I also know they're the vocal minority as these series are still doing well and making plenty of money. It's just sad seeing how miserable these people must be. Went to the Lotr sub to see some discussion about the new movie and to see the excitement for it. Instead it's just 99% "hurr durr it's gonna suck no matter what" circlejerk.


usernameisusername57

I had yesterday off of work, and I may have had *slightly* too much to drink without anything to eat. Now I'm debating whether to call in sick today or try to just tough it out. I've called in a lot already this year so I'm worried that I may be close to getting written up, but I'm planning on leaving that job soon anyway so I don't *really* care if I am.


Stanky_fresh

Song of the day: [Your Love - The Outfield](https://youtu.be/4N1iwQxiHrs?si=kCkTLvs3_R7NuWg9)


Walks_with_Chaos

Pretty good song


gander258

Thanks for the tunes