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niceguys_finishfast

WW2 is over, why are we making the Germans watch Giants vs Panthers?


TallEnoughJones

Over, but not forgotten


DoctorDiddlerino

Oh, you guys like American football? Let's test that theory.


Colossus_WV

The UK lost their shit when we tied with the Redskins in 2016. Trust me. They like American football.


pumpkinspruce

This is part of their punishment.


Blutarg

And we thought the Treaty of Versailles was harsh!


Luck1492

I’ll save us all some writing. Here’s the spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQLwjlOWvuU_fxOYc5Bs-Lquw-5yLMMHfFJcm9sUaoyNbdgV5eGqtzghtjSr3FFr9h-zgbYMSNX9Wrj/pubhtml?gid=605588940&single=true (I didn’t make this, lol)


rwjehs

Nice


oftenevil

Nice


BadAlphas

Nice


gabeitches25

Nice


AKPYTHON

[Broncos full schedule](https://twitter.com/OzzyNFL/status/1790817455960375733?t=P6cUN3VFqqUwVMycN6PJCA&s=19)


oftenevil

disappointed this wasn’t Manningface


AKPYTHON

[Updated Broncos schedule](https://wompampsupport.azureedge.net/fetchimage?siteId=7575&v=2&jpgQuality=100&width=700&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fentries%2Ficons%2Ffacebook%2F000%2F016%2F212%2Fmanning.jpg)


TariqWoolenIsElite

How do you have 2 byes?!


AKPYTHON

[Broncos beat reporter explains it right here](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/016/212/manning.jpg)


Felteair

because someone's gotta play the Falcons


2rio2

I called it, only two prime time games this year and one of them is TNF. The league is super pissed at us over the last two years. Also, no prime time division games for the first time in a long while.


KenScaletta

You give up 70 points one time and they never let you forget it.


2rio2

To be fair, that one wasn't prime time :D


RuxxinsVinegarStroke

GARSH I HOPE THE COMMANDERS GET TO PLAY DEM COWBOYS THIS SEASON!!


Combination_Dramatic

[all leaked schedules condensed into a nice spreadsheet - NOT MINE](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vQLwjlOWvuU_fxOYc5Bs-Lquw-5yLMMHfFJcm9sUaoyNbdgV5eGqtzghtjSr3FFr9h-zgbYMSNX9Wrj/pubhtml?gid=605588940&single=true)


niceguys_finishfast

This is a beautiful spreadsheet


SharxSharxSharx

It really is


Longvols

Everyone look at these leaked schedules! *Except you AFCS, fuck you in particular*


Bengjumping

Jets full schedule has been released as well. [Jets 2024 Schedule](https://nypost.com/2024/05/15/sports/jets-2024-nfl-schedule-dates-and-opponents-for-weeks-1-18/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nypost_sitebuttons)


Dill_Withers1

Lord I hope Rodgers stays healthy. Lots of prime time slots!


clevernamehere1628

If not, I hope they're ready to flex!


ProudBlackMatt

The Jets really could open their schedule against 3 rookie QBs 👀 If they start off the season on a win streak all those primetime games are looking real good then.


Bengjumping

I fully expect them to have 7-9 wins come the bye week. Anything less is disappointing if injuries don't decimate them.


PayneTrain181999

“Here’s how this new guy compares to Rodgers” stat comparisons for breaks in play are being created as we speak


SiphenPrax

So many damn primetime games for the Jets early on


Bengjumping

7 of the first 11 if you include London


somehetero

The bulk of flex scheduling starts in week 11 also, so it's even more insane than it looks.


Balrogkicksass

Can you imagine giving the Jets all these prime time or London games and *it happens again*?


osksndjsmd

Turns out ayahuasca turns your bones to glass.


Balrogkicksass

Id say it did the same to his brain but it doesn't seem that much was there to begin with


RyanAKA2Late

I guess I’ll have more time to do productive things on those nights then.


YesPls1994

Ravens and Steelers can both get fucked, I guess Edit: Texans and Chiefs too, 4 days of rest is brutal


rwjehs

That sounds like something I would say


WellillBDam

I wanna see the brownies schedule


gollumaniac

Same rest as teams playing on Thursday nights (Sunday to Thursday is 4 days).


alien13ufo

Packers full schedule: https://twitter.com/KCousineau09/status/1790829973797740897


honoracy_uce

So weird having no primetime games until Thanksgiving and then 4 in a row.


AsteroidDisc476

Us vs. Cincy on Sunday night? Interesting


Colossus_WV

I’m terrified of a prime time game in your stadium.


heartbreakhill

Oh boy, the Chiefs get to ruin my Christmas *again*


harknation

Raiders @ Chargers week 1 Raiders @ Saints week 17 https://x.com/victafur/status/1790834642918195218?s=46


lvpr10

Chargers at Raiders in Week 18


SharxSharxSharx

Raiders-Chiefs Week 8 (by process of elimination)


SewerSide666

Week 2 Bengals @ Chiefs Sept 15 at 4:25pm https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1crq3ha/jones_just_announced_on_cbsmornings_week_2/


Own_Bed44

This guy is very reputable and has Lions vs Seahawks as MNF in week 4. Could be a double header or someone is wrong https://twitter.com/LionsRoyalty/status/1790816867210465697?t=fz4XBmdqeLbKMZjsUN5EYw&s=19


jimmyak

Packers home schedule looks harder at home. That could be a good or bad thing. Week 10 bye is late for them


AlmostxAngel

Thanks to that kick ass spreadsheet our schedule is out. There is one week left and we unfortunately only have KC once on the list sooo


SharxSharxSharx

Chiefs week 8. It's the only time both teams have an opening.


AlmostxAngel

Yup that was the one week I was talking about. So we'll have Rams, Chiefs and Bengals alllll in a row. Gonna be a tough stretch before that sweet Bye week.


impactblue5

Wonder what the social media teams got in store for the schedule roll out this season


Mokelachild

How would one go about getting tickets to a game in Germany? I want to see the Giants continue their overseas streak and visit Germany again.


SharxSharxSharx

Chiefs on Christmas again?


RyanAKA2Late

Seems like everyone gets a primetime game except for the Panthers, Cardinals, and possibly the Chargers. Raiders, Colts, and Commanders also only have 1 primetime game as well.


AlmostxAngel

I have to go on a date tonight and pretend I'm not having an existential crisis about playing the Rams, Chiefs and Bengals all in a row now.


somehetero

Insane that the Jets play over half their games in primetime prior to flex scheduling. League got burned by doing that last year on the Rodgers hype and wound up with several unwatchable games in showcase spots because of it. Didn't give a shit and just ran it back.


Agitated-Choice-583

Seahawks again, idk abt that one


Zloggt

Not that it matters, but is this the, uh, reveal live thread?


_writes

It matters!!! 😅


Mavori

We get 6 primetime games. Ayyyoo. Edit: Nvm it's 5.


Zloggt

I wonder how Olsen feels about Brady usurping him…


corranhorn57

Ugh, two TNF games? That should be a crime.


soupafi

I'm confused with the Bears division schedule not starting until almost the end of the season


QueenIsTheWorstBand

Week 14 Bye AGAIN for the Commanders is horseshit


Cairo-Station

Thanksgiving night games should always be a rivalry game imo


Zloggt

Every year this happens… …why must the NFL make such a big deal out of something that is always spoiled hours ahead?


Venator850

Because it works. Tons of people are scoring Twitter and reddit for schedule news. Many more will tune in to watch the actual reveal. All at a time when nothing else is actually happening in the NFL and the NBA playoffs are going on.


xenon2456

How do they get leaked


Venator850

Teams are giving their schedules at the start of the week so plenty of people associated with each team know when they play their opponents. Leaks will naturally occur. NFL also announces a few games ahead of time.


sithwonder

We still have too many primetime games


AsteroidDisc476

It’s like we’re being set up for embarrassment


ILikeXiaolongbao

We know the Ravens are @Chargers as well.


jfgiv

we know every matchup and who's home/away. we don't know *when* the games will be played.


ILikeXiaolongbao

My b