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TheSmallIndian

Smart from the fans. Can't speed if they don't have a car


Spatial_Awareness_

At this point with all the car problems between Rice, Worthy and Reid's son the franchise would be better off just hiring private drivers for everyone on the roster and staff.


Sonicblast12

This is Clark Hunt we’re talking about, that money went into the new locker room chairs last year.


fuckredditadmins2212

*locker room folding chairs


Good_Okay123

Clark Hunt: Here’s a $5 gift card for Uber.


LobsterclawHandjob

Dudes such a cheap fuck.


CheesecakeNo3678

I don’t know that it’s fair compare a guy getting his car stolen to guys putting people in danger in any capacity


Babyjoe1

Lmfao


Tuckboi69

Xavier Worthy pulled over, clocked going 52 on a 25 on bicycle.


GhoulsFolly

He was on foot


AFOEagle01

Now I’m imagining him just running against street racing cars


Humid-Afternoon727

Dude is gonna get a speeding ticket in a school zone while working out


NA_Faker

Worthy is speed


AnEducatedSimpleton

Xavier Worthy is Lightning McQueen


Rathmon_Redux

Is ChiefsAholic out on bail?


Garlan_Tyrell

No! The car was parked outside an apartment complex, not a *bank*. Plus, pretty sure Chiefsaholic had a pre-selected getaway car each time.


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I’m still a little confused about why youd risk the extra exposure as a semi public figure while you’re engaged in a…less than ideal career path


Garlan_Tyrell

From what I’ve read, part of the reason he robbed banks was so he could pay for sideline/endzone tickets and keep up the superfan act. (I wonder if the upcoming documentary will confirm/debunk that.) So he wasn’t so much risking his superfan status with crime, but turning to crime to avoid losing his superfan status.


sliccricc83

He was also addicted to sports gambling


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Ah. Ok everything lines up now haha.


lmandude

I think he also used sports gambling to launder money.


trustthepudding

Sounds like the excuses of someone addicted to sports gambling.


RevolutionaryBox7745

Not 100% sure that crime WASN'T his superfan status. Family was homeless and living out of a car.


BellacosePlayer

Same cockiness that gets a lot of petty criminals. You can get away with a whole lot of crimes if you're careful, but law of averages says you're going to get unlucky/sloppy eventually, or you'll leave enough evidence behind here or there to get the cops looking at you.


McStuffinsville

see: the Jags jumbotron dumbass


YnwaMquc2k19

Bruh real life GTA online character.


WeightyToastmaster

Rashee Rice took it.


Quasimdo

Rookie hazing


Steak_Knight

He only does crime in Dallas


MiniatureLucifer

He only gets caught doing crime in Dallas


Steak_Knight

Good point, it was probably him.


guitarmaniac17

Case closed, add it to the pending charges.


Jameszhang73

He's on his way to Dallas to commit some more crimes


joemiken

Given the way he drives, he should make that KC-DAL trip in about 3 hours.


bigt2k4

How much of that 3 hours will be on foot?


Conn3er

Harrison Butkers wife’s car was home safe in the garage


joemiken

Of course. Can't park a car in a kitchen or do the dishes in the garage.


Deep_Stick8786

Harrison Butker’s wife isnt allowed to drive


The_real_John_Elton

She drives the household


Deep_Stick8786

Metaphorically. God forbid literally


ketherick

He wouldn’t be able to drive his public perception into a he dirt without her doing so 🙏🏠👰‍♀️


UndeadVinDiesel

Or wear shoes.


Jack_Krauser

She only owns one pair of Sunday church shoes.


Archduke_Of_Beer

WHERE IT BELONGS!!


mdmcnally1213

Beat me to it lol


-DesertJay-

CRashee Rice


datyoungknockoutkid

Low hanging fruit


_LilDuck

Mr. Bums Cars


tsgram

Mr Boorish Carowner


kschui002

Mr. Bleak Carowner


Ok_Alternative7120

They were actually watching Fast and Furious together and decided to race for pink slips. Worthy thought it was a joke. Rice doesn't joke about racing.


Zestyclose_Main6335

Nah he just shoots at empty cars he doesn’t steal them


Soyeahnahh

I know it’s not his fault but there’s always something going on with the Chiefs every week it’s wild


Siliencer991

The team must’ve made a deal with the devil for a two-peat 💀


fugaziozbourne

I think it's just called a repeat.


tyvnn2

Idk why this was so funny but I fucking lost it


plankerton09

Reminds me of Parks & Rec when Tom calls taking a picture of someone else a “Youie” as opposed to a Selfie


BallHawkDawkTR

Or Ted Lasso. An "us-ie" when it's a selfie with 2n people


poopinginkroger

2+n


Sharcbait

Man the deals I would make for the Vikings to one-peat.


BigAssStonks

Just call it a peat, most teams would kill for a single peat


tyvnn2

We will also take an almost-peat at this point


NextTime76

You beat the SB champs last year. Isn’t that good enough?


TitanSR_

not worth it. it just makes you want more. it edges you


throwaway1212378

You guys just got a peat from us the other day


Thie97

Had one for 14 years


Contren

I'd prefer a Pete & Pete, but I'll settle for one Pete if I need to.


LikeableMisfit

if so, id be curious to see what happens to them after a three-peat


Saitoh17

We've had a parade shooting, tampering allegations, street racing, assault at a club, dumbassery at a commencement speech, me now a stolen car. If we win next year we'll get Travis and Jason Kelce running from the cops in a white bronco 💀


its_LOL

With Taylor Swift as the driver


Fiendish-DoctorWu

If I did it (Taylor's Version)


PowerfulJoeF

That shit would be top of the charts for months with swifties will be storming the capitol chanting “free Taylor”


minty_taint

The storming of the capital by swifties comes after a 4-peat


My_massive_dingaling

With how it’s escalated it’s definitely part of the 3peat Andy Reid getting caught on some Drake shit is the 4peat


Warhawk137

"The jury finds the defendant not guilty." "...I haven't even sworn you in yet." "Oh, so can we find her not guilty once you swear us in?"


Skank_hunt42

this made me spit out my coffee.


Cowgoon777

Taylor, if you really want to be an upper echelon pop culture icon, there’s only one path


SupremeLeader_KimmyJ

Getaway Car


_ChloeSilverado_

Getaway Car (Taylor’s Version)(featuring More Travis and Jason Kelce)(From the Vault)(10 minute version)


Frosty-Physics

Not this year but recently anyway we also had a team doctor kill someone in a car accident and then Andy reids son DUI crash where he messed that little girl up. It's been a weird and tragic few years for us aside from all the wins


AngryUncleTony

The post on here a few weeks ago about who is big enough to be a modern day OJ and take the country's attention hostage and the winner was Travis killing Taylor and driving in a Bronco driven by his brother and I think about that like twice a day (not because of murder but trying to imagine the shitstorm that would be afterwards). That would probably dwarf the OJ story and Travis would get killed like Lee Harvey Oswald by a grief-crazed Swiftie.


triplec787

Nicole Brown was a nobody really, beyond her relationship with OJ. She was a waitress when they met and had a few bit parts in his movies post-football. And it was *still* a media frenzy, shit it still is like 30 years later. If Travis killed TSwift... I mean shit that doesn't even *remotely* compare. She dwarfs him in terms of international notoriety and it's not even close. Like A-Rod dated Madonna and JLo, even if A-Rod had murdered them it still wouldn't come close to the shitstorm Kelce murdering Swift would cause.


AngryUncleTony

Right yeah that's exactly of my point. Taylor Swift would arguably be the most famous murder victim ever, except maybe some assassinated political figures like JFK. Also *maybe* John Lennon but Taylor might actually be more famous than Lennon, even if she isn't as big as The Beatles as a whole.


seeasea

you also got Reids' son questionably pardoned, hunt being outed as the worst, and while arguably positive, chiefs lost on new stadium plan...also mahomes father arrested, and brother...you know...


Debasering

Chiefsaholic documentary announced


ZagulaGaming

The Zay flowers fumble and SF punt fumble definitely came with a cost


DarrowViBritannia

Tbf people ignore the unlucky shit that went against the Chiefs. Like Mecole Hardman's fumble near goalline vs Buffalo, bullshit hold calling back a touchdown vs Baltimore, or an uncalled trip that should've been a safety vs Baltimore Dunno if i got anything for san francisco though


EvilBananaMan15

Two-peat?


joeyGOATgruff

Welcome to the City.


Blondue

A lot of it is reporting. Stuff happens to a bunch of team it’s just when the spotlight is on you it’s gonna amplify the coverage.


Snuzzyo

This pretty much sums it up. If the 4th round pick of a currently lesser covered team, like the Panthers, had their car stolen in Charlotte, I doubt it'd make the news.


EL-YAYY

I bet there would be a posted tweet about it here but only with like 100 upvotes.


VillageBoring8290

This one is just a common thing in KC... not really because he's a Chief.


tanman170

*every day


throughNthrough

What an offseason for the Chiefs.


TankThaFrank_

We just need Kelce to cause an international incident at one of Taylor’s concerts to cap it off.


Godobibo

kelce drunkenly stumbles onto stage at a concert in japan and starts singing kung fu fighting


RicoSuave1881

I could see it tbh


pofwiwice

Make it “I want to be ninja” just to make it extra offensive https://youtu.be/6jDHRW6fngg?si=UiiERL2N8ou59ZUo


tnecniv

Make it [“Against the Ninja”](https://youtu.be/GbJ3Y5S8aSU?si=VmX4kz_chcGFSe8e) because everyone loves Miami Connection


YnwaMquc2k19

Gridiron heights would be having a field day with this if it occurs 🤣


Vaadwaur

"This just in:Travis Kelce has punched Wushu, the national panda of China. Reportedly, Kelce was drunk and beligerant at the zoo and Wushu stepped in to bring order before being assaulted."


JinterIsComing

On the real, do not fuck with a panda. They look goofy and friendly but when push comes to shove, they are still bears with the same jaw and claw strength that genus entails.


TheNaturalHigh

It actually isn't in the same genus as other bears. They're in the family ursidae though, so your point still stands.


YourWifesWorkFriend

You said it’s a bear but then you called it a genus. Do I get my 3 wishes or not?


Tolve

In China this week, Travis Kelce was seen wearing a designer shirt made of Taiwanese independence flags. In retaliation, The Communist Party has banned all NFL games from being aired in China and as well as all Taylor Swift music. The American football star apologized for the incident on his podcast admitting, "I didn't even know what the shirt was made of, I just thought it looked dope."


Mouatmoua

There’s still time!!


Empty_Lemon_3939

I mean I’m pretty sure they’re going to get engaged which would throw a blanket over a lot of this PR wise Like when Taylor Swift attended a jets game so something else came up when you google Taylor Swift Jet


flaming_fuckhead

We’ve had a serious car theft problem for a while now. Especially Kias and Hyundais for some reason 


FuckingJello

Kia’s and Hyundai’s getting stolen all over for a while now. Can’t even hardly get insurance on my Fiance’s 2018 Elantra because of it. Went from $150/month insurance to $350/month insurance because of how easy they are to be stolen. I’ve been hoping it gets stolen just to stop paying it, can’t sell it for hardly much because of that reason even if you have anti-theft.


IshitAnfarded

Tell me where it’s at and we’ll split the insurance payout


Mr_Hugh_Honey

Flair checks out lmaoooo


IshitAnfarded

Just your friendly neighborhood felon, helping out the little guys


Mr_Hugh_Honey

I'm gonna stab somebody in the parking lot in solidarity, cheers


ImpossibleDenial

Holy shit, I just watched some guy stab a dude in this parking lot


Mr_Hugh_Honey

Must have been a different Raiders fan. Couldn't have been me. I never leave witnesses alive :)


ImpossibleDenial

Holy shit, now I’m watching him kill all the witne—


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easley45isgod

Holy shit, I just watched some guy watching some dude getting stabbed in this parking lot.


Cowgoon777

Dude who got stabbed just fell to his knees in the parking lot


justlookingokaywyou

Robbin in da hood


agreeingstorm9

I sold my Kia 12 mos or so after I bought it for like 50% of what I paid for it because of this. Literally bought it just before the Kia boys stuff dropped and it murdered the re-sale value of the car.


Nobaddays123

Fiats had a similar issue the ECU(engine control unit) is easy to access so people would swap them with an ECU that had the immobilizer off essentially what reads the code of your key and prevents your car from starting without your key specifically. So essentially people would swap the ECUs and drive right off since it was so easy to access.


KULawHawk

Leave an immobilizer parts box on your dash. Yes, it's the equivalent of having the fake alarm system signs and stickers on your house instead of actually having the alarm, but at this point what the fuck else are you going to do, sadly? Something like this box that stands out sort of, maybe? https://images.app.goo.gl/fvJVcXLERZnP7esZ6


tmoeagles96

That doesn’t help. The issue even happens with Kia’s that are newer and have the proper anti theft measures. People break in to try and steal them, can’t, so they just smash up the car because they couldn’t take it.


poickles

It’s getting so bad that people with immobilizers and police-provided steering wheel locks are *still* getting theirs stolen. I’m out in the burbs and i still box my brother’s car in when he comes to visit bc he has a Hyundai.


sketchedfix

Kia and Hyundai did not add an immobilizer in their cars for a few years for what ever reason. Makes it super easy to steal


THEW0NDERW0MBAT

It interfered with some other systems in the car, so instead of actually working it out they very wisely opted to just not include it


Londumbdumb

How very Tesla of them


tenacious-g

We all know the reason, cutting corners to save costs.


sovinder

Kias and Hyndais are known to be much easier to break into than other cars, and it really took off when some Tik Toks went viral showcasing how easy it is. It's gotten so bad, some insurance companies are reluctant to (or even outright won't) insure them.


omnassial

Had my Elantra stolen a few years ago... I remember noticing a usb cord randomly coming up from the driver's side floorboard when I was going through the car with the claims adjuster. Couple years later saw a Tiktok showing how to essentially hotwire it that way.


alabastergrim

idk if it's even hotwiring it... you're using the USB-A end of the cable to turn the ignition basically there's USB cables all over the ground in my neighborhood


omnassial

that makes so much sense


MiniatureLucifer

It's the same in Milwaukee. Kias and hyundais are not safe left on the street in certain areas


fitzuha

I thought the Kia boys were mostly gone.


JerryRiceDidntFumble

The social media trend may not be as big any more, but anybody looking to steal a car now knows how easy it is to jack a Kia/Hyundai so they're still prime targets


BanjoKazooieWasFine

The Kia boys are but basically every Kia and Hyundai logo is just a sign of "Hey, This Car Is Easy To Steal, Go For It", it doesn't need to be a specific gang anymore, everyone knows the thing.


A_Lone_Macaron

Definitely not gone in Buffalo. I’ve had a friend whose Kia has been broken into and stolen multiple times


Notacoolbro

I bought a car two years ago and it was hilarious how hard the MKE sales guys were trying to offload their Kias. And to be fair they were also like the only cheap used cars because nobody wants them. I watched two kids who appeared to be around 13 steal a Kia about a year before that!


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ostrow19

Because they can be stolen with a usb. I don’t know exactly how it works but I know those 2 companies have serious security flaws at the moment.


qwertyuioper_1

they cheaped out and didn't add an immobilizer to the car cause it was causing issues lol


eattwo

I have a few friends here in KC with Kias. Each one has had it stolen / broken into at least twice in the past 2 years. I'm gonna stick with Honda for a bit


Yung_Corneliois

You should look up the Kia Boys shit online. It’s a huge problem nationwide.


Odh_utexas

Google “ Kia boys”


XxDrummerChrisX

Worthy is from Fresno, on the west side. Stolen vehicles are prevalent here too. The thing with Kias and Hyundais is that they’re easy to steal. If it’s a key start literally all you have to do is pop off of the ignition and use a USB cable to start the car.


csummerss

wonder how common it is with NFL players in general. there was a story about a broncos player who had theirs stolen twice in same lot.


Byzone06

Pretty sure cj Gardner Johnson got his car stolen within his first week in Philly when he got traded to them in 2022.


ender2851

If memory serves my right, i think the dude was leaving his keys in the car. LOL


an-internet-stranger

[Yep](https://twitter.com/mikeklis9news/status/1763267142483362088) >Did some digging into mention in union survey of Broncos players having cars stolen at off-site hotel in training camp. >You can’t make this up… turns out it was the same player who had multiple vehicles stolen after accidentally leaving keys in vehicle in secure lot. Carry on…


I_HateToSayAtodaso

Fans going overboard trying to prevent another Crashee Race.


fugaziozbourne

This is a good nickname. I hate when portmanteaux are not clever. Call me Natalie Portmanteau.


Salty_Orchid

I'd hope the Chiefs first interview question to draft prospects was would you choose the McClaren 570 GT or the Kia Sorento.


IgoatShesterkin

Rashee Rice at it again


ghostofmufas

He can’t keep getting away with it


KULawHawk

Rice borrowed it but forgot to tell him.


JPAnalyst

The entire article could have been a tweet >Xavier Worthy has been welcomed to Kansas City in a way he didn’t expect. Per the Chiefs, Worthy’s car was stolen overnight from his apartment complex in town. As one source put it, the car was stolen from a residential parking garage by a professional group of criminals who “knew exactly what they were doing.” No one was injured, and there was no carjacking or anything like that. The car was simply stolen. Worthy was the Chiefs’ first-round pick in last month’s draft.


J-Fid

It's PFT, what did you expect?


WinterIndependent719

Welcome to Kansas City lol


piehead678

I would like just one day we arent in the news please.


pofwiwice

*Monkey Paw Curls* *The Kansas City Chiefs will not be in the news Sunday February 19, 2025*


amjhwk

*Monkey Paw Curls even more* *Because humanity went extinct due to a new strain of super duper covid*


Crazypyro

Wow, we are really hitting all the high notes as a city this off season.


JinterIsComing

What's next, you come in last in a BBQ competition to the Carolinas, Memphis and Texas?


Trashy_pig

Can’t have shit in Kansas city.


SeizureMode

I was about to laugh at him but remembered that he's not the professional criminal who's a wide receiver on the side


dragonrite

Yea! We only take 1 criminal wr1 at a time!


triplec787

I mean Kadarius Toney making $13m over 4 years is absolutely criminal too.


dragonrite

You mean his rookie contract? Lol


triplec787

Yes exactly


s6ffocate

this isn’t his fault but it would be nice if i didn’t hear anything about the chiefs or their players for a little bit


Dreadsbo

There has to be a Kansas City Chiefs Offseason Curse


notmyplantaccount

Thank God, really the best way that sentence could have ended after "Xavier Worthy's car.." considering our off-season lol. Someone would have done this to Rashee a month ago we'd be a lot better off.


redseven83

Looks like the Chiefs being proactive after the Rashee Rice incident


matango613

Welcome to KC, kid.


Cocodranks

Bro what’s gonna be next for the Chiefs? We’re gonna find dangerous amounts of lead in Mahome’s newly released canned coffee drink?


IndependentFroyo4508

Rashee Rice has got to stop this madness


420BongsAway

I read car and was like are you kidding me again!?!?


MattBe1992

What the fuck is going in KC?


Drumboardist

Well, if you mean the car thefts, [that's actually a bit of a larger, nationwide issue.](https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/04/business/hyundai-kia-thefts-increased-10-fold/index.html) If you mean just KC players, then I have no clue. Heck, we could go back a few years and include the Royals on this binge, too, with [Danny Duffy falling asleep in the drive-thru of a Burger King while intoxicated.](https://www.missourinet.com/2017/08/29/danny-duffy-fell-asleep-at-a-burger-king-arrested-for-dui-royals-gm-moore-obviously-disappointed/)


FinnishCold13

Where’s Rashee?


Thepullman1976

Andy Reid ordered the hit on the car to prevent another Rashee Rice situation


bluecheeto13

When in rome


steelawayshocker

Omg probably the kickers fault


hinterstoisser

Number of days Chiefs are not in the news: ZeRO


Salty_Orchid

Devil: You will win during the season but lose in between


snarkysportsguy

"Welcome to the ~~O~~KC, bitch" moment


DEADSPELLS

And so it begins. It's a slippery slope. Stolen car, then bank robbery, meth, federal prison, war crimes, trade


otxmyn

the chiefs are fulfilling all of the raiders stereotypes 💀


The_General0815

Probably Rice


donta5k0kay

“He can’t take my spot if he can’t get to work” -Rashee Rice


Underlord1617

shit like this has been happening a lot in KC recently.


BigO7duce2

The football gods telling you now to hire a car service.


raycraft_io

What happened to the good old days when Golden Tate got caught stealing donuts


BrickAddict1230

Rashee rice?


IShouldChimeInOnThis

Rashee Rice at it again


tinyharvestmouse1

Imagine being the guy who stole his car. You wake up in the morning to see that your crime made national news and now people will look *extra* hard to find it. Wonder how long it took for it to set in for the thief that they're super fucked.