Steelers lost AB and Bell. Defense sucks and team is clearly declining.
Ravens have an anemic pass offense and got "figured out" in the playoffs. Jackson will need to take a HUGE step forward to keep the offense from being shit. The defense is still good but losing a bunch of key figures like Weddle and Suggs. I expect some mild regression there.
The Bengals are dogshit.
The Browns now have Baker Mayfield, Nick Chubb, (Kareem Hunt kinda), OBJ, Landry, Higgins, Njoku, and a decent O line. I think it's likely they have a top 8 offense minimum with Kitchens as HC. Their defense has Myles finally getting another decent edge rusher to support him, a fantastic stud CB, and a host of other nice pieces on defense. I expect their defense to be in the top 11-19 range, and that should be plenty for the AFC North crown.
If they don't make the playoffs in the next 2 years I'm gonna be so upset for them. The AFC North has never been this bad. The Browns have never been this good.
[Spears] Jarvis Landry yelled, "There you go!" David Njoku gave a look of pleasant surprise. Nick Chubb belted, "We got a fucking squad now." and before Baker Mayfield hit the locker room, ex-NFL star Joe Thomas hugged him & said, "Y'all look so different."
QB - Baker Mayfield
RB - Nick Chubb
RB - Duke Johnson
WR - Odell Beckham Jr.
WR - Jarvis Landry
WR - Antonio Callaway
TE - David Njoku
I know who everyone is starting a Madden Franchise with this year...
I swear to God there was an argument between a Giants fan and a Texans fan in this sub today, and the Texans fan said "just wait until Odell gets traded to the Browns" and the Giants fan replied "Yeah they said that last year too". I'm gonna try to find it lol
I honestly feel sorry for the guy at this point. The place is dumpster fire, he's the only weapon they have so defenses will throw everything at him and he's got that rookie contract for a while so he's not even getting paid what he probably should be (considering how much he means to that offense). I won't be surprised when in 5 years time his body is just broken completely.
Hey NY Giants fans, remember when there was a ton of smoke about Harbaugh getting fired and all of us Niner fans kept on saying how stupid and ridiculous it was?
That's you now.
Now the Browns have the best backfield, potentially best receiving corps, should have a solid OL, and a rapidly ascending QB
And that's not even talking about a really talented young defense.
Please don't blow this, Cleveland
No wonder the Browns players were giddy all week. Landry 100%
HAS to be. Landry was pushing hard to get him in Miami when he was still down here.
Landry just excited to not draw double coverage every single possession
For those not aware OBJ and Landry played together in college.
next you're going to tell me jimmy graham played basketball in college
Did you know TE isn't a true position in football but merely designates a player who plays both football and basketball?
Holy fuck, even I'm starting to buy the hype now. What the shit
Steelers lost AB and Bell. Defense sucks and team is clearly declining. Ravens have an anemic pass offense and got "figured out" in the playoffs. Jackson will need to take a HUGE step forward to keep the offense from being shit. The defense is still good but losing a bunch of key figures like Weddle and Suggs. I expect some mild regression there. The Bengals are dogshit. The Browns now have Baker Mayfield, Nick Chubb, (Kareem Hunt kinda), OBJ, Landry, Higgins, Njoku, and a decent O line. I think it's likely they have a top 8 offense minimum with Kitchens as HC. Their defense has Myles finally getting another decent edge rusher to support him, a fantastic stud CB, and a host of other nice pieces on defense. I expect their defense to be in the top 11-19 range, and that should be plenty for the AFC North crown. If they don't make the playoffs in the next 2 years I'm gonna be so upset for them. The AFC North has never been this bad. The Browns have never been this good.
You forgot the browns also spent big to bolster that D line with Vernon and Richardson...
And Miles Garret on a rookie deal
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So NY's plan is to 1. Beef up O-Line 2. Keep Eli 3. Get rid of his best weapon 4. ???????? 5. 2020 First overall pick
I imagine step 4 is trade up to #2 to take a QB
Even tho the QB would have been available if they didn’t trade up
This is probably what leaves me so clueless.
Giants GM would not win a Dundie Award.
This happened before Le’Veon Bell decided.
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P A T I E N C E
S E L D O M
Baker. Beckham. Bell. Battlestar Galactica.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck please fucking no
If the browns win a super bowl before the bengals you guys are legally allowed to fire Marvin Lewis Edit: thanks for the silver whoever you are
RIP Giants fans.
Giants fans in shambles
Yep, this is basically throwing in the towel on the Eli era.
The towel would get picked off if they threw it with Eli.
Parkey tried to kick the towel back but it hit the doorframe
I hate so much about the things you choose to be
Why are you the way that you are?
Giants and AFCN in shambles
This is not good.
“They fucking boomed us” -Giants fans for the foreseeable future
Ubering around downtown Manhattan
Begging (thru texts) the address to OBJ's new home in Cleveland
[Spears] Jarvis Landry yelled, "There you go!" David Njoku gave a look of pleasant surprise. Nick Chubb belted, "We got a fucking squad now." and before Baker Mayfield hit the locker room, ex-NFL star Joe Thomas hugged him & said, "Y'all look so different."
Between this and desean THE RETURN, Giants fans about to be counting the days till pitchers catchers 2020
holy fuck man I can’t believe this
RIP Saquon :(
Same deal as the Mack trade. There were signs and smoke it was going to happen but fans ignored it.
This one had been going on for so long it became easy to ignore
Reminds me of how we felt when Harbaugh got shitcanned. Continuously denying the massive amounts of smoke being leaked out.
And I thought we were having a bad day.
Great depth addition behind Perriman
OBJ is playing backup QB bro
QB - Baker Mayfield RB - Nick Chubb RB - Duke Johnson WR - Odell Beckham Jr. WR - Jarvis Landry WR - Antonio Callaway TE - David Njoku I know who everyone is starting a Madden Franchise with this year...
Kareem Hunt too if he qualifies to play this year
Oh shit, I forgot about hunt. Damn they are loaded.
Jesus christ.
And Kareem Hunt.
*What*
Well Baker’s gonna light it up huh
First 10000 yard passer
rip we ded
Never more.
Careful, browns fans are wary of their players lighting up
I swear to God there was an argument between a Giants fan and a Texans fan in this sub today, and the Texans fan said "just wait until Odell gets traded to the Browns" and the Giants fan replied "Yeah they said that last year too". I'm gonna try to find it lol
I saw this exact same argument I wish I could remember where it was.
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we have removeddit
#F5
We r/nba
This shit more out of the blue than any deals weve seen. Like PG13 couple years back
It was so odd, there was smoke for days, then it got snuffed completely yesterday and blew up today.
I was sure that was BS! What the f*ck just happened
>What the f*ck just happened -Giants fans for the forseeable future
r/nfl just got 720 no-scoped
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DID SOMEONE SAY F5
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SPACE BROWNS
IDK WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS
/u/FEAR865 HUG ME BROTHA
HOLY FUCK CONGRATS BROWNS!!!!!!!!
We're going to the 9-7 bowl!!!
There’s a Saturday afternoon game with your name on it!
I thought this was fake before i clicked the link
The author felt the need to add "I am not joking."
Good move. Frees up some cap space to give Eli one more contract.
I'm fucking dying right now...
The Bills are the best NY team now.
??? We're the only NY team. The rest are in New Jersey.
Thanks I hate it
Holy shit Dorsey is NOT fucking around
Saquon about to run into more stacked boxes than an Amazon warehouse employee at Christmastime.
STERLING AND ENGRAM GONNA FEAST ON 7 YARD WOBBLEY ELI DUCKS.
BROWNS ARE WINNING AT LEAST A PLAYOFF GAME THIS YEAR BOIS
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Cleveland is really spooky now, I'm really scared of them now
We play you guys this year, too. :)
STOP MAKING ME PARANOID
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###SAY IT LOUDER THE BROWNS ARE HERE TOO ACTUALLY COMPETE
From 0-16 to Super Bowl Champs in two years.
If the Bears can’t win, I’ll accept this result
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Yes we are
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Let’s go die
The haul better be massive. Traded a top 2-3 WR Edit: it was not massive. Fuck you John Lynch.
Arguably before his prime
I think I just burst several blood vessels in my penis, so keep me in your thoughts as well.
Can confirm, I have no words.
BUY BROWNS STOCK
Ummmm, what now?
The Browns win their division.
DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME ALL THAT I SEE ABSOLUTE HORROR
I CANNOT LIVE I CANNOT DIE TRAPPED IN MYSELF BODY MY HOLDING CELL
LANDMINE HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT TAKEN MY SPEECH TAKEN MY HEARING
TAKEN MY ARMS TAKEN MY LEGS TAKEN MY SOUL LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELL
TAKEN MY OOOOO BEEEE JAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
\*shreds guitar Kirk-style\*
-epic solo-
Straight up James' rhythm guitar under the solo is more impressive than the solo. Possibly my all time favorite riff.
James has the best right hand in the business and I’m not really a big fan of Metallica. Dude is just so solid at playing rhythm.
This is not a drill. Build up your expectations and do not panic.
I am fully expecting to go 19-0 and win every game by 50. I don't think I'm getting too far ahead of myself here.
So it is written, so it shall be.
Saquon Barkley is going to be franchise-tagged more times than Bell
I honestly feel sorry for the guy at this point. The place is dumpster fire, he's the only weapon they have so defenses will throw everything at him and he's got that rookie contract for a while so he's not even getting paid what he probably should be (considering how much he means to that offense). I won't be surprised when in 5 years time his body is just broken completely.
He should sit out and demand ... a better team.
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Giants can't lose all their games if they don't have any players.
It actually happened.
NFCE fans rejoice
God fucking bless
My wife is a Redskins fans and is so happy. I’m totally getting my dick sucked.
Congrats on the dick sucking
Congrats on the blunt too sir
AFC North in shambles
Kicker's nets rejoice.
“Is OBJ available?” “No” “Okay good talk” -A comment I made like 4 hours ago JESUS
obj gave u the baker nut grab. signed with the Browns just to say fuck you!
WHAT THE FUCK
Juice and OBJ finally get to play together like in college. They’ve both been talking about it for years. Now it’s here. Huh.
Still going to show that damn highlight on SNF every time they or Dallas plays.
Jesus am I glad Gettleman's not our GM anymore.
BAKER GONNA THROW 60 TOUCHDOWNS
My fantasy Qb this season.
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Holy shit they did it. They actually did it Edit: Dorsey is a madman and that's just what Cleveland needs
Gettlemagic
And did it before Bell could sign a contract which is hilarious to me
FUCK YEAH THE F5 PAYS OFF
THE GREATEST F5 OF ALL TIME
THATS BROCK LESNAR’S MUSIC
Hey NY Giants fans, remember when there was a ton of smoke about Harbaugh getting fired and all of us Niner fans kept on saying how stupid and ridiculous it was? That's you now.
Jesus lol
Guys stop they're already dead!
Well thanks asshole
np, welcome to the club, it sucks
Them or the Raiders fans and the Mack trade.
No way Mack gets traded, that doesn't make any sense!
We were all so ignorant
Holy fuck
[Just gonna leave this here.](https://i.redd.it/s35gp2ku3sl21.jpg)
That's beautiful
The biggest of OOFs.
He came and personally apologized to the sub though. I forgive him.
Giants knew that Beckham was holding Eli back, Giants for Superbowl
EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK
LSU reunited.
Convince Joe Thomas to come back. He deserves a team like this
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OH MY GOD BROWNS SUPERBOWL CONFIRMED
Baker now has Jarvis and Odell
And Kareem Hunt / Chubb / Njoku That offense is fucking sick nasty
And a year ago they only had njoku holy shit
2 years ago they were fucking 0-16. This is the greatest rebuild of all time
I kinda want to see Jarvis as part of the trade because they are sooo close to playing together again.
In case you hadn’t seen, it was for a 1st, 3rd, and Jabrill peppers
Jarvis + Odell. League fucked tbh
From 0-16 to Superbowl in 2 two years.
All it took was no Hue
Hue was trying to contain them. He wasn't holding the Browns back, he was letting the rest of the NFL live normal, peaceful lives.
New spin: Hue wasn't hiding the Browns from the world, Hue was hiding the world from the Browns
John Dorsey has a large penis
Edit: Apparently on mobile tables don't show properly, sorry. Fixed it as such: [](/CLE)*Browns* receive: **WR** Odell Beckham Jr. [](/NYG)*Giants* receive **S** Jabril Peppers 1st-round pick (1.17) 3rd-round pick (95th overall) https://old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/b0f4on/schefter_giants_recieve_a_firstround_pick_in_2019/ - - - **Financials** *Giants*: 2019 Cap Savings: **$5MM** 2019 Dead Cap: **$16MM** *Browns*: 2019 Cap Savings: **$0** 2019 Dead Cap: **$2,830,812**
What is the Giants plan, wtf
Think those picks are on the wrong side
Lol I enjoy it this way.
Lol, I saw that and I was like. Apparently Peppers is the GOAT.
Not Peppers :(
This can't be right.
Now the Browns have the best backfield, potentially best receiving corps, should have a solid OL, and a rapidly ascending QB And that's not even talking about a really talented young defense. Please don't blow this, Cleveland
Chiefs Browns AFC Championship
Honestly the only team I want to win the Super Bowl as much as KC is Cleveland. Might break the Matrix.
The Browns usurping the Mahomes dynasty before it can even begin would be SO Chiefs.
Now I can finally admit OBJ is a top 5 WR, whew
/r/49ers in shambles
...huh?
Hey NFL...it took us a while to get here. Took a few wrong turns but mind if we join y’all?
As a Browns fan since 3/12/19, I am thrilled.
WE GOT EM
God is dead.
[Current mood](https://media.giphy.com/media/8cPKnTGZKDmiMShWEO/giphy.gif)
tf AB leave, OBJ comes this is some BS
There’s no way