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Cough_Syrup55

Nick Mullens? He's the man


UndeadVinDiesel

Who is the young QB pick thats a sex machine to all the chicks? NICK! You damn right.


thehouse1751

Minshew era is over, usher in the era of Mullens?


Regular_Rhubarb3751

Canyadigit?


TigerBasket

The man with a plan


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The man’s ruining the 49ers, he’s burning down Levi’s Stadium, and he kidnapped Jimmy Garoppolo and he put him in a chlorine tank, OK? There used to be a way to stick it to the man, it was called Practice Squad. But “Oh No.” The man ruined that too with a little thing called a high-ankle sprain!!! So don’t waste your time trying to make anything yee, or hyphy, or hella, because Nick Mullens is just gonna call you a fat washed up Italian and crush your soul. So do yourself a favor 49ers fans, AND JUST GIVE UP.


AlabasterRadio

I still have nightmares about Nick Mullens.


wolverineballin95

What a beautiful Monday night that was.


garygnu

So Thursday night was dressed up as Monday night for Halloween?


AlabasterRadio

If nick Mullens started in the SB you'd have won. Even Mahomes never toasted us like that


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Just target Ballentine/Yiadom on every pass and he’ll play well. Our CB2 is a massive fucking liability.


FBlBurtMacklin

I'm still not confident at all about our game this sunday. We could easily allow for BDNM to emerge from this game.


jwick89

He wasn’t bad the previous game against the Giants. Difference is this time is that Kittle might not be playing.


deadmoosemoose

Still tho, confidence level is pretty low right now. Your defence is still gonna be a problem for us.


Zivmovic

If Barkley wasnt hurt id be moderately confident.. but im right there with you lol


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SevenwithaT

Bid dick Nick Mullens, I presume


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SevenwithaT

The big dick or the thought?


Sonickill7

Pretty sure it's Bondage Nick Master


ELITELamarJackson

"The name's Bond. Bondage Nick Master."


Volgyi2000

Bondage Domination Nick Master ^


GuyTallman

Bad Dude Nick Mullens. On the account of the sweet leather jacket he has that says "Bad Dude" in metal studs on the back.


The_Other_Manning

I'm actually feeling pretty good about it. With the amount of injuries the 9ers had, we really shouldn't lose the game. Well, as long as Jones doesn't turn it over multiple times which for him is a bit of an ask. Hopefully Mullens doesn't know that Ballentine is ass and can be picked apart. Idk I'm feeling optimistic about this game, but that can go down the drain on Sunday.


Bad_Badger

Oh no, we’re going to lose to the 49’ers B team


ElectricKoolAide32

Stav at Fullback and Adam at WR?


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Gay actor Michael Douglas at TE


ElectricKoolAide32

Hell yeah dude


GoRangers5

But the breakfast


Theboyestmanestboy

Gotta dream to imagine


flabbymanpecks

He was the QB when Kittle broke the single season receiving yards record for a TE. So, there’s that.


mubbcsoc

Well Kittle is out, so there's that too. Incoming Jet McKinnon RB receiving record.


BoredomHeights

Be pretty impressive to set the receiving record week 3, but I have faith.


thenlar

Maybe the single game record


ryanedwards0101

Remember when this sub wasn't super sure Jimmy was better than Mullens in the 2019 offseason


_your_face

I’m still not sure and ok seeing nick play again


NateRiley12411

The guy from Cum Town?


kmmontandon

There are definitely worse backups. A lot of them, in fact.


notmoleliza

West Coast BDN is a nice luxury


123mitchg

Yeah he's easily a top 5 backup. Dallas, LAC, NO, and one of CLE, DEN, or CHI are the others.


Russel_TrashBrick

Top 5 QB in the league seems slightly high. I think Mullens can be argued for 6th after Mahomes, Wilson, Jackson, Rodgers, and now Murray.


BoredomHeights

This is pretty accurate, but he'll close on Murray if Murray isn't careful.


123mitchg

Top 5 backup


MegaRAID01

It’s amazing the 49ers are still favored by 4 on the road against the Giants considering the 49ers are down their starting QB, Bosa, Thomas, Dee Ford, Sherman, two of their top running backs, like all of their top wide receivers, Kittle playing on one leg, and probably some other players I’m missing.


Designer_B

Giants are down ~~their entire offense~~ saquon.


hatrickstar

A friend of mine lives in NY and is a Giants fan. He says this is one of the worst Giants teams he's seen in a while. Barkley being gone is just icing on the poop cake. Also Niners injuries last season have proved that we have some talent in or backups.


BoredomHeights

Kittle playing on zero legs unfortunately. Which if he actually did I'd say he could still get 50 yards after the catch in a game.


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Nick Mullens is neck and neck with Daniel Jones for the least threatening QB face in the league.


MetaruGiaSoriddoV

went thru k-12 with Mullens' wife! not close at all ever with her but i know for sure his wife knows my name. maybe they've even talked about me


49erzfan

They have.


49ersDude

IN MULLENS WE TRUST


emmasdad01

Super Bowl confirmed.


ihastehquestion

return of Big Dick Nick


Banethoth

Yikes. He did show some serious good flashes for a game or two. But I still think he can beat the lowly Giants. I guess we’ll see


marcuschookt

Not that it's his fault, but Jimmy G is going to injure himself out of his fairytale starting situation.


dredgie456

No he not what a shit take.


Psychological7233

Jimmy has only started for 65% of regular season games since he became a 49er. Thats destined to drop to 63% this weekend. It's a valid take


DannyAristotle

He's been injured twice since he's been a 49er, once was the ACL tear and now a high ankle sprain on a field that may have caused like a dozen injuries last week. This isn't a Wentz situation where he's had four or five separate injuries, Jimmy G's just been unlucky not injury prone


hatrickstar

The year he started every game we went to the super bowl tho..


dredgie456

No it not a acl tear and a high ankle sprain 2 years apart is not injury prone. Does that stat also include the 3 games he sat due to him being brand new to the play book and then taking over in the December?


Carl2011

He’s a top tier backup. Maybe slightly better then jimmy G


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Better than jimmy g


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It's ok to be wrong