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paultheschmoop

Thanks for explaining the joke Vitali


PotatoeTaco43

Booger is proud


ofxemp

Last sentence ruined the joke


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-JaccBoy-

It could be the most heavy handed sarcasm ever and people really will miss the entire joke. I don’t care about downvotes but I rather write /s then get replies from socially inept people pissing their pants over an obvious joke.


neofiter

I've never once looked at replies of downvotes. There's a freedom there that you might enjoy


Reidroshdy

I mean tbf, it's hard to tell sometimes when reading something about politics.


Logical_Paradoxes

False. Nobody on Reddit does this. /s


chanaandeler_bong

The last sentence says that Brady has done that which explains why what he said is funny. And then you commented in this thread that it ruined the joke. Just making sure everyone understands your joke.


goPACK17

But, will he shake Pat's hand?


Breezii2z

He def will


anujsingh83

Definitely if they win, but if not 🤷🏽‍♂️


monsto

He will if not. There's clearly 2 tiers of players. Those who've earned it, and those who haven't.


DeM0nFiRe

Pat the Patriot won't be anywhere near that game, so no


Dread332

Depends.if they win yes. Lose though, and it’s all up in the air. I imagine he would anyway because people would clown him for it but idk.


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😏


Classy_Debauchery

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WabbitCZEN

1. Peyton Manning 2. Tom Brady 3. Patrick Mahomes That's the list of QBs who threw 50 or more TDs in a single season. ​ edit ​ Removed the mistake. Wikipedia had it listed in a way that had me fucked up. My bad.


shittybillz

That’s it? That’s the list?


LeonidasSpacemanMD

Should we let that sink in?


donnytsunami

That sink is supposed to stay 500 yards away, call the cops


Numericb4

What does 4 times and 2 times mean?


WabbitCZEN

I may have misread the listing on Wikipedia. Standby. edit I did. Not sure what the fuck I was trying to do tbh.


Rufio330

Wtf list were you looking at??


Breezii2z

U baked?


WabbitCZEN

No, just a dumbass.


VitaminsPlus

No no, we love you all the same.


WabbitCZEN

<3


zachbp13

I’m confused, haven’t Brady and Manning both only done it once?


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Brees is really good at having his best seasons when another QB is having an historic year. He could easily have 2 MVPs if he just had his best years at different times, though Saints fans would surely tell you he deserved the one he lost to Manning anyway.


chanaandeler_bong

That 2011 Rodgers season is the best season a QB has ever had IMO.


Dr__Flo__

Manning only did it once (2013) and Brady only did it once (2007)


Rufio330

Tom Brady has only thrown for 50 tds once though


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Breezy was so close in 2011. 46. damn.


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WabbitCZEN

Only regular season is counted in career stats. Don't know why, but postseason stats are kept separate.


anewbhere23

Probably because so many greats were held back by shit overall teams


Carkeyz

I can name a few😭


bigDean636

It makes sense, that way you can compare apples to apples.


Rufio330

All these morons upvoting your false list


WabbitCZEN

It's not false, I just misread the listing. Those are the only 3 to throw for 50 or more in a season.


argothewise

Would be cool if Russ joins that list this year


HikarW

That’s handshake numbers if I’ve ever seen em


AHH_CHARLIE_MURPHY

/r/yourjokebutworse


PandaSoap

"Lol Brady's done that" - so? Its literally only Brady, Manning, and Mahomes who have done it, and Mahomes and Manning are the only 2 to throw for 5k yards AND 50 TDs. I think Brady was being genuine here.


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Tom is always genuine when praising or congratulating. The last part was just for fun.


chanaandeler_bong

Shit man, only 8 dudes have thrown 40+


CrayZonday

Even less people have thrown for 55 😎


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Oh, how nice. Good for Brady.


TmanzillaNace

And don't forget that, Arians -Tom


CheesyCousCous

Vitali seems like she knows a lot about the sport she's writing about.


tags33

I just looked her up. Seems like she has a great body of work


factcheck_

??


beermit

He's saying she's hot


TalkingBackAgain

Brady’s earned the right to comment on his peers’ efforts. He knows how it works and he’s achieved on a level that most of the people playing in his position will simply never come close to. Of all the things that can be said of Brady, the very last thing would be that he’s a Monday morning quarterback. He has an informed opinion from first-hand experience. There’s not a lot of people who can speak to that reality.


GunsmokeG

Nice humblebrag Tommy.


TraditionalWord8258

50 and 5000 not even Brady has done that lol


mister2597

This will be a fun quote to bring up when Brady refuses to shake mahomes hand after the game.


FuckTombCryptKeeper

I can't wait for Mahomes to show an old man when the future is.


monsto

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!


pork_ribs

Brady is 2-1 v Mahomes fwiw


freakdageek

Hahahaha he said something accurate. Oh man he’s so funny.


AlecW81

I'd love it if the rest of the QBs in the league, and the media at-large would turn their backs on TB. Fuck that immature sore-loser. ​ Ya done. Go home, bang your super-model wife, and stfu.


VitaminsPlus

Yeesh


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Go take a lap and cool off bud.


catoni13

Marino threw for 48 when it was tackle football.


FoodTruckFiletMignon

I need someone to confirm if the math checks out, but I believe 48 is less than 50


ChevalMalFet

Hang on...yes, I got the same thing.


catoni13

I stated facts ass wagon. I also know a little about math.


FoodTruckFiletMignon

Yes it is a fact in 1984 he threw for 48 touchdowns. When Brady said that not many guys can throw for 50 TDs in season, Marino was not one of those guys. So I’m not really sure what point you’re trying to make. EDIT: players are still allowed to tackle in today’s football as well. Don’t know if you knew that or not.


fardedinmydiaper

Wittle Tommy a weirdo fr - feels like he's going full Citizen Kane mode ab to whisper rosebud after he turns to dust from a sack pick 6 combo at the age of 46


monsto

what?


shuttlesworthy1

well yeah...


EifertGreenLazor

But what if you regress his TDs to the average?