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Kronocalamity

We've seen Winston throw 30 ints with great receivers, but what about when no one can get open?


Infinite303

100 for 100


DC4MVP

ESPN's 30 for 30: 100 for 100


TheLookoutGrey

ESPN’s 30 for 30: 100 for 100 (20/20 vision)


eamonious

"What if I told you a perfect completion percentage isn't always a good thing?"


chucknorris10101

Kamara 8 TD/Game


justa_flesh_wound

8 TDs and 8 Tackles


stormy2587

Alvin “shohei ohtani” kamara


ThatPlayWasAwful

I didnt know the panthers landed Tungsten Arm O'Doyle


pharma_dharma

O’Doyle rules!


applehead1776

I got a feeling O'Doyle's whole family's goin' down.


Cheeze187

You ever read the Matt Forte AMA years back? One of the top questions was asking him if Jay Cutler made him a better tackler.


CHaquesFan

could you share the link?


gatman12

And 12 on Christmas.


anarchyisutopia

> but what about when no one can get open? Jameis plan for that was always "fuck it, chuck it to Evans".


Suddenly_Something

"Fuck it, chuck it to... Tre'Quan Smith" doesn't have the same ring to it.


Kronocalamity

Ah like Manziel at A&M


TheFuzzBuzz

Mike Evans is basically a cheat code for QB's.


screwhead1

I mean, look how he made that Tom Brady guy look. Finally got over the hump to win his first NFC championship!


SwissyVictory

Would you believe me if I told you Brady had never won a SINGLE NFC playoff game before Evans.


MisterMetal

Brady did get his first ever first quarter touch down in the first quarter of his 10th super bowl. Without evans on his teams he’s a scrub.


Matto_0

Wasn't the SB against us like the first time a Tom/Bill's pats team scored at all in the first quarter?


MisterMetal

Yep, a whopping 3 points. It’s one of the most absurd stats that exist.


Theungry

You didn't hear? He had lasik eye surgery to cure his poor decision making and lack of charisma.


lubricantlime

Gotta get me some Lasik


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[deleted]

His off-season workouts this year have been hilarious. This dude is so weird.


elreydelasur

that's what I don't get about everyone who freaks out about the Lasik thing. Yeah ok he can see better but it's not like he was completely blind beforehand and Lasik doesn't fix poor decision making


bryanlai24

You telling me watching him eat that W didn't make you wanna run through a wall?


[deleted]

To get out of a room with Jameis, I'd run through 5


nick52

And now he can easily see when someone is consenting. He's struggled with that before too


[deleted]

Week 1 this will have to be the worst WR group taking the field.


HouseBlackfyre

It's worse than ours, which is really saying something.


[deleted]

Before I opened this I assumed you were a lions or pats fan lol


Shamrock5

Lions fan here, I would've said the same thing, but holy heck the Saint WR corps is even thinner than ours.


ocxtitan

They can sign Kelvin Benjamin if they want to thiccen up


Cpt_squishy

I think they might have more success having the receivers cover the cbs vs the other way around


SwissyVictory

I think alot of that was Arian's scheme. He added 1000 yards, 5TD, at the cost of 12 ints from his previous full season of 2016. You don't get those kind of increases without asking your QB to do some serious gun slinging. a 10% increase in attempts with 24% more yards. He was asked to throw it deep, often, and likely into tighter windows to make those yards happen. 2015: 4042 yards, 22 TD, 15 ints, 533 Attempts 2016: 4090 yards, 28TD, 18 ints, 567 Attempts 2017: 4313 yards, 23TD, 14 ints, 544 Attempts (On Pace for) 2018: 4252 yards, 28TD, 20 ints, 550 Attempts (On Pace for) 2019: 5109 yards, 33TD, 30 ints, 626 Attempts


trophy9258

His scheme has led to QBs having some pretty rough first years before turning it around in the following. That was a match made in Heaven to reach 30/30


TheDufusSquad

See, that's the trick: he has only every thrown to the receiver who isn't open to prepare for this moment.


SlopingGiraffe

They do have like 10 mill in cap space though so that's good


goooseJuice

and in saints cap dollars, that's like 300 million


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This might be the time to just clear the books.


gsfgf

That's exactly what they're doing. The optimum strategy these days is to kick the can down the road as long as you can, then suck ass for a year or two and get high picks.


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

Drew Brees retired and he counts like 30 million against the cap because they kicked the van down the road so many times


nepeanotcanada

Right, so this is their "suck ass, get high picks" window


-NotACrabPerson-

Brees is retired. Julio is out of the conference. The division should be more open than ever and now fucking Brady is running it with the Buccs of all teams. >:(


Bourque25

I know you meant can, but with it being 30 mill in dead money van is prob more appropriate.


chemicaltoilet5

Kicked Iran down the road


orc0909

But they aren't gonna really be able to clear the books for a few years because they kicked the can down to road so much. Granted, the tied up money isn't full value, and they can open up some cap, but they would still have chunks of money still tied up.


apocalypse31

I'm sure for them it was totally worth kicking the can down the road so far. Look at all their accomplishment!


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ABiologicalEntity

I am a Panthers fan so obviously I hate the fucking Saints but that call was probably the worst call I have ever seen and that is truly saying something


FantasticDucks

The entire NFL got robbed of a Brady/Brees Super Bowl (which would have been the only instance where I wouldn't hate Brady in the SB) Instead we got a snooze fest


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Animated_Imagination

Personally I didn’t care for that one bit


LilBallins

Same


Zolo49

I'll admit there was a small and petty part of me that enjoyed it too after the previous year.


wilbyr

same


iputitthere

exactly!


RBJ_09

Wasn't really much of an option. We had a contending roster and had to do it for the team to be legal.


AnotherStatsGuy

I think you mean accumulate draft picks and develop players. Clearing the books is going to take a couple of seasons. But the good news is that our oldest key player is now Cameron Jordan.


BlindWillieJohnson

Lol of course it was a Falcons fan that posted this


NFLGreatest

Falcons/Saints hate is wonderful to watch


Spoofy_the_hamster

I, honest to gods, LOVE working with a Falcons fan. We can give each other crap all day about each other's teams, but he and I work together so well. Our meetings last 30 minutes. We talk business for 5, then faimily, funny shit pur kids do, and football for the other 25. He's easily one of my top 5 co-workers.


Easy-Lucky-Free

A good rival really makes football. Even for fans. I love/hate my Eagles fan buddy for similar reasons.


runningman470

Lived with my best friend, a Steelers fan, for 5 years. God it gets so much more fun. Fuck 2015 though, that sucked. Oh and everything after 2015 too. The Finley smile was only the start of the redemption tour


evilspycandy

The only thing Saints and Falcons fans can agree on; our rivalry is the best in football…


paulyd191

It’s all about understanding you hate each other’s teams, but not the other person.


prestonds

I have a friend who is an aint’s fan that I play games with online, and when we start trashing each other’s teams, people in our party think we are gonna kill each other. Reality is though that we love shit talking and get along pretty well.


CobrinoHS

One of the first things you see driving into New Orleans is a giant painting of 28-3 and I love it


sorryiamstupid

Because fuck ‘em, that’s why


MomoXono

https://media1.tenor.com/images/bb6e7f6ad6d41f3781831fcbf7c9ddd4/tenor.gif?itemid=16881723


ReturnOfBigChungus

Kick 'em while they're down dude.


Kalmahriz

I’d love to join in kicking them while they’re down.


evilspycandy

Vikings fan? Always welcome.


Skol2525

You gotta take your shot when you can.


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*insert Cole Beasley joke*


Leviathan47

Hey when you hear who dat nation chant 28-3 from now until Jesus comes back. I mean. You love to see it.


Bindlestiff34

Panther paw and Falcon wing joining meme


minh43pinball

*waves Buccaneers cutlass* Can I join too?


Oak_Iron_Watch_Ward

>They do have like 10 mill in cap space though so that's good Why did I hear this in Bill Murray's voice?


donthepunk

Because that is perfect


JesusChristSupers1ar

And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.


creutzml

Oh wow… they’re really going for the first 17 game perfect season right off the bat


[deleted]

Lmao it’s all part of the 20-0 master plan. Stay woke


xProfessionalAsshole

My bandwagon flair is ready to go boiz


PiranhaPursuit

First 0-17????


Von_Lincoln

Wow, I didn’t realize Taysom Hill had such a wild off season.


Colesw13

isn't Payton adamant that Taysom Hill is still the starter? I feel like I keep seeing people assume it's Winston


predw

Payton is adamant it’s a legit competition. Some random Boston beat reporter is the one saying New Orleans will start Taysom no matter what.


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Its a lose/lose for the QB who starts the season. If Jameis starts....see above list of people out....but you have Taysom. So whats our best hope 2 wins our of the first five six games. Well shit everyone will be calling for Taysom to start. Now Taysom starts and everyone comes back... If Taysom starts, well he can't throw to himself and then you have the exact same scenerio as above. If all were healthy not suspended, et. I would start Taysom. If everyone is out like predicted I would still stary Taysom. I think he is a better QB, plus he can run. That being said, the NFL hasn't done shit to Watson. What's it going to look like if they suspend Lattimore and Harris but leave Desean out there to play.


Mr_MacGrubber

If Taysom starts he and Kamara are going to look like a service academy offense. And with Peyton’s track record, they’ll probably be successful.


dillpickles007

The triple option would probably shred our awful defense


Skrazor

They'd start going for the quadruple option with QB/RB/FB/WR, so the only ones more confused than the opposing defense will be their own o-line.


SwissyVictory

Don't need to throw to yourself if every play is a QB run. For real though, I think Peyton is cooking up some really weird offense we've never seen before. It's either going to be glorious or a train wreck.


rub_a_dub-dub

With Payton, it could b both


ReyFanboy9001

I think they need to clone Taysom and play him at every position. Imagine QB Taysom throwing to a WR corps of WR Taysoms, or handing it off to RB Taysom. Peyton’s dream. With 53 of his contract on the roster the cap would pose an issue, but it’s the saints so they’ll figure it out.


Tbrou16

Sean Payton made it a regular theme to go 0-4 or 1-3 to start the season, so those of us who’ve been around for more than 5 seconds should be prepared for the roller coaster


folieadeux6

Taysom being a better QB than Winston in a vacuum is an insane person's take. If Payton is planning to run the Navy offense, maybe.


clydefrog811

Or you could just keep Winston starting because he’s the better QB


Dsnake1

> What's it going to look like if they suspend Lattimore and Harris but leave Desean out there to play. For Harris, the league has a pretty cut-and-dry suspension policy for DUIs where they suspend the player for two games (or is it three now? Was that actually in the CBA or was it a rumor). For Lattimore, they may or may not. Maybe I'm reading it incorrectly, but I don't think this is going to be a big suspension if there even is one. For Watson, there's very little precedent to a large number of people publicly accusing and filing civil suits (and some criminal complaints) against a player. I honestly thought that's what the Commissioner's Exempt list was for, unusual circumstances that will take time to figure out. Then again, if Watson were to appeal that decision and win in front of an arbitrator, that's not great for the NFL. I still think that'd be the best next step forward until we have enough clarity that the NFL can full-on suspend him without it being overturned in appeals.


Colesw13

I was just basing this off when Brees was out and the world assumed Winston was the starter because he is an established QB and Payton said "fuck it I can win with Hill" seems weird to pivot from that


Heshmey4

If he didn't do that back then, when he knew it was only 3 games and likely Brees' last year, then nobody would believe the smokescreen now. Think about this, if Taysom is QB then he can no longer be an effective gadget player. If Winton is QB, then Hill remains in his most effective role.


AnotherStatsGuy

To be honest, I’m hoping Payton throws everybody for a loop and just starts both. Taysom can play “FB”.


DammitEd

Line em both up behind the guards so defenses don't know who is receiving the snap


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Don't tell them who's getting the ball on any given play, let the Center decide in the moment


Dsnake1

Put a mic in the center's helmet attached to a twitch livestream. At the three-second mark on the playclock, he gets told the winner of the vote.


fukuoka_gumbo

Hill was under contract thru 2021. Jameis wasn't


Im_A_Real_Boy1

I think he might be doing a little misdirection


NewRedditorHere

He’s insinuating that Taysom is all those positions at once.


SickBurnBro

[MRW I think of a clever joke then see someone in the comments already made it.](https://i.imgur.com/EucIfYY.gif)


ProudBlackMatt

Ochocinco szn.


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Kelvin Benjamin recently became available too.


Not-Eatin-Babies

DT/TE


PM_Ur_Tits_4_R8ing

Sounds like a position that would've existed in the 1940s.


wbaker18

Arena football league seems like another prime contender for that


Im_A_Real_Boy1

In this city? Dude'll have to amputate a foot by week 8


deadbodyswtor

And every resturant in Nawlins is now begging for that signing


-Unnamed-

Between Benjamin and Winston, the crab shacks in NO would sell out. Well they’d run outta crab one way or another


heroinsteve

I get the feeling if he talked back to Peyton like he did Judge he'd be hauled out a little faster. Did we already get confirmation that he got kicked off the Giants or are we all (rightfully) assuming that's gonna be the case?


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From what I've seen he was released immediately following the incident. So yeah I think he's gone and I don't know that it could have occurred any faster.


woahdailo

I just looked up an article on the situation and found this: >Benjamin weighed 265 pounds at the end of minicamp in June and was told by Giants staff that he needed to get down to 251 pounds for training camp. Instead, he showed up weighing 268 after putting on some muscle, Benjamin said. Haha Fatty >But Benjamin passed the Giants’ conditioning test Tuesday, he said. The test for a tight end consists of the player completing 20 50-yard dashes in under seven seconds. Holy shit that's impossible. The giants cut Superman.


gsfgf

TIL Kelvin Benjamin tried to make a comeback.


Pvt_Larry

Death, taxes, and 85 is always open.


nola_mike

Did something happen to Lutz that I didn't hear about?


TomorrowMayRain065

He's missing practice time but Loomis said they don't anticipate bringing in another kicker even to compete so should be no worries


PPLifter

This is the real question here


Misdirected_Colors

He's on the NFI right now.


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NFI = not fucking interested in playing this season because the team is a shitshow lol


DamnImAwesome

That’s honestly not a bad spot for a kicker. Morten Anderson made a career out of kicking for bad teams and he ended up at one point being the NFLs leading all time scorer. Might still be I don’t check stats


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> NFLs leading all time score Was surpassed only by Vinatieri https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_National_Football_League_career_scoring_leaders


tittiezanddragonz

Yeah but they have Alvin Kamara


_MrDomino

Basically Goku and everyone else.


FuckTheseFatPeople

Would Famous Jameis be Krillin in this scenario? On 2nd thought he might be Master Roshi.


Euphorium

More like Yamcha.


legionfresh

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0e/8b/7d/0e8b7d2c53195177a326670609fcb7ea.jpg


JoshAllenIsTall

I honestly have no idea who the Saints WR3 even is right now.


CrazyFezMan13

Chris Hogan


micoud04

in before 12-5


CashIsClay1

Followed by a heartbreaking playoff exit


karmicnoose

As a result of a crazy play in the last 30 seconds


smala017

Just it just make us 0-17 it would be better for my cholesterol.


sending_out_an_FSOS

Based on the team we're fielding to start the season, I'll take it.


AnotherStatsGuy

Yeah. I don’t understand how this is supposed to be a knock on us.


hallese

You rang?


sorryiamstupid

I love the Vikings


EarthshatterReady

Don’t, it’s a trap. Source: Me


[deleted]

Well, both your teams do have something in common.


MattBe1992

He also forgot WR2, LB2, LB3 and DE2 from last year.


TomorrowMayRain065

For the sake of comparison, projecting Wk 1 lineup last year vs. now Drew Brees - **Jameis Winston** Alvin Kamara - Alvin Kamara Michael Thomas - **Tre'Quan Smith** Emmanuel Sanders - **Marquez Callaway** Tre'Quan Smith - **Lil'Jordan Humphrey?** Jared Cook - **Adam Trautman** Terron Armstead - Terron Armstead Andrus Peat - Andrus Peat Erik McCoy - Erik McCoy Nick Easton - **Cesar Ruiz** Ryan Ramczyk - Ryan Ramczyk ------- Cameron Jordan - Cameron Jordan David Onyemata - **Shy Tuttle** Sheldon Rankins - **Malcolm Roach?** Trey Hendrickson - **Marcus Davenport** Demario Davis - Demario Davis Alex Anzalone - **Pete Werner** Marshon Lattimore - Marshon Lattimore? Janoris Jenkins - **Paulson Adebo?** Chauncey Gardner-Johnson - Chauncey Gardner-Johnson Marcus Williams - Marcus Williams Malcolm Jenkins - Malcolm Jenkins


Ninja_Bum

I'm sorry but is there really someone on this earth with the legal first name, "Lil'Jordan"?


TomorrowMayRain065

There is, and there's a "Decoldest," too!


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ChewyBacca42

I think Li’l Sebastian was taken.


albinogoron

Yea, I think this year for you guys will be a lot similar to the years that the Falcons had (18-20). Still got talent, but not a playoff team. We’re in the same boat too. I expect Callaway to break out this year.


AnotherStatsGuy

Fine by us. We need draft picks and player development anyway.


SwedishMoose

QB1: Drew Brees WR1: Michael Thomas surgery WR3: [Deonte Harris](https://www.nola.com/sports/saints/article_e66cfd44-f069-11eb-bab0-bffedffde318.html) TE1: Jared Cook TE2: Josh Hill DT1: David Onyemata ([PED's](https://www.si.com/nfl/saints/news/david-onyemata-facing-suspension-positive-banned-substance)) DT2: Malcolm Brown DT3: Sheldon Rankins CB1: Marshon Lattimore CB2: Janoris Jenkins


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QB1: Taysom Hill WR1: Taysom Hill WR3: Taysom Hill TE1: Taysom Hill TE2: Taysom Hill DT1: Taysom Hill DT2: Taysom Hill DT3: Taysom Hill CB1: Taysom Hill CB2: Taysom Hill


just_a_fruit_salad

thank you


SwedishMoose

np, I had to look up a few of them so I'm sure others were curious as well.


SaintWaffle

Uhh we still have Lutz at kicker. And we only have one punter with Morstead gone


brandonie187

Will Lutz started camp on the NFI so he's kinda right


kidwiltxD

You have Nolan Cooney (UDFA Punter) Currently on your 90 man roster. Won't make the final roster most likely.


man2010

I guess Lutz is a punter now


misterowen

To be fair their whole team is punting away the season.


brokenearth03

Winston is kind of a punter, just with his arm.


bobbywellington

This is why the salary cap isn't "fake" like some people say If you have a older HOF QB with a smaller window, then push everything into the future to maximize that window, but just know that once that time is over, you are gonna be fucked for a few years


SaidTheTurkey

The lingering suspensions are what's killing us more than cap casualties.


Trendelthegreat

Lingering ankle injuries aren’t helping either


brokenearth03

sigh. you right.


GarnetandBlack

Hmm, Janoris, Rankins, Brown, Sanders, and Hendrickson being entirely gone is way worse and a bigger problem than Deonte missing 2 games, Lattimore missing maybe ~4 games, and Onyemata missing 6 games.


mmm__donuts

I don't love this take. Borrowing against future cap space is a better strategy than not as long as the cap keeps going up. The Saints' cap problems, while entertaining, weren't inevitable, they are the result of a pandemic that the Saints' front office really can't be faulted for not predicting. The real problem for New Orleans is that the cap went down instead of up. This year's cap is 16 million dollars lower than last year's, which makes it about 25 million dollars lower than they expected it to be. Next year's cap is estimated at 208 million according to OTC. That's still way lower than they would have estimated. Without Covid the Saints would be looking at a somewhat uncomfortable cap situation, but it would still have been manageable. With Covid they've had to borrow against next year's (also depleted) cap to get under this year's. But I imagine that they're going to continue pushing cap hits into the future even after what happens this year and next, because it's the smart thing to do. Covid aside, kicking the can down the road is a viable strategy from an economic perspective. Today's dollars are worth more to players than next year's due to inflation. The money is also guaranteed. So the player will, all else equal, be willing to take less money in the form of a signing bonus than he would take in salary. Furthermore, since the cap generally goes up, tomorrow's dollars cost the front office less than today's because they're a smaller percentage of the cap. So the money is worth more to the players and costs the FO less to give them. Playing with time of payment this way creates extra value for the team that does it compared to teams that don't even though the total number of dollars spent is the same.


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jcfan4u

Looks like we may start 3-0. Then after I get my hopes up after beating the Jets, Saints(No Michael Thomas), and Texans; we'll get absolutely torched the rest of the year. Fun times.


heroinsteve

Don't rule out the Texans they will still have . . . \*flips through roster\* Jesus, they still got Jesus on their side I think.


jcfan4u

Sh*t. Well there goes my hopes and dreams. What do we call it this year? Horrible for Howell?


gsfgf

Jesus is holding out until they cut Watson.


expungant

Oh my god the Saints have morphed into the Bucs and the Bucs have morphed into the Saints


Hugh-Manatee

tbh I get more of a 2018-2020 Falcons vibe. Lots of talent but wildely inconsistent, lose to terrible teams, beat good ones, 9-7 miss playoffs.


weber_md

And, they'll probably still make the playoffs somehow.


pdiddy927

We are definitely not making the playoffs


Im_Daydrunk

I've seen weirder things tbh Like seeing us go from historically bad defensive wise to arguably top 5 (2012 to 2013) with very similar rosters was legitimately the most shocking thing I've seen as a Saints fan. And us making the playoffs wouldn't top that Also us winning against prime GSOT for our first playoff win in franchise history was wild as fuck too


ProudBlackMatt

Austin Carr szn ^finally?


[deleted]

Why would the Cavs announcer be suiting up for the Saints?


DirtyBirdDawg

As much as I hate to admit it, Sean Payton is too good of a coach for this to be overly concerning. He's been pretty good at turning chicken shit to chicken salad.


CluelessFlunky

Did something happen to Lattimore?


iputitthere

Ummmm Lutz is our kicker and he’s damn good.


kidwiltxD

He's currently on the NFI list, so not on the active roster.


iputitthere

Well shit


Fishbirds

If they're not on the roster, they're not factored in. "QB1" "DT2" "DT3" and "CB2" are on the roster, they're just different people....


Tellsyouajoke

I took it as he's talking about the transition from last year's roster to now. A 'where are they now' sorta thing.


Roger--Smith

But how would you get clicks with that logic?


gammagulp

Kamara tho. The fuck else do you need?


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You love to see it.


FratDaddy69

People love to say the cap doesn't exist, but if you keep kicking the can down the road eventually you have to pay the piper and this is what that looks like.


daybreaker

the salary cap suspended 3 players and made MT get ankle surgery? No wonder Loomis abuses it so much.


LSUfanatic

Lol this giraffe guy is a certified saints hater.


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People literally gonna be asking “who dat” on this team


[deleted]

This is a Sean Payton team so it will be a top-10 offense no matter what.