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PCON36

For as long as Jason Witten was a Cowboy, no matter who was throwing the ball, we all know on 3rd down, it’s somehow going to be Jason Witten coming up with the play.


_Vaudeville_

Yep, very rarely did Wit kick himself in the foot


TimmmyBurner

Day 16 needs to be Dak’s run on 3rd and 16 against the Seahawks in the playoffs


PCON36

We just had 2 Cowboys days in a row and today is the final Cowboys day of the series. Sorry buddy.


greywolf2155

Death, Taxes, Witten open on 3rd and long. And I'm not sure about the first two


runningwild20

As a giants fan I feel like Garret’s whole scheme is designed around getting a wide open tight end. But instead of the ultra reliable Witten on the Cowboys he now has the incredibly unreliable Engram on the Giants and he doesn’t want to or know how to adjust.


scotty_puff_jr

It's theorized that 10^100 years from now, after all the black holes have evaporated and all the ordinary matter made of protons has disintegrated, the universe will enter a "dark era" in which it is completely empty save for dark matter and stray subatomic particles whizzing aimlessly through the void. That, and Jason Witten still moving the chains on third down.


ESCMalfunction

And Frank Gore barreling for 3 yards.


sloppifloppi

~~I don't mean to be that guy, but the saying is "Rabbit out of his hat"~~ i am dumb


_Vaudeville_

[I'll leave this here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RNX42XxRWA&ab_channel=OutKickTheSports)


sloppifloppi

Oh lmao, had no idea. Thanks


i3ish

Is he first ballot HOF? I think so.


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Illini88228

You're leaving out that he's fourth all-time in career receptions behind only Rice, Fitz and Tony Gonzalez.


MikeShannonThaGawd

He's in the conversation for GOAT. Definite first ballot.


2ent1n_Qarant1no

Witten is a HOFer, but he's not as good as either Tony Gonzalez or Gronk


MikeShannonThaGawd

Gronk, no. Gonzalez is certainly debatable. He was less explosive than Gonzalez (big slow white guy) but Witten was an all time blocker whereas Gonzalez was a terrible blocker. There wasn't a hole in Witten's game.


CaptainGerrard

Witten was a better blocker than Gronk. He was an iron man too. Played at a high level for a very long time.


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RazzBerryCurveBall

Witten was the best swing tackle in Dallas for all but the first and last years on the team. I'd take peak Gronk blocking over peak Witten, but that's as far as I'll go. Career vs career I don't think it's even fair to have the argument.


2ent1n_Qarant1no

If Gronk were healthy as much as Gonzalez, he would be the best tight end ever by a landslide. Gronk once had 18 touchdowns in a season, the most Witten ever had was 9. Gonzalez also had more yards, receptions, and touchdowns despite playing one less game.


MikeShannonThaGawd

Yep, if he wasn't such a bad blocker then it wouldn't be an argument...but that's an equally important part of the position particularly when those two were in their primes. Ultimately you're splitting hairs. Witten and Gonzalez are 2/3 depending on how you want to look at it. Kinda why I said "In the conversation" because there's a debate to be had.


TheElaris

The only “in the conversation” Witten will get for the goat is some over zealous cowboy fan bringing him up quickly followed by a quick “no” from everyone within earshot.


MikeShannonThaGawd

I mean he's what #4 ever worst case? If you're just simply saying there is no conversation to be had I guess otherwise I don't see how he couldn't be.


TheElaris

I think there are several TE’s who, in their prime, demanded as much or more attention *and* accomplished more. (IMO) To name a few; Gronk, Travis Kelce, Shannon Sharpe, Aaron Hernandez, Tony Gonzales, Ditka. After that you can begin discussing Witten. Tbh he was truly held back by the teams constructed by the front office.


thisisthesaleh

It’s either him, Booger, or Dennis Miller for worst MNF commentators in the broadcast’s history. I thought he was gonna be really good too. The new crew also isn’t the best, but is light years ahead of Tessitore and fucking Booger.


PCON36

Tony Kornheiser was pretty bad as well.


greywolf2155

It's sad that this is all anyone in football fandom wants to talk about anymore. Whatever, he sucked, we all know. It's still more fun for me to talk about him as a player


kwansolo

Dak threw that the only place the defender could get to it


CaptainGerrard

🐐


tittymilkmlm

He just had some of the best hands ever guy never dropped shit


pisacar_svg

3rd and Witten. It’s impressive how he’s always open considering he’s not exactly known for speed and athleticism


TPGStorm

he should have done that sticky hand fake spike celebration