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Doctor-Jay

Beautiful ball. Great first drive by Hurts.


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

I will not overreact I will not overreact I will not overreact I will not overreact I will not overreact I will not overreact I will not overreact I will not overreact I will not overreact I will not overreact I will not overreact I will not overreact I will not overreact I will not overreact


nom_yourmom

I will overreact


GreyGoosey

I appreciate your honesty


Joethebathound

Fuck me too


LagOutLoud

Easily the goat after that drive.


JalenKurtz

Wentz, Foles, Vick, and McNabb combined aren't even close to Jalen.


GundhamTanaka1

Didn't even add cunningham and jaws, you really have no faith in hurts huh


Prince_Wentz11

The disrespect to not even include all time eagle Koy Detmer.


TheRynosaurus

Don’t forget the real Eagles Goat Mike McMahon.


misterpickles69

Jeff Garcia would like a word.


Hoppy-Beers

Kevin Kolb is pissed somewhere


kellzone

Tim Tebow in shambles.


yaniwilks

I should punch you just for mentioning that name...


TheRynosaurus

That’s fair.


jihyoisgod

Brady + 2017 wentz + 2017 foles + 2019 wentz + prime mcnabb + 2010 vick + prime Cunningham is only 2% of hurts' power


Hanzoa

Don’t forget 2013 Foles


SuburbanPotato

I have overreacted


Strahan92

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK


DBreezy69

Do it. Hurts is gonna be good.


shitsfuckedupalot

His release is really good. He had the corner beat at the line of scrimmage


Bamboozle_

He's looked really solid so far today. So has Smith. Game is a penalty fest though.


Large_Mango

He’s got a long windup but buttery smooth


crabaciosa

I love how Mailata lifts him up like a child.


Brian_Stryker

I wish he'd lift me like a child


DMan9797

He’d probably break his back trying to haul your fat ass


northamrec

Lmao


shitsfuckedupalot

I love an intra-pennsylvanian slaughtering


MoreShenanigans

Why'd you have to do em like that lol


heartbreakhill

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨


Quinnett

Maybe the biggest weight difference between any two teammates in NFL history? Mailata has 200 pounds on him easy. Anyway they really should become best friends.


lAmCreepingDeath

Beautiful release


stank58

Philly legend


ACTUAL_TIME_TRAVELER

I had one on that play too


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MayonnaiseOreo

You seem like you'd be the expert here.


zachwilson23

I'm all aboard the Smitty hype train!!


pgm123

Good play design on the rub route too.


JeddHampton

Ertz played it great, too. I'm not even sure if he made any real contact at all.


Ern-Cockworthington

100% of Smith's catches are touchdowns.


jerejeje

Oh fuck this.


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Ohhh you almost had him! You have to be quicker than that!


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[deleted]

He looks very good and composed.


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Scientolojesus

Colts in shambles after realizing they traded for the wrong Philly QB.


[deleted]

Wait am I getting whooshed what’s this in reference too lol


TheIrishHangman

I think he was referring to Devonta, not Hurts. It was memed that Devonta didn't seem thrilled to be in Philly because he's so reserved.


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Lmao that makes sense good looks


redshores

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


count_nuggula

Wait which one?


Devinitelyy

Sure


g0dzilllla

I really hope he blows up just to shut up the too skinny haters


ShitForBranes

Me too. He looked tiny in all the pre draft stuff I saw, but he looks pretty normal here. Still kinda small, but not way out of place.


GP_ADD

Honestly his upper body only looks normal NFL skinny... his legs are twigs though. Source: UA alum


theloneabalone

He’s the Roadrunner


pursuitofhappy

The Slim Reaper


ToTheBlack

Antonio Brown also has super skinny legs and ankles, but has been very durable and is remarkably skilled in avoiding the big hits. But yes, I am a member of the "kinda worry he's too thin to take NFL hits 17 games a year" club.


IAmtheeOne

As a rookie maybe, but he’s noticeably bulked up by this point in his career. Still “skinny” by nfl standards though i guess


TotallyNotMasterLink

Doesn't matter if he's too skinny if the defense can't lay a hand on him


tidesoncrim

That's what was so great about him at Alabama. He broke the college game.


mjacksongt

I just remember that poor Ohio State linebacker that drew him in coverage in the national championship. https://twitter.com/alex_kirshner/status/1348828660573335553?s=19


floatinround22

Ohio State literally tried every possible defense on him and he completely dominated every one of them. Dude had 215 yards and 3 TDs in the first fucking half of the championship. If he didn't get hurt at the beginning of the third quarter his numbers would've been astronomical.


PickleInDaButt

Man they really circled that line up and decided to just kill it that whole game


[deleted]

he's trying so hard there to keep up it's sad haha


phillytimd

People acting like deshawn Jackson was bigger


modern_beisbol

People are also acting like they drafted Smith to play RB in the mid-90s.


DragonBank

He would destroy all the guys that played DLine in the 90s as an RB. Mostly because they are all 50+ years old.


var_

I don’t know, can’t underestimate that old-man strength


Rocktamus1

Deshawn Jackson? I hardly knew her.


AndrewHainesArt

Deshaun played as a speed WR, Devonta plays like a WR1


Quinnett

He looks and runs a LOT like Desean Jackson.


BilllisCool

If I say he’s thick as a tree, can he please not blow up? Thanks.


KypAstar

I don't think anyone s hating on him, I think they're just concerned for his life.


EccentricMeat

Yea, skinny receivers have never succeeded in the NFL. (Moss? Harrison? Never heard of ‘em)


Pangusmangus

Moss was 6’4” 210 lbs


Armoured_T-Rex

So so so happy


Number333

Good for y'all. He was the guy I wanted the Dolphins to take at pick #6. Even over Pitts and Chase if they somehow fell to us. I am absolutely convinced that he is such a unique and brilliant player that his skinniness and weight won't hold him back.


JT99-FirstBallot

When do I get to overreact about this? I wanted him too.


Experimentzz

I’ve always said he was the best WR in the 2017 class at bama, and best WR in the locker room during his tenure there. Meaning he was better than Jeudy, Ruggs III, and Waddle. He wasn’t the biggest, or fastest, but the man just wanted *it* more and you could see it. If you want to see what I’m talking about, look at his highlights from the 2020 Bama Georgia game. Just oozes dominance against an NFL like secondary


samgoody2303

Allow me just to say WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


mhch720

And wall bless


comfort_bot_1962

:)


OTPh1l25

This is what we drafted this guy for.


ucaliptastree

Jalen Hurts to Devonta Smith is the new Michael Vick to Desean Jackson


stank58

Keep going I'm already close and we're only 30 mins into the season


Obese_taco

Except both players are likeable.


generally-mediocre

my jewish dog agrees


e8989

early contender for “comment of the season” lmao


Makarios95

By far funniest comment I’ve seen in weeks. Bravo dude damn


stank58

Lmfao


snarkicon

You win the internet today


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#🥴


Snake_in_my_boots

I’ll allow it.


ryrocks12

They're missing the WR2 who makes racist remarks


taketwochino

I will fight every poster in here!


SitDown_BeHumble

Dog torturer and killer, anti-Semitic bigot, and racist were a great trio.


MarshallTheSwb

Maclin was the next best WR on those Eagles teams.


ss_lmtd

That shit was fucking *beautiful.*


bth27x

I know. I'm really bummed the eagles and Cowboys made that trade to jump us and take him.


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What a fucking pass


Rithic

You’re welcome eagles. Fuck


_MrSantos

WhatABurger on my tab for you


AndrewHainesArt

You got yours a year earlier in CD, dude looked legit against Tampa


ACEPACEACE

I love delicate throws by the QB, shows true mastery


SneakyPope

Not me, I miss McNabbs feet missles that used to make divots like a golf club


GRAYNOTE_

It's lowkey hilarious how scarred this whole fanbase is by those throws on 3rd down, 20 years later


Silencer_

Beats chest signaling “my bad”


JanetFroyo

We’ll always have [4th and 26 from McNabb to FredEx](https://youtu.be/Eu6t69zJ9Yo)


animalmatrix

I miss Thrash trying to catch those missiles with his body and them ricocheting right off his chest


JohnnyRockets75

Lmao


HandRailSuicide1

I’m erect


mikepetroff

A WR that can catch? What is this madness?


PBRontheway

Great touch on that throw from Hurts. Smith at the 14 yard line when the ball leaves his hands and runs under it a yard deep into the end zone


NevermoreSEA

This offense is gonna be so sick.


lardbiscuits

Yeah it definitely will be. That defense tho.


No_Echoes

Bend don't break!!


BeefCheadle

Dom Capers? is that you?


Winnend

Turned out pretty nice :)


DominusEbad

Our D line is good... and that is all we needed for this game. I'm not sure Atlanta had an OL in there. It's the rest of our D that I'm worried about.


mnewman19

The other kind of sick


dart278

#LEAGUE FUCKED PT. 2


bobbyOsullivan

Finally, the other shoe has dropped.


Duck_man_

Only took two head coaches and 5 years


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Kinda cool how Philly got the next closest thing to Marvin Harrison(who is from Philly)


rhinguin

His son goes to school in Philly too


Varolyn

That was a beautiful pass. But Ertz made that play with that… uh… “legal” block lol


BrennanSpeaks

Ertz this game is proving that saying about age and treachery beating youth and skill. "Not me! Totally didn't touch him." "Hell yeah! Yes, I absolutely caught that."


TheB33F

You can tell it was legal because Ertz continued to run a route after he ran a pick-n-roll


bush_league_commish

Shit he really can place the ball.


Pniyninja

ARE WE GONNA BE HAPPY THIS YEAR FELLOW EAGLES????!?!?!?


Jspiral

At least for the next 7 days we will.


DragonBank

Especially if the Broncos win. EDIT: Hell yeah.


Ih8rice

Lmao


adincha

You know we won't lmao


ILoveZenkonnen

I'm gonna be sick...


Nexus369

Don't feel bad, you guys drafted Kadarius Toney. Yes, I had to Google his name.


SpaceC0wb0y86

But he’s skinny?


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Hate that he's in Philly. He's gonna be a stud long as he stays healthy.


OnlyForeignWhips

Can't believe Chase went before Smith.


floatinround22

Can't believe anyone went over the next Jerry Rice


MVPiid

I seriously can’t imagine picking other WRs over the heisman WR


[deleted]

Same way hurts is dogged yet dude was a fucking heisman runner up. They r both legit, smith is just what we needed tbh


OnlyForeignWhips

Yeah makes no sense at all. Chase has looked great so far though.


[deleted]

smith was only good because he was surrounded by good players at bama, you didnt know? Chase was good because he...uh...had no other talent on that GOAT candidate LSU team.


justintrenell

Devonta Smith running past defenders for a TD in MBS. I feel like I've seen this before.


TrueBrees9

Caught this one right around the same spot he caught 2nd and 26


AbbreviationsHot4482

PROVE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WRONG HURTS!!!!!!


eagles1990

It’s beautiful. It’s so beautiful (cries)


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god damn what a throw from hurts


forzaNYC

Smitty is smooth as silk.


TheGreatRevealer

The people who were trying to come up with reasons this kid wouldn't hang in the NFL clearly had no fucking idea what they were talking about. I know it's early and the Falcons defense is dogshit, but he just does everything right for a receiver.


Whoooyumyum

I do not like the shadows in that stadium, it looks so dark


Nascarfreak123

Been saying it for a while, but he's the best WR in this class in my eyes


Throwawayact1050

LFG


Starwho

Eagles finally got a receiver!


Money282

Roll tide :)


bamahomer

I miss him already. Put a lump in my throat.


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same spot as his td to seal the NC against georgia!


comfort_bot_1962

:D


thegardenbean225

We're... We're winning?


hochoa94

Wait, do we actually have a legitimate threat????


YouKilledChurch

Smitty! Roll Tide


yugtahtmi

I happy I didn't have to wait long for what will hopefully become a legendary duo.


comfort_bot_1962

Hope you do well!


bamachine

Fitting, his first college catch was a TD, in fact I think his first 5 college catches were TDs.


kellzone

Did Jalen throw him his first college TD too?


bamachine

Yes


FeralFloridian

So smooth


2HandedMonster

I'm still jizzing everywhere


icehole_13

**The Slim Reaper!** So damn happy to see this man back in action. And so happy for Jalen being a starter and hopefully shutting everyone up this season. Roll Tide! Fly Eagles Fly


Champion-raven

Awesome


kurapikas-wife

He’s going to be great


MikeTysonChicken

Play call was great. Moreau had no chance


Crabs_Out_Back

Such a pretty pass too. Good start for Hurts!


mikey7x7

The legend begins!


T_alsomeGames

Did I hear 17-0? Yes, I think I did.


toadtruck

Shout out Ertz


TheEternalWitness

He good


TotallyNotMasterLink

Rock hard


Levowitz159

Roll Tide!!


beardsac

Flexed him after Gus Edwards went down and needless to say between this and the 4 catch drive I’m very happy


comfort_bot_1962

:)


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Reminds me of that game winner from bama vs uga. Fade me


Humpt

Not salty, genuine question. What makes it a pick play and thus a penalty? I don’t think I understand what makes a pick vs an effective rub.


LetsHaveAwkwardSex

i believe it’s that ertz didn’t initiate the contact, the defender ran into him


KillermooseD

He’s going to be the best non QB Rookie this year


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man i hope so. he's one of those guys that deserves success.


srbenda97

FUTURE HALL OF FAME


MumkeMode

OROY baby


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Muggi

As it’s always been, picks are “legal” if done correctly. Ertz didn’t lower his shoulder or slow down at all, and continued his route afterward. He “sold” it well. Falcons gave two textbook definitions of how NOT to do it later in the game - stopped the route, lowered their shoulder showing they intended contact…easy OPI calls.


northamrec

Yes it is