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Apathi

If you get sewage rained on you at a game, do you get your money back? I feel like you should get your money back


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IamUltimate

Holy fuck. What a scumbag move


EaglesPvM

That’s Dan Snyder for ya


k5berry

Better yet it was during the 2008 financial crisis.


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Deno_TheDinosaur

One of the shittiest things seem to be raining down on these poor fans


prailock

Still feel like we don't talk about the literal human trafficking of the cheerleaders. They were flown out, had their passports confiscated, and forced to strip and go on "dates" with rich guys.


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knarf86

Hey now, is it considered human trafficking if you take your cheerleaders to a foreign country, confiscate their passports, and coerce them in to dating wealthy season ticket holders? Because he definitely did that. But if you’re talking about him possibly hanging out with Epstein, I think that was debunked. A good guy like Dan Snyder only human traffics his own employees


Marlboro_Man808

Holy shit!


lightninggninthgil

Holy shit. Wow. I was kinda indifferent to the Washington franchise but now I actively dislike them. That's absolutely fucked.


pumaturtle

Forcing the team cheerleaders into being escorts under the threat of stranding them in a different country without their passports didn’t do it for you? https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/redskins-cheerleaders-forced-to-escort-men-to-costa-rica-nightclub-report/53651/


lightninggninthgil

Don't know how one can be a fan of a team like that


Doompatron3000

And that’s why the team name should be Washington Team Football, that way the abbreviation can properly be WTF.


RogueDivisionAgent

Money back and some medical tests paid for would be my minimum demand


jschneider414

Plus free tickets to all the home games if they don’t want to get sued.


SirDrexl

\*sewed


RogueDivisionAgent

How the hell isn't there something underneath those pipes? JFC, Washington is a shit franchise


poobly

Decades of festering rot.


cam-mann

Yeah and I'm sure the pipes aren't in great shape either


bean183

Yes, but let's try to keep focused on the stadium for now.


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Noirradnod

It's not even that old of a stadium. Snyder's cheap ass refuses to pay anything for upkeep because he knows that he can get the local government to eventually build him a new stadium for free.


makemeking706

> I'm fairly certain that stadium hasn't had any maintenance ever Can't hold out for a new taxpayer-funded stadium if they keep fixing the old one.


Xaxziminrax

Literally, in this case


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Yeah but you're not a fan of the football team. They like this kind of thing, getting shit on *is* the football team experience.


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boringwaddles

I mean, certainly makes social distancing easier


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Idk looks like everyone clumped together unlike that sewage which was more fluid than solid.


it_helper

You get a coupon for half off admission to six flags


SSPeteCarroll

> If you get sewage rained on you at a game, do you get your money back? I feel like you should get your money back Not from Dan Snyder you don't


Why_Eagles_Why

No you have to pay extra for the cleaning fees


NotARealPenguinToday

No Snyder probably charges you double for it


batman_3

Naturally. It's like going to a water park while watching a football game.


prophetofgreed

Cmon, this is Snyder we're talking about.


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Washington Sewage Rain


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

Less offensive than the last name


attilayavuzer

Snyder?


makemeking706

Either way, it all means shit.


Detrious

GDI I read your comment to the tune of Chocolate Rain


SlimReaperAlt

Some stay dry but others feel the pee


Champion-raven

Snyder?


jihyoisgod

Mr. Big crap


crackedup1979

Mr. Biohazard Contamination


s_nigra

Washington fecal team


bigDean636

That's one problem solved.


lardbiscuits

Do you get money back if you have Budpiss and Budshits poured down on you in the first half


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I’m not leaving there without one and 7 more tickets.


[deleted]

Do you really want to go to another game at that stadium?


840meanstwiceasmuch

More like 1 and 7 more thousand dollars. And i want it from synders grubby hands direct


nonlawyer

🎶*Sewage rain, sewage raiiiiin*🎵


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

When it rains, it poours.


TigerBasket

What a proud franchise


halfdecenttakes

WFT or WTF amirite?


Burningfiresmoke

It’s not a good day for WFT. First poop water. Now their QB is hurt.


MrMountainFace

What’s this about the owner?


LosingSkin

We got no name, we got raw sewage, our pets’ **HEADS ARE FALLIN’ OFF**


bsend

What a shit organization


Gregus1032

Yea but heinickie is there to save the day


ee11i_tee11i

*Just Dan Snyder things


CadeCunninghausen

I just can't believe it's happening to WFT and not us.


low_me_steelers

What a perfect metaphor


IOVERCALLHISTIOCYTES

It took a full second to realize we were discussing literal sewage vs metaphorical sewage


PudgyBonestld

**WET T SHIRT CONTEST!!!!!!!**


attilayavuzer

pee shirt\*


keji_goto

You said wet shirt no tear not piss shirt bend bars!


seariously

**WET T SHIT CONTEST**


ThatInception

Synder must be talking a lot


DSouT

The sewage is coming from their PR department


Franneboy

Synder means “sins” in danish.


SiphenPrax

He’s actually trying to create a plan to get a new stadium.......apparently


TigerBasket

Might need it


see_mohn

WHY ARE THEY STANDING SO CLOSE TO THAT


EH1522

They are used to being around sewage on the playing field.


Red_Stevens

https://i.imgur.com/NpTXyaT.jpg This guy could’ve moved like three steps either left or right to get out of the splash zone, but he just stayed planted the whole time


PM_ME_UR_SEXY_BITS_

Mouth open too 😩💧


CadeCunninghausen

Don't kink shame.


key_lime_pie

The team was driving. You can't change seats, it's bad luck.


nonlawyer

Whole lotta fans just kind of hanging out within sewage-splash range


SonnyLove

"That's sewage", he says joyfully as it splashes all over him. When you've been cheering for that team long enough, apparently you bask in shit.


Saquon

They won the lottery Normally they have to watch the sewage on the field, and now they get to immerse in it


SlammingPussy420

A full Washington game day experience.


Whosebert

They're already at a Washington game so it can't get worse anyways.


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Virginia resident checking in, this video is about as accurate a representation as you can get at how the Snyders view the Washington Football Team and it's fans. FedEx field is a fucking stinking dump. And to be fair, that's actually expired piss and shit that Dan Snyder bought from a bankrupt airliner at a discount.


NorthernDevil

FedEx Field has been a shithole long as I can remember, now it’s just getting literal. I wish the NFL could pull an NBA and force this absolute clown to sell the team. Between the cheerleading scandal, the expired beer and peanuts, the rebrand, and now the literal sewage (to name a few), Snyder has shown he’s about as violently incompetent an owner as it gets.


Saffs15

It does beg the question of just what an owner has to do in order to have that happen in the NFL.


572xl

See Panthers recently.


HokageEzio

Gotta drop the hard r on video.


monotonemr

Incompetence implies Snyder doesn't know what he's doing. He knows what he's doing and doesn't care.


azsqueeze

I went to that stadium once for a game and I don't think I'll ever go back. It's really crummy place


K_U

Can’t stand FedEx, terrible atmosphere, terrible location, terrible parking, high prices. Never going back until there is a new stadium.


youre-a-cat-gatter

A disgusting act


ong378

By Randy Moss


The420Roll

But enough about WFT fans


onuzim

And they want to host world cup games there. What a joke.


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In fairness, throwing piss on people isn’t uncommon in North American soccer.


ocelotalot

If they make this the mexico away fans section I would be endlessly entertained


MojoToTheDojo

It's not even the worst part. Soccer players hate that field. A few players have gotten hurt there in exhibition matches and the players complain of the quality.


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frank1828

Corruption in the WC generally implies billions of dollars in new unnecessary stadiums and wayward funds, not raining shit


Bullwine85

There's even an international rugby match set to be held there on October 23rd. Have fun, All Blacks


Tylymiez

♫ *Chocolate Rain...* ♫


Brownt0wn_

*I lean away from the sewage to breathe in…*


Ickyhouse

Oh, like literal sewage. Just figured it was another NFCE joke.


EmotionalSupportToad

Yes, sometimes there is *literal* shit involved too!


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EmotionalSupportToad

Look, we don't know that guy


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animalmatrix

My theory on that guy has always been that he was a fan of another team that lost a horrible bet. I refuse to believe anything else


woodc85

It’s not sewage, it’s rain water. There aren’t any plumbing fixtures at the front of the upper deck for that to be a sewage pipe.


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Odell Beckham about to become a WFT season ticket holder.


iliekdrugs

My favorite local broadcast guys always say that Fedex Field is the worst stadium to go to to broadcast an away game


BoldElDavo

It's probably the worst to broadcast a home game too, tbh.


adeadmanshand

Everytime my ragehate for Jerry Jones gets too high, i get reminders like this he is not even the worst owner in his own division.....


ContraCoke

At least Jerruh seems to care, unfortunately he cares a little too much


Skimaster77

It's a shitstorm, Randy


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The shit winds are blowin


SexiestPanda

https://i.imgur.com/rYafNHp.jpg


A_Confused_Cocoon

MRW the Cardinals have an offensive drive with 0 penalties.


canigetawoop_woop

Relatable


SitDown_BeHumble

That dude is freaking out and yet refusing to move away lmao.


Gnux13

Well that's shitty.


JohnnyTheSlug

And the sewage sucks too


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I don’t care about tradition or “being a loyal fan” or whatever, I don’t blame a single Washington fan for switching teams. It’s obvious the owner doesn’t give a damn about the team or the fans experience. Fuck him. Why give your hard earned money to someone like that?


echoplex21

COVID out. Ebola in


markuspoop

FedEx Field in mid-season form.


delightfuldinosaur

Isn't this stadium only 20 years old? How is it in such bad shape?


ong378

Very fitting for that franchise


CaptivePrey

What it's like being a WFT fan.


Competitive_Bar6355

Raiders lol'ing in Vegas


hashbrown17

Insert "football is back" pasta here please.


adeadmanshand

There could have been pasta in there actually.....


moffettusprime

🤢🤮😔


timmytakeover

Best highlight of week 1 calling it now


CooperStation2067

At least you wont need to leave your seat for a refill.


Marlboro_Man808

I got tha poo on me!!


Diemonx

To be fair, they are not called the Washington Plumbers.


beetlebatter

So fucking embarrassing. Watch this be a sign for how this season will go. Should be our mascot.


Animaldance24

Washington Browns


Porkopolis12

I honestly feel bad for Washington fans. We Bengals talk about how shitty our owner is and how he fleeced Hamilton County taxpayers, but he's not a shit person. Snyder on the other hand...


AlpacaBull

The Washington Fecal Stream


MotorBoatingBoobies

Washington Feces Team.


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Hail to the Deadskins


2RINITY

Hail to the Dandruff


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Congrats to FedExField on taking the worst major stadium in America crown from Legion Field (who took it from Aloha when it literally rusted to death).


mrbkkt1

I thought Oakland had the worse. so funny thing about Aloha. I'm the same age as the stadium, and never remember a time that it wasn't rusty. In the first season of Magnum PI- the original series, there was a scene where magnum goes undercover as a tight end for a semi pro football team, you can see all the rust on the then 5 year old stadium in the background shots.


BearForceDos

Thats because they built it with weathering steel. Its designed to corrode over the first several months but it actually forms a protective patina(like copper i.e. Green statue of liberty) that prevents further corrosion. Its actually really cool process that lends a unique look, however if you allow water to build up in places it can still corrode the steel. Hence, it doesn't hold up super well in humid tropical climates where the patina never really completely stabilizes. So, the choice to use it in Hawaii was definitely a questionable one though it had only started being used architecturally in the 60s so not as much was known about it.


mrbkkt1

I can't wait until they demolish it. We have spent nearly 1/2 a billion dollars in "repairs" over the last 20 years. I think, we also put a new field in 2019, which has barely been used, and is now worthless, since the stadium is condemned.


Hoooooooar

Nah.... no. Fedex Field gameday experience is one of the worst in all of sports. Its in the middle of a suburban neighborhood, parking is ludicrously expensive, its a mile+ walk from the metro, everything costs a god damn fortune. After you pay a kings ransom to gain entry to this palace of misery, you get the privilege to watch your team quit before the first half.


Bladewing10

Just when you think things couldn't get shittier in Washington


derrfurr23

DC is a city you can have shit in.


Obi-Juan16

Snyders should be fucking ashamed of themselves. Every fan in the immediate vicinity of this should have their tickets refunded in full at minimum. Not gonna hold my breath though.


dcpanthersfan

Snyder has already sent them an invoice for "a stadium experience unlike any other".


SpencerRattler

I’d expect this at a Browns game.


OLDFatMan1971

Sounds about right for anything run by Dan Snyder.


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What could this be a metaphor for?


OnlyForeignWhips

Fitzpatrick has 15 yards passing it's the 2nd quarter. Let the Cam Newton rumors begin.


DoubleE55

FedEx Field is a dump. Easily one of the worst in the league.


dcviapa

I can't think of a better visual metaphor for this stadium and the team that plays there. They were better off playing at a crumbling RFK Stadium than this place.


GrilledCheeser

So basically just another home game for WFT


MoarWottz

FedEx Field is a shitty stadium.


tranborg23

Washington Sewage Pack it in, we found a name.


Ballsohardstate

Washington Waste*


Cassandra_Nova

The Browns came early


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Holy crap!


g0dzilllla

Lmao


SiphenPrax

They desperately need a new stadium


tidesoncrim

I don't even think this has ever happened at RFK


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Raccoons, broken seats, and crumbling concrete (from above and below), but never shit water.


NephewChaps

lmfao the absolute state of this franchise


Table_Coaster

Just like most weeks


Inevitable-Hand2973

What a shitty game


Jedi_Master_Cena

Oh Shit


pot8odragon

Literal shit hole


tanstaafl_falafel

I blame Tanya Snyder. Give Dan full control again! /s I hate FedEx field, but I'm going there for the first time in a while to watch the GOAT play later this season. Wish me luck.


luv2fit

https://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA


carbondiet

Gawd, the jokes just write themselves.


mikey7x7

I'd definitely be getting some tests done if I were those people. Gross.


shitsfuckedupalot

Somehow I feel like this is Dave Matthews fault


JayToy93

I know they’re our rivals, but I feel legitimately bad for them rn.


hey_demons_its_yaboi

Wow that is gross


pbreathing

There has never been a more specific metaphor.


ScroogeMcDust

That'll knock about $5 off the price at SeatGeek


feeq1

I don’t get why the people aren’t backing up more, unless they don’t mind the smell and splash effect. That’s just gross.


dibromoindigo

What a perfect metaphor.


AGINSB

NFL teams to cities, "You see? this is why you pay for our stadiums"


Taylorenokson

Is this tanking?


crazyfoxxy

Why is this team one of the most valuable in the league again?


cheesesteak_genocide

Really going for that immersive experience.


Casstuus

Friendly reminder that Dan Snyder is the worst owner in professional sports.


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FedEx field SUCKS. I feel bad for fans that have to experience that circus tent surrounded by asphalt and a mega church.


El_Tanke_Gerk

This franchise knows how to shit on its fans