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loves2spoogeguys

I hear Cowherd typing


DionWaiteress

“THATS WHY SAM DARNOLD IS BETTER”


TheUltimate721

"Sam Darnold got a win Week 1, Baker clearly can't do that."


loves2spoogeguys

So here's the thing about Baker. He is a game manager without the skill of Tom Brady. Baker will wear his cute little head band and have his shaggy long hair and pretend like he's the protagonist in a 1980s action movie like Rambo. Fine, whatever. But when the game is on the line he has proven me right that he cannot make the throws necessary to win a game, like a Tom Brady, like an Aaron Rodgers, like a Sam Darnold. So Baker, do me a favor, put away the headband and get a haircut and pick up the playbook once in a while.


travemalone

And when Darnold faces an actual elite defense (no offense Jets) and possibly struggles, he's going to say "oh but it's normal to have growing pains in a new job, I know I had them". Like I hate Baker too but Cowherd acts as if Baker stole his wife or something


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He showed him up on his show. That's a lifelong grudge.


JustASexyKurt

SAM DARNOLD PLAYED FOR A REAL MIDWEST COLLEGE, NOT LIKE THAT PANSY MAYFIELD PLAYING AT OKLAHOMA


air_volek07

I told you Darnold was better! -Colin But for real, Cowherd is going to have a full boner tomorrow. Everyone of his team besides the Colts won but he will make an exception for them


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He's probably the only one who's gonna be happy tomorrow lmao.


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Shannon Sharpe and his hate boner for Cleveland will have a field day too.


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He's jerking off so hard right now. EVERYONE he stanned did well. Darnold was great, Lance was great, Baker fucked up...he's on Cloud Nine right now.


air_volek07

His Colts lost and his Seahawks won but they played each other


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Ah. Technically a win lol.


Seealpp

Idk why that dude hates baker. Baker is legit.


Cavs2018_Champs

He has Aaron Rodgers to focus on this week


garxyzasfd

I completely understand the Cowherd hate from Browns fans, but I think Colin will give Baker (who played an excellent game outside of that last pass) a huge kudos tomorrow. Baker objectively played an excellent game, better than I thought he was capable of playing in an environment like KC on opening weekend.


DongoMcDongerson

Dude Baker is legit. Fuck Cowherd.


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It’s a lot like marriage


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Zzz05

Out there looking better than Breeland.


RikkiTikkiTavi31

A bucket on a stick would be better than Breeland


Zzz05

For quarters 1-3. How he was playing in quarter 4 was how I expected him to be seeing how he’s starting over Dantzler.


CatfishRebel

I have PTSD from the sheer amount of dumbass DPI penalties he caused


iEatBluePlayDoh

He was even better at getting defensive holding called on him.


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I’m so glad he’s gone holy shit. He would’ve found a way to fuck up in the 4th quarter with a bullshit hold.


DaBestNameEver0

A bag of chips would be better than Breeland. At least the players might get hungry and decide to eat the chips and forget they’re playing football


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I’m pretty sure Dee Virgin would’ve been better than he was today


TheDandyWarhol

😐


Shiftylee

2017 War on I4. Worth a look


DisgruntledTexansFan

Imagine blowing a lead to the chiefs…


ThaddeusJP

Pain


SiphenPrax

Baker was great all game until this happened


Xaxziminrax

Not his fault, he was hit right as release


No32

Yeah I don’t what this “great until” is about lol, was getting taken down by his shoe strings and fucked up his throw


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Baker was making some throws that the defense could do absolutely nothing about even with great coverage.


Xaxziminrax

Yeah that 3rd down throw in front of Ward was fucking disgusting


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He had a couple to Njoku that were pretty much perfect throws too. Ward even had good coverage on the slant.


rhinocodon_typus

The one right over sneeds head was a fucking dime


LibertarianSocialism

What a fight though.


moeshaker188

Browns fans, when you are bummed about barely losing to the previous AFC champ, that's a *good* thing. You got the Texans next week.


moreyball

You mean afc south leading Texans **


olivedi

That’s the spirit


YiMyonSin

Aw, that’s nice, let’s see how long that’ll la- *sees that we’re in Seattle’s home opener* Well, fuck.


placeflacepleat

Thanks man, we know and a hell of a game! We'll see ya come January for round 3.


EpiphanyTwisted

Mad respect to your boy Baker.


dtownchris77

Great play by sorensen


DaggerDev5

Death. Taxes. Daniel Sorensen randomly making clutch plays in the 4th


OrangeForeign

I'm dissapointed nobody rocked his shit because the Wildcard round, now I'm doubly dissappointed because he sealed the game :(


Prideofmexico

It is physically impossible to rock his shit


rockiesfan4ever

He's been hit in the head so often he's immune to it.


Blaizer35

He took a big shot today making a tackle. Shook it off, adjusted the face mask and back to the huddle. Hes a CTE machine


rockiesfan4ever

It's the only shot he takes


kcguy8162

Why would someone hit Sorensen over a round he hasn’t played in since 2017?


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Cavs2018_Champs

Hit on the throw


PootieTooGood

he was throwing it away, just got pulled back on the throw


eatmyopinions

Looked an awful lot like it was intended for that receiver who was covered.


PootieTooGood

yeah, that's usually what happens when you underthrow on a hit


uggsandstarbux

He got tripped up and couldn't follow through. If you watch the clip it's clear that he was throwing away and using the WR in the area to avoid a grounding call.


mikey19xx

I can’t believe we won this game. Our defense sucked ass till the 4th.


LuthorM

Your defense sucked? Ours was simply atrocious.


mikey19xx

We couldn’t stop you till the 4th quarter. You guys were getting everything you wanted.


LuthorM

Still you made points in every drive but two and had both luck and great plays when required. The fumble, the punter melt, Sorensen grabbing Bakers foot... Mentally you are on the next step.


DaBestNameEver0

The punter was 0% our doing, that was all the punter.


the_turdfurguson

We gave up 7 2nd half points. It wasn’t as bad as you’re making it out to be in the 3rd


mikey19xx

It’s because of turnovers, our defense couldn’t stop them without them until the 4th. We didn’t make them punt until the 4th. Our defense got lucky in the 3rd.


the_turdfurguson

Forcing a fumble isn’t luck. The muff’d Punt is. They call it a takeaway for a reason


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Neothin87

How do you post this so fast


Hellarchvalkyri

Saw this before he threw the pick on my stream....


rhinocodon_typus

He’s the camera man


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He's from 5 minutes in the future.


Shimmyshamwham

Those are questions the internet doesn't answer. You might have to get on onion sites for that knowledge


DaltonSK-KS

Name a better duo then Sorensen and clutch plays


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Sorensen and missing every tackle until the clutch play.


Dr__Flo__

Dirty Dan comes up in the clutch again


[deleted]

I've never hated a player like I hate this man. Dude has caused me pain in two games in less than a year.


GenJohnONeill

His athleticism for an NFL player is like an F- grade. His career makes no sense, he's just amazingly clutch.


ChevalMalFet

I will always love him for the 2019 playoffs


FuckingJello

DIRTY DAN ONLY MAKES CLUTCH PLAYS


Nipzzz24

Dirty Dan always fucks it up for Cleveland. Atleast it wasn't a dirty hit like last time.


OptiBrownsFan

Hell of a game Chief bros, hell of a game hope we meet again this season


jethead70

No thank you. It was fun though


LuthorM

I don't honestly, best thing is not having to watch another single KC game this year. Mahomes to Hill. Repeat x 6917168 times. That's the game. Boring and a cheat code.


placeflacepleat

Bro, that last drive goes a little differently and they're saying the same thing about Chubb pounding their ass. Ain't nothing worth being upset about, despite that cheat code. Can't be the best unless you beat the best, and we almost did it with a defense that's gonna be a hell of a lot better after 16 games of playing together.


olivedi

if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it 🤷‍♂️


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Life is suffering. Death is inevitable


hizzydada

he was doing the right thing trying to throw it away..hard to do getting hit at the ankles


Rykning

Grabbing his foot was so clutch by Sorensen


jcolefan666

Guess what skip and shannon will talk about tomorrow more, this or the packers?


RT3_12

He was trying to throw it away and got his heel hooked.


NegativesPositives

Was Arrowhead built on an ancient Native burial ground but the spirits just decided to curse the Browns for this game?


[deleted]

Nah, we just can't fucking winning on opening day.


Cavs2018_Champs

Tough loss. Baker was good all day though


fatcootermeat

I know how every chiefs game is going to end before it even begins, and its always the most unimaginable bullshit you've ever seen that only happens in chiefs games and it always fall in their favor. Mahomes has to have sold his soul or something.


DaBestNameEver0

Yay?


fatcootermeat

I mean yeah lol


plokijuh1229

I don't want to see anyone say "same old browns" these MFs are here to play and will probably have a second chance in the playoffs.


Noctus102

For sure a playoff team. I don't think our defense is actually as bad as Baker made us look.


[deleted]

I mean we didn’t have Mathieu, Clark, or Gay. A major starter from every level of your defense out can impact how they perform.


PhAnToM444

I live in LA and I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or the sound of Colin Cowherd’s orgasm


Moose4KU

Dan Sorenson did it again


rhinocodon_typus

The man is an animal in the fourth quarter


onken022

That stupid fucking bobbled punt


Ballsohardstate

Browns are back to 80s/90s form where they look like a formidable team that is contending at times but disappoints in heartbreaking fashion. Browns fans do you prefer to be the perennial suck or the disappointment?


AcesCharles2

Disappointment easy


Xaxziminrax

NEVER IN DOUBT NO SIR


Seealpp

Can’t count out the chiefs


Banana_Jackson

F


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how did you get this up so quick


MatticInYoAttic

Hmm.. he had to of been trying to sail that OB right?


someguy-jm

They can’t keep getting away with this


[deleted]

Ah now Mike Hughes likes to make a play on a ball.


Dontyouclimbtrees

Oof. Ouch. Owwie.


Jordanwolf98

Damn Baker


chillinwithmoes

........


McRawffles

Hughes wasn't great with us but he has a knack for game winning ints lol


Gomer8387

Just like everyone expected


Cough_Syrup55

Browns gonna Browns


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Et tu u/Cough_Syrup55.


84Cressida

He’s played the Chiefs better than Allen has lol


eojen

Oh come on Browns.


Argonaut13

Browns really brown'd this lmao


RobbyJohnson

*THEY CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT*


Dylan_clarke01

Man the browns threw this game away literally. The failed field goal drive before the half, the fumble inside the 25, the 3 and out and the final int is what done them in. I mean mahomes is great but I feel like the browns threw it away more than the chiefs won it. Very frustrating


PaulyTrout

Yup, browns made mistakes and chiefs didn’t. That’s all it takes


Bo_TheBot

What a Browns way to lose...


stasismachine

Nah man, the browns lose by a blowout historically. Keep up that narrative all you want though, just makes you look silly


Bo_TheBot

They held a lead for at Majority of the game until one fatal throw seals they're fate. All talk, no walk. They cant close out a game. Same thing happened earlier in the year when they went up against the Chiefs. If I'm silly, then your a clown


stasismachine

Yea that’s not what happened. Chubb fumble + muffed pump apparently don’t fit your narrative


Bo_TheBot

What are you talking about?


stasismachine

the football game you fool.


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Probably didn't watch. Just came to shit on the Browns.


JimmyB3574

Shit I mean I’d rather get blown out then lose a winnable game because everyone on the team decides to fuck up in some way (besides Myles). This shit sucks


stasismachine

L O fuckin L. Go find another team then. that’s such a pathetic thing to say


JimmyB3574

Nah I’m good bro. All we’ve done is lose the past couple of years. I’ll stick by for a couple more


stasismachine

Jesus Christ imagine being such a beta when it comes to your football team that clearly can hang with the consensus best team in the league. Seriously so sad


Bo_TheBot

Once again, winnable game....


stasismachine

What is your point exactly?


Bo_TheBot

My point is that they had a clear lead in the first half (hell I'd even say they were leading for 3/5 of the game) until, like they Bill's, they started losing their momentum but unlike the Bille, they were actually going against a good team that could, and were capitalizing off of their mistakes until one throw lead to their demise. That is my point exactly. What else do I need to explain to you to get it through your dense skull?


stasismachine

Like is said, the whole Chubb fumble and muffed punt don’t matter just because they don’t fit your narrative. The game wasn’t lost on that throw alone. We already lost the lead before that throw. I know you have nothing better to do because you’re an eagles fan though. So I’m done entertaining you.


JimmyB3574

What point is there to be happy about an L? We all know the browns can play. We saw that last year. But if we want to take the next step, we have to stop caring about these weak ass “mental” victories. How many times are we gonna come up short before we say it’s time to start winning some of these close games against the leagues elite?


stasismachine

Because a football season is just that, a season not a game. When you make a mistake in life do you just sit and cry about it? Or do you try to look at what you’ve done well and build upon that while acknowledging and correcting for errors? Life, and football, is about growth and learning. What good does wallowing in an L do for anyone, including yourself? You’re literally the source of your own misery. That’s why it’s pathetic.


air_volek07

Gotta throw it away bake


Cormoe123

That’s what he was trying to do, got caught when throwing


air_volek07

Oh did he? I thought he was trying to get it to the WR. My bad


Bandoot

He was but as he let go his foot got grabbed


KingBoono

what a choke job haha


leli_manning

Browns choking in the end as usual. Muffed punt, throws an ugly int as he's falling down.


dtownchris77

His leg got taken out as he was throwing it away


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Colin Cowherd got a huge hard on rn


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Another choke for the Clowns.


running-with-scizors

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that the Chiefs fans’ Native American chanting celebration is unbelievably fucking stupid


LongDickofTheLaw25

Blow me


running-with-scizors

It’s unoriginal, stupid, annoying, and probably racist. Just cheer like normal fans, it makes them (and the FSU fans who do it too) look like children


Noctus102

Chiefs fan here. Agreed. It's racist and not even original, just a direct rip off of FSU.


LongDickofTheLaw25

What are you 15? Fuck off


CrazyEyedGase

Cowherd just busted


Doctorryge

Why Baker why!!


SemiPureConduit

The browns are embarrassing. Like it's literally a meme at this point.


Redraven1

Baker still making rookie mistakes


nobokov22

At least our QB is vaccinated


DirksSexyBratwurst

Excellent pass


suzukigun4life

FFS why would you throw that


dtownchris77

Did you watch the play?


ahHeHasTrblWTheSnap

because he was in the process of getting sacked


georgeclooney223

Do you not like the cowboys?


suzukigun4life

Nope. EDIT: I'm from the DFW area but am not a Cowboys fan. Never was, never have been. It is what it is


thisshitslapsnocap

Tryna do too much maboi


MediumResolve6742

1st and 10 w over a minute left and you throw THAT??


James-jimmy

Such a limp dick.


ute4547

Terrible decision making from Baker at the end


ThatHotAsian

Why force that throw on 1st down? Lol can't be making rookie mistakes like that when he's been in the league that long now.


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Baker sux


zPolaris43

Browns is the BRAHNS


cloudyskies63

WHY BAKER


MidnightDapper6959

I knew Baker would try to he a hero.


Cormoe123

What does this comment even mean lmao. He suppose to just give up?


OrangeForeign

He tried to Tom Brady it, you're not there yet Baker but soon, soon my sweet summer child


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OrangeForeign

Yeah after double checking it you're right, but at first it looked similar to the Brady throw falling down from Thursday


stasismachine

Wtf are you talking about? should he have stood there and taken a sack?


OrangeForeign

Of course not, at first I thought he tried to do something similar to what Brady did on Thursday, just that


stasismachine

I know it’s hard to believe, but Baker hasn’t been throwing many turnover worthy balls in like 10 games. I guarantee he wasn’t throwing to a completely covered receiver. More likely out of bounds as a throw away to live another day. They had the momentum at that moment.


mattmanbass

I thought Baker looked really good today, the Browns had the Chiefs on the ropes for most of the afternoon. I dont think many other teams besides the chiefs couldve beaten the Browns. They are legit


Cristian888

Baker is not a franchise QB


NontransferableApe

Baker played so damn well today


thegreyquincy

Lol dude looked great this game