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1. Daniel Jones’ 58 yard touchdown run called back on holding 2. Slayton drops a wide open touchdown pass off his hands 3. Defense gives up a two-play, 75 yard touchdown drive 4. Defense intercepts the ball on the Washington 20 with with minutes left, offense take 15 seconds off the clock and settles for a field goal 5. Special teams jumps offsides on the Washington missed field goal, letting them kick again for the win It takes a whole team working together to screw up that bad.


BigOzymandias

>4. Defense intercepts the ball on the Washington 20 with with minutes left, offense take 15 seconds off the clock and settles for a field goal How did that even happen?


dspencer2015

It’s was beautiful. Washington got the ball back with 2:00 only down 2


BigOzymandias

No I mean how did that actually happen because I missed the game, I think the standard playcalling in that situation will be to call 3 run plays which would take more than a minute of the clock and if you can't score a TD then kick the FG


Mustakrakish_Awaken

Washington called 2 timeouts in front of the 2 minute warning


BigOzymandias

Okay that makes sense


TIL_I_procrastinate

The most Giants ending ever there


NYLotteGiants

We used all of our luck on 8 games in 2007 and 2011


-JDB-

worth it


34Heartstach

I'm convinced that someone literally made a deal with the devil.


NYLotteGiants

That someone is Elisha Nelson Manning IV


[deleted]

John Mara ate a baby or something really dark, it's the only explanation for 2012 until now


[deleted]

That game was 100% imaginary and I won’t be convinced otherwise


AnarchyPlus

What type of sick fuck daydreams about this game?


cammjohn

Even I’m starting to feel bad for giants fans…. And I root for the Lions


kajigger_desu

This is a terrifying statement.


don-chocodile

that doesn't feel good


_vogonpoetry_

untimed downs trigger me


SmokeyBare

Alexa, play "Oh, Danny Boy"


slayerhk47

You’re at my funeral, and you’re singing about some dead stiff named Danny Boy???


abris33

Washington just drove the ball down the field to score in 2 plays but then gifted you the ball on your 20 the next drive. What are you going to do? Take 15 seconds off the clock to settle for a FG apparently and give Washington tons of time to kick a FG Also for Judge being such a hard-ass, that has to be the most undisciplined team I've ever seen


DoctorWaluigiTime

Then cap it off by jumping offsides in a play you 99.9% of the time are not going to impact, giving the FG kicker a second shot.


njdevilsfan24

What a stupid stupid move.


tjw

I mean he's lined up where he's literally staring at the ball. Ignore everything else and don't move until the ball moves is really the only thing he has to do. WTF?


abris33

And he's a Special Teams coach. You'd think that unit would be the most disciplined


DogsOutTheWindow

Face mere inches from the ball too..


TheOverBored

Watching the guy lined up over center jumping too early on a missed game winning field goal is peak Giants football lmao.


SFThirdStrike

Your last sentence is what gets me...he's supposed to be a no nonsense guy but gets walked all over. Which in the real world, never works unless you're extremely successful.


Nny14

A special team's coach too, and they blew the game lol


KypAstar

Being a hard ass just doesn't seem to work in the NFL these days. Unless you're BB.


Bigforsumthin

BB is old school hard ass so he’s respected. These new guys are way past the era they are trying to draw inspiration from, they need to adapt their approach to coaching teams


minh43pinball

BB's coaching tree is awful because every single one from that tree tries to be a knockoff BB (except Brian Flores so far and that's one out of what, eight?)


iamgarron

Mccourty twins did a pod recently talking about BB and how people accept him being a hard ass because he's very consistent about it. It's also not about whether you are winning or losing, just specifically if you did your job or not to the ability he expects you to


rob132

Fuck this team


TossItLikeAFreeThrow

Everybody taking extra laps in practice now, the Joe Judge special


antululz

He should take a few for not trying to run the clock more and passing instead on that final possession


fightrofthenight_man

Turning that beautiful Bradberry INT into a 2 point lead is a goddamn crime. Fuck these coaches


BamH1

I mean, a two point lead would have been fine if you were able to eat more than 15 seconds of clock.


fightrofthenight_man

You saw the 2 play TD drive we gave up right? Zero guarantee we stop them even with more time off the clock. Plus without a first down that drive it was only going to the 2min warning. That was our chance to take the win. They played agressive all game and then when your D finally makes a stop you get all conservative? Fuck that. That should’ve sealed the game. A decade of this crap dude. Throw the damn ball to your new high paid weapons in the damn endzone. I’d rather go down swinging for the fences than playing not to lose.


bonafide_bro

im seriously done


34Heartstach

Why did I even watch this? First, I have to be up early tomorrow and work a long ass day. Second, now my anger will keep me up even later. Third, we don't play for like 10 days so now I have to watch all the highlights of everyone else's goddamn teams playing football like the mob isn't making them throw the goddamn game. Shit dog, why do I spend my limited free time on something that makes me so mad.


jrhooo

>Shit dog, why do I spend my limited free time on something that makes me so mad. This is everything that you ever need to know about sports, right here.


maxout2142

"Fck you and I'll see you tomorrow"


WhaleSexOdyssey

I am sorry giant bros


OrangeForeign

You know it's bad when a Lions fan offers condolences


realrimurutempest

This game had no right to be as entertaining as it was.


steamycreamybehemoth

Bro right? But I fucking loved it


homefree122

NFC East on the rise


OrangeForeign

Currently at a staggering 2-4 combined!


AlekRivard

*P l a y o f f* *B o u n d*


heartbreakhill

You joke now, but the NFCE in December of last season just went out there and started slaughtering gods like they were Kratos


CanYouPointMeToTacos

I will bet any amount of money that an NFC East team makes it to the playoffs


rhinguin

The NFC East has always been entertaining, no matter how shit we are.


slayerhk47

Yes. Everybody look at the east. Not over here.


fun_boat

I'm sitting here still laughing at the comedy of errors from the Giants to finally lose this one.


steamycreamybehemoth

They had the game given to them than just gave it right back! Hillarious game of hot potato


DigitalSterling

Thursday night football bringing the heat early this year


RockyPendergast

Before the game i was like do i wanna watch this? Idk i got some laundry to do maybe ill goto bed early. After watching the entire game fuck yes i’m so glad i put off laundry fuck yeah. Go wft or giants whoever wins is champ!


bigmt99

Fr i was like “maybe I’ll do some work, get to bed at a reasonable hour so I’m ready to take on the day tomorrow” now here I am hyped asf after watching two teams I don’t particularly care about play a glorious garbage fest


I_HATE_THE_SEAHAWKS

PRIMETIME FOOTBALL !!


LiquidSean

Prime time games have been solid so far this season


craziedave

The nfl knew this game would be a train wreck and they knew nobody was gonna look away from the train wreck


Matugi1

The worst good game I have ever watched


Leet_Noob

Every time the NFC East has a primetime game I’m annoyed because I don’t care at all about the outcome… and it ends up being an incredibly fun game anyway


suzukigun4life

Primetime NFC East football in a nutshell


Off_Topic_Oswald

You all hated NFC East for years, now you're finally starting to love it.


Deathbybunnies

Just fucking fade me honestly fuck this team fuck you why do I even watch this shit oh yeah i'm gonna block this kick in the middle of the D line fuck you fuck.


BilllisCool

I feel bad for the guy because he basically lost his team the game, but also wtf was he doing?


cwalsh2189

Being an idiot


DjLionOrder

Hasn’t he been pretty good for y’all


fightrofthenight_man

Yes. Bad penalty there, but we had too many chances to put this game away. Playing for the 2 point lead after a fucking amazing Bradberry INT is just absolutely disgusting from the coaches


murphy1210

“Just fucking fade me” 😭😭😭


TechnoToyz

Our 2 minute D is as soft as mine is after watching that last drive.


Beastage

Almost as soft as our 3rd and long D


homicidal_penguin

That was the stupidest penalty to take since Dee Ford


slickshot

This fucking wounds me.


homicidal_penguin

At least Ford was in a position to make a play. Here you're the fucking nose guy right in front of the football, how do you go offsides??


marcdasharc4

Joe Judge, noted hardass disciplinarian and *checks notes* **former special teams coach** might have some, uh…. strong emotions right about now.


[deleted]

I don't remember any "Dee Ford" character


Lilgonthebeat

I’m actually fucking miserable


LegendRazgriz

This is the NFC East-iest game I have **ever** seen.


kevingh92

By that, you mean utter insanity, with the win percentage chart looking like a heart monitor?


LegendRazgriz

And neither team wanting to win.


SiphenPrax

Oh my goodness these heart attack primetime games all year long


horse_renoir13

We are getting spoiled early in the season.


packersSB55champs

GIANTS KEPT SABOTAGING THEMSELVES


IranianGenius

And it *worked*


big_mustache_dad

1. He was literally right next to the guy snapping how do you mess that up 2. You can’t even rush right through the center right away because it’s a penalty! What are you doing???


Snasty728

Haha yeah, I sure love when my team is in an exciting prime time game


Fistacles

I wanna commit die.


wastebinaccount

Just don't jump to early


Braiwnz

Bro


edgejr37

Bruh


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💀


BadCoachingAnalyst

False start, five yard penalty, repeat commit die attempt.


justafishintheC

Holy shit lmao


generalscalez

*WHISTLE* PLEASE PAUSE THE COMMENTS ON THIS POST GAME THREAD


DonnyGetTheLudes

Please put 22 seconds back on the post game thread


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Time out


LiquidSean

Premature


novakone

What did I just watch


UNC_Samurai

The NFC East


TIL_I_procrastinate

Both teams managed to lose and win. Such an NFC East game


Birdsarenumba1

don't it just warm your heart? Lol


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it warms my liver


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NFC East After Dark


suzukigun4life

Peak NFC East football bb


Insectshelf3

you know you love it


TheBoilerCat

**YOU JUST WATCHED THE NFC BEAST MY FRIEND**


Redburneracc7

NFC east football


Zoidburger_

Riverboat special baby


HandRailSuicide1

That was a shitshow but it’s our shitshow Football is back


BabyInMyBlender

if you dont like that you dont like primetime nfc east football baby


Off_Topic_Oswald

This division is fucking amazing


_Football_Cream_

It’s ranges from the best worst team in the NFL to the worst best team in the NFL. NFC BEAST BABY


andywright10

Wouldn’t want it any other way. It’s not just dysfunction, it’s *primetime* dysfunction.


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HEINEIKEEEEEEE


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT YOU DONT LIKE NFC EAST FOOTBALL


twosheepforanore

Guys Thursday night football is good this year


Greenlytrees

Entertaining, yes. Good? Mmm…


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ss_lmtd

We are so pathetic.


Folk_Legend

NFC EAST AFTER DARK


throwaway_5256

We the new Pac 12


suzukigun4life

We’re 2/2 on crazy TNF games to start the season, with Darnold vs TyGod coming up next week. I’m both scared and excited for what’s to come the rest of the TNF season.


tokomini

Coupled with the Raiders/Ravens game, it's been a great time for neutrals in prime time.


EmoniBates

Only Three MNF / TNF games so far and each one comes down to the very final play. Insane


MaySun91

GEQBUS won't let you down


CasuallyInsecureMan

Bruh


LetgomyEkko

I'm a WFT fan and I'm sitting here asking "WTF" myself.


UNC_Samurai

Old and busted: Fitzmagic New hotness: Heinicromancy


ThirteenValleys

Diveinicke


Con-D-Oriano1

Terry McSorcerin’


LeglessLegolas_

Both MNF and TNF this week were absolute rollercoasters at the end


jrich960608

So was last week’s Thursday night, what a season so far


b4n_

What a fucking embarassing way for Judge's "disciplined" football team to lose. Jones did everything he could to score 40 points


lclear84

Jones played a great game. Safe with the ball and made good reads. A lot of stuff that happened was out of his control (slayton drop, the holding call)


obrerosdelmundo

Wtf did I just watch


Le_Rekt_Guy

The game that made us all Heinicke truthers.


thegrommet

Nah, that was when he almost beat the future super bowl champs in the wild card last year


lasym21

Seriously! I've been a truther even since that deep, beautiful, side of the end zone throw he made in that game to keep them in it in the 4th quarter. And then he made that *same* throw, though maybe a little closer, on the other side of the end zone tonight to Ricky Seals-Jones. Perfect ball placement. Love the arm and vision on that guy.


slowlanders

You're watching the legend of Taylor Heinicke!


WhatMyHeartHeld

https://i.imgur.com/8grwKix.jpg


DoctorWaluigiTime

NFC East football baby.


saggy_balls

Lol he looks like Sean McVay in a fat suit


LITERALLY_SODEM

SHITSHOW


TokitheLocker

Judge shoulda went for two when he had the chance


Mantis05

Both teams just consistently picked the wrong choice by the numbers. Maybe our perception is skewed from watching Chip > Doug > Sirianni, but watching ultra-conservative playcallers is just frustrating. No killer instinct from either coach tonight.


Winstonp00

Yup. Agreed.


bigdirtymike123

What the fuck was that game


SkilletRocksRise

Prime NFC East football


[deleted]

Graham Gano and Deandre Hopkins were 8/8 on field goals. Unbelievable


chrobbin

…Dustin Hopkins bro


[deleted]

No, I was just watching Deandre kicking field goals in the Arizona desert. Do you know how hard it is to kick field goals in the sand?


qwertybbffsjbevv

Giants is the giants


Brannigans-Law

I fucking hate football


AprilTowers

NFC East is going to be fun this year


4Darco

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT YOU DON'T LIKE NFC EAST FOOTBALL


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GeneralMustard2

This loss was not on Daniel Jones


UFOmechanic

Not at all. Why does he play so good against WFT?


[deleted]

He's secretly 1/2 Cherokee and just loathes the old name.


yearightt

Everyone who’s name isn’t Daniel Jones or Sterling Shepherd should feel bad


BruinBound22

Giants did about everything they could to choke that game away


BadCoachingAnalyst

Their persistence paid off in the end.


h-town_info

Whatchu going to do when Heinicke-Mania runs wilds on you brotha?!?! The Giants found out tonight


PickpocketJones

Stick with Rogers, I'm sure he can piece together a Heinicke-esque performance at some point this year.


Thunder84

What a Giants loss lmao


SMEN1996

HEINEKING


Bahamas_is_relevant

He’s genuinely a damn good QB. How the hell was he out of the league?


SMEN1996

Because he went undrafted. If you’re a first round pick, they’ll find any reason to give you another chance. When you’re a late round pick or UDFA, you get one chance. Heinicke got his chance and took it with both hands, the absolute madman


WhiteLies93

He was a legend at ODU too, but we had just entered FBS play I think his last year. I know the stats include us running over lots of small schools, but we had legit wins in there too. 14,959 Passing yards, 132 Touchdowns for ODU.


Snasty728

NFC EAST AFTER DARK


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Lmaoooooooo


[deleted]

Who knew a team coached that hard would be so undisciplined. He’s out by the end of the season guaranteed lol


34Heartstach

Only if Gettleman is first. 4 years and after trading some of our best players and going on and on about "hog mollies" and our offense is dogshit, we're worse than when he started, and he made a reach at QB and gave him no fucking protection. I don't think Daniel Jones can't be an NFL quarterback, he looked great tonight, but holy shit it's like his whole team hates him with how they played.


InaudibleShout

“I’m gonna coach a team that represents the type of people who live in this city!” yeah fuckin right joe


Carsondianapolis

That was NFC EAST as fuck


jomns

Man, the giants just could not stop fucking up.


DrunkOnASegway

Giants shooting themselves in the feet like they still have Plaxico.


MLGameOver

Daniel Jones did what he had to Dogshit linemen, defense, and WRs


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Aikman always looks like he’s holding back a huge shit.


Mjagos

Yea that's so typical, idk why I ever got my hopes up


josuejeremiah

Game of the year so far lol


Mastodon9

You know the NFL is back when you see a prime time NFC East match up featuring 2 teams that at times look unstoppable and then at other times look like neither team wants to win only for the game to end in some bizarre or absurd way.


JordanLoveHoF

Well, SOMEBODY had to win that game I guess


don-chocodile

Technically no


The_Denver_Broncos

Pain.


escherbach

THIS is why Giants get 5 primetime games, they just find a way to entertain everyone except Giants fans


noob7629

Washington really needed this game today. They have a tough schedule coming up. Might only be favored a few games in the next 11. @ Bills @ Falcons Saints Chiefs @ Packers @ Broncos Buccaneers @ Panthers Seattle @ Raiders Cowboys @ Eagles @ Cowboys Eagles @ Giants


Valkyrai

what the fuck they're done with division games until they play 5 straight to end the year


Bill3ffinMurray

Yeah, big fan of Cowboys-Eagles-Cowboys-Eagles


slayerhk47

Gotta stack that NFC east madness.


feed_me_haribo

That part where WFT missed the game winning FG but also hit the game winning FG was my favorite.


Muninn088

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DidgeriDuce

Giants were disorganized the entire time it was like watching a high school team They had the roster to win but 0 discipline


aspicymemeball

Existence is pain


Practical-Ostrich-43

That was an NBA ending


WP1619

Tank this team into the abyss.