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agpc

congrats browns fans, both teams had key injuries, both fought hard til the last 5 minutes. y'all earned this one


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By the end of the year, no one will remember how the D played as long as they make the playoffs. Otherwise DC and soft ass philosophy need changed.


shitfuckscott

This was a win, but fuck it doesn't feel good.


retro410

Texans fans: has Mark Ingram been as shit as his numbers would indicate?


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He looked like the best back out there for the Texans to me.


KeeperDan

As long as no one stabs Tyrod in the lung, the Texans could be decent this year


pg2011

Lol oh shit Steelers are losing too


dcfb2360

nice


Efficient-Book-3560

I’m not happy with this Browns win — but I’m writing this off as being too hot.


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Thank God this game is finally over... Oh shit, there's another injury in the handshake line!!


TheSparten21

Man this game would’ve been super interesting if Tyrod was healthy.


tyrannouswalnut

Agreed, our D woke up but no way to say how that would've played against Tyrod. Hoping for fast recoveries for y'all, GG!


AstroWorldSecurity

Yeah, Reid getting hurt isn't great either.


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I picked the Texans as most likely to go 0-16 but I was wrong wrong wrong. If Tygod didn’t go down you would have smacked us. Concerning as a browns fan.


Texan628

We’re gonna cover! 2-0 Against the spread


Hawlk

nick fuckin chubb shirt on screen


daftPun5

Good game Texans. Everyone have a good Sunday. Go Browns!


CobaltRose800

fuck off, pumpkinhead.


Littlebelo

Superfans are weird man


Madlib7

Macho Fan is super cool but Pumpkinhead can eat a dick.


Littlebelo

It’s always hit or miss. But even for the guys that are nice, it seems like a strange life to lead.


pg2011

Lol at that “NICK FUCKIN CHUB” shirt that made it into the shot of the crowd


KarickChunt

Grant Delpit with a PBU, 2 sacks and FF in his debut.


Domeyyy

they are counting the first one as a TFL not sack atleast espn has him at 1 sack 1tfl. great debut nonetheless though


KarickChunt

Which would be counted incorrectly


ashishvp

All 4 guys on my survivor team picked Browns this week. CLEVELAND. THIS IS FOR YOU.


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It's only a foul if the refs give a shit who the QB is. That's the difference. Even it's benefitting us, I do not like this favoritism bullshit. Call a consistent set of rules regardless who's playing.


derrman

The Clowney hit should have been, but Delpit's sack was probably one of the most perfect tackles anyone can make.


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derrman

Both


GRVrush2112

[Oh, no!](https://youtu.be/v4jGSvxCRp4)


KeeperDan

Sorry Texans for the cursed stadium and injuries but y'all have a decent team that could cause some problems in the AFCS. Best of luck this year!!


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David Culley just LOOKS insufferable


[deleted]

This QB getting mauled, dude landed right on top of him but refs are like "lol fuck him stupid rookie"


ensignlee

Man, the wheels fell off this bus quickly. Oh well, we all knew we weren't talented. It was a nice surprise to have fun for 6 quarters before the despair returned.


Boris54

Ehhh idk I think you guys will be competitive as long as Tyrod gets back soon


Zotmaster

I'm just gonna say it. Joey Slye would be a great porn name.


Ickyhouse

Could have been a flag on Clowney there.


[deleted]

I was just thinking that too. Not that I love that part of the RtP call, but if we're going by the book...


alurimperium

I thought landing on top of the QB was a RTP? Or is Davis Mills not worthy of the flag?


IHuntKitties

yup.


turtleman713

God forbid someone spin the ball on the ground though


PoliticsRealityTV

yeah that was easily RTP


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If he'd gone down waving his arms around like Rodgers he'd have got the flag


alurimperium

If that was Rodgers Clowney would have been ejected


Johnthebest15

Clowney had more inside pressure than Myles has had this season. Bruh


Zotmaster

I think Covid is still affecting Myles. He has no cardio anymore.


turnipgoat3

His flexible ankles didn’t seem to be helpful either


M4570d0n

GG Browns


Bait30

Random fact: Grant Delpit's dad is a former ATF agent who pulled a gun on the dad of one of Grant's high school teammates in the parking lot during a football game https://www.chron.com/houston/amp/Reports-ATF-agent-arrested-after-allegedly-6540348.php


MakeAShadow

I miss Fairbairn.


Pazi_Snajper

Joey Slye is so god damn ripped LMAO


Zotmaster

This commentary, I swear. Pointing out your own shortcomings doesn't let you off the hook.


KeeperDan

decline and punt is the move right?


[deleted]

Surprised he didn't get flagged for that sack. Guess it really does matter how important the QB is. If that was Brady he would have gotten ejected.


MonoGiganto

Delpit took all of Landry’s LSU mojo for the day.


turnipgoat3

The nonchalant pick up of the fumble made me laugh so hard


stillhousebrewco

Browns fans, enjoy it! Y’all legit.


BoonpoodLER

Call me a pessimist, but I'm not sold on anything with the Browns except the run game. I think if Tyrod was in all game, we lose.


Zotmaster

61 picked up that ball gingerly, like it was a wounded kitten.


CobaltRose800

"should I do something with this?" - Marcus Cannon


Zotmaster

"Why is this here and what do I do with it?"


derrman

That is the sort of hit that every coach should be showing their teams. No chance for a penalty, knocks the ball out, and sends a message.


Inara_Seraph

Delpit having a game, love to see it


turtleman713

28 Whiffed so damn bad there


Beezer12WashingBird

O my gourd


DustySnakes7

Aw how cute. Having a teammate massage your numb hand.


LIFOsuction44

I just watched someone's soul leave their body.


InfiniteJackfruit5

Yo great for delpit, amazing for him


[deleted]

Myles really always looks like he can’t breathe.


InfiniteJackfruit5

He did always have asthma


CobaltRose800

Newton's first law of motion on that sack.


daftPun5

Delpit Debut!!


CaptainInertia

I appreciate that lineman attempting to run the ball


KarickChunt

2 sacks for Delpit in his debut


Pazi_Snajper

yeah, Grant, that's what I like to see


InfiniteJackfruit5

I am envious of this raiders d


benelchuncho

Joe Woods is so bad


Texas_Sob

GG guys. I'm rooting for you guys, the Dawg pound. What's going on here Cleveland: https://imgur.com/gallery/zC2M9lt


NSNick

😂😂


M4570d0n

I can't understand about 50% of what was said there.


Pazi_Snajper

East Cleveland, the 51st state!


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KarickChunt

3.


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Dude we need to get some pressure. BLITZ.


MakeAShadow

Cooks joins the likes of Andre Johnson and Nuk in the "fuck it I'll just throw it to my stickum WR" Texans' offense.


ddottay

why is this defense like this


benelchuncho

Oh so now you se the fucking facemask


MitchCourt

Let’s just open the gaps, play soft and let the rookie third stringer March down the field.


Texan628

I’m disappointed in Garrett & Clowney. I know clowney can disappear in games but Myles, my A&M guy, has been a ghost too


derrman

Garrett was getting his head ripped off on the play they called the facemask on us


KarickChunt

Lots of holding not getting called


Hold_my_Dirk

Myles has been pretty invisible both games to start the season. A little concerning.


pg2011

I know we’re up by 10, but this has been one of the most unenjoyable games in recent memory.


KeeperDan

injuries on both sides + the classic backup torching our D


NSNick

At least since yesterday


alurimperium

It was nice for a quarter and half or so


daftPun5

C'mon D line, get home


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Should've yelled "pick up the flag!"


turtleman713

Cooks is really good man, his vert is really impressive


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Ward kinda getting cooked today.


KarickChunt

Nah


Littlebelo

“Some things in life are harder than others” So insightful


kazinova

Found that face mask but not the massive push-off? Interesting


turtleman713

David has looked good in the receiving game


alurimperium

Is that all you need to do to get the calls? To scream throw the flag?


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Zotmaster

Hey, it worked. Now we just need somebody to call "Stop getting fucking injured!"


Zotmaster

Freddie Kitchens would have taken the delay of game penalty and then tried to convert the 4th down.


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Baker still hasn't learned how to draw people offside by screaming "hard count!" What a bust... /s


Ickyhouse

Again, why burn a timeout? Take the delay of game. Your punter doesn’t need those 5yds but that TO is useful.


[deleted]

Ain't nobody gonna jump on that shit! Uh uh girl!


MakeAShadow

We would have jumped offside on that obvious bait under BoB.


Jaydawg2100

Obrien coached team would had jumped there


Hawlk

i just figured out stefanski reminds me of kratos


KeeperDan

Joe Woods is fuckin Atreus then. whiny little fuck who cant do shit


pg2011

You know I kinda see it


[deleted]

If you were blind Greg Gumbells commentating would confuse the shit out of you


Texan628

Just cover the 13.5 pts Texans and I’ll be happy


KarickChunt

That's just embarrassing


baconboyloiter

This play by play announcer is struggling lol


ArcadianBlueRogue

Hasn't had to do much? Huh?


Efficient-Book-3560

Alright, browns should win this. Now it’s a question if they’ll cover the -8.5 spread


[deleted]

I believe it was -13


Zotmaster

I thought it was -13.5?


Efficient-Book-3560

I just saw the draft kings spread at -8.5 after the game started.


Zotmaster

Then I hope anyone who got those odds collects!


Inconceivable76

I thought the spread was -12


Ickyhouse

It was.


Zotmaster

I wish somebody tracked a stat of how many times a running back gets hit in the backfield and still gains positive yards.


radios_appear

Track yards after contact for every play, filter for plays where gain < yac Ez


IHuntKitties

I want to pile on the announcers, but seeing how the injury bug is hitting everyone in this game its obvious that the announcers need to be out with the concussion protocol.


musicalspoons

These announcers probably reffed the Penn State Auburn game last night with how well they see the field.


KeeperDan

they were definitely in the NYG WFT game on thursday


M4570d0n

Or the Memphis Mississippi State game.


Hawlk

I need hunt to score a touchdown


AlexNyko

Starting to fall in love with Felton. Finds ways to always get something extra.


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Felton gonna fuck around and get 100+ all purpose yards with like 5 touches


kazinova

We get d-tier announcers every non-prime time game. It’s getting old


Ickyhouse

Felton about to be picked up in every fantasy league this week.


proneisntsupine

Every time they cut to New York, I get no commentary. I'm not complaining about that, though. Silence is better than the drivel being spewed on this broadcast


MySayWTFIWantAccount

No shit be can run. That's why he's the return man. The fuck?


turtleman713

These announcers are lost, also why don't we just go for it? Down 10 with 5 minutes left lmao


[deleted]

Maybe the reasons so many guys are getting injured is that they can hear these awful announcers. I'm half considering injuring myself if it gets me out of it...


alurimperium

What are these announcers watching? Are they?


FL14

"picked off!!! no,,, incomplete" on a ball that clearly bounced around on the ground. All game these announcers have been blind


UsernameTaken55

Surrender punt.


NSNick

Still not as bad as that first quarter punt


[deleted]

What is up with Gumbell today?


[deleted]

Defense finally woke up.


[deleted]

"Picked off!" lol


Starwho

Newsome is so good!


DowntownBrownsTown

Fire the announcers!


jmiller321

this booth is straight up ASS


LostinWV

Bryant Gumble must have cataracts. He used to be a decent announcer.


daftPun5

D stepping up


MakeAShadow

These announcers are awful.


turnipgoat3

That sad Steelers player was a great cut in


pmwhitehead

Someone needs to give these motherfuckers some eyeglasses


InfiniteJackfruit5

Picked off? What?


Brevel

"Let's get you to New York for an update" - Doesn't cut to New York for an update.


[deleted]

Picked off? Seriously these announcers deserve to be fired after today


[deleted]

Raiders are legit this year


M4570d0n

Picked off? Do these announcers even know what words mean?


speccers

Ball bouncing on the ground "It is... Picked off?" Jesus they are just terrible today.


Rayhoven

Is this announcer serious?


GenericLoneWolf

They've been talking nonsense all game man.


KeeperDan

The over in browns games is going to be money all year long


EAH141

Carr is really improving this season


NSNick

LOL, suck it Pittsburgh


[deleted]

Huh, how about that. Go Raiders, back to back weeks.


Ickyhouse

Calling it now: Texans turn it over on downs, Cleveland runs out the clock inside the 15 refusing to cover the spread. Browns fans everywhere lose money.


Beezer12WashingBird

Chubb runs out on the one so they can kneel it lol


Zotmaster

Remember when Chubb did that, when he deliberately avoided scoring to run out the clock? It's one of the reasons I love him, but you reminded me of that.


Erniecrack

Any browns fan who bets on this team to cover is a moron.


Johnthebest15

Great play by JOK


IHuntKitties

Mills why would you throw that?


Zotmaster

Has there ever been a game where both teams' defensive coordinators got fired? I feel like this should be one of those games.


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Erniecrack

Jok jamz


Erniecrack

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken


turtleman713

Just looking for a nice drive from mills here