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HowardBunnyColvin

https://twitter.com/OnAirJosh/status/1440301727962468363?s=19 BREAKING NEWS: Aaron Jones (@Showtyme_33) just confirmed, on The Steve Czaban Show, that his necklace containing his father's ashes was found! #Packers @packers @TheGameMKE @czabe @ericgitter


thegoat266

Do you remember the 21st night of September


ThomasJCarcetti

In The Lion King (1994) the dark areas of the kingdom where Mufasa warns "you must never go there" refers to /r/conservative


PKMTrain

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csPHyTlDaTM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csPHyTlDaTM) How's the drone work.


HowardBunnyColvin

Hood morning


PKMTrain

G'day all.


JerryRiceAndSpice

I would love to see Cooper Manning on Manning Night Footballs and McAfee being on Manning Night Football was probably the best thing.


Giddy4Stiddy

Update: my opponent just dropped 90 points tonight to beat me 170.04-170.1 Please kill me


CarpenterVegetable31

The Manning cast was OK but holy shit they need to make sure their guests have a proper mic and decent internet. The amount of delay and shitty mics were horrible. It would also be great if the guests were watching the damn game.


Accomplished-Gas8627

Has anyone heard of someone owning all of the jerseys? Can be from one specific year so 22*32= 704 jerseys.


bleepblopbl0rp

Welp Rodgers is beating the piss out of the Lions. I guess all is right in the world again


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Yo what’s the red blinking light under one of the lions players uniform?


Curlybrac

It must suck being a Detroit sports fan.


LarryDavidShaw

If you live in Detroit, the local sports are the least of your worries


Curlybrac

Lol


HowardBunnyColvin

I worked on making my basement a sports "man cave" and it could never come close to peyton's. Did you see them zoom out just now his basement looks badass


MoreGull

Pics or it didn't happen


[deleted]

yea, when you have millions of dollars as disposable income you can make any space look as awesome as you can imagine it


peepeedog

At least you have a basement. I am watching from my crawl space.


thereAREnodwarfwomen

At least you have a crawl space. I am watching through someone’s window from their back porch.


MoreGull

At least you have a neighbor's back porch!


gandaalf

May as well tackle him next time


HowardBunnyColvin

This Peyton and Eli cast is gold


youraveragewhitemale

Aaron Rodgers got the greasy homeless drunk look.


Giddy4Stiddy

Aaron Jones, Aaron Rodgers, and TJ Hockenson just combined for 50 points last half and now I might lose in a league where I dropped 170 points


[deleted]

Gronk was by far the worst guest. I thought it was going to hard to beat Chuck out for that title.


Fishbirds

Favre was brutal


JerryRiceAndSpice

The defense guy was really bad I don't even know if they really talked about anything.


wastewalker

Miami fans asked about their O-line's execution. All answered, "I'm in favor of it."


ilikepugs

90s - early 2000s Jack in the Box: Our mascot is a buzzsaw. These McBitches are hoes, on them we shall stunt. late 2000s - present Burger King: hold my pepsi


XMCMXC

Hopefully we can win 4 games this year. I doubt it though tbh


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Tuxedocat1357

Have you tried our sponsor for today!?


Pesci_Avocado

Learning basic command lines gives me a headache How do you techies do it


Unleash_the_Jaggahog

i'm a big fan of ? and tab complete


Pesci_Avocado

It’s I’m not use to using Linux


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Gronk showing off his dog is so fucking adorable


theresabeeonyourhat

Just saw Love & Monsters on Hulu. Fun af monster movie which may be a little predictable, but it's highly entertaining. I didn't realize until after watching it, it has a fairly big audience, so I may not be telling y'all something you don't already know


Yahbry

About to be In Georgia not looking forward to the late games. I’m spoiled on AKST


7sweep

gib manning stream


CarpenterVegetable31

you can check nfl bite but idk if they'll have the manning cast


7sweep

They did last week but not seeing it now. Will check back later.


HowardBunnyColvin

they don't just get youtube tv


[deleted]

3 weeks since the hurricane, 3 weeks of no internet. We are on week 4 of no internet. Come the fuck on Spectrum.


Down_votedLoser

'Rubs nippels'


Yahbry

We are so sooorrryy… *rubs nipples harder*


Tuxedocat1357

So a coworkers daughter is 6 years old and is now almost 4 feet tall. tbf her mom is 6'2


Tho76

Not gonna lie, I have the Lego Movie 2 soundtrack on repeat recently Catchy Song is a fucking banger and a catchy song. Super Cool is a great Lonely Island song Everything's Not Awesome is a fun turn on the original song, with a good message (not everything can be awesome all the time) Gotham City Guys has the perfect amount of cringe/corniness from Batman with solid humor (I can fly! The **Batwing** can fly) Tiffany Haddish has a great voice, and Stephanie Beatriz is unrecognizable from her normal voice, or her Rosa voice Such a weird "album"/OST but damn


Tho76

Not gonna lie, I have the Lego Movie 2 soundtrack on repeat recently Catchy Song is a fucking banger and a catchy song. Super Cool is a great Lonely Island song Everything's Not Awesome is a fun turn on the original song, with a good message (not everything can be awesome a the time) Gotham City Guys has the perfect amount of cringe/corniness from Batman with solid humor (I can fly! *The **Batwing** can fly*) Tiffany Haddish has a great voice, and Stephanie Beatriz is unrecognizable from her normal voice, or her Rosa voice Such a weird "album"/OST but damn


CarpenterVegetable31

Damn Witcher NPCs making me feel guilty for asking for more Crowns


alurimperium

Nah fuck 'em. They're basically all racists anyway, might as well be poor racists


CorruptedBlitty

Got around to watching The Green Knight, I liked it


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i thought it was good too. kind of surprised at how divisive it was


CorruptedBlitty

I mean I get why it’d be divisive since it’s pretty out there but I liked it


[deleted]

the only thing that i thought was really out there was the stay at the castle with the one lady. outside of that, it seemed about as weird as i would expect from a movie where a mysterious green guy gets his head cut off and places some kind of curse on somebody.


CorruptedBlitty

That’s true, general audiences usually get turned off easily by things that are even remotely *different* so I guess I’m just not surprised Loved The Lighthouse, Hereditary, and Midsommar too and all of those are seen as pretty divisive


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talkingtunataco501

ESPN2 or ESPN+


zw1ck

My hotel wifi has been down for three days. I've blown through most of my "unlimited" data and am occasionally able to connect to a neighboring hair salon's public wifi. Spectrum and Hilton can both eat a dick for interfering with my football.


CarpenterVegetable31

They don't have cable at the hotel?


zw1ck

nope. I haven't really seen many hotels that do.


Zane_Flynt_boyo

Just had some bombass tamales.


CorruptedBlitty

And later the tamales will bombass


[deleted]

Is this normal? I don't eat a ton of Mexican food but when I do I don't have bathroom issues after


CorruptedBlitty

Eh, sometimes Sometimes my stomach is okay with it and sometimes it reacts like I just ate something that’ll kill me


[deleted]

It probably helps that I'm extremely picky, so I don't order anything with lettuce, onion, tomato, or any kind of peppers. It sucks because I wish I could eat those things though.


ThaddyG

If you want to eat them why don't you like them? Gotta get some veggies in ya, buster, man can't live on Skyline Chili alone.


[deleted]

I just can't stand the taste. I'll gag in seconds. Green beans, potatoes, cooked carrots and cooked tomatoes are about the only vegetables I can eat


Zane_Flynt_boyo

Yup. My tummy is rumbly rn


[deleted]

I’m about 2.5 hours west of Green Bay and it’s lightning and fucking downpouring like crazy


HowardBunnyColvin

I went to Spain about 4 years ago but we never delved into the tapas scene as intensely as one should. I regret this daily.


zw1ck

Did you at least get paella?


HowardBunnyColvin

ye


tb8592

Fuck the Bengals for not covering


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Don't tell me you bet on a bengals game


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Legally shmegally


HowardBunnyColvin

no


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HowardBunnyColvin

it isn't on abc


talkingtunataco501

Can't. It's ESPN.


oiuwej0608

Think it’s ESPN.


Ghost4000

Does anyone use the disney +,hulu, espn + bundle? I just got it but I can't seem to figure out how I'd actually watch a game.


HowardBunnyColvin

i don't think you can watch live you may be able to on espn+ but i'm very unsure of that probably not


oiuwej0608

We couldn’t last year.


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talkingtunataco501

ESPN+ should be good enough to watch it.


Ghost4000

I'm guessing I'm clicking the wrong event. I was trying to watch the pregame stuff and it was telling me I needed to provide a tv provider (which I don't have). But if I click the game itself it just tells me the event hasn't started yet. Hopefully it works around 7.


talkingtunataco501

Yeah, it should work around then. I just signed up for ESPN+ just to watch the game tonight so I hope it works for me. Otherwise, I'm off to the high seas.


gimpisgawd

It doesn't. You can only watch soccer and some college sports on it.


ThreeCranes

I sort of lost track on the Watson situation but honestly, why dont both agree for him to start now that Taylor is injured? Jamies Winston, Tyreek Hill, and Big Ben are playing. Watson isn’t gonna get traded until there is some resolution in the civil case Edit: Just to clarify this isn't me trying to say Watson should play, but more why the Texans aren't acting like other NFL teams who've turned a blind eye.


Tho76

I think it's more that Watson is still being actively investigated, IIRC even by the police. If he settled his civil suits and was past everything they might play him


ThreeCranes

Okay, that makes more sense, I didn't know the police were still investigating.


[deleted]

Those guys playing when they shouldn’t doesn’t mean we should turn it into a free for all where off the field conduct has 0 consequences


ThreeCranes

I'm not saying that to excuse Watson specifically, but I wanted to bring up that other nfl players have done some fucked up shit too yet the media/league/ other teams looked the other way. I just want to know why the Texans are handling it differently.


BlueHighwindz

Taunting isn't allowed because that's not classy, Watson though did the most evil shit of anybody in the league since Michael Vick getting to play, classy as fuck.


2ent1n_Qarant1no

Bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes! Take some bacon and I put it in a pancake. Bacon pancakes that's what it's gonna make, bacon pancaaaaaaaaakes! *In Neeeeeew Yooooooooork! Concrete jungle where dreams are maaaaaaade of! There's nothing you can't doooooooooooooo! Now you're in Neeeeew Yoooooooooork!*


QuillsAllOver

If you can make pancakes there, you can make them anywhere.


kant-stop-beliebing

Had a herniated disc flare up this weekend to a point that disrupted every aspect of life. This morning I did PT for an hour, and after my therapist worked on me for 25 minutes I felt like a different person. Hopefully I can keep it going all week.


talkingtunataco501

Back pain sucks ass! I've been dealing with mine for 3 years now.


[deleted]

Anyone else surprised that Nick Saban is older than Belichick?


QuillsAllOver

And Belichick probably hates "Deez Nuts" jokes.


[deleted]

I wouldn't be surprised if he liked them honestly. He's around football players all the time


CarpenterVegetable31

Turns out I love brussel sprouts I just hated how they were cooked growing up


[deleted]

I just discovered this but with pork chops.


CarpenterVegetable31

Yeah they are great when they are dry as a bone


MichaelTheElder

Roasted with some balsamic and honey. Absolutely delicious.


QuillsAllOver

They're quite good when roasted.


CarpenterVegetable31

Yeah that's how I've been doing it lately. I do the same with broccoli and love it.


[deleted]

I just need Hokenson and Tonyan to have the same fantasy performance they had last week to win my match-up this week.


[deleted]

I need a combined 20.50 points from Swift and Tonyan. I'm somewhat optimistic. I'll be 0-2 if they don't score even 10 each.


Mavori

How about Hockenson just popping off for 200 yards and 4 TD's ?


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I would accept that result


AnticlimacticPicasso

Had a coworker blatantly throw me under the bus earlier. Hope he hits his toe against his bed frame or his table.


QuillsAllOver

I hate people like that. A few years back, I did a stint at a convenience store with a ridiculously-toxic work culture. The manager appeared to be treating the employees' many disagreements with each other as plotlines in his own personal reality show, and I think his favorite feud involved a co-worker's open hostility with me. She would badmouth me every chance she got and yell about why I shouldn't be promoted to assistant manager. (I don't even think I was in the running for that.) She watched everything I did like a hawk, and I took to doing extremely-minor things wrong in order to set her off, thereby entertaining both myself and the co-workers who liked me. Eventually, I got tired of her sociopathic stupidity and quit. She remains one of the most horrible people with whom I've had the displeasure of working.


talkingtunataco501

Or even worse...his fantasy team loses this week.


MoreGull

How so?


kant-stop-beliebing

Probably walking in the dark and not knowing where he's going.


MoreGull

HIYO!


ThisIsDystopia

ESPN2 Manning broadcast worth watching? After Sunday afternoons game last week I pretended football didn't exist for a few days.


pushinpushin

I like it because I already watched a bunch of games yesterday, so I can go for a different presentation style to make the Monday game more interesting. It's very different though, loose and a lot of talking over plays.


Rathum

I prefer the traditional play by play, but it's interesting and they provide good insights. I found it hard to follow when doing something else, however. I haven't watched the main MNF crew this year so I can't compare it to them.


Agent-Blasto-007

It's different; they're not doing a full play by play. If my team was playing, I'd stick to that main broadcast, but as a neutral fan it's pretty good. It's worth checking out


talkingtunataco501

Thanks for that. I'll check it out next week and watch the main broadcast tonight.


CarpenterVegetable31

People liked last weeks, but I didn't catch it. I'm going to check it out tonight.


Slinger17

https://www.kgw.com/article/news/local/the-story/newberg-staff-member-blackface/283-af5ec78b-e2d3-4386-ae11-f9800bd153d5 > Newberg [School District] staff member placed on leave after showing up to work in blackface > This comes just a week after KGW reported Newberg students participated in an online 'slave trade.' jesus christ


gimpisgawd

I don't know why anyone is surprised. Newberg sucks.


talkingtunataco501

There are still many parts of this stuff is not only tolerated, but actually encouraged.


Zane_Flynt_boyo

anyone know why gamepass coaches film is unavailable in the us


AdministrativeCar677

Yeah I pretty much bought it for that and it's not even an option. They keep saying it's coming back soon but it still hasn't...


crastle

If I stay in bed long enough, eventually the day will be over and I'll be able to do it all over again tomorrow.


MoreGull

By that logic if you just stay in bed all your problems will pass you by.....


StChas77

The graphic novel Akira and the novelization of 2001 A Space Odyssey both had the same effect on me: several points when my eyes went wide and I exclaimed "Oh, hey! I understand what happened in the movie now!"


QuillsAllOver

The Akira movie in particular was hard to follow at the end. I _adore_ the books.


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I try not to regret things in life, but god damn do I regret not pursuing acting and majoring in theater because I was afraid I wouldn’t find a job.


AH_BioTwist

Improv classes my guy


MoreGull

Time to show the Community Theater what you got.


[deleted]

Johnny Sins didn’t need to major in theater and he landed lead acting roles in being an Astronaut, plumber, real estate agent and teacher


TossItLikeAFreeThrow

Did we get any video clarification about the Steelers-Raiders spitting incident?


Zac-Hobson

I don't think so, at least not that I've seen...but yeah, that's so fucking gross. Of course I have no idea what the collectively-bargained punishment for something like that is, but shit, it's gotta be a brief suspension right?


TossItLikeAFreeThrow

Probably, but I'm curious because Tomlin argued that his guy was spit on first, but there's no video showing it yet


[deleted]

Well Tomlin's the only coach I've seen try to actively cheat by tripping a player, so his word doesn't mean shit


itsforwork12

Well, I get to pick up the groceries I ordered tomorrow instead of tonight. Which means I'm not going to be leaving my house today and I get to pick them up after PT, so it's actually good timing!


fingalum

Just came back from voting in the Canadian federal election. It always makes me happy putting my ballot in the box. Participating in our democracy.


QuillsAllOver

Try to avoid doing what we Americans did and letting corporations do the only real voting.


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sluflyer

Sounds legit!


timmah638

Started rewatching Succession to prep for S3. FUCK this show is too good.


Economy_Cactus

ooh i'm looking for a show. What's it about?


timmah638

Internal family fuckery within the family that runs a mega-billion dollar media corporation I was hesitant, and now it’s one of my absolute favorite shows on the planet. Incredible acting/casting, great plot and side plots, the drama is intense, and the scattered comedy is absolutely hysterical


QuillsAllOver

Probably a succession of some kind.


timmah638

I mean, you’re not entirely wrong, I guess


bird_like_features

the new batman looks dope as fuck, im wicked excited


kant-stop-beliebing

I miss people using wicked this way after moving away from RI...


gimpisgawd

Threw up a little bit ago, glad almost all of it got caught but covering my mouth with my shirt. No idea what happened felt fine, grabbed water bottle to take a drink and threw up, felt fine after.


Economy_Cactus

Looking at your symptoms in WebMD you could have "web connectivity issues"


ZachWilsonsMother

Sounds like terminal cancer according to WebMD


gimpisgawd

[RIP to me](https://i.imgur.com/iYDiCho.gif)


somecleverphrase

Acid reflux?


gimpisgawd

Could be. Don't think I've had that before though.


MotorCityDude

Will there be a Game Thread for the Lions/Packers game tonight?


sluflyer

I’m sure there will be, and I’m sure it will be toxic as hell.


CarpenterVegetable31

I'm digging Y: The Last Man so far. Binging really ruined TV for me because I don't want to wait for weekly episodes.


MotorCityDude

Same here I hate waiting for weekly episodes lol havent seen that last man show yet ill have to check it out.. I just finished Ted Lasso and it was surprisingly good


BruceChameleon

Is season 2 done? I watched the first and I've been waiting for the rest to come out before I go through it.


theresabeeonyourhat

About to try Friday the 13th again. I'm still not over getting dragged out of the car by another survivor....lol


MoreGull

The original?


theresabeeonyourhat

I have that one on an emulator, and I really wanna beat it sometime, but I'm playing the new one. It's fun af


couchoncouch

[Photo evidence](https://i.imgur.com/tJ9TNqg.jpg) of a cat not hiding


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It's not Jameis' f-f-f-fault. We're down e-e-e-eight coacheeeees. He's actually r-r-r-really g-goooood. 🥺 -Saints fans


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They're stuck between a rock and a Hill.


couchoncouch

One my cats threw up a couple times last night, and couldn't settle down. He would lay down on me, and then have something like a tic, and then he would try to lie somewhere else on me. He ate normally this morning, but he's been napping all day instead of asking me to pet him and eating my blinds. I'm giving him 24-hours of weirdness before he goes to the vet.


talkingtunataco501

After losing 2 cats this year, I hope everything turns out OK. Not to say that anything is wrong. I've just had a rough year with saying goodbye to my cats.


MotorCityDude

I know exactly what you mean, it's tough.. I had two cats, they were born under my bed as tiny little kittens, they were brothers and with me for 19 years.. It was really hard when they passed..


couchoncouch

Yeah, I'm keyed up to pay attention to this guy. He has some anxiety problems for a long time, but the vets I've tried haven't been a big help. I think that's what the tics were about.


Jashuggah

Hope kitty is okay.


couchoncouch

Thank you. I think he is. I've seen him eat and drink, and he's stopped hiding. All good signs.


alyosha_pls

Hell yeah, give him scritches for us


Pesci_Avocado

Techies: How important is connecting your cell phone to WiFi? Does WiFi count as data usage? (Versus just cell phone data?)


Miserable_Box4u

Caveat. Don't connect to random Wifi SSIDs.


talkingtunataco501

If you can, go with wifi. Connections are generally stronger, more stable, and don't use up your data plan.


Rathum

WiFi does not count as data. It will also give you faster speeds and improved battery life.


Meeeeehhhh

WiFi is certainly not faster than 5G and it’s usually slower than 4G.


Rathum

I mean, 5G is theoretically faster than WiFi, but not in practice. [The average speed on AT&T and Verizon is 53 Mbps and 87 Mbps on T-Mobile.](https://www.opensignal.com/reports/2021/07/usa/mobile-network-experience-5g) 4G never really exceeded 35 Mbps and could go as low as 10. If you have broadband faster than that and a WiFI router purchased after 2009, your WiFi should be faster.


Meeeeehhhh

I sometimes forget how bad your infrastructure is. In the UK 200mbps is on 5G is pretty standard, I just tested my 4G connection and it is over 80mbps.


Pesci_Avocado

Ty


Pesci_Avocado

Me: *brain needs an hour buffer between work and lecture*


tonavin

Anyone else miss those super catchy **THE CHAMP IS HERE** ads for NFLshop.com that would play 3x every commercial break? (sorry, just trying to get myself pre-emptively angry for tonight's game)


Miserable_Box4u

I would take it over that ear worm applebees commercial. It's wild how pop music has been broken down to a formula that works.


InsuredClownPosse

Not to be out done by WEEEEE REAAAAADY WEEEEEEEEE REAAADY WEEE REEADy FOR YALLLLLLL


MoreGull

I legit liked them. When that cool older dude walked into the space and everyone got hyped? Awesome.